Subtitle,FileName I think we have to.,Track2_Testing_00001.mp4 I couldn't take the cold anymore.,Track2_Testing_00002.mp4 "Oh, cool, it tells you when someone's reading your profile. ",Track2_Testing_00003.mp4 I-I bet that's why you and Gloria are having problems.,Track2_Testing_00004.mp4 "So I found this fencing school in Burbank... ...that has a Jedi class. If you're cool being the only adults there, they said they are. ",Track2_Testing_00005.mp4 Hey! How was the gym?,Track2_Testing_00006.mp4 "Oh... yes, we'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth. ",Track2_Testing_00007.mp4 "BUT IF YOU PUSH HER ON IT, SHE'S JUST GONNA PUSH YOU AWAY.",Track2_Testing_00008.mp4 It's not going back in.You know what?,Track2_Testing_00009.mp4 "I see. Well, at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team... ...and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together... ...and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears. ",Track2_Testing_00010.mp4 You survived that Weight Watchers cruise with your mom. And they ran out of low-fat ice cream on day two. Just calm down and take a few deep breaths. ,Track2_Testing_00011.mp4 "But it's classy, which we deserve. Yes, we do.",Track2_Testing_00012.mp4 I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm just not an actor. ,Track2_Testing_00013.mp4 STOPPED BY TO DROP OFF ALL THESE CLOTHES. I'M AN ACTOR. I'M TRYING TO GET MY PICTURE UP THERE ON THE WALL. ,Track2_Testing_00014.mp4 "Am I driving you to the Cheesecake Factory, or are we having sex? I'm just trying to lighten the mood. ",Track2_Testing_00015.mp4 Do you really think there could be pirate maps under there?,Track2_Testing_00016.mp4 Can I look yet? ,Track2_Testing_00017.mp4 When's the last time we agreed on anything.,Track2_Testing_00018.mp4 "If she wants to belittle you like you're some child, we are going to use this to show her what kind of man you are.",Track2_Testing_00019.mp4 "LISTEN, JOEY SEEING AS YOU'VE GOT THE MOST EXPERIENCE I WANT YOU TO TAKE THESE DANCERS AND TEACH THEM THE COMBINATION. ",Track2_Testing_00020.mp4 "Oh, cool. Are there pictures? ",Track2_Testing_00021.mp4 I wanna have sex with you. Wha— what?,Track2_Testing_00022.mp4 "YES, ABSOLUTELY. I WOULD WAIT, AND WAIT. THEN I'D WAIT SOME MORE. ",Track2_Testing_00023.mp4 "Geez, maybe you should just go back to college.",Track2_Testing_00024.mp4 I'M SORRY. I JUST CAN'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL LOOKING LIKE THIS. ,Track2_Testing_00025.mp4 "- Oh, where'd you find that? - I know where you keep the beer, Jeff.",Track2_Testing_00026.mp4 "Oh, good. Because I was having a totally paranoid moment... where I thought you called in sick to avoid me. ",Track2_Testing_00027.mp4 HE'S AN ELECTRICIAN -- HE'LL CHARGE US.,Track2_Testing_00028.mp4 Great! Rope climb.,Track2_Testing_00029.mp4 "Oh, did i ever tell you that i put your name up here?",Track2_Testing_00030.mp4 "Well, I just lost my erection. ",Track2_Testing_00031.mp4 EW. THE OTHER ONE.,Track2_Testing_00032.mp4 It'd be great if we could go a day without you mentioning your 32-inch waist size.,Track2_Testing_00033.mp4 I see what's going on here. You and I had our crazy night together. And now you can't stand to see me with another woman. ,Track2_Testing_00034.mp4 "Okay, well, he must've drank it after we went to bed. Who does that?",Track2_Testing_00035.mp4 Maybe...,Track2_Testing_00036.mp4 "Yeah, well, guess what. You wouldn't have had a chance with David Duchovny because, look.",Track2_Testing_00037.mp4 Two trains? ,Track2_Testing_00038.mp4 "Oh, damn. I forgot it.",Track2_Testing_00039.mp4 "Let's you, me and your very, very pale feet make some art. ",Track2_Testing_00040.mp4 Do you?,Track2_Testing_00041.mp4 You know why I like the meadow?,Track2_Testing_00042.mp4 What?!,Track2_Testing_00043.mp4 But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first and then they turn out to be the biggest jerks. ,Track2_Testing_00044.mp4 Paolo made a pass at me. ,Track2_Testing_00045.mp4 "PH-PHOEBE, COME ON. CAN WE FINISH THIS LATER? I WANT TO GO RUNNING BEFORE IT GETS DARK. OH! WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? ",Track2_Testing_00046.mp4 "OKAY, HERE GOES. YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO THIS. THIS IS... ",Track2_Testing_00047.mp4 I can 7 tell if she needs a diaper change.,Track2_Testing_00048.mp4 "EXCEPT FOR THE RED SOCK, WHICH IS STILL RED. DON'T BE UPSET. IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE. ",Track2_Testing_00049.mp4 Yes. Money well spent. ,Track2_Testing_00050.mp4 You'll never go broke playing to a rich guy's ego.Write that down.,Track2_Testing_00051.mp4 "Oh, come on. You have to admit that you do coddle her.",Track2_Testing_00052.mp4 It says that this Missouri town has a lively art scene.,Track2_Testing_00053.mp4 "I just thought with everyone growing up, a new tradition might give us another excuse to get together every year.",Track2_Testing_00054.mp4 I'm calling work wife.,Track2_Testing_00055.mp4 THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED TONIGHT. I THOUGHT MY NUMBER WAS UP. I HAD AN ACTUAL NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE. ,Track2_Testing_00056.mp4 "BEFORE HE SAID YES, SO...",Track2_Testing_00057.mp4 He disrespects our heritage and inflates his own.,Track2_Testing_00058.mp4 "Yes. This is Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman... ...Edward Teller, Otto Frisch. ",Track2_Testing_00059.mp4 "Well, not for long.",Track2_Testing_00060.mp4 "Besides, those ref outfits are stupid.",Track2_Testing_00061.mp4 "SEE, YOU'RE GETTING ME CONFUSED. I'M STARTING TO YEARN. I'M SORRY. ",Track2_Testing_00062.mp4 We were in public.,Track2_Testing_00063.mp4 Are you sure? Yes.,Track2_Testing_00064.mp4 Some heinie would be nice too. ,Track2_Testing_00065.mp4 "It hurts that you would lie to me, Amy. I thought our relationship was based on trust... ...and a mutual admiration that skews in my favor. ",Track2_Testing_00066.mp4 No one said anything about drop-off.,Track2_Testing_00067.mp4 "Just because she's no Christie Brinkley, who, by the way, is a year older than Margaret, doesn't mean we throw her on the scrap heap.",Track2_Testing_00068.mp4 Not the time.,Track2_Testing_00069.mp4 "You used to snap one of those like crazy whenever we watched ""Dukes of Hazzard.""",Track2_Testing_00070.mp4 You're supposed to turn that off.,Track2_Testing_00071.mp4 STILL BROKEN? ,Track2_Testing_00072.mp4 "Yeah, what even is that?",Track2_Testing_00073.mp4 You need a break? ,Track2_Testing_00074.mp4 "I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone. ",Track2_Testing_00075.mp4 "No! If one more person puts their fingers near my uterus, I'm gonna cross my legs and snap 'em off! ",Track2_Testing_00076.mp4 "No, I will always sing you ""Soft Kitty."" [SINGING] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur ",Track2_Testing_00077.mp4 "HONEY, YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN.",Track2_Testing_00078.mp4 "NO. NO, THANK YOU.",Track2_Testing_00079.mp4 "Cam, you have a Tin Man.",Track2_Testing_00080.mp4 "Well, that was weird. You were loud and I was fast. ",Track2_Testing_00081.mp4 **,Track2_Testing_00082.mp4 Really? That's fantastic.,Track2_Testing_00083.mp4 CAN YOU READ IT FOR ME?,Track2_Testing_00084.mp4 "Pheebs, I... There isn't gonna be any ""flying about."" Ha, ha. We thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that. ",Track2_Testing_00085.mp4 THAT'S A TWO-LINE PART. ,Track2_Testing_00086.mp4 There is no Beth. There's only you.,Track2_Testing_00087.mp4 WHAT IS HIS PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS?,Track2_Testing_00088.mp4 "I mean, don't you see a problem there? I mean, how you're spending your limited time on earth? ",Track2_Testing_00089.mp4 Maybe it's a new planet. ,Track2_Testing_00090.mp4 I'm going live in a second. You're in my shot.,Track2_Testing_00091.mp4 THAT'S GREAT. ,Track2_Testing_00092.mp4 "In fact, at the headof the table.",Track2_Testing_00093.mp4 "In fact, you did. But I was referring to Howard. ",Track2_Testing_00094.mp4 "You're in the middle of nowhere, with no other options, at an age where a boy gets excited by the wind, and you looked at me, and you said, ""Ooh, pass.""",Track2_Testing_00095.mp4 "SHOW THE JURY ""HEY, I'M PLAYFUL.""",Track2_Testing_00096.mp4 "One on my shoulder, one not on my shoulder and one really not on my shoulder. ",Track2_Testing_00097.mp4 "And can you have it deliveredto the pool, please?",Track2_Testing_00098.mp4 "Also, should i get a job this summer or would an internship look better on my application?",Track2_Testing_00099.mp4 But that's okay. I'm the smart one.,Track2_Testing_00100.mp4 THAT'S A TOTALLY SEPARATE THING. ,Track2_Testing_00101.mp4 "So, are we still going to the party? Yeah, I'll put on a hat!",Track2_Testing_00102.mp4 WHAT? WHEN? AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY?,Track2_Testing_00103.mp4 It went great. Really great. ,Track2_Testing_00104.mp4 "Oh, that's right. All of them.",Track2_Testing_00105.mp4 "Hey, friend.You look like you had a rough day at the office.",Track2_Testing_00106.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. BUT THE ZOO TOLD ME MY MONKEY WAS DEAD. ",Track2_Testing_00107.mp4 It is just a ridiculous superstition.,Track2_Testing_00108.mp4 "If my husband were more like you, maybe I'd still be married.",Track2_Testing_00109.mp4 "Oh, God, if only I could think of an example.",Track2_Testing_00110.mp4 "My fingers get cold, but my knuckles get hot.",Track2_Testing_00111.mp4 "It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it.",Track2_Testing_00112.mp4 Luke knows I'd never be disappointed in him.,Track2_Testing_00113.mp4 "WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING. DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M GOING OUT WITH RACHEL TONIGHT INSTEAD OF YOU, HMM? AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY BABY AROUND HERE IS YOU? AND DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW? ",Track2_Testing_00114.mp4 Haley got back together with Dylan.,Track2_Testing_00115.mp4 "Even if it's a 1-in-10 chance,",Track2_Testing_00116.mp4 "I mean, you don't hang out in the warehouse.",Track2_Testing_00117.mp4 "Yeah, I think I would. ",Track2_Testing_00118.mp4 Subtle but powerful. ,Track2_Testing_00119.mp4 "I need to go, but you keep in mind... ...that my sharply worded comments on Yelp.com... ...recently took down a local muffin store. ",Track2_Testing_00120.mp4 "Nice, huh?",Track2_Testing_00121.mp4 "OH, SLIDES! ( chuckling): SO REALLY NOTHING HAPPENED. ",Track2_Testing_00122.mp4 What is this? Oh.,Track2_Testing_00123.mp4 Sure it will. Maybe give them about a five-minute lag time before you hit the road.,Track2_Testing_00124.mp4 "Hey, it's working!",Track2_Testing_00125.mp4 "So, Ross is kind of bummed, huh? ",Track2_Testing_00126.mp4 I was just looking for an aspirin.,Track2_Testing_00127.mp4 Of what -- of him rubbing you like he was expecting a genie to come out?,Track2_Testing_00128.mp4 "Listen, shorty, uh, we know each other a long time, right?What, 30 years? Yeah.",Track2_Testing_00129.mp4 His door is still closed.,Track2_Testing_00130.mp4 [drawer squeaks quietly]Did you hear that?,Track2_Testing_00131.mp4 I think you would be the perfect person to groom Rex.,Track2_Testing_00132.mp4 "Dang it, I got my fingerprints all over it now.",Track2_Testing_00133.mp4 "HEY, LISTEN... WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO A MOVIE SOMETIME OR SOMETHING? ",Track2_Testing_00134.mp4 No. You just suck at teaching. ,Track2_Testing_00135.mp4 I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub. ,Track2_Testing_00136.mp4 "But thanks to meditation... ...I'm able to stay in the same room with them without urinating. Now, ahem, close your eyes. ",Track2_Testing_00137.mp4 Play. Play. Play. Play. ,Track2_Testing_00138.mp4 "Mnh-mnh. Gas, all dinners, groceries, two new bathing suits, a boogie board, one of those... Are you crazy?",Track2_Testing_00139.mp4 "OH HO. WELL, RELAX, HE'LL BE HERE. ",Track2_Testing_00140.mp4 What are you doing now? ,Track2_Testing_00141.mp4 "Oh. Uh— I guess.Sure. I mean, that seems fair, right? Does it?",Track2_Testing_00142.mp4 "If we do, we'll just tell him to ""Hit the bricks, see."" ",Track2_Testing_00143.mp4 "Okay, if I'm not allowed to be snide, you're not allowed to be condescending. ",Track2_Testing_00144.mp4 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD DO IT. ,Track2_Testing_00145.mp4 "No, failure sucks.",Track2_Testing_00146.mp4 AND I FOUND SOMETHING THAT REALLY HELPED ME,Track2_Testing_00147.mp4 "SO, YOU CAN TELL? ",Track2_Testing_00148.mp4 That's the best job in the whole wide world.,Track2_Testing_00149.mp4 "Waiting for the phone to ring, you could go back to work.",Track2_Testing_00150.mp4 "OH, WELL, I THINK I SAW SOME IN HERE. ",Track2_Testing_00151.mp4 ARE YOU OKAY? I'M SO SORRY. HE WOULDN'T LEAVE. HE KEPT ASKING ,Track2_Testing_00152.mp4 "You should finish that drink, pretty lady.",Track2_Testing_00153.mp4 Should I go? I've been told sometimes I overstay my welcome. ,Track2_Testing_00154.mp4 "Yes, this is remarkable. ",Track2_Testing_00155.mp4 You want to talk?,Track2_Testing_00156.mp4 "NO, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. ",Track2_Testing_00157.mp4 "Yes, that one, too!",Track2_Testing_00158.mp4 "SHELDON: This is great. Look at me. I'm in the real world of ordinary people... ...just living their ordinary, colorless, work-a-day lives. ",Track2_Testing_00159.mp4 "Anytime. I mean, not super late, but...",Track2_Testing_00160.mp4 "Leonard, check it out. I bought an N gage locomotive. Half the size of HO. Look, it fits in my mouth. ",Track2_Testing_00161.mp4 Don't say Todd. His name is Todd.,Track2_Testing_00162.mp4 "Yeah, you were wonderful. ",Track2_Testing_00163.mp4 WE ALREADY GOT THE RESULTS BACK ON THAT ONE ,Track2_Testing_00164.mp4 "Oh, no. I'm gonna do some errands, actually. Yeah.'Cause other people might go and buy a crazy car with an engine in the...In the trunk, but not me.No. I'm responsible. Mm-hmm.We have three kids.You can't pick up three kids in this car. You can't.",Track2_Testing_00165.mp4 A bur-bur-burp. Boom. What's next?,Track2_Testing_00166.mp4 "Oh, no, Lily, what are we gonna do? We have to fix this.",Track2_Testing_00167.mp4 "What's the Galderean word for ""bravery""?",Track2_Testing_00168.mp4 "CAM, I'M AN ATTORNEY,",Track2_Testing_00169.mp4 To remind me of how precious life is.,Track2_Testing_00170.mp4 HI. IS CAROL HERE? ,Track2_Testing_00171.mp4 It sucks.,Track2_Testing_00172.mp4 SHELDON: And you're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize. ,Track2_Testing_00173.mp4 HMM.,Track2_Testing_00174.mp4 Bang.,Track2_Testing_00175.mp4 Is having a real girlfriend who has sex with you... ...getting in the way of your board games? ,Track2_Testing_00176.mp4 Would you look at that?,Track2_Testing_00177.mp4 "LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SOME IDIOT DREW ON YOUR FACE DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_00178.mp4 And he honked.,Track2_Testing_00179.mp4 All right. I don't want to but at least that makes sense. ,Track2_Testing_00180.mp4 "Okay, now you just sound like Dylan.",Track2_Testing_00181.mp4 "Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma! ",Track2_Testing_00182.mp4 "OKAY... OH, UH... YOU KNOW WHAT? I, UH... I CAN'T DECIDE THIS. ",Track2_Testing_00183.mp4 "Now that Penny and I are engaged, I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements. ",Track2_Testing_00184.mp4 "You mean, like, you might have some buried anger towards him stealing away your baby girl?",Track2_Testing_00185.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_00186.mp4 "AND DON'T YOU KNOW THAT -- OH, I GET TO DO THIS.",Track2_Testing_00187.mp4 Look at you being all mature. ,Track2_Testing_00188.mp4 "OH, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COMING. WHERE WERE YOU? ",Track2_Testing_00189.mp4 "THE OTHER DAY, I TOOK A SELFIE FROM DOWN THERE",Track2_Testing_00190.mp4 "Okay, I just have one question. What exactly are subatomic particles? ",Track2_Testing_00191.mp4 Thank you. That means a lot. ,Track2_Testing_00192.mp4 "Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up? ",Track2_Testing_00193.mp4 Don't make me practice my slap on you again. Mm.,Track2_Testing_00194.mp4 ...kiss you on the lips. I kiss you back on the... ,Track2_Testing_00195.mp4 "CAM, CAN YOU NOT DO THAT? WHAT?",Track2_Testing_00196.mp4 I haven't heard from Sheldon in a while. You think he's okay? ,Track2_Testing_00197.mp4 She can always use a little comfort from her loving mom.,Track2_Testing_00198.mp4 "Okay, I deserve that.",Track2_Testing_00199.mp4 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. ,Track2_Testing_00200.mp4 Yeah. What? ,Track2_Testing_00201.mp4 No. Remember? I posed. People clapped. I had my moment.,Track2_Testing_00202.mp4 That was... Mm.,Track2_Testing_00203.mp4 Do you think that Jorge could be...?,Track2_Testing_00204.mp4 "Okay, new plan. We're coming back early.",Track2_Testing_00205.mp4 It's very intense.You knowwhat I think this is?,Track2_Testing_00206.mp4 A CAREER IN REAL ESTATE IS WHAT I WANT.,Track2_Testing_00207.mp4 But the point is that you have to make a statement.,Track2_Testing_00208.mp4 YEAH.,Track2_Testing_00209.mp4 "I MEAN, LAST TIME DR. ROGER CAME OVER I WAS SO NERVOUS BUT THEN AFTER BEING WITH YOU I'M ALL, LIKE, ""CAN THE DOCTOR SEE ME NOW?"" ",Track2_Testing_00210.mp4 "Phoebe, I already, I already did. ",Track2_Testing_00211.mp4 I THINK THAT WAS THE WHOLE ALL. ,Track2_Testing_00212.mp4 Huh. Uh...,Track2_Testing_00213.mp4 "They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley, and red wine, and some chef hand-picks each cut, dry ages it 35 days before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare, all for me.",Track2_Testing_00214.mp4 I'm so sorry. C-Come here.,Track2_Testing_00215.mp4 You say it's itchy and uncomfortable. I say situations like this make me feel the same way. ,Track2_Testing_00216.mp4 Someone better than you.,Track2_Testing_00217.mp4 J-- I'm just a little stuffy. Let me get some air.,Track2_Testing_00218.mp4 "KNOWING YOU'RE HERE, WAITING FOR ME ",Track2_Testing_00219.mp4 "But still... it's a big change. The end of an era, you might say. ",Track2_Testing_00220.mp4 "That's the ""Psycho"" house in the back!",Track2_Testing_00221.mp4 THAT WAS YOU?! ,Track2_Testing_00222.mp4 Doing something selfless for her other son...,Track2_Testing_00223.mp4 You sent Creepy Craig a naked photo?,Track2_Testing_00224.mp4 "since I first started going out with Chandler. Well. I'm never going to have that feeling again, am I? ",Track2_Testing_00225.mp4 "Oh, you know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. ",Track2_Testing_00226.mp4 Haven't you ever seen his Facebook page?,Track2_Testing_00227.mp4 You really pulled it together.,Track2_Testing_00228.mp4 I just came along to grease the wheels.,Track2_Testing_00229.mp4 Because that's how much I don't care.,Track2_Testing_00230.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_00231.mp4 "With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers... ...and their little shrieky voices, always complaining. ""I don't wanna get dressed."" ""Joey keeps spitting in my mouth."" ""This isn't the way Mom makes waffles."" Well, okay, put your hand in here. Let's see how you like this waffle. ",Track2_Testing_00232.mp4 I am not crazy.,Track2_Testing_00233.mp4 你有发现那男人在我们家 已经哭过三次了吗? Do you realize that man has cried in our apartment three times? Huh? 我从搬进来之后也没哭过那么多次 I haven't cried that many times since I moved in. ,Track2_Testing_00234.mp4 "Good, because the ladies, not so much. ",Track2_Testing_00235.mp4 You're exercising.,Track2_Testing_00236.mp4 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND.,Track2_Testing_00237.mp4 "{\an8}I've been doing some research, and I've learned that 1 in 700,000 people... ",Track2_Testing_00238.mp4 I-I...,Track2_Testing_00239.mp4 I didn't get a message. Yeah. You did.,Track2_Testing_00240.mp4 "Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up. In your case, to your mother, superheroes, et cetera. I'm going to attempt an experiment... ...that will get you to transfer those feelings to me. ",Track2_Testing_00241.mp4 -That is the last thing I want to do. -Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_00242.mp4 "WELL, YOU'RE GONNA. ",Track2_Testing_00243.mp4 I guess so. Can I think it's cool that you kissed me... ...and also want to kiss you again? And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? ,Track2_Testing_00244.mp4 It just Froggered across the street.,Track2_Testing_00245.mp4 I planned on giving it to myself on my 300th birthday. ,Track2_Testing_00246.mp4 Look at this. Look at it. Look at it!,Track2_Testing_00247.mp4 Are you really worried about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking? ,Track2_Testing_00248.mp4 "They-- They did. But NASA really wants my telescope... ...up on the space station, so they're putting me on an earlier launch. ",Track2_Testing_00249.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU WRAPPING? ,Track2_Testing_00250.mp4 All right.,Track2_Testing_00251.mp4 "NO, BUT LET'S COME BACK TO THAT LATER. ",Track2_Testing_00252.mp4 I do. ,Track2_Testing_00253.mp4 "[AS MOTHER] Shelly. Shelly. How many times have I told you... ...not to leave your science-y stuff out on the porch? Goodness. I'll never understand that boy. But then again, I'm a religious nut... ...and my mind is closed to so many things. ",Track2_Testing_00254.mp4 It's gonna get a good buffing tonight when it's swinging against the back of my wife's head.,Track2_Testing_00255.mp4 What are you doing? I got it.,Track2_Testing_00256.mp4 [ Sighs ] Let me ask you something.,Track2_Testing_00257.mp4 "Well, then what am I supposed to do?",Track2_Testing_00258.mp4 MAYBE NOBODY'S TRIED THIS. ,Track2_Testing_00259.mp4 My hotel in Ibiza was my favorite.,Track2_Testing_00260.mp4 you're gonna learn something today.,Track2_Testing_00261.mp4 "What are you talking about? No, i didn't.",Track2_Testing_00262.mp4 [ Scoffs ] Who comes to the door?,Track2_Testing_00263.mp4 Yep. Oh.,Track2_Testing_00264.mp4 "I say, ""Gloria..."" yes, Jay! Yes, i marry you!",Track2_Testing_00265.mp4 "Sheldon, I've got some bad news. ",Track2_Testing_00266.mp4 "Yeah, but just barely. Is this how loud you were talking?",Track2_Testing_00267.mp4 "Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. ",Track2_Testing_00268.mp4 Hi. Hey. What brings you by? ,Track2_Testing_00269.mp4 "Okay, I will do it, but I have to warn you this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with. ",Track2_Testing_00270.mp4 "Oh, my God, my God. ",Track2_Testing_00271.mp4 He's the one crying.,Track2_Testing_00272.mp4 Is this about the walking sticks again?,Track2_Testing_00273.mp4 YOU THINK HE LIKES ME? ,Track2_Testing_00274.mp4 "- Plus, Lily has so many friends here. - Does she?",Track2_Testing_00275.mp4 "No, what I'm saying, we have the day to ourselves, the first time in months.We should take advantage of it.Go to the club, nice lunch, some massages.",Track2_Testing_00276.mp4 I had a lot of growing up to do.,Track2_Testing_00277.mp4 How bad do you wanna smoke now? ,Track2_Testing_00278.mp4 "And, action. ",Track2_Testing_00279.mp4 Where are the cameras? I know.,Track2_Testing_00280.mp4 "The first bar was too young, the second was— Whatever that was, and the third will be just right.",Track2_Testing_00281.mp4 Like I want to take some stupid bell class so we can all find out there's one more thing I can't do.,Track2_Testing_00282.mp4 Excuse me?,Track2_Testing_00283.mp4 "This was Manny. He forgot to give it to us,",Track2_Testing_00284.mp4 What the hell are you watching? ,Track2_Testing_00285.mp4 "Oh, Dad, don't forget we're about to meet with those guys from that start-up.",Track2_Testing_00286.mp4 HE WENT BACK FOR THE DUCK EGGS.,Track2_Testing_00287.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_00288.mp4 "I'm doing okay.""",Track2_Testing_00289.mp4 I love that saying! ,Track2_Testing_00290.mp4 "Kielbasa, yes!",Track2_Testing_00291.mp4 YOU LIKE ME? ,Track2_Testing_00292.mp4 Gloria -- is her body even human?,Track2_Testing_00293.mp4 You may enter. ,Track2_Testing_00294.mp4 That's what Jay called my dad and me. Ex-men.,Track2_Testing_00295.mp4 Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions. ,Track2_Testing_00296.mp4 I need to say goodbye to the table first. ,Track2_Testing_00297.mp4 "You know what, screw you, Sheldon. You're the most annoying person I've ever met. ",Track2_Testing_00298.mp4 FOR EVERYONE ELSE.,Track2_Testing_00299.mp4 "YOU DAMN KIDS. YOU RING MY BELL ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO... ",Track2_Testing_00300.mp4 "Yes. Yes, I am. ",Track2_Testing_00301.mp4 That's what your spa appointment was.,Track2_Testing_00302.mp4 "I mean, sure, I'm still really young and there's obviously so much more I thought I'd do before I tied myself down to one person for the rest of my life.",Track2_Testing_00303.mp4 What video?,Track2_Testing_00304.mp4 What? Seriously? Yes! 100%.,Track2_Testing_00305.mp4 Disturbing?,Track2_Testing_00306.mp4 I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG TIME AND THE WRONG PLACE BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU. I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU. I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU. ,Track2_Testing_00307.mp4 "I mean, an entire year wasted. ",Track2_Testing_00308.mp4 "Oh, good for me. ",Track2_Testing_00309.mp4 "Oh, oh, that's me. Oh!",Track2_Testing_00310.mp4 "Penny, I assure you, I'm fine. My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual. There were no emotional bonds... ...the severing of which would cause me any discomfort. The relationship simply outlived its utility... ...and I'm continuing on with my life as before. ",Track2_Testing_00311.mp4 What am I supposed to say? ,Track2_Testing_00312.mp4 "Oh, no! She's gonna ask me to throw her ashes in the pope's face.",Track2_Testing_00313.mp4 Then get out of my house! ,Track2_Testing_00314.mp4 Ah. The extragalactic distance ladder. -Want to know a little secret? -Sure. ,Track2_Testing_00315.mp4 Hang on. ,Track2_Testing_00316.mp4 Who's to say you shouldn't be dissecting our brains? You really are an ass. ,Track2_Testing_00317.mp4 AND YOU'RE JUST A-SMILIN' AND A-BAKIN'.,Track2_Testing_00318.mp4 "YEAH, I CAN. ",Track2_Testing_00319.mp4 Do you really think so?Of course.,Track2_Testing_00320.mp4 "Oh, my God!You've gotten so much done.",Track2_Testing_00321.mp4 This is how this is gonna go down.,Track2_Testing_00322.mp4 NOT HOW I WANTED THIS TO GO.,Track2_Testing_00323.mp4 MY LITTLE BROTHER IS MARRIED. ,Track2_Testing_00324.mp4 But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together. ,Track2_Testing_00325.mp4 "BECAUSE AT FIRST {\an1}HE THOUGHT IT WAS JOSEPH. BUT AFTER HE ASKED JOSEPH ABOUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS YOU. ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. ",Track2_Testing_00326.mp4 IT'S STILL IN MY SHOPPING CART,Track2_Testing_00327.mp4 "THAT SOUNDS GREAT. OKAY. OH, AND LISTEN, IT'S... IT'S GOING TO BE... ",Track2_Testing_00328.mp4 YOU'RE PICKING UP A PINK PRINCESS CASTLE,Track2_Testing_00329.mp4 Hello. Hi. It's Sandra from the dog groomer./'n7 trying to reach Gloria. Stella is ready.,Track2_Testing_00330.mp4 You aresuch a mature person.,Track2_Testing_00331.mp4 "I got a hot-dog bun, I got a space capsule,",Track2_Testing_00332.mp4 YOU'RE A MIDDLE-AGED GAY MAN,Track2_Testing_00333.mp4 "And then— then Lily, she came along, and...",Track2_Testing_00334.mp4 Trinidad and Tobago!,Track2_Testing_00335.mp4 DO YOU KNOW ME OR ARE YOU JUST REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME? ,Track2_Testing_00336.mp4 "No, you don't think of stuff.",Track2_Testing_00337.mp4 And the worst one... He wants me to get rid of Gladys. ,Track2_Testing_00338.mp4 I'm more fixated on that fabulous robe.,Track2_Testing_00339.mp4 I called you in today because your assistant... ...Alex Jensen has lodged a complaint against you. ,Track2_Testing_00340.mp4 Thank you. You willing to go to my psychic and see what it's about? ,Track2_Testing_00341.mp4 With your career? ,Track2_Testing_00342.mp4 WHAT THE WHATSIT?,Track2_Testing_00343.mp4 That's really all I got.,Track2_Testing_00344.mp4 Give me the sweater.,Track2_Testing_00345.mp4 Claire's an over-sharer.,Track2_Testing_00346.mp4 They're not sure of the origin.,Track2_Testing_00347.mp4 I WAS JUST PROBABLY WAITING FOR IT TO OPEN. ,Track2_Testing_00348.mp4 AND I'LL BE STUCK IN THE SAME SHOE BOX,Track2_Testing_00349.mp4 I don't need a recap! It's my crisis!,Track2_Testing_00350.mp4 "Oh. Right.Well, let's dim the lights, crank up the Norah Jones and get this over with.",Track2_Testing_00351.mp4 "No, that is...",Track2_Testing_00352.mp4 "I know, I know, and I'm very sorry about that, but as you're about to find out, being a mom is very complicated.",Track2_Testing_00353.mp4 Is that what I think it is?,Track2_Testing_00354.mp4 "Well, he didn't actually say anything. But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance... ...that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia. ",Track2_Testing_00355.mp4 That's how I take it. ,Track2_Testing_00356.mp4 "喔 天啊 你在这里做什么呢?你从明斯克回来吗? Oh, my gosh. What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk? ",Track2_Testing_00357.mp4 That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick. ,Track2_Testing_00358.mp4 "The point is, you've been on the science track for 15 years.",Track2_Testing_00359.mp4 WE SHOULD BUY THAT UPSTAIRS APARTMENT.,Track2_Testing_00360.mp4 And come on. I don't have that many outfits.,Track2_Testing_00361.mp4 Hey. Hey.,Track2_Testing_00362.mp4 "Eeeh! I'm gonna kill you when I find you, silly dog!Why don't you come back? Stella!",Track2_Testing_00363.mp4 "Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway. They're saving me a step.Plus all the great divas are rewarded in flowers.",Track2_Testing_00364.mp4 There's the old bear. Grr!,Track2_Testing_00365.mp4 "Hey, I thought of a game we can play in the car. ",Track2_Testing_00366.mp4 "Wait, I need help getting down. ",Track2_Testing_00367.mp4 DO YOU THINK HE WILL? ,Track2_Testing_00368.mp4 A quarter. ,Track2_Testing_00369.mp4 "OKAY, AND THEN THE LEFT ARM STRAIGHT... OKAY.",Track2_Testing_00370.mp4 "Cam's grandma died? Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_00371.mp4 "HI, MOM. IT'S JILL. ",Track2_Testing_00372.mp4 "Well, to quote Sammy Davis Jr.,",Track2_Testing_00373.mp4 Not bad.,Track2_Testing_00374.mp4 "No, no, that's okay. Just let me talk to him and I'll get back to you. ",Track2_Testing_00375.mp4 "DID YOU REMEMBER TO GIVE ALEX AND LUKE THEIR LUNCH MONEY?MA'AM, YES, MA'AM.",Track2_Testing_00376.mp4 - This is gonna make me very popular. - Oh. ,Track2_Testing_00377.mp4 "There's, uh, the mailman... the lady with the ice cream...house...",Track2_Testing_00378.mp4 Thank you! I swear it's this place.,Track2_Testing_00379.mp4 "HEY, DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME. ",Track2_Testing_00380.mp4 All right. I'm going in. What?,Track2_Testing_00381.mp4 "OHH.IT'S JUST THAT, WHEN I SAW THAT CHEESE PLATE, I JUST --",Track2_Testing_00382.mp4 "Actually, I'm not here to compliment the chef. ",Track2_Testing_00383.mp4 "At stay-at-home fun and sit-on-the-couch fun, but this is party fun, and sometimes— okay, this is not fun.",Track2_Testing_00384.mp4 That is insane.,Track2_Testing_00385.mp4 Remember when you were a kid? We'd take the family trips?,Track2_Testing_00386.mp4 I-I wasn't there for my daughter at all.,Track2_Testing_00387.mp4 "Well, I don't remember exactly, but... it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving. ",Track2_Testing_00388.mp4 He doesn't really want Penny to go to Comic-Con. He's just doing it to make her happy. ,Track2_Testing_00389.mp4 "Hello, professor.",Track2_Testing_00390.mp4 "YOU KNOW, I HAVE A TORN ROTATOR CUFF A HAIRLINE FRACTURE ON MY RIGHT FOREARM AND A SEVERELY BRUISED ADAM'S APPLE, BUT THAT REALLY HURT. ",Track2_Testing_00391.mp4 "Plus, this is one of the many benefits of being gay.",Track2_Testing_00392.mp4 "WELL, THEN WHY DOES MANNY THINK THAT YOU'RE...",Track2_Testing_00393.mp4 "GOOD, PHEEBS. WHAT DID YOU BUY? ",Track2_Testing_00394.mp4 that your bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or your assistant will see them and want a raise. ,Track2_Testing_00395.mp4 "But if they mess with me, I'm gonna mess with them.",Track2_Testing_00396.mp4 "Okay. Thank you. Aw, baby.",Track2_Testing_00397.mp4 "We'll take this picture really quickly, and then we'll just get out of here.",Track2_Testing_00398.mp4 Of course it's Closets!,Track2_Testing_00399.mp4 "A plus, actually,",Track2_Testing_00400.mp4 "Oh, sure I am. ",Track2_Testing_00401.mp4 "YOU KNOW, PART OF ME WANTS THAT BUT IT'S LIKE I'M TWO GUYS, YOU KNOW? ONE GUY'S SAYING, ""SHUT UP! THIS IS GREAT!"" BUT THERE'S THIS OTHER GUY-- ACTUALLY IT'S THE GUY WHO WELLS UP EVERY TIME THE GRINCH'S HEART GROWS THREE SIZES AND BREAKS THAT MEASURING DEVICE?-- AND HE'S SAYING, YOU KNOW ""THIS IS TOO HARD! GET OUT! GET OUT!"" ",Track2_Testing_00402.mp4 "WELL, I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. OH, HONEY, I KNOW HE'S YOUR DADDY BUT TO ME, HE'S STILL THE IRRESPONSIBLE CREEP WHO KNOCKED UP YOUR MOM AND STOLE HER GREMLIN. ",Track2_Testing_00403.mp4 - Nailed it. - I wanted to ask you for my abue/a's ring back.,Track2_Testing_00404.mp4 No problem catching up with a kid on a bike who left school 10 minutes early.,Track2_Testing_00405.mp4 Some asshat offered me 100 bucks for it.,Track2_Testing_00406.mp4 We have a very big day tomorrow.,Track2_Testing_00407.mp4 I deserve that.,Track2_Testing_00408.mp4 "YEAH, I WANTED TO GIVE THAT WHOLE ""DOES IT"" PART JUST ANOTHER GLANCE. ",Track2_Testing_00409.mp4 "Oh, what? So that's it?You're the parent with final say? Why is that?",Track2_Testing_00410.mp4 "NO, DON'T GO. I'VE SCARED YOU. I'VE SAID TOO MUCH. I'M HOPELESS AND AWKWARD AND DESPERATE FOR LOVE. HEY, JANICE, IT'S ME. UM... YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR HAVING CHASED YOU DOWN THE STREET. ",Track2_Testing_00411.mp4 FOOTBALL WAS EVERYTHING TO ME GROWING UP.,Track2_Testing_00412.mp4 MITCHELL AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT.,Track2_Testing_00413.mp4 "Because you don't really talk to me, and you shoot me these looks, and I feel like you're judging.",Track2_Testing_00414.mp4 Focus. You don't call anyone.,Track2_Testing_00415.mp4 "Dude, if I was wearing a bra, I'd throw it at your head right now. ",Track2_Testing_00416.mp4 "I-I love that you'redoing all of this, but doesn'tsome tiny part of you feel guilty for ditching Guy?",Track2_Testing_00417.mp4 "GO ON, TEACH ME SOMETHING ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN. ",Track2_Testing_00418.mp4 "Studying you, creating a character.",Track2_Testing_00419.mp4 "OH... WELL, AS A SINGLE WOMAN... WHO IS AVAILABLE I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. ",Track2_Testing_00420.mp4 "A card, a card, I pick a card. ",Track2_Testing_00421.mp4 "It's gonna be an adventure, but that's what you and I do best.",Track2_Testing_00422.mp4 Is it a secret bank account? Because that would be awesome. ,Track2_Testing_00423.mp4 It's gonna be weird coming to work without you.,Track2_Testing_00424.mp4 Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me? ,Track2_Testing_00425.mp4 I erotically caress your... ,Track2_Testing_00426.mp4 "UM, CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM? ",Track2_Testing_00427.mp4 Can you just unzip me? I think it's stuck.,Track2_Testing_00428.mp4 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. ,Track2_Testing_00429.mp4 "It's after 9:00. At this hour, the streets of Pasadena... ...are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats. ",Track2_Testing_00430.mp4 MM. WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO GUILTY?,Track2_Testing_00431.mp4 I was on day two of a St. Patrick's hangover.,Track2_Testing_00432.mp4 "OH, COME ON, MAN. YOU CAN DANCE WITH MY PARTNER. ",Track2_Testing_00433.mp4 "I know. Wild, right?",Track2_Testing_00434.mp4 Yeah. I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. ,Track2_Testing_00435.mp4 I TOOK A GOLF LESSON.,Track2_Testing_00436.mp4 "For starters, a bed and breakfast forces you to eat with strangers at your table. ",Track2_Testing_00437.mp4 "Except in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter. ",Track2_Testing_00438.mp4 I feel so naughty using my magic like that.,Track2_Testing_00439.mp4 "Oh, I knew it. Wait, and the zombiepocalypse?",Track2_Testing_00440.mp4 "OH, YAY. ",Track2_Testing_00441.mp4 This is me right here.,Track2_Testing_00442.mp4 NO. NO WAY. I'M NOT SIGNING THAT. ,Track2_Testing_00443.mp4 "I'll start you off easy. Electric eel, pufferfish, shrimp. ",Track2_Testing_00444.mp4 So why are you still wearing it? ,Track2_Testing_00445.mp4 "PLUS, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT SHOULD BE ""JOE."" ""JOEY"" MAKES ME SOUND LIKE I'M... ",Track2_Testing_00446.mp4 No. No.,Track2_Testing_00447.mp4 "Okay, those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. ",Track2_Testing_00448.mp4 "YEAH, IT DID. ",Track2_Testing_00449.mp4 Okay. This is how much I love you. ,Track2_Testing_00450.mp4 "Well, I'm happy to hear you say that. Well, I'm happy you're happy.",Track2_Testing_00451.mp4 (shouting in Spanish),Track2_Testing_00452.mp4 "Be honest with each other, like two lovers that know that the time has comewhen they must part ways.",Track2_Testing_00453.mp4 Just do it.,Track2_Testing_00454.mp4 That weird sneeze.,Track2_Testing_00455.mp4 "SO, YOU AND ANGELA, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_00456.mp4 Ooh. Sounds serious. Have I been a bad boy? Am I gonna get a spanking ,Track2_Testing_00457.mp4 """Sigmund Freud: Here Ego Again.""",Track2_Testing_00458.mp4 "...and we feel she would benefit from a more challenging curriculum.""",Track2_Testing_00459.mp4 "WHEN YOU WERE LATE LAST NIGHT, KATHY AND I GOT TO TALKING AND... ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND... ",Track2_Testing_00460.mp4 """I JUST WANT TO SIT AT HOME, WATCH GOLF,",Track2_Testing_00461.mp4 "Well, you know, I do understand what you're going through. ",Track2_Testing_00462.mp4 He got calf implants.,Track2_Testing_00463.mp4 A closet for civilization.,Track2_Testing_00464.mp4 Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! ,Track2_Testing_00465.mp4 "Yeah. Uh, hold that thought. I've been sitting on a little news myself. ",Track2_Testing_00466.mp4 What -- What are you doing home from Antarctica?!,Track2_Testing_00467.mp4 "Oh. Mine was Winnie the Pooh. But anyway... why don't we just take a step back and start with a color? Right? There are so many amazing ones. Red, blue, green, purple... ",Track2_Testing_00468.mp4 I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women: Sir Elton John. ,Track2_Testing_00469.mp4 I'm sorry— what?,Track2_Testing_00470.mp4 "YEAH, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WHEN ROSS LEFT, MARK CAME OVER. ",Track2_Testing_00471.mp4 You called the right person. I have the perfect romantic evening for you to give Leonard. ,Track2_Testing_00472.mp4 Cups you'd find in any kitchen.,Track2_Testing_00473.mp4 [ Chuckles ] What? You do?,Track2_Testing_00474.mp4 Itsays“dozens” I need the eggs!,Track2_Testing_00475.mp4 I should check on the kids.,Track2_Testing_00476.mp4 "WELL, IT'S GONE. ",Track2_Testing_00477.mp4 Damn it!,Track2_Testing_00478.mp4 "...how you -- how -- how you might react, which, uh, explains why I'm acting so awkwardly and why this sentence won't seem to end, which is so delightful when Hugh Grant does it, but I just sound like a raving --",Track2_Testing_00479.mp4 "NO, YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE SWEET AND WONDERFUL AND THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN FOR YOU. ",Track2_Testing_00480.mp4 "WOW, LOOK AT THEM RUN. ",Track2_Testing_00481.mp4 They're my age.,Track2_Testing_00482.mp4 "I make compromises for you all the time. Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with? ",Track2_Testing_00483.mp4 Come here. ,Track2_Testing_00484.mp4 "YEAH. WELL, NOT JUST LEMONADE. ICED TEA... SOMETIMES JUICE. ",Track2_Testing_00485.mp4 "I didn't use it because it didn't seem safe. Despite all my emails, the toilet didn't have a seatbelt. ",Track2_Testing_00486.mp4 This is my second favorite suit of yours.,Track2_Testing_00487.mp4 I didn't even break a sweat.,Track2_Testing_00488.mp4 "It's nothing fancy, but it'll get you to auditions, and at least for now, you don't have to go back to waitressing. ",Track2_Testing_00489.mp4 Aha! So I am working with you? ,Track2_Testing_00490.mp4 I brought spinach dip. I don't know why.,Track2_Testing_00491.mp4 "Yeah, but to who?",Track2_Testing_00492.mp4 Leonard Hofstadter? ,Track2_Testing_00493.mp4 Honey. Honey.,Track2_Testing_00494.mp4 "-So, what do you think? -No. ",Track2_Testing_00495.mp4 And I just wanted to say I'm sorry.,Track2_Testing_00496.mp4 "Oh, don't you think i know that?!",Track2_Testing_00497.mp4 I don't know what color lonely is. ,Track2_Testing_00498.mp4 "I will walk out that door, but at least show me enough respect to admit that this decision had nothing to do with talent.",Track2_Testing_00499.mp4 WHAT'S UP? ,Track2_Testing_00500.mp4 "HE'S KIND OF TALL, DARK HAIR HAND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS, SEE? ",Track2_Testing_00501.mp4 "Oh, thank you. ",Track2_Testing_00502.mp4 This is a disaster!,Track2_Testing_00503.mp4 "Well, I guess you can try... ...but deep inside your heart you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night. ",Track2_Testing_00504.mp4 WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? ,Track2_Testing_00505.mp4 "All right, ahem... ...imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home. ",Track2_Testing_00506.mp4 Every couple deserve a beautiful proposal story.,Track2_Testing_00507.mp4 "Well, oh, it's just a... it's a... a golf ball that my brother threw at my head. You can still feel the dent. It's right next to the hockey puck dent. ",Track2_Testing_00508.mp4 "YEAH, BUT WHEN HE PROPOSED TO ME WITH THE RING I GOT... GOOSEBUMPS. ",Track2_Testing_00509.mp4 "LIKE, WE LIVE TOGETHER, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME,",Track2_Testing_00510.mp4 Joey Tribbiani! Surprised your big head could fit through our small halls. ,Track2_Testing_00511.mp4 YOU THINK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT? ,Track2_Testing_00512.mp4 DID YOU FIND ANY APARTMENTS IN BROOKLYN HEIGHTS? ,Track2_Testing_00513.mp4 "How you doing, Howie? You feeling a little better? ",Track2_Testing_00514.mp4 Ahem. More foosball? ,Track2_Testing_00515.mp4 Larry's back. [ Chuckles ],Track2_Testing_00516.mp4 "Oh, God! ",Track2_Testing_00517.mp4 "Oh, my gosh, that's awful. Did the other kids make fun of you? ",Track2_Testing_00518.mp4 "Well, now do you see the problem? ",Track2_Testing_00519.mp4 Could you maybe show me how to make more money with this? ,Track2_Testing_00520.mp4 "OOH, SORRY. ",Track2_Testing_00521.mp4 I HOOKED UP WITH ANDY.,Track2_Testing_00522.mp4 "You're still in the running, but I'm not loving that you're drinking wine while watching my brother.",Track2_Testing_00523.mp4 Quick thing. I went to talk to Mike. ,Track2_Testing_00524.mp4 "Come on, I'll start.",Track2_Testing_00525.mp4 I HAVE TO SLEEP-- HAVE TO-- ON THIS SIDE OF THE BED. ,Track2_Testing_00526.mp4 "No, my mind is made up. Starting now, you're on your own. ",Track2_Testing_00527.mp4 You're 70.,Track2_Testing_00528.mp4 "Well, I mean, it's -- it's sortof a triumphant return for me.",Track2_Testing_00529.mp4 WHAT'S UP? ,Track2_Testing_00530.mp4 [ Sighs 1 it was kind of scary.,Track2_Testing_00531.mp4 Done and done.,Track2_Testing_00532.mp4 "If they did, we'd be having this conversation in the front seat of a giant hot dog.",Track2_Testing_00533.mp4 You think you can get this thing to work?,Track2_Testing_00534.mp4 "Oh, I'm counting on it. ",Track2_Testing_00535.mp4 How long it took to go back in the water? ,Track2_Testing_00536.mp4 It only works on the weak-minded. ,Track2_Testing_00537.mp4 He has changed his outfitthree times.,Track2_Testing_00538.mp4 That the bond is naturally strong.,Track2_Testing_00539.mp4 "Flirting with boys is about increasing your value, not decreasing theirs.",Track2_Testing_00540.mp4 REGULAR OR DECAF? ,Track2_Testing_00541.mp4 The only way you're ever gonna find out if we're friends is if you buy that house and see if I stick around.,Track2_Testing_00542.mp4 [ Chuckles ] Not as hot as our planet.,Track2_Testing_00543.mp4 Just try it. I'm not doing it.,Track2_Testing_00544.mp4 It is crazy. ,Track2_Testing_00545.mp4 "Oh, by the way, a fellow at work said I could use his Dodger tickets. ",Track2_Testing_00546.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_00547.mp4 You said that was sexy. ,Track2_Testing_00548.mp4 Thank you for allowing me to be your guideto spiritual awakening the last 12 years.,Track2_Testing_00549.mp4 "OH, FORGET IT. IT'S TOO STUPID.",Track2_Testing_00550.mp4 I grew up in a small town myself.,Track2_Testing_00551.mp4 Sure.,Track2_Testing_00552.mp4 URS... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. ,Track2_Testing_00553.mp4 {\an8}I know I was thinking that. {\an8}Is this a show on flags or mind reading? ,Track2_Testing_00554.mp4 YOU'D NEVER MISQUOTE A STATISTIC.,Track2_Testing_00555.mp4 I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? ,Track2_Testing_00556.mp4 What do you mean? ,Track2_Testing_00557.mp4 I just miss working together.,Track2_Testing_00558.mp4 "11 hours of battery, so...Let's see what we've got.",Track2_Testing_00559.mp4 "You were on fire, lady.",Track2_Testing_00560.mp4 But she's got Google Maps on her phone. ,Track2_Testing_00561.mp4 "Oh, you wrote one song.",Track2_Testing_00562.mp4 "Phoebe: OKAY... OH, NO. ",Track2_Testing_00563.mp4 "OH, WE CAN'T. WE ALREADY HAVE PLANS. ",Track2_Testing_00564.mp4 It's the perfect way to get your mom in a good mood.,Track2_Testing_00565.mp4 That sounds fantastic. Okay.,Track2_Testing_00566.mp4 """Dead-end alcoholics...broken lives, and broken dreams...""",Track2_Testing_00567.mp4 "THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON,",Track2_Testing_00568.mp4 You're in college.,Track2_Testing_00569.mp4 I-I'll be down in a little bit.,Track2_Testing_00570.mp4 And then the universe rewarded you.,Track2_Testing_00571.mp4 "First of all, this... ...has only made me stronger. But beyond that, all I did was fill out an application. ",Track2_Testing_00572.mp4 "YOU'RE YOU. WHEN THEY WERE ALL OVER YOU TO GO INTO YOUR FATHER'S PIPE- FITTING BUSINESS, DID YOU CAVE? ",Track2_Testing_00573.mp4 "By the way, career day was a little weird.",Track2_Testing_00574.mp4 "Yeah, but they're so expensive. ",Track2_Testing_00575.mp4 "Well, I've been playing it for like, eight hours. It'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. And also look at the initials. ",Track2_Testing_00576.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_00577.mp4 "Hi, honey, I'm home. ",Track2_Testing_00578.mp4 So wait. You're just gonna give up? ,Track2_Testing_00579.mp4 "Do you know what happens to magicians who reveal their secrets, Claire?",Track2_Testing_00580.mp4 "NO, NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T, OKAY? YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T BUY HER PEARLS. YOU JUST CAN'T. YOU CAN'T. ",Track2_Testing_00581.mp4 "Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure. Stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button. ",Track2_Testing_00582.mp4 "Don't they, like, eat plants and animals they find in their yard?",Track2_Testing_00583.mp4 "It just took, like, five minutes to set up. ",Track2_Testing_00584.mp4 THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND DAD AND HOW YOU JUST LOVE,Track2_Testing_00585.mp4 I think I overreacted earlier.,Track2_Testing_00586.mp4 "Oh, wait! There it is.",Track2_Testing_00587.mp4 "I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races,",Track2_Testing_00588.mp4 "And we weren't even watching TV, we were watching Netflix like the kids do. ",Track2_Testing_00589.mp4 You going somewhere? ,Track2_Testing_00590.mp4 Marriage advice? ,Track2_Testing_00591.mp4 You broke up with a girl because she was fat? ,Track2_Testing_00592.mp4 "OH, I HATE THAT MOVIE.",Track2_Testing_00593.mp4 Yes. Yes. ,Track2_Testing_00594.mp4 "(scoffs) My point is, there was a time I never would've been friends with someone like you, and now... you are one of my favorite people. So, if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you. ",Track2_Testing_00595.mp4 You've got-- You just-- You got it all right there. Wow. ,Track2_Testing_00596.mp4 I need to start making some smart decisions. ,Track2_Testing_00597.mp4 "Getting shot down by the girl at Hot Dog on a Stick. But in my defense, she was gorgeous. And working that squeezer to make the lemonade... ...going up and down and up and down.... It was like a free pole dance right in the middle of the food court. ",Track2_Testing_00598.mp4 "A.A. is that alcoholic cult, makes your friends no fun anymore.",Track2_Testing_00599.mp4 "Okay, okay. I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just, uh... Okay, stand up straight. Take a couple deep breaths. ",Track2_Testing_00600.mp4 "With what's going onwith Mitchell and Cam,",Track2_Testing_00601.mp4 "I also have an idea for a bulk, mail-order feminine hygiene company. Oh, glow-in-the-dark tampons. ",Track2_Testing_00602.mp4 "Not only is he still not talking to me, but he does this thing... ...where he stares at you and tries to get your brain to explode. You know, like in the classic sci-fi movie Scanners? ",Track2_Testing_00603.mp4 Preggo? What?!,Track2_Testing_00604.mp4 "SO I... OH, MY WORD! ",Track2_Testing_00605.mp4 "Well, you should meet my uncle, Bada. ",Track2_Testing_00606.mp4 SO THEN YOU KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_00607.mp4 No. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_00608.mp4 Oh. I was gonna say dark. I don't know why I said medium.,Track2_Testing_00609.mp4 "WELL, I'M DONE WITH MY MIDTERMS.",Track2_Testing_00610.mp4 "Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? ",Track2_Testing_00611.mp4 You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant. You are pompous. Morgan! Morgan! ,Track2_Testing_00612.mp4 Have at it.,Track2_Testing_00613.mp4 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT. ,Track2_Testing_00614.mp4 I just want us to catch up emotionally to where we are physically so we don't burn out.,Track2_Testing_00615.mp4 "Come on, man, really. How old? ",Track2_Testing_00616.mp4 I guess.,Track2_Testing_00617.mp4 A LIPPER FROM THE CHIPPER. ,Track2_Testing_00618.mp4 {\an8}And my own reflection. {\an8}I look sad. ,Track2_Testing_00619.mp4 OH! AAH! HOT!,Track2_Testing_00620.mp4 I'm not getting hysterical.,Track2_Testing_00621.mp4 "OH, OH, I'M A DUCK. I GO, ""QUACK, QUACK."" I'M HAPPY ALL THE TIME. ",Track2_Testing_00622.mp4 I'm sure that there were better ways for me to say what I said.,Track2_Testing_00623.mp4 WHAT'S THAT?,Track2_Testing_00624.mp4 Glad I could help. ,Track2_Testing_00625.mp4 """We request a meeting at your earliest convenience ""regarding your quantum guidance system, provisional patent 62/295118."" ",Track2_Testing_00626.mp4 "Uh, you're pretty nonchalant about our family pet dying.",Track2_Testing_00627.mp4 Do you have any ethical qualms regarding human experimentation? ,Track2_Testing_00628.mp4 "You remember my cousin back in Utah, the real-estate developer?Yeah.",Track2_Testing_00629.mp4 What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports? ,Track2_Testing_00630.mp4 That is how we did it.,Track2_Testing_00631.mp4 "Yeah, the Germans have always been a comforting people. Just remember, Leonard, where your biological family has failed you... ...you always have me, your surrogate family. ",Track2_Testing_00632.mp4 I'll go give 'em the good news.,Track2_Testing_00633.mp4 I'll be lighting the town Christmas tree.,Track2_Testing_00634.mp4 No... Let me ask you a question.,Track2_Testing_00635.mp4 "YOU BUY ME A SODA, AND THEN WE'RE EVEN, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_00636.mp4 "You know, uh, I just discovered this new station called ""Winds of the World.""",Track2_Testing_00637.mp4 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OOH. ,Track2_Testing_00638.mp4 I didn't predict that -- I called for clear skies tonight.,Track2_Testing_00639.mp4 Oh. Boo-hoo. If Sheldon proposed to me during sex... ...my ovaries would grab onto him and never let go. ,Track2_Testing_00640.mp4 I'm way over budget.,Track2_Testing_00641.mp4 That's really sweet.,Track2_Testing_00642.mp4 -What? -Never mind. Can I stay here or not? ,Track2_Testing_00643.mp4 Look at you trying.,Track2_Testing_00644.mp4 I just can't do it. I'm sorry.,Track2_Testing_00645.mp4 "NO, YOU... YOU CAN'T FIT IN THAT THING. THAT'S NOT DEEP ENOUGH. ",Track2_Testing_00646.mp4 Let me see.,Track2_Testing_00647.mp4 "NO, I MEAN IT. THIS FEELS REALLY GOOD. IS IT A HUNDRED PERCENT COTTON? ",Track2_Testing_00648.mp4 Is that a big deal? ,Track2_Testing_00649.mp4 I know! And you werethe one pushing for both!,Track2_Testing_00650.mp4 "...here's to you, son.",Track2_Testing_00651.mp4 "Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter. ",Track2_Testing_00652.mp4 Wow. So glad I changed. I almost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts. ,Track2_Testing_00653.mp4 Je m'appelleFizbo.,Track2_Testing_00654.mp4 "BUT TRUST ME, WHEN I SAW THAT JOB OFFER,",Track2_Testing_00655.mp4 I am. ,Track2_Testing_00656.mp4 "Well, i wonder the same thing, too.",Track2_Testing_00657.mp4 WOW. HE ADDED A WHOLE NEW TWIST.,Track2_Testing_00658.mp4 "Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_00659.mp4 "YOU KNOW, SINCE WE GOT ALL OF OUR ERRANDS DONE EARLY",Track2_Testing_00660.mp4 REALLY? OKAY. GREAT. ,Track2_Testing_00661.mp4 Are you accusing me of manipulating you to get my way?,Track2_Testing_00662.mp4 I JUST CAME TO GET MY DRESS.,Track2_Testing_00663.mp4 Everybody knows you're terrible at keeping secrets.,Track2_Testing_00664.mp4 "Since you're paying for dinner, I'll let that slide. Open yours. ",Track2_Testing_00665.mp4 I'm sure he was just joking. ,Track2_Testing_00666.mp4 "WITH THIS MUSTANG, BUT, UM,",Track2_Testing_00667.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_00668.mp4 Would you listen to me? I think that Gloria and my dad could be Lily's guardians.,Track2_Testing_00669.mp4 Hey. I just wanted to drop off these old baby clothes for Lily.,Track2_Testing_00670.mp4 "I mean, it'll be dull, but it'll be right.",Track2_Testing_00671.mp4 "OH, MY GOD, THAT IS GOOD NEWS, ROSS. I THINK THAT'S THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD SINCE LAPOOH DIED. ",Track2_Testing_00672.mp4 SHELDON: Leonard? ,Track2_Testing_00673.mp4 Say what? ,Track2_Testing_00674.mp4 The only thing that makes me feel bad is that I don't really feel bad about it.,Track2_Testing_00675.mp4 Phil! Look!,Track2_Testing_00676.mp4 "Okay, okay, now, wait a minute. That was totally different. ",Track2_Testing_00677.mp4 This entire back wall cascading into a reservoir...,Track2_Testing_00678.mp4 "Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.",Track2_Testing_00679.mp4 ♪ Heading for the doorway ♪,Track2_Testing_00680.mp4 Plus that tension between you and Muh-ma -- Oy.,Track2_Testing_00681.mp4 YEAH? SO? {\an1}YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR ME FIRST. ,Track2_Testing_00682.mp4 When did you pick up on that? ,Track2_Testing_00683.mp4 Let's assume for a moment that I am right and that was a ring box.,Track2_Testing_00684.mp4 -Who hasn't? -That's true.,Track2_Testing_00685.mp4 "Yeah. If I had contacts, I would have been the coolest debate club president... ...ever to be stuffed into his own cello case. ",Track2_Testing_00686.mp4 What are you talking about?,Track2_Testing_00687.mp4 "YEAH. HEY, MON! ",Track2_Testing_00688.mp4 This is where it all starts.,Track2_Testing_00689.mp4 "So, let's get started.",Track2_Testing_00690.mp4 "Hey, listen, what are you doing tonight? ",Track2_Testing_00691.mp4 "Well, then climb back down. ",Track2_Testing_00692.mp4 I will think about it. ,Track2_Testing_00693.mp4 "Thanks, Luke.",Track2_Testing_00694.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_00695.mp4 WE'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE WHO FIND EACH OTHER... VERY ATTRACTIVE. ,Track2_Testing_00696.mp4 "it's a big deal, you going here.",Track2_Testing_00697.mp4 "Well, you doled out affection as a reward for achievement... ...a proven way to raise a child or train a rat. ",Track2_Testing_00698.mp4 I just wish they'd realize they should be together. ,Track2_Testing_00699.mp4 "Still her little errand boy, I see.",Track2_Testing_00700.mp4 I'll just live in my car.,Track2_Testing_00701.mp4 "Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go. Your mother told me. ",Track2_Testing_00702.mp4 "OH, YOU REMEMBER ME EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A BIG STAR. ",Track2_Testing_00703.mp4 "Hey, do I get my voucher for a hot dog before or after?",Track2_Testing_00704.mp4 "I always have fun. No, I know you're great...",Track2_Testing_00705.mp4 "Oh, baby, we can get together today for Joe's soccer-team party.",Track2_Testing_00706.mp4 Claire: GROSS AND SWEATY FROM RUNNING.,Track2_Testing_00707.mp4 I am so proud of you.,Track2_Testing_00708.mp4 OKAY. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL? DO YOU WANT ME TO ACTUALLY THROW YOU ,Track2_Testing_00709.mp4 "Uh, what do you think you're doing out there?",Track2_Testing_00710.mp4 That's even worse. Using the sweet candy of science... ...to trick children into loving him. ,Track2_Testing_00711.mp4 Everybody here is a winner.,Track2_Testing_00712.mp4 "OH, I GET IT.",Track2_Testing_00713.mp4 "IS THAT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME, THAT I'M SOME BIG GRUMP?",Track2_Testing_00714.mp4 "HI, GRAM. ",Track2_Testing_00715.mp4 "Uh, I'm Mitchell, Cameron's husband.",Track2_Testing_00716.mp4 I don't know where we went wrong. ,Track2_Testing_00717.mp4 "Well, I do. Next to you, I look like a catch. ",Track2_Testing_00718.mp4 IT TAKES HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE.,Track2_Testing_00719.mp4 ABOUT ROSS. ,Track2_Testing_00720.mp4 Confetti bomb!,Track2_Testing_00721.mp4 "How dare you speak that way about my grammy-- hey, wait a second. Wait. Delta ""T"" could equal alpha sub-zero. ",Track2_Testing_00722.mp4 AND I WILL USE THE HOSE IN THE BACKYARD.,Track2_Testing_00723.mp4 "Come on, you'll feel beautiful.",Track2_Testing_00724.mp4 "You're constantly shushing Lily and me, scolding us just for living out loud. [ Sighs ]",Track2_Testing_00725.mp4 "OKAY, UM, WELL, THEN, I THINK THE GUY'S SCUM. ",Track2_Testing_00726.mp4 I have to talk to her about this. ,Track2_Testing_00727.mp4 "Jkecoerj what, are you singing to her? People get arrested for this.",Track2_Testing_00728.mp4 That makes sense.,Track2_Testing_00729.mp4 "Oh, all right, I'll pull it down.",Track2_Testing_00730.mp4 Foundifi there must've been a dozen players.,Track2_Testing_00731.mp4 "When Manny was five, we didn't have much,",Track2_Testing_00732.mp4 "So, tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend? ",Track2_Testing_00733.mp4 MELT STUFF. ,Track2_Testing_00734.mp4 And don't go hounding me like you always do.,Track2_Testing_00735.mp4 "I mean, i am grateful for their service, but we are not gonna be able to afford this wedding.",Track2_Testing_00736.mp4 Perform the experiment immediately. ,Track2_Testing_00737.mp4 You—you could have talked to me.You could have made sure that I was okay. Wanna talk about it?,Track2_Testing_00738.mp4 "You can hook it up to your TV, and you get radio. ",Track2_Testing_00739.mp4 [ Gasps ] What just happened?,Track2_Testing_00740.mp4 "I mean, I -- clearly, I've had some commitment issues, and I know I had a momentary freak out there, but I was -- I had no idea that you w--",Track2_Testing_00741.mp4 THIS HAS BEEN KIND OF A GIRLIE DAY. ,Track2_Testing_00742.mp4 "We get it, you won the game, stop bragging. ",Track2_Testing_00743.mp4 "Meanwhile, she's taking it harder than anybody.",Track2_Testing_00744.mp4 "I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here. ",Track2_Testing_00745.mp4 "Oh, that sounds like fun. ",Track2_Testing_00746.mp4 "Because, if I remember correctly there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom. ",Track2_Testing_00747.mp4 Manny...,Track2_Testing_00748.mp4 I bought it for myself in three colors.,Track2_Testing_00749.mp4 GET IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!,Track2_Testing_00750.mp4 BECAUSE GETTING OVER YOU ,Track2_Testing_00751.mp4 "Okay, let me ask you something. If what you and your wife have is so great... then why are you spending Christmas with me? ",Track2_Testing_00752.mp4 Has he been acting weird around you?,Track2_Testing_00753.mp4 "Raj, I didn't say feminine was a bad thing. I meant you're sweet and thoughtful and your skin looks so much like caramel... ...I just want to dip an apple in your face. ",Track2_Testing_00754.mp4 I've never heard of it.,Track2_Testing_00755.mp4 ROSS LOVES EMILY. ,Track2_Testing_00756.mp4 "Anyway, we've put you through enough, you should go.",Track2_Testing_00757.mp4 Sure are gonna get kidnapped by Aztecs and sacrificed in a volcano.,Track2_Testing_00758.mp4 "I MEAN, THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM.",Track2_Testing_00759.mp4 "Ah-ah-ah! We're doing this. Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots, right? How much were those? ",Track2_Testing_00760.mp4 "It doesn't matter. From now on, I will keep my distance from you. ",Track2_Testing_00761.mp4 You're so mean to Bill.,Track2_Testing_00762.mp4 "I WANT THE DRUGS, ROSS! I WANT THE DRUGS! ",Track2_Testing_00763.mp4 DON'T. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.,Track2_Testing_00764.mp4 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.,Track2_Testing_00765.mp4 "JOEY, THIS IS SICK. IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S... IT'S... NOT REALLY TRUE, IS IT? ",Track2_Testing_00766.mp4 "Dylan, I am onto your little game. I know none of this is true.",Track2_Testing_00767.mp4 "Uh, ehh.",Track2_Testing_00768.mp4 You have a farmer's tan.,Track2_Testing_00769.mp4 "Sheldon, I am not going through menopause. ",Track2_Testing_00770.mp4 "Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else? ",Track2_Testing_00771.mp4 "THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BUT THEN ANDY AND I DID SOME DIGGING.",Track2_Testing_00772.mp4 I'm sorry. I just assumed that...,Track2_Testing_00773.mp4 Spices.,Track2_Testing_00774.mp4 "HOWARD: Yes, to other gay people. ",Track2_Testing_00775.mp4 That one sounds fun. (laughs),Track2_Testing_00776.mp4 You're just moving in. I'm right across the street.,Track2_Testing_00777.mp4 "Hey, have you finished writing your profile yet? ",Track2_Testing_00778.mp4 "No, it doesn't. Hmm?",Track2_Testing_00779.mp4 WHICH IS WHAT WE PLAY TO AT THIS CASINO. YOU WIN TEN DOLLARS. ,Track2_Testing_00780.mp4 I have storage lockers all over town full of jars.,Track2_Testing_00781.mp4 HOW WAS THE BIG ANNIVERSARY DINNER? ,Track2_Testing_00782.mp4 "No, it's time to put on some R. Kelly and suck face. ",Track2_Testing_00783.mp4 "HAPPY VALENTINE'S, BY THE WAY.",Track2_Testing_00784.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU ,Track2_Testing_00785.mp4 Better than I feel in their steam shower? ,Track2_Testing_00786.mp4 "I mean, look, that... that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate. But don't you think it's better if we just stay friends? ",Track2_Testing_00787.mp4 "[ MUSIC PLAYS ] OOH, I LIKE THIS SONG.",Track2_Testing_00788.mp4 Well...y--,Track2_Testing_00789.mp4 "Look, you do understand that Sheldon doesn't care when he gets the money back. It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies... ...that doesn't make you wanna, you know, kill him. ",Track2_Testing_00790.mp4 "Y-You know, I think the kids will really benefit from hearing from four graduates that have taken such different paths.",Track2_Testing_00791.mp4 She never loved me. She only loved you. ,Track2_Testing_00792.mp4 "BUT, YOU KNOW...",Track2_Testing_00793.mp4 GIVE IT TO ME. ,Track2_Testing_00794.mp4 "IN MY FIRST YEAR AS THE VARSITY FOOTBALL COACH,",Track2_Testing_00795.mp4 "No, I had a cover story. I told everyone it was herpes. ",Track2_Testing_00796.mp4 "I'm making my favorite lasagna for my own ""Welcome Home"" dinner.",Track2_Testing_00797.mp4 "YEAH, THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. ",Track2_Testing_00798.mp4 I WAS MAKING A COCONUT PHONE WITH THE PROFESSOR. ,Track2_Testing_00799.mp4 "Hey, did you get to the part ",Track2_Testing_00800.mp4 BUT IT'S NOT RAINING. ,Track2_Testing_00801.mp4 I'm happy to. I think getting out of the apartment will do you good. ,Track2_Testing_00802.mp4 I'M SORRY!,Track2_Testing_00803.mp4 Not chocolate soup.,Track2_Testing_00804.mp4 "SO, ASK ME WHAT I DID TODAY. ",Track2_Testing_00805.mp4 "Uh, tell me all about it.",Track2_Testing_00806.mp4 "Uh, Cam started looking for a job out of state with-- without consulting me.",Track2_Testing_00807.mp4 "AND I SEE THESE TWO YOUNG GUYS LAUGHING AT ME,",Track2_Testing_00808.mp4 "Yeah, actually.",Track2_Testing_00809.mp4 IT'S JUST I MISS HER SO MUCH. ,Track2_Testing_00810.mp4 "Come on, Ross, give me the keys. Monica does not know what she's talking about. I'm an excellent driver. ",Track2_Testing_00811.mp4 I don't want to celebrate. ,Track2_Testing_00812.mp4 "Come on, they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this. ",Track2_Testing_00813.mp4 Haley's just in the bathroom. She'll be back in just a minute.,Track2_Testing_00814.mp4 You're taking him to Disneyland? ,Track2_Testing_00815.mp4 "Oh, god. No! Bird!",Track2_Testing_00816.mp4 asked you to be his roommate. ,Track2_Testing_00817.mp4 "NO, HEY, I GET THAT BIG TIME AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT I'M TIRED OF HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE, OKAY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. ",Track2_Testing_00818.mp4 "Oh, hi, Mitch!Oh! Hi, Ronaldo.",Track2_Testing_00819.mp4 "OKAY, WELL, HERE WE ARE. NOW WE'RE IN A TOUGH SPOT AGAIN, RACH. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? HOW DO YOU WANT TO HANDLE IT? DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR US OR DO YOU WANT TO BAIL? ",Track2_Testing_00820.mp4 Did you ever watch Professor Proton when you were a kid? ,Track2_Testing_00821.mp4 "YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE LUCKY.",Track2_Testing_00822.mp4 For as long as it's still funny.,Track2_Testing_00823.mp4 He's not tired. That's the point.,Track2_Testing_00824.mp4 WHAT HEART?,Track2_Testing_00825.mp4 I'm not the man you thought you had middle-of-the-day sex with.,Track2_Testing_00826.mp4 You're not allowed to be that defensive.,Track2_Testing_00827.mp4 "{\an8}Yeah, well, sometimes you work late. ",Track2_Testing_00828.mp4 I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey. ,Track2_Testing_00829.mp4 I don't want him doing it wrong and getting hurt.,Track2_Testing_00830.mp4 "First, I notice that you offer soup and a half sandwich. ",Track2_Testing_00831.mp4 "WELL, THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET SO, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE OKAY. YEAH, YEAH. ",Track2_Testing_00832.mp4 I did. An eggplant and a peach emoji.,Track2_Testing_00833.mp4 "YEAH, I SKATED AWAY AND CALLED YOU A BIG BABY.",Track2_Testing_00834.mp4 "WELL, HER FATHER PAYS YOU FOR BABY-SITTING, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_00835.mp4 No need. I got 'em.,Track2_Testing_00836.mp4 Come here. Come here.,Track2_Testing_00837.mp4 I'm only bringing out my trademark hard truths because I don't want you to pass up,Track2_Testing_00838.mp4 "No, I am done with this nonsense!",Track2_Testing_00839.mp4 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? ,Track2_Testing_00840.mp4 SOME THINGS WERE SAID IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,Track2_Testing_00841.mp4 She's a fantastic mother.,Track2_Testing_00842.mp4 Ow!,Track2_Testing_00843.mp4 The important thing is he's married and that's terrible. ,Track2_Testing_00844.mp4 "Howie, if the store succeeds... ...Stuart has a source of income and can move out of your mother's house. It seems some furniture is a reasonable price to pay for that. ",Track2_Testing_00845.mp4 ...and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper. ,Track2_Testing_00846.mp4 SEVEN TIMES! ,Track2_Testing_00847.mp4 "ROSS SAID MY NAME UP THERE. I MEAN, COME ON, I CAN'T JUST PRETEND ",Track2_Testing_00848.mp4 You're telling me.,Track2_Testing_00849.mp4 How'd that work out for 'em? Get to the back.,Track2_Testing_00850.mp4 "NO... LOOK, I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TRY AND SELL IT ",Track2_Testing_00851.mp4 "I didn't tell anyone because I didn't get them, cam.",Track2_Testing_00852.mp4 "WELL... WELL, I AM MARRIED... ",Track2_Testing_00853.mp4 I am in the best shape of my life.,Track2_Testing_00854.mp4 Maybe they do have the world's best pastrami.,Track2_Testing_00855.mp4 She suggested it. She knows I need this every so often.,Track2_Testing_00856.mp4 They don't get me.,Track2_Testing_00857.mp4 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHOWING ME HOW MUCH I MEAN TO YOU. ,Track2_Testing_00858.mp4 "Well, I can, so shut up. ",Track2_Testing_00859.mp4 You know that the Hollywood Wax Museum isn't an actual --,Track2_Testing_00860.mp4 Wait for me to finish. This isn't Mad Libs.,Track2_Testing_00861.mp4 She stuck it!,Track2_Testing_00862.mp4 "And, um, I sense that you got a secret...That's maybe causing you a lot of anguish.",Track2_Testing_00863.mp4 "Lily, why don't you go rest your instrument?",Track2_Testing_00864.mp4 "Yeah, come on in. ",Track2_Testing_00865.mp4 WE BOTH KNEW THAT THIS CHARMED SUMMER,Track2_Testing_00866.mp4 "You know, over the last couple of months, I've applied for, like, five different jobs.",Track2_Testing_00867.mp4 THANK YOU. [ CHUCKLES ],Track2_Testing_00868.mp4 I THINK I CAN GET 'ER DONE IN UNDER FIVE HOURS.,Track2_Testing_00869.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. WHO DIED ON THIS? ",Track2_Testing_00870.mp4 But we do. ,Track2_Testing_00871.mp4 I'll fire him today and you go out with him for another week. ,Track2_Testing_00872.mp4 "I just got him some fresh cantaloupe. So, we're good.",Track2_Testing_00873.mp4 Why would I join you? ,Track2_Testing_00874.mp4 "What are you going to do not take her to the hospital, you know? You're doing nothing wrong... except for harboring an all-consuming love for the woman that's carrying his baby. ",Track2_Testing_00875.mp4 "You, of all people, should...",Track2_Testing_00876.mp4 It tickles!,Track2_Testing_00877.mp4 I believe you can do anything you put your mind to.,Track2_Testing_00878.mp4 It was a poemwhere every line started with a letter of my name.,Track2_Testing_00879.mp4 "And I'm -- I'm sorry that it bothered you, okay?",Track2_Testing_00880.mp4 It's everything TV wants to be.,Track2_Testing_00881.mp4 I know I crossed boundaries.,Track2_Testing_00882.mp4 I don't have much of anything in the house. ,Track2_Testing_00883.mp4 Not at all. Not at all.,Track2_Testing_00884.mp4 "Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive. ",Track2_Testing_00885.mp4 Check it out. Jim Lee drew this of me two years ago at Comic-Con. ,Track2_Testing_00886.mp4 You got it? Bend my knees.,Track2_Testing_00887.mp4 I LOVE MUSEUMS. ,Track2_Testing_00888.mp4 Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt. ,Track2_Testing_00889.mp4 "COME ON, PHOEBE, OURS IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. ",Track2_Testing_00890.mp4 Your friendship means a lot to me as well. What else? ,Track2_Testing_00891.mp4 I know. Blue shag. What were you thinking? ,Track2_Testing_00892.mp4 "Not only do we get blown off, now they're making fun of us.",Track2_Testing_00893.mp4 I see. ,Track2_Testing_00894.mp4 Their hands are very strong from wringing laundry.,Track2_Testing_00895.mp4 We have that dinner at Jay's tonight.,Track2_Testing_00896.mp4 They've been doing that every year since he was born!,Track2_Testing_00897.mp4 Because we're having company for lunch.,Track2_Testing_00898.mp4 "“Chuck stone smiled and lit a cigarette, as if he had all the time in the world, when in fact, the world was about to end.”",Track2_Testing_00899.mp4 "So there is the possibility, however remote... ...that resting in her loins is the potential for another individual... ...as remarkable as myself. ",Track2_Testing_00900.mp4 "Yeah, I thought at some moment, I'd pull it out, smash it on the bar, and say,",Track2_Testing_00901.mp4 You said you want to write. Write.,Track2_Testing_00902.mp4 Whoa.,Track2_Testing_00903.mp4 "So, Dad, um... just gonna get this over with. uh... Oh, boy.",Track2_Testing_00904.mp4 I was hoping to go without anyone finding out. ,Track2_Testing_00905.mp4 But I think it could have ended with the karaoke. ,Track2_Testing_00906.mp4 "Well, good for Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_00907.mp4 ...I'm kind of seeing someone. ,Track2_Testing_00908.mp4 That was before I saw you handling that beautiful piece of wood between your legs. ,Track2_Testing_00909.mp4 "WELL, SO, TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT MY PARENTS. EVERYTHING. ",Track2_Testing_00910.mp4 "Don't bother, because i have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah.",Track2_Testing_00911.mp4 HAVE CLAIRE COVER FOR YOU.,Track2_Testing_00912.mp4 "Oh, pretty good, right? ",Track2_Testing_00913.mp4 EXCEPT STILTS. ,Track2_Testing_00914.mp4 "Yeah, he's as real as the fine I get when I use too much toilet paper. ",Track2_Testing_00915.mp4 "Cam has this crazy theory that if he were straight...And Julia Roberts were single, they'd be dating.",Track2_Testing_00916.mp4 I thought you were.You totally have the sandals for it.,Track2_Testing_00917.mp4 I didn't hate it.,Track2_Testing_00918.mp4 "You're not one of those storm chasers, are you?",Track2_Testing_00919.mp4 "And, wow, those are high up there.",Track2_Testing_00920.mp4 "PHOEBE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? ",Track2_Testing_00921.mp4 And it's not just me that thinks it.,Track2_Testing_00922.mp4 What are you doing with those flowers? I'm putting these in another room.,Track2_Testing_00923.mp4 "Hey, maybe she can take you.",Track2_Testing_00924.mp4 "BUT, UM... WE JUST REFER TO YOU AS BOBO THE SPERM GUY. ",Track2_Testing_00925.mp4 "Anyways, today, think of me as a girlfriend.Two girls out for an afternoon of fun.",Track2_Testing_00926.mp4 "YEAH, I KNOW. I HATE IT TOO. LOOK, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL THEM. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS FIRST. ",Track2_Testing_00927.mp4 I missed you. ,Track2_Testing_00928.mp4 - Let's go check out the kickboxing gym. - Seriously? I kickbox.,Track2_Testing_00929.mp4 I can't even talk to a woman... ...without having alcohol in my body. ,Track2_Testing_00930.mp4 LISTEN TO ME.,Track2_Testing_00931.mp4 "Oh, you think you are so s--",Track2_Testing_00932.mp4 Am i just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?,Track2_Testing_00933.mp4 "Dreamily doodling ""Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter"" in a notebook? ",Track2_Testing_00934.mp4 "SO, UH... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT? ",Track2_Testing_00935.mp4 I have to go now?,Track2_Testing_00936.mp4 I put that tube top on as a joke. ,Track2_Testing_00937.mp4 I AM STILL IN SHOCK ABOUT THE DEAL WE GOT ON THOSE ICE-CUBE TRAYS.,Track2_Testing_00938.mp4 You ever feel that way? Naked?,Track2_Testing_00939.mp4 "I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I? Ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_00940.mp4 "No, no. This isn't mine. And I never went to Jefferson high.",Track2_Testing_00941.mp4 "Ooh. No, I didn't mean it in a sexy way.",Track2_Testing_00942.mp4 "Hey, great news.",Track2_Testing_00943.mp4 That's so romantic.,Track2_Testing_00944.mp4 "SHELDON: Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond. ",Track2_Testing_00945.mp4 You found them! You know what? I'm not even going to gloat. I'm just really relieved this whole thing is over. ,Track2_Testing_00946.mp4 "Well, we can give it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found. ",Track2_Testing_00947.mp4 That's exactly what I did.,Track2_Testing_00948.mp4 "Not if you like prime rib, bubbie.",Track2_Testing_00949.mp4 Done. Blessed!,Track2_Testing_00950.mp4 "Oh, come on. Where is that written?",Track2_Testing_00951.mp4 "Yeah. And aside from that, maybe it's because I'm a little more, you know, assertive.",Track2_Testing_00952.mp4 "OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. OH, GOSH. I LOVE YOU. ",Track2_Testing_00953.mp4 I'm sure you will make the right decision.,Track2_Testing_00954.mp4 Thank god.,Track2_Testing_00955.mp4 "Well, they may be a handful... ...but they're so cute. - Yeah. ",Track2_Testing_00956.mp4 I don't want to put our lives at risk.,Track2_Testing_00957.mp4 Where are the disposable cameras? What disposable cameras? ,Track2_Testing_00958.mp4 Yes. I want to hear it.,Track2_Testing_00959.mp4 Do you do this often? ,Track2_Testing_00960.mp4 "Mom, I am so, so sorry.I know it's no excuse,but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school.You know, with friends.And I love you so much, and I appreciate everything you do for me.I'm still your little girl.",Track2_Testing_00961.mp4 Can you believe it's been five years since our first date? ,Track2_Testing_00962.mp4 We're peasants.,Track2_Testing_00963.mp4 "It got interesting. Damn you, Oprah! ",Track2_Testing_00964.mp4 "Hi, Leslie. ",Track2_Testing_00965.mp4 "Okay, i... i get it a-about your dad.",Track2_Testing_00966.mp4 "Well, it -- it just seemeda little weird.",Track2_Testing_00967.mp4 "A y, that's so cute— That after six weeks, you think you're going to need an hour!",Track2_Testing_00968.mp4 How did it make you feel? ,Track2_Testing_00969.mp4 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.,Track2_Testing_00970.mp4 "Oh, yes.",Track2_Testing_00971.mp4 "“A,” it's “hooky,” and b” don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.",Track2_Testing_00972.mp4 "A few hours ago, we both loved this song. ",Track2_Testing_00973.mp4 "This might sound crazy, but...",Track2_Testing_00974.mp4 Oh! Well.,Track2_Testing_00975.mp4 "Hey, you remember the day i proposed to you?",Track2_Testing_00976.mp4 "THAT I MARRIED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR MONEY,",Track2_Testing_00977.mp4 A-As in there-- there's a baby?,Track2_Testing_00978.mp4 "No, what are they doing? ",Track2_Testing_00979.mp4 Really? All I got from Leonard was the Toblerone bar had nuts. ,Track2_Testing_00980.mp4 "Oh, so you admit you're still in love with her!",Track2_Testing_00981.mp4 "Honey, I'm not going ",Track2_Testing_00982.mp4 "No. We'll find something better for you,something that works for all of us.",Track2_Testing_00983.mp4 I think the timer just went off on that.,Track2_Testing_00984.mp4 You're right. I'll -- I'll try to be positive.,Track2_Testing_00985.mp4 "HEY, UH, JOE, WOULD YOU MIND GOING OVER INTO CHANDLER'S BEDROOM AND GETTING THAT BOOK BACK THAT HE BORROWED FROM ME? ",Track2_Testing_00986.mp4 So was Leonard okay with you coming over? ,Track2_Testing_00987.mp4 YOU KNOW WHAT?,Track2_Testing_00988.mp4 SO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING TONIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_00989.mp4 It's clear you're having doubts.,Track2_Testing_00990.mp4 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY. ,Track2_Testing_00991.mp4 THAT'S OKAY. ,Track2_Testing_00992.mp4 "LOOK, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GIFT, OKAY? WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT LIKE HAND MODELING, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_00993.mp4 Top student.,Track2_Testing_00994.mp4 It's... it's hard.,Track2_Testing_00995.mp4 CAM?,Track2_Testing_00996.mp4 So it's like the musical equivalent of Russell's paradox. The question of whether the set of all sets... ...that don't contain themselves as members contains itself. ,Track2_Testing_00997.mp4 Dylan and I picked up right where we left off.,Track2_Testing_00998.mp4 "Oh, no, I-I've worked through a lot of that stuff; I'm better now. ",Track2_Testing_00999.mp4 "SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO EXPAND THIS SCENE LIKE HAVE THE CAB CRASH OR SOMETHING I COULD ATTEND TO THE VICTIMS 'CAUSE I HAVE A BACKGROUND IN MEDICAL ACTING. ",Track2_Testing_01000.mp4 "The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people... ...is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them. ",Track2_Testing_01001.mp4 "Oh, my God, and you gave the baby Hugsie! ",Track2_Testing_01002.mp4 YOU'RE AMAZING. ,Track2_Testing_01003.mp4 "Yes. Of course, we're in different departments. ",Track2_Testing_01004.mp4 REALLY? WOW.MM-HMM.,Track2_Testing_01005.mp4 "I mean, uh, of coursewe have to meet in secrecy, but I don't mindhosting at my house.",Track2_Testing_01006.mp4 Fine.,Track2_Testing_01007.mp4 We're not that close.,Track2_Testing_01008.mp4 Is it okay? Ah...,Track2_Testing_01009.mp4 And also...?,Track2_Testing_01010.mp4 Santa has reindeers that can fly. ,Track2_Testing_01011.mp4 That might work.,Track2_Testing_01012.mp4 THIS IS A REJECTION. ,Track2_Testing_01013.mp4 You wouldn't have lasted two minutes on a farm.I've witnessed all kinds of birthing. Never batted an eye.I've seen cattle. I've seen hogs. I've seen goats.,Track2_Testing_01014.mp4 Sometimes I think I've made you cooler than you used to be... ...then you go and do that. ,Track2_Testing_01015.mp4 "We're late already. Soon, soon.",Track2_Testing_01016.mp4 "Okay, Grandma Tucker's hangover remedy -- put a pat of butter underneathyour tongue, tip your head back, and I'll pour the hot sauce up your nose.",Track2_Testing_01017.mp4 If only there was some way we could settle this once and for all.But how?,Track2_Testing_01018.mp4 DO YOU WANT A DATE SATURDAY? ,Track2_Testing_01019.mp4 "AND EAT MY 10-LAYER DIP.""",Track2_Testing_01020.mp4 The only explanation I can come up with... ...for why you think you sell shoes and yogurt. ,Track2_Testing_01021.mp4 He doesn't need speakers blasting at him.,Track2_Testing_01022.mp4 I was in charge of the cameras. Gift shop? ,Track2_Testing_01023.mp4 "LOOK, EDDIE, {\an1}AREN'T YOU FORGETTING ANYTHING? ",Track2_Testing_01024.mp4 "Yeah, you're not helping by protecting my feelings.I want you to be honest with me.",Track2_Testing_01025.mp4 I found the picture. ,Track2_Testing_01026.mp4 The Internal Revenue Service would strongly disagree. But if you took advantage of modern marketing techniques... ...and optimized your manufacturing process... ...you might make this a viable business. ,Track2_Testing_01027.mp4 But he had already moved on. ,Track2_Testing_01028.mp4 So i think you made that kick on purpose.,Track2_Testing_01029.mp4 "THANKS, CHANDLER. ",Track2_Testing_01030.mp4 "Oh, my goodness. How could I have not seen that? The painting is a constant reminder that of the three of us... ...she is the least cool. ",Track2_Testing_01031.mp4 ...but then he had a shampoo-related emergency. ,Track2_Testing_01032.mp4 Bite me? ,Track2_Testing_01033.mp4 "I mean, I was pretty hysterical, and you calmed me down.",Track2_Testing_01034.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_01035.mp4 I thought we were just gonna do pizza and a movie.,Track2_Testing_01036.mp4 Hello?,Track2_Testing_01037.mp4 "Oh, my God.Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_01038.mp4 It's just not my thing.,Track2_Testing_01039.mp4 I'm --,Track2_Testing_01040.mp4 Really?,Track2_Testing_01041.mp4 "OH, THOSE LONG LINES.",Track2_Testing_01042.mp4 "This is water-resistant, heat-resistant... you name it.",Track2_Testing_01043.mp4 "Did you enjoy this book, or did you find your eyes drifting toward a shorter Jewish one?",Track2_Testing_01044.mp4 "ROSS, DO YOU REALIZE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I'M DOING SOMETHING I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE ",Track2_Testing_01045.mp4 I'll give you really good odds. ,Track2_Testing_01046.mp4 Yeah. Maybe. ,Track2_Testing_01047.mp4 "WELL, I GUESS IT MUST HAVE BEEN... THE DAY AFTER YOU WERE BORN. WE WERE IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM. YOUR MOTHER WAS ASLEEP AND THEY BROUGHT YOU IN AND GAVE YOU TO ME. YOU WERE THIS UGLY LITTLE RED THING. ",Track2_Testing_01048.mp4 "Every time you get rid of these pants, you have to buy them all over again, and you get depressed, all right?",Track2_Testing_01049.mp4 Let's go get ready for that dinner.,Track2_Testing_01050.mp4 Gazebos by Gary.,Track2_Testing_01051.mp4 "LOOK, JOE, I JUST... I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET YOUR HOPES UP ",Track2_Testing_01052.mp4 It has been... a true privilege.,Track2_Testing_01053.mp4 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪,Track2_Testing_01054.mp4 "JUST BECAUSE SHE WENT TO YALE DRAMA SHE THINKS SHE'S, LIKE, THE GREATEST ACTRESS SINCE... SINCE SLICED BREAD. ",Track2_Testing_01055.mp4 WHERE ARE YOU GOING?,Track2_Testing_01056.mp4 SO WHAT DID WE DECIDE? DOES YOUR UNCLE NATHAN GET AN INVITE OR NOT? ,Track2_Testing_01057.mp4 "Well, then, I didn't need to bother you. You or the four other Mike Hanigans I bothered. ",Track2_Testing_01058.mp4 Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_01059.mp4 Why does everybody say that?,Track2_Testing_01060.mp4 I don't remember that.,Track2_Testing_01061.mp4 You should visit more often. ,Track2_Testing_01062.mp4 We riff.,Track2_Testing_01063.mp4 "OH, REALLY? ",Track2_Testing_01064.mp4 WE HAD A LONG TALK.,Track2_Testing_01065.mp4 Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom? ,Track2_Testing_01066.mp4 Who apparently did a pretty good job raising them.,Track2_Testing_01067.mp4 You know that rototiller I got for the tractor? ,Track2_Testing_01068.mp4 These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies I've ever had. ,Track2_Testing_01069.mp4 "Because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in the script. ",Track2_Testing_01070.mp4 The plan was to tell people we decided to stay friends. But that's a little hard to do when you're always being such a toolbag. ,Track2_Testing_01071.mp4 Not that that's my thing. That just popped into my head.,Track2_Testing_01072.mp4 "But like you said, we can't protect them from everything.",Track2_Testing_01073.mp4 "Anyway, I'm just saying I think a family would respond...",Track2_Testing_01074.mp4 Am I going to let you watch me undress? ,Track2_Testing_01075.mp4 "I can't stay long. I left Sheldon in the car with the window cracked open. He's gonna go through that activity book in, like, 30 seconds, so.... Are you okay? ",Track2_Testing_01076.mp4 You bet. ,Track2_Testing_01077.mp4 You know what would be fun?,Track2_Testing_01078.mp4 IS THAT A SOCK IN YOUR SLEEVE?,Track2_Testing_01079.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ",Track2_Testing_01080.mp4 For him or for you?,Track2_Testing_01081.mp4 "THAT'S RIGHT, ROSS-- I CAN SEE YOU IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT AND YOU CAN SEE ME-- SAME AS YESTERDAY. SAME AS THE DAY BEFORE. ",Track2_Testing_01082.mp4 But it's implied.,Track2_Testing_01083.mp4 I KNEW YOU LOVED HER. YOU NEED TO GO TO THE AIRPORT AND TELL HER. YOU'LL PROBABLY CATCH HER JUST AS SHE'S ABOUT TO GO TO THE GATE. ,Track2_Testing_01084.mp4 "Yeah, I know.",Track2_Testing_01085.mp4 ...who did it as well as she did. Isn't that true? ,Track2_Testing_01086.mp4 WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE EXTRA-ENTHUSIASTIC?,Track2_Testing_01087.mp4 "Let me tell you something, Jay.",Track2_Testing_01088.mp4 "Take a breather. It's just a dent.And saying nothing is not lying, okay?It's just letting the truth speak for itself.",Track2_Testing_01089.mp4 Copy that.,Track2_Testing_01090.mp4 "Did I? Well, that can't be right. No one's ever done that before. Except me, because I just did it! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! Sheldon and his brain, yeah! ",Track2_Testing_01091.mp4 "No, not for many years. ",Track2_Testing_01092.mp4 Because we're so similar.,Track2_Testing_01093.mp4 Cheer him on a little.,Track2_Testing_01094.mp4 The restaurant had nothing to do with you.I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy...After the stupid thing I did this morning.,Track2_Testing_01095.mp4 I won't.,Track2_Testing_01096.mp4 "NO, BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE BRITISH CHIPPY. RACHEL, IF YOU GO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MESS WITH HIS HEAD AND RUIN HIS WEDDING. ",Track2_Testing_01097.mp4 It's a burrito. You don't want the meat to fall out.,Track2_Testing_01098.mp4 "Um, I don't know. I'm waiting to hear back from the insurance company. ",Track2_Testing_01099.mp4 "Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that. ",Track2_Testing_01100.mp4 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN? ,Track2_Testing_01101.mp4 "It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust with a very... rich yet light... cream cheese filling. Well, my whole mouth just filled with saliva. ",Track2_Testing_01102.mp4 The baby and I would walk Lily to kindergarten...,Track2_Testing_01103.mp4 "A bed, even a temporary bed... ...is always oriented with the headboard away from the door. It serves the ancient imperative of protecting oneself against marauders. ",Track2_Testing_01104.mp4 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT,Track2_Testing_01105.mp4 WE WERE INSANELY ROMANTIC.,Track2_Testing_01106.mp4 "That's not a euphemism, Phil. It's exactly what we were doing.Having sex... In front of our children.",Track2_Testing_01107.mp4 "Hey, hey, I just found a farm where they let you chop down your own tree. ",Track2_Testing_01108.mp4 IT DEFINITELY WON'T BE.,Track2_Testing_01109.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE BACK IN TEN SECONDS WITH YOUR SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS IN A GLASS. ",Track2_Testing_01110.mp4 "Well, she cornered me, I mean... she asked me if the wedding was in town. I mean, what was I supposed to do? ",Track2_Testing_01111.mp4 I wanted to let you know I'll be spending your birthday with you. ,Track2_Testing_01112.mp4 - What are you doing in there? - You sleepin'?,Track2_Testing_01113.mp4 Is that what this is all about --,Track2_Testing_01114.mp4 [ Computer beeps ]Uh-oh.,Track2_Testing_01115.mp4 If this is about my respecting your process --,Track2_Testing_01116.mp4 "Look, we tried, right?",Track2_Testing_01117.mp4 THAT PEOPLE STILL THINK YOU'RE A PORN STAR? ,Track2_Testing_01118.mp4 "What are you doing? That accident that Manny caused earlier gave me quite a start, so I figured",Track2_Testing_01119.mp4 I-I-I thought my --my lips and your cheek.,Track2_Testing_01120.mp4 Double-click...,Track2_Testing_01121.mp4 "OH, YEAH. ",Track2_Testing_01122.mp4 ALL RIGHT. I CAN'T SEE. ,Track2_Testing_01123.mp4 DID HE CALL? DID MARK CALL? ,Track2_Testing_01124.mp4 Wet wall? ,Track2_Testing_01125.mp4 "You and I got off to a rocky start.Lately, it's been pretty good.I was afraid I'd mess all that up if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet.",Track2_Testing_01126.mp4 "YES, I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT. WE CAN JUST LOOK FOR IT. ",Track2_Testing_01127.mp4 I know. And it gets worse. Her efforts are causing me to have affectionate feelings for her... ...at inappropriate times. ,Track2_Testing_01128.mp4 "And how would you describe this...""smile""?",Track2_Testing_01129.mp4 "YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY, OR YOUR SWEATER GETS IT. ",Track2_Testing_01130.mp4 and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think? ,Track2_Testing_01131.mp4 HE'S ONE OF THE BIG MUCKS AT THE GRAND ROYAL HOTELS. OH.,Track2_Testing_01132.mp4 [ Both 1 mwah! Wow.,Track2_Testing_01133.mp4 It froze on that?,Track2_Testing_01134.mp4 Rachel: IF YOU WERE HOPING TO SLEEP WITH JOSHUA FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT WHICH ONE OF THESE WOULD YOU WANT TO BE WEARING? ,Track2_Testing_01135.mp4 "Yeah? What's it called, ""dorks in space""?",Track2_Testing_01136.mp4 "Well, another thing that our readers always want to know is how soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of a fitness regime? ",Track2_Testing_01137.mp4 "LOOK, IF YOU'D HAD TWO FAILED MARRIAGES ",Track2_Testing_01138.mp4 "Wow. So, you gonna— You gonna call him?",Track2_Testing_01139.mp4 Beth stood by me.,Track2_Testing_01140.mp4 "He was supposed to get a weekend furlough so he could go to the wedding. But he just called and... Well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard couldn't wait till Monday. ",Track2_Testing_01141.mp4 "WOW, REALLY? ",Track2_Testing_01142.mp4 IS BRIAN..? ,Track2_Testing_01143.mp4 "People said she was difficult, but she was an amazing woman who didn't conform to anyone's idea of who she should be.",Track2_Testing_01144.mp4 She said that she was not going to help.,Track2_Testing_01145.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_01146.mp4 a spending limit on the date. I don't have the money to take her to a fancy place like that. ,Track2_Testing_01147.mp4 You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you want to be now. It's exciting. ,Track2_Testing_01148.mp4 I guess sometimes I'm silly. ,Track2_Testing_01149.mp4 "ROSS! ROSS! ROSS, LISTEN. WHO ARE YOU KISSING AT MIDNIGHT? RACHEL OR PHOEBE? ",Track2_Testing_01150.mp4 -(gasps) -(exhales sharply),Track2_Testing_01151.mp4 AND DIDN'T WEAR PRESCRIPTION SHOES --,Track2_Testing_01152.mp4 Do you want to help me shop online later for some power suits?,Track2_Testing_01153.mp4 "I know all the words to ""Light My Fire.""",Track2_Testing_01154.mp4 "I'm sure he's wide awake, full of guilt.",Track2_Testing_01155.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ,Track2_Testing_01156.mp4 "Yeah, back when I was dating Zack. It was actually more fun than I thought. We gambled, we went to one of those cheesy wedding chapels, we had a really good turkey dinner. Which was surprising, since we were at a strip club. ",Track2_Testing_01157.mp4 "Look, I am in the ""Halo"" battle of my life here. There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system. So all he does is sit in his bubble and play ""Halo"" 24/7. ",Track2_Testing_01158.mp4 I can see the judgment all over that generic face of yours.,Track2_Testing_01159.mp4 "My goodness, that was delicious. ",Track2_Testing_01160.mp4 Jay?,Track2_Testing_01161.mp4 Seems a shame to throw it away. ,Track2_Testing_01162.mp4 A chicken that was owned by Mrs. Riley. ,Track2_Testing_01163.mp4 "That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets.Seriously, jungle Tanya, I need you step it up a notch.Is there anything that scares the cocoa out of you?",Track2_Testing_01164.mp4 "Oh, what about that guy going to play shuffleboard --",Track2_Testing_01165.mp4 "PROBABLY GONNA BE A WHILE BEFORE I GET INVITED BACK HERE, HUH?",Track2_Testing_01166.mp4 "When you lie downin a Dog Bed by Stella, you know you're loved.",Track2_Testing_01167.mp4 Who puts a birdhouse next to a porch?,Track2_Testing_01168.mp4 DO YOU HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT A HUG?,Track2_Testing_01169.mp4 "Whether or not he was trying to kill me. For the record, I maintain he was. ",Track2_Testing_01170.mp4 "You know how many times I've seen him jump up like that? Believe me, I know what he was doing. ",Track2_Testing_01171.mp4 "Well, it was from an open bottle of white in your fridge, so...",Track2_Testing_01172.mp4 "Gloria, could you plug this in for me?",Track2_Testing_01173.mp4 I would not. ,Track2_Testing_01174.mp4 But not on purpose. Are we sure?,Track2_Testing_01175.mp4 "Honey, are you kidding? That was, like, 16 years ago. ",Track2_Testing_01176.mp4 "I would, but I --",Track2_Testing_01177.mp4 "Oh, Dad, not window tinting.",Track2_Testing_01178.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_01179.mp4 I don't care what color the room is. ,Track2_Testing_01180.mp4 And how can you think that i have bad taste?,Track2_Testing_01181.mp4 OH.,Track2_Testing_01182.mp4 What's that little dot in the middle? ,Track2_Testing_01183.mp4 Where did you get this crazy get-up?,Track2_Testing_01184.mp4 I am telling you how handsome you are. Oh.,Track2_Testing_01185.mp4 I just wish my dad was as reasonable as you.,Track2_Testing_01186.mp4 HEY. HEY.,Track2_Testing_01187.mp4 He hasn't responded.,Track2_Testing_01188.mp4 GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER.,Track2_Testing_01189.mp4 "Yeah, I, uh... ",Track2_Testing_01190.mp4 "I think you're not getting any sleep tonight,so you might want to take a nap at work today.",Track2_Testing_01191.mp4 Pbht. That's it! Whistle!,Track2_Testing_01192.mp4 "Why would you do that to a brand-new, very expensive remote?",Track2_Testing_01193.mp4 {\an8}I bet that started off as a joke... {\an8}...but by the third one you realized there was something strangely enjoyable about it. ,Track2_Testing_01194.mp4 "Haley, put your face on and get up here!",Track2_Testing_01195.mp4 "BERNADETTE: Hey, Stuart. ",Track2_Testing_01196.mp4 HE FOUND OUT THAT HALEY ALMOST STOPPED HIS PROPOSAL.,Track2_Testing_01197.mp4 "All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Relax.",Track2_Testing_01198.mp4 "OH, HI. ",Track2_Testing_01199.mp4 "But you have to decide for yourself, and you need to keep a clear head.",Track2_Testing_01200.mp4 "Oh, yeah. She's cute.",Track2_Testing_01201.mp4 You have to appreciate their uniqueness. ,Track2_Testing_01202.mp4 I'm not crazy about babies. ,Track2_Testing_01203.mp4 I was trying to come up with something really romantic to give Bernadette... ...for Valentine's Day since she's been such a pain in the ass. ,Track2_Testing_01204.mp4 "Let the anger go, buddy. You just-- You relax all your muscles. Except for your pubococcygeus and anal sphincter. Let's keep those tight. ",Track2_Testing_01205.mp4 YEAH. YEAH.,Track2_Testing_01206.mp4 """Like me! Like me! Like me!""",Track2_Testing_01207.mp4 "Ooh, perhaps it's a Heliosheath scintillation. ",Track2_Testing_01208.mp4 "All right, we're just gonna have to make the best of this. ",Track2_Testing_01209.mp4 Perfect. Can I get a copy?,Track2_Testing_01210.mp4 BUT I NEVER KNEW THEY COULD SING,Track2_Testing_01211.mp4 "Jay, I'm not sure I like where this is headed.",Track2_Testing_01212.mp4 when you put the phone in your pants? ,Track2_Testing_01213.mp4 "My point is, I know more about dating than you... ...and if you were as smart as you think you are, you would listen to me. ",Track2_Testing_01214.mp4 You know what? We had a nice little moment here. We don't have many of those.,Track2_Testing_01215.mp4 "You know what, if you think about it... it actually promotes a healthy, uh, body image... because even big butts... ",Track2_Testing_01216.mp4 Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics. ,Track2_Testing_01217.mp4 J'MARCUS. SHE'S GOT THE FIRST DOLLAR SHE EVER EARNED --,Track2_Testing_01218.mp4 No crying in baseball.,Track2_Testing_01219.mp4 "JOEY, WE DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE YOU FOR THE CALLBACK ON SATURDAY. ",Track2_Testing_01220.mp4 I got some nice tomatoes.,Track2_Testing_01221.mp4 "Hell of a crossing guard, but when she went crazy, she didn't go halfway.",Track2_Testing_01222.mp4 "T-There's so much weird stuff going on in the world, and I just... I want her to be safe.",Track2_Testing_01223.mp4 "SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S JILL, JILL GOODACRE. OH, MY GOD. I AM TRAPPED IN AN A.T.M. VESTIBULE WITH JILL GOODACRE. IS IT A VESTIBULE? MAYBE IT'S AN ATRIUM. YEAH. THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON, YOU IDIOT. ",Track2_Testing_01224.mp4 I was just wondering that about myself.,Track2_Testing_01225.mp4 Sleep late and take a selfie?!,Track2_Testing_01226.mp4 You tiny.,Track2_Testing_01227.mp4 Just when I thought we could be friends. ,Track2_Testing_01228.mp4 "NO, PLEASE. MY GOSH.",Track2_Testing_01229.mp4 But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. ,Track2_Testing_01230.mp4 I love you. ,Track2_Testing_01231.mp4 Really? You think that's all it is? ,Track2_Testing_01232.mp4 "Turn the page for me, girl.",Track2_Testing_01233.mp4 CAM DOESN'T CHANGE THE SHEETS,Track2_Testing_01234.mp4 WE GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN -- IN MATERIAL POSSESSIONS.,Track2_Testing_01235.mp4 "Gosh. Oh, come here.",Track2_Testing_01236.mp4 GOD... DO YOU THINK IT REALLY DOESN'T HURT? 'CAUSE HOW CAN THEY DO THAT? ,Track2_Testing_01237.mp4 OH... WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS MATERIAL?,Track2_Testing_01238.mp4 "It's getting kind of cheesy, Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_01239.mp4 Ha! I knew you weren't asleep. ,Track2_Testing_01240.mp4 You appear to have put your car key in the door lock. Are you aware of that? ,Track2_Testing_01241.mp4 HOW BAD IS THE GIFT YOU BOUGHT HER?,Track2_Testing_01242.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ,Track2_Testing_01243.mp4 "No, you got to blow off some steam.",Track2_Testing_01244.mp4 "Well, thank you.",Track2_Testing_01245.mp4 Here. Want to help?,Track2_Testing_01246.mp4 Haley gets a day there.,Track2_Testing_01247.mp4 "[ Deep voice ] One minute, baby. [ Chuckles ]",Track2_Testing_01248.mp4 Jaw trouble? No!,Track2_Testing_01249.mp4 "Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we're shooting tomorrow. ",Track2_Testing_01250.mp4 "You said it yourself, we have to create a database... ...before you can write an algo-thingy. ",Track2_Testing_01251.mp4 "She's nothing special, but solid.",Track2_Testing_01252.mp4 You're really quiet. Is everything okay? ,Track2_Testing_01253.mp4 "FOR YOUR PEDICURED 2-YEAR-OLD,",Track2_Testing_01254.mp4 Oh! That's a lot of incense. Or someone set a hippie on fire. ,Track2_Testing_01255.mp4 This thing you dread in the back of your mind suddenly becomes real.,Track2_Testing_01256.mp4 I mixed them. ,Track2_Testing_01257.mp4 "I said, ""What's new?"" but sure. ",Track2_Testing_01258.mp4 IT'S NOT JUST THE FRAT BOYS. NO.,Track2_Testing_01259.mp4 "Must be killing you, wondering who. Fine, I'll tell you. It's Stuart from the comic book store, Barry Kripke from the university... ",Track2_Testing_01260.mp4 That really was some of your best work. ,Track2_Testing_01261.mp4 "Hey, you're preaching to the choir director.",Track2_Testing_01262.mp4 That's a complicated thought. What magazine taught you that?,Track2_Testing_01263.mp4 "Yeah. Yeah, well, you don't just tell your partner...You may have a baby with someone else and expect them to go back...To eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's nothing.",Track2_Testing_01264.mp4 "A little mood lighting, huh? ",Track2_Testing_01265.mp4 H-Have you ever milked a goat?,Track2_Testing_01266.mp4 "Well, that's the worst farm calamity I've seen since a dinner theater production of Oklahoma! starring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.",Track2_Testing_01267.mp4 I'M SORRY. ,Track2_Testing_01268.mp4 "[ Keyboard clacking ]""Family emergency.",Track2_Testing_01269.mp4 "YES, I DID. ",Track2_Testing_01270.mp4 And Joe is very excited about it.,Track2_Testing_01271.mp4 "I'd be Ringo. Who cares, Manny?!",Track2_Testing_01272.mp4 "Until then, just act normal like we don't have $40,000 on us.",Track2_Testing_01273.mp4 "Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay? I mean, you can be as involved as you want. ",Track2_Testing_01274.mp4 MEETING JULIE. ,Track2_Testing_01275.mp4 "Just us, a little dinner after. Oh, and it's next Friday.",Track2_Testing_01276.mp4 Makes you look desperate.,Track2_Testing_01277.mp4 "And I promise, after waiting four months, fast is what you're gonna get. ",Track2_Testing_01278.mp4 You came! ,Track2_Testing_01279.mp4 "I MEAN, THE POINT IS, YOU'RE 18.",Track2_Testing_01280.mp4 I felt like i did. I know.,Track2_Testing_01281.mp4 We say they're in a very intimate area. ,Track2_Testing_01282.mp4 Be careful up there.,Track2_Testing_01283.mp4 I can't talk right now. I have several thousand updates to install. ,Track2_Testing_01284.mp4 That's a different spin on it.,Track2_Testing_01285.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU LOVE THEIR KUNG PAO CHICKEN. ,Track2_Testing_01286.mp4 WHY DO ALL YOUR COFFEE MUGS HAVE NUMBERS ON THE BOTTOM? ,Track2_Testing_01287.mp4 Fine. What? ,Track2_Testing_01288.mp4 "HEY, SO, I WAS TALKING",Track2_Testing_01289.mp4 "PENNY: Sheldon, help! ",Track2_Testing_01290.mp4 I'm so glad we talked.,Track2_Testing_01291.mp4 I'll tell 'em.,Track2_Testing_01292.mp4 TO THINK I ALMOST BROUGHT MY WIFE TO THIS. ,Track2_Testing_01293.mp4 "YEAH, BUT THAT WAS DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, WE WERE GOING OUT THEN. NOW I THINK IT'S WEIRD. ",Track2_Testing_01294.mp4 I know I can be embarrassing. I...,Track2_Testing_01295.mp4 Wow. So intense.,Track2_Testing_01296.mp4 Because we-we-we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me. ,Track2_Testing_01297.mp4 "Why aren't you talking, are you mad at me?",Track2_Testing_01298.mp4 "Oh. So, it is still our wedding.",Track2_Testing_01299.mp4 I bought a dress. You monster.,Track2_Testing_01300.mp4 What if you couldn't feed your family unless you made this next sale?What if you were gonna lose your house?,Track2_Testing_01301.mp4 Oh. That was good.,Track2_Testing_01302.mp4 "If I was interested in youthful things, would I be here with you?",Track2_Testing_01303.mp4 "I'm sorry, Mom, but if those companies aren't smart enough to hire you, you don't want to work with them anyway.",Track2_Testing_01304.mp4 "- oh, yeah, you're right. - There you go.",Track2_Testing_01305.mp4 "Oh, I'm sorry. Could an irresponsible woman win her prison's ""Most Improved Wrestler"" award?",Track2_Testing_01306.mp4 "ARE THEY, UH, FIRM? ",Track2_Testing_01307.mp4 "It's like the stuff that used to make me kind of weird, people are starting to like.",Track2_Testing_01308.mp4 "I've tried to leave her, but she just palms my head, and I run in place.",Track2_Testing_01309.mp4 Is the potato here?,Track2_Testing_01310.mp4 "Oh, don't.",Track2_Testing_01311.mp4 "Oh cool, I'll be like a pointy-eared Paul Bunyan. ",Track2_Testing_01312.mp4 "You heard that, huh? ",Track2_Testing_01313.mp4 "Okay, I've done everything I can do. It's up to you now.",Track2_Testing_01314.mp4 PLASTIC SPOONS. ,Track2_Testing_01315.mp4 It's true. The RVdoes have a bathroom.,Track2_Testing_01316.mp4 "OH, THEY'RE WORKING ON IT THIS WEEK. ",Track2_Testing_01317.mp4 "Look, she is an intelligent, interesting woman.",Track2_Testing_01318.mp4 This is just Leonard trying to take the focus off that dreadful table... ...by sowing discord in our relationship. He's manipulating you like he always does. ,Track2_Testing_01319.mp4 "WELL, TONIGHT WAS... WAS GOING TO BE MY FIRST TIME. ",Track2_Testing_01320.mp4 And whose fault was that? ,Track2_Testing_01321.mp4 I'M NOT MAD.,Track2_Testing_01322.mp4 [ Chuckles ] Oh.,Track2_Testing_01323.mp4 Where is this fear and anger coming from?,Track2_Testing_01324.mp4 I'M SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU AT ALL TODAY.,Track2_Testing_01325.mp4 "OKAY, I NEED, I NEED A DRINK. ",Track2_Testing_01326.mp4 YOU'RE GONNA BE BAKING ALL THE BROWNIES.,Track2_Testing_01327.mp4 cause you like to control everything.,Track2_Testing_01328.mp4 ROB TILLMAN. ,Track2_Testing_01329.mp4 "OH, JAY, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.",Track2_Testing_01330.mp4 [chuckles],Track2_Testing_01331.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. RACHEL GREEN? ",Track2_Testing_01332.mp4 You're judging me.,Track2_Testing_01333.mp4 "Okay, you know what,no thinking.",Track2_Testing_01334.mp4 I'm having my windows untinted. ,Track2_Testing_01335.mp4 "You know what, Phil and Claire have already raised their kids.",Track2_Testing_01336.mp4 What could he be doing in there every day for 20 minutes? ,Track2_Testing_01337.mp4 Thank you. Would you tell everyone else that? Because they sure think otherwise. ,Track2_Testing_01338.mp4 "So you tell me, okay?",Track2_Testing_01339.mp4 "Actually, some research indicates that by not overthinking... ...the less intelligent handle emotions better. ",Track2_Testing_01340.mp4 "And even if it had,",Track2_Testing_01341.mp4 "OH, THAT IS QUITE A SITUATION. UH, DO YOU SEE ANY, LIKE, POWDER? ",Track2_Testing_01342.mp4 Been trying to fight it but you've just said all the right things. ,Track2_Testing_01343.mp4 My heart. I thought I I.M.'Ed you to stay away.,Track2_Testing_01344.mp4 "I'VE HAD A VERY LONG, HARD DAY. ",Track2_Testing_01345.mp4 "Yes, Dad, I saw the movie.",Track2_Testing_01346.mp4 NO. BIG DEAL. SO YOU HAVE A SIDE OF THE BED. EVERYBODY HAS A SIDE OF THE BED. ,Track2_Testing_01347.mp4 ALL RIGHT. ,Track2_Testing_01348.mp4 "IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ON THIS TRIP, HUH? TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A LOSER? 'CAUSE IF IT IS, I'D RATHER BE ALONE. ",Track2_Testing_01349.mp4 "Theoretical physicists do not get canned. But, yeah. ",Track2_Testing_01350.mp4 CHRYSLER BUILDING. MITCHELL REALLY EMBRACED,Track2_Testing_01351.mp4 We need to change into our regular clothes and sneak out.,Track2_Testing_01352.mp4 "Well, 10 years, and you don't notice one haircut?",Track2_Testing_01353.mp4 She's got some nerve. So you're aware.,Track2_Testing_01354.mp4 "WELL, THIS ONE'S BEING DEVELOPED FOR THE MILITARY.",Track2_Testing_01355.mp4 WHAT? WAIT. WHAT? ,Track2_Testing_01356.mp4 [ SIGHS ] YOU'RE SO DEAR.,Track2_Testing_01357.mp4 "Oh, my God! ",Track2_Testing_01358.mp4 I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. ,Track2_Testing_01359.mp4 "You see behind the fountain, that tower that looks like a pyramid? It's called a shikhara. It symbolizes the connection between the human and the divine. ",Track2_Testing_01360.mp4 I feel like that was aimed at me.,Track2_Testing_01361.mp4 "Oh, you don't look that good.",Track2_Testing_01362.mp4 Have you ever stitched lycra?,Track2_Testing_01363.mp4 Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you. ,Track2_Testing_01364.mp4 "What can I say? You know, she enjoys my genitals. I am giving them to her on a nightly basis. ",Track2_Testing_01365.mp4 REALLY? WHEN? YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH ME? ,Track2_Testing_01366.mp4 "No, I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac? ",Track2_Testing_01367.mp4 "Seems a little confrontational, but all right. You know, we won't be very far from Skywalker Ranch. ",Track2_Testing_01368.mp4 "You remember when we used to have sex... ...and you said it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun? ",Track2_Testing_01369.mp4 She was always doing crazy stuff like this...,Track2_Testing_01370.mp4 TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE READY!,Track2_Testing_01371.mp4 Sure. Heh. ,Track2_Testing_01372.mp4 ...and did a sexy demonic hokey-pokey for us. ,Track2_Testing_01373.mp4 Maybe they fell in love with him as a puppy and didn't know how big he was gonna be. ,Track2_Testing_01374.mp4 "PENNY: Oh, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_01375.mp4 WE DON'T WANT IT TO BE TOO MUCH. ,Track2_Testing_01376.mp4 "Not like that, Jay. Like this. Look.",Track2_Testing_01377.mp4 The Joker. From Batman. ,Track2_Testing_01378.mp4 "Oh, my God. Isn't she majestic?",Track2_Testing_01379.mp4 Ugh.,Track2_Testing_01380.mp4 How about you?,Track2_Testing_01381.mp4 And I should get back to the office.,Track2_Testing_01382.mp4 "[AS MOTHER] Oh, Shelly, a man's here to take you away to the future. ",Track2_Testing_01383.mp4 "I WAS IN EARLIER, WEARING THE GREEN JACKET",Track2_Testing_01384.mp4 "All right, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but you haven't spoken in hours and I'm starting to get worried. Please say something. ",Track2_Testing_01385.mp4 "I'm annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time. ""Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast."" ""Sheldon, when the president of the university... ...is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your watch."" ",Track2_Testing_01386.mp4 "You were, like, the first or second person i texted after i woke up.",Track2_Testing_01387.mp4 "I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut, please. ",Track2_Testing_01388.mp4 "No! You made me feel bad about myself,",Track2_Testing_01389.mp4 "It's gotta be good news, right? I mean --",Track2_Testing_01390.mp4 [ Exhales sharply ],Track2_Testing_01391.mp4 "[ SIGHS ] THE POINT IS,",Track2_Testing_01392.mp4 "Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you? Yeah, I knew. ",Track2_Testing_01393.mp4 CON-GARAGE-ULATIONS.,Track2_Testing_01394.mp4 "Oh, give me a break.",Track2_Testing_01395.mp4 Are you suggesting I play dirty? ,Track2_Testing_01396.mp4 Yep. It sounds like a lot of fun.,Track2_Testing_01397.mp4 "I got to see what my life would be like without you. You know, it was like It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances. ",Track2_Testing_01398.mp4 I'm sure that's half the appeal.,Track2_Testing_01399.mp4 Just for the record... ...you'd remember a night with me for the rest of your life. ,Track2_Testing_01400.mp4 "No, four's good.",Track2_Testing_01401.mp4 Wow! It's so pretty!,Track2_Testing_01402.mp4 I DON'T HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH MY FATHER. ,Track2_Testing_01403.mp4 Polite Car Horn that'll put an end to road rage.,Track2_Testing_01404.mp4 (voice breaking) and I don't want to talk about this anymore.,Track2_Testing_01405.mp4 "So I let them do stuff for me. They're happy, I get stuff. Who cares? And how is it any different from what you do? ",Track2_Testing_01406.mp4 "ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW US, WE'RE GOOD PEOPLE, TOO...",Track2_Testing_01407.mp4 "Honey, what are you doing home so early?",Track2_Testing_01408.mp4 "I didn't think of Iron Man. Maybe after myself and I have dinner, we can meet you two for dessert. ",Track2_Testing_01409.mp4 You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted.,Track2_Testing_01410.mp4 Thank you. It helps when I get to practice with a real woman. ,Track2_Testing_01411.mp4 "WHAT, ARE YOU MARRIED? ",Track2_Testing_01412.mp4 "OH, HE'S JUST GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK.",Track2_Testing_01413.mp4 "YEAH, WELL, IF, IF, IF MARK SAID THAT THEN MARK'S AN IDIOT. ",Track2_Testing_01414.mp4 No.,Track2_Testing_01415.mp4 "SORRY ABOUT THAT. SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? ",Track2_Testing_01416.mp4 Pretty soon it's where you and your friends go to drink and complain about your husbands.,Track2_Testing_01417.mp4 Bigger?,Track2_Testing_01418.mp4 Shut up. Be normal.,Track2_Testing_01419.mp4 You know what?Maybe we should find you something with a little more lumbar support.,Track2_Testing_01420.mp4 "Yeah, they do that when you set it on ""easy."" ",Track2_Testing_01421.mp4 So the turmoil that has been keeping me... ...from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified? ,Track2_Testing_01422.mp4 YEAH. THAT'S DADDY. THAT'S DADDY? ,Track2_Testing_01423.mp4 "Well, you're about to be in an even better one. I didn't want to say anything until I knew for sure, but... I've been re-running the tests on your element in my lab and I disproved it. Your element does not exist! ",Track2_Testing_01424.mp4 "Come on, a medium-sized asteroid is still an interesting discovery. ",Track2_Testing_01425.mp4 Why are you dragging this out?,Track2_Testing_01426.mp4 "Well, nope, not a word. ",Track2_Testing_01427.mp4 But the point was to do it with you.,Track2_Testing_01428.mp4 We'll give up Halloween when we are good and ready.,Track2_Testing_01429.mp4 I said no. ,Track2_Testing_01430.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_01431.mp4 YOU DID? OH. ,Track2_Testing_01432.mp4 I'm not a fan of this Paige.,Track2_Testing_01433.mp4 Ugh. Why do I suck at this?,Track2_Testing_01434.mp4 A selfie?!,Track2_Testing_01435.mp4 Can we get that for our brunch tomorrow?,Track2_Testing_01436.mp4 "OH, GOOD, GOOD. JUST BUSY.",Track2_Testing_01437.mp4 It was hilarious.,Track2_Testing_01438.mp4 "D-d... oh, dilly! Well, now you've done it.",Track2_Testing_01439.mp4 "Easy on the pressure there, Albert.",Track2_Testing_01440.mp4 But nothing has to happen till you're ready. ,Track2_Testing_01441.mp4 Never been much for confrontation.,Track2_Testing_01442.mp4 BUT I CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM FOR BEING LIKABLE.,Track2_Testing_01443.mp4 MAYBE SHE TEXTED ME. HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHONE?,Track2_Testing_01444.mp4 "Wow, congratulations. You know, actually, I thought you'd be living with Sheldon forever. ",Track2_Testing_01445.mp4 "Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance... ...through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. A little outside my comfort zone. ",Track2_Testing_01446.mp4 We're gonna look like such flakes.,Track2_Testing_01447.mp4 YEAH. GO OVER TO JOEY'S. GO OVER TO JOEY'S AND-AND DRINK SOME BEER AND HAMMER UP SOME DRYWALL. ,Track2_Testing_01448.mp4 "Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janices won't get it! Maybe the other couple will. ",Track2_Testing_01449.mp4 Wait!,Track2_Testing_01450.mp4 You're calling me a cheater? You?,Track2_Testing_01451.mp4 Is it a policy or just something that keeps happening?,Track2_Testing_01452.mp4 "Ooh, here's the best part. You ready?",Track2_Testing_01453.mp4 "Well, what else does Bridget know about you that I don't?",Track2_Testing_01454.mp4 THERE IT IS. ,Track2_Testing_01455.mp4 "Cam, the—the boat wasn't even part of the plan.",Track2_Testing_01456.mp4 "Hey, I went by the photo shop. Take a look. Here is a mock-up of our card. What do you think? ",Track2_Testing_01457.mp4 "Hey, I'm really sorry about that Geneva trip. ",Track2_Testing_01458.mp4 "SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE-- I SHOULD SHAVE AGAIN, PICK UP SOME WINE? WHAT? ",Track2_Testing_01459.mp4 "I -- But -- But maybe deletemine, or just read it --",Track2_Testing_01460.mp4 Very clever.,Track2_Testing_01461.mp4 "OKAY, WE HAVE TO TALK. I'M JUST GETTING OUT OF A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP. ",Track2_Testing_01462.mp4 That's Bel Air.,Track2_Testing_01463.mp4 "Well, see you. ",Track2_Testing_01464.mp4 HERE.,Track2_Testing_01465.mp4 "You know, each passing second is just bringing us that much closer to death.",Track2_Testing_01466.mp4 And you never asked me what my master project is.,Track2_Testing_01467.mp4 (chuckles) I don't know. What difference does it make? ,Track2_Testing_01468.mp4 YOU THROW IT OUT. ,Track2_Testing_01469.mp4 "Oh, for like, months? ",Track2_Testing_01470.mp4 "No! No, I'm the minister. ",Track2_Testing_01471.mp4 SO I GOT YOU SOMETHING. ,Track2_Testing_01472.mp4 Mr. Durkas? Yeah.,Track2_Testing_01473.mp4 I know that.,Track2_Testing_01474.mp4 Mnfin. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_01475.mp4 How about I go first? ,Track2_Testing_01476.mp4 Guess I ought to take this off.,Track2_Testing_01477.mp4 "Well, you know that. I know that. You know?The only one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss.He's the suckiest suck of all time.He's a miserable son of a bitch who...May have heard everything I just said.",Track2_Testing_01478.mp4 "Okay, well, it sounds like things are gonna work out. ",Track2_Testing_01479.mp4 "Somehow, they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted. ",Track2_Testing_01480.mp4 "You know what? Go to Mars, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_01481.mp4 WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?,Track2_Testing_01482.mp4 - 'Cause you have dumb ideas. - Name one.,Track2_Testing_01483.mp4 Phiiiilllll!,Track2_Testing_01484.mp4 "Slow down. Slow down. Please, slow down. ",Track2_Testing_01485.mp4 "I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her... ...posting on her Facebook Wall, texting her, nothing. ",Track2_Testing_01486.mp4 Yeah. But it did happen. ,Track2_Testing_01487.mp4 My daddy uses a special shellac on this thing.,Track2_Testing_01488.mp4 Just do it. ,Track2_Testing_01489.mp4 Wait a minute.,Track2_Testing_01490.mp4 [ Gasps ] Calf's cramping up! Calf's cramping up!,Track2_Testing_01491.mp4 Thank you.,Track2_Testing_01492.mp4 I said I'll do it. ,Track2_Testing_01493.mp4 I don't think your comic book would even cover our balloon budget.,Track2_Testing_01494.mp4 The nerve died a few years ago.,Track2_Testing_01495.mp4 SOAP OPERA DIGEST. THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE DIGESTS. ,Track2_Testing_01496.mp4 "The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard. He could be having the time of his life... ...while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn. ",Track2_Testing_01497.mp4 "OH, SORRY, MR. PAUL, MR. PAUL. ",Track2_Testing_01498.mp4 "Howie, be serious. ",Track2_Testing_01499.mp4 That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard. ,Track2_Testing_01500.mp4 They're at the coffeehouse. ,Track2_Testing_01501.mp4 I was going to characterize it as the modification... ...of our colleague/friendship paradigm with the addition of a date-like component. But we don't need to quibble over terminology. ,Track2_Testing_01502.mp4 AND STAY WITH ME HERE... WHERE WOULD I GO?,Track2_Testing_01503.mp4 "Bit of a lawman myself, acting high-school vice principal.",Track2_Testing_01504.mp4 ANOTHER CRITIC I GOT TO GO YELL AT. ,Track2_Testing_01505.mp4 Don't leave. Don't leave.,Track2_Testing_01506.mp4 Tell ithow much it meant to you.,Track2_Testing_01507.mp4 WEIGHED THREE AND A HALF POUNDS.,Track2_Testing_01508.mp4 "You gotta admit, I'm delightful. ",Track2_Testing_01509.mp4 "Cam, do you think that maybe we need a...",Track2_Testing_01510.mp4 Relax.,Track2_Testing_01511.mp4 "Wait. People think that, that you're less of a man?",Track2_Testing_01512.mp4 "Oh, okay.",Track2_Testing_01513.mp4 "Well, take a good look at this face",Track2_Testing_01514.mp4 "LOOK, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, OKAY? MARK EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME. HE SAID THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO. ",Track2_Testing_01515.mp4 But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. ,Track2_Testing_01516.mp4 "HEY, GORGEOUS. ",Track2_Testing_01517.mp4 You wanted to come back here by yourself is that guy?,Track2_Testing_01518.mp4 And there's that moment when you're at the top... ...when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth. ,Track2_Testing_01519.mp4 THAT I STILL FIND AS SEXY AND EXCITING,Track2_Testing_01520.mp4 "To think I wasted so much time on such a weepy, clingy, Pez-eating snore!",Track2_Testing_01521.mp4 Why are you being so difficult?,Track2_Testing_01522.mp4 "So, how was your week? ",Track2_Testing_01523.mp4 "Well, I don't really need your permission.",Track2_Testing_01524.mp4 "Believe me, dede wasn't the only one having sleepless nights.",Track2_Testing_01525.mp4 "OK. Leonard, will you marry me? ",Track2_Testing_01526.mp4 Your little meltdown in there got me thinking.,Track2_Testing_01527.mp4 "Yeah— no, you don't really know what they're gonna do.The point is, you got your whole life ahead of you.Enjoy being single.I really oughta play that song for you. This is all in there.",Track2_Testing_01528.mp4 I prefer to think that I can't lose. ,Track2_Testing_01529.mp4 "Of course I know you're right, but it's hard!",Track2_Testing_01530.mp4 I have so many references.,Track2_Testing_01531.mp4 "Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes. ",Track2_Testing_01532.mp4 "Okay, okay, this can go on for a while. ",Track2_Testing_01533.mp4 Can you turn off the light?,Track2_Testing_01534.mp4 "Oh, boy. ",Track2_Testing_01535.mp4 "Okay, why would I go to a drug intervention for your cousin? ",Track2_Testing_01536.mp4 Hold still.You can't move like that. It's like cutting the hair of a cuckoo bird.,Track2_Testing_01537.mp4 No. Can I drink wine?,Track2_Testing_01538.mp4 We haven't even gotten the list from my dad yet.,Track2_Testing_01539.mp4 HEY. PHOEBE HERE WITH THE CAB YET? ,Track2_Testing_01540.mp4 "I'M NOT FINISHED, DAD!",Track2_Testing_01541.mp4 "Fine, but you are driving home, because today, I'm reelin' in the wine.",Track2_Testing_01542.mp4 THIS GORGEOUS VIEW OF THE PARK. ,Track2_Testing_01543.mp4 "Oh, please. We both know I'm just the figurehead here.",Track2_Testing_01544.mp4 "To comfort you, of course. Sheldon told me about Leonard dating Rajesh's sister... ...so I hightailed it over here to pick up the pieces of your broken heart. ",Track2_Testing_01545.mp4 I'm screwed. — why don't you just tell Charlie the truth?,Track2_Testing_01546.mp4 "Gloria is not on her game today, and I'm afraid she's gonna forget to lead the standing ovation after my speech.",Track2_Testing_01547.mp4 I knew it!,Track2_Testing_01548.mp4 I think that's called a mommy. ,Track2_Testing_01549.mp4 "You know,funny coincidence -- last week,I was offered the top job at a company that makes poles.",Track2_Testing_01550.mp4 I get it. Sheldon sent you. He put you up to this. ,Track2_Testing_01551.mp4 Psycho.,Track2_Testing_01552.mp4 Okay. Yeah. Come here.,Track2_Testing_01553.mp4 "83, '83.",Track2_Testing_01554.mp4 "My favorite is when they're both in trouble.So, what'd he do? Did he cheat on a test? He's a cheater.He did not cheat on a test.",Track2_Testing_01555.mp4 "Hello, my intended.",Track2_Testing_01556.mp4 "Oh, no. ",Track2_Testing_01557.mp4 "OH, THAT'S GREAT! ",Track2_Testing_01558.mp4 "OKAY, JUST SWEEP IT. ",Track2_Testing_01559.mp4 DO YOU THINK THIS COULD BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER?,Track2_Testing_01560.mp4 I'M COMING UP. ,Track2_Testing_01561.mp4 "Now that I'm thinking about it, I have to have one.",Track2_Testing_01562.mp4 I'm just... angry.,Track2_Testing_01563.mp4 I don't know anything anymore. What else does it say?,Track2_Testing_01564.mp4 SO I WALK INTO HIS OFFICE.,Track2_Testing_01565.mp4 Wait a minute. Why am I doing all the giving here? If Leonard's really my friend... ...why doesn't he have to support me in my hatred of Leslie Winkle? ,Track2_Testing_01566.mp4 Gloria?,Track2_Testing_01567.mp4 YOU DON'T THINK THAT SHE'S THE REASON WHY WE --,Track2_Testing_01568.mp4 "Okay, that does sound fun. Yeah. ",Track2_Testing_01569.mp4 You are.,Track2_Testing_01570.mp4 "Did you ask for the chicken to be diced, not shredded? ",Track2_Testing_01571.mp4 I'm just talking about bees. They're on The Discovery Channel. What are you talking about? ,Track2_Testing_01572.mp4 MAYBE THIS IS PART OF A BIGGER PLAN.,Track2_Testing_01573.mp4 "You get in this plane that goes almost straight up for like 20 seconds... ...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash... ...and they do it over and over again, no matter how many times you throw up. ",Track2_Testing_01574.mp4 "Ugh. ""Let it go."" I have heard that my whole life. Every time something upsets me, somebody says, ""Let it go."" Like it's my fault and it's not okay to feel the way I feel. ",Track2_Testing_01575.mp4 "YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WE BOTH AGREED IT WAS GOING TO BE A TWO-WEEK THING, YOU KNOW-- NO COMMITMENT. ",Track2_Testing_01576.mp4 You better have a good excuse this time. Because trimming Q-tips to fit your ears right is obvious nonsense. ,Track2_Testing_01577.mp4 This is a nude vacuuming a staircase.,Track2_Testing_01578.mp4 "I can't go back to the skateboard idiots, the white rappers... ...and all the sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats. ",Track2_Testing_01579.mp4 OH! OH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE UPSET,Track2_Testing_01580.mp4 "Really? Now? With the traffic and the parking? It-- Okay, fine. The Tar Pits. Let's go. ",Track2_Testing_01581.mp4 "Yeah. Yes, it is. My word.",Track2_Testing_01582.mp4 "Ah, don't tell me. You need a cup of sugar.",Track2_Testing_01583.mp4 "I love my pretty, pretty life.",Track2_Testing_01584.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_01585.mp4 GLORIA ASKED ME TO GET SOME KINDLING. MM.,Track2_Testing_01586.mp4 "She's the pole company,Claire.",Track2_Testing_01587.mp4 "YEAH, I UNDERSTAND. ",Track2_Testing_01588.mp4 SO YOU DIDN'T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU LOVE HER? ,Track2_Testing_01589.mp4 WHO IS THIS PRECIOUS SPENCER?,Track2_Testing_01590.mp4 "IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE YOU BREAK UP WITH A GUY AND THEN I TELL YOU WHAT I THINK, AND THEN, THE NEXT DAY, YOU GET BACK TOGETHER WITH THE GUY AND I LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT? ",Track2_Testing_01591.mp4 "Not good, Ron. ",Track2_Testing_01592.mp4 "Oh, God! Oh. Oh! Oh!",Track2_Testing_01593.mp4 "...and I didn't have faith in your ""talk to Ashley"" plan, so --",Track2_Testing_01594.mp4 Here we go. House of a 1000 Corpses. ,Track2_Testing_01595.mp4 Okay -- Ow!,Track2_Testing_01596.mp4 "Okay, I guess we're improvising now. ",Track2_Testing_01597.mp4 "HEY. SO, UM... ARE YOU THE PROFESSIONAL GUITAR PLAYER? ",Track2_Testing_01598.mp4 "WELL, LET ME FINISH. OKAY, CONTINUE.",Track2_Testing_01599.mp4 "No, it's not.",Track2_Testing_01600.mp4 "I'm a girl. It's, like, page one out of the playbook. ",Track2_Testing_01601.mp4 (scoffs) What am I doing?,Track2_Testing_01602.mp4 "YEAH, I DON'T WANT YOU ON THE TRIP. ",Track2_Testing_01603.mp4 They've been in there forever. Do something. You're in charge.,Track2_Testing_01604.mp4 "BUT, UH... IT'S NOT GOING TO LAST. SHE'S TOO MUCH FOR ME IN BED. ",Track2_Testing_01605.mp4 "Oh, yeah? Can you do this? ",Track2_Testing_01606.mp4 "If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. ",Track2_Testing_01607.mp4 [ Sniffles ] I'm so sorry. I...,Track2_Testing_01608.mp4 Why don't we just start doing that now? ,Track2_Testing_01609.mp4 TAKE ALL THE SECOND DOWNS YOU NEED. ,Track2_Testing_01610.mp4 Here is my number.,Track2_Testing_01611.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_01612.mp4 "Well, if you have to.Yeah. I'm so sorry.",Track2_Testing_01613.mp4 "WELL, WHAT... ",Track2_Testing_01614.mp4 "Whoa, not so fast. ",Track2_Testing_01615.mp4 "Hey, there's our mailman.",Track2_Testing_01616.mp4 Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead.,Track2_Testing_01617.mp4 ROSS GOT MARRIED AGAIN? ,Track2_Testing_01618.mp4 "SO, THAT MARRIAGE STUFF THAT YOU WERE SAYING YESTERDAY ",Track2_Testing_01619.mp4 And it hardly even hurts.,Track2_Testing_01620.mp4 And I know Javier regrets losing you.,Track2_Testing_01621.mp4 Huh. It's not everyone who can rhyme,Track2_Testing_01622.mp4 "Shorty, wait.",Track2_Testing_01623.mp4 AT THAT AUCTION INSTEAD OF THIS NONSENSE.,Track2_Testing_01624.mp4 "Thank you. Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen. ",Track2_Testing_01625.mp4 Sports suspension. Nothing between me and the road except my knuckle-less gloves.,Track2_Testing_01626.mp4 You need to tell Mr. p you broke one of his beers.,Track2_Testing_01627.mp4 WHOEVER STOOD YOU UP IS A JERK. ,Track2_Testing_01628.mp4 "Knock it off, Manny. We both know you could get up that wall.Now why are you trying to get out of this trip?",Track2_Testing_01629.mp4 WH-WHAT? WAS THAT A JOKE? 'CAUSE IT'S MEAN. ,Track2_Testing_01630.mp4 IT'S SO HARD TO HOLD THE JURY'S ATTENTION.,Track2_Testing_01631.mp4 Although... I know you're about to say something catty.,Track2_Testing_01632.mp4 Shh! He can hear you.,Track2_Testing_01633.mp4 ANYTIME YOU'RE READY. ,Track2_Testing_01634.mp4 "How was that a pepper talk? You need to get angry, play aggressive.",Track2_Testing_01635.mp4 It's football! It's just football! This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football! I think it may be customary to get a beer! What the? ,Track2_Testing_01636.mp4 Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves? ,Track2_Testing_01637.mp4 Why didn't you ask me? I would've tutored you.,Track2_Testing_01638.mp4 "Now, sweetie, I know that you don't like my office parties but you could wear your new boots. See, every cloud has a supple leather lining. ",Track2_Testing_01639.mp4 "You know, it just occurred to me. If there are an infinite number of parallel universes... ...in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon... ...who doesn't believe parallel universes exist. ",Track2_Testing_01640.mp4 "So, do you want to come? ",Track2_Testing_01641.mp4 "Yeah. Subtext, “this is weird.”",Track2_Testing_01642.mp4 "Just let me finish, okay? This isn't something that we just, just ",Track2_Testing_01643.mp4 Why would you be talking to you?,Track2_Testing_01644.mp4 "The gas is on, dad. I can see the spark from the igniter.",Track2_Testing_01645.mp4 I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family. ,Track2_Testing_01646.mp4 "You're thinking of the moving assembly line. An understandable, but not excusable, mistake. Now... ...the moving assembly line, that was introduced by Henry Ford in 1908. That innovation is what made possible our modern consumer culture... ...by enabling a low unit cost for manufactured goods. I guess that isn't one of the topics discussed on your Radiohead. ",Track2_Testing_01647.mp4 I don't care. I'm not your mother.,Track2_Testing_01648.mp4 "That's okay, I can infer from context. ",Track2_Testing_01649.mp4 "Just a sec. Oh, who says ""just a sec""? I hate myself. ",Track2_Testing_01650.mp4 Are you kidding? ,Track2_Testing_01651.mp4 "You -- You want to 3-D print your butt, don't you?",Track2_Testing_01652.mp4 Here. I'm gonna take Joe fulgencio to the park.,Track2_Testing_01653.mp4 It means that we can keep trying... but there's a good chance this may never happen for us. ,Track2_Testing_01654.mp4 What does that stand for? ,Track2_Testing_01655.mp4 "Yes, you do. Yes, you do, Joe.",Track2_Testing_01656.mp4 "What do you want, Sheldon? ",Track2_Testing_01657.mp4 "No, I do not hear that. ",Track2_Testing_01658.mp4 AND WHY?,Track2_Testing_01659.mp4 Mostly good.,Track2_Testing_01660.mp4 "OH, SWEETIE... ",Track2_Testing_01661.mp4 They're not thanking usfor brunch.,Track2_Testing_01662.mp4 "You know, I have always thought that this couch would look fantastic on the curb in front of the building. ",Track2_Testing_01663.mp4 -What if I play the Star Trek theme on my nose? -Please don't. ,Track2_Testing_01664.mp4 "{\an8}And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board. ",Track2_Testing_01665.mp4 They're gonna get a million applications from artsy little snots.,Track2_Testing_01666.mp4 And I'm gonna need you to sign a nondisclosure agreement. ,Track2_Testing_01667.mp4 Call me old-fashioned. I just don't see other men.,Track2_Testing_01668.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_01669.mp4 Where are we going?,Track2_Testing_01670.mp4 You know you hit a wall when you get overtired.,Track2_Testing_01671.mp4 "I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel. ",Track2_Testing_01672.mp4 "Honey, I just need a little bit of time.Gonna be fine. Okay.",Track2_Testing_01673.mp4 That's not it. I... I just feel so guilty.,Track2_Testing_01674.mp4 "But you're not unhappy about it, right?",Track2_Testing_01675.mp4 "Yeah, Penny might be onto something. ",Track2_Testing_01676.mp4 "Yes, yes, you bruise, you peel. It's like I'm married to an old piece of fruit. ",Track2_Testing_01677.mp4 Mm. Reliable.,Track2_Testing_01678.mp4 That dolphin did not recognize you.,Track2_Testing_01679.mp4 "Yeah, right. Wait, is it rose gold? Actually, don't tell me. I want to be surprised. ",Track2_Testing_01680.mp4 I got this. Really?,Track2_Testing_01681.mp4 "It's nothing. Bup, bup, bup.",Track2_Testing_01682.mp4 "WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. ",Track2_Testing_01683.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_01684.mp4 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ,Track2_Testing_01685.mp4 YOU OKAY? ,Track2_Testing_01686.mp4 So much for your advice on complimenting Penny. ,Track2_Testing_01687.mp4 "How crazy is it we ran into each other shopping, huh?",Track2_Testing_01688.mp4 I have made peace with it.,Track2_Testing_01689.mp4 "Actually, if I could... if I could just check one more... ",Track2_Testing_01690.mp4 "You know what? This is your therapy, and I don't want to be here.",Track2_Testing_01691.mp4 Knight to old woman... ,Track2_Testing_01692.mp4 Why don't you like me?,Track2_Testing_01693.mp4 I am. (chuckles) ,Track2_Testing_01694.mp4 Let me put it this way-- do you own a barrel and suspenders? ,Track2_Testing_01695.mp4 There are two things in that picture I don't have anymore.,Track2_Testing_01696.mp4 "You and me both, brother. It doesn't matter. The element was found because of you, ",Track2_Testing_01697.mp4 The rehearsal's not over!,Track2_Testing_01698.mp4 "IT'S SO THAT I CAN SPEND THANKSGIVING WITH MY FAMILY. SEE, EVERY YEAR WE GO SKIING IN VAIL AND, NORMALLY, MY FATHER PAYS FOR MY TICKET ",Track2_Testing_01699.mp4 "You mean, like, old women? ",Track2_Testing_01700.mp4 "WE GOT HONORABLE MENTION IN THE BROTHER/SISTER DANCE CATEGORY. LOOK, IT'S ALMOST FAKE MIDNIGHT. DO WE REALLY HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE? ",Track2_Testing_01701.mp4 Although it's heartening print media isn't completely dead.,Track2_Testing_01702.mp4 Bridget is the A.I. assistant that will help organize our groceries and our lives.,Track2_Testing_01703.mp4 "Oh, please, it was an extra 10 seconds.",Track2_Testing_01704.mp4 "I was thinking we bring Bernadette and Howard. She's really interesting, and I bet I can get used to him. ",Track2_Testing_01705.mp4 DO THE RIGHT THING. ,Track2_Testing_01706.mp4 "OH, NO! YES! OF COURSE... I KNOW THAT. I MEANT, ARE YOU STILL ""WE,"" OR ARE YOU JUST ""YOU""? ",Track2_Testing_01707.mp4 "Gloria, stop it! Stop it. 3 I am going— 33 why? No more singing.",Track2_Testing_01708.mp4 If you can find a book called Weird Sex With White Boys... ...I'd be okay with that. ,Track2_Testing_01709.mp4 "I mean, do I sometimes look back and wish everything was different?",Track2_Testing_01710.mp4 Shall I come back at a better time? ,Track2_Testing_01711.mp4 YOU SAY YOU LOVE THIS MAN ,Track2_Testing_01712.mp4 how you ended up on the freeway divider. ,Track2_Testing_01713.mp4 Just as soon as you and your tiny little hands re-create a painting for me.,Track2_Testing_01714.mp4 "So, what do you think? I mean, this could be a business, right? ",Track2_Testing_01715.mp4 "Oh, God, yes, especially Uncle Mitchell.",Track2_Testing_01716.mp4 "Kind of. When was the first time someone called you ""sir""? ",Track2_Testing_01717.mp4 Nobody.,Track2_Testing_01718.mp4 "Well, just press ""end task.""Okay.",Track2_Testing_01719.mp4 ...if I was getting laid all the time. ,Track2_Testing_01720.mp4 "When Manny was little, i used to run around with him all day without getting tired.",Track2_Testing_01721.mp4 YOU'RE WORSE THAN CLAUDIA.,Track2_Testing_01722.mp4 "You know, considering what's been going on with him, it might be good for you to give him a little space.",Track2_Testing_01723.mp4 "UM, I FOUND THIS INHALER. DO YOU KNOW WHOSE IT IS?",Track2_Testing_01724.mp4 "Hey, we totally forgot about lunch. ",Track2_Testing_01725.mp4 And tipping his hat to the cleaning lady didn't do that? ,Track2_Testing_01726.mp4 "Oh! Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted. ",Track2_Testing_01727.mp4 WHAT?,Track2_Testing_01728.mp4 "IF I MAKE YOU LAUGH, HERE'S AN IDEA: WHY DON'T YOU INVITE PAOLO OVER TO HAVE A LITTLE ROMP IN THE SACK AND I'LL JUST STAND IN THE CORNER AND TELL KNOCK-KNOCK ",Track2_Testing_01729.mp4 GO DO THAT.,Track2_Testing_01730.mp4 It's obviously a human head.,Track2_Testing_01731.mp4 "CHANDLER, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? ",Track2_Testing_01732.mp4 Everybody has their own thing.,Track2_Testing_01733.mp4 "Y-Y-Yes, and listen, about earlier, um,",Track2_Testing_01734.mp4 WHAT IF I CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM FOR A MONTH? ,Track2_Testing_01735.mp4 "Oh, no. Why? ",Track2_Testing_01736.mp4 "[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?",Track2_Testing_01737.mp4 "I mean, I still can't get over the fact someone just threw it away. ",Track2_Testing_01738.mp4 Is there a station coming up... ...where I can board your giggling train of thought? ,Track2_Testing_01739.mp4 "OH, YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST I WASN'T TOO CHICKEN TO TELL SOME GUY I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE. ",Track2_Testing_01740.mp4 I'm clearly too evolved for driving. ,Track2_Testing_01741.mp4 IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WEREN'T ANY TEARS TILL YOU SHOWED HER THE BILL. ,Track2_Testing_01742.mp4 "Wait a second, you're using Mom's FedEx?",Track2_Testing_01743.mp4 I left them in the bowl. ,Track2_Testing_01744.mp4 What was that?,Track2_Testing_01745.mp4 "Ah, when you wear the right pants. Please, sit down.",Track2_Testing_01746.mp4 "Anyway, I wanted to apologize. I am truly sorry. ",Track2_Testing_01747.mp4 "She was right, you know. The locus of my identity is totally exterior to me. ",Track2_Testing_01748.mp4 Looks like someone is the ladies! ,Track2_Testing_01749.mp4 "I'm pretty sure he said Jew.But anyway, I took the bag, and I hid it, and I ate it all.",Track2_Testing_01750.mp4 How did they get fingerprints on the inside of the glass?,Track2_Testing_01751.mp4 Stop. Stop!,Track2_Testing_01752.mp4 A week from Friday. ,Track2_Testing_01753.mp4 The thermocouple! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?,Track2_Testing_01754.mp4 Since when do you hum songs? ,Track2_Testing_01755.mp4 "Well, cam, he raised me.",Track2_Testing_01756.mp4 Guess whose middle name is Muriel. ,Track2_Testing_01757.mp4 "Thank you, Dr. Cooper. ",Track2_Testing_01758.mp4 "OKAY, BUDDY BOY, HERE IT IS. YOU HIDE MY CLOTHES, I'M WEARING EVERYTHING YOU OWN. ",Track2_Testing_01759.mp4 I worry that he's going to think it's not such great news.,Track2_Testing_01760.mp4 You should trot that out with your new friends.,Track2_Testing_01761.mp4 "Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here, which would have given you exactly the right amount of time to shake the can?",Track2_Testing_01762.mp4 I'm not dropping everything to come home and bail you out.,Track2_Testing_01763.mp4 She would have done anything for us!,Track2_Testing_01764.mp4 """In what John Huston film would you hear this line-- ""'Badges? We don't need no stinking badges'? ",Track2_Testing_01765.mp4 "You know what I mean. And, you know, maybe the way I've been reacting was me sabotaging this, too. ",Track2_Testing_01766.mp4 I need to have a thicker skin.,Track2_Testing_01767.mp4 "OH, THAT'S NICE. YOU'D LET MEEAT THE SOUP.",Track2_Testing_01768.mp4 "Okay. It looks like, uh, Lily's missing,and we're offering $25 to get her back.",Track2_Testing_01769.mp4 It's a protein snack.,Track2_Testing_01770.mp4 "Oh, well, now you're being crazy.",Track2_Testing_01771.mp4 "No, no, no, it's not a girl. It's... ",Track2_Testing_01772.mp4 Just coffee for me today...,Track2_Testing_01773.mp4 "OH, NO, NO. I GOT THIS ALL UNDER CONTROL. ",Track2_Testing_01774.mp4 I didn't feed Lily for a day and a half.,Track2_Testing_01775.mp4 "ROSS, PHOEBE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, OKAY? WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, COME ON. GUYS DO THE SAME THING. WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT LOCKER ROOM STUFF? ",Track2_Testing_01776.mp4 "22nd to the 8th for Alex,",Track2_Testing_01777.mp4 "- Oh, my God, you're cheating. - No.",Track2_Testing_01778.mp4 "What if Joe wants to do something that is less competitive,",Track2_Testing_01779.mp4 [ Doorbell rings ] He didn't say anything. I said it.,Track2_Testing_01780.mp4 - You're right. There isn't a decent outlet. - Right. ,Track2_Testing_01781.mp4 THAT DOES MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE I DO ,Track2_Testing_01782.mp4 Can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that you've known for a while... ,Track2_Testing_01783.mp4 "Yes, for you. I do, however, have a few conditions. First, at all times, I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal. Second, my contributions shall be noted in published materials. Third, you are never allowed to lecture me on Hinduism or my Indian culture. ",Track2_Testing_01784.mp4 French Revival -- (French accent) macaroons.,Track2_Testing_01785.mp4 "SAY, YOU WANT ME TO CLENCH ANYTHING, OR..? ",Track2_Testing_01786.mp4 You can't do anything about it. He's already dating her. She is a nice person. That wouldn't be right. ,Track2_Testing_01787.mp4 "I know that I have an accent,but people understand me just fine.",Track2_Testing_01788.mp4 Just first grade?!,Track2_Testing_01789.mp4 Are you crazy? I'm barely showing.,Track2_Testing_01790.mp4 My ability to think is my bread and butter. ,Track2_Testing_01791.mp4 Here we go. My first Hindu temple. ,Track2_Testing_01792.mp4 "Oh, you are such a good boss. Is she pretty? ",Track2_Testing_01793.mp4 I don't think I'll ever feel better.Does this happen every time you drink?,Track2_Testing_01794.mp4 "Oh, that's the store mascot. That's hug-a-bunny.",Track2_Testing_01795.mp4 "WHOA, LOOK AT YOU. YOU DID PRETTY WELL. ",Track2_Testing_01796.mp4 "HEY, MR. TRIB. ",Track2_Testing_01797.mp4 Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon than he's ready to admit. Really hoping this will cheer him up. ,Track2_Testing_01798.mp4 "Hey, can I come in? ",Track2_Testing_01799.mp4 "HOW EXCITING AND NEW. IT'D BE LIKE ""THE LOVE BOAT.""",Track2_Testing_01800.mp4 IT'S HEALING TIME NOW.,Track2_Testing_01801.mp4 I'm not here to collect panties with phone numbers on them.,Track2_Testing_01802.mp4 "to go to the bathroom, and this one's gone all catawampus. ",Track2_Testing_01803.mp4 "You know, now especially that I know you wanted to use the money for such noble reasons.",Track2_Testing_01804.mp4 "HI. HEY, CAN I HELP YOU? ",Track2_Testing_01805.mp4 I DON'T NEED YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE! I'M GOING TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! ,Track2_Testing_01806.mp4 "SO, WHY DID THEY NEED YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE?",Track2_Testing_01807.mp4 "Phil, Phil. Just up to me, is it, so...",Track2_Testing_01808.mp4 "I guess you can. Okay, but I-I have to return it so you can't like it. ",Track2_Testing_01809.mp4 "Well, what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer? ",Track2_Testing_01810.mp4 We look like twin toddlers at church.,Track2_Testing_01811.mp4 "I was right, and you were wrong!",Track2_Testing_01812.mp4 Then you should get back to that. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_01813.mp4 "WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. ",Track2_Testing_01814.mp4 "And what do you mean, ""mediocre stock""? ",Track2_Testing_01815.mp4 "...back in his favor. Ahem. ""Howard Joel Wolowitz. H is for 'honesty,' of which he has much. O is for 'outstanding,' which he is such. W is for 'witty.' He's quick with a joke. A is for 'artistic,' his ability--"" ",Track2_Testing_01816.mp4 "Sheldon, if-if you're with the right person, ",Track2_Testing_01817.mp4 to show her that women can be mothers and still have satisfying careers. ,Track2_Testing_01818.mp4 WE DON'T WANT THEM LIVING NEXT DOOR TO US.,Track2_Testing_01819.mp4 Because I'm afraid to know the answer. ,Track2_Testing_01820.mp4 "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ME. WHO AM I TO QUESTION THE GREAT DR. DRAKE RAMORAY? ",Track2_Testing_01821.mp4 "I would, but I have the most hilarious card for her at home.It's— it's a hunky Antonio banderas type in silk boxers.And on the inside, it says, “thank you for last nos/79,but I can't find my panz'a/ones. ”I'm not doing itjustice, really.",Track2_Testing_01822.mp4 {\an8}Sounds like either way I finally get some rest. ,Track2_Testing_01823.mp4 His name is Keith. No.,Track2_Testing_01824.mp4 The alternative would be to think backwards... ,Track2_Testing_01825.mp4 "OH, HI. IT'S MARK. ",Track2_Testing_01826.mp4 SPORTS CAN BE LIKE YOUR MOM.,Track2_Testing_01827.mp4 "OF COURSE WE CAN STILL HANG OUT WITH THEM. JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW. ",Track2_Testing_01828.mp4 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WE COULD GET RENTERS.,Track2_Testing_01829.mp4 No. No! That's not how it happened.,Track2_Testing_01830.mp4 My daddy making this for us means he's accepted us for who we are!,Track2_Testing_01831.mp4 Come in! ,Track2_Testing_01832.mp4 "Oh, do you have the tickets?",Track2_Testing_01833.mp4 "[ Chuckles awkwardly ] Okay, kids.",Track2_Testing_01834.mp4 "Give me that phone. Hello, this is Rachel Green. How can I help you? Uh-huh. Okay, then. I'll pass you back to your son. ",Track2_Testing_01835.mp4 "Frida Kahlo's tango instructor, two-time winner of the Bogota Herald cartoon caption contest.",Track2_Testing_01836.mp4 In about an hour.,Track2_Testing_01837.mp4 Hey. Hey. Y-You seem a little nervous.,Track2_Testing_01838.mp4 You will crack first.,Track2_Testing_01839.mp4 "Look, you and I haven't made any commitments to each other. ",Track2_Testing_01840.mp4 "You sure are, buddy.",Track2_Testing_01841.mp4 "YOU KNOW, IT'S BASICALLY A CINDERELLA STORY.",Track2_Testing_01842.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_01843.mp4 "No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain. Especially the whole rodeo thing. ",Track2_Testing_01844.mp4 "Oh, little village people. ",Track2_Testing_01845.mp4 "Oh, she's not here.",Track2_Testing_01846.mp4 "Fine. Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice like James Earl Jones. ",Track2_Testing_01847.mp4 "So, basically, this is what's called mag-lev technology. It uses powerful electromagnets to create a force strong enough to overcome gravity. ",Track2_Testing_01848.mp4 "During the Charleston, my hair got caught in one of their headgear!",Track2_Testing_01849.mp4 "I mean, it's the greatest gift I've ever given anybody. ",Track2_Testing_01850.mp4 Like how it kinda derailed your career?,Track2_Testing_01851.mp4 I'm not getting a dress.,Track2_Testing_01852.mp4 "Save it, Claire. You think of me what everyone thinks of me.",Track2_Testing_01853.mp4 "Uh-huh. Um, I feel like you jumped on ""two."" Oh!",Track2_Testing_01854.mp4 "Oh, uh, before I forget, Saturday I'm planning a Dungeons & Dragons night with the guys. ",Track2_Testing_01855.mp4 "ROSS, THAT GIRL JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE EVENING TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS, ASKING TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT YOU, LOOKING THROUGH MONICA'S PHOTO ALBUMS... I MEAN, YOU DON'T DO THAT IF YOU'RE JUST IN IT FOR TWO WEEKS. ",Track2_Testing_01856.mp4 I'm starting to feel like a bean bag chair.,Track2_Testing_01857.mp4 But all that stress brought the darkness in me.,Track2_Testing_01858.mp4 Thanks. Wait'll you see what we got planned for tonight.Claire and I are goin' as corpse bride and groom...As if there's any other kind. Am I right?,Track2_Testing_01859.mp4 Lily's little hat that we bought her at the airport in Vietnam.,Track2_Testing_01860.mp4 What happened? ,Track2_Testing_01861.mp4 Are you kidding me? I was racing to my life.,Track2_Testing_01862.mp4 "Sheldon, this is silly. ",Track2_Testing_01863.mp4 Why did you lie? You said lying was wrong.,Track2_Testing_01864.mp4 "You know, I knew it was coming, still scary. ",Track2_Testing_01865.mp4 "So listen, I forgot to mention something last night,and I'm— I'm actually not really quite sure how to say this.",Track2_Testing_01866.mp4 I don't care. All right.,Track2_Testing_01867.mp4 "MAYBE I GIVE THANKS FOR YOU SHUTTING UP, HUH? MAYBE I GIVE THANKS ",Track2_Testing_01868.mp4 "Thanks, ladies! This was fun! Let's not wait so long for another bizarre, awkward night. ",Track2_Testing_01869.mp4 "All right, nothing is worth this. Um, I have a confession to make. Um... Okay, you know that, um, girl that mugged you when you were a kid? ",Track2_Testing_01870.mp4 "It's just ever since my dad left, I've felt responsible for her. ",Track2_Testing_01871.mp4 "Sheldon, don't you get it? If this takes off, I won't have to be a waitress anymore. ",Track2_Testing_01872.mp4 I am.,Track2_Testing_01873.mp4 HERE THEY ARE RIGHT HERE. ,Track2_Testing_01874.mp4 "Dr. Gettleman? Yeah, no, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead. ",Track2_Testing_01875.mp4 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? ,Track2_Testing_01876.mp4 "Haley, he is the best uncle there is.",Track2_Testing_01877.mp4 [ Exhales sharply ] We've been married for a long time.,Track2_Testing_01878.mp4 Oh. Get on board.,Track2_Testing_01879.mp4 "She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and, um... It's actually because of you that we're together. I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy... and I just said, ""Boy, I want that."" ",Track2_Testing_01880.mp4 Really?,Track2_Testing_01881.mp4 "I EAT A LOT OF MEAT, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_01882.mp4 YOU WANT ME TO JUST QUIT MY JOB SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND? ,Track2_Testing_01883.mp4 HAVE WE MISSED A SINGLE ONE OF THEIR KIDS' EVENTS?,Track2_Testing_01884.mp4 "Being romantic. God, you're solid.",Track2_Testing_01885.mp4 "HEY, YOU. HEY, YOU. ",Track2_Testing_01886.mp4 "Ah, one name. Like Cher, Madonna, Adele. All the women who rock me. My name is Rajesh, but you can call me Raj. ",Track2_Testing_01887.mp4 "I beg to differ. I used to live in those genitals. And if someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote. ",Track2_Testing_01888.mp4 Everyone has dreams like that.,Track2_Testing_01889.mp4 I just can't believe this. Why? ,Track2_Testing_01890.mp4 I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates... ...and an IQ which can't be measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be? ,Track2_Testing_01891.mp4 -Did you see that? -Hold on.,Track2_Testing_01892.mp4 "No, congratulations will have been in order. You know, I'm not going to enjoy this party. ",Track2_Testing_01893.mp4 "But every now and then, something comes up for me and I go in for a tune-up.",Track2_Testing_01894.mp4 But I wouldn't knock a Scotch out of your hands.,Track2_Testing_01895.mp4 "Oh, who am I kidding? I wouldn't have a shot with a girl like that. ",Track2_Testing_01896.mp4 "NICE GOING, IMP. ",Track2_Testing_01897.mp4 You're smiling. You love the car.,Track2_Testing_01898.mp4 "BUT, POINT IS,",Track2_Testing_01899.mp4 No one else is around. I don't care.,Track2_Testing_01900.mp4 "This is Stephanie's Facebook page. Now, where it should say ""in a relationship,"" what does it say? ",Track2_Testing_01901.mp4 It turns out we have a little extra time.,Track2_Testing_01902.mp4 "Uh, same old eyes.",Track2_Testing_01903.mp4 That's the only Harvey Keitel movie I've missed!,Track2_Testing_01904.mp4 Wow! We're coming back to that one.,Track2_Testing_01905.mp4 "You know, stiff-upper-lip it.",Track2_Testing_01906.mp4 "OF COURSE I KNEW! WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOUR FATHER IS NO JAMES BOND. YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD SOME OF HIS COVER STORIES. ""I'M SLEEPING OVER AT MY ACCOUNTANT'S."" I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT? ",Track2_Testing_01907.mp4 Why does it matter so much to you? ,Track2_Testing_01908.mp4 THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME,Track2_Testing_01909.mp4 AND I DO HAVE ONE SEAT LEFT. ,Track2_Testing_01910.mp4 "No, no, Mom, Mom, Mom.",Track2_Testing_01911.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. THEY TOLD US THAT WAS FOR THE MASCOT. ",Track2_Testing_01912.mp4 "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,",Track2_Testing_01913.mp4 "You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that... ",Track2_Testing_01914.mp4 "If you wanna chase after her, chase after her. ",Track2_Testing_01915.mp4 "YOU KNOW, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BECAUSE, UM, I JUST SAW",Track2_Testing_01916.mp4 "Okay, everyone knows this kind of secret is poison, Mitchell.",Track2_Testing_01917.mp4 Sending out a holiday card together... I just don't know if we're really quite there yet. ,Track2_Testing_01918.mp4 "By the way, your name can go first. ",Track2_Testing_01919.mp4 "I mean, did he always have a crush on her, even when my mom was around?",Track2_Testing_01920.mp4 TALKED ABOUT OPENING UP A LITTLE CHEESE SHOP?,Track2_Testing_01921.mp4 Fizbo's more than just a-a pair of big shoes and an...un-sexy jacket.,Track2_Testing_01922.mp4 You reject me right now and tie things up. ,Track2_Testing_01923.mp4 MM.,Track2_Testing_01924.mp4 "All right, just warn me before you do it. ",Track2_Testing_01925.mp4 YEAH. ISN'T HE? ,Track2_Testing_01926.mp4 "OH, I-I-I JUST LIKE THE SMELL. ",Track2_Testing_01927.mp4 "Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She is interfering with my sleep. She is interfering with my work. If I had another significant aspect of my life... ...I'm sure she'd be interfering with that too. ",Track2_Testing_01928.mp4 "Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose. ",Track2_Testing_01929.mp4 "My first boyfriend at his age, he wasn't ready to sleep with me.",Track2_Testing_01930.mp4 "I'm sorry, Chandler but this... this is really important to me. ",Track2_Testing_01931.mp4 You're driving me to the mall to acquire a book... ...that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend making. ,Track2_Testing_01932.mp4 "When you say ""mistake,"" do you mean a fortunate mistake... ...like the discovery of penicillin? ",Track2_Testing_01933.mp4 "Track its progress through our social group... ...interpret results through academic prisms... ...of memetic theory, algebraic gossip and epidemiology. ",Track2_Testing_01934.mp4 "TELL ME SOMETHING, JOEY... ",Track2_Testing_01935.mp4 "Oh, don't play the Einstein card. His breakthroughs happened when no one knew anything. Everything was a great breakthrough. ",Track2_Testing_01936.mp4 "All right, but this buys your time and your silence.",Track2_Testing_01937.mp4 A GOLD HEART! REALLY?,Track2_Testing_01938.mp4 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS ,Track2_Testing_01939.mp4 "Oh, right. Yeah, we can do something. ",Track2_Testing_01940.mp4 "Take that, glass ceiling. ",Track2_Testing_01941.mp4 "No. In first grade, you have drop-off.",Track2_Testing_01942.mp4 We've had so much fun tonight.,Track2_Testing_01943.mp4 "You know, I'm a drummer. Big one coming back here now.",Track2_Testing_01944.mp4 "No, no, no, no, no. You are too nice.",Track2_Testing_01945.mp4 "DID YOU LIKE IT? OH, YEAH. ",Track2_Testing_01946.mp4 Yeah. We'll leave the drama to thosetwo.,Track2_Testing_01947.mp4 "Just like Schrödinger's cat, your potential relationship with Leonard... ...right now can be thought of as both good and bad. It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is. ",Track2_Testing_01948.mp4 "I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child.She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.",Track2_Testing_01949.mp4 I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. I'm sorry you had to waste all this time. ,Track2_Testing_01950.mp4 It's like when Madonna wore overalls!,Track2_Testing_01951.mp4 "S-Sure, sure, we-we could live in my apartment. ",Track2_Testing_01952.mp4 "Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula... and I'll start changing the box. And then we gotta put them straight to bed. ",Track2_Testing_01953.mp4 "Amy, this isn't easy to say. All relationships are difficult, but even more so when you're in one with a person who struggles with everyday social interactions and, frankly, who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo. ",Track2_Testing_01954.mp4 "YOU KNOW, JUST... ""FUNPA.""",Track2_Testing_01955.mp4 ME NEITHER. ,Track2_Testing_01956.mp4 "Okay, don't take this as a criticism... ...but you do kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on. ",Track2_Testing_01957.mp4 "Yeah, she's fine. She's fine.",Track2_Testing_01958.mp4 The vicar! ,Track2_Testing_01959.mp4 It is not radiating evil --,Track2_Testing_01960.mp4 "Uh, well, I know how much you used to make...and I know how much your rent is. ",Track2_Testing_01961.mp4 That was not the call I was expecting.,Track2_Testing_01962.mp4 "I've always felt out of place in public school, like a lone Petunia in an onion patch.",Track2_Testing_01963.mp4 You have no idea how much I put up with! I know more than you think I do. ,Track2_Testing_01964.mp4 "I was a fool from ""summer loving""... ...to the last ""rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong."" ",Track2_Testing_01965.mp4 "Sheldon, thank you. ",Track2_Testing_01966.mp4 "Uh, making sure the telescope's camera is white-field balanced. ",Track2_Testing_01967.mp4 SO WHY DO YOU FEEL SO INTIMIDATED BY HER?,Track2_Testing_01968.mp4 I know all you fancy people have rewards cards.,Track2_Testing_01969.mp4 "Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves.Now, just— just attack me.",Track2_Testing_01970.mp4 "GO BACK TO YOUR DAY JOB.""",Track2_Testing_01971.mp4 Text me. Bye. ,Track2_Testing_01972.mp4 "I swear i didn't, Haley. Okay.",Track2_Testing_01973.mp4 "Hey, buddy. I hope you're not upset about our chess match yesterday.Hey, what do you say we play again? I'm good.",Track2_Testing_01974.mp4 "Well, we don't have a dolly... ...or lifting belts, or any measurable upper-body strength. ",Track2_Testing_01975.mp4 I need your help to get rid of it.,Track2_Testing_01976.mp4 I know what a scared 19-year-old boy looks like.,Track2_Testing_01977.mp4 "Because I know what you're trying to pull here, okay? ",Track2_Testing_01978.mp4 "All the impossible errands, the fancy sandwiches.Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_01979.mp4 I'd never heard those two words together.,Track2_Testing_01980.mp4 "OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE SO PARANOID. ",Track2_Testing_01981.mp4 "But you like Karen, right?",Track2_Testing_01982.mp4 "Sheldon, are you okay? ",Track2_Testing_01983.mp4 "All right, well, after we talked about my issues with my mother-- nothing too deep, just how she ruined my life-- I told her about you and your drug; she said she'd be happy to meet you. ",Track2_Testing_01984.mp4 I'm pregnant.,Track2_Testing_01985.mp4 I MISS HAVING A HEAD FULL OF HAIR.,Track2_Testing_01986.mp4 "MINE IS THE RED ONE. OH, GOD. CAN OPEN. WORMS EVERYWHERE. ",Track2_Testing_01987.mp4 What part of Europe is he from? Pretentioustan?,Track2_Testing_01988.mp4 "THAT CONTROLS EVERYTHING? YEAH, I THINK SO.",Track2_Testing_01989.mp4 "We're living our lives, is what we're doing.",Track2_Testing_01990.mp4 And tell Phil I'm sorry if I threw him off in there.,Track2_Testing_01991.mp4 "Oh, my god, look at that.There's a trash can right there,and that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk.Hey, you in the yellowjacket. Pick it up and put it in the trash.",Track2_Testing_01992.mp4 Witchcraft! Yes.,Track2_Testing_01993.mp4 "NO PROBLEM. YOU CAN BORROW IT, BY THE WAY. OH, HERE ARE YOUR KEYS, HON. ",Track2_Testing_01994.mp4 In my new car with my rich husband.,Track2_Testing_01995.mp4 Apple pie?,Track2_Testing_01996.mp4 WHAT DO YOU WANT?,Track2_Testing_01997.mp4 "MY SAYINGS AREN'T CUTE, MY JOKES AREN'T FUNNY, AND --",Track2_Testing_01998.mp4 "Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner. ",Track2_Testing_01999.mp4 "Oh. No, I broke a dozen eggs.",Track2_Testing_02000.mp4 "He's here.Okay. Okay. Okay.No. No, no, no, no, no.No, no, no.Okay. Okay.",Track2_Testing_02001.mp4 All right. Let's hit the road. I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning. ,Track2_Testing_02002.mp4 Can I even have more children?,Track2_Testing_02003.mp4 "He was gonna give me the lead in the school musical, Oliver!",Track2_Testing_02004.mp4 YOU GOT TO BE REALLY SURE OF THIS.,Track2_Testing_02005.mp4 "Oh, my God... ",Track2_Testing_02006.mp4 That I did. That I did. ,Track2_Testing_02007.mp4 "Yeah, that list is strong. ",Track2_Testing_02008.mp4 "RICHARD'S LIVING ROOM, DRINKING WINE. ",Track2_Testing_02009.mp4 "Rach, she's not gonna remember this. ",Track2_Testing_02010.mp4 Can you please stop by the grocery store?,Track2_Testing_02011.mp4 What the hell? What's the matter? ,Track2_Testing_02012.mp4 "WELL, LOOKY HERE,",Track2_Testing_02013.mp4 It's okay. Come on in. ,Track2_Testing_02014.mp4 I'm a positive person. ,Track2_Testing_02015.mp4 "Yeah, I told you he was old. ",Track2_Testing_02016.mp4 "Oh, my God. It was one kiss.",Track2_Testing_02017.mp4 REALLY? I'M ALREADY SO LOOPY.,Track2_Testing_02018.mp4 You know what I'm going to do?,Track2_Testing_02019.mp4 "Okay, you really don't know what I'm talking about? ",Track2_Testing_02020.mp4 No!,Track2_Testing_02021.mp4 How about ice cream? Too cold.,Track2_Testing_02022.mp4 "And then I chewed some gum to get rid of my coriander breath, and I'm pretty sure some's in my hair.",Track2_Testing_02023.mp4 "Well, Lorraine seems good.",Track2_Testing_02024.mp4 Should we go bring him back? ,Track2_Testing_02025.mp4 I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS.,Track2_Testing_02026.mp4 Phil subscribes to a trampoline magazine.,Track2_Testing_02027.mp4 [AS SPOCK] Spock to Enterprise. Transport successful. ,Track2_Testing_02028.mp4 "My friends told me it was okay to see more than one person at a time, but it feels like I'm being deceitful. ",Track2_Testing_02029.mp4 I've had it with this LadyKiller son of a bitch.,Track2_Testing_02030.mp4 I'd pull everything out and put it back in a safer fashion.,Track2_Testing_02031.mp4 Did you tell them you're holding it at a Marie Callender's... ...and that every panelist gets a free slice of pie? ,Track2_Testing_02032.mp4 ...and have arranged to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler. ,Track2_Testing_02033.mp4 I'M SURE YOUR IDEAS ARE GREAT. STOP DOUBTING.,Track2_Testing_02034.mp4 Oh. No. Someone's counting on you.,Track2_Testing_02035.mp4 [rapid beeping]Great! It's stuck!,Track2_Testing_02036.mp4 Did we goto a hospital last night?,Track2_Testing_02037.mp4 Becomes “it's probably nothing.”,Track2_Testing_02038.mp4 "Oh, so now you think I'm crazy?!",Track2_Testing_02039.mp4 "OH, GOD. I'M SO SORRY. ",Track2_Testing_02040.mp4 Why are you here? ,Track2_Testing_02041.mp4 They kicked Cameron out of the group.,Track2_Testing_02042.mp4 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN AFRICA? ,Track2_Testing_02043.mp4 "No, let's just— let's just wait for them to come home.Okay, that—that's trespassing.",Track2_Testing_02044.mp4 The only blue collar in this house is the bedazzled one on your purebred French bulldog.,Track2_Testing_02045.mp4 Waffies. Wait a minute.,Track2_Testing_02046.mp4 "Honey, jumping -- it's fun. It's really fun.",Track2_Testing_02047.mp4 "Oh, God. I'm not gonna go to sleep on some filthy mattress.",Track2_Testing_02048.mp4 "Okay, if this ends in another case of you almost eating one of your animal friends, I can't.",Track2_Testing_02049.mp4 DID YOU CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR OWN TURKEY SANDWICH WITH A MOIST-MAKER? ,Track2_Testing_02050.mp4 "You know, the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche... ...believed that morality is just a fiction... ...used by the herd of inferior human beings... ...to hold back the few superior men. ",Track2_Testing_02051.mp4 That's the spirit.Downloaded this for you. It's kind of a kid's guide to chess.,Track2_Testing_02052.mp4 That's what they'll call us. ,Track2_Testing_02053.mp4 Because the gray one washes me out.,Track2_Testing_02054.mp4 "Yeah. Yeah, I do.It's hard to believe there was ever a time when we just said, “stop doing that.”The garbage disposal.Lhy. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Not— let's redirect you into a nap, huh?",Track2_Testing_02055.mp4 "SO, YOU STILL IN TOUCH WITH ANYONE FROM HIGH SCHOOL? ",Track2_Testing_02056.mp4 Lovely night.,Track2_Testing_02057.mp4 Hmm. So when i raise my arms...,Track2_Testing_02058.mp4 "How those nipples feeling, chief? ",Track2_Testing_02059.mp4 "No, just the one. ",Track2_Testing_02060.mp4 You're selling her on Craigslist?,Track2_Testing_02061.mp4 """I'm just your husband."" ""Oh, your husband?""",Track2_Testing_02062.mp4 "Yeah, he's got a really nice house --",Track2_Testing_02063.mp4 THAT WAS ALICE'S MOM. SHE SAID THAT SHE LEFT FIVE HOURS AGO. ,Track2_Testing_02064.mp4 "Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor... who I put food out for. You know, kind of like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies. ",Track2_Testing_02065.mp4 YOU HAD NO RELATIONSHIP. ,Track2_Testing_02066.mp4 "THAT'S ""HELP"" SPELLED BACKWARDS SO THAT THE HELICOPTERS CAN READ IT FROM THE AIR. ",Track2_Testing_02067.mp4 You'll give it to mein 30 years.,Track2_Testing_02068.mp4 I'm with you so far.,Track2_Testing_02069.mp4 He's talked so much about you.,Track2_Testing_02070.mp4 You got a problem with that? ,Track2_Testing_02071.mp4 Fine. I'll do it.,Track2_Testing_02072.mp4 "Oh, no. Super fishy.",Track2_Testing_02073.mp4 "YEAH, I THINK WE SAID GOOD-BYE TO THAT WHEN WE INVENTED HAMMER DARTS. ",Track2_Testing_02074.mp4 Where'd a farm boy like you learn to play mah-jongg?,Track2_Testing_02075.mp4 So do you think we should get it? ,Track2_Testing_02076.mp4 "OF COURSE, YOU GOT TO WADDLE PAST THIS GUY",Track2_Testing_02077.mp4 "Cute, maybe. People talk about my eyes.",Track2_Testing_02078.mp4 "SOME GUYS, IT'S FAST CARS AND WOMEN.",Track2_Testing_02079.mp4 Could have given it back to me. That was a choice. ,Track2_Testing_02080.mp4 "BUT YOU GOT TO BE WITH BOTH OF THEM, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_02081.mp4 I knew you'd get it.,Track2_Testing_02082.mp4 "Ooh, it's got a map at the beginning. I like it when books do that.",Track2_Testing_02083.mp4 "Oh, well, i just... i just came by to say hi. Hi.",Track2_Testing_02084.mp4 "Oh, my God. Is one of them moving? Get them out of here.",Track2_Testing_02085.mp4 THE ANNUAL NET USAGE STATISTICS ARE IN. ,Track2_Testing_02086.mp4 For a small-town [Chuckling] detective.,Track2_Testing_02087.mp4 CUP THAT LEFT WRIST.,Track2_Testing_02088.mp4 "LIKE THAT, ONLY INSTEAD OF A CHAIR IT'S A PILE OF GARBAGE. AND INSTEAD OF A JACKET, IT'S A PILE OF GARBAGE. AND INSTEAD OF THE END OF THE DAY IT'S THE END OF TIME AND GARBAGE IS ALL THAT HAS SURVIVED. ",Track2_Testing_02089.mp4 "Well, you citified me.",Track2_Testing_02090.mp4 "Did you just put a ""kick me"" sign on my back? ",Track2_Testing_02091.mp4 SURPRISE... FOR YOU. ,Track2_Testing_02092.mp4 "Yeah, no,it doesn't really work that way.",Track2_Testing_02093.mp4 "Claire, every year, people in this country spend $70 billion on their pets.",Track2_Testing_02094.mp4 SORRY. THERE'S THIS ERNIE KOVACS THING ON IN A FEW MINUTES I WANTED TO WATCH. ,Track2_Testing_02095.mp4 "You're saying that if we had a pre-existing relationship, or rather, a relationshipthat existed in a quantum state, like two entangled particles --",Track2_Testing_02096.mp4 "Now, let's talk about your birthday party. ",Track2_Testing_02097.mp4 "I don't understand how this happened to me. I'm scrupulous about my hygiene, I regularly disinfect my hands... ...and I avoid contact with other people on general principle. ",Track2_Testing_02098.mp4 "LET'S DO THIS.YES, LET'S DO THIS.",Track2_Testing_02099.mp4 "But if this whole skinny-dipping thing ever even happens, you have nothing to worry about.",Track2_Testing_02100.mp4 "That's the advantage of hiring somebody with a few miles on her -- by 6:00 a.m., she will have had two soft-boiled eggs",Track2_Testing_02101.mp4 "Well done, Counselor.",Track2_Testing_02102.mp4 Are you about to get spayed like a common schnauzer?,Track2_Testing_02103.mp4 I know and I'm sorry. ,Track2_Testing_02104.mp4 It's an amazing idea. Okay.,Track2_Testing_02105.mp4 So this wasn't the awkward part? ,Track2_Testing_02106.mp4 "Listen, I can tolerate shutting down the blinds, even Rod Bushmill, but not showing up for ClosetCon, you're asking not to be taken seriously.",Track2_Testing_02107.mp4 "Phil, this house is everything I have wanted.",Track2_Testing_02108.mp4 You should probably be sitting for this.,Track2_Testing_02109.mp4 WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ,Track2_Testing_02110.mp4 I'm just saying that you're feeling upset about something with Howard... ...and I'm upset about something with Leonard. ,Track2_Testing_02111.mp4 THAT GUY STOOD ON YOUR NECK UNTIL YOU PASSED OUT. ,Track2_Testing_02112.mp4 YOU... CHUCKLES. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ,Track2_Testing_02113.mp4 I'm gonna miss her.,Track2_Testing_02114.mp4 Uh...,Track2_Testing_02115.mp4 I never realized you ever had sex with a girl.,Track2_Testing_02116.mp4 "HEY, YOU WANT SOME TEA?",Track2_Testing_02117.mp4 "You know, when you talk like that I want to take you right here on this table. ",Track2_Testing_02118.mp4 "They're whimsical, because ducks have neither a need for... ...nor the ability to use umbrellas. ",Track2_Testing_02119.mp4 "If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield. ",Track2_Testing_02120.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, I'LL TRY NOT TO. ",Track2_Testing_02121.mp4 I just want you to be happy.,Track2_Testing_02122.mp4 WEIRD WORLD. YOUR KIDS? ,Track2_Testing_02123.mp4 "Oh, I wish it were that simple. You see, I don't spend much time here, and so I've never chosen a place to sit. ",Track2_Testing_02124.mp4 Had a feeling you'd be reluctant... ...which is why I'm going to dip into my bag of tricks. ,Track2_Testing_02125.mp4 "UH, IT WAS OKAY. IT WAS FUN. YEAH? IT WAS FUN? MMM. ",Track2_Testing_02126.mp4 I DID NOT! ,Track2_Testing_02127.mp4 "Okay, stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza. ",Track2_Testing_02128.mp4 THAT AUDITION? ,Track2_Testing_02129.mp4 UM...MAYBE YOU TRY AND FIX IT.,Track2_Testing_02130.mp4 I didn't love it at first.,Track2_Testing_02131.mp4 "RELAX. TAKE IT EASY, BUDDY. ",Track2_Testing_02132.mp4 "I KNOW, BUT I WAS HOME AND STILL FEELING SAD",Track2_Testing_02133.mp4 "NO, CHANDLER. LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT, OKAY? LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TIGHT SINCE JANINE MOVED OUT-- GOD, WAS SHE HOT. WHOA-HO. I KNOW. ",Track2_Testing_02134.mp4 Phil's problem is follow-through.,Track2_Testing_02135.mp4 "YOU BROKE UP WITH DYLAN, HUH?",Track2_Testing_02136.mp4 I'm glad you think so.,Track2_Testing_02137.mp4 Does -- Does that make us bad parents?,Track2_Testing_02138.mp4 "Oh, how do you drink it? ",Track2_Testing_02139.mp4 "Yes. But he thought that cam's version was a little too “artsy,”so we've decided to take a few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out.",Track2_Testing_02140.mp4 "Six weeks later, in Carson City, Nevada, it happened.",Track2_Testing_02141.mp4 YOU SURE DO.,Track2_Testing_02142.mp4 "Well, maybe it wasn't Bob. Maybe it was a mouse. ",Track2_Testing_02143.mp4 When? Today? Some. Not a lot. ,Track2_Testing_02144.mp4 Now let's get this party started.,Track2_Testing_02145.mp4 "Oh yeah, did he pull the old... ",Track2_Testing_02146.mp4 "Oh, and did I mention the picture of Ava's grandmother water skiing in a bikini that was directly in my eyeline?",Track2_Testing_02147.mp4 "I know that you're the poet in the family, but I wrote you a little something.",Track2_Testing_02148.mp4 I'm still on the set. ,Track2_Testing_02149.mp4 "Well, as long as we are clear about that. ",Track2_Testing_02150.mp4 "- Yeah, I really cherish these moments... - Mm. ...because, uh, before you know it, they're gonna be awake again. ",Track2_Testing_02151.mp4 "If you don't know how to make lasagna, Google does. ",Track2_Testing_02152.mp4 "I can't get married without something old, something new... ",Track2_Testing_02153.mp4 He just can't say no to anybody who needs help.And why do you have to always add the word “gay” where it doesn't belong?,Track2_Testing_02154.mp4 "-Ha! Play ball. -Seems like a thing no one was saying, and now everyone is.",Track2_Testing_02155.mp4 You said you didn't want to.,Track2_Testing_02156.mp4 A terrible thing happened today at Manny's one-man show -- he got me a ticket.,Track2_Testing_02157.mp4 I just want to say I'm not proud of it.,Track2_Testing_02158.mp4 "AND, UH, MOVE THE BOAT.",Track2_Testing_02159.mp4 "well, when lheard Manny wanted to fence, / was, like,“sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?”",Track2_Testing_02160.mp4 WE'LL HAVE... WE'LL HAVE TWO BABIES. TWO BABIES? ,Track2_Testing_02161.mp4 "Sheldon, take it easy. ",Track2_Testing_02162.mp4 Stop hogging my best friend!,Track2_Testing_02163.mp4 "You know, they're not so bad when you get past the -- the hipster beards and the sweaty handshakes.",Track2_Testing_02164.mp4 [laughs] Hey! Ahh!,Track2_Testing_02165.mp4 "TAKING MONEY FROM YOU, ALL RIGHT? I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. NOW, WHAT'S NEXT? COME ON. ",Track2_Testing_02166.mp4 Where do you think this is going? ,Track2_Testing_02167.mp4 I also know your voice gets higher when you're lying. ,Track2_Testing_02168.mp4 YOU MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.,Track2_Testing_02169.mp4 "Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, which it isn't... ...how do you know this? Did she say it? ",Track2_Testing_02170.mp4 "So, you don't have the cameras? ",Track2_Testing_02171.mp4 ANKLE WEIGHTS.,Track2_Testing_02172.mp4 "Saturday, 9 a.m. Bring cash. ",Track2_Testing_02173.mp4 "I mean, I thought Fizbo was all about joy.",Track2_Testing_02174.mp4 ME? NO.,Track2_Testing_02175.mp4 "...if you had sex with that guy, I mean, there's nothing I can do here... ...that will make any kind of impact. ",Track2_Testing_02176.mp4 Really? You don't think they're on to something?,Track2_Testing_02177.mp4 THAT'LL WORK. ,Track2_Testing_02178.mp4 "I mean, where are we gonna live?",Track2_Testing_02179.mp4 I know. Are we so broken that we can't even be honest?,Track2_Testing_02180.mp4 "FOR OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT BE MY FAULT. OH, HONEY.",Track2_Testing_02181.mp4 And you're qualified to do that because...?,Track2_Testing_02182.mp4 Hello?,Track2_Testing_02183.mp4 Not really. (chuckles) ,Track2_Testing_02184.mp4 "I had to get out of there, or I was gonna make Haley a single mom.",Track2_Testing_02185.mp4 Isn't that why we took a ride in the death cab? ,Track2_Testing_02186.mp4 Fun! Maybe we'll meet you.,Track2_Testing_02187.mp4 "Very well. Reinitiating calibration sequence. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. ",Track2_Testing_02188.mp4 "Almost as silly as Dr. Baker having a telephone, since telephones only existed in large cities at that time. This is more like Little House on the Preposterous. ",Track2_Testing_02189.mp4 FROM A LONG ILLNESS ,Track2_Testing_02190.mp4 So I borrowed Creepy Craig's.,Track2_Testing_02191.mp4 COME ON. I'M A LITTLE ANXIOUS ABOUT MY GIFT FOR HER.,Track2_Testing_02192.mp4 I had to yell at somebody at work.,Track2_Testing_02193.mp4 "So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three. ",Track2_Testing_02194.mp4 I only drank like that last night...,Track2_Testing_02195.mp4 "WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! WAIT! GOD! WHY AM I ALWAYS PREGNANT WHEN SHE DOES THAT?! ",Track2_Testing_02196.mp4 What are they doing out here? Coast is all the way over there. ,Track2_Testing_02197.mp4 "Well, and you never answered me. So who owes whom an apology now? ",Track2_Testing_02198.mp4 What? I was wondering what we were gonna do for the next 30 years of our lives without the kids in the house.,Track2_Testing_02199.mp4 What was your first clue? ,Track2_Testing_02200.mp4 (voice breaking) It was a lot to handle.,Track2_Testing_02201.mp4 We need something old. ,Track2_Testing_02202.mp4 We open on a blank sheet of paper.,Track2_Testing_02203.mp4 Can I tell you how happy that makes me? ,Track2_Testing_02204.mp4 Shh.,Track2_Testing_02205.mp4 of our physical relationship with Penny. ,Track2_Testing_02206.mp4 Getting married. ,Track2_Testing_02207.mp4 "WELL, LISTEN, I, UH, STILL HAVE ONE MORE PERSON TO, UH, MEET BUT UNLESS IT TURNS OUT TO BE YOUR SISTER... ",Track2_Testing_02208.mp4 "I'm fine, fine. Don't let that little smart-ass bother ya, all right?",Track2_Testing_02209.mp4 Just push it back in and make that popping sound,Track2_Testing_02210.mp4 I love the way you don't give a damn.,Track2_Testing_02211.mp4 -Howard. -Do you realize what a big deal this is? What an honor it is to be chosen to go into space? ,Track2_Testing_02212.mp4 [ Sighs ] Look.,Track2_Testing_02213.mp4 You're the one who told me to play with it. ,Track2_Testing_02214.mp4 "Okay. Okay, I'll talk to him. ",Track2_Testing_02215.mp4 So I guess there's nothing for us to do but wait to be captured or killed. ,Track2_Testing_02216.mp4 On a football field somewhere.,Track2_Testing_02217.mp4 "Uh, Betty Rizzo.",Track2_Testing_02218.mp4 Imagine hundreds of these across the country.,Track2_Testing_02219.mp4 Your ex-boyfriend? ,Track2_Testing_02220.mp4 [ Laughs ] Ay!,Track2_Testing_02221.mp4 "Now she's reaching under the poncho.Like she's gonna shoot reinaldo.He's the main character, right?",Track2_Testing_02222.mp4 I hadn't thought about it like that.,Track2_Testing_02223.mp4 Never have I ever pushed all the buttons in an elevator. ,Track2_Testing_02224.mp4 HE CAN DO LIKE SIX OPERATIONS A DAY.,Track2_Testing_02225.mp4 I have to go meet her.,Track2_Testing_02226.mp4 "HEY, COME HERE.",Track2_Testing_02227.mp4 AS THE FIRST DAY I MET HER.,Track2_Testing_02228.mp4 "I'm trying to teach you to be organized. Your mind is scattered, Gloria.",Track2_Testing_02229.mp4 No. I have a date with Ben.,Track2_Testing_02230.mp4 But as soon as I get this listing— ding! Let's just stop.,Track2_Testing_02231.mp4 "Thanks, mom. Go on. Have a great time.Oh, Alex, honey? When you're out shopping,you might wanna pick yourself up a training bra.I know you don't need one now, but your little boobies are gonna come in soon.Mommy loves you, kitten!",Track2_Testing_02232.mp4 "SHE DOESN'T KNOW. SAYS SHE LOVES US BOTH. YOU KNOW, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I WAS IN LOVE. I WAS HAPPY. YOU KNOW, IT SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BUYING THAT 12-PACK OF CONDOMS. AND NOW, I CAN'T EVEN RETURN THEM BECAUSE SHE CHOKED ON THE RECEIPT. ",Track2_Testing_02233.mp4 I am making molecular cocktails. This sphere is actually a cosmopolitan. Heh. ,Track2_Testing_02234.mp4 How could I forget? You knocked down my mailbox with your k-car.,Track2_Testing_02235.mp4 "Othennise, I won't be successful and keep the weight off.",Track2_Testing_02236.mp4 DO YOU KNOW HOW HURTFUL THAT IS? [ CRIES ],Track2_Testing_02237.mp4 "Sorry, Gloria. I gotta go.",Track2_Testing_02238.mp4 We stand up to them.,Track2_Testing_02239.mp4 JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DAN SIGNER. WHO?,Track2_Testing_02240.mp4 "Hold on. I just sawa matchbook from there, and --",Track2_Testing_02241.mp4 "NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track2_Testing_02242.mp4 "OH, I MEAN, WE WERE REALLY DRUNK. I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. ",Track2_Testing_02243.mp4 "I get that. Hey, you want to just bring a few people in here? You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet. It'll be like the weirdest Comic-Con ever. ",Track2_Testing_02244.mp4 So can I ask you a question? ,Track2_Testing_02245.mp4 "I'm sorry, it's just I never think of you having feelings like that. ",Track2_Testing_02246.mp4 Maybe this is too weird. ,Track2_Testing_02247.mp4 "Um, so for whatever it's worth,I called the adoption attorney— Adoption, yay...And on Monday they're gonna start the process...Of changing Lily's last name to Tucker-pritchett.",Track2_Testing_02248.mp4 You can't cook and you made me this. ,Track2_Testing_02249.mp4 "OH, IT'S A DUCK CALL TO MAKE THE DUCKLINGS FEEL SAFE.",Track2_Testing_02250.mp4 I got it. I got it. ,Track2_Testing_02251.mp4 The cameras. Remember last night I asked you to take them. ,Track2_Testing_02252.mp4 "For the record, that kid was a terrible choice. If you cry when you drop your churro, you do not have what it takes to rule England. ",Track2_Testing_02253.mp4 You earned it.,Track2_Testing_02254.mp4 ARE THEY IN LOVE? ,Track2_Testing_02255.mp4 There you go.,Track2_Testing_02256.mp4 "Yeah, she really nailed that one.",Track2_Testing_02257.mp4 BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.,Track2_Testing_02258.mp4 Cop eyes.,Track2_Testing_02259.mp4 You're just giving me Ruth ,Track2_Testing_02260.mp4 "This is really nice for you, but... Oh, please. I put this on and, ugh, I just look like... ",Track2_Testing_02261.mp4 I-I have to go talk to her. Will you let me just get changed? ,Track2_Testing_02262.mp4 "You remember before, when I told you I was wanting to know the...",Track2_Testing_02263.mp4 I'M JUST NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS.,Track2_Testing_02264.mp4 I was talking about the kids.,Track2_Testing_02265.mp4 I have one question. Is this a prank where we land in Houston and you've made up wanted posters that have my face with a mustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America? ,Track2_Testing_02266.mp4 MAYBE. WE'LL HAVE TO LISTEN AND SEE. ,Track2_Testing_02267.mp4 He was worried maybe you'd start sleeping out there.,Track2_Testing_02268.mp4 IT W-- IT WAS TERRIBLE!YES.,Track2_Testing_02269.mp4 Whoa. I'm a little cold. Are you a little cold?,Track2_Testing_02270.mp4 I feel really...,Track2_Testing_02271.mp4 "Okay, that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing. What else would you love, other than being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head? ",Track2_Testing_02272.mp4 "Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community. ",Track2_Testing_02273.mp4 "- What? - That's right! Sex is off the table! I am never having sex with you again! Dr. Green, are you feeling better? ",Track2_Testing_02274.mp4 "YEAH, WELL, THAT'S HOW MAD I AM. ",Track2_Testing_02275.mp4 "But, Daddy, I miss my family so much... ...and with you and Mommy getting a divorce... ...I feel sad and empty. Buying a little toy every now and then helps me fill that void. So while I can't hug you every day, flying that helicopter-- ",Track2_Testing_02276.mp4 "Uh, could i just, uh, quickly point out our luxury bath service, sir?",Track2_Testing_02277.mp4 You son of a bitch.,Track2_Testing_02278.mp4 "NO, WE KIND OF BROKE UP INSTEAD. ",Track2_Testing_02279.mp4 "SO, UM... DID HE EVER TALK ABOUT ME-- PHOEBE? ",Track2_Testing_02280.mp4 YES. YEAH.,Track2_Testing_02281.mp4 There's no tunnels!,Track2_Testing_02282.mp4 YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH THAT. ,Track2_Testing_02283.mp4 Don't worry. They'll never know.,Track2_Testing_02284.mp4 "I'm a Tribbiani, and Tribbianis quit. ",Track2_Testing_02285.mp4 You guys do such good work down here. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_02286.mp4 Sure.,Track2_Testing_02287.mp4 "Well, not only did we go to Skywalker Ranch, we got in. And no one we know can say that. And for all the times you find me irritating... ...today you got to watch someone shoot me with a Taser. ",Track2_Testing_02288.mp4 Oh. Somebody went to college. ,Track2_Testing_02289.mp4 I wish you weren't wearing flip-flops. Dangerous to drive in flip-flops. ,Track2_Testing_02290.mp4 Gloria... What's the problem?,Track2_Testing_02291.mp4 WHOA!,Track2_Testing_02292.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_02293.mp4 I -- I had a SweeTART addiction when I was a kid and I permanently damaged my collagen.,Track2_Testing_02294.mp4 "You're law enforcement, too.",Track2_Testing_02295.mp4 "Oh, yep.",Track2_Testing_02296.mp4 Your talent...,Track2_Testing_02297.mp4 "ROSS, IT... IT JUST SEEMS THAT, YOU KNOW IT'S TIME WE MOVE ON. I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK? ",Track2_Testing_02298.mp4 "Okay, look. Let me get you a tissue, all right?",Track2_Testing_02299.mp4 "Wait a minute. That lady from my mom's letter lives here, doesn't she?",Track2_Testing_02300.mp4 A little less distance.,Track2_Testing_02301.mp4 I twisted my ankle. Sit down right here.,Track2_Testing_02302.mp4 I just said pay attention.,Track2_Testing_02303.mp4 "Uh, you mean, dinner tonight? ",Track2_Testing_02304.mp4 I'll call her and tell her the date's canceled and find him somebody else. ,Track2_Testing_02305.mp4 "OH, YEAH, REALLY. IS IT, ROSS? YEAH, OKAY. WELL, LET ME JUST MAKE THIS A LITTLE EASIER FOR YOU. ",Track2_Testing_02306.mp4 "Being trapped in one room has forced us to actually talk to one another, and I have found out some incredible things about our kids.",Track2_Testing_02307.mp4 What is going on with her?,Track2_Testing_02308.mp4 I know that.,Track2_Testing_02309.mp4 I just feel like we're not doing ourjob as babysitters.,Track2_Testing_02310.mp4 AND YOU BROUGHT BACK A GEM.,Track2_Testing_02311.mp4 "I kind of remember him calling about it, but I would've put it in my phone -- oh, there it is. Of course.",Track2_Testing_02312.mp4 And we have that concert tonight.,Track2_Testing_02313.mp4 What is 43? Besides my mom's neck size. ,Track2_Testing_02314.mp4 "Well, when I made a move on my first crush, it went way worse.",Track2_Testing_02315.mp4 The trick to pancakes is bacon grease. I cook everything in it. ,Track2_Testing_02316.mp4 "When I saw that you were in ours, I went and used another one. ",Track2_Testing_02317.mp4 "All right. Well, we'll just, uh, see you when you get here. Bye. Oh, that was my mom. She's stuck in terrible traffic. ",Track2_Testing_02318.mp4 "Yeah, sounds like a drag. ",Track2_Testing_02319.mp4 "OKAY, HONEY, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO GO WITH ME. ",Track2_Testing_02320.mp4 "You're only proving my point, little lady. ",Track2_Testing_02321.mp4 "This is an audio question. ""What do you do when the baby makes this sound?"" ",Track2_Testing_02322.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_02323.mp4 Poison. Poison. Poison.,Track2_Testing_02324.mp4 "I know, isn't she? ",Track2_Testing_02325.mp4 "Why, because we've built a life together for the last 10 years?",Track2_Testing_02326.mp4 "It's like at a certain age, “it's probably nothing”...",Track2_Testing_02327.mp4 "In fact, why don't we go in the bedroom and I'll prove it to you? ",Track2_Testing_02328.mp4 We do bits.,Track2_Testing_02329.mp4 "Um, did you want to look in another neighborhood or stay right here in Hell?!",Track2_Testing_02330.mp4 "AH, WE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF. YEAH.",Track2_Testing_02331.mp4 My dad's gonna be here any minute. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_02332.mp4 I made a big deal out of coming back here to work.,Track2_Testing_02333.mp4 "Listen, Manny, if I was your dad,",Track2_Testing_02334.mp4 "Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike? ",Track2_Testing_02335.mp4 "Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. And, they're off. ",Track2_Testing_02336.mp4 Hey. You're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant? ,Track2_Testing_02337.mp4 Simone wants me more than ever.,Track2_Testing_02338.mp4 I did it!,Track2_Testing_02339.mp4 To pay the dwarf who will lower the drawbridge if we answer his riddles three?,Track2_Testing_02340.mp4 "AND BIRTHDAYS AND WEEKENDS, IT'S THEIR LOSS.",Track2_Testing_02341.mp4 I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. ,Track2_Testing_02342.mp4 "Okay, look, I'm gonna havea lot of bread while we're here.",Track2_Testing_02343.mp4 FORGOT MY PAPER. ,Track2_Testing_02344.mp4 "Oh, / know mackenzie— cute, popular.I am MacKenzie. I invented MacKenzie.And the way she's making my sister run around...It's kinda funny, but I can't have it.It's bad for the family.",Track2_Testing_02345.mp4 MS. PLANK GAVE HER HOMEWORK ON THE WEEKEND?,Track2_Testing_02346.mp4 "WHILE YOU WERE SNEAKING YOUR THIRD HOT DOG,",Track2_Testing_02347.mp4 - You know what? Let's not talk. - What? ,Track2_Testing_02348.mp4 "America was built with nails, son.",Track2_Testing_02349.mp4 You're the one that's just embarrassed by everything.,Track2_Testing_02350.mp4 "This is not California, land of the heathen. ",Track2_Testing_02351.mp4 ...in a cute top or a fun skirt? ,Track2_Testing_02352.mp4 [ Crying ] Yes.,Track2_Testing_02353.mp4 I want us to be partners. Equals. Adults in a mature relationship. ,Track2_Testing_02354.mp4 "No, no, no. It's your birthday. As long as no one jumps out in a hockey mask, I'll be fine. ",Track2_Testing_02355.mp4 "Oh, okay. I can write it down.",Track2_Testing_02356.mp4 Fine. I'm trying to send a message to a girl on Facebook.,Track2_Testing_02357.mp4 "Apparently, he's quite the player.",Track2_Testing_02358.mp4 Cause Mom asked me and not you.,Track2_Testing_02359.mp4 Being scared means you care.,Track2_Testing_02360.mp4 WILL YOU BE MY MAID OF HONOR? ,Track2_Testing_02361.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_02362.mp4 "THEN, TODAY, IT'S EVERYTHING I CAN DO, YOU CAN DO BETTER.",Track2_Testing_02363.mp4 [ Gasps ] It's gonna be great. You know what?,Track2_Testing_02364.mp4 It's not nuts. It's actually quite painful.,Track2_Testing_02365.mp4 "Oh, wait, honey.",Track2_Testing_02366.mp4 WE'RE REMAKING MY OLD COMMERCIAL.,Track2_Testing_02367.mp4 Nice of you to come for Howard. ,Track2_Testing_02368.mp4 Even the girls. ,Track2_Testing_02369.mp4 Now I may never see her again.,Track2_Testing_02370.mp4 We go home.,Track2_Testing_02371.mp4 Wine is flammable?!,Track2_Testing_02372.mp4 "Hmm. A strong, independent woman.Sounds like somebody else I know.",Track2_Testing_02373.mp4 How could I let this happen?,Track2_Testing_02374.mp4 "You know, maybe it won't be that bad. ",Track2_Testing_02375.mp4 "Yeah? Well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. ",Track2_Testing_02376.mp4 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. OKAY.,Track2_Testing_02377.mp4 Got it! I got it. I got it.You have it! Yes! That's us! Okay.,Track2_Testing_02378.mp4 WHY AREN'T YOU AT HOME IN BED? ,Track2_Testing_02379.mp4 Are you kidding? It was the greatest experience of my life. ,Track2_Testing_02380.mp4 "DO YOU, UH... DO YOU TALK ABOUT ME? ",Track2_Testing_02381.mp4 What do you mean?,Track2_Testing_02382.mp4 I'm throwing the suit in the river!,Track2_Testing_02383.mp4 "When you were over at the house, I peeked at the jacket.",Track2_Testing_02384.mp4 I need your take on it.,Track2_Testing_02385.mp4 "Why? What, are you jealous? ",Track2_Testing_02386.mp4 You son of a gun. How the hell are you?,Track2_Testing_02387.mp4 I think someone's feeling neglected.,Track2_Testing_02388.mp4 "It's just a ceremonial position where you have to sit behind Principal Brown, politely clapping while hegets to set the course of history.",Track2_Testing_02389.mp4 We're gonna grab Ikea by the meatballs.,Track2_Testing_02390.mp4 A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve... something sucking on my nipples until they are raw. ,Track2_Testing_02391.mp4 This is James Bond's tux? ,Track2_Testing_02392.mp4 NOPE. I'M GOING TO THE BIG APPLE CIRCUS TODAY. ,Track2_Testing_02393.mp4 And the the answer to your question is very simple --,Track2_Testing_02394.mp4 Should it bother me that you're this jealous of an old crush?,Track2_Testing_02395.mp4 [ Clears throat ],Track2_Testing_02396.mp4 - Can you break a 50? - Get out.,Track2_Testing_02397.mp4 Kid loves that cape.,Track2_Testing_02398.mp4 "OKAY, HERE WE GO. ",Track2_Testing_02399.mp4 [ Laughing ] Oh! So gruff. Love it.,Track2_Testing_02400.mp4 "Okay, since you're not leaving, you can set up down there.",Track2_Testing_02401.mp4 But I'm given to understand that when you have something awkward to discuss... ,Track2_Testing_02402.mp4 I want everything that you've just said. I want a marriage. ,Track2_Testing_02403.mp4 Another waitress? ,Track2_Testing_02404.mp4 "Together: Aww! Okay, do you mind?",Track2_Testing_02405.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_02406.mp4 NO MORE.,Track2_Testing_02407.mp4 I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I am. Is Bernadette meeting us at the restaurant? ,Track2_Testing_02408.mp4 She went over to the kitchen cabinet and pulled out a bottle.,Track2_Testing_02409.mp4 "Not only did they eat together, Leonard said he made her laugh. ",Track2_Testing_02410.mp4 Nothing.,Track2_Testing_02411.mp4 DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? ,Track2_Testing_02412.mp4 Is this that thing you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment? ,Track2_Testing_02413.mp4 "Okay, let me stop you right there. We absolutely know our invention will not be used to destroy the world. ",Track2_Testing_02414.mp4 We kind of started this whole thing off in the middle.,Track2_Testing_02415.mp4 Try a little parmesan with that?,Track2_Testing_02416.mp4 Cool. So we'll keep it at one?,Track2_Testing_02417.mp4 "ANDY, WH-- UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?",Track2_Testing_02418.mp4 I decorated Dad's office. ,Track2_Testing_02419.mp4 "Oh, my God, you cleaned. Look at these floors. You did the windows! I have been begging you for months and you did... you cleaned. And nagging works. ",Track2_Testing_02420.mp4 "Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser... ...for my x-ray-diffraction experiment. ",Track2_Testing_02421.mp4 "SIT RIGHT THERE. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.",Track2_Testing_02422.mp4 "Ooh, Monica. ",Track2_Testing_02423.mp4 "Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey... ...but we both know it exists in contradistinction... ...to the higher-level distal cause. ",Track2_Testing_02424.mp4 "Do you remember a hit song called ""Happy?""",Track2_Testing_02425.mp4 No more walking for my man. Walking's for jerks.,Track2_Testing_02426.mp4 I NEVER WANTED THAT JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE!,Track2_Testing_02427.mp4 "WE'LL FIRE UP SOME STEAKS, WE'LL POUR A LITTLE WINE,",Track2_Testing_02428.mp4 That's the problem with this country. Nobody cares where they come from.,Track2_Testing_02429.mp4 "And you know what the best part is? We took our time. We met. We were friends for a couple years. Then we got together. Then we got untogether. Then we worked out all our problems, and now we know everything about each other. We can just go forward with no surprises and no regrets. Right. No surprises. And no regrets. ",Track2_Testing_02430.mp4 "You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they? Anyway, now we're committed to completing this project in a ridiculously short time frame, and everyone's upset with me. ",Track2_Testing_02431.mp4 I -- our food -- Stop that. That's gross!,Track2_Testing_02432.mp4 "At least he left the ""wreaf.""",Track2_Testing_02433.mp4 It's beautiful!,Track2_Testing_02434.mp4 "Were you there? Okay, t-the point is, we should be making these decisions together.",Track2_Testing_02435.mp4 Good night. ,Track2_Testing_02436.mp4 "-What? -She claimed to be alone when there was obviously someone else in her apartment. I have no choice but to assume the worst, given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage and her famously ravenous nether regions. ",Track2_Testing_02437.mp4 WHAT DOES AN IRISH MOUNTAIN SMELL LIKE?,Track2_Testing_02438.mp4 Do you remember when summer meant fireflies and cutoff shorts and ice-cream trucks?,Track2_Testing_02439.mp4 VERY GOOD. ,Track2_Testing_02440.mp4 "Sure. Me, too.",Track2_Testing_02441.mp4 Up to his original offer? How?,Track2_Testing_02442.mp4 AMY: Ugh. What is that? ,Track2_Testing_02443.mp4 Yes. I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days of Our Lives. ,Track2_Testing_02444.mp4 "Perfect, that gives you two hours and 15 minutes... ...for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate. ",Track2_Testing_02445.mp4 The most beautiful and shockingly expensive of all the flowers. ,Track2_Testing_02446.mp4 It's way better for the environment than a real one.,Track2_Testing_02447.mp4 I KNOW. I HATE THAT. ,Track2_Testing_02448.mp4 "Look, you can't quit after three houses. That's not perseverance.",Track2_Testing_02449.mp4 We're all gonna end up in the same place.,Track2_Testing_02450.mp4 "Dad, please.",Track2_Testing_02451.mp4 "Wow, you've done a lot.",Track2_Testing_02452.mp4 "You went to the bathroom? Why don't you just give her the company?! Oh, God.",Track2_Testing_02453.mp4 I got to be at a Dodger game in an hour.,Track2_Testing_02454.mp4 WE HAVE TO GET AHEAD OF THE PAIN.,Track2_Testing_02455.mp4 "He goes around and he hugs— no, I get it.",Track2_Testing_02456.mp4 I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE.,Track2_Testing_02457.mp4 "Is that all you have? Shopworn tidbits like, ""Talk to her"" and ""Let it go""? Gee, Penny, life's given me lemons, what should I do? ",Track2_Testing_02458.mp4 What do you think?,Track2_Testing_02459.mp4 "I mean, every time we hang out with our friends, they leave and you spend the rest of the night complaining about how every single one of them annoys you.",Track2_Testing_02460.mp4 "Of course, you did. Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there. ",Track2_Testing_02461.mp4 "OKAY. HEY, TOMMY. ",Track2_Testing_02462.mp4 The gang wants to get back together and party tonight.[ Groans ],Track2_Testing_02463.mp4 More than one? Please.,Track2_Testing_02464.mp4 That is a pencil sharpener. ,Track2_Testing_02465.mp4 I think you broke the dowels. You won't have time to glue it. You'll have to nail it. ,Track2_Testing_02466.mp4 I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself... and no one's even looked up from their desk. ,Track2_Testing_02467.mp4 BUT ONLY... IF YOU TELL ME THAT CHANDLER'S WILLING TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I AM. ,Track2_Testing_02468.mp4 "All right, all right we'll just do our best, okay? ",Track2_Testing_02469.mp4 "Well, at least she's not a bimbo.",Track2_Testing_02470.mp4 "Yeah, got to get her hooked on TV, or someday, she'll want me to play outside. Boy, that floor is so squeaky. I'm surprised I didn't wake her up walking out of the room. ",Track2_Testing_02471.mp4 Nobody had secrets from anybody.,Track2_Testing_02472.mp4 "Are we being selfish here, cam?",Track2_Testing_02473.mp4 Sh-Shaq-a-hack? Am I right? Not even close.,Track2_Testing_02474.mp4 WHERE YOU GOING? ,Track2_Testing_02475.mp4 My Bo? No --,Track2_Testing_02476.mp4 WHETHER YOU HIKE ALONE.,Track2_Testing_02477.mp4 "NO, NO. IT'S ABOUT YOU. ",Track2_Testing_02478.mp4 I should call her and apologize. ,Track2_Testing_02479.mp4 "Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question. ",Track2_Testing_02480.mp4 "I know there's good in you, Gloria!",Track2_Testing_02481.mp4 "Ooh, sorry, I already did it. ",Track2_Testing_02482.mp4 Morning! I'm still sleeping.,Track2_Testing_02483.mp4 "Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about. ",Track2_Testing_02484.mp4 "Tell me about it, huh? ""Unlimited nights and weekends!"" ",Track2_Testing_02485.mp4 "Really? I don't know how much you know about primate behavior... ...but Sheldon's assistant was clearly courting Leonard. Were she a mandrill, she would've bent over... ...and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat. By the way, you try that at the junior prom, you get kicked out. ",Track2_Testing_02486.mp4 Alex's allergies.,Track2_Testing_02487.mp4 "Okay, cam. You take the fall for me, and I will go with you to Missouri.",Track2_Testing_02488.mp4 AND YOU HATE FISH. THAT'S SO SWEET. ,Track2_Testing_02489.mp4 "SO, THEY'RE ORPHANS?",Track2_Testing_02490.mp4 "Richard used to do it, didn't he? ",Track2_Testing_02491.mp4 "OH, IT'S ALREADY CLOSED. CHRIS GAVE ME THE KEYS TO LOCK UP. WHAT IS WRONG? ",Track2_Testing_02492.mp4 TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR A WHILE NOW AND I REALLY... I JUST HAVE TO GET IT OUT. ,Track2_Testing_02493.mp4 "NO. YOU... YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE IT... HOW? ",Track2_Testing_02494.mp4 "I MEAN, WE TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.",Track2_Testing_02495.mp4 "Luckily, there are these instincts that kick in, especially when your kid's in trouble.",Track2_Testing_02496.mp4 "Oh, no. How could such a terrible mistake have occurred?",Track2_Testing_02497.mp4 "LOOK, YOU WANT TO GET BACK AT ROSS I AM HERE FOR YOU. ",Track2_Testing_02498.mp4 PLUS YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER,Track2_Testing_02499.mp4 "All right, well, have fun. ",Track2_Testing_02500.mp4 I'm just so stressed out.,Track2_Testing_02501.mp4 You do realize I stand on the other side of the door... ...waiting for you to finish knocking three times. ,Track2_Testing_02502.mp4 "BUT I DON'T. ME, PHOEBE. ",Track2_Testing_02503.mp4 One hour. ,Track2_Testing_02504.mp4 With pleasure! ,Track2_Testing_02505.mp4 WHAT ABOUT THE DUCK? ,Track2_Testing_02506.mp4 THIS ONE DEFINITELY GOES IN THE DISPLAY. ,Track2_Testing_02507.mp4 Rather than getting you a gift off your registry like a normal person.,Track2_Testing_02508.mp4 Can I just stop you there for a second? When people do this: I don't really know what that means. You were saying? ,Track2_Testing_02509.mp4 YES! HAVE YOU SEEN IT? ,Track2_Testing_02510.mp4 "I'm sorry, but I've never had a school to myself.",Track2_Testing_02511.mp4 "Okay, fine. But I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.",Track2_Testing_02512.mp4 "Uh.... Yeah. Sure, I guess. ",Track2_Testing_02513.mp4 "You know, you scared me earlier with what your dad said.",Track2_Testing_02514.mp4 "Talks about girls all day long.We have more security on these computers than the Pentagon.What do you think he's doin' up there, alone?",Track2_Testing_02515.mp4 So then I'm straight.,Track2_Testing_02516.mp4 "For 20 years, I've regretted that moment, and today, I get the chance to make it right.",Track2_Testing_02517.mp4 "And the answer was Zack, correct? ",Track2_Testing_02518.mp4 Listen. Let me stop you.,Track2_Testing_02519.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_02520.mp4 "Chandler, what are you talking about? ",Track2_Testing_02521.mp4 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SPENDING A ROMANTIC WEEKEND TOGETHER. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? ,Track2_Testing_02522.mp4 And since the neighbors can't take a hint.,Track2_Testing_02523.mp4 "That woman didn't know what she was talking about, Mike. Obviously, you have balls. ",Track2_Testing_02524.mp4 He's got to go for the head cheerleader.,Track2_Testing_02525.mp4 Don't panic. I saw one here earlier.,Track2_Testing_02526.mp4 Is because you've been seeming a little... unfulfilled.,Track2_Testing_02527.mp4 TOTALLY. I LOVED THEM AND MAYBE YOU COULD FINISH TELLING ME ABOUT ALL THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF SAND. ,Track2_Testing_02528.mp4 "And beautiful. Thanks, honey.",Track2_Testing_02529.mp4 "I like the flower smell. Which is okay, because I've got my boat. ",Track2_Testing_02530.mp4 THE CRACKERJACK BLINDS GUY.,Track2_Testing_02531.mp4 "OH, NO. WHERE TO? ",Track2_Testing_02532.mp4 "YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_02533.mp4 I became tempted by your charms.,Track2_Testing_02534.mp4 "NO, I CAN'T. I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO YOU AND I ALSO KNOW THAT THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN JUST JEWELRY. ",Track2_Testing_02535.mp4 WHAT ABOUT ME? ,Track2_Testing_02536.mp4 [ SIGHS ] I DO THIS ALL THE TIME.,Track2_Testing_02537.mp4 Perhaps two. I'd like to master the craft. ,Track2_Testing_02538.mp4 Will be performing a medley of civil war drinking songs.,Track2_Testing_02539.mp4 "That girl's locket. You took it, didn't you?Didn't you?",Track2_Testing_02540.mp4 "LISTEN, I THINK YOU GOT IT. ",Track2_Testing_02541.mp4 "Yeah. I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.What are you doing this weekend? That'd be fun, huh?",Track2_Testing_02542.mp4 ...your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie. ,Track2_Testing_02543.mp4 "Or damp wall, just as bad. Mm. ",Track2_Testing_02544.mp4 IT WOULD'VE... ROCKED MY WORLD.,Track2_Testing_02545.mp4 "Yeah, let's go with that. ",Track2_Testing_02546.mp4 "UH, THEY'RE, LIKE, MY BEST FRIENDS. ARE YOU SAYING WE CAN'T HANG OUT WITH THEM 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE KIND OF A PROBLEM. ",Track2_Testing_02547.mp4 YOU'RE GOING TO MINSK. ,Track2_Testing_02548.mp4 Ahem. Maybe we should start with that. ,Track2_Testing_02549.mp4 "I like Reece, and I want to go away with him.",Track2_Testing_02550.mp4 Why? Have a seat.,Track2_Testing_02551.mp4 WE'D -- WE'D BE ROOMMATES. WE'D TRY TO JOIN A FRAT.,Track2_Testing_02552.mp4 "Hey, listen. Do you remember that?",Track2_Testing_02553.mp4 "WELL, YOU COULD HAVE JUST TURNED THE CUSHION OVER. ",Track2_Testing_02554.mp4 YEAH? WHAT... ,Track2_Testing_02555.mp4 "Me to ask, ""Are you sure?"" You to say, ""Absolutely."" And then me to bring it home with, ""How could I say no to that face?"" ",Track2_Testing_02556.mp4 "OH, MY GOD, THE AIR PURIFIER. ROSS'S AIR PURIFIER. ALL I HEARD FOR FOUR YEARS THROUGH COLLEGE WAS... ",Track2_Testing_02557.mp4 "NO, NO. THAT'S JUST CHUCK MANGIONE. ",Track2_Testing_02558.mp4 I don't have epilepsy either. ,Track2_Testing_02559.mp4 "Wait a second. This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right? Yeah. This is ",Track2_Testing_02560.mp4 "It's the mother of all residential real estate banquets.Now, for the last five years Gil thorpe has hosted,but, as luck would have it,he's having a sketchy—looking polyp removed,so they've asked me to f/'// in.See what I did? Oh, yeah.",Track2_Testing_02561.mp4 But what if I smack my head on the concrete? ,Track2_Testing_02562.mp4 I HAVE TO HANG UP ON THIS BOOTY CALL.,Track2_Testing_02563.mp4 It's the best.,Track2_Testing_02564.mp4 "AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OUT WITH-- UH, I DON'T KNOW-- HMM, LET'S SEE-- MY SISTER?! ",Track2_Testing_02565.mp4 "NO, SHE CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. OH. RIGHT. NO PROBLEM. OKAY, BYE-BYE. ",Track2_Testing_02566.mp4 "Yes. Well, we just felt that it was really important...That one of us stayed home to raise her, so...",Track2_Testing_02567.mp4 "AH, IT WAS MY FAULT. I'M JUST A LITTLE...",Track2_Testing_02568.mp4 "NO, SHE KEPT KICKING ME AWAY. ",Track2_Testing_02569.mp4 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISS YOU.,Track2_Testing_02570.mp4 Why? What do you need them for?,Track2_Testing_02571.mp4 "OH, YEAH. OH, I'M SURE OF IT. YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT. JUST SWEEP AND THROW ME. ",Track2_Testing_02572.mp4 "If you're confident, I'm confident.",Track2_Testing_02573.mp4 "YEAH, LET'S JUST FORGET IT. ",Track2_Testing_02574.mp4 "WELL, THE DUCK CAN SWIM. ",Track2_Testing_02575.mp4 He's kind.,Track2_Testing_02576.mp4 I-I mean an additional one.,Track2_Testing_02577.mp4 Yeah. You're inviting him into your home. ,Track2_Testing_02578.mp4 "HI. YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER A LARGE PIZZA. ",Track2_Testing_02579.mp4 "Oh, I'm so glad you called.",Track2_Testing_02580.mp4 [scoffs] So -- I--,Track2_Testing_02581.mp4 "OH, I'M SO GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP. LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT SOME THINGS ARE DIFFERENT FOR MEN AND FOR WOMEN. ",Track2_Testing_02582.mp4 That doesn't make any sense. She knows I have a girlfriend. ,Track2_Testing_02583.mp4 CALL HER. CALL HER NOW. ,Track2_Testing_02584.mp4 "I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb. It happens. I get it.",Track2_Testing_02585.mp4 "The point is, he treats you like the actual boss and me like I'm some, you know, ditzy trophy wife.",Track2_Testing_02586.mp4 Yes. I'm using their Cray supercomputer to analyze shuffling patterns. ,Track2_Testing_02587.mp4 "Well, how close are you?",Track2_Testing_02588.mp4 Of course. The only decision is...,Track2_Testing_02589.mp4 "If someone-- And we don't know who this would be. --does ask where you've gone, what should I say? ",Track2_Testing_02590.mp4 HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? ,Track2_Testing_02591.mp4 Why? I got away with it. ,Track2_Testing_02592.mp4 "Okay, mom, stop watching dateline. And why can't you just talk to her?",Track2_Testing_02593.mp4 SHE USED YOU.,Track2_Testing_02594.mp4 I know. You are a bit of a drama queen. ,Track2_Testing_02595.mp4 "Yeah, yeah. Look, look. I started a business. ",Track2_Testing_02596.mp4 It's a bachelor party. There could be strippers. Wouldn't that make you jealous? ,Track2_Testing_02597.mp4 I don't know!,Track2_Testing_02598.mp4 "All right, then. You should take a third train where you audition for the movie... ...but hold off on making a career decision until you have more information. ",Track2_Testing_02599.mp4 I do want everyone to like me.,Track2_Testing_02600.mp4 "AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, GUESS WHAT.",Track2_Testing_02601.mp4 You know what? Standing's fine.,Track2_Testing_02602.mp4 "Hey, you.",Track2_Testing_02603.mp4 "Are you musical in any way, Caleb?",Track2_Testing_02604.mp4 Are you kidding? ,Track2_Testing_02605.mp4 "I realize that, but safety concerns went out the window two apple juices ago. ",Track2_Testing_02606.mp4 "First dance, I was terrified. I'm tromping all over her feet.",Track2_Testing_02607.mp4 ...but that's because my dad raised me to be tough and not to take crap from anybody. ,Track2_Testing_02608.mp4 "Thank you. And slam it hard, because I am pretty steamed. ",Track2_Testing_02609.mp4 Claire was in the emergency room last night. Is she okay?,Track2_Testing_02610.mp4 I'm just so excited about this idea.,Track2_Testing_02611.mp4 WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? ,Track2_Testing_02612.mp4 "Our first year dating, we went to a carnival.",Track2_Testing_02613.mp4 "Yes, it would. ",Track2_Testing_02614.mp4 "Uh, hmm... Let me see. Uh, Friday, farmers' market with Jay Z. Sunday, piano shopping with Elton John. Saturday works. ",Track2_Testing_02615.mp4 "Oh! Busy. Busy, busy, busy.",Track2_Testing_02616.mp4 "Careful, lady. You're gonna wake up a sexy sleeping giant.Perhaps I'll be Reginald appleby,an English gentleman in town for a Polo match.",Track2_Testing_02617.mp4 Thank you.,Track2_Testing_02618.mp4 "I'm really sorry, but before you go storming out of here, you want to talk about a certain phone call i got from immigration a few years ago?",Track2_Testing_02619.mp4 "THAT, IN RETROSPECT, COULD HAVE BEEN PESTICIDE-RELATED.",Track2_Testing_02620.mp4 "I am sorry, but when I asked you if you were hiding something from me, you got all defensive, and you boob-shamed me.",Track2_Testing_02621.mp4 "All right, well, you know. I guess we know what we have to do to get down. ",Track2_Testing_02622.mp4 "What were we thinking last year, acting like a couple of teenagers?",Track2_Testing_02623.mp4 "Okay, this is not my first time impressing your business associates.",Track2_Testing_02624.mp4 "Phil? Sweetie.As long as we're talking about being a little bit naughty,what would you say to a little role-playing?",Track2_Testing_02625.mp4 "Well, I only have chocolate chip. ",Track2_Testing_02626.mp4 Don't remember her.,Track2_Testing_02627.mp4 She and I can cry together. ,Track2_Testing_02628.mp4 "It says, ""Keep this on your person at all times."" ",Track2_Testing_02629.mp4 Okay. I've made an appearance.,Track2_Testing_02630.mp4 "Just last week, you and the kids were outside washing the car, and you got in that soap battle and everybody was running around laughing.",Track2_Testing_02631.mp4 "OH, IT WOULD BE YOU. YOU, MONICA AND YOU'D GET ALL THE VOTES. ",Track2_Testing_02632.mp4 "SO, IS THAT THE ROSE GOLD BRACELET THAT I WANTED?",Track2_Testing_02633.mp4 THAT'S NOT TRUE.,Track2_Testing_02634.mp4 It's so humiliating being the Vice Principal at these things.,Track2_Testing_02635.mp4 "OH, THIS IS THE LOG I KEPT RECORDING HER EVERY MOVEMENT. ",Track2_Testing_02636.mp4 "Okay, stop. Sorry.",Track2_Testing_02637.mp4 "The glass is empty, Sheldon. It's completely empty. If you gave that glass to a man who was dying of thirst, he would be dead. You know why? ",Track2_Testing_02638.mp4 "You are redirecting me, like we do when Lily asks us a question we don't want to answer",Track2_Testing_02639.mp4 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU AND I COOKED A BIG PANCAKE BREAKFAST,Track2_Testing_02640.mp4 WE STOOD UP FOR OURSELVES.,Track2_Testing_02641.mp4 "Um, alright, now me. Um...",Track2_Testing_02642.mp4 "Yeah. Well, watch out.",Track2_Testing_02643.mp4 "Hi, Jay.",Track2_Testing_02644.mp4 -so we can watch it together. -No problem.,Track2_Testing_02645.mp4 Larry's not coming back home.,Track2_Testing_02646.mp4 "I'm having a packagedelivered to my dorm room, and someone needs to be thereto sign for it.",Track2_Testing_02647.mp4 - Yep. Can you believe it? - Nope. ,Track2_Testing_02648.mp4 "SOMETHING WENT WRONG WITH UNDERDOG AND THEY COULDN'T GET HIS HEAD TO INFLATE SO, ANYWAY, UM... HIS HEAD IS, LIKE, FLOPPING DOWN BROADWAY, RIGHT? AND I'M JUST THINKING... HOW INAPPROPRIATE THIS IS. UM... I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE. JOEY, COULD WE CHECK IT IN THE LIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_02649.mp4 Which toe is numb?,Track2_Testing_02650.mp4 Hey.,Track2_Testing_02651.mp4 About 12 seconds ago. ,Track2_Testing_02652.mp4 "Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, okay? ",Track2_Testing_02653.mp4 "Yes, but at this point, pretty much any customer does. ",Track2_Testing_02654.mp4 That sash has been worn by every honoree for decades.,Track2_Testing_02655.mp4 The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13? ,Track2_Testing_02656.mp4 Not so much of a friend as a raccoon.,Track2_Testing_02657.mp4 "OH, MY GOD! ",Track2_Testing_02658.mp4 You know what? Forget the pretty nails.,Track2_Testing_02659.mp4 "Oh, but wait. What about, what about the future and stuff? Ahh, forget about the future and stuff. ",Track2_Testing_02660.mp4 "You know, I've put up with a lot from boyfriends -- futons, video games, wives.",Track2_Testing_02661.mp4 The possum's actually laughing.,Track2_Testing_02662.mp4 IT'S KIDNEY STONES. ,Track2_Testing_02663.mp4 "I should be nervous, but I'm not. I'm excited for you.",Track2_Testing_02664.mp4 THE SHIRT STAYS ON.,Track2_Testing_02665.mp4 "No. She's three, and I know.You know how many times I had to say good—bye to a furry friend on the farm?",Track2_Testing_02666.mp4 I think I live here now. ,Track2_Testing_02667.mp4 DAD MADE IT SEXY FOR YOU?!,Track2_Testing_02668.mp4 "HEY, MONICA. ",Track2_Testing_02669.mp4 "No, but because he thought I was too ""fa...aaaa..."" And every time I think about it it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade. ",Track2_Testing_02670.mp4 "Oh, I'm getting you a mat...",Track2_Testing_02671.mp4 "Oh, I never identified with the Rebel Alliance. Despite their tendency to build Death Stars... ...I've always been more of an Empire man. ",Track2_Testing_02672.mp4 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT-- FROM PORN! ,Track2_Testing_02673.mp4 "AS A MATTER OF FACT,",Track2_Testing_02674.mp4 "THIS IS FOR MY BOAT. PRETTY COOL, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_02675.mp4 "GOD, I MISSED YOU. ",Track2_Testing_02676.mp4 There's pain behind this.,Track2_Testing_02677.mp4 Stop pouting!,Track2_Testing_02678.mp4 Well... you were brilliant.,Track2_Testing_02679.mp4 "Wait a second, I'm doing your laundry? ",Track2_Testing_02680.mp4 "OKAY, IT'S THIS TRAGIC LOVE STORY BETWEEN CATHY AND HEATHCLIFF. AND IT TAKES PLACE ON THESE REALLY CREEPY MOORS IN ENGLAND. WHICH I THINK REPRESENT THE WILDNESS OF HEATHCLIFF'S CHARACTER. I TOTALLY GET SYMBOLISM. ",Track2_Testing_02681.mp4 Are you kidding? What's your last name?,Track2_Testing_02682.mp4 "BUT, PHIL, THIS IS ABOVE ASKING.",Track2_Testing_02683.mp4 "Oh, wow, yeah.",Track2_Testing_02684.mp4 "Principal Brown, he gets fired.",Track2_Testing_02685.mp4 but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship do not communicate them to your husband. ,Track2_Testing_02686.mp4 "No thanks, I'm -- I'm good.",Track2_Testing_02687.mp4 All she did was talk about herself.,Track2_Testing_02688.mp4 "No, it's not Mitchell. It's...I don't understand his name. Hello?",Track2_Testing_02689.mp4 every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips. ,Track2_Testing_02690.mp4 That's what makes their friendship unlikely! ,Track2_Testing_02691.mp4 "- No, it's you. - Me?",Track2_Testing_02692.mp4 Great. See you in about half an hour. ,Track2_Testing_02693.mp4 "Hey, great news. The TV I want will fit in the gaming room, and if I leave the curtains open, I can watch it from work. ",Track2_Testing_02694.mp4 The Japanese have a whole genreof comic books about it.,Track2_Testing_02695.mp4 Maybe -- Maybe that's what's been missing in the past.,Track2_Testing_02696.mp4 How do you work a copy machine?,Track2_Testing_02697.mp4 I'm leaving. I'm leaving.,Track2_Testing_02698.mp4 "UNDERSTANDABLE, UNAVOIDABLE.",Track2_Testing_02699.mp4 "I don't know. I mean, you know, I sort of promised myself and you...That I'd take a little time off, and...",Track2_Testing_02700.mp4 Why? What's wrong?,Track2_Testing_02701.mp4 Phoebe! Hi. ,Track2_Testing_02702.mp4 It was when we had our first big fight.,Track2_Testing_02703.mp4 "YOU'RE A KID LIVING UNDER MY ROOF,",Track2_Testing_02704.mp4 "Ross, that's Mark. From Bloomingdale's? You were insanely jealous of him. ",Track2_Testing_02705.mp4 Do you really want an award that you didn't win? ,Track2_Testing_02706.mp4 "Yeah, it left little holes in the floor, that's why I bought the rug. ",Track2_Testing_02707.mp4 LEONARD: Trying to paint a picture. ,Track2_Testing_02708.mp4 Look at you. You're almost halfway to the top. ,Track2_Testing_02709.mp4 "Oh, gotta run, honey.",Track2_Testing_02710.mp4 So you're not judging me? ,Track2_Testing_02711.mp4 And a horse once kicked me into an electric fence.,Track2_Testing_02712.mp4 "After you told me about your kiss, um,",Track2_Testing_02713.mp4 Mm. Mm.,Track2_Testing_02714.mp4 ...happier playing his Star Trek game with friends than hanging out with me. ,Track2_Testing_02715.mp4 "No, we can't, because I'll be busy performing in Fathers' Follies -- something else you're too self-conscious to do.",Track2_Testing_02716.mp4 YEAH. I'M JUST WORKING. ,Track2_Testing_02717.mp4 I'm so happy you're here. Such a sweet gesture.,Track2_Testing_02718.mp4 You sure about that?,Track2_Testing_02719.mp4 "Inevitable, you say? ",Track2_Testing_02720.mp4 I don't think so. ,Track2_Testing_02721.mp4 Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated. ,Track2_Testing_02722.mp4 You're right. You're way cuter than a baby.,Track2_Testing_02723.mp4 "Yeah. We-we had sex, then we fell asleep. ",Track2_Testing_02724.mp4 Of course it would. ,Track2_Testing_02725.mp4 "Okay, fine, I betrayed Howard. ",Track2_Testing_02726.mp4 DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY THAT IS FOR YOU TO SAY?,Track2_Testing_02727.mp4 "Because, because it's... ",Track2_Testing_02728.mp4 I like it. I think you're onto something. ,Track2_Testing_02729.mp4 "Yes, about Amy...",Track2_Testing_02730.mp4 I have to be up in seven minutes. ,Track2_Testing_02731.mp4 "Yeah, he's fine, right? Yeah, he's fine.",Track2_Testing_02732.mp4 I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO BECAUSE YOU'RE TRIPPING ME OUT RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU OKAY? ,Track2_Testing_02733.mp4 "Pfft, only, like -- I don't know, like, uh, 120.",Track2_Testing_02734.mp4 I'm— I'm sick of feeling old.,Track2_Testing_02735.mp4 I think that's the first time I've ever missed a meal. Yeah-- I think my pants are a little loose. ,Track2_Testing_02736.mp4 God. You really want to cut something.,Track2_Testing_02737.mp4 "What? I know this trick, cam.",Track2_Testing_02738.mp4 Colombia's not one of your more formal nations.,Track2_Testing_02739.mp4 He says he wants to leave the country. He thinks you hate him. Hate him? I... ,Track2_Testing_02740.mp4 "PAOLO, HI. ",Track2_Testing_02741.mp4 "Ah, yes, Finley.",Track2_Testing_02742.mp4 "ONE LAYER IS ENOUGH, JAY.",Track2_Testing_02743.mp4 "Oh, I— I wouldn't necessarily put it that way.I mean, yes, me and my father enjoy it, because we don't share a lot of the same interests.Like, um, I—I never went to sports games with him.",Track2_Testing_02744.mp4 Do you ever get scared at all? ,Track2_Testing_02745.mp4 Aww. Here's what I think of your roommate agreement. ,Track2_Testing_02746.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M GETTING READY TO SAY. I WANT TO HAVE A BABY. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE ONE. ",Track2_Testing_02747.mp4 "Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali. Look, I just... I wanted to say I'm sorry. You were, like, the coolest person I ever found online, and I got really nervous and I just blew it. ",Track2_Testing_02748.mp4 "Hey, since when do you do laundry on a Thursday? ",Track2_Testing_02749.mp4 "I sent out a very emphatic Twitter. I changed my Facebook status to ""Sheldon wishes Penny would leave him alone."" I don't know what else to do. ",Track2_Testing_02750.mp4 Is this what you're gonna do with your life...,Track2_Testing_02751.mp4 YOU LOOK GREAT. I UH... I HATE THAT. ,Track2_Testing_02752.mp4 "No, I-- I should talk to him. You know, man to man. ",Track2_Testing_02753.mp4 "Dad, I am right about this.",Track2_Testing_02754.mp4 Ah. Blame President James Jimmy Carter. He started America on a path to the metric system but then just gave up. ,Track2_Testing_02755.mp4 "NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU WEARING NOTHING BUT THEM. TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. ",Track2_Testing_02756.mp4 He is not that bad a guy.,Track2_Testing_02757.mp4 "Who is it? Oh, hello, Penny. It's open. Come in. ",Track2_Testing_02758.mp4 Be careful. That can get really creepy fast.,Track2_Testing_02759.mp4 You tell me.,Track2_Testing_02760.mp4 "Oh, you -- you halftime hacks.",Track2_Testing_02761.mp4 "Because in the olden days, I never would've known he was so stupid. ",Track2_Testing_02762.mp4 This is for leaving me in the dungeon to be eaten alive by ogres. ,Track2_Testing_02763.mp4 I don't know but I might have to find a cheaper place to live. ,Track2_Testing_02764.mp4 "Well, Phoebe, you are good. ",Track2_Testing_02765.mp4 "I'm home.I got Luke a video game, but it's about math.So I guess we're those kind of uncles.",Track2_Testing_02766.mp4 I still can't believe all the looks we got driving over here.,Track2_Testing_02767.mp4 "I know. Powerful stuff, huh? ",Track2_Testing_02768.mp4 Wait. Do I count the 200-pound Sailor Moon girl that Howard and I had a threesome with at Comic-Con? ,Track2_Testing_02769.mp4 "No, no, thank you, but I do have a favor to ask. ",Track2_Testing_02770.mp4 Do you think something's going on?,Track2_Testing_02771.mp4 "Perfect, yeah, run away.",Track2_Testing_02772.mp4 Okay. Why? ,Track2_Testing_02773.mp4 "So, are you gonna give me a shot?",Track2_Testing_02774.mp4 I'm trying to impress you.,Track2_Testing_02775.mp4 No girl's ever smiled at me like that.,Track2_Testing_02776.mp4 It's angry in there.,Track2_Testing_02777.mp4 "Well, as a Texas gentleman, I'm inclined to say ladies first. Although I'm concerned that level of politeness and charm... ...might make you fall in love with me before the test even begins. Perhaps we should flip a coin. Or if you're familiar with the rules... ",Track2_Testing_02778.mp4 JUST DIFFERENT.,Track2_Testing_02779.mp4 "We actually double booked today,so this works out.",Track2_Testing_02780.mp4 "How good is lamb, huh?",Track2_Testing_02781.mp4 "HEY, CAN YOU OPEN IT FOR ME? I GOT A... ",Track2_Testing_02782.mp4 "spray tanned you, taken twoof your sign spinning shifts.",Track2_Testing_02783.mp4 How hard is that? ,Track2_Testing_02784.mp4 "AND DON'T BE WHATEVER THAT IS, EITHER.",Track2_Testing_02785.mp4 I can't believe she's gone.,Track2_Testing_02786.mp4 They want to know if he can stay in the basement for a few weeks.,Track2_Testing_02787.mp4 CHANDLER: I found one that fits. ,Track2_Testing_02788.mp4 I'm at a loss.,Track2_Testing_02789.mp4 "Nowadays, you get in troublefor dating at work unless it's a pre-existingrelationship.",Track2_Testing_02790.mp4 "Well, I-I guess if I'm being honest,",Track2_Testing_02791.mp4 They weren't boobies. They were muscles. And the makeup was green. I was pretending to be the Hulk. ,Track2_Testing_02792.mp4 Very well. You seem to be headed somewhere. May I walk with you? ,Track2_Testing_02793.mp4 JONAH: Ugh!,Track2_Testing_02794.mp4 "Okay, well, here.",Track2_Testing_02795.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. ",Track2_Testing_02796.mp4 "For all we know, he's a little person, and that's his wife who's evolved enough to see how big he is on the inside.",Track2_Testing_02797.mp4 "Maybe when they pick the new music teacher,",Track2_Testing_02798.mp4 He's -- He's right here with his beautiful blue eyes.,Track2_Testing_02799.mp4 "When Lily was a baby, I sang her to sleep every night, with perfect pitch.",Track2_Testing_02800.mp4 "I know it was you, Claire.You stole my index cards.",Track2_Testing_02801.mp4 "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! WOW, LOOK AT THIS REFRIGERATOR! IT'S GIGANTIC! I COULD LIVE IN THIS THING! I'D BE COLD, BUT I'M ALWAYS COLD. OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THESE SPIDER BURNERS! I LOVE SPIDER BURNERS! ",Track2_Testing_02802.mp4 "Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wait, how many was that? ",Track2_Testing_02803.mp4 "You know that's not how we say it. It's ""clown about.""",Track2_Testing_02804.mp4 "SO DON'T BE MAD AT ME, OKAY?",Track2_Testing_02805.mp4 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT SHE HAS HAIR? ,Track2_Testing_02806.mp4 I told you it's rented. I can't just cancel on them.,Track2_Testing_02807.mp4 But let's stop focusing on what you don't do and focus on what you do do. What I do do... ,Track2_Testing_02808.mp4 "Oh, Penny, please. Think I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing. ",Track2_Testing_02809.mp4 It's getting late and those two are heading off to bed soon.,Track2_Testing_02810.mp4 So have you and I returned to a social equilibrium? ,Track2_Testing_02811.mp4 "We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady...",Track2_Testing_02812.mp4 But you never even said goodbye.,Track2_Testing_02813.mp4 HEY. HEY. ,Track2_Testing_02814.mp4 [electronic music plays in distance],Track2_Testing_02815.mp4 Did it ever occur to you that he was hiring me because of— I don't know— me?,Track2_Testing_02816.mp4 "You like that, don't you? ",Track2_Testing_02817.mp4 "Well, I mean, yeah, it freaked me out a little, but that's my issue, not yours. ",Track2_Testing_02818.mp4 "I couldn't fit in my car, you know.",Track2_Testing_02819.mp4 Uh...no.,Track2_Testing_02820.mp4 "SO, MONICA ",Track2_Testing_02821.mp4 You were meant to change the world!,Track2_Testing_02822.mp4 SHE SENT A PICTURE OF HER IN A BIKINI!,Track2_Testing_02823.mp4 You got that?,Track2_Testing_02824.mp4 [STAMMERING] Do you wanna do that again? ,Track2_Testing_02825.mp4 Please don't get up and make a scene and embarrass me more.,Track2_Testing_02826.mp4 Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. ,Track2_Testing_02827.mp4 Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry. ,Track2_Testing_02828.mp4 "YEAH, RIGHT. ",Track2_Testing_02829.mp4 "- Did you see that? - Yeah, that wasn't half bad.",Track2_Testing_02830.mp4 Man! Sharks! I always knew there was something weird about that dude. You promised to love him no matter what. ,Track2_Testing_02831.mp4 I busted her out. I can't make you do this.,Track2_Testing_02832.mp4 "People think that because the rest of the band look like hobbits. No, no, no.",Track2_Testing_02833.mp4 The great thing about Ernie was he never asked me for anything. He just gave. ,Track2_Testing_02834.mp4 I JUST... I SCREWED UP. ,Track2_Testing_02835.mp4 "Well, most recently, my gynecologist. ",Track2_Testing_02836.mp4 I can't help but think you're infusing the situation...,Track2_Testing_02837.mp4 I'm not gonna do a big spiel. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_02838.mp4 Or maybe I'm part of a new species that lives for years... ...which means I'm still basically a toddler. ,Track2_Testing_02839.mp4 "I know, but let's -- let's not get hysterical.",Track2_Testing_02840.mp4 "Manny, vamonos para El co/egio. Let's go. We're gonna be so late. I/a'monos.Vamos a I/egar tardis/mo, ll/lann y, gqué te pasa? Get in the car.",Track2_Testing_02841.mp4 AND I HATE HOW SHE SMOTHERS YOU!,Track2_Testing_02842.mp4 I'll-I'll let you get back to sleep now. Good night. ,Track2_Testing_02843.mp4 "I tell you what let's flip to see who does it, okay? You call it in the air, all right? ",Track2_Testing_02844.mp4 "Okay, stop it, Phoebe, you're getting me all tingly. ",Track2_Testing_02845.mp4 "Yes. I play the word ""quiver""... ...with a triple letter and a double word score for 72 points. That'll let the air out of your tires, Hawking. ",Track2_Testing_02846.mp4 "I THINK I'D SAY NO TO ANYBODY RIGHT NOW. OH, BUT IT WAS SO STRANGE. I MEAN, I'M STANDING THERE WITH THIS CHARMING, CUTE GUY WHO'S ASKING ME TO GO OUT WITH HIM-- WHICH I AM ALLOWED TO DO-- AND I FELT GUILTY, YOU KNOW LIKE I'D BE CHEATING ON ROSS OR SOMETHING. ",Track2_Testing_02847.mp4 WELL... HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE? ,Track2_Testing_02848.mp4 THAT DAD HAD SET UP TO BE SEXY --,Track2_Testing_02849.mp4 "Oh, we haven't had cereal in days.",Track2_Testing_02850.mp4 "Ooh, so this is great. Rachel's gonna have a terrible date... Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realize how good they have it together. ",Track2_Testing_02851.mp4 "Oh, boy. You got mad at that part. I went over there, you know, to tell him how... How great you are. But... ",Track2_Testing_02852.mp4 "THIS IS MY ONLY POT,",Track2_Testing_02853.mp4 Who would we entertain?,Track2_Testing_02854.mp4 I need to guarantee a spot.,Track2_Testing_02855.mp4 IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE. IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE. ,Track2_Testing_02856.mp4 I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT CAM.,Track2_Testing_02857.mp4 You never miss a note. Your problem is doing it around people. Sing.,Track2_Testing_02858.mp4 "Oh, my gosh. Wait, we work hard.",Track2_Testing_02859.mp4 And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie. ,Track2_Testing_02860.mp4 "OKAY, LET'S USE THIS BRUSH. ",Track2_Testing_02861.mp4 "Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great. ",Track2_Testing_02862.mp4 "Oh, God, it was that.",Track2_Testing_02863.mp4 WHEN DEDE'S LONELY SISTER GRABBED YOUR LEG?,Track2_Testing_02864.mp4 "Break out the Red Bull. It's time to rock ""Mario"" old school. ",Track2_Testing_02865.mp4 "It's a steep price on this one, but don't blame me.",Track2_Testing_02866.mp4 Attention. That's all. Just attention.,Track2_Testing_02867.mp4 I wasn't mad at you.,Track2_Testing_02868.mp4 Phil told you to do the role play?,Track2_Testing_02869.mp4 "Sorry, you brought it up? ",Track2_Testing_02870.mp4 We should keep the RV.,Track2_Testing_02871.mp4 SHE SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE INGRID BERGMAN THAT DAY. ,Track2_Testing_02872.mp4 I don't know. You just walk around and jump off stuff.,Track2_Testing_02873.mp4 I am not the only one against this whole house thing. Phil doesn't want it either.,Track2_Testing_02874.mp4 "PROBABLY SEEMS AWKWARD, BUT...",Track2_Testing_02875.mp4 "Yeah, there is, heh. ",Track2_Testing_02876.mp4 Redundant.,Track2_Testing_02877.mp4 W-What are you doing? You -- You know how to pick a lock?,Track2_Testing_02878.mp4 "I also invited my friend Dana and her husband, Reece.",Track2_Testing_02879.mp4 DO WE REALLY THINK THIS IS REFRIGERATOR-WORTHY?,Track2_Testing_02880.mp4 "So, tell me about this new Canadian girlfriend.",Track2_Testing_02881.mp4 Okay.It's just way too much.,Track2_Testing_02882.mp4 "THE FANTASY. MEET SOMEONE FROM A STRANGE LAND, FALL IN LOVE AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIVES TOGETHER. ",Track2_Testing_02883.mp4 What is the matter with your hand? ,Track2_Testing_02884.mp4 I am? I-- I was wrong. It is a fear of heights. ,Track2_Testing_02885.mp4 I think you have me confused with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower. ,Track2_Testing_02886.mp4 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. ,Track2_Testing_02887.mp4 NOTHING.,Track2_Testing_02888.mp4 "Today, they find out what for.",Track2_Testing_02889.mp4 "Possibly, I tweeted him. ",Track2_Testing_02890.mp4 I haven't told him yet.,Track2_Testing_02891.mp4 Do you have any evidence to support that hypothesis? ,Track2_Testing_02892.mp4 "Plus, I went to the gym today.",Track2_Testing_02893.mp4 "WOW, THAT'S GREAT. ",Track2_Testing_02894.mp4 Can I...tell you a little secret?,Track2_Testing_02895.mp4 I ORDERED MINE FIRST. ,Track2_Testing_02896.mp4 "Look-Look, just come in and help me build a baby swing. ",Track2_Testing_02897.mp4 SURE! WHY NOT? ,Track2_Testing_02898.mp4 "你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding? 你知道的 当很久没有见到一个人… You know, when you don't see someone for a long time... ",Track2_Testing_02899.mp4 "OH, I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! I MEAN, JOEY TRIBBIANI! ",Track2_Testing_02900.mp4 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. ,Track2_Testing_02901.mp4 I GUESS THIS IS IT. ,Track2_Testing_02902.mp4 Where are your keys? I need the jumper cables.,Track2_Testing_02903.mp4 Please don't be happy for me.I can't take it.,Track2_Testing_02904.mp4 We'll get Gloria to babysit. We're going out.,Track2_Testing_02905.mp4 "What do you think I am, a soap-opera star? ",Track2_Testing_02906.mp4 I'm just the luckiest guy ever to get to love her.,Track2_Testing_02907.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST... JUST DO THIS. I ALWAYS HAVE TO PICK LIKE THE SMARTEST GUY OR THE MOST TALENTED GUY. WHY CAN'T I JUST PICK SOMEONE LIKE YOU? ,Track2_Testing_02908.mp4 Bulldog drool courses through his jowls!,Track2_Testing_02909.mp4 It's working!,Track2_Testing_02910.mp4 THAT'S SO SWEET.,Track2_Testing_02911.mp4 "OH, COME ON, IT'S ONLY FAIR. YOU PAID FOR THE FLIGHT. NOW, IS THAT ENOUGH LIRA? ",Track2_Testing_02912.mp4 What do you mean? ,Track2_Testing_02913.mp4 You know what -- I def traded up with Lily.,Track2_Testing_02914.mp4 I'd like to appear useful.,Track2_Testing_02915.mp4 Direct? You're not wrong.,Track2_Testing_02916.mp4 "Oh! You're the ""Accidentes"" guy.",Track2_Testing_02917.mp4 I got IBS when she refused to admit that she threw out my collection of Playbills.,Track2_Testing_02918.mp4 "WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH? ",Track2_Testing_02919.mp4 BAM? MM-HMM.,Track2_Testing_02920.mp4 [ Chuckles ],Track2_Testing_02921.mp4 Was there a Plan B? ,Track2_Testing_02922.mp4 Will somebody answer that?Hmm? Hmm?,Track2_Testing_02923.mp4 "Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little daredevil. - Oh, God. Let me push. Can I push? - Oh, absolutely. ",Track2_Testing_02924.mp4 I wanna say the windmills and the tulips. Don't.,Track2_Testing_02925.mp4 Is... Is that an... ...an Internet? ,Track2_Testing_02926.mp4 Of course i was.,Track2_Testing_02927.mp4 "WAIT, THE, UH, THE KISS, OR THE SITUATION? ",Track2_Testing_02928.mp4 "Okay. All right, don't freak out. You can make this work. ",Track2_Testing_02929.mp4 "Well, did you try bribing her? Oh, no.",Track2_Testing_02930.mp4 "It's weird. It's my brother.And then there would be this baby over there that's my baby, but it's not my baby...",Track2_Testing_02931.mp4 "OH, THAT COULD BE FUN.",Track2_Testing_02932.mp4 I never played the clarinet.,Track2_Testing_02933.mp4 Hey! Cut it out!,Track2_Testing_02934.mp4 What was that?,Track2_Testing_02935.mp4 JAZZ HANDS. IT'S A STEPITY-STEP AND JAZZ HANDS. ,Track2_Testing_02936.mp4 IN A MINUTE. YOU-YOU CHECKED TODAY'S POST? ,Track2_Testing_02937.mp4 "All right, look, just stay there. I'm coming home. ",Track2_Testing_02938.mp4 "Well, sickly is the new sexy. ",Track2_Testing_02939.mp4 "No, you. Phoebe, you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is. ",Track2_Testing_02940.mp4 "So, why do you wanna move?",Track2_Testing_02941.mp4 "Okay, so I thought we'd start with my makeup and then do my hair. ",Track2_Testing_02942.mp4 I propose we spend a weekend at a bed and breakfast in Napa Valley. ,Track2_Testing_02943.mp4 "Go tell Chandler. Hurry, before it's too late. Wait! No! Does this also mean that putting out doesn't get you love? ",Track2_Testing_02944.mp4 "Oh, yeah. Okay, now pull your car into the spot and let's get out of here. ",Track2_Testing_02945.mp4 "Luke, this is a lot of work.",Track2_Testing_02946.mp4 Yep. Yeah. I guess we got no choice.,Track2_Testing_02947.mp4 NOW? YOU WANT ME TO GO OVER THERE NOW? ,Track2_Testing_02948.mp4 "I assure you, she did not learn this from us.",Track2_Testing_02949.mp4 "Heh. No, but Jessica Alba did rub my furry belly. ",Track2_Testing_02950.mp4 "Well, I wasn't swinging around a pole. ",Track2_Testing_02951.mp4 You're my best friend.,Track2_Testing_02952.mp4 "Um, i lost my real ring a few months ago, and i just realized it must have fallen in the box of clothes i gave to Lily.",Track2_Testing_02953.mp4 Which is why I got you this Pink Power Ranger. Put it anywhere you like. ,Track2_Testing_02954.mp4 Nicole?,Track2_Testing_02955.mp4 "YOU KNOW, HE'S LACKING CONFIDENCE.",Track2_Testing_02956.mp4 He said he's gonna take me out to the desert this week and take some pictures.,Track2_Testing_02957.mp4 Hmm.,Track2_Testing_02958.mp4 "Oh, my dear boy, no. Okay. Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette. I thought it might spice things up... ...and get her to dust my room at the same time, heh... ...but I was wrong and really wrong. ",Track2_Testing_02959.mp4 All the time. ,Track2_Testing_02960.mp4 "No, no, no, no, no. I got it. I got it.",Track2_Testing_02961.mp4 Great. That. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_02962.mp4 "WELL, 'CAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU KNEW. ",Track2_Testing_02963.mp4 Why would I want the Tanksley's dog?,Track2_Testing_02964.mp4 I'm not gonna abuse my position of power in the school.,Track2_Testing_02965.mp4 "See, I am. Isn't this great? ",Track2_Testing_02966.mp4 You didn't need to come home during nap time.,Track2_Testing_02967.mp4 "I know that you said that you wanted your space, but it's so hard on me, okay?",Track2_Testing_02968.mp4 Is it true that you were Pre-Med in college... ,Track2_Testing_02969.mp4 I'm gonna turn on some music.,Track2_Testing_02970.mp4 K-b-a-I-c-u-b-o. “Koala bears always lose cherries under big overpasses.”,Track2_Testing_02971.mp4 We are pretty good. ,Track2_Testing_02972.mp4 Is this your card?,Track2_Testing_02973.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_02974.mp4 "ROSS: Great, well, um... ",Track2_Testing_02975.mp4 "It's like printing money, but no, it's not for me.",Track2_Testing_02976.mp4 You see right through me.,Track2_Testing_02977.mp4 I think you'll be pleased with what the elves were up to last night. ,Track2_Testing_02978.mp4 Item 28: your pet name for me. Time's running out. You need to make a decision. ,Track2_Testing_02979.mp4 Can I tell you something? This whole thing with Raj's parents... ...just got me a little worried about us. ,Track2_Testing_02980.mp4 the talking gorilla 'cause at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him. ,Track2_Testing_02981.mp4 How about your follicle-stimulating hormone levels? ,Track2_Testing_02982.mp4 "Yeah, and, actually, i would've told you, but cam thought that maybe...",Track2_Testing_02983.mp4 "Line, Andy.",Track2_Testing_02984.mp4 "You're right, we don't want to see this on film.",Track2_Testing_02985.mp4 The fruit roll-up. ,Track2_Testing_02986.mp4 But he was fine with it.,Track2_Testing_02987.mp4 Only if I don't have to get up and sing. ,Track2_Testing_02988.mp4 "Sheldon, I understand that you're upset because you feel left out, but I don't know why we're even talking about this. Just apologize to them. ",Track2_Testing_02989.mp4 "Would you like me to call you ""Raj""? ",Track2_Testing_02990.mp4 "Smart. Whisper, so the deaf chick can't hear you. ",Track2_Testing_02991.mp4 "[ Deep voice ] Coming, baby bear.",Track2_Testing_02992.mp4 Yeah. I always wondered how you pulled that one off.,Track2_Testing_02993.mp4 "Go get the paper, Luke.",Track2_Testing_02994.mp4 KARATE-CHOP ME OR SOMETHING!,Track2_Testing_02995.mp4 You're welcome.,Track2_Testing_02996.mp4 DID YOU EVER GO OUT WITH A GUY YOUR FRIENDS ALL REALLY LIKED? ,Track2_Testing_02997.mp4 ...so you can understand why I did what I did. ,Track2_Testing_02998.mp4 "But I always regretted not getting in touch with you when I got back, because you had given me something that I cherished...",Track2_Testing_02999.mp4 We're out of here.,Track2_Testing_03000.mp4 Is it baby hormones or actually sad? ,Track2_Testing_03001.mp4 "You know, a bigger family, an extra vote on whether to pullthe plug on us when we get old.",Track2_Testing_03002.mp4 Ew!,Track2_Testing_03003.mp4 I WAS GOING TO HAVE THANKSGIVING ,Track2_Testing_03004.mp4 I s-- I shouldn't be piling on.,Track2_Testing_03005.mp4 "Do you know how many times I've wanted to call you to ask for your help or advice, but I was afraid I would look weak?",Track2_Testing_03006.mp4 DO YOU REALIZE THAT EVERYBODY BUT US,Track2_Testing_03007.mp4 "Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening. ",Track2_Testing_03008.mp4 YOUR GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T URINATE ON MY COFFEE TABLE. ,Track2_Testing_03009.mp4 WORKING WITH BLIND KIDS. ,Track2_Testing_03010.mp4 What a great night. ,Track2_Testing_03011.mp4 "You know I get all my pants for the entire year at this sale, and 32 is a very, very common pant size.",Track2_Testing_03012.mp4 HAVE YOU BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_03013.mp4 "You'd think it would be First Street. In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else. ",Track2_Testing_03014.mp4 I told you I had never been with a woman.,Track2_Testing_03015.mp4 Why should I do something? You introduced her to online gaming. ,Track2_Testing_03016.mp4 BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE A BORN --,Track2_Testing_03017.mp4 I have no idea what you're talking about.,Track2_Testing_03018.mp4 YOU LOVE HER. ,Track2_Testing_03019.mp4 I... I-I can do that. ,Track2_Testing_03020.mp4 I don't think I can go back out there. ,Track2_Testing_03021.mp4 I think so. ,Track2_Testing_03022.mp4 I know. I just --,Track2_Testing_03023.mp4 -What? -I'm going to buy her a present. ,Track2_Testing_03024.mp4 I don't like how happy you look right now.,Track2_Testing_03025.mp4 Maybe he apologizes or explains why he left. ,Track2_Testing_03026.mp4 I told you about it last night.,Track2_Testing_03027.mp4 "First of all, I thought we agreed we had the rare dual-trophy-wife situation.",Track2_Testing_03028.mp4 "I told you, my mom has this. Which I just found out about today.",Track2_Testing_03029.mp4 Because you told me not to ask!,Track2_Testing_03030.mp4 "I am. No, I am. I'm happy.",Track2_Testing_03031.mp4 Are you a masseur? ,Track2_Testing_03032.mp4 "Probably he's ashamed to talk to me, but --",Track2_Testing_03033.mp4 I just... I have to find out how it went. ,Track2_Testing_03034.mp4 "Space is beautiful, Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old. ",Track2_Testing_03035.mp4 "YEAH. SO I SAID, ""OKAY, RELAX, PLEASE."" ",Track2_Testing_03036.mp4 SO YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT IN THE MESS! ,Track2_Testing_03037.mp4 "Yes, you did. I think my crotch is starting to curdle. ",Track2_Testing_03038.mp4 Jay will have turned my room into a nursery.,Track2_Testing_03039.mp4 THAT'S FUNNY. ,Track2_Testing_03040.mp4 "Earlier today, someone in the faculty bathroom was messing around with the phrase ""Cameron Tucker dome.""",Track2_Testing_03041.mp4 "WELL, I KNOW IT'S BIG. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS... HA-HA BIG. ",Track2_Testing_03042.mp4 "WELL, I'M CRAZY ABOUT HER NOW. I THINK THIS COULD BE THE REAL THING. CAPITAL ""R,"" CAPITAL ""T."" DON'T WORRY. THOSE ARE THE RIGHT LETTERS. ",Track2_Testing_03043.mp4 FOR HOMECOMING.,Track2_Testing_03044.mp4 "Jay, mom. How was class?",Track2_Testing_03045.mp4 How about calling her my wife? Heh. ,Track2_Testing_03046.mp4 He hurt his shoulder pitching in college.,Track2_Testing_03047.mp4 because this is just like pool—hopping all over again.,Track2_Testing_03048.mp4 "No, I'll go to your haggis party. But I'm telling you, this is ""adness."" This is utter and ""coplete"" ""adness."" ",Track2_Testing_03049.mp4 MAYBE IT WAS THE GUY. IT WAS THE RING. ,Track2_Testing_03050.mp4 I wanted to get you something you didn't have. ,Track2_Testing_03051.mp4 Check it out!,Track2_Testing_03052.mp4 Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying. ,Track2_Testing_03053.mp4 THAT'LL WORK TOO. ,Track2_Testing_03054.mp4 SO YOU RAISED HER ALL ON YOUR OWN? ,Track2_Testing_03055.mp4 THE OTHER ROBOTS ARE STARING!,Track2_Testing_03056.mp4 "YEAH. OH, MARK, I'M JUST DOING THIS FOR THE WRONG REASONS, YOU KNOW? I'M JUST DOING IT TO GET BACK AT ROSS. I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT VERY FAIR TO YOU. ",Track2_Testing_03057.mp4 Yes. Brutal day. I just wanna sit.,Track2_Testing_03058.mp4 AND THAT'S FUNNY... WHY? ,Track2_Testing_03059.mp4 "BUDDY, MY MONKEY? ",Track2_Testing_03060.mp4 "...I could stay really late, and we could have our first sleepover. ",Track2_Testing_03061.mp4 -You gave me the signal. !,Track2_Testing_03062.mp4 A LITTLE BIT. ,Track2_Testing_03063.mp4 You know what I'm doing right now?,Track2_Testing_03064.mp4 Wow. Look at that. ,Track2_Testing_03065.mp4 "Great, great. So, what's new with your family? How's your mother? Is she alive? ",Track2_Testing_03066.mp4 It's fate.,Track2_Testing_03067.mp4 "THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA BECAUSE THAT WAY THEY'LL BE CLOSER TO THE MUGS. YOU SHOULD HAVE THE OTHER WAITRESSES DO THAT, TOO. THEY ALREADY DO. ",Track2_Testing_03068.mp4 Come on. Let's pop it in.,Track2_Testing_03069.mp4 "Oh, and one of the houses was filthy!",Track2_Testing_03070.mp4 ABOUT HAIR PLUGS?,Track2_Testing_03071.mp4 Both of us. ,Track2_Testing_03072.mp4 The great Wyatt earp and honest Abe Tucker.,Track2_Testing_03073.mp4 NOT TAKE HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL,Track2_Testing_03074.mp4 (scoffs),Track2_Testing_03075.mp4 LIKE WHEN WE FIRST GOT HIGH-DEF TV,Track2_Testing_03076.mp4 SO HOW COME YOU WANTED TO EAT IN TONIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_03077.mp4 "Oh, are you, now?",Track2_Testing_03078.mp4 "No, you always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses... ...until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along. ",Track2_Testing_03079.mp4 Come on. Let's get some lunch.,Track2_Testing_03080.mp4 then we have to go over some ground rules about Emily. ,Track2_Testing_03081.mp4 "Wait, wait. You hear that? ",Track2_Testing_03082.mp4 "That says ""Rangers"" on it. They went to the game. ",Track2_Testing_03083.mp4 "Well, that's the only reason I applied, too!",Track2_Testing_03084.mp4 "No. No, it never was.And you know, I'm the exact same way about my clothes.Most of the time, great, but every now and again,there's that one outfit I just wish somebody would be honest with me and say,",Track2_Testing_03085.mp4 "I mean, shouldn't we be rooting for her, because --",Track2_Testing_03086.mp4 Manny wasn't a child when I met him.,Track2_Testing_03087.mp4 "I texted Rainer, like, three hours ago.",Track2_Testing_03088.mp4 ...on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz? ,Track2_Testing_03089.mp4 Guess I could push it back. ,Track2_Testing_03090.mp4 该死 Damn it. ,Track2_Testing_03091.mp4 "I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways... ...and I just wanna tell you I love you, and I wanna spend my life with you... ",Track2_Testing_03092.mp4 Neither of those. Try a hammer! ,Track2_Testing_03093.mp4 YOU'RE A LOT STURDIER THAN CHANDLER. HE CRUMBLED LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER. SO HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? ,Track2_Testing_03094.mp4 Not because of you.,Track2_Testing_03095.mp4 "YES, I PAID HIM.",Track2_Testing_03096.mp4 Let's take a second look at your audition.,Track2_Testing_03097.mp4 "No, no, I only dated two girls in college both blonde, both not attractive... Hold on one second. Let me check this out. ",Track2_Testing_03098.mp4 You owe me a rich husband.,Track2_Testing_03099.mp4 UH [SCOFFS] YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN THAT.,Track2_Testing_03100.mp4 "Oh, that is sweet.",Track2_Testing_03101.mp4 "If I knew you were waiting, I would have swallowed that lasagna whole. ",Track2_Testing_03102.mp4 It's because Gloria said that my hands were too rough.,Track2_Testing_03103.mp4 Cooper! Unhand your brother!,Track2_Testing_03104.mp4 Tough womb.,Track2_Testing_03105.mp4 "- It's not like you're responsible. - No, no.",Track2_Testing_03106.mp4 "Aww, honey.",Track2_Testing_03107.mp4 "It's just her Facebook page, and we've only been going out a couple of weeks. ",Track2_Testing_03108.mp4 It's... an unbelievable accomplishment.,Track2_Testing_03109.mp4 "Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor... ...and go on a little adventure? ",Track2_Testing_03110.mp4 WHO WANTS THE SAME THINGS THAT I DO. COMING TO MY PLACE OF WORK AND TELLING ME THAT YOU LOVE ME-- I WANT THAT! TALKING ABOUT PIG SEX OVER LUNCH-- ,Track2_Testing_03111.mp4 "You know, this isn't that pressing. Why don't I talk to him about it in May, heh? ",Track2_Testing_03112.mp4 "Oh, hey. What are you doing home?",Track2_Testing_03113.mp4 COULD YOU TRY NOT TO ENJOY THIS SO MUCH?,Track2_Testing_03114.mp4 Those guys really liked you too. I don't care about that.,Track2_Testing_03115.mp4 "OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'D LIKE TO GET THIS IN ONE TAKE, PLEASE. LET'S ROLL IT. WATER'S WORKING. AND... ACTION. ",Track2_Testing_03116.mp4 "I... oh, honey.",Track2_Testing_03117.mp4 "Okay, but just for a little bit. ",Track2_Testing_03118.mp4 I GOT A PLAN. ,Track2_Testing_03119.mp4 "I think you'll like the drill tonight. I've tried to make it fun. Each of these cards contains a detailed scenario of a possible apocalyptic event. Everything from wildfires to a surprise invasion by Canada. Pick a catastrophe, any catastrophe. ",Track2_Testing_03120.mp4 "I'LL, UH -- I'LL PICK SOME UP",Track2_Testing_03121.mp4 What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude. ,Track2_Testing_03122.mp4 He apologized to his wife.,Track2_Testing_03123.mp4 Because you look like a sauna wall.,Track2_Testing_03124.mp4 "Oh, God, I'm gonna lose the arm. ",Track2_Testing_03125.mp4 "PHOEBE, COME ON. THAT'S SILLY. ",Track2_Testing_03126.mp4 "Good call. Thank you, my man.",Track2_Testing_03127.mp4 "Hey, Chandler. ",Track2_Testing_03128.mp4 Non-alcoholic beer. ,Track2_Testing_03129.mp4 "I DON'T. PHOEBE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER? YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO. ",Track2_Testing_03130.mp4 I wanna have a kid with you because I think you'll be an amazing dad. At the fun parts and at the hard parts. ,Track2_Testing_03131.mp4 And you want me to kill her? Done. ,Track2_Testing_03132.mp4 "What... what am I going to do? You know, and I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, you know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. You want to hear it? ",Track2_Testing_03133.mp4 "NO, OKAY?! WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE?! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHINE A LIGHT IN MY EYES?! ",Track2_Testing_03134.mp4 "I hope not, because if you mean literally...",Track2_Testing_03135.mp4 "Yes. Hell, yes. ",Track2_Testing_03136.mp4 Are— are you really not hearing these names?,Track2_Testing_03137.mp4 "No. Although, Howard was making some strides in that area until he met Bernadette. ",Track2_Testing_03138.mp4 I found it!,Track2_Testing_03139.mp4 WHILE YOU'RE IN CLASS AND THEN DROP THEM BY THE DORM.,Track2_Testing_03140.mp4 That's just doubling down on the same disturbing thing.,Track2_Testing_03141.mp4 "Claire, you have to understand something.",Track2_Testing_03142.mp4 "I'm coming, baby!",Track2_Testing_03143.mp4 I do enjoy the La Brea Tar Pits. ,Track2_Testing_03144.mp4 "Really, why? ",Track2_Testing_03145.mp4 Aren't you gonna walk me in?,Track2_Testing_03146.mp4 "But to be fair, i broke the ice.",Track2_Testing_03147.mp4 "OH, SO YOU'RE 5639? ",Track2_Testing_03148.mp4 "Y-You realizing this isn'tactually happening, right?",Track2_Testing_03149.mp4 "WELL, THIS ALL LOOKS GOOD. ",Track2_Testing_03150.mp4 I am trying to make our son disappear to a barely accredited four-year college.,Track2_Testing_03151.mp4 "UM, I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU ALL DAY. ",Track2_Testing_03152.mp4 Ahh! No one.,Track2_Testing_03153.mp4 "Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, but, yeah, I just -- yeah, I've been burned too many times.",Track2_Testing_03154.mp4 YOU ARE NOT GETTING ME THIS WAY. ,Track2_Testing_03155.mp4 "OH, BOY, I JUST LOVE TO SING. ",Track2_Testing_03156.mp4 -Know what the saddest part was? -What? ,Track2_Testing_03157.mp4 "Yeah, I know the feeling. ",Track2_Testing_03158.mp4 I've heard you sing in the shower. You sing in the car with me.,Track2_Testing_03159.mp4 "* A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh *",Track2_Testing_03160.mp4 I need something frozen. Right. What?,Track2_Testing_03161.mp4 What happened to him? ,Track2_Testing_03162.mp4 Tip of the iceberg. ,Track2_Testing_03163.mp4 Please. Who?! Who?!,Track2_Testing_03164.mp4 "I just thought you might have a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole in your life. ",Track2_Testing_03165.mp4 "Oh, no! No! What?",Track2_Testing_03166.mp4 I tried to surprise you at the office.,Track2_Testing_03167.mp4 "AS YOUR BEST FRIEND, I IMPLORE YOU.",Track2_Testing_03168.mp4 Isn't ringmaster basically a ceremonial position?,Track2_Testing_03169.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_03170.mp4 "Look, forget it, okay? I don't want to go. ",Track2_Testing_03171.mp4 Hey.,Track2_Testing_03172.mp4 "YEAH, SARAH, ANYTHING. ",Track2_Testing_03173.mp4 "If you're not gonna learn how to do this, they make some pretty good clip-ons. ",Track2_Testing_03174.mp4 That'san offensive stereotype perpetuated bya bunch of ignorant Iowans.,Track2_Testing_03175.mp4 AND STOP SAYING THAT. I HATE THAT. ,Track2_Testing_03176.mp4 "I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent. Then I had, like, $14 left over. Fourteen dollars, huh? ",Track2_Testing_03177.mp4 "Well, crime-scene photos near your crib spring to mind. ",Track2_Testing_03178.mp4 "[ SCOFFS ] OH. THERE, I DID IT AGAIN.",Track2_Testing_03179.mp4 "OKAY, LADY, YOUR LURKING DAYS ARE OVER. ",Track2_Testing_03180.mp4 "I mean, where is the pride?",Track2_Testing_03181.mp4 "OH, OF COURSE! ",Track2_Testing_03182.mp4 "Four missed calls, two text messages, and a failed video chat. ",Track2_Testing_03183.mp4 That's the worst part -- that nobody needs me.,Track2_Testing_03184.mp4 Ooh. Who's she?,Track2_Testing_03185.mp4 GO BY THE WINDOW. YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE SURFING. ,Track2_Testing_03186.mp4 "I've just been in the bath-buttling business since the early '90s, despite my fresh face, so i tend to know what these situations need.",Track2_Testing_03187.mp4 "Okay, I promise, I'll-I'll hate it. ",Track2_Testing_03188.mp4 Chew smaller.,Track2_Testing_03189.mp4 "You said ""always."" You'll always have feelings for me. ",Track2_Testing_03190.mp4 "Oh, my -- Cam, I literally just bragged about a job that doesn't exist.",Track2_Testing_03191.mp4 Your serve.,Track2_Testing_03192.mp4 "I promise. Why, what's in there? ",Track2_Testing_03193.mp4 "I'm calling my mom, telling her I'd met the one while you're sidled up next to some cha-cha queen at a urinal.",Track2_Testing_03194.mp4 "Well, of course you are. Who else would you take? ",Track2_Testing_03195.mp4 BASED OFF WHERE MY PARENTS LIVE.,Track2_Testing_03196.mp4 "I'm pretty sure that's all coming off of me, because I'm about to lose a sale I really need.",Track2_Testing_03197.mp4 "I WASN'T ACTUALLY APOLOGIZING, SO...",Track2_Testing_03198.mp4 "Tammy Faye Bakker cryingGIF.""",Track2_Testing_03199.mp4 "We have it,and that's super important.Well done, us!",Track2_Testing_03200.mp4 "I mean, that's some of the best work I've ever done.",Track2_Testing_03201.mp4 But who's gonna tell them they're doing it wrong? ,Track2_Testing_03202.mp4 All right. ,Track2_Testing_03203.mp4 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HER EYES?,Track2_Testing_03204.mp4 JUST DO IT. ,Track2_Testing_03205.mp4 MAYBE YOU BETTER CHECK WITH MITCH FIRST?,Track2_Testing_03206.mp4 WHAT? WHAT? ,Track2_Testing_03207.mp4 Never again.,Track2_Testing_03208.mp4 I already forgot all my problems.,Track2_Testing_03209.mp4 "You know, like help you pick out your dress, get your flowers, get our hair blown out?",Track2_Testing_03210.mp4 "I beg you, please!",Track2_Testing_03211.mp4 "Right there. Yeah. Let me ask you, why? ",Track2_Testing_03212.mp4 Didn't you have a thing for David Duchovny?,Track2_Testing_03213.mp4 "Hey, isn't that one from the smallpox?",Track2_Testing_03214.mp4 "AY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T WANTED TO TICKLE YOU.",Track2_Testing_03215.mp4 There's a part in this TV movie that I would be perfect for... ...and I didn't even get put up for it. She better have a good reason. ,Track2_Testing_03216.mp4 I WON'T BRING THE CHAIRS. ,Track2_Testing_03217.mp4 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. ,Track2_Testing_03218.mp4 "I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked.... Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister... ...we're all forced to hang out at his apartment. ",Track2_Testing_03219.mp4 We'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant. ,Track2_Testing_03220.mp4 It's ridiculous. I didn't mean to hurt it.,Track2_Testing_03221.mp4 That happens to everyone sometimes.,Track2_Testing_03222.mp4 "NOW, THAT ISN'T TRUE, IS IT?",Track2_Testing_03223.mp4 "OH, YEAH. SHE SAID SHE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH EMILY. ",Track2_Testing_03224.mp4 "Nah. No. This is the part I'm actually good at, ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_03225.mp4 What next will she find?!,Track2_Testing_03226.mp4 "There's over-the-lap, over-the-knee,",Track2_Testing_03227.mp4 "Yeah, I have work friends, and your mom and I have couples friends,and there are my college friends, but they're scattered all over the country.It's not the same as just shouting out to your neighborhood buddies,“hey, fellas, I'm up here in the tree house!”Oh! I gotta fix that... board.",Track2_Testing_03228.mp4 "Well, I'd have to say the spot where, uh... the Rio Grande pours into Lake Superior.",Track2_Testing_03229.mp4 Annulments are more complicated than I-- ,Track2_Testing_03230.mp4 "Oh, that's sweet.",Track2_Testing_03231.mp4 It sounds like it's coming from across the street. ,Track2_Testing_03232.mp4 Behind you. ,Track2_Testing_03233.mp4 "I had with Mom?Oh, for God's sakes.",Track2_Testing_03234.mp4 You've earned it.,Track2_Testing_03235.mp4 It's just so weird. Howard Wolowitz is my friend. You know he tried to stick his tongue down my throat and I broke his nose? ,Track2_Testing_03236.mp4 "Is it? Don't— I-I know it's frustrating, but maybe instead of driving yourself crazy...",Track2_Testing_03237.mp4 "I'll get everybody else. Finally, we can start ",Track2_Testing_03238.mp4 -...and these. -Is this stuff you want me to try on? ,Track2_Testing_03239.mp4 "I KNOW, BUT... LOOK, I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROKE UP WITH HER. WILL YOU HELP ME? PLEASE? ",Track2_Testing_03240.mp4 "For seven to ten people a year, they may as well say, ""welcome to the morgue.""",Track2_Testing_03241.mp4 "Well, thank you for your time. ",Track2_Testing_03242.mp4 "No, forget it. ",Track2_Testing_03243.mp4 "OKAY, UM... CAN YOU GIVE ME MY PHONE?",Track2_Testing_03244.mp4 "The oldest trick in the book. You need to step up your game, son.You know what? I almost feel sorry for you.Come here. Give me a big hug.Oh, yeah, yeah.",Track2_Testing_03245.mp4 She did not say “yes.”,Track2_Testing_03246.mp4 I'm not gonna schmooze anybody. I'm gonna let my work speak for itself. ,Track2_Testing_03247.mp4 I know! What do we do -- a musical or the wedding?,Track2_Testing_03248.mp4 "You're not getting back in there. The baby's fine. Now, scram. Yeah, tell your story walking. ",Track2_Testing_03249.mp4 I just read online that Arthur Jeffries passed away. ,Track2_Testing_03250.mp4 Uch.,Track2_Testing_03251.mp4 Patrols the building for non-residents using a motion sensorand face scanner.,Track2_Testing_03252.mp4 "...she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. ",Track2_Testing_03253.mp4 Hey! Um...,Track2_Testing_03254.mp4 "No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk. ",Track2_Testing_03255.mp4 "It belongs in the house I grew up in next to that pile of TV Guides... ...and in plain view of what, for a 10-year-old... ...was a quality piece of string art! ",Track2_Testing_03256.mp4 "OH, ROSS, COME ON! THIS IS NOT A... THIS IS NOT A MARRIAGE. THIS IS THE WORLD'S WORST HANGOVER! ROSS, LISTEN IF YOU DO NOT GET THIS ANNULMENT, I WILL. ",Track2_Testing_03257.mp4 We have to be somewhere. ,Track2_Testing_03258.mp4 What is that? ,Track2_Testing_03259.mp4 "OH! OH, MY GOD.",Track2_Testing_03260.mp4 "YOU'RE KIDDING? OH, I LOVE HIM. ",Track2_Testing_03261.mp4 "Mmm. Oh, I really did think you'd love it.",Track2_Testing_03262.mp4 "Now, I'm gonna do something here to help you along. ",Track2_Testing_03263.mp4 BUT [SIGHS],Track2_Testing_03264.mp4 So where are we? ,Track2_Testing_03265.mp4 No. I want an award I did win but nobody's given me any of those. ,Track2_Testing_03266.mp4 "Oh, do you? Do you really? ",Track2_Testing_03267.mp4 "Dad, were you avoiding me tonight?",Track2_Testing_03268.mp4 "SHELDON [IN LOW VOICE]: EZ Aquarii B, EZ Aquarii C... ",Track2_Testing_03269.mp4 BUT I NEVER KNEW HOW THEY SPARKLED,Track2_Testing_03270.mp4 Yeah. I'm sorry. I-I just need to shake it off.,Track2_Testing_03271.mp4 "I'm not a violent man, but I know how nuts it can make you to create something special only to have it stolen from you.",Track2_Testing_03272.mp4 "We could give them cool Martian names... ...and we could teach them about Martian history. Like, ""Who planted those flags?"" And, uh, ""Where'd that copy of Mars Attacks! come from?"" ",Track2_Testing_03273.mp4 "Whoa, why not? ",Track2_Testing_03274.mp4 "Yes, the disappointing sex. ",Track2_Testing_03275.mp4 "We are sitting ona treasure trove of evidence than could prove Dadcut our vacation short, okay?",Track2_Testing_03276.mp4 AND THAT WAS CLEARLY A CASE OF... FOODAL CHOKAGE. ,Track2_Testing_03277.mp4 BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET. ,Track2_Testing_03278.mp4 "LET'S TRY IT AGAIN AND THIS TIME, LET'S EVERYBODY WATCH JOEY. SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE. COUNT IT OFF, LARRY. ",Track2_Testing_03279.mp4 "I don't enjoy having to get your approval for everything, but that's the deal I made.",Track2_Testing_03280.mp4 "Okay, well, you could've let me do it. I have 32 hours of vidal sassoon training.",Track2_Testing_03281.mp4 "WELL... SURE, I GUESS. HEY, I HEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO LONDON. YAY. ",Track2_Testing_03282.mp4 Come on. The boss that fires a guy that's just been dumped? Bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy that's just been fired? ,Track2_Testing_03283.mp4 "WELL, IF IT HELPS, THERE WERE ONLY THREE. SO, IT WOULD JUST BE FOR TONIGHT, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_03284.mp4 "Oh, I know. This might help. ",Track2_Testing_03285.mp4 "Yeah, but it's not pathetic. That's where I draw the line. Come on! We'll have fun. ",Track2_Testing_03286.mp4 "Timmy was my boyfriend, and you made out with him! ",Track2_Testing_03287.mp4 "OKAY, MAYBE I WILL. ",Track2_Testing_03288.mp4 "So, Theodore, I, uh, can see where Mike gets his good looks from. ",Track2_Testing_03289.mp4 "GIVES IT A NICE, ANTIQUE-Y LOOK? ",Track2_Testing_03290.mp4 "SO, LISTEN, UH... I KNOW YOU AND I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD A CHANCE TO TALK SINCE, UH... EMILY AND I DECIDED TO GET MARRIED AND I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW YOU WERE. ",Track2_Testing_03291.mp4 AND YOU DON'T ASK ME FOR MY PERMISSION.,Track2_Testing_03292.mp4 "CARMELINA'S PROBABLY HALFWAY HOME WITH IT,",Track2_Testing_03293.mp4 Your head goes on the other end. ,Track2_Testing_03294.mp4 "Oh, my God!",Track2_Testing_03295.mp4 "SURE, THAT'LL BE GREAT. ",Track2_Testing_03296.mp4 "All right, fair enough. I certainly can be quieter when we kiss. It was an expression of passion... ...but if it's coming across as ""juicy and weird,"" who wants that? ",Track2_Testing_03297.mp4 "I don't need to practice it, 'cause I can't name my son that.",Track2_Testing_03298.mp4 It's settled. Phil says no.,Track2_Testing_03299.mp4 "I'm going on the Martha Stewart bed-and-breakfast tour of America, not an Aboriginal manhood quest.",Track2_Testing_03300.mp4 I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in. ,Track2_Testing_03301.mp4 "UH, HERE'S A BOX OF YOUR STUFF. ",Track2_Testing_03302.mp4 "I'M LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN ""THE SIXTH SENSE.""",Track2_Testing_03303.mp4 I think he's nervous.,Track2_Testing_03304.mp4 Do you need me to goand shake some trees for you?,Track2_Testing_03305.mp4 WAIT. WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM? ,Track2_Testing_03306.mp4 What speech? ,Track2_Testing_03307.mp4 "Okay, you know what?",Track2_Testing_03308.mp4 WHAT IF I'M THE DUMBEST ONE THERE?,Track2_Testing_03309.mp4 "Oh, but it failed and you lost everything?",Track2_Testing_03310.mp4 "Fine, forget I asked. How was dinner at your mom's? ",Track2_Testing_03311.mp4 I don't want to hug you either. I was just feeling blue. ,Track2_Testing_03312.mp4 Thank you.,Track2_Testing_03313.mp4 I am not a hothead. I am Colombian.,Track2_Testing_03314.mp4 "No, it was about his wife's cooking, which can't be as stale as his material.",Track2_Testing_03315.mp4 "Oh. He stopped twitching, and I think he grew an inch and a half. ",Track2_Testing_03316.mp4 "Rach, I can't tell you how much that means to me. ",Track2_Testing_03317.mp4 Until I can transfer my intellect to a more durable container... ...my body will remain safely ensconced in my bed. ,Track2_Testing_03318.mp4 That's how Velma and Scooby smuggled Shaggy into the old lighthouse. ,Track2_Testing_03319.mp4 ...I'm not hot enough to go out with a guy like Glenn? ,Track2_Testing_03320.mp4 It's like it's mocking me.,Track2_Testing_03321.mp4 "Man: SO THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU GUYS ON MY TEAM. I COME TO PLAY. I HOPE YOU DO, TOO. NOW LET'S GO OUT THERE AND GET 'EM. ",Track2_Testing_03322.mp4 "Oh, really?",Track2_Testing_03323.mp4 Joe's oatmeal.,Track2_Testing_03324.mp4 "Um, well, you know, the family is gonna be together for Thanksgiving...For the first time in I don't even know how long.",Track2_Testing_03325.mp4 WHEN IS SHE LEAVING? ,Track2_Testing_03326.mp4 When you and Claire came along.,Track2_Testing_03327.mp4 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? ,Track2_Testing_03328.mp4 Squirrel!,Track2_Testing_03329.mp4 "I'm kind of wrestling with this whole older man, younger woman thing.It's like Chloe and I grew up in different worlds.Today I made a joke about the wiggles. It went right over her head.",Track2_Testing_03330.mp4 "Like, 11. And it was beautiful.I was in Jackson kaner's carpeted garage.",Track2_Testing_03331.mp4 This seems worth it. I'm fine.,Track2_Testing_03332.mp4 "Keeping life light,making it fun for everybody.",Track2_Testing_03333.mp4 I can't listen to the two of you fight anymore. ,Track2_Testing_03334.mp4 What?! He's a legacy!,Track2_Testing_03335.mp4 I-I'm not gonna -- I'm not gonna fit in.,Track2_Testing_03336.mp4 "He saw a cloud that looked like his old football coach, and he didn't want to be alone. Ohh!",Track2_Testing_03337.mp4 "Best friends, besties. BFFs, peas-in-a-pod... ...sisters who would share traveling pants. Go on. ",Track2_Testing_03338.mp4 "OH, DON'T WORRY.",Track2_Testing_03339.mp4 "Well, you know, as long as you're happy. Oh. ",Track2_Testing_03340.mp4 I got banished.,Track2_Testing_03341.mp4 "The question is why can't you write ""Love, Claire""?",Track2_Testing_03342.mp4 "Fine, since you won't let it go.",Track2_Testing_03343.mp4 "Oh, Mitchell, that is so sweet. You know...",Track2_Testing_03344.mp4 That bar actually has amazing hamburgers if you want to stop for lunch?,Track2_Testing_03345.mp4 "SO, ANYWAYS, UM...",Track2_Testing_03346.mp4 I THINK SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH ON SOMEBODY. ,Track2_Testing_03347.mp4 "UH... YES. YES, IT IS. ",Track2_Testing_03348.mp4 "He claimed I was cold, emasculating, and hadn't shown him any physical affection for years. ",Track2_Testing_03349.mp4 Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. ,Track2_Testing_03350.mp4 You're kind of a sad sack. ,Track2_Testing_03351.mp4 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.,Track2_Testing_03352.mp4 Look at all those thumbs of colors. They're so woke.[ Cellphone whooshes ],Track2_Testing_03353.mp4 AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!,Track2_Testing_03354.mp4 "No, you were good, yeah.",Track2_Testing_03355.mp4 "To a job that I love, which I don't even know if I can do with a baby! (chuckles)",Track2_Testing_03356.mp4 WE EVEN SHARED AN ICE CREAM CONE.,Track2_Testing_03357.mp4 CALLED IT OFF. ,Track2_Testing_03358.mp4 A LOT OF THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.,Track2_Testing_03359.mp4 You know the Tanksley's over on Clifton?,Track2_Testing_03360.mp4 BECAUSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT ALL THIS.,Track2_Testing_03361.mp4 [ Door closes ]You're the best boyfriend.,Track2_Testing_03362.mp4 Treasure of the Sierra Madre! ,Track2_Testing_03363.mp4 "How do youkeep coming up with them?""",Track2_Testing_03364.mp4 "I overheard that, too.",Track2_Testing_03365.mp4 "Do you remember when, um, she wouldn't pay for my voice lessons because she said she wanted to save the money in case I ended up with Dad's nose?",Track2_Testing_03366.mp4 "Manny, why would I post a video calling myself a ""terrible actor""?",Track2_Testing_03367.mp4 "Y-You don't lie to me, though, do you?",Track2_Testing_03368.mp4 A TWO AND A FIVE. ,Track2_Testing_03369.mp4 I GUESS WE HAVE TO EAT. ,Track2_Testing_03370.mp4 "NO. NO, I JUST DIDN'T DO THEM. INSTEAD I HUNG OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS AND HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS. SO I CERTAINLY DON'T DESERVE ANY PRAISE VERBAL OR... OTHERWISE. ",Track2_Testing_03371.mp4 "Sure, but, honey, I think I slept kind of weird.",Track2_Testing_03372.mp4 "YEAH, IT IS. ",Track2_Testing_03373.mp4 ALL RIGHT.,Track2_Testing_03374.mp4 Hey.,Track2_Testing_03375.mp4 "Oh, god. Cam, I...",Track2_Testing_03376.mp4 That makes us complete star you-know-what-ers.,Track2_Testing_03377.mp4 Maybe you wanna give it a rest and try again tomorrow. ,Track2_Testing_03378.mp4 "Who's dad? I'm— I'm Marcus from biology.Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan?Has he tried anything inappropriate with you? Girl.",Track2_Testing_03379.mp4 "Oh, what the hell. ",Track2_Testing_03380.mp4 "Now, what did you want to talk about?",Track2_Testing_03381.mp4 Would it help you to open up if I were to brush your hair?,Track2_Testing_03382.mp4 Make yourself comfortable. ,Track2_Testing_03383.mp4 THAT'S -- THAT'S MY POINT.,Track2_Testing_03384.mp4 "OH, YEAH. CHECK IT. DEFINITELY WILL WANT SOME. ",Track2_Testing_03385.mp4 Model some better behavior. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_03386.mp4 ANTI-AGING BUFFING BEADS?,Track2_Testing_03387.mp4 Ooh. Names? ,Track2_Testing_03388.mp4 - That's your thermocouple. - Oh.,Track2_Testing_03389.mp4 THE DAY HE STARTS SEEING HIS SON AS A MAN,Track2_Testing_03390.mp4 "Hey, did you see the story about that, um, dinosaur fish?",Track2_Testing_03391.mp4 Trains make guys crazy.,Track2_Testing_03392.mp4 THAT MAKES NO SENSE.,Track2_Testing_03393.mp4 "Joey and Rachel? I mean it... It's like you and me going out, only weirder. ",Track2_Testing_03394.mp4 I'd rather not.,Track2_Testing_03395.mp4 "MY, UH, MY AGENT SAID THAT IT WASN'T A DANCING PART. ",Track2_Testing_03396.mp4 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? ,Track2_Testing_03397.mp4 Let's go find him and drum up an argument.,Track2_Testing_03398.mp4 Somebody's still a little touchy...About losing last year's color war. Not.,Track2_Testing_03399.mp4 I DID. NOW I'M THE IDIOT. ,Track2_Testing_03400.mp4 What do you say? What?,Track2_Testing_03401.mp4 "And call it a night. No, cam, come on.",Track2_Testing_03402.mp4 Nothing.,Track2_Testing_03403.mp4 Maybe the Avengers summoned him. ,Track2_Testing_03404.mp4 It starts with a V and ends with an X. And hopefully with a T-O in the middle. ,Track2_Testing_03405.mp4 "Hey, I hope that dog Bingo's at the park.",Track2_Testing_03406.mp4 "Excuse me, Aaron? ",Track2_Testing_03407.mp4 I hope it's with a third good option because these first two: Blah. ,Track2_Testing_03408.mp4 "Why? What happened? The wife's getting cold feet.I told her to call you. Okay, fine.",Track2_Testing_03409.mp4 "I SNUCK OVER LAST NIGHT, BUT THE FAUCET LEAKED,",Track2_Testing_03410.mp4 "You know, it's a story you'll want to tell people.",Track2_Testing_03411.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_03412.mp4 IT'S JUST THAT YOU LEFT A RED SOCK IN WITH ALL YOUR WHITES AND NOW... ,Track2_Testing_03413.mp4 I CAN FIX IT. HOLD ON. ,Track2_Testing_03414.mp4 "Well, no wonder she thought",Track2_Testing_03415.mp4 This is literally the first tree we saw.,Track2_Testing_03416.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_03417.mp4 "WOULD LIKE TO GET THIS SHOT BEFORE LUNCH. ONCE AGAIN, ROLLING. WATER WORKING. AND... ACTION. AND... CUT. WHAT WAS THAT? ",Track2_Testing_03418.mp4 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] MAKEOVERS.,Track2_Testing_03419.mp4 I kind of thought you didn't like me.,Track2_Testing_03420.mp4 "Great! Okay, faster. ",Track2_Testing_03421.mp4 The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon. ,Track2_Testing_03422.mp4 "NO, NO. I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID. FUNNY. I LIKE FUNNY. ",Track2_Testing_03423.mp4 "Sure, but you know you just did something weird and I didn't ask a single follow-up question?",Track2_Testing_03424.mp4 Some of this is my actual blood.,Track2_Testing_03425.mp4 "However, in it we learn that... ...when Spock finds himself drawn off the path of logic... ...by feelings bubbling up from his human half... ...he suppresses them, using the Vulcan mental discipline of Kolinahr. ",Track2_Testing_03426.mp4 "When I miss my catch, the best thing I can do is just wait it out in a safe place.",Track2_Testing_03427.mp4 That means that you're more interesting than them.,Track2_Testing_03428.mp4 "You're sounding human, and I don't like that.",Track2_Testing_03429.mp4 Coconut. What were you thinking? Are you a hula-girl? ,Track2_Testing_03430.mp4 "I actually felt kind of silly just saying ""on the down low."" ",Track2_Testing_03431.mp4 "WELL, I... CLOSE YOUR EYES. I JUST THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS BETTER ",Track2_Testing_03432.mp4 So you'd do a striptease. ,Track2_Testing_03433.mp4 I followed N.W.A. on tour -- Nebraskans With Accordions.,Track2_Testing_03434.mp4 So how's it going with Sheldon? Are you guys still not talking? ,Track2_Testing_03435.mp4 I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle. ,Track2_Testing_03436.mp4 "Well, uh, I like how you look. What are you? ",Track2_Testing_03437.mp4 "It's okay, I can't get mad at your feelings. ",Track2_Testing_03438.mp4 Are you hearing yourself?!,Track2_Testing_03439.mp4 "- No, he doesn't. - Oh, believe me, he does.",Track2_Testing_03440.mp4 Sorry I got stuck at the office. How was your day?,Track2_Testing_03441.mp4 Because patience is the road to understanding. Which is the key to a happy heart. ,Track2_Testing_03442.mp4 HUH? THERE'S A SHADOW THAT'S BEEN CAST,Track2_Testing_03443.mp4 TO TEACH ME A LESSON ABOUT BUYING CARS IN THE '70s!,Track2_Testing_03444.mp4 BUT CLAIRE SAID NO.,Track2_Testing_03445.mp4 "Amy, I could use some help. ",Track2_Testing_03446.mp4 "Consider: A family possesses a dog that is so large and poorly disciplined, he causes nothing but problems. Why do they keep him?! ",Track2_Testing_03447.mp4 "Wait, wait, wait, what's Leonard lying about? ",Track2_Testing_03448.mp4 BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY SMART ENOUGH,Track2_Testing_03449.mp4 "What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water? Okay, just...",Track2_Testing_03450.mp4 NOT A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE BUT HE COULD JUST HANG HIS STUFF OUT THE WINDOW IN A BAG. ,Track2_Testing_03451.mp4 You broke up with Julie Graff. How much weight could she have gained? ,Track2_Testing_03452.mp4 "I USED TO BE ""BRYCE"" ALL MY CHILDREN. ",Track2_Testing_03453.mp4 "Hey, where's Bill?",Track2_Testing_03454.mp4 "Oh, how nice. Well, a space opened up at the last minute... ...on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle. Wait a minute. ",Track2_Testing_03455.mp4 "Uh, now let's tabulate the results of the experiment. ",Track2_Testing_03456.mp4 "Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name.",Track2_Testing_03457.mp4 Hot. Who is this?,Track2_Testing_03458.mp4 Wow. It was a surprise.,Track2_Testing_03459.mp4 "So, what you got going on today?",Track2_Testing_03460.mp4 "Okay, then you can take him for shoes. ",Track2_Testing_03461.mp4 IT'S OKAY. MM.,Track2_Testing_03462.mp4 "Oh, well, all right. Um, no offense, but you were kind of rude. ",Track2_Testing_03463.mp4 "HALEY, I'M ENGAGED.",Track2_Testing_03464.mp4 "Oh, hey, buddy. Never been better.",Track2_Testing_03465.mp4 "YES, GOD FORBID WE THROW OUT OLD UNDERWEAR. YOU KNOW WHAT? ",Track2_Testing_03466.mp4 "HI. SORRY I'M LATE. UH, WERE YOU SLEEPING? ",Track2_Testing_03467.mp4 Nor I. ,Track2_Testing_03468.mp4 Be honest -- you want her out of here more than I do.,Track2_Testing_03469.mp4 What the hell does that mean? ,Track2_Testing_03470.mp4 BOTH THOSE JOEY? ,Track2_Testing_03471.mp4 He's a women's studies professor.,Track2_Testing_03472.mp4 Nothing.,Track2_Testing_03473.mp4 How could I not? This place is unbelievable.,Track2_Testing_03474.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_03475.mp4 More than you being covered in sweat?,Track2_Testing_03476.mp4 So it's a family film. ,Track2_Testing_03477.mp4 Why do you make everything filthy? Why couldn't you say the blog is like... ...her giving me the key to her heart? ,Track2_Testing_03478.mp4 I-I want to see how this ends.,Track2_Testing_03479.mp4 "You know, where we all sit around a table, there's a nice breakfast spread?",Track2_Testing_03480.mp4 "BUT ONLY IN THE MOMENT. SO, DO YOU... ",Track2_Testing_03481.mp4 -Want to get something to eat? -Sounds good. ,Track2_Testing_03482.mp4 Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! ,Track2_Testing_03483.mp4 Ahem. Hang on. ,Track2_Testing_03484.mp4 I KNOW HOW WE CAN DECIDE. ,Track2_Testing_03485.mp4 It's your first day. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_03486.mp4 YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT --,Track2_Testing_03487.mp4 You're the only one with a gay son. I'm sure he'll appreciate opening up to you.,Track2_Testing_03488.mp4 Isn't she great? I think she really likes me.,Track2_Testing_03489.mp4 What drives Jay Pritchett?,Track2_Testing_03490.mp4 I'm going to work. Do not follow me. ,Track2_Testing_03491.mp4 It's just that I feel like I'm losing my children to america.,Track2_Testing_03492.mp4 "OH, I'M NOT HUNGRY. ",Track2_Testing_03493.mp4 "You undermined me with Lily, and now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.",Track2_Testing_03494.mp4 "Well, you have to put it back.",Track2_Testing_03495.mp4 I DID APPRECIATE YOU STANDING UP FOR ME. IT FELT REALLY NICE. KIND OF MADE ME LIKE YOU EVEN MORE. ,Track2_Testing_03496.mp4 "All right, I will. ",Track2_Testing_03497.mp4 "THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME, DAD, ONLY BECAUSE WE WERE EATING",Track2_Testing_03498.mp4 "YOU CAN'T CALL SOMEBODY AFTER THIS LONG JUST TO SAY ""IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, I DON'T LIKE YOU."" ",Track2_Testing_03499.mp4 Oh. Wait. Are you all right? ,Track2_Testing_03500.mp4 I COULD DO SOMETHING MORE COMPLICATED. ,Track2_Testing_03501.mp4 I have a lot of downtime while you're resetting.,Track2_Testing_03502.mp4 "Joey, you could really get hurt out here. Okay, so you want to pay attention or do you want to die? ",Track2_Testing_03503.mp4 "Your heart might be in the right place, but your head, chest and arms certainly aren't. ",Track2_Testing_03504.mp4 "Worth it when you look at this beauty, huh?",Track2_Testing_03505.mp4 A trip to Colombia?,Track2_Testing_03506.mp4 I know what we can do to kill time.,Track2_Testing_03507.mp4 [ Sighs ] I'm so sorry.,Track2_Testing_03508.mp4 "'CAUSE, UH, THIS IS TODAY'S POST AND, UH, THESE ARE THE LISTINGS I FOUND. ""BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, TWO BEDROOMS."" ""BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, ONE BEDROOM."" ""BROOKLYN HEIGHTS,"" ""BROOKLYN HEIGHTS,"" ""BROOKLYN HEIGHTS."" ",Track2_Testing_03509.mp4 "True dat. ""True dat""? ",Track2_Testing_03510.mp4 "One quick song, and if you so much as begin to introduce the band, I'll cut the power off.",Track2_Testing_03511.mp4 "I mean, you have to admit... ...things seemed simpler when we were just friends. ",Track2_Testing_03512.mp4 "{\an8}Sheldon, do you understand the irony... {\an8}...of your fixation on a man with super speed... {\an8}...while after five years all I can get out of you... {\an8}...is a distracted make-out session on a couch? ",Track2_Testing_03513.mp4 Shh!,Track2_Testing_03514.mp4 I don't know what happened.,Track2_Testing_03515.mp4 Yeah. But it's no big deal.,Track2_Testing_03516.mp4 So she'll come to the wedding. ,Track2_Testing_03517.mp4 "GAVIN, AND HE WORKED FOR AN EVEN BIGGER JACKASS THAN HE IS.",Track2_Testing_03518.mp4 I want to apologize.,Track2_Testing_03519.mp4 Just not for us. No!,Track2_Testing_03520.mp4 "SO, DID SHOPPING HELP YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT ROSS? ",Track2_Testing_03521.mp4 WHAT KIND OF A PARTY SERVES BARLEY? ,Track2_Testing_03522.mp4 OOH! BATH SALTS WOULD BE NICE. ,Track2_Testing_03523.mp4 -No. -What do you think Ricky would do... ...if an interloper encroached on his territory? ,Track2_Testing_03524.mp4 Okay. Okay. ,Track2_Testing_03525.mp4 For a person whose neck massages... ...feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest? ,Track2_Testing_03526.mp4 -[ Chuckles ] -Why don't we crack that open?,Track2_Testing_03527.mp4 I am in a tunnel!,Track2_Testing_03528.mp4 "How would you feel about taking out my assistant, Tag? I'll pay. ",Track2_Testing_03529.mp4 "That's what this ""R"" stands for.",Track2_Testing_03530.mp4 Save it.,Track2_Testing_03531.mp4 "Honey, there must be something I can do to get you out there.",Track2_Testing_03532.mp4 SO WE'RE GONNA FLUSH ALL MY HARD WORK,Track2_Testing_03533.mp4 Damn it.Do they come with medicine for a village?,Track2_Testing_03534.mp4 Impressive.,Track2_Testing_03535.mp4 "Okay, would you please stop saying that?",Track2_Testing_03536.mp4 Exactly.,Track2_Testing_03537.mp4 SHE DID?,Track2_Testing_03538.mp4 UNTIL SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE FOR HERSELF.,Track2_Testing_03539.mp4 I'm having sex with a Catholic schoolgirl tonight. ,Track2_Testing_03540.mp4 Oh. No problem.,Track2_Testing_03541.mp4 I don't joke about real estate.,Track2_Testing_03542.mp4 "I know. I just felt like I needed to explain. The guy I was with did my last tattoo, and he's been asking me out for months. I finally said yes just to get it over with. ",Track2_Testing_03543.mp4 He's not gonna be there. He's just sending a team to research his theory. ,Track2_Testing_03544.mp4 Hmm.,Track2_Testing_03545.mp4 "Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it. ",Track2_Testing_03546.mp4 SO THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE PIGEONS IN SUSHI BARS. ,Track2_Testing_03547.mp4 "Okay, fine, it's not cute. ",Track2_Testing_03548.mp4 WHAT ELSE?,Track2_Testing_03549.mp4 WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT?,Track2_Testing_03550.mp4 YOU GOT THERE ON YOUR OWN.,Track2_Testing_03551.mp4 Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise.,Track2_Testing_03552.mp4 What kind of surgery? ,Track2_Testing_03553.mp4 I HAVE TO CUT YOU OFF RIGHT THERE.,Track2_Testing_03554.mp4 Can't have this argument again!,Track2_Testing_03555.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_03556.mp4 Yep.,Track2_Testing_03557.mp4 "Yeah, I know, I know. I should think about Joe.",Track2_Testing_03558.mp4 "OF COURSE, THEY'RE GOING TO SAY HE'S DEAD. THEY DON'T WANT THE BAD PUBLICITY. IT'S ALL A GREAT, BIG COVER-UP. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HIGH UP THIS THING GOES? ",Track2_Testing_03559.mp4 Why are you this upset about ice cream?,Track2_Testing_03560.mp4 You can't just roll over on something,Track2_Testing_03561.mp4 HE ASKED YOU OUT? NO. ,Track2_Testing_03562.mp4 THERE'S NOTHING TO MAKE UP. SHE'S GOING TO KNOW I HAVE A KEY TO HER OFFICE. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU LOCKED BACK THE WAY YOU WERE. ,Track2_Testing_03563.mp4 "Aw, I threw it out.",Track2_Testing_03564.mp4 That sounds like an offer I can't refuse.,Track2_Testing_03565.mp4 "My God, Claire!",Track2_Testing_03566.mp4 You're practically purring.,Track2_Testing_03567.mp4 "No, no, listen. [ Clears throat ]",Track2_Testing_03568.mp4 "I'm gonna miss you, Vincent.",Track2_Testing_03569.mp4 "Okay, well, see you. I'm going out. ",Track2_Testing_03570.mp4 "SO I JUST, YOU KNOW...",Track2_Testing_03571.mp4 "I KNOW, RIGHT?",Track2_Testing_03572.mp4 "Stop holding your stomach in, I'll give you a six-pack with the computer. ",Track2_Testing_03573.mp4 "Rajesh, I've had the privilege... ...of working alongside you for many years. My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs. ",Track2_Testing_03574.mp4 All I'm saying is that there's no downside to more education.,Track2_Testing_03575.mp4 Yep. This is not a nude descending a staircase.,Track2_Testing_03576.mp4 "Mm, i can't eat that.",Track2_Testing_03577.mp4 "Oh, that is so thoughtful. ",Track2_Testing_03578.mp4 And your breasts... Mm! ,Track2_Testing_03579.mp4 "Yeah, for three years. ",Track2_Testing_03580.mp4 It sucks that she's not here. ,Track2_Testing_03581.mp4 TURNED OUR DAUGHTER AGAINST SOMETHING THAT I LOVE.,Track2_Testing_03582.mp4 He asked her last period.,Track2_Testing_03583.mp4 WHY SHOULD I CLOSE MY EYES?,Track2_Testing_03584.mp4 I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any. ,Track2_Testing_03585.mp4 "My gosh, and look at your new boots.",Track2_Testing_03586.mp4 "OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP? ",Track2_Testing_03587.mp4 "I walked in on you watching ""Top Gun"".",Track2_Testing_03588.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_03589.mp4 "LEONARD: Okay, let me just get right to it. Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly, just obnoxious. ",Track2_Testing_03590.mp4 We'll be in constant communication.,Track2_Testing_03591.mp4 "Oh, man. Did you see the way she smiled at me? ",Track2_Testing_03592.mp4 I should run.,Track2_Testing_03593.mp4 That'd be great. Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_03594.mp4 Really puts losing a job in perspective.,Track2_Testing_03595.mp4 BUT THIS IS A TWO-LINE PART. THAT'S LIKE TAKING A STEP BACKWARDS. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. ,Track2_Testing_03596.mp4 """SMOKE AWAY!"" ",Track2_Testing_03597.mp4 "The guy's hilarious. Okay, tell me one of his jokes.",Track2_Testing_03598.mp4 I -- I didn't tell you about the job.,Track2_Testing_03599.mp4 You could've just told me.,Track2_Testing_03600.mp4 "Hey, you.",Track2_Testing_03601.mp4 I ASKED MOM FOR?,Track2_Testing_03602.mp4 "Yes, I am. ",Track2_Testing_03603.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ,Track2_Testing_03604.mp4 "Well, since Amy's going, do you want me there, you know, to support you? ",Track2_Testing_03605.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT. ,Track2_Testing_03606.mp4 Stay there.,Track2_Testing_03607.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?,Track2_Testing_03608.mp4 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?,Track2_Testing_03609.mp4 {\an8}Are any of them me? ,Track2_Testing_03610.mp4 I do. It's the men I'm interested in.,Track2_Testing_03611.mp4 "Hey, what are you doing here?",Track2_Testing_03612.mp4 "Oh, fun.",Track2_Testing_03613.mp4 Will you please play the game? {\an8}I can't spy with my little eye something passing right through us. ,Track2_Testing_03614.mp4 You know what the best part of it is? I get to do my plan laugh: ,Track2_Testing_03615.mp4 he's so cute and tall.,Track2_Testing_03616.mp4 "Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_03617.mp4 Wooden spoon!,Track2_Testing_03618.mp4 "And there's a big drug deal going on tonight, but he wants me to steer clear.",Track2_Testing_03619.mp4 Whether I'm ready to run my own company?,Track2_Testing_03620.mp4 "I am, but I do love him.",Track2_Testing_03621.mp4 LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE AS GOOD IN PERSON AS YOU ARE ON PAPER. MAKE ME A SALAD. A SALAD? ,Track2_Testing_03622.mp4 "Oh, that's a -- It's a...",Track2_Testing_03623.mp4 BECAUSE YOU WERE ENTHUSIASTIC.,Track2_Testing_03624.mp4 "OH, ALICE, HI. I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. I GOT A REAL HOME EC EMERGENCY. ",Track2_Testing_03625.mp4 "Guys in my unit have a tradition whereas, when one of us goes, the rest of us, no matter where we are, find the nearest Irish pub, and at 7:00, silently toast the fallen.",Track2_Testing_03626.mp4 AND THEY'RE GONNA NAME A COUNTRY AFTER ME.,Track2_Testing_03627.mp4 I'm taking a much more interesting confession upstairs.,Track2_Testing_03628.mp4 WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. ,Track2_Testing_03629.mp4 I've been responsible for my own buzz since 2003. Another round for me and my homegirl. ,Track2_Testing_03630.mp4 "Wait, and this isright after our trip.",Track2_Testing_03631.mp4 "Space is filled with orbiting children. Look, please, just come on. When you see the look on Emma's face, I swear, you won't regret it. ",Track2_Testing_03632.mp4 You are such a snob.,Track2_Testing_03633.mp4 "Spanish inquisition, sailing off the edge of the world, learning how to understand fire.",Track2_Testing_03634.mp4 "Well, my -- my step-grandmother, she is from Colombia, and she sells a salsa that is supposedly made with these magical peppers.",Track2_Testing_03635.mp4 Sure I do. ,Track2_Testing_03636.mp4 "Uh, but look. I, uh --",Track2_Testing_03637.mp4 A small house is cozy.,Track2_Testing_03638.mp4 "See, I learn something whenever I spend time with you.",Track2_Testing_03639.mp4 She was just crawling around and she found him... so I just let her sleep with him. ,Track2_Testing_03640.mp4 What choice did i have? You used to be up for anything.,Track2_Testing_03641.mp4 "Really? So this is? This is my big sendoff into married life? Rachel, this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have. I've got a big wad of ones in my purse. Really? I mean, really? It's just tea? ",Track2_Testing_03642.mp4 "Dude, I tell everyone,",Track2_Testing_03643.mp4 "Ferberize. It is a method of getting the baby to sleep through the night...By, yes, basically letting her cry herself to sleep.",Track2_Testing_03644.mp4 "HEY, LADIES, WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR? ",Track2_Testing_03645.mp4 "[ CHUCKLES ] OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE DESCRIBING YOURSELF.",Track2_Testing_03646.mp4 "- Yeah, that'll do it. - Wow. ",Track2_Testing_03647.mp4 MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANY MORE BUTTONS.,Track2_Testing_03648.mp4 It was kind of apocalyptic-y.,Track2_Testing_03649.mp4 "Yeah, o-okay. But I'm just doing this for you. ",Track2_Testing_03650.mp4 "So, if you wear that, it'll make mine less special. ",Track2_Testing_03651.mp4 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO-- ASK EVERY GUY I MAKE OUT WITH ,Track2_Testing_03652.mp4 Yeah. What?,Track2_Testing_03653.mp4 How do you feel about the fact that Jay's gonna hate it?,Track2_Testing_03654.mp4 Keys to your new magic shop.,Track2_Testing_03655.mp4 How's the cleanup going?,Track2_Testing_03656.mp4 IT'S HAPPENING.,Track2_Testing_03657.mp4 HE HAS A STRONG SUSPICION THAT YOU DROPPED THE BALL ON THE LENDER PROJECT. ,Track2_Testing_03658.mp4 "NO. REALLY, NO. ",Track2_Testing_03659.mp4 Now I may have to use my genius for evil.,Track2_Testing_03660.mp4 I don't talk about it every minute. ,Track2_Testing_03661.mp4 "Um, uh... Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_03662.mp4 and I really know my stuff. ,Track2_Testing_03663.mp4 "Oh, yeah. Do you like jokes?",Track2_Testing_03664.mp4 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a winner. ,Track2_Testing_03665.mp4 What do you want? ,Track2_Testing_03666.mp4 How about this?,Track2_Testing_03667.mp4 Let me ask you something else. Is she seeing anybody? ,Track2_Testing_03668.mp4 Bonjour.,Track2_Testing_03669.mp4 "I don't know, maybe drive down to Hollywood... ...hit a few hot spots, see if I can get lucky. ",Track2_Testing_03670.mp4 What I really am is a very smart scientist. Who understands the mechanics of the universe. And is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought. ,Track2_Testing_03671.mp4 "For me, it's when boxers hug after a fight.",Track2_Testing_03672.mp4 AND THEY SHOULD PROBABLY STAY TOGETHER. ,Track2_Testing_03673.mp4 "Leonard, I'm not breaking up with you. ",Track2_Testing_03674.mp4 "DAD BOUGHT ME MY HOUSE. OURS, TOO.",Track2_Testing_03675.mp4 Aren't you glad you participated in this? ,Track2_Testing_03676.mp4 "OKAY, THEN I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY YOU WANT ME OUT. I WANT YOU OUT. I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOUR LIPS. ",Track2_Testing_03677.mp4 "No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.",Track2_Testing_03678.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. I HARDLY EVER SAY THAT ABOUT PEOPLE. ,Track2_Testing_03679.mp4 You want a calculator? ,Track2_Testing_03680.mp4 "As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening in ancient Greece-- ",Track2_Testing_03681.mp4 "You, uh, you got any beer? All-all I got is this, uh, melon stuff that Rachel left. ",Track2_Testing_03682.mp4 "Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity. Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate. ",Track2_Testing_03683.mp4 "Oh, I fell asleep. ",Track2_Testing_03684.mp4 "Oh, it was nothing. We just went out, we hit a few balls.And you'll never guess where. I guess Javier knew a guy. And you know what?",Track2_Testing_03685.mp4 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO COME TO THE GAMES.,Track2_Testing_03686.mp4 [ Chuckles ] Wow.,Track2_Testing_03687.mp4 It's a $20 difference.,Track2_Testing_03688.mp4 [ Sighs ],Track2_Testing_03689.mp4 Okay. See you there. Happy humping. ,Track2_Testing_03690.mp4 "Well, I'm not sure yet but, um... off the top of my head, I'm thinking... double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat. ",Track2_Testing_03691.mp4 "Leonard, it astonishes me how you continually fixate on the trivial. I lost a bet to Wolowitz. ",Track2_Testing_03692.mp4 "Wow, that really hurt. ",Track2_Testing_03693.mp4 I know.,Track2_Testing_03694.mp4 "Dipping little toes into the ocean for the first time, the way a toddlerrun towards the door in their jammies saying,""Daddy!""",Track2_Testing_03695.mp4 "Jay, I'm not going to marry anyone else.",Track2_Testing_03696.mp4 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? ,Track2_Testing_03697.mp4 "Way to make lemonade, you know, from around the corner where fudge is made. ",Track2_Testing_03698.mp4 "All right, what response on my part... ...would bring this conversation to a conclusion? ",Track2_Testing_03699.mp4 "YEAH, OKAY. ",Track2_Testing_03700.mp4 "Yeah, this seems like a casual interest.",Track2_Testing_03701.mp4 "In fact, sometimes if you free-associate from the bad ideas, you discover great ones.",Track2_Testing_03702.mp4 But i do love you.,Track2_Testing_03703.mp4 "You know, fake a cough, stomachache...",Track2_Testing_03704.mp4 "OKAY. I GET IT. SO I GET NOTHING. NOTHING HERE IS MINE. EVERYTHING IS YOURS. I'LL GET UP IN THE MORNING PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES, AND HEAD OFF TO WORK. ",Track2_Testing_03705.mp4 "NOW THAT YOU BRING IT UP UH, OUR FRIDGE IS BROKEN. WE HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. I CHECKED AROUND AND YOUR HALF IS $400. THANKS A LOT, RACH. ",Track2_Testing_03706.mp4 "OH, MINDY. OH, YOU ARE SO STUPID. OH, WE ARE BOTH SO STUPID. ",Track2_Testing_03707.mp4 "New ideas, someone -- someone to push up against me.",Track2_Testing_03708.mp4 "Honey, you got a second before you go? I wanna talk about something.",Track2_Testing_03709.mp4 You got it. Yes!,Track2_Testing_03710.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_03711.mp4 "The nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15 percent discount. ",Track2_Testing_03712.mp4 OH... I JUST WISH WE HADN'T LOST THOSE FOUR MONTHS. BUT IF TIME WAS WHAT YOU NEEDED JUST TO GAIN A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE... ,Track2_Testing_03713.mp4 I DON'T WANT ALL THIS SAP ALL OVER MY LAWN COUCH.,Track2_Testing_03714.mp4 "No, there's also Apu from The Simpsons. ",Track2_Testing_03715.mp4 "Oh! Dad, the laptop is gone.",Track2_Testing_03716.mp4 I LOVE IT.,Track2_Testing_03717.mp4 Yeah. Sure. It's just a lot to take in.,Track2_Testing_03718.mp4 Shelly! How's my baby doing? ,Track2_Testing_03719.mp4 Sure you do. ,Track2_Testing_03720.mp4 "Wait, wait, wait, wait. ",Track2_Testing_03721.mp4 "Oh, wow, look, there's you having sex... ...with a guy in the top half of a Chewbacca costume. ",Track2_Testing_03722.mp4 "WELL, YOU PROMISED ME A FUN ROAD TRIP ",Track2_Testing_03723.mp4 Totally. And so would Kate.,Track2_Testing_03724.mp4 "Oh, really? And miss the keynote? ",Track2_Testing_03725.mp4 - He wants the calculator. - Calculator.,Track2_Testing_03726.mp4 "WHEN WE GOT MARRIED,",Track2_Testing_03727.mp4 "Well, that's actually why. Look, I'm starting a whole new career now. I'm not saying I don't want a baby. I'm just saying maybe we could wait a little while. ",Track2_Testing_03728.mp4 [ CHUCKLES ] WOW.,Track2_Testing_03729.mp4 "I'm not the best at reading facial cues... ...but I'm gonna say that you love it and wanna hear more. Now, in the beloved novel Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... ...an alien named Ford Prefect pretended to be human in order to blend in... ...so that he could write an entry about Earth for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Which is a travel book within the actual book. Which is also called The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. ",Track2_Testing_03730.mp4 "CIA. Agent Chuck stone, who doesn't care...",Track2_Testing_03731.mp4 I BROUGHT YOU ALPHABET SOUP. ,Track2_Testing_03732.mp4 "Great. Let me just check. my schedule, he said, trying to seem like a man with things on his schedule. ",Track2_Testing_03733.mp4 "Let me think. I was walking down the street, thinking ""I'm going to tell the father today,"" and then, bam! ",Track2_Testing_03734.mp4 "Oh, please. Do you know how many times this has paid for itself?",Track2_Testing_03735.mp4 He's just embarrassing in a different way.,Track2_Testing_03736.mp4 You do? It's just like you...,Track2_Testing_03737.mp4 I'm what?,Track2_Testing_03738.mp4 I BANGED YOUR EX-WIFE!,Track2_Testing_03739.mp4 "Yeah, like when you proposed to me.",Track2_Testing_03740.mp4 HERE THEY COME. ,Track2_Testing_03741.mp4 "All right, I'll see you in an hour. Okay. Yeah.",Track2_Testing_03742.mp4 "I love our house. I do, too.",Track2_Testing_03743.mp4 I don't know why. There was no prize.,Track2_Testing_03744.mp4 And guess what. It was me the whole time.,Track2_Testing_03745.mp4 I saw him exactly one second before you. You know everything I know.,Track2_Testing_03746.mp4 ASKING ME TO SAY THE SLOGAN.,Track2_Testing_03747.mp4 Did you ever do that even once?!,Track2_Testing_03748.mp4 "In fact, I'll go into my room right now and, you know, try the outfit on. ",Track2_Testing_03749.mp4 I'D RATHER NOT. CAN YOU EVEN READ? CAN YOU PLEASE TRY?,Track2_Testing_03750.mp4 "No, why are you going to so much trouble to prove that you're smarter than Wolowitz? ",Track2_Testing_03751.mp4 A good wife would go to the store. ,Track2_Testing_03752.mp4 "T-THE POINT IS, I HATED IT.",Track2_Testing_03753.mp4 "-Wanna come to dinner with us? -Yes, please. ",Track2_Testing_03754.mp4 Lost again?,Track2_Testing_03755.mp4 Awesome.,Track2_Testing_03756.mp4 I'M NOT SAYING TO BE BARNEY. ,Track2_Testing_03757.mp4 "The people have spoken, Dunphy.",Track2_Testing_03758.mp4 Mary Lou Retton vault her way into America's heart.,Track2_Testing_03759.mp4 I KNOW I CAME IN LATE LAST WEEK BUT I SLEPT FUNNY AND MY HAIR WAS... ,Track2_Testing_03760.mp4 THERE IS NO CHUCK FEENY?,Track2_Testing_03761.mp4 What'd you have in mind for tonight? ,Track2_Testing_03762.mp4 I KNOW PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY.,Track2_Testing_03763.mp4 "Great, here I am. ",Track2_Testing_03764.mp4 "WELL, I TOLD HIM I WOULD THINK ABOUT IT BUT I'M GOING TO TELL HIM NO. ",Track2_Testing_03765.mp4 "Well, then, maybe we should create evidence now of a relationship that may or may not happen later?",Track2_Testing_03766.mp4 Wow! What a journey.,Track2_Testing_03767.mp4 And I can still achieve a full and satisfying...,Track2_Testing_03768.mp4 What do you do? ,Track2_Testing_03769.mp4 That's your superpower!,Track2_Testing_03770.mp4 SERIOUSLY?,Track2_Testing_03771.mp4 YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT TONIGHT WAS. ,Track2_Testing_03772.mp4 Anyway...[ Cellphone rings ],Track2_Testing_03773.mp4 "And really, how much longer am I gonna have to put up with him?",Track2_Testing_03774.mp4 "- Really? - I don't know why, I'm sorry. I guess I just didn't want to lose face. ",Track2_Testing_03775.mp4 "Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around.",Track2_Testing_03776.mp4 "WELL, I ALSO SAID YES. ",Track2_Testing_03777.mp4 "LOOK, THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER. I WANT YOU OUT. I WANT YOU OUT OF THE APARTMENT NOW. ",Track2_Testing_03778.mp4 "I can't say ""No.""",Track2_Testing_03779.mp4 "YOU DIDN'T... TELL HIM THAT, THOUGH... RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_03780.mp4 "This maysurprise you, but... sometimes I wishI was more like you, the way you're always able to enjoy life.",Track2_Testing_03781.mp4 "Uh, yeah. ",Track2_Testing_03782.mp4 "OH, THANK YOU. ",Track2_Testing_03783.mp4 "LOOK, YOU DATING THIS GIRL YOU CAME WITH? ",Track2_Testing_03784.mp4 "I mean, what does he want us to do, write the episode for him?",Track2_Testing_03785.mp4 "It was a nice change of pace, not eating takeout around a coffee table. ",Track2_Testing_03786.mp4 Going out of her way to take care of us.,Track2_Testing_03787.mp4 "Well, when i was little, i was in a spelling bee at school and i really wanted to win.",Track2_Testing_03788.mp4 Can I ask a question? Is there a chance you're just kind of making this all about Mitchell?,Track2_Testing_03789.mp4 "UH, HEY, WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY? ",Track2_Testing_03790.mp4 THAT'S A GOOD POINT. YEAH. ,Track2_Testing_03791.mp4 AND THAT'S NOT WHY I WANT HER TO TAKE THE JOB.,Track2_Testing_03792.mp4 "Mmm. No big deal, I enjoy spending time with you. And I with you. ",Track2_Testing_03793.mp4 [ Whispers ] It washes me out.,Track2_Testing_03794.mp4 "Oh, sweetie, I don't even think it works as one. ",Track2_Testing_03795.mp4 "I believe that, uh, we just killed a dragon. While the others pillage the corpse... ...I lead you to a secluded area... ...where I attempt to remove your leather armor. ",Track2_Testing_03796.mp4 "WELL, WE HAVE TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE FRESH ONES. ",Track2_Testing_03797.mp4 It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics. ,Track2_Testing_03798.mp4 "Um, I have Paris, New York, Miami. Oh.I have a fourth one.I'm forgetting one lover. I'm forgetting one lover. Mmm.",Track2_Testing_03799.mp4 It's nice that you called them esteemed. ,Track2_Testing_03800.mp4 "HEY, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? ",Track2_Testing_03801.mp4 "Well, maybe you can go at it from a different angle. Like, you see a glimmer of goodness in him... ...and you only said what you said because you want to nurture it and make it shine. ",Track2_Testing_03802.mp4 Like it's more serious than they're saying?,Track2_Testing_03803.mp4 "I'm proud of you, Manny.You're doing the right thing. Trust me.",Track2_Testing_03804.mp4 "Oh, I so should have taken you to Houston. ",Track2_Testing_03805.mp4 "Well, all right, you know how in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince... ...Ron didn't abandon Harry because Harry started dating Ron's sister? ",Track2_Testing_03806.mp4 "HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? ",Track2_Testing_03807.mp4 Not now.,Track2_Testing_03808.mp4 "Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out. ",Track2_Testing_03809.mp4 "So, you know, isn't there some way you and Sheldon could compromise... ...on this presentation thing? ",Track2_Testing_03810.mp4 That's too bad.,Track2_Testing_03811.mp4 My parents didn't even know i was in it. [ Chuckles ],Track2_Testing_03812.mp4 "Oh, you don't have to do that.",Track2_Testing_03813.mp4 You're right. How do I make myself stop sweating?,Track2_Testing_03814.mp4 But all these demands don't sound very second wife-y.,Track2_Testing_03815.mp4 I DO NOT WANT THIS UNIT. ,Track2_Testing_03816.mp4 They were baking cookies and they burned a batch.,Track2_Testing_03817.mp4 HEALTHY AS EVER.,Track2_Testing_03818.mp4 "And I can't even bear it, 'cause we're just like my grandp...",Track2_Testing_03819.mp4 It's where Michelangelo got the marble to make the David. Oh.,Track2_Testing_03820.mp4 I FEEL KIND OF BAD ABOUT BEFORE.,Track2_Testing_03821.mp4 It's the kind of thing you ought to know now that we have one. ,Track2_Testing_03822.mp4 You knew it was me.,Track2_Testing_03823.mp4 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. ,Track2_Testing_03824.mp4 "Hey, a dog. ",Track2_Testing_03825.mp4 "WHAT AM I MAKING HIM, BY THE WAY? ",Track2_Testing_03826.mp4 "Hey, Joan. How's everything down here today?",Track2_Testing_03827.mp4 That's pretty cool. I have six friends. I'm kind of like Sinatra. ,Track2_Testing_03828.mp4 ...so I think I know what I'm talking about. ,Track2_Testing_03829.mp4 "No, of course not. It's a girl's. Why would I want to wear it?",Track2_Testing_03830.mp4 The revolution is coming!,Track2_Testing_03831.mp4 "Well, that's nice to hear.",Track2_Testing_03832.mp4 You really think I can't keep up with you? No.,Track2_Testing_03833.mp4 "Thanks, Mom.",Track2_Testing_03834.mp4 But I'm not feeling this one.,Track2_Testing_03835.mp4 "You know, I could, like, maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books. ",Track2_Testing_03836.mp4 WHAT'S A KUNDUS? ,Track2_Testing_03837.mp4 "As long as I don't what? Cam? As long as I don't— oh, god!",Track2_Testing_03838.mp4 "Hey, baby, I love you. ",Track2_Testing_03839.mp4 "Okay, fine. Well, what if we just flip it over? There. Looks fine, right? ",Track2_Testing_03840.mp4 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. ,Track2_Testing_03841.mp4 MOVE THE BALL FURTHER AWAY. ROSS COULD MAKE THAT SHOT. ,Track2_Testing_03842.mp4 "Well, anyone. ",Track2_Testing_03843.mp4 "Well, it just slipped out. I feel terrible. ",Track2_Testing_03844.mp4 "Well, I was thinking a home theater or a gaming room-- you know, like a man cave. ",Track2_Testing_03845.mp4 "Yes. In preparation for today's studies, I read Stanislavski's An Actor Prepares... ",Track2_Testing_03846.mp4 "Oh, that's not who I am. ",Track2_Testing_03847.mp4 "Howard said I could borrow it, Bernadette said forever. ",Track2_Testing_03848.mp4 JAY. I'M SORRY. JUST...,Track2_Testing_03849.mp4 THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. ,Track2_Testing_03850.mp4 "Oh, yeah. I hear things.",Track2_Testing_03851.mp4 Wednesday is New Comic Book Day. We have to go to the comic-book store. And then we have to stop at Souplantation. It's Creamy Tomato Soup Day. And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple-A batteries. We have to go to Pottery Barn and return my Star Wars sheets. ,Track2_Testing_03852.mp4 "YEAH, OKAY, BYE. ",Track2_Testing_03853.mp4 But I need to earn enough money so I can go to Comic-Con. ,Track2_Testing_03854.mp4 I CAN'T. IT'S LIKE THIS CHEMICAL THING. EVERY TIME SHE STARTS LAUGHING I JUST WANT TO... PULL MY ARM OFF JUST SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO THROW AT HER. ,Track2_Testing_03855.mp4 "He went for a coffee, fell in love with the barista, and nowI am living in a condo, dating a friggin' child!",Track2_Testing_03856.mp4 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING SOME SORT OF BRAIN EPISODE.,Track2_Testing_03857.mp4 "There are a couple of things I did with Penny that might be a little silly, but.... ",Track2_Testing_03858.mp4 I'm not gonna say your password out loud. That is not secure. ,Track2_Testing_03859.mp4 FOR ME? SURE. WHAT?,Track2_Testing_03860.mp4 "Chandler. Look, you and Monica are meant to have children. I'm sure it's gonna be just fine. ",Track2_Testing_03861.mp4 I should probably keep this in case we have a girl. ,Track2_Testing_03862.mp4 "Well, in that case, do you mind giving me some advice? ",Track2_Testing_03863.mp4 Specific to my situation. ,Track2_Testing_03864.mp4 You're bleeding. What?,Track2_Testing_03865.mp4 I NOTICED A FEW OF YOUR PROFESSORS,Track2_Testing_03866.mp4 WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOU WANT TO GO HERE.,Track2_Testing_03867.mp4 I didn't bring it up before because I was embarrassed.,Track2_Testing_03868.mp4 Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin conversation? Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me. ,Track2_Testing_03869.mp4 You want-you want to come in for a beer or something? ,Track2_Testing_03870.mp4 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: ANYTHING FROM CRABTREE & EVELYN? ,Track2_Testing_03871.mp4 It would kill me to have a little button-nose beauty out there kicking up a storm as the first female punter or the first male Rockette.,Track2_Testing_03872.mp4 I heard you were therefor hours.,Track2_Testing_03873.mp4 "- You said that? - Well, not with my mouth.",Track2_Testing_03874.mp4 Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? ,Track2_Testing_03875.mp4 "ALL RIGHT. I'LL COME TO NEW YORK, AND WE'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK. ",Track2_Testing_03876.mp4 "OH, I'M SORRY. {\an1}DID MY BACK HURT YOUR KNIFE? ",Track2_Testing_03877.mp4 "YEAH, THE HAND GUY. ",Track2_Testing_03878.mp4 "Take a chance. Let's, uh...",Track2_Testing_03879.mp4 "I DON'T KNOW. I LOST IT ALL, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_03880.mp4 "Hand me that ladle, huh?",Track2_Testing_03881.mp4 Are you sure? You look a bit puffy. ,Track2_Testing_03882.mp4 Is Rachel having the baby? ,Track2_Testing_03883.mp4 "UH, HEY!OH! I'M -- I'M SO SORRY!",Track2_Testing_03884.mp4 "NOW, WHEN YOU SAY ""HANDSOME,""",Track2_Testing_03885.mp4 "Well, it was a number of things. First, the late hour. Then your demeanor seems very low-energy. ",Track2_Testing_03886.mp4 "ACTUALLY, MR. DUNPHY, I WAS HOPING I COULD SPEAK WITH YOU.",Track2_Testing_03887.mp4 "You're acting crazy,and it's scaring me.",Track2_Testing_03888.mp4 Missing one tournament doesn't make us bad parents.,Track2_Testing_03889.mp4 [ Chuckles ],Track2_Testing_03890.mp4 You... you should go. You should go.,Track2_Testing_03891.mp4 WHO COULD NEVER WIN HIS OWN AWARD?,Track2_Testing_03892.mp4 Is that who you want to be?,Track2_Testing_03893.mp4 "I-I saw the face of every bully,",Track2_Testing_03894.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?,Track2_Testing_03895.mp4 "7920? And you can say a lot of things about me, but I am not someone who lives through her kids.",Track2_Testing_03896.mp4 So you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian.,Track2_Testing_03897.mp4 "Even skipping the party, we'rebarely gonna make it in time.",Track2_Testing_03898.mp4 "SO, UH, FROM THAT, YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT ME ALL FIGURED OUT?! WELL, YOU DON'T. YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE TOYS FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS IN HERE. ",Track2_Testing_03899.mp4 "Wow, man, so Joey must have really taught you some stuff, huh? ",Track2_Testing_03900.mp4 "You got lucky, too.",Track2_Testing_03901.mp4 What are you doing? ,Track2_Testing_03902.mp4 "Yeah, right there. ",Track2_Testing_03903.mp4 This is my least-favorite way of talking.,Track2_Testing_03904.mp4 "Uh, put your elbow in it. ",Track2_Testing_03905.mp4 "Well, it was great seeing you the other night. ",Track2_Testing_03906.mp4 "B-T-dubs, have you seen your school paper?",Track2_Testing_03907.mp4 "I've been thinking. It's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work... You work really hard for that. ",Track2_Testing_03908.mp4 What are you worried about? ,Track2_Testing_03909.mp4 No. She had to take Alex to the oncologist.,Track2_Testing_03910.mp4 "Promises kept, Mitchell... 180 months of roses, and I just watched the most beautiful love story between boy and alien.",Track2_Testing_03911.mp4 WE CAN RESCHEDULE FOR SATURDAY. ,Track2_Testing_03912.mp4 "Thanks, anyway. Bye-bye. ",Track2_Testing_03913.mp4 I see no large upcoming expenditures. Unless they develop technology to fuse my skeleton... ...with Adamantium like Wolverine. ,Track2_Testing_03914.mp4 Do you not want me to untangle you?,Track2_Testing_03915.mp4 SEE? I TOLD YOU. ,Track2_Testing_03916.mp4 "No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder.",Track2_Testing_03917.mp4 "If you want to go alone, go alone. I don't care.",Track2_Testing_03918.mp4 I would stand on my own two feet.,Track2_Testing_03919.mp4 THAT REALLY WASN'T THE GIFT WE PICKED OUT FOR YOU.,Track2_Testing_03920.mp4 Of course I am. Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents... ...effectively deprived him of his raison d'être. ,Track2_Testing_03921.mp4 I BLAME LONDON. ,Track2_Testing_03922.mp4 "I think there might be something wrong with your air conditioner. Oh, really?",Track2_Testing_03923.mp4 Okay. See you at Easter.,Track2_Testing_03924.mp4 "YEAH, I EVEN... GOT A RING. DID YOU GET A RING? ",Track2_Testing_03925.mp4 AND I DON'T LIKE MY NEW EYE DOCTOR. ,Track2_Testing_03926.mp4 Just as our children would be. ,Track2_Testing_03927.mp4 "This is big time, Gloria.You're not a homemaker anymore.",Track2_Testing_03928.mp4 Gazebo.,Track2_Testing_03929.mp4 "He's with me. Uh, the other one.",Track2_Testing_03930.mp4 You can relax. You did great. ,Track2_Testing_03931.mp4 Not so good. ,Track2_Testing_03932.mp4 MM.,Track2_Testing_03933.mp4 "YOU KNOW, WHEN GUYS HANG OUT THEY DON'T JUST DRINK BEER AND HAMMER UP DRYWALL. ",Track2_Testing_03934.mp4 "YEAH, IT'S GREAT.",Track2_Testing_03935.mp4 "COME ON, WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER! WHY NOT? ",Track2_Testing_03936.mp4 I really don't. ,Track2_Testing_03937.mp4 "THREATENING LETTERS REFUSAL TO MEET DEADLINES. APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOW CALL YOU ""MENTAL."" ",Track2_Testing_03938.mp4 Then he and I are on equal ground. ,Track2_Testing_03939.mp4 Don't forget to pay your taxes! Yeah.,Track2_Testing_03940.mp4 Sorry about that. I went a little nuts there.,Track2_Testing_03941.mp4 "NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT 'CAUSE I MADE YOU QUIT COLD TURKEY. IT'S TOO HARD, YOU KNOW? OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T DATE YOU ANYMORE 'CAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW... LIKE, WOW ",Track2_Testing_03942.mp4 SO WHY NOT M.I.T.?,Track2_Testing_03943.mp4 and you can't return a box after you've opened the box. ,Track2_Testing_03944.mp4 Mm. Should I have?,Track2_Testing_03945.mp4 WOW. THAT'S REALLY POWERFUL.,Track2_Testing_03946.mp4 "In a hundred years, you'll both be dead and it won't matter? ",Track2_Testing_03947.mp4 "Haley, you are not quitting your job.",Track2_Testing_03948.mp4 Do we have any fig?,Track2_Testing_03949.mp4 I WATCHED WHAT WE SHOT TODAY.,Track2_Testing_03950.mp4 That's how you start a psychotherapy session? How am I doing? I was promised a riverboat journey into the jungles of my subconscious. Instead I get the same question... ...I hear from the lady who slices my bologna at Ralph's. ,Track2_Testing_03951.mp4 "No, it's no bother.",Track2_Testing_03952.mp4 "Actually, I invited Mike over. ",Track2_Testing_03953.mp4 I SAID IT LOUD. ,Track2_Testing_03954.mp4 I'm just glad E.T. didn't land at your house.,Track2_Testing_03955.mp4 "YES, INDEEDY. WITH A BEAUTIFUL VIEW OF... ",Track2_Testing_03956.mp4 "-What? -When I was little my sister would say: ""Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise."" And then she'd punch me. ",Track2_Testing_03957.mp4 Oh. Because?,Track2_Testing_03958.mp4 I should probably give you a heads up about a couple things. ,Track2_Testing_03959.mp4 "COME ON, LET ME IN.",Track2_Testing_03960.mp4 Just seems like a risky investment. ,Track2_Testing_03961.mp4 And what else?,Track2_Testing_03962.mp4 "All right, then. Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled. ""How do you test the temperature of the baby's bath water?"" ",Track2_Testing_03963.mp4 That is last year's Phil talking.,Track2_Testing_03964.mp4 FROM WASTING THE NEXT 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE,Track2_Testing_03965.mp4 THEY TOOK MY WALLET AND MY SKATES AND MY TIE. NO.,Track2_Testing_03966.mp4 WAIT A MINUTE. DID --,Track2_Testing_03967.mp4 Those sheep eat nothing but sushi.,Track2_Testing_03968.mp4 "YES, MONICA. YOU DON'T GET IT. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT SHE STOLE THE GUY WHO MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE PERSON THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WITH ",Track2_Testing_03969.mp4 "Oh, Mitchell!",Track2_Testing_03970.mp4 "DR. BURKE? I DON'T THINK SO. I MEAN, LIKE, HE'S A GROWNUP. ",Track2_Testing_03971.mp4 "Not even my cat. I just feed it. Some nights, it doesn't even show up. ",Track2_Testing_03972.mp4 "Yeah. Raj made the funniest joke, he said, ""Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?"" ",Track2_Testing_03973.mp4 "...is that the Germans have a term for what you're feeling, ""Weltschmerz."" It means the depression that arises from comparing the world as it is... ...to a hypothetical idealized world. ",Track2_Testing_03974.mp4 Thank you.,Track2_Testing_03975.mp4 Nothing.,Track2_Testing_03976.mp4 "Let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned. By the time we come to a stop... ...we'll be occupying the same space as that Buick. An impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation and-- Oh, look, they built a new putt-putt course. ",Track2_Testing_03977.mp4 Want a refill on that?,Track2_Testing_03978.mp4 "Oh, oh, I forgot about myMaddox Pritchett phase.",Track2_Testing_03979.mp4 "Yeah, I realized it a half hour ago but I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to jinx it. ",Track2_Testing_03980.mp4 I KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_03981.mp4 "IT WOULD BE NICE AFTER HEARING 20,000 PEOPLE CHANT ",Track2_Testing_03982.mp4 Not exactly. But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this. ,Track2_Testing_03983.mp4 Wouldn't you feel better about yourself if you were more independent? ,Track2_Testing_03984.mp4 Come here. Hey. ,Track2_Testing_03985.mp4 "AND... CUT. HEY, BUTT-GUY, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? ",Track2_Testing_03986.mp4 "Uh, nothing at all.",Track2_Testing_03987.mp4 Are we really gonna let an 8-year-old dictate this party?,Track2_Testing_03988.mp4 Jorge mentioned you bounced around between him and Javier.,Track2_Testing_03989.mp4 "PHIL, DUCK FEED!",Track2_Testing_03990.mp4 MY TURN? W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ,Track2_Testing_03991.mp4 "Generations have lived there, and usually at the same time.",Track2_Testing_03992.mp4 THAT YOU'RE PUTTING THAT THING IN THE RIGHT PLACE,Track2_Testing_03993.mp4 Last time you did the math we accidentally left a $300 tip.,Track2_Testing_03994.mp4 We'ii— we'll stay.,Track2_Testing_03995.mp4 So let's make this worth it.,Track2_Testing_03996.mp4 "Say, ""Hi, Mommy!""Whoa, whoa. if I'm in that shot, back up a-and turn the lights down.",Track2_Testing_03997.mp4 Don't play dumb with me. We both know what your problem is. ,Track2_Testing_03998.mp4 "Hello again, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_03999.mp4 Great car. No backseat.,Track2_Testing_04000.mp4 "I KNOW. SO WHAT? I MEAN, WHO'S TO SAY? ",Track2_Testing_04001.mp4 "NO, BUT I, UH...",Track2_Testing_04002.mp4 I don't want to do that.,Track2_Testing_04003.mp4 [ Sighs ] Fine.,Track2_Testing_04004.mp4 "Oh, don't be so dramatic.",Track2_Testing_04005.mp4 She really is.,Track2_Testing_04006.mp4 "And in the future, if there's anything...",Track2_Testing_04007.mp4 THAT DOES NOT SOUND STUPID TO ME. LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD TO MAKE DINNER FOR MYSELF AFTER CAROL LEFT ME. ,Track2_Testing_04008.mp4 "WELL, YOU DID PULL HIS HAIR. ",Track2_Testing_04009.mp4 We had a boat.,Track2_Testing_04010.mp4 "Sometimes, I think it might be nice to have one. ",Track2_Testing_04011.mp4 Nothing like starting a new job.,Track2_Testing_04012.mp4 And I-I could just see the disappointment in Lily's eyes.,Track2_Testing_04013.mp4 I got a huge laugh when i coined the phrase,Track2_Testing_04014.mp4 "NO, NO, NO. IT'S POTPOURRI. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SMELL IT. ",Track2_Testing_04015.mp4 """The truth is out there."" Never mind. Uh, so, what would you like to know? ",Track2_Testing_04016.mp4 "UH, YEP. SURE WAS. OKAY.",Track2_Testing_04017.mp4 "everything stays exactly the way it is. And by the way, I saw you make this Strawberry Quik with syrup, and you're supposed to use the powder! ",Track2_Testing_04018.mp4 You really should've gone on the Internet and checked how long that kind of thing lives before you got one. ,Track2_Testing_04019.mp4 We'd never put Meemaw in a home. ,Track2_Testing_04020.mp4 I've been looking for investment opportunities.,Track2_Testing_04021.mp4 I THINK I HAVE AN OLD BAND UNIFORM FROM HIGH SCHOOL. ,Track2_Testing_04022.mp4 I guess so. Okay.,Track2_Testing_04023.mp4 "Mr. p., i have a confession to make.",Track2_Testing_04024.mp4 "Here, let me show you. ",Track2_Testing_04025.mp4 DID JOEY SAY WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO WHEN HE LEFT? ,Track2_Testing_04026.mp4 "80, um, I laid the toolbox outside and all the supplies are ready.And I think we are good to go. Terrific.",Track2_Testing_04027.mp4 "Leonard, you are so great. Why can't all guys be like you? ",Track2_Testing_04028.mp4 "Are you worried your date came, saw you and left? ",Track2_Testing_04029.mp4 "Okay, look, I have to tell someone, but you cannot repeat it to anyone, especially Mitchell!",Track2_Testing_04030.mp4 Got it.,Track2_Testing_04031.mp4 "Nevertheless, I have one now... ...and I'd appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce. ",Track2_Testing_04032.mp4 Found one. ,Track2_Testing_04033.mp4 "The pool, the steak, no one to talk to.",Track2_Testing_04034.mp4 Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch. ,Track2_Testing_04035.mp4 "Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting every three months. Hmm? ",Track2_Testing_04036.mp4 AND PROBABLY BIRD FLU.,Track2_Testing_04037.mp4 He was -- I'm sure he was in a gang of some sort.,Track2_Testing_04038.mp4 "I'm a little embarrassed about my outburst, but otherwise...",Track2_Testing_04039.mp4 Fine. Let's agree she kissed both of us. ,Track2_Testing_04040.mp4 No. I think she's funny. And don't worry.,Track2_Testing_04041.mp4 "When Joe has a nightmare,who does he want?",Track2_Testing_04042.mp4 "And the only thing less sexy than a dog bed is a quitter, and I didn't marry a quitter.",Track2_Testing_04043.mp4 Heady times.,Track2_Testing_04044.mp4 I want to be realistic. I don't want her to get caught unprepared.,Track2_Testing_04045.mp4 ME? I'M FINE. ,Track2_Testing_04046.mp4 SO YOU CAN HAVE A ROMANTIC EVENING ALONE.,Track2_Testing_04047.mp4 His name was Whiskers.,Track2_Testing_04048.mp4 "OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL SEEING HIM AND, UH, HE'S A GOOD GUY. I MEAN, I REMEMBER A TIME... ",Track2_Testing_04049.mp4 "Oh, you're right. That does make it worse.Oh— I feel like I ate the sun!",Track2_Testing_04050.mp4 "Yeah, of course. I'm on it.",Track2_Testing_04051.mp4 ISN'T IT COOL? VROOM! VROOM! ,Track2_Testing_04052.mp4 I know-- they were mine. ,Track2_Testing_04053.mp4 "You were pretty lax, mom.",Track2_Testing_04054.mp4 "Oh, good. ",Track2_Testing_04055.mp4 Is it about the failing state of my relationship with Penny? ,Track2_Testing_04056.mp4 Huh. You are a wise man. ,Track2_Testing_04057.mp4 He's a quality buyer.,Track2_Testing_04058.mp4 "It is a product of our love, right?",Track2_Testing_04059.mp4 "I wasn't hugging bunnies, but— all right.",Track2_Testing_04060.mp4 "Yeah, he brought me back a T-shirt that said: ""My Friend Went to the Space Station and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt."" ",Track2_Testing_04061.mp4 But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly. ,Track2_Testing_04062.mp4 "Not your thing, huh?",Track2_Testing_04063.mp4 Doesn't sound like me.,Track2_Testing_04064.mp4 "Look, lady. Please stop calling me. This is...",Track2_Testing_04065.mp4 I don't understand it.,Track2_Testing_04066.mp4 Closet.,Track2_Testing_04067.mp4 Let's start right now. I like that one.,Track2_Testing_04068.mp4 Suddenly you're squeamish about seeing another man's deal?,Track2_Testing_04069.mp4 Sometimes I forget how smart you are. Heh. ,Track2_Testing_04070.mp4 "No, I gave it to her well. Now, over here I was thinking... ",Track2_Testing_04071.mp4 "Does that technology work on people, too?",Track2_Testing_04072.mp4 Maybe it has something to do with giving your son away to a complete stranger.,Track2_Testing_04073.mp4 "OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I GOT ACTING CLASS. ",Track2_Testing_04074.mp4 "[YELLING] Now get your sorry, lying ass out of my face... ...and make sure I never see it again. ",Track2_Testing_04075.mp4 WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?,Track2_Testing_04076.mp4 Peppers? I was just talking about them.,Track2_Testing_04077.mp4 "You know what? When I was a little girl, I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took her everywhere. I would braid her tail... ",Track2_Testing_04078.mp4 Give me this yearbook and I'm gonna pick one for him.,Track2_Testing_04079.mp4 "Now, how would you characterize your relationship with Mr. Wolowitz? ",Track2_Testing_04080.mp4 Her name is Dr. Stephanie Barnett. And she's a highly distinguished surgical resident at Fremont Memorial. ,Track2_Testing_04081.mp4 Wreath.,Track2_Testing_04082.mp4 "Actually, no. This is a personnel file.",Track2_Testing_04083.mp4 "Look, now that I've got you on the phone,",Track2_Testing_04084.mp4 I wonder what kind of success we'd have if we defined measurement as the first moment that an action potential is seen by the visual cortex. ,Track2_Testing_04085.mp4 ARE YOU SERIOUS? BEHIND MY BACK?,Track2_Testing_04086.mp4 That Americans can't handle the metric system? ,Track2_Testing_04087.mp4 "OH, OKAY. WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN AND GO SIT ON THE COUCH. ",Track2_Testing_04088.mp4 "The special effects are weak, and Prague was clearly faked.",Track2_Testing_04089.mp4 You sure? ,Track2_Testing_04090.mp4 "Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognized medical disorder. ",Track2_Testing_04091.mp4 I know. It stinks.,Track2_Testing_04092.mp4 "Thanks, dad.",Track2_Testing_04093.mp4 I've never seen you read an article.,Track2_Testing_04094.mp4 I— could I get everyone's attention for just a moment?,Track2_Testing_04095.mp4 "YOU SAID, ""YOU WANT TO COME IN FOR SOME LEMONADE?"" ",Track2_Testing_04096.mp4 Yeah. And... Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_04097.mp4 "No, I'm not. I'm being... Wow, here? Really?!",Track2_Testing_04098.mp4 I'm just trying to move this along.,Track2_Testing_04099.mp4 I don't remember saying that.,Track2_Testing_04100.mp4 [ Laughs ] I did it!,Track2_Testing_04101.mp4 "So... maybe before we all move out, we should mess with him one last time, right?",Track2_Testing_04102.mp4 I got us some wine.,Track2_Testing_04103.mp4 Like -- she plays golf?,Track2_Testing_04104.mp4 Fine. Assuming that everything you say is true... ...how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work... ...tomorrow morning? ,Track2_Testing_04105.mp4 "Dude, you're married to my sister. ",Track2_Testing_04106.mp4 "Oh, Cam. We should return the fridge.",Track2_Testing_04107.mp4 It's dead-on.,Track2_Testing_04108.mp4 "Oh, I know, isn't it? Oh, what did you do to get her to laugh? ",Track2_Testing_04109.mp4 "I figured I'd take a guess. Help a charity, free boat. ",Track2_Testing_04110.mp4 "Okay, stop it.",Track2_Testing_04111.mp4 "Well,has he eaten anything?",Track2_Testing_04112.mp4 Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name. ,Track2_Testing_04113.mp4 DOES YOUR MOM TELL BOYS TO FLIRT WITH YOU?,Track2_Testing_04114.mp4 "WELL, IT THROWS MY WENUS OUT OF WHACK. ",Track2_Testing_04115.mp4 "Oh, don't you dare do word play, Phil.",Track2_Testing_04116.mp4 "ANY SECOND, AND I'M TRYING TO STAY SAD. [ MOVIE RESUMES PLAYING ]",Track2_Testing_04117.mp4 I'm gonna take her to a nice restaurant for dinner. ,Track2_Testing_04118.mp4 "Claire, what's going on?",Track2_Testing_04119.mp4 Great. Okay. Let's go. All right.,Track2_Testing_04120.mp4 "Phil, I'm talking about us.",Track2_Testing_04121.mp4 JUST TRYING TO GET COMFORTABLE. I CAN'T SLEEP IN MY UNDERWEAR. ,Track2_Testing_04122.mp4 "Well, I guess those chaps will have to have someone else buy their girlfriends presents. Now, here is.... Oh, let's see.... This is.... This is about $2000. Um, I think she likes monkeys and the color gray. Contribute to my work. Heh. Ah, kids say the darndest things. ",Track2_Testing_04123.mp4 I KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_04124.mp4 She wasn't like that before she got here.,Track2_Testing_04125.mp4 "You know what, you can go. I just have to fill out some forms. ",Track2_Testing_04126.mp4 WAIT A SECOND. I COULD STAR IN IT. ,Track2_Testing_04127.mp4 Who has time for the gym?,Track2_Testing_04128.mp4 "Oh, I see. Being rich makes you ""all right.""",Track2_Testing_04129.mp4 Take off your shirt.,Track2_Testing_04130.mp4 Sleeping beauty. ,Track2_Testing_04131.mp4 Aah! ,Track2_Testing_04132.mp4 CLAIRE?,Track2_Testing_04133.mp4 "YOU KNOW, ALL I'M LOOKING FOR IS THE MONEY. ",Track2_Testing_04134.mp4 We have superheroes coming.,Track2_Testing_04135.mp4 Because of what she said the other day?,Track2_Testing_04136.mp4 What? Why? Because she has two new rings.,Track2_Testing_04137.mp4 Only a Lily of the valley scented candle.,Track2_Testing_04138.mp4 "Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. No. What I need you to do is find a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend. ",Track2_Testing_04139.mp4 "Last question. In a post-apocalyptic world... ...which task would you assign the highest priority? Locating a sustainable food source, reestablishing a functioning government... ...procreation or preserving the knowledge of mankind? ",Track2_Testing_04140.mp4 "OH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. ",Track2_Testing_04141.mp4 What are you doing? ,Track2_Testing_04142.mp4 So I'm in the ballpark.,Track2_Testing_04143.mp4 "No, no, no, don't fall asleep. ",Track2_Testing_04144.mp4 "Plus, I don't even know his passcode.",Track2_Testing_04145.mp4 "When we left off, you had just sold your long sword for some beans. -Which could've been magic.",Track2_Testing_04146.mp4 ...hosting an alien parasite... ,Track2_Testing_04147.mp4 "Yeah, well, that's the thing. For me, it's as far as it can ever go. ",Track2_Testing_04148.mp4 So what? Don't you have any willpower? ,Track2_Testing_04149.mp4 "We used to do this thing in school...Where they would give you an egg and you couldn't break it.And it was supposed to teach you how hard it was to be a parent.But the real thing, I—it's so much harder. You know?",Track2_Testing_04150.mp4 Tell her you need the relationship to move at a pace you both are comfortable with. ,Track2_Testing_04151.mp4 I am...,Track2_Testing_04152.mp4 And see?,Track2_Testing_04153.mp4 "NOW, I COULD LIE TO YOU AND TELL YOU IT'S GONNA BE EASY.",Track2_Testing_04154.mp4 "Oh. Sorry I “aggravated” you.And just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.",Track2_Testing_04155.mp4 BUT THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENED. AND... AND THERE'S MORE. WE SHOULD TAKE A TRIP. WE SHOULD? ,Track2_Testing_04156.mp4 "What is it, hey? ",Track2_Testing_04157.mp4 Okay. I'm just gonna tie my shoe while you think about that. Ahem. ,Track2_Testing_04158.mp4 seen him without pants on. ,Track2_Testing_04159.mp4 "As one-time pro bowler Rudolph sorrenson, which would be against league rules.",Track2_Testing_04160.mp4 This is for our Lily.,Track2_Testing_04161.mp4 You think? ,Track2_Testing_04162.mp4 I'll grab my bag and lock up.,Track2_Testing_04163.mp4 YOU LOOK GOOD TOO. ,Track2_Testing_04164.mp4 "FOR GOD'S SAKE, FINE. YOU WIN.",Track2_Testing_04165.mp4 "Come on, you know me. Ha, ha. You know... ",Track2_Testing_04166.mp4 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. ,Track2_Testing_04167.mp4 I don't know. Maybe all those years of ping-pong in the warehouse. I've got very agile wrists. Mm.,Track2_Testing_04168.mp4 The -- The massage therapist.,Track2_Testing_04169.mp4 Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? ,Track2_Testing_04170.mp4 "I think Mitch saw me the last time, and that's why they don't want to play with us anymore.",Track2_Testing_04171.mp4 I don't know. I guess it just makes me feel a little ashamed.,Track2_Testing_04172.mp4 Yeah. I'm a little nervous.,Track2_Testing_04173.mp4 "Since I don't need to be paid, I didn't need to be hired. I simply came in, picked up a tray and started working for the man. Let me get that plate out of your way. ",Track2_Testing_04174.mp4 "-Great. -Yeah, I like hanging out with you guys. ",Track2_Testing_04175.mp4 "Wow. Heh. Wow, you look, uh... ",Track2_Testing_04176.mp4 "WELL, WHAT PERIOD IS IT FROM? ",Track2_Testing_04177.mp4 MARTY'S STILL TOTALLY PARANOID. ,Track2_Testing_04178.mp4 When you realize you can't stop the world from hurtin' them.,Track2_Testing_04179.mp4 HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? YOU GO TO CALTECH.,Track2_Testing_04180.mp4 "MAN, THIS SUCKS. IF MOM AND DAD DON'T SEE US ON TV AFTER WE MADE THEM SO JEALOUS ",Track2_Testing_04181.mp4 "Oh, sweetie, you're missing it.",Track2_Testing_04182.mp4 I won't be any fun in Paris.,Track2_Testing_04183.mp4 "All right, we've got to tell her ",Track2_Testing_04184.mp4 "THANKS FOR HELPING ME, MAN. ",Track2_Testing_04185.mp4 "I don't know. They take the invention away, and I get nothing? ",Track2_Testing_04186.mp4 Potato.,Track2_Testing_04187.mp4 I'm literally asking for only...,Track2_Testing_04188.mp4 "Let's forget about them and pick ourselves out a nice turtle. Oh, how about this one up on the log? ",Track2_Testing_04189.mp4 That's Hugo Boss? ,Track2_Testing_04190.mp4 Oh! D... Ahh!,Track2_Testing_04191.mp4 "OH, NO. THAT'S 'CAUSE GREGORY LOST A CONTACT LENS. OKAY, YOU'RE ADORABLE.",Track2_Testing_04192.mp4 You sure you're doing it right? We both know I know how to use a credit card.,Track2_Testing_04193.mp4 "I just need a minute to get comfortable with this, okay?",Track2_Testing_04194.mp4 Hey...we don't avoid bullies in this family.,Track2_Testing_04195.mp4 HERE.,Track2_Testing_04196.mp4 "Yeah, they are. ",Track2_Testing_04197.mp4 "it's just how relationships progress. They start with infatuation, but over time mellow into something more comfortable. ",Track2_Testing_04198.mp4 I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted. ,Track2_Testing_04199.mp4 I got lost in this Elle decor.,Track2_Testing_04200.mp4 "Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring. ",Track2_Testing_04201.mp4 All right. Or maybe I can just wave my hands over it and heal it that way.I'm joking.,Track2_Testing_04202.mp4 Except for that fireman thing.,Track2_Testing_04203.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_04204.mp4 "Clearly, you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island. ",Track2_Testing_04205.mp4 Now you're just making up words.,Track2_Testing_04206.mp4 cause the audience already thinks the actors make it all up anyway?!,Track2_Testing_04207.mp4 "HEY -- HEY, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME,",Track2_Testing_04208.mp4 "I don't know if you realize this, ",Track2_Testing_04209.mp4 "HEY, COME ON, CUT IT OUT. ",Track2_Testing_04210.mp4 "OH, WOW, I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT I KNOW WE HAD PLANS TO MEET UP TONIGHT, AND... ",Track2_Testing_04211.mp4 """B-E P-E-R-S--""That's enough.",Track2_Testing_04212.mp4 You sound out of breath. Is everything okay?,Track2_Testing_04213.mp4 "BECAUSE CLEARLY, WE ARE WRONG FOR EACH OTHER.",Track2_Testing_04214.mp4 I knew it! What are you hiding?,Track2_Testing_04215.mp4 "CLEARLY, ANDY HAS BEEN STUFFING HIS FACE EVER SINCE",Track2_Testing_04216.mp4 "-If a little is good, more must be better. -Ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_04217.mp4 5...4...3...,Track2_Testing_04218.mp4 "No, I wouldn't want you to miss this. It's fine.",Track2_Testing_04219.mp4 "All right, let me show you some of the features of the room. First, windows. Conventional. Open, closed. Open, closed. Halfway open, or halfway closed... ...depending on your philosophical bent. Over here is my comic-book collection. Feel free to browse. There's a box of disposable reading gloves on the nightstand. ",Track2_Testing_04220.mp4 "THIS IS LIKE YOUR SUPER BOWL, RIGHT?",Track2_Testing_04221.mp4 "No -- No big,life-altering decision should be made that way.",Track2_Testing_04222.mp4 I'm a scientist. I never apologize for the truth. ,Track2_Testing_04223.mp4 Maybe I am her gay friend. ,Track2_Testing_04224.mp4 "Okay, I get it, I get it. You are an emotionless robot. ",Track2_Testing_04225.mp4 So do you...? Do you get a lot of guys in here? ,Track2_Testing_04226.mp4 "Ay, no, Phil. This is too much!",Track2_Testing_04227.mp4 "NO. NO, I DO NOT.",Track2_Testing_04228.mp4 And you know what?Maybe that's what attracted you to me in the first place -- my boyish charm.,Track2_Testing_04229.mp4 "Yeah, well, she certainly knew what she was doing ",Track2_Testing_04230.mp4 Can you stop breathing so loud? I can hear your nose whistling. ,Track2_Testing_04231.mp4 CHANDLER LOVES MARRIAGE! ,Track2_Testing_04232.mp4 Wait. What...? What... what is this? ,Track2_Testing_04233.mp4 "Oh, this is nothing. I experienced way worse when I was plummeting back to Earth, apparently not being a real astronaut. ",Track2_Testing_04234.mp4 Why wouldn't he just tell us?,Track2_Testing_04235.mp4 Yeah? What did they say? ,Track2_Testing_04236.mp4 What good is having a girlfriend if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her? ,Track2_Testing_04237.mp4 You know what?,Track2_Testing_04238.mp4 "OKAY, BUT... ",Track2_Testing_04239.mp4 BUT I WAS SHOWING HIM SOME CUFF LINKS AND I FELT HIS PULSE. ,Track2_Testing_04240.mp4 HEY.,Track2_Testing_04241.mp4 "All right, look, just, um, try to remember how you felt when you were in love... and think about that when you're playing the scene. ",Track2_Testing_04242.mp4 Yeah. Is there anything you want while I'm here?,Track2_Testing_04243.mp4 "All right, then. Let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, fold them neatly... ...and engage in frenzied lovemaking. ",Track2_Testing_04244.mp4 "[IN NORMAL VOICE] I have never been more attracted to a woman... -...who sounds like a man in my life. -Aw, heh. ",Track2_Testing_04245.mp4 Ooh. Done and done. ,Track2_Testing_04246.mp4 "Well, thank you. Yeah, I brought you some sandwiches, by the way.",Track2_Testing_04247.mp4 I didn't know there was an official list.,Track2_Testing_04248.mp4 Because I've been working so much?,Track2_Testing_04249.mp4 Forget it. You're a little kid.I don't need the aggravation.,Track2_Testing_04250.mp4 RIGHT. OKAY. THE ONE THAT LIVES IN MONTAUK. MM-HMM. ,Track2_Testing_04251.mp4 "Now, I like Teddy, but when they broke up, I was actually kinda glad.",Track2_Testing_04252.mp4 Congratulations.,Track2_Testing_04253.mp4 "{\an8}Buddy, do you realize that also means 699,999 people don't die? ",Track2_Testing_04254.mp4 I feel kind of uncomfortable talking about her like this. Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back... ...it's me and it's right in front of my face. ,Track2_Testing_04255.mp4 Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell. ,Track2_Testing_04256.mp4 SO MUCH MORE TO TELL YOU. I'VE WRITTEN IT ALL DOWN. ,Track2_Testing_04257.mp4 WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO... ( yelping ) ,Track2_Testing_04258.mp4 "Well, you don't like ""Princess Corncob."" You don't like ""Fester."" You're just impossible to please. ",Track2_Testing_04259.mp4 "Of course. Why are we saying ""give it to you"" like that? ",Track2_Testing_04260.mp4 "From there, it's a quick trip back to the hotel, where...",Track2_Testing_04261.mp4 "Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone. I told them all about you. ",Track2_Testing_04262.mp4 "Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. Seriously, good luck marrying me. ",Track2_Testing_04263.mp4 "Well, that narrows it down.",Track2_Testing_04264.mp4 "Yeah, sometimes this age thing knocks you in the head.",Track2_Testing_04265.mp4 "Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. No, no, no. No ad-libbing. And, dude, you can't touch the paintings. ",Track2_Testing_04266.mp4 I'm not really in a sexy mood right now. ,Track2_Testing_04267.mp4 "Well, Chandler and I used to make out. A lot. ",Track2_Testing_04268.mp4 "Well, maybe becausethey think you're the -- the stronger, less emotional one.",Track2_Testing_04269.mp4 "I'd be working for Closets, Closets, Closets --",Track2_Testing_04270.mp4 "Nope. Nope. It's not working on me. Wow, I must be growing up. ",Track2_Testing_04271.mp4 "Ooh, I got to stop at that laundromat across the street.",Track2_Testing_04272.mp4 "But, uh, just remember that he's fine.",Track2_Testing_04273.mp4 Thank you.,Track2_Testing_04274.mp4 Can you believe it's been eight years? ,Track2_Testing_04275.mp4 Please don't make a scene.,Track2_Testing_04276.mp4 THAT'S THE CRAFT TABLE.,Track2_Testing_04277.mp4 "嗯 让你知道一下… Well, just so you know... 听到这件事也不是像在过嘉年华 hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either. ",Track2_Testing_04278.mp4 "No, this is stuff she left for the kids.",Track2_Testing_04279.mp4 You popped her tire?!,Track2_Testing_04280.mp4 "but it is a wonderful opportunity and you need to take it. Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey, so it's not like you're gonna want to stay. Uh, I know it's not your birthday, ",Track2_Testing_04281.mp4 500 BUCKS AT A FLEA MARKET? ,Track2_Testing_04282.mp4 "Yeah, I guess. ",Track2_Testing_04283.mp4 I liked you way before we ever hooked up.,Track2_Testing_04284.mp4 I know it was her. I saw the evil in her eyes.,Track2_Testing_04285.mp4 My lawyer's secretary put that together for my image at the divorce trial.,Track2_Testing_04286.mp4 "Oh. No, you know, I'm not really the holding kind of-- ",Track2_Testing_04287.mp4 AND SOMEBODY TOOK A SHOT AT ME. ,Track2_Testing_04288.mp4 HALEY MIGHT BE WITH HIM RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WITH DYLAN.,Track2_Testing_04289.mp4 THINGS DO GO MISSING ALL THE TIME.,Track2_Testing_04290.mp4 And you just had a baby two months ago?,Track2_Testing_04291.mp4 "Well, I went over to Mike's to make up with him-- ",Track2_Testing_04292.mp4 "Nope. Um, not dead.",Track2_Testing_04293.mp4 What the hell is that?,Track2_Testing_04294.mp4 A BAKERY DELIVERY PERSON? ,Track2_Testing_04295.mp4 How long have you had this secret account? ,Track2_Testing_04296.mp4 Have you talked to him lately? ,Track2_Testing_04297.mp4 "Claire, when you went back to work, you asked me to take the reins.",Track2_Testing_04298.mp4 "Oh, my god. Where did you get all this self-confidence?",Track2_Testing_04299.mp4 "The new Huggsy. Huh? The other Huggsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take him back. ",Track2_Testing_04300.mp4 Took a lot of guts to admit you weren't ready for college a year ago.,Track2_Testing_04301.mp4 I didn't realize how much it must bother you to relive that loss.,Track2_Testing_04302.mp4 "- I guess I kind of blew it for you, didn't I? - No.",Track2_Testing_04303.mp4 Nothing. Just trying to keep you away from all that asbestos.,Track2_Testing_04304.mp4 "Oh, my gosh. ""Phil hearts Claire.""",Track2_Testing_04305.mp4 I thought you wanted to show me things.,Track2_Testing_04306.mp4 "Well, all right.",Track2_Testing_04307.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_04308.mp4 I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.,Track2_Testing_04309.mp4 I guess he's got a type.,Track2_Testing_04310.mp4 "But you're not leaving empty-handed.No, you're going home with a lifetime supply of Genesis twin-blade razors.",Track2_Testing_04311.mp4 "Oh, Luke, Luke, Luke.You are a genius. Come on. We got work to do!",Track2_Testing_04312.mp4 "That is true, I have said that. ",Track2_Testing_04313.mp4 "Hey, Phil. Come on in. Laura, good day.",Track2_Testing_04314.mp4 IT AMAZES ME THAT YOU'RE STILL PULLING STUFF LIKE THIS. ,Track2_Testing_04315.mp4 "It was 1977. What war, Cam?",Track2_Testing_04316.mp4 "AS PAINFUL AS IT MAY BE, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT.",Track2_Testing_04317.mp4 "IF NOT, I JUST GAVE HER AN EASY OUT.",Track2_Testing_04318.mp4 NOW GO SHAVE THAT HEAD. ,Track2_Testing_04319.mp4 Oh! Joey... ,Track2_Testing_04320.mp4 -This is about listening and responding. -Gotcha. ,Track2_Testing_04321.mp4 "Oh, okay. Well, I was hoping, um, you could do me a favor. ",Track2_Testing_04322.mp4 I'm just happy you and your dad got to have some father-son time last night.,Track2_Testing_04323.mp4 "Oh, well, you left your phone on your desk, and Alex texted when you were in that staff meeting.",Track2_Testing_04324.mp4 AW. THAT'S AN INCREDIBLY MANIPULATIVE THING TO SAY.,Track2_Testing_04325.mp4 Henry's father?,Track2_Testing_04326.mp4 "DAD, BEFORE I WAS BORN, DID YOU FREAK OUT AT ALL? ",Track2_Testing_04327.mp4 YOU'RE NOT TOTALLY PARANOID. ,Track2_Testing_04328.mp4 "Nope. It's exactly as lousy as advertised. Speaking of friends, they have been asking to meet you. I was thinking maybe we could all hang out sometime? ",Track2_Testing_04329.mp4 "Come on, it's free.",Track2_Testing_04330.mp4 MAKE IT A TIME CHALLENGE.,Track2_Testing_04331.mp4 "Yeah. It's gonna be bye bye birdie.It's a big musical from the '60s.No, forget it. What you said.",Track2_Testing_04332.mp4 "Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk.",Track2_Testing_04333.mp4 That's not why I did it.,Track2_Testing_04334.mp4 "GREAT. O-OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.",Track2_Testing_04335.mp4 I got to call thosepeople and get that jobbefore it goes away.,Track2_Testing_04336.mp4 "YOU KNOW, THE THING BEHIND THE MIRROR",Track2_Testing_04337.mp4 Ooh.,Track2_Testing_04338.mp4 "WELL, I GUESS, UH, I GUESS THIS IS IT. ",Track2_Testing_04339.mp4 "The craftsmanship, the architecture.",Track2_Testing_04340.mp4 honked if I liked anything. ,Track2_Testing_04341.mp4 "Haley, thank God.",Track2_Testing_04342.mp4 "...and everyone around here's dumber than a bag of rocks. [AS MOTHER] Oh, now, don't you start crying. You get in that spaceship. Mommy's late for Indian bingo. ",Track2_Testing_04343.mp4 My parents' money. What did you put for your best feature? ,Track2_Testing_04344.mp4 "Up until an hour ago, he was the office weirdo.",Track2_Testing_04345.mp4 HMM. THAT SOUNDS... I DON'T KNOW... PERFECT. ,Track2_Testing_04346.mp4 "I love gazebos. I do, too!",Track2_Testing_04347.mp4 "Hey, J-- Nah.",Track2_Testing_04348.mp4 "Well, that's farm life. Rain or shine, there's always a bumper crop of stories.",Track2_Testing_04349.mp4 "Additionally, you should know that the university has mandated... ...that I take an online sexual harassment seminar so that this sort of thing... ...doesn't happen in the future. ",Track2_Testing_04350.mp4 "THAT MOUND OF HUMAN SILLY STRING GETS ""FUNPA""?",Track2_Testing_04351.mp4 "So, uh, what did this woman look like? ",Track2_Testing_04352.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. ",Track2_Testing_04353.mp4 "I know that i don't know her, but she seems like some of those girls that you have liked, but they haven't always...",Track2_Testing_04354.mp4 "Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up... ...pee and then wander around the house. ",Track2_Testing_04355.mp4 "Oh, I know... ",Track2_Testing_04356.mp4 Going out again? I barely see you these days.,Track2_Testing_04357.mp4 ...my time is much too valuable to waste on nonsense like this... ,Track2_Testing_04358.mp4 Wanting to know more about your family...,Track2_Testing_04359.mp4 "So, big beach trip coming up, huh?",Track2_Testing_04360.mp4 "'Cause every time I come in here, I think less of me. ",Track2_Testing_04361.mp4 "You're running out of arms, mom! A maternity store's right over there.",Track2_Testing_04362.mp4 I finally get to spend a little vacation time with my daughter.,Track2_Testing_04363.mp4 Just do it. Okay.,Track2_Testing_04364.mp4 Not that vase.,Track2_Testing_04365.mp4 AS IN MY GRANDMOTHER. ,Track2_Testing_04366.mp4 WHY NOT? ,Track2_Testing_04367.mp4 Major psychological stress?,Track2_Testing_04368.mp4 "The tree, Phil!",Track2_Testing_04369.mp4 It-It could be. ,Track2_Testing_04370.mp4 "Well, this one's for you. ",Track2_Testing_04371.mp4 "And I'm really, really sorry, but I'm seeing someone.",Track2_Testing_04372.mp4 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?,Track2_Testing_04373.mp4 "Hey, Jay. Super excited about our big match.",Track2_Testing_04374.mp4 I'M GOING TO GET YOUR COAT AND PUT YOU IN A CAB. ,Track2_Testing_04375.mp4 What does he has in that box that he cannot show to me?,Track2_Testing_04376.mp4 We'll take this bathtub and put it in the roof.,Track2_Testing_04377.mp4 "HE WAS ALWAYS TELLING ME ABOUT THESE ""CRAZY PARTIES""",Track2_Testing_04378.mp4 Maybe it'll be cool.,Track2_Testing_04379.mp4 "Oh, you're judging me? No, no.",Track2_Testing_04380.mp4 FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.,Track2_Testing_04381.mp4 Is this...? Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something... toothier? ,Track2_Testing_04382.mp4 "What do you want, Sheldon? ",Track2_Testing_04383.mp4 I've been watching old Dean Martin roasts online.,Track2_Testing_04384.mp4 "It gets better. Um, yeah, I was in, um, Barcelona. ",Track2_Testing_04385.mp4 "Maybe we won't be alone 'cause lately things have been happening between me and Ross, you know? And right before I went into labor we, we had this kiss. ",Track2_Testing_04386.mp4 Just... I love you so much. ,Track2_Testing_04387.mp4 "I WAS WAITING FOR THE PERFECT GUY, ",Track2_Testing_04388.mp4 Did you see how cute Gloria was with Lily?,Track2_Testing_04389.mp4 "Remember when you first brought Cam home and I privately said to you,",Track2_Testing_04390.mp4 It's radiating evil.,Track2_Testing_04391.mp4 "Honey, you got to beat your scores. ",Track2_Testing_04392.mp4 "Today, Mitchell, i know love.",Track2_Testing_04393.mp4 "Hold on, you actually want me to deceive your father... ...with some sort of sham play-acting and kissing? ",Track2_Testing_04394.mp4 WHAT ABOUT THE ELECTRICIAN? DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHECK?,Track2_Testing_04395.mp4 AHH. HUH? UH-HUH.,Track2_Testing_04396.mp4 What did you do? ,Track2_Testing_04397.mp4 3... Uh-huh.,Track2_Testing_04398.mp4 "SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS, LIKE, ONE AND 50 DOLLARS. ",Track2_Testing_04399.mp4 "BUT I AM WILLING TO OFFER HER ALL THOSE THINGS. THIS WAS JUST A PLAN, YOU KNOW? A WAY TO THROW HER OFF COURSE SO THAT WHEN I OFFERED HER ALL THESE THINGS ",Track2_Testing_04400.mp4 Cause I have an offer ready to go.,Track2_Testing_04401.mp4 Listening to my father go on about what a great guy you are. ,Track2_Testing_04402.mp4 Can you believe when I met you I was 22? ,Track2_Testing_04403.mp4 "- I don't think I can. - Oh, come on. ",Track2_Testing_04404.mp4 I can never be Fizbo again.,Track2_Testing_04405.mp4 It's just that I'm having a hard time getting my legs to cooperate.,Track2_Testing_04406.mp4 WE'RE GONNA WALK RIGHT PAST MY WAXING PLACE.,Track2_Testing_04407.mp4 "WELL, YOU DON'T SHOW IT.",Track2_Testing_04408.mp4 I WORK 60-HOUR WEEKS SO CHUCK FEENY CAN HAVE,Track2_Testing_04409.mp4 "I said be nice, Jay. I didn't say take Manny up all night and play games.",Track2_Testing_04410.mp4 I know! My erection is back! ,Track2_Testing_04411.mp4 I just don't wanna be yet another flip-flop fatality. ,Track2_Testing_04412.mp4 Can you excuse me for just a pinch?,Track2_Testing_04413.mp4 PROBABLY SAFER THAT WAY.,Track2_Testing_04414.mp4 "I've got this new firecracker, and I can't decide what to blow up.",Track2_Testing_04415.mp4 The best years of your life are still ahead of you. ,Track2_Testing_04416.mp4 "I HAVE SOME MONEY HERE IN MY FANNY PACK, HUH?",Track2_Testing_04417.mp4 UH-HUH. IS IT DIRTY? ,Track2_Testing_04418.mp4 "It's a stuffed animal, you know? It's for kids. Not for adults. I know that. ",Track2_Testing_04419.mp4 I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU'D THINK I WAS INTERESTING.,Track2_Testing_04420.mp4 Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second. ,Track2_Testing_04421.mp4 "She has that sleepover, and she already leffffth.",Track2_Testing_04422.mp4 "YOU WERE WITH KENNY TODAY, WEREN'T YOU? ",Track2_Testing_04423.mp4 "Howard's a complete and total ass, Bernadette's in my bed... ...and no matter how much you stroke Amy's hair, she bites. ",Track2_Testing_04424.mp4 "Cool, so does my dad. We watched it all the time growing up. Who's your favorite player? ",Track2_Testing_04425.mp4 I think you meant that you don't believe in me. ,Track2_Testing_04426.mp4 What do you want me to do?,Track2_Testing_04427.mp4 "It's boys' night, no chicks allowed.",Track2_Testing_04428.mp4 Where do you think she's calling me from...,Track2_Testing_04429.mp4 Why? Why me? ,Track2_Testing_04430.mp4 I loved that car.,Track2_Testing_04431.mp4 You are a funny man. Why?,Track2_Testing_04432.mp4 Your first play changed the way that I looked at --,Track2_Testing_04433.mp4 COURSE YOU DON'T.,Track2_Testing_04434.mp4 "It's in his blood. His father was a master swordsman.He was an artist with his sword.I mean, the way he throws the sword.I mean, he was legendary.",Track2_Testing_04435.mp4 "Except it wasn't just me, was it?",Track2_Testing_04436.mp4 "My family history factoring in longevity, propensity for disease, et cetera. ",Track2_Testing_04437.mp4 "OH, SURE. WE SHOULD SEE RESULTS... WHOA! CLEARLY NOT THE WAY TO GO! ",Track2_Testing_04438.mp4 "If there was an asteroid strike, wouldn't you die too? ",Track2_Testing_04439.mp4 Do you think he ordered some movies?,Track2_Testing_04440.mp4 "Well, didn't he do a lot of the work? ",Track2_Testing_04441.mp4 SEX DOES NOT HAVE TO BE A BIG DEAL. THERE SHOULDN'T BE ALL THESE RULES AND ,Track2_Testing_04442.mp4 "I should've just kept my mouth shut.I mean, it was such a great day.After he thought he got that hole in one, he took us out to dinner.",Track2_Testing_04443.mp4 This is getting fun. What's next? ,Track2_Testing_04444.mp4 "So when Howard said the FBI would be contacting me... ...I was expecting Mulder. Glad to see I got Scully, ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_04445.mp4 "WELL, LET'S FACE IT, YOU DON'T REALLY DOLL UP FOR ME -- YOU DO IT FOR YOU.",Track2_Testing_04446.mp4 "I missed half of the fifth grade because of a pig bite, and I'm just as educated as anyone else.",Track2_Testing_04447.mp4 I already feel a little lighter.,Track2_Testing_04448.mp4 "Oh, God. ",Track2_Testing_04449.mp4 You having a good new year's?,Track2_Testing_04450.mp4 "Oh, my god.Kenneth ploufe is part owner of a resort in The Bahamas,some cruise line...And Lacy fair, that lingerie company.",Track2_Testing_04451.mp4 Me neither. ,Track2_Testing_04452.mp4 YOU SAID HE'S PAYING THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY. ,Track2_Testing_04453.mp4 Does it really matter who or what he's with? The-- The guy is devastated. ,Track2_Testing_04454.mp4 "When you're ready for it, you get a T-shirt,",Track2_Testing_04455.mp4 "Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs. ",Track2_Testing_04456.mp4 We're okay. I'm still ovulating. ,Track2_Testing_04457.mp4 YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA? ,Track2_Testing_04458.mp4 "Pause the game, Howard. ",Track2_Testing_04459.mp4 "Maybe because that little piggy is being crushed by the barn! She should quiet down soon. I gave her enough pain meds to choke a... well, her. ",Track2_Testing_04460.mp4 "No, I'm good.",Track2_Testing_04461.mp4 "Oh, oh. Now this is where we make cam the oversensitive drama queen.",Track2_Testing_04462.mp4 "She's fine, and Dunphy men get nosebleeds.",Track2_Testing_04463.mp4 THAT IS NOT THE PLAN. RELAX.,Track2_Testing_04464.mp4 Jay?,Track2_Testing_04465.mp4 Maybe I will go. We'll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada. ,Track2_Testing_04466.mp4 "This isn't bothering you, is it, Phil?",Track2_Testing_04467.mp4 Claire can do it. It's uncan...,Track2_Testing_04468.mp4 I missed being the boss.,Track2_Testing_04469.mp4 "SONIA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.I WANT TO.",Track2_Testing_04470.mp4 YOU MEAN A BACKUP? ,Track2_Testing_04471.mp4 "Okay. Well, so the reason that might sound crazy is because it's crazy! ",Track2_Testing_04472.mp4 An interesting question. Well... good night. ,Track2_Testing_04473.mp4 Oh. I wish I'd known that before I sent your mom this text.,Track2_Testing_04474.mp4 "Look, it drives me nuts, too, that Dad never cops to his mistakes, but it's always gonna be our word against his.",Track2_Testing_04475.mp4 IT'S CALLED PRITCHETT'S CLOSETS.,Track2_Testing_04476.mp4 "Hey, Phil. Lookin' good.",Track2_Testing_04477.mp4 Jay did something very similar to me when Mitchell and I first got together.,Track2_Testing_04478.mp4 Maybe nobody saw it.,Track2_Testing_04479.mp4 "Believe it or not, Amy has embarked on a campaign... ...to increase my feelings for her by making me happy. ",Track2_Testing_04480.mp4 You seemed pretty sure of yourself this morning.So what happens after you die? There's just nothing?,Track2_Testing_04481.mp4 That was a question! Oh...uh...uh...,Track2_Testing_04482.mp4 All this because I suggested some froyo?,Track2_Testing_04483.mp4 "It took you that long to figure it out, huh? ",Track2_Testing_04484.mp4 Sheldon just sent me a picture of him and Bill Nye getting smoothies. ,Track2_Testing_04485.mp4 It's better that I know how you actually feel.,Track2_Testing_04486.mp4 I DOTRUST YOU. IT'S JUST EASY TO FORGET THE LITTLE THINGS.,Track2_Testing_04487.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_04488.mp4 "I've worked nonstop to build the perfect academic record, and I'm not going to let you screw it up now.",Track2_Testing_04489.mp4 WHY NOT? YOU MAKE A TON OF MONEY. ,Track2_Testing_04490.mp4 I-I'm plenty busy.,Track2_Testing_04491.mp4 I know. I really did!,Track2_Testing_04492.mp4 [ Menacingly ] You are my intended.,Track2_Testing_04493.mp4 Just when I thought he was a clueless grouch.,Track2_Testing_04494.mp4 "Oh, not at all. ",Track2_Testing_04495.mp4 Can we try it? ,Track2_Testing_04496.mp4 "What can make me feel this way? Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman Marcy Grossman ",Track2_Testing_04497.mp4 Wow.,Track2_Testing_04498.mp4 "Well, obviously, only one of us can keep dating her. ",Track2_Testing_04499.mp4 "Run toward embarrassment, not away from it.",Track2_Testing_04500.mp4 Devious.,Track2_Testing_04501.mp4 "not this again. Look, ",Track2_Testing_04502.mp4 "Sweetheart, do you love it?",Track2_Testing_04503.mp4 "CHANDLER, HECKLES WAS A NUT CASE. ",Track2_Testing_04504.mp4 He's kind of a mess right now.,Track2_Testing_04505.mp4 IS THIS ABOUT THAT TIME YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING,Track2_Testing_04506.mp4 "I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed. Given its dimensions, I have no intention of living out... ...E.M. Snickering's beloved children's book, The Tall Man From Cornwall. ",Track2_Testing_04507.mp4 That will never not be weird.,Track2_Testing_04508.mp4 "Jay, what do you think?",Track2_Testing_04509.mp4 TEN DOLLARS AN HOUR. NO. $12 AN HOUR. ,Track2_Testing_04510.mp4 I had to go to my aunt's party by myself. ,Track2_Testing_04511.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_04512.mp4 Because I'm so excited about this project.,Track2_Testing_04513.mp4 You think you can do that every time?,Track2_Testing_04514.mp4 I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long. ,Track2_Testing_04515.mp4 "Well, you know what? We don't have to share secrets.",Track2_Testing_04516.mp4 No. You know what? ,Track2_Testing_04517.mp4 I hope that's sexy enough for you.,Track2_Testing_04518.mp4 "I APPRECIATE THIS SO MUCH. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GO OUT WITH THIS GUY FOR, LIKE, A MONTH. ",Track2_Testing_04519.mp4 "(SCOFFS) Slick, huh? ",Track2_Testing_04520.mp4 So when I came here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again... ...you were engaged to my best friend? ,Track2_Testing_04521.mp4 I was thinking of an updo.,Track2_Testing_04522.mp4 I told you I'm not good with kids. ,Track2_Testing_04523.mp4 What about... ,Track2_Testing_04524.mp4 "YEAH, MAYBE TODAY'S JUST... CLOSE CALL DAY. ",Track2_Testing_04525.mp4 SO YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE? ,Track2_Testing_04526.mp4 "So then, during my afternoon shift, I spilled an entire tray of drinks on myself. ",Track2_Testing_04527.mp4 "Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.",Track2_Testing_04528.mp4 NOT TO ME. ,Track2_Testing_04529.mp4 You're talking to one of the three men in the West... ...capable of following that train of thought. ,Track2_Testing_04530.mp4 "DUDE, WE GOT TO TALK. ",Track2_Testing_04531.mp4 "* In the sha-la, shallow *",Track2_Testing_04532.mp4 Your veal chop is 34.95. ,Track2_Testing_04533.mp4 What?He is Fizbeau!,Track2_Testing_04534.mp4 You gotta get rid of it. ,Track2_Testing_04535.mp4 WHICH HE SAID HE ADMIRES.,Track2_Testing_04536.mp4 Today was my chance to shed a very unfair reputation.,Track2_Testing_04537.mp4 Doing what? ,Track2_Testing_04538.mp4 "Well, I assume you were opening with a joke. It certainly buoyed up this employee's esprit de corps. ",Track2_Testing_04539.mp4 Nobody's taking anyone's money today.,Track2_Testing_04540.mp4 No. I'll wait.Whipple! Whipple!,Track2_Testing_04541.mp4 "You know, what you need to do is put this Air Force project behind you and just dive into something new. ",Track2_Testing_04542.mp4 Manny's right. I'm such a hothead.,Track2_Testing_04543.mp4 "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ",Track2_Testing_04544.mp4 "I'M AGREEING WITH YOU. DID YOU... LISTEN, DID YOU HAPPEN TO TELL PHOEBE YET? ",Track2_Testing_04545.mp4 What would an owl be doing with a pinecone?,Track2_Testing_04546.mp4 "OH, NO, NO. I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT. ",Track2_Testing_04547.mp4 "Well, I just talked to Sid. We are definitely putting in an offer on the house. And I'll bet we get it! ",Track2_Testing_04548.mp4 You're right. ,Track2_Testing_04549.mp4 He could never do better than that for a mother.,Track2_Testing_04550.mp4 "It's Leslie Winkle, Penny. She belittles my research. ",Track2_Testing_04551.mp4 I'm in. I'll set up sleepovers for the kids.,Track2_Testing_04552.mp4 "No, no.",Track2_Testing_04553.mp4 "Let's meet by the front door then. You know, 7:00?",Track2_Testing_04554.mp4 THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN EVER TELL YOU GOT IT.,Track2_Testing_04555.mp4 I'M JUST HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE IN A DEAD-END RELATIONSHIP. ,Track2_Testing_04556.mp4 "Let's try it again. Maybe this time you could work on body language a bit. When you're hunched like that, you're shutting the audience out. But when you're relaxed and open, you're inviting them in. ",Track2_Testing_04557.mp4 MRS. WOLOWITZ: Sheldon! I need your help. ,Track2_Testing_04558.mp4 "But what if, uh... ",Track2_Testing_04559.mp4 "ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY I-I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME. ",Track2_Testing_04560.mp4 THAT WOULD WORK. ,Track2_Testing_04561.mp4 What can I say? I still got it.,Track2_Testing_04562.mp4 "My girlfriend Karen was pretty frisky the other night after her ex showed up, and I bested him in a chocolate-soufflé bake-off.",Track2_Testing_04563.mp4 "♪ Doot-doot, do-do-do-do, doot-doot, do-do ♪",Track2_Testing_04564.mp4 Then when I come up the stairs it'll be like I just got back. Then Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here. ,Track2_Testing_04565.mp4 They don't have cubbies. They have lockers here.,Track2_Testing_04566.mp4 Let's go.,Track2_Testing_04567.mp4 "I can't face mom. If I see her, I'm gonna have to confess.",Track2_Testing_04568.mp4 I was barefoot. ,Track2_Testing_04569.mp4 I DON'T EVEN LIKE SARAH FINK.,Track2_Testing_04570.mp4 I replayed every humiliation --,Track2_Testing_04571.mp4 "Yup, that she is. Here you go. ",Track2_Testing_04572.mp4 "For the record, it could have gone further.",Track2_Testing_04573.mp4 "No, no, I'm getting a new driver's license photo.",Track2_Testing_04574.mp4 "UH, A LITTLE FLASHY, THAT EXTRA ZIPPER.",Track2_Testing_04575.mp4 I'M NOT FREAKING OUT! I'M JUST SAYING IF SOMEONE HAD COME TO ME... ,Track2_Testing_04576.mp4 I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.,Track2_Testing_04577.mp4 But then you and I had some time together. ,Track2_Testing_04578.mp4 So much so that I started to panic. ,Track2_Testing_04579.mp4 WHERE YOU WORK. YOU KNOW WHERE I WORK. I DO? ,Track2_Testing_04580.mp4 "...so I can take it to the International Space Station. That way, when I come home... ...you will have a star that was actually in space. ",Track2_Testing_04581.mp4 I HAVE ACTUALLY NOT HEARD OF THAT. ,Track2_Testing_04582.mp4 "We're gonna go knock on that door, introduce ourselves, and put an end to this nuttiness.",Track2_Testing_04583.mp4 "No, I can't carry this around.I have to come clean so she can move on with her life.",Track2_Testing_04584.mp4 "Oh, my God, I have to get to work.",Track2_Testing_04585.mp4 Which watch should I pack? This one's showier. This one's more expensive.,Track2_Testing_04586.mp4 "Okay, come on, you know you can do better. ",Track2_Testing_04587.mp4 "YOU SAY, ""THANK YOU VERY MUCH."" AND THEN YOU BUY ME SOMETHING PRETTY. COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO PUT OUR HANDS IN THIS BOWL AND WE'RE GOING TO START SQUISHING THE TOMATOES. ",Track2_Testing_04588.mp4 "No. It's a bad time, Cam.",Track2_Testing_04589.mp4 "SO, ALL RIGHT... ",Track2_Testing_04590.mp4 "OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. ",Track2_Testing_04591.mp4 "Okay, look, I have been trying to distract you, yes, but because I have been thinking about what was good for me and not what might be good for you.",Track2_Testing_04592.mp4 E-excuse me?,Track2_Testing_04593.mp4 I had to go outside and cover my drought-resistant garden.,Track2_Testing_04594.mp4 That's ridiculous! You're beautiful. I'm not.,Track2_Testing_04595.mp4 "I come to you for help, and you insult me? ",Track2_Testing_04596.mp4 It only took me three months and two tetanus shots.,Track2_Testing_04597.mp4 I don't think he was involved in the decision!I left the house today to get 50 votes for my wife. I'm not going home with zero.,Track2_Testing_04598.mp4 I guess.,Track2_Testing_04599.mp4 "I-I saw the other coachcelebrating on Instagram, uh, drenching himselfin Gatorade -- in the house.",Track2_Testing_04600.mp4 "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. ",Track2_Testing_04601.mp4 "Fizbeau, okay?",Track2_Testing_04602.mp4 I need the respect.,Track2_Testing_04603.mp4 "No, don't... don't... Don't be sorry.",Track2_Testing_04604.mp4 "OKAY, BUT IF YOU DON'T COME BACK SOON... THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. ",Track2_Testing_04605.mp4 "Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited, I'm nauseous. ",Track2_Testing_04606.mp4 "Oh, that is so sad. ",Track2_Testing_04607.mp4 YOU'RE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. ,Track2_Testing_04608.mp4 I-I— I don't think you're the guy you used to be.,Track2_Testing_04609.mp4 Actual/x Claire and/ were supposed to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon.,Track2_Testing_04610.mp4 "Yeah, what's with that? Who are they trying to keep out anyway?",Track2_Testing_04611.mp4 I mean... we could do whatever we want. ,Track2_Testing_04612.mp4 "Okay, so the game's at what, like, 4:00?",Track2_Testing_04613.mp4 "Yeah. Lily, hit it.",Track2_Testing_04614.mp4 "Sheldon, you are right. I'm really sorry. ",Track2_Testing_04615.mp4 THAT'S HOW I FIGURED OUT,Track2_Testing_04616.mp4 What am I supposed to say? ,Track2_Testing_04617.mp4 Because you know what I'd do to you if you blew my money.,Track2_Testing_04618.mp4 "Of course I don't want you to be unhappy, but I also want you to be smart, and working for an ex-boyfriend isn't very smart. You don't have to stop, just slow down, I'll jump out. ",Track2_Testing_04619.mp4 Come on. One more time. ,Track2_Testing_04620.mp4 "No, no, we cover ourselves in body paint... ...and then we get on this big canvas and do our thing. ",Track2_Testing_04621.mp4 Not that far back. ,Track2_Testing_04622.mp4 For as many dolls as we want. And whistles. ,Track2_Testing_04623.mp4 Who is he? I'm not talking to you about this.,Track2_Testing_04624.mp4 RICHARD JUST TOLD ME HE LOVED ME. ,Track2_Testing_04625.mp4 "It's— it's not, is it?",Track2_Testing_04626.mp4 Who cares what that guidance counselor said?,Track2_Testing_04627.mp4 "LEONARD: Yeah? Well, I wouldn't say cool. ",Track2_Testing_04628.mp4 "WELL, THERE YOU GO. ",Track2_Testing_04629.mp4 "OF ALL THIS GIRLIE STUFF IN HERE. I, UH, I GOT TO BE A MAN. ",Track2_Testing_04630.mp4 "She's extremely intelligent, just like you. Unlike you, she's tall, blonde and used to be an Olympic swimmer. ",Track2_Testing_04631.mp4 I can shoot my how-to video today!,Track2_Testing_04632.mp4 He didn't get in.,Track2_Testing_04633.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_04634.mp4 "WELL, NOT EXACTLY. I'M WEARING PANTIES. ",Track2_Testing_04635.mp4 You need to stop ghosting him.,Track2_Testing_04636.mp4 "You roll your eyes when I say ""y'all"" or ""fixin'"".",Track2_Testing_04637.mp4 "I would, but I took a late lunch from work, which I have to get back to work.",Track2_Testing_04638.mp4 "Well, I suppose I'm just not as glamorous as Linda Vaughn, the queen of corrective shoes.",Track2_Testing_04639.mp4 "THAT'S HORRIBLE! WELL, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, MAN. ",Track2_Testing_04640.mp4 T-There's no one path to success.,Track2_Testing_04641.mp4 "Oh, no, I don't think that's true at all. ",Track2_Testing_04642.mp4 "Oh, good. We -- We got it!What's with you?",Track2_Testing_04643.mp4 Yeah. Just do it.,Track2_Testing_04644.mp4 Is that me now?,Track2_Testing_04645.mp4 - What? - Right here.,Track2_Testing_04646.mp4 "I'M OFF MY BREAK NOW SO, UH, UM, HERE-- ",Track2_Testing_04647.mp4 she absolutely has to start getting ready? ,Track2_Testing_04648.mp4 That noise can only mean one thing. ,Track2_Testing_04649.mp4 "And I, uh... [ Breathes deeply ]",Track2_Testing_04650.mp4 "Um, I've never really thought about it. Why? ",Track2_Testing_04651.mp4 We'll stay close.,Track2_Testing_04652.mp4 HE HANGED HIMSELF LAST YEAR.,Track2_Testing_04653.mp4 I don't have timefor our petty rivalry.,Track2_Testing_04654.mp4 THANKS GOD MANNY'S HERE.,Track2_Testing_04655.mp4 "Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops. Looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit, too. ",Track2_Testing_04656.mp4 BOING!,Track2_Testing_04657.mp4 You're right. I'm overthinking it.,Track2_Testing_04658.mp4 WHO'S BEEN STARING AT ME,Track2_Testing_04659.mp4 "What's that make me, the cute old guy?",Track2_Testing_04660.mp4 "100,000 steps in a day.",Track2_Testing_04661.mp4 "He is so cool! No hard feelings, but I'm throwing my hypothetical bra at him. ",Track2_Testing_04662.mp4 "Oh, thank you.",Track2_Testing_04663.mp4 You know what you are? ,Track2_Testing_04664.mp4 Where is the passenger-side mirror? ,Track2_Testing_04665.mp4 Sure you wanna do this? -Give up your half of the 3D printer? -Yes. ,Track2_Testing_04666.mp4 Can I get you some water? ,Track2_Testing_04667.mp4 When I have to. ,Track2_Testing_04668.mp4 Wow! Looks like somebody really likes you.,Track2_Testing_04669.mp4 That's very funny. Um...,Track2_Testing_04670.mp4 So you're upset about missing out... ...on becoming some sort of freakish self-aware robot? ,Track2_Testing_04671.mp4 "What are you, 8? ",Track2_Testing_04672.mp4 But didn't the doctor say you needed to take it easy?,Track2_Testing_04673.mp4 "Oh, no, I got this.",Track2_Testing_04674.mp4 That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.,Track2_Testing_04675.mp4 It's working! You did it!,Track2_Testing_04676.mp4 Oh. We're out of chicken feed again?,Track2_Testing_04677.mp4 "IF YOU TELL ME, I MIGHT DO IT. ",Track2_Testing_04678.mp4 "YEAH, NOT BAD, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_04679.mp4 "Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay.",Track2_Testing_04680.mp4 how humiliating that was for me.,Track2_Testing_04681.mp4 "[WHISPERS] Oh, here she comes. ",Track2_Testing_04682.mp4 Your what? Nothing.,Track2_Testing_04683.mp4 I do. Oh!,Track2_Testing_04684.mp4 "From here, we move on to an old-fashioned blimpnic.",Track2_Testing_04685.mp4 Just admit it.,Track2_Testing_04686.mp4 I actually had a topic in mind. ,Track2_Testing_04687.mp4 Not that I'm saying no -- just quicker turnaround than usual.,Track2_Testing_04688.mp4 "GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE",Track2_Testing_04689.mp4 Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_04690.mp4 "Reiki is a bunch of nonsense, cam. That guy's a nut.",Track2_Testing_04691.mp4 So when can we have this shower? ,Track2_Testing_04692.mp4 And seriously? Thisis what passes for auction- calling these days?,Track2_Testing_04693.mp4 "Change migraine to ""yes."" ",Track2_Testing_04694.mp4 Fine.,Track2_Testing_04695.mp4 "Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy... ...or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's. ",Track2_Testing_04696.mp4 ARE YOU REALLY OKAY WITH IT? ,Track2_Testing_04697.mp4 WISHING YOU HAD TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THIS TIME.,Track2_Testing_04698.mp4 Not like that.,Track2_Testing_04699.mp4 "That's just from all the paint. Uh, Luke!",Track2_Testing_04700.mp4 "So I guess in a way, we're both responsible.",Track2_Testing_04701.mp4 "Claire, I didn't come here to steal your thunder.Your thunder is your thunder and my thunder is my thunder.",Track2_Testing_04702.mp4 THAT HE MIGHT HAVE A POINT.,Track2_Testing_04703.mp4 I don't know what I would have done without you.,Track2_Testing_04704.mp4 The part where I tell you I've engineered a rematch... ...with Stuart's team for tonight. ,Track2_Testing_04705.mp4 [ SIGHS ] COME ON. YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN DONE THAT TIME.,Track2_Testing_04706.mp4 You're great.,Track2_Testing_04707.mp4 "Right now, we're forty-twelve percent higher than I thought we'd be at this point, because smitty added that 8% surcharge.",Track2_Testing_04708.mp4 I just need to reshoot the end of my thesis film.,Track2_Testing_04709.mp4 "I come from a factory in Taiwan. Now, do the right thing. ",Track2_Testing_04710.mp4 Dad and Gloria tonight.,Track2_Testing_04711.mp4 So where do we wanna hang it? ,Track2_Testing_04712.mp4 "Hey, kid, up here! Up here!",Track2_Testing_04713.mp4 "OH, ARE THESE FOR RENT? I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST BRAGGING. ",Track2_Testing_04714.mp4 For our wedding?,Track2_Testing_04715.mp4 "Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. ",Track2_Testing_04716.mp4 I had installed in my fishing cabin?,Track2_Testing_04717.mp4 "You gave Leonard somewhere to go. Thanks to you, Amy's out buying his and hers bath towels. Like I'd ever dry myself with something that has a possessive pronoun on it. ",Track2_Testing_04718.mp4 Okay. Here.,Track2_Testing_04719.mp4 "Actually, I embroidered them myself.",Track2_Testing_04720.mp4 "OH, AND THEY FEEL SO TIGHT, HUH?",Track2_Testing_04721.mp4 My father taught me archery as a child. It's odd how the activity brings back the smell of Kmart bourbon. ,Track2_Testing_04722.mp4 "Penny, my body and I have a relationship that works best... ...when we maintain a cool, wary distance from each other. ",Track2_Testing_04723.mp4 "Wow, I had no idea you had this much pride. ",Track2_Testing_04724.mp4 "Oh, no, I would never do that. No. I just... ...was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one. ",Track2_Testing_04725.mp4 "YES, I DID. ",Track2_Testing_04726.mp4 "Seriously, Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party. ",Track2_Testing_04727.mp4 "KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. ",Track2_Testing_04728.mp4 "Well, I'm going to stand here until you change your mind. ",Track2_Testing_04729.mp4 "Sheldon, I have a Master's degree in engineering. I wipe my bottom with warranties. Except for AppleCare, that pays for itself in the long run. ",Track2_Testing_04730.mp4 She was going through a depressed period.,Track2_Testing_04731.mp4 "Oh, really? Well, thank you. Okay, stop. Stop looking at me like that. ",Track2_Testing_04732.mp4 "Ah, she hates barkley. It's the same stuff I went over with your mom all the time.“Get rid of the boat.” “get rid of the motorcycle.” you know, I liked those things.",Track2_Testing_04733.mp4 Sometimes during.,Track2_Testing_04734.mp4 "Yeah, we wouldn't have been friends back then.",Track2_Testing_04735.mp4 "YES. AND COME SEE THE BIRD SHOW AT 4:00. THE MACAWS WEAR HATS. WELL, IT'S A LOT CUTER IF YOUR MONKEY HASN'T JUST DIED. ",Track2_Testing_04736.mp4 I feel fine.,Track2_Testing_04737.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_04738.mp4 "OH, MY GOD. ",Track2_Testing_04739.mp4 Because I wasn't a boy anymore.,Track2_Testing_04740.mp4 This is the beginning of a 2600-year journey we're going to take together... ...from the ancient Greeks through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr... ...to Erwin Schrödinger... ...to the Dutch researchers that Leonard is currently ripping off. ,Track2_Testing_04741.mp4 [ GASPS ] IS LUKE DOING THE DUNPHY TUCK?,Track2_Testing_04742.mp4 "Well, you better find yourself an outlet.",Track2_Testing_04743.mp4 I never really loved skating.,Track2_Testing_04744.mp4 "WELL, YEAH. HE'S NO BRIAN IN PAYROLL. ",Track2_Testing_04745.mp4 "OH, THANK YOU. ",Track2_Testing_04746.mp4 IT TASTES LIKE FEET. ,Track2_Testing_04747.mp4 Now let's get this over with. ,Track2_Testing_04748.mp4 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT MY JOKE. ,Track2_Testing_04749.mp4 I never should have brought it!,Track2_Testing_04750.mp4 Use the blowfish emoji.,Track2_Testing_04751.mp4 AND I NEED TO STOP TAKING SHOTS AT YOUR INTELLIGENCE.,Track2_Testing_04752.mp4 OOH! HOW WAS TEACHING LAST NIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_04753.mp4 "No, but I did notice... Yeah.",Track2_Testing_04754.mp4 "Yeah, and if he pees on the floor, don't make a big deal out of it.",Track2_Testing_04755.mp4 I remember you from my Rolodex.,Track2_Testing_04756.mp4 What? Which one did you say that it was her locker?,Track2_Testing_04757.mp4 "Okay, release the guests.",Track2_Testing_04758.mp4 "No, I have to go pick him up. Bill Nye ditched him at the smoothie place. ",Track2_Testing_04759.mp4 "Yeah. You know, the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough, but, uh, staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it. Mm. Well, ",Track2_Testing_04760.mp4 I'M ACCOUNT NUMBER 7143457 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT ANY OF THAT ,Track2_Testing_04761.mp4 "I'm proud of our little Zorro. I worked with him a little, but the kid's got skills.",Track2_Testing_04762.mp4 Why not? It's-it's built into the price of the room. ,Track2_Testing_04763.mp4 "Signed those up good, huh?",Track2_Testing_04764.mp4 "Well, Mitchell really wanted to ferberize the baby.",Track2_Testing_04765.mp4 Do you realize that four weeks from today ,Track2_Testing_04766.mp4 But what if you need it? ,Track2_Testing_04767.mp4 AT FIRST I THOUGHT WE COULD TALK ABOUT THIS ,Track2_Testing_04768.mp4 It's the grandparent's tablefor us.,Track2_Testing_04769.mp4 "TO BE LIKED BY EVERYONE, BUT I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.",Track2_Testing_04770.mp4 Trying to use a Jedi mind trick to control Stephen Hawking. Play. Play. ,Track2_Testing_04771.mp4 I HAD A PROBLEM. ,Track2_Testing_04772.mp4 "[ ""Nobody does it better"" plays ] Boy, the way you cook things up sometimes, it's a little...",Track2_Testing_04773.mp4 "Okay, all right, honey, you know what? There was something I was too scared to tell you yesterday, a-and now... I'm just balls-out terrified to tell you, but... the truth is it... wasn't Barbara Chen, it was me. I'm the reason everyone knows. ",Track2_Testing_04774.mp4 I'm sorry there isn't a single thing you'd have fun doing with me.,Track2_Testing_04775.mp4 "You guys are killing me. She's forbidden fruit. It's like, like... Like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy. Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there? ",Track2_Testing_04776.mp4 "Aw, I got a little paper cut. ",Track2_Testing_04777.mp4 "WELL, HONEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? ",Track2_Testing_04778.mp4 "OKAY, COME HERE. COME HERE. ",Track2_Testing_04779.mp4 "I am obsessed with your grandfather, and I sleep with a body pillow that I put a nightgown on.",Track2_Testing_04780.mp4 (chuckles) But I guess you -- you countrified me a little.,Track2_Testing_04781.mp4 "Well, first of all, welcome.",Track2_Testing_04782.mp4 THAT PART WAS PERFECT FOR ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET IT. ,Track2_Testing_04783.mp4 Can we not talk about business?,Track2_Testing_04784.mp4 "So, your siblings...",Track2_Testing_04785.mp4 Where is that coming from?,Track2_Testing_04786.mp4 You remember that? I told you that a year ago.,Track2_Testing_04787.mp4 "Wait. Well, this can't be right.",Track2_Testing_04788.mp4 Alex?,Track2_Testing_04789.mp4 And you do look super-duper handsome in that.,Track2_Testing_04790.mp4 INSTEAD OF ROGER. ,Track2_Testing_04791.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_04792.mp4 Just go to another class.,Track2_Testing_04793.mp4 You knew?,Track2_Testing_04794.mp4 "Oh, yeah. And I really am gonna call you for that rematch.",Track2_Testing_04795.mp4 "No, it's the finishing touches that separate the merely good from great, Mitchell!",Track2_Testing_04796.mp4 "Oh, sweetie, you can't machine wash these. They'll be ruined. ",Track2_Testing_04797.mp4 "OKAY, YOU KNOW... WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER IF WE WENT SOMEPLACE ELSE? I MEAN, WE COULD PACK ALL THIS STUFF UP AND, YOU KNOW, GO TO YOUR APARTMENT. ",Track2_Testing_04798.mp4 "I admire the hell out of you, Jay.",Track2_Testing_04799.mp4 I've asked Lee from Human Resources to be here as a witness to our conversation. ,Track2_Testing_04800.mp4 This belonged to my abue/a.,Track2_Testing_04801.mp4 Maybe it's because they're easier to read or maybe my prescription's getting worse.,Track2_Testing_04802.mp4 "I, uh... I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something. ",Track2_Testing_04803.mp4 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS SO MUCH BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT WHEN WE CAN REALLY GET INTO IT. YOU FREE FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_04804.mp4 I -- I know how much that chicken means to you.,Track2_Testing_04805.mp4 "But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene... so I guess it means, ""You'll get eaten by a bear."" ",Track2_Testing_04806.mp4 Oh. Were you trying to get me to take the blame?,Track2_Testing_04807.mp4 I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. Angry sharks turn you on! ,Track2_Testing_04808.mp4 Do you have eyes in the back of your head? ,Track2_Testing_04809.mp4 Peace offering? Thank you.,Track2_Testing_04810.mp4 Why did you plug it back in?,Track2_Testing_04811.mp4 There's a person there.,Track2_Testing_04812.mp4 I AM JUST GONNA...,Track2_Testing_04813.mp4 "SO, IF WE'RE ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS",Track2_Testing_04814.mp4 WE WERE DRESSED AS CAGNEY AND LACEY,Track2_Testing_04815.mp4 I JUST -- [ GROANS ],Track2_Testing_04816.mp4 I have to take notes? ,Track2_Testing_04817.mp4 It's a lost art. No one puts pen to paper anymore.,Track2_Testing_04818.mp4 YOU TAKE HIS STUPID HOODIE AND HIS CLUNKY SHOES,Track2_Testing_04819.mp4 The lawyer says I can't talk about it.,Track2_Testing_04820.mp4 "Here I am taking Jay and Gloria to the airport, and, oh, this is me, uh, helping Alex move into her dorm room, and who can forget when I helped Phil with that magic trick and let him make me disappear.",Track2_Testing_04821.mp4 If -- if I could give you one tiny note?,Track2_Testing_04822.mp4 I made you tea. Just drink it! ,Track2_Testing_04823.mp4 I am. I'm going back there.,Track2_Testing_04824.mp4 Is it weird if we just stand here and watch her all day? ,Track2_Testing_04825.mp4 I HOPE YOU CAN FIND SOME WAY TO BE HAPPY FOR ME AND I HOPE YOU'LL STILL BE MY MAID OF HONOR. ,Track2_Testing_04826.mp4 "Well, what if we turn off all the lights except for one, and it'll come to it. ",Track2_Testing_04827.mp4 Okay. Let's you and me get this over with.,Track2_Testing_04828.mp4 "What are you saying? That I'm threatened by Alicia? That I'm like the old queen of the hive, and it's just time for me to go? ",Track2_Testing_04829.mp4 "Just, uh, almost killed myself on your fire truck.",Track2_Testing_04830.mp4 "Okay, my point is, it wouldn't hurt Alex to loosen up.",Track2_Testing_04831.mp4 "No, it was more like a ""good luck!"" ",Track2_Testing_04832.mp4 Kind of like the first time you slept over here.,Track2_Testing_04833.mp4 "WELL, IT'S REALLY... ",Track2_Testing_04834.mp4 You hear me? You better not have.,Track2_Testing_04835.mp4 "We have IRAs, right?",Track2_Testing_04836.mp4 "Uh, but what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss. ",Track2_Testing_04837.mp4 THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER OFFER COMING?,Track2_Testing_04838.mp4 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. ,Track2_Testing_04839.mp4 "Rude awakening, Claire.",Track2_Testing_04840.mp4 This entire holiday is just a giant reminder of how the clock is ticking.,Track2_Testing_04841.mp4 "Look, just forget I told you about me... ...not graduating from community college, okay? ",Track2_Testing_04842.mp4 He looks me up and down.,Track2_Testing_04843.mp4 IS THAT WHY IN JUNIOR HIGH YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO HUNG OUT WITH THAT UKRAINIAN KID? ,Track2_Testing_04844.mp4 Why are you still here?,Track2_Testing_04845.mp4 "Banana cream. Well, you got me there, chip.",Track2_Testing_04846.mp4 I THINK THAT'S THE REASON THEY'RE FEELING --,Track2_Testing_04847.mp4 CALM DOWN. I'M TALKING ABOUT A COCKATOO.,Track2_Testing_04848.mp4 "Thank you. I mean, you're not even scary.",Track2_Testing_04849.mp4 It's just the nicest thing ever.,Track2_Testing_04850.mp4 "Thank you. Now yell ""Charge"" and we can get out of here. ",Track2_Testing_04851.mp4 There is evil in my family.,Track2_Testing_04852.mp4 You also got a nosebleed watching Up. ,Track2_Testing_04853.mp4 Great throw. You were right.,Track2_Testing_04854.mp4 This is why everyone hates college graduates.,Track2_Testing_04855.mp4 "No. No, you should. A lot of major actors do nude scenes. And the chance to star in a movie? Come on. ",Track2_Testing_04856.mp4 He's gonna know it's missing.,Track2_Testing_04857.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_04858.mp4 You lose 100% of the hot-dog-eating contests you don't enter.,Track2_Testing_04859.mp4 "Howard, we've all seen your mother naked. That woman needs to learn how to tie a robe. ",Track2_Testing_04860.mp4 OH! I MAY BE TEACHING ANOTHER CLASS THIS SEMESTER. ,Track2_Testing_04861.mp4 You don't know she's little!,Track2_Testing_04862.mp4 "Not ""Double...click.""",Track2_Testing_04863.mp4 "You love her, you always have you have a child together. There's no right answer. ",Track2_Testing_04864.mp4 "Okay, two minutes ago, I was on the back of a snowmobile with Daniel Craig.",Track2_Testing_04865.mp4 "Oh, just one -- one thing? One thing. Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_04866.mp4 "Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off? ",Track2_Testing_04867.mp4 "Hey, great news. My mom sent me my old Nintendo 64. ",Track2_Testing_04868.mp4 Could I get a glass of water?,Track2_Testing_04869.mp4 "Oh, god.",Track2_Testing_04870.mp4 AND LILY'S AT A SLEEPOVER. MM-HMM.,Track2_Testing_04871.mp4 "Oh, god, that was some party last night.",Track2_Testing_04872.mp4 "That long, huh? ",Track2_Testing_04873.mp4 "None of those words better be ""calf"" or ""implants.""",Track2_Testing_04874.mp4 That's the spirit.,Track2_Testing_04875.mp4 "Yes. Oh, my gosh.",Track2_Testing_04876.mp4 HE'S DATING HER REAL GOOD.,Track2_Testing_04877.mp4 ...your ex-girlfriend hanging out here all the time. ,Track2_Testing_04878.mp4 "It so happens that your mother is still very romantic, which I will prove with a surprise visit to her office this afternoon.",Track2_Testing_04879.mp4 "Why? Honey, I'm a businessman.",Track2_Testing_04880.mp4 This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread.,Track2_Testing_04881.mp4 But they know I can't make ice cream.,Track2_Testing_04882.mp4 I'M A FILTHY RUSTLER.,Track2_Testing_04883.mp4 THIS WAS REALLY FUN. I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF YOU WERE EVER GOING TO ASK ME OUT. ,Track2_Testing_04884.mp4 I almost got a Turkey!,Track2_Testing_04885.mp4 Get some rest.,Track2_Testing_04886.mp4 It won't change how I feel about you. ,Track2_Testing_04887.mp4 Don't be snippy. I'm just excited to talk to my baby. ,Track2_Testing_04888.mp4 "Hey, honey. You get my text?",Track2_Testing_04889.mp4 "I know that we don't play this game very often, but you're doing it wrong. ",Track2_Testing_04890.mp4 PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT.,Track2_Testing_04891.mp4 Are you serious? Yeah.,Track2_Testing_04892.mp4 Tray? You mean like a serving tray?,Track2_Testing_04893.mp4 I tried to pretendI was a 3D cutout of myself to avoid talking to him.,Track2_Testing_04894.mp4 Is there anything else? ,Track2_Testing_04895.mp4 Your dad and I are buds.,Track2_Testing_04896.mp4 I'm just headed down to the restaurant.,Track2_Testing_04897.mp4 "Like I said, we're about to get married... ...and I want a clean slate. No secrets. ",Track2_Testing_04898.mp4 Why?,Track2_Testing_04899.mp4 I'd rather concentrate on something you just said.There might not even be a heaven? I don't know.,Track2_Testing_04900.mp4 Why couldn't i miss it when it counted?,Track2_Testing_04901.mp4 That's what we're here to prevent.,Track2_Testing_04902.mp4 I hate how good those gliders are!,Track2_Testing_04903.mp4 You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants. ,Track2_Testing_04904.mp4 I remember dropping Haley off at school for the first time.,Track2_Testing_04905.mp4 "Can I talk now, dad?",Track2_Testing_04906.mp4 "You're not understanding the logic behind it.A year is actually 365.25 days.Every four years, we gain one day.If we didn't adjust the calendar, in, say, 40 years,February would almost be January.",Track2_Testing_04907.mp4 "OH, NO WONDER I DON'T FEEL FULL. ",Track2_Testing_04908.mp4 WHAT? THAT LITTLE THING AT THE PROM? ,Track2_Testing_04909.mp4 NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOURS.,Track2_Testing_04910.mp4 Fine.,Track2_Testing_04911.mp4 WHAT?,Track2_Testing_04912.mp4 "[gasps] Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts that she can use after she's done being pregnant. ",Track2_Testing_04913.mp4 It's good. We've been talking about the origins of slavery. ,Track2_Testing_04914.mp4 "Listen, we can do the experiment as planned and beat the Swedish team to the punch, or we can kiss our dreams good-bye because we were to afraid to break a few rules. ",Track2_Testing_04915.mp4 "Something's in this wall, Phil.",Track2_Testing_04916.mp4 I would be England's most powerful weapon. ,Track2_Testing_04917.mp4 "Well, can you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one?",Track2_Testing_04918.mp4 My name is Siri. ,Track2_Testing_04919.mp4 We're gonna need backup -- serious backup.,Track2_Testing_04920.mp4 "Look, you are so used to being the center of men's attention that yesterday, it probably bothered you that I...got some.",Track2_Testing_04921.mp4 I haven't always been Dylan's biggest fan.,Track2_Testing_04922.mp4 "No, no, it's fine.",Track2_Testing_04923.mp4 Spontaneous. You know I like that.,Track2_Testing_04924.mp4 Funny thing -- I also like to write mu--,Track2_Testing_04925.mp4 Someone must have hit the car when we were in the store.,Track2_Testing_04926.mp4 WHICH GUY? ,Track2_Testing_04927.mp4 "HEY, NEIGHBOR.",Track2_Testing_04928.mp4 Come here. ,Track2_Testing_04929.mp4 "FORGET IT, ROSS. ",Track2_Testing_04930.mp4 "Yeah, well, look how well that worked out.",Track2_Testing_04931.mp4 "You believe me? Oh, good. 11 more chumps like you, I'll have the jury eating out of my hand. ",Track2_Testing_04932.mp4 The last thing we need around here is another hippie kook.,Track2_Testing_04933.mp4 "UNTIL YOU GET HOME FROM WORK EVERY DAY,",Track2_Testing_04934.mp4 "WELL, ACTUALLY, GUNTHER SENT ME. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE CUPS OUT HERE. IT'S A THING. MM. ",Track2_Testing_04935.mp4 "What? You would be performing a service, okay? ",Track2_Testing_04936.mp4 I am actually looking for a house right now.,Track2_Testing_04937.mp4 You're gonna find plenty of music teachers to put butter on.,Track2_Testing_04938.mp4 "Monica: OKAY, COME ON, I CAN'T GET MARRIED UNTIL I GET SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW SOMETHING BORROWED AND SOMETHING BLUE. ",Track2_Testing_04939.mp4 "Oh, my gosh, this is an instrument of power.",Track2_Testing_04940.mp4 "I am. It is naughty to put an adverb between the word ""to"" and the verb stem. ",Track2_Testing_04941.mp4 We did. But I— I started thinking.And this isn't about you or me. This is about a little boy who deserves some happiness.,Track2_Testing_04942.mp4 What's going on with you?,Track2_Testing_04943.mp4 I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler. ,Track2_Testing_04944.mp4 "I just got on a scale, and guess how much I weigh.",Track2_Testing_04945.mp4 Ever...,Track2_Testing_04946.mp4 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AN EXCUSE.,Track2_Testing_04947.mp4 I gotta run. But not with scissors. That would be unsafe. ,Track2_Testing_04948.mp4 I thought I was persona non grata.,Track2_Testing_04949.mp4 You want to talk? ,Track2_Testing_04950.mp4 Don't think of it that way.,Track2_Testing_04951.mp4 That doesn't make any sense. ,Track2_Testing_04952.mp4 Why'd you set it for the day before yesterday? ,Track2_Testing_04953.mp4 WHY NOT? ,Track2_Testing_04954.mp4 I'm not surprised Leonard chose to avoid picking me up. ,Track2_Testing_04955.mp4 And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15... ...you might find it... ,Track2_Testing_04956.mp4 "Back in town, these worms are 5 cents each.",Track2_Testing_04957.mp4 Great. Now I'm worse than a fraud. I'm practically a biologist. ,Track2_Testing_04958.mp4 Okay. The truth is... ,Track2_Testing_04959.mp4 I felt a ring box in his pocket.,Track2_Testing_04960.mp4 Saving your house from being egged.,Track2_Testing_04961.mp4 You know we said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? ,Track2_Testing_04962.mp4 "I know. Yeah, I can do it tomorrow night.I'll just give my wife some excuse.",Track2_Testing_04963.mp4 I'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry. Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep. ,Track2_Testing_04964.mp4 I've never even been nominated before. I want it so much. ,Track2_Testing_04965.mp4 "I know. But he calls, and my heart goes to him. You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer. ",Track2_Testing_04966.mp4 Just admit it... you have no intention of keeping your promise of moving to Missouri.,Track2_Testing_04967.mp4 THAT WAS MY DAD TALKING.,Track2_Testing_04968.mp4 Okay. I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was 12. ,Track2_Testing_04969.mp4 I AM SENDING YOUR APPLICATION TO DRAMA CAMP.,Track2_Testing_04970.mp4 "Cherry, please. ",Track2_Testing_04971.mp4 Good God! I'm so sorry.Oh!,Track2_Testing_04972.mp4 It's a hell of a character.,Track2_Testing_04973.mp4 This hotel... has the finest closets in all the land.,Track2_Testing_04974.mp4 "Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone. ",Track2_Testing_04975.mp4 He understands it.,Track2_Testing_04976.mp4 "-Uh, thank you for the drink. -No problem. ",Track2_Testing_04977.mp4 Then don't.,Track2_Testing_04978.mp4 "It is. I went to check it out, and they are very cautious about letting strange men with no kids peek in the windows. ",Track2_Testing_04979.mp4 Wow.,Track2_Testing_04980.mp4 WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP? ,Track2_Testing_04981.mp4 Yes! Do you know what that means? It means that all of this attention that you hate goes away. ,Track2_Testing_04982.mp4 "Well, what's done is done.",Track2_Testing_04983.mp4 "Bye, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_04984.mp4 "ACTUALLY, ME, TOO. ",Track2_Testing_04985.mp4 "I must say, I was impressed you didn't mope for a month",Track2_Testing_04986.mp4 Yeah. And Neil Armstrong was a pretty good trumpet player.,Track2_Testing_04987.mp4 Now you're playing logic police? You're standing on a staircase in a Meadow?,Track2_Testing_04988.mp4 But who needs presents every year?,Track2_Testing_04989.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_04990.mp4 "Look, he's hotter than ever.",Track2_Testing_04991.mp4 Fine. What about epilepsy? ,Track2_Testing_04992.mp4 "...with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip ""Cathy."" When she's upset, she says ""ack"" and eats ice cream. ",Track2_Testing_04993.mp4 SORRY. STUPID LITTLE CAT FEET.,Track2_Testing_04994.mp4 What am I gonna do? ,Track2_Testing_04995.mp4 I'm -- I'm trying to get herto tell that funny donkey story.,Track2_Testing_04996.mp4 I think you'll be surprised at my-- ,Track2_Testing_04997.mp4 No one's talking about Sonny and Cher. ,Track2_Testing_04998.mp4 "All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store.Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did.So it's not really lying.",Track2_Testing_04999.mp4 Wow!,Track2_Testing_05000.mp4 But the memory of our night together kept me going.,Track2_Testing_05001.mp4 "Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family... ...that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe. Can we not discuss it? ",Track2_Testing_05002.mp4 Let's make it Tuesday,Track2_Testing_05003.mp4 And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.,Track2_Testing_05004.mp4 "WELL, AS AN ACTUAL COACH, UM, DIFF.",Track2_Testing_05005.mp4 "Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out. ",Track2_Testing_05006.mp4 "Uh, moving is a big deal. Uh, you-- You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes... ...and if they're not clean then your books smell like melons and it's-- Why don't you just get a roommate and stay here? ",Track2_Testing_05007.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, WESTMINSTER ABBEY. HANDS DOWN, BEST ABBEY I'VE EVER SEEN. ",Track2_Testing_05008.mp4 "Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands. ",Track2_Testing_05009.mp4 "Listen, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong. Uh-oh, I got to go, Monica. My... my sushi's here. ",Track2_Testing_05010.mp4 IT'S CALLED OVER-ROTATION. LOOK INTO IT.,Track2_Testing_05011.mp4 "I didn't know him very well, but I still really liked him. ",Track2_Testing_05012.mp4 "And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair by the time I was 19. And for the record: ",Track2_Testing_05013.mp4 """Don't tell Jay I gave you a sausage,"" then you accidentally hit voice memo and I heard you tell Stella to go in the yard and die.",Track2_Testing_05014.mp4 -Hence my true purpose in coming here. -Which is? ,Track2_Testing_05015.mp4 "I am not pointing fingers, but our daughter had exactly one thing on her list, and someone didn't get it, so someone needs to go to the mall.",Track2_Testing_05016.mp4 We dodged a bullet on this. Trust me. I've been down this road before.I remember one time Mitchell decided to wear a jaunty scarf to school.I kept my mouth shut. He got his jaunty butt kicked.,Track2_Testing_05017.mp4 My Sausage of the Month arrived a day early.,Track2_Testing_05018.mp4 Get out of my lab. ,Track2_Testing_05019.mp4 We were engaged. Doesn't matter.,Track2_Testing_05020.mp4 Oh! Are you ready?,Track2_Testing_05021.mp4 "Wow. You're dead, so I'm going to let that slide. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character from Star Wars. After his physical demise, he comes to Luke Skywalker as his mentor in spirit form. ",Track2_Testing_05022.mp4 Where are all your friends? ,Track2_Testing_05023.mp4 "Okay, let me put it this way. If you're Leonard's friend... ...you will support him no matter who he wants to be with. ",Track2_Testing_05024.mp4 Now? I've got a busy day.,Track2_Testing_05025.mp4 If I became a famous movie star and we got married... ,Track2_Testing_05026.mp4 "You write her back and tell her I said that. You know, when you have a second. ",Track2_Testing_05027.mp4 I know. And then something that's supposed to be nothing but joyful...Suddenly turns into this huge fight.,Track2_Testing_05028.mp4 "Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're his favorite little guy. ",Track2_Testing_05029.mp4 "Yeah, go ahead. ",Track2_Testing_05030.mp4 OOH. NICE FACE CANDY.,Track2_Testing_05031.mp4 "The Mets suck, okay? You wanna see the Yankees. ",Track2_Testing_05032.mp4 "Mitchell, are you hinting that you want to go to that concert without me?",Track2_Testing_05033.mp4 Okay. This is everything he had on the board. I'm sure we can figure the rest out. ,Track2_Testing_05034.mp4 We need to talk to him about this now.,Track2_Testing_05035.mp4 "OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. I MEAN, SHE'S GONNA GET OVER THIS, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, SO YOU SAID MY NAME. YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SAID IT 'CAUSE YOU SAW ME THERE. ",Track2_Testing_05036.mp4 A firm handshake...,Track2_Testing_05037.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_05038.mp4 AND IT'S OVERWHELMING HERE.,Track2_Testing_05039.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_05040.mp4 Because you are giving your commencement speech. ,Track2_Testing_05041.mp4 You realize you can't win. ,Track2_Testing_05042.mp4 "UH, SORRY. NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. IT'S ONE OF MY RIGHTS AS THE EX-BOYFRIEND. ",Track2_Testing_05043.mp4 OH!,Track2_Testing_05044.mp4 "Well, for starters, I wouldn't eat the bananas. ",Track2_Testing_05045.mp4 "Oh, well, we need to book that soon because spring is hoedown season, and then you get right into summer stock, so...",Track2_Testing_05046.mp4 I know.,Track2_Testing_05047.mp4 "I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. No, the thing I want to say is... Maybe we should've talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right? ",Track2_Testing_05048.mp4 "You know, Amy... ",Track2_Testing_05049.mp4 "PLE-- ""BILLION-DOLLAR IDEAS""?",Track2_Testing_05050.mp4 "Good thinking. [MIMICS RAJESH] Cinnamon, come to Daddy. ",Track2_Testing_05051.mp4 Yes -- which is why I'm getting all the texts.,Track2_Testing_05052.mp4 WE HAVE GOT TO BEAT THEM. ,Track2_Testing_05053.mp4 "Lily, your teacher tells me you don't want to dance. Is that true?But you were so good back at the house when you were practicing.",Track2_Testing_05054.mp4 "We could be the first to plant a flag on Mars. We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks! on Mars. We could be the first to say: ""Good Lord. What on Mars are you talking about?"" ",Track2_Testing_05055.mp4 "You stay here. No, no, no, no, no.",Track2_Testing_05056.mp4 "Sheldon, this is silly. I'm not missing another prom. ",Track2_Testing_05057.mp4 I suppose it could end up on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it. ,Track2_Testing_05058.mp4 "Well, how much time do you need? How much time before ",Track2_Testing_05059.mp4 I hope that this new one has some good manners.,Track2_Testing_05060.mp4 HEAVY HANGS THE HEAD.,Track2_Testing_05061.mp4 Are you insane? You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean. ,Track2_Testing_05062.mp4 "Listen, I need a good lie. ",Track2_Testing_05063.mp4 "Yeah, this is a little different.",Track2_Testing_05064.mp4 "Okay, here you go, Leonard. One Tequila Sunrise. ",Track2_Testing_05065.mp4 "Look at him... rosy cheeks, he's playing with his blocks.",Track2_Testing_05066.mp4 I have never had such a healthy breakup. She was such a grownup about it. ,Track2_Testing_05067.mp4 All that matters is you're gonna pay.,Track2_Testing_05068.mp4 I WANT YOU TO GO TO EUROPE WITH ME.,Track2_Testing_05069.mp4 "Mm, no.",Track2_Testing_05070.mp4 Thanks! [ Chuckles ],Track2_Testing_05071.mp4 You bet.,Track2_Testing_05072.mp4 "Are you serious? Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more? ",Track2_Testing_05073.mp4 BECAUSE YOU REGRET GETTING ENGAGED TO BETH?,Track2_Testing_05074.mp4 DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH CHANDLER AND THAT SOCK THAT HE KEEPS BY HIS BED? ,Track2_Testing_05075.mp4 Why can't it be a woman cave? ,Track2_Testing_05076.mp4 I knew it. Assassin!,Track2_Testing_05077.mp4 Pardon?,Track2_Testing_05078.mp4 "On land. On the sea, it would be terrifying. Because of all the drowning. ",Track2_Testing_05079.mp4 "YOUNG WOMAN MEETS A WEALTHY, OLDER MAN.",Track2_Testing_05080.mp4 Hard as this may be to believe... ,Track2_Testing_05081.mp4 "[ Chuckles ] Yeah. We, um...",Track2_Testing_05082.mp4 -No. -Then this is my first date. ,Track2_Testing_05083.mp4 "Hey, why don't you give a pull on that rope? ",Track2_Testing_05084.mp4 Sorry. I don't mean to be that guy.,Track2_Testing_05085.mp4 "I rode up her driveway, and I could see when she opened the door through the little slits in my helmet what her answer was gonna be.",Track2_Testing_05086.mp4 "Anyway, you were a good woman, and we had some fun times, especially in the sack.",Track2_Testing_05087.mp4 There's something wrong with you...That the sound of our child in such distress doesn't bother you more.,Track2_Testing_05088.mp4 SEE WHAT YOU DID? I'M GOING TO BE DOING IT BY MYSELF NOW. ,Track2_Testing_05089.mp4 "I'm just saying, I've never seen you show much interest in someone who didn't have money.",Track2_Testing_05090.mp4 We have to get rid of the time machine. ,Track2_Testing_05091.mp4 I can see you're gonna take this the wrong way. Let me try again. Imagine you're the sole human being... ...living on a planet populated with nothing but chimps. ,Track2_Testing_05092.mp4 "I am very, very sorry for what I have done. ",Track2_Testing_05093.mp4 This might be the last time that we --,Track2_Testing_05094.mp4 I could suspend you.,Track2_Testing_05095.mp4 "Oh. Yes, we're the people in the ad. Yeah, hi. Hey.Another great thing about college— complete independence.",Track2_Testing_05096.mp4 [ Bottle thuds ] You want to talk about it?,Track2_Testing_05097.mp4 Is not. Is not. ,Track2_Testing_05098.mp4 "Ah, who cares? Everybody's got their problems.",Track2_Testing_05099.mp4 I've got her dead to rights --,Track2_Testing_05100.mp4 What's the matter now? Killing whales?,Track2_Testing_05101.mp4 And not one of the cool ones created by Industrial Light and Magic!,Track2_Testing_05102.mp4 Punkin chunkin' is a true story.,Track2_Testing_05103.mp4 "All right, if I do this can we at least discuss sex on the balcony? ",Track2_Testing_05104.mp4 You okay? ,Track2_Testing_05105.mp4 ...I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's. ,Track2_Testing_05106.mp4 "You know, this is our first night out together, so it's our little date.",Track2_Testing_05107.mp4 "Well, I love a good reception.",Track2_Testing_05108.mp4 Chinese noodles with Korean barbecue... ...in a taco. ,Track2_Testing_05109.mp4 Yeah. And...action.,Track2_Testing_05110.mp4 "You know, I've got problems of my own.",Track2_Testing_05111.mp4 "SO I DON'T READ AS MANY BOOKS AS YOU DO AND I DON'T WRITE ""TRICK POEMS"" THAT SEEM TO BE ABOUT ONE THING BUT ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. I GET EXCITED ABOUT STUPID STUFF-- LIKE WHEN MY PEOPLE MAGAZINE COMES ON SATURDAY AND THE NEW ""HOLD EVERYTHING"" CATALOG-- BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M EMPTY. I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. ",Track2_Testing_05112.mp4 "Yeah, when did he leave? ",Track2_Testing_05113.mp4 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A LITTLE GRUFF.,Track2_Testing_05114.mp4 "Yeah, maybe you better. I took a pretty big sip. ",Track2_Testing_05115.mp4 "I looked her in the eye, smiled and said, ""I'm happy for you."" Because that's what friends do. ",Track2_Testing_05116.mp4 "Wait. No, what?My brain is fine!",Track2_Testing_05117.mp4 "Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up? ",Track2_Testing_05118.mp4 "OH, I WAS JUST CLEARING SOME SPACE FOR YOUR STUFF. ",Track2_Testing_05119.mp4 I'm gonna take the planeout for a spin.,Track2_Testing_05120.mp4 Your mother told you this? Yes. ,Track2_Testing_05121.mp4 "You heard it, too? You have the gift. ",Track2_Testing_05122.mp4 "Yeah, masculinity's bad till someone has to kill a spider.",Track2_Testing_05123.mp4 I think he's bad.,Track2_Testing_05124.mp4 "Actually, I thought maybe I could come over and cook for you.",Track2_Testing_05125.mp4 "Well, that would raise a number of problems. ",Track2_Testing_05126.mp4 I've been hiding behind your workout clothes. Ah.,Track2_Testing_05127.mp4 You gonna buy a new one? ,Track2_Testing_05128.mp4 "I mean, you could have given me a call.",Track2_Testing_05129.mp4 I'm not hooking Wolowitz up with my friends. ,Track2_Testing_05130.mp4 No! I don't think you're being crazy enough.,Track2_Testing_05131.mp4 Is that a relevant factor? ,Track2_Testing_05132.mp4 "Well, it creeps me out. ",Track2_Testing_05133.mp4 Hmm... (sighs),Track2_Testing_05134.mp4 "I tell people that I work hard to stay fit and to stay young, but the reality is that I barely do anything.",Track2_Testing_05135.mp4 "It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.Oh, you know I think it's sweet.Every couple years, Mitchell and his father go out and enjoy one of these showers together.",Track2_Testing_05136.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_05137.mp4 "We just started to think about this. Maybe I'll move in with Penny, or maybe she and I'll take this place, you can move across the hall. Move across the hall? ",Track2_Testing_05138.mp4 No big deal. I'm fine. I'm -- I'm great.,Track2_Testing_05139.mp4 """WARDEN, IN FIVE MINUTES MY PAIN WILL BE OVER ""BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SENT AN HONEST MAN TO DIE."" ",Track2_Testing_05140.mp4 "When we created Footprints on the Moon, we agreed that every band decision would be mutual. ",Track2_Testing_05141.mp4 Is it possible you're being a tad harsh?,Track2_Testing_05142.mp4 "...you can't just call every time you get lonely. You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel."" ",Track2_Testing_05143.mp4 Who says I'm taking advantage of them? ,Track2_Testing_05144.mp4 "Oh, that's too bad, 'cause you look so cool on that.",Track2_Testing_05145.mp4 "- Okay, sweetie, break's over. - It hasn't been five minutes.",Track2_Testing_05146.mp4 At midnight you eat 12 grapes.,Track2_Testing_05147.mp4 There's a swim-up bar?!,Track2_Testing_05148.mp4 What are you doing? ,Track2_Testing_05149.mp4 "WELL, I'M GONNA PUT AN END TO IT.",Track2_Testing_05150.mp4 "Oh, my god. Phil. Ow. Ohhh!",Track2_Testing_05151.mp4 "Well, you don't have to sound so surprised. ",Track2_Testing_05152.mp4 "AND SPEAKING OF JEWELRY AND ""SHOULDN'T HAVEs,""",Track2_Testing_05153.mp4 "OH, I SAW A LOT OF STUFF. ",Track2_Testing_05154.mp4 Yo! This party is the GOAT.,Track2_Testing_05155.mp4 "Yeah, well, goes to show, you think you know someone...",Track2_Testing_05156.mp4 I can't tell you why I can't tell you. So I guess there's two things I can't tell you. ,Track2_Testing_05157.mp4 The money from the hot-sauce business that you're doing so well.,Track2_Testing_05158.mp4 Aww! That's so sweet.,Track2_Testing_05159.mp4 No.,Track2_Testing_05160.mp4 Leonard and Penny. ,Track2_Testing_05161.mp4 "Honey, do you need me to move the car?",Track2_Testing_05162.mp4 Of course you woke me. It's 7:30. ,Track2_Testing_05163.mp4 "Dude, my parents just split up. ",Track2_Testing_05164.mp4 "JOEY, WHAT'S IT LIKE ON A MOVIE SET, HUH? DO YOU HAVE A DRESSING ROOM? DO YOU HAVE A CHAIR WITH YOUR NAME ON IT? ",Track2_Testing_05165.mp4 "what do you mean, at what? I said “Luke.”",Track2_Testing_05166.mp4 "You're doing it again, cam. You're doing it again!",Track2_Testing_05167.mp4 AND I SUPPOSE YOU USED A RING DESIGNER FOR THAT? ,Track2_Testing_05168.mp4 I should probably make an appointment with the eye doctor.,Track2_Testing_05169.mp4 "No, I don't wanna break his heart, I love him. This is happening too fast. ",Track2_Testing_05170.mp4 Really? Amy? ,Track2_Testing_05171.mp4 That adds up to a bad driver. ,Track2_Testing_05172.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ,Track2_Testing_05173.mp4 DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH PART IS NOT SPACKLED? ,Track2_Testing_05174.mp4 "If -- If we would have watched that movie a few months ago, it would have been really weird, but... we're all good now, right?",Track2_Testing_05175.mp4 Image number six: woman giving birth. ,Track2_Testing_05176.mp4 A typewriter?,Track2_Testing_05177.mp4 I'm so embarrassed.,Track2_Testing_05178.mp4 "Hang on. Are you feeling insecure? Because that's my thing. And if you take it away, I don't know what I'm bringing to this relationship. ",Track2_Testing_05179.mp4 Three hours?! Yeah.,Track2_Testing_05180.mp4 "Oh, my... Gloria...",Track2_Testing_05181.mp4 - Mann? - Huh? Y,Track2_Testing_05182.mp4 "Like leftovers, or...?",Track2_Testing_05183.mp4 "OH, YAY! ",Track2_Testing_05184.mp4 Mmmmmm.,Track2_Testing_05185.mp4 I can't let you give all this up.,Track2_Testing_05186.mp4 "I'm telling you, try the hanger. ",Track2_Testing_05187.mp4 "No, but he will. ",Track2_Testing_05188.mp4 "But just so you know... However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether, you know, it's at a basketball game... ...or in skywriting... ...or, you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie... ...who hides it in the cake. ",Track2_Testing_05189.mp4 That must be why she wanted me to have the car.,Track2_Testing_05190.mp4 "Well, I thought it was a little unfair that she's always here... ...and you never get a chance to stay over... ...so I killed her. ",Track2_Testing_05191.mp4 I'm not gonna be the one to lose it after it's survived earthquakes and wars and the lunchroom gravy fire of '64!,Track2_Testing_05192.mp4 "Oh, okay, wild adventure. Oh, frenzy stance isn't working. ",Track2_Testing_05193.mp4 1...2...3.,Track2_Testing_05194.mp4 "I'm sorry. Uh, bold?",Track2_Testing_05195.mp4 "Well, you kept your end of the bargain, so I'm gonna make the sausages,",Track2_Testing_05196.mp4 Of course not.,Track2_Testing_05197.mp4 "Oh, well, I may as well have! ",Track2_Testing_05198.mp4 "I FORGOT I SHOULDN'T ASK ""WHY"" TO THINGS.",Track2_Testing_05199.mp4 "Oh, just probably 'cause of the toxins, you know --",Track2_Testing_05200.mp4 THIS IS FOR THE SCRATCHY TWINS OUT THERE. I TAPED OVEN MITTS TO THEIR HANDS. ,Track2_Testing_05201.mp4 I lose my chance at being the spokesperson for Blue Monsoon Korean Energy Drink.,Track2_Testing_05202.mp4 我是最糟糕的人 I'm just the worst person ever. 我怎么可以不告诉大卫 我跟麦克在一起呢? How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike? ,Track2_Testing_05203.mp4 "I would've included the others, but you know exactly what would've happened. They would've taken over the project and bossed us around. ",Track2_Testing_05204.mp4 put salt on my food without trying it first. ,Track2_Testing_05205.mp4 "-You left right after we got married. -Ha, ha. This is like our honeymoon. -Now, hold on to your hat. -Oh. ",Track2_Testing_05206.mp4 "POSSIBLE APPLICATIONS ARE BOMB DEFUSEMENT,",Track2_Testing_05207.mp4 "JOEY, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME! DO I HAVE LIPSTICK ON MY TEETH? ",Track2_Testing_05208.mp4 "You know, if you look at the big picture. Just, uh, out of curiosity, did he ever have a shot with you? ",Track2_Testing_05209.mp4 "So, dad, the last time we worked together, it was tense between us.",Track2_Testing_05210.mp4 Okay. You always use that.,Track2_Testing_05211.mp4 No. I'm from pensacola.,Track2_Testing_05212.mp4 "Anyhoo, leave a check out for the gardener, and you gave my life meaning.",Track2_Testing_05213.mp4 I had a meeting.All right. Let's talk about why you got your panties in a bunch.What's up with you and your sister?,Track2_Testing_05214.mp4 I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed. I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life. ,Track2_Testing_05215.mp4 I think I'm gonna.,Track2_Testing_05216.mp4 Okay. It's okay.,Track2_Testing_05217.mp4 Two words.,Track2_Testing_05218.mp4 "MONICA, YOU ARE NOT STILL GOING OVER THAT THING? ",Track2_Testing_05219.mp4 "OH, WELL, INVISIBLE KIDS {\an1}CAN BE THAT WAY SOMETIMES. ",Track2_Testing_05220.mp4 "So bring it, Jay. You stink, Phil.",Track2_Testing_05221.mp4 "YEAH, THE MATTE FINISH",Track2_Testing_05222.mp4 I'd like that.,Track2_Testing_05223.mp4 Just saved us a long plane ride with a toddler.,Track2_Testing_05224.mp4 Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.,Track2_Testing_05225.mp4 "Well, then... ...maybe it's time we all moved on. ",Track2_Testing_05226.mp4 This is not what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating... and Chandler's gonna be home. So I thought we would try before dinner. ,Track2_Testing_05227.mp4 My company sent it.,Track2_Testing_05228.mp4 "Chandler, we can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day. ",Track2_Testing_05229.mp4 You're kickin' up more sand than a sea turtle layin' eggs.,Track2_Testing_05230.mp4 "A reasonable question. I asked myself: ""What is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable?"" Three answers came to mind. A toll booth attendant, an Apple store genius... ...and what Penny does. Now, since I don't like touching other people's coins... ...and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word ""genius""... ...here I am. ",Track2_Testing_05231.mp4 That's not even a challenge.,Track2_Testing_05232.mp4 This job is important to me.,Track2_Testing_05233.mp4 I thought ice cream would be fun.,Track2_Testing_05234.mp4 Attaboy.,Track2_Testing_05235.mp4 "-I was there. She dumped you. -Okay, fine. ",Track2_Testing_05236.mp4 Bring her a drink and tell her to get comfortable on the couch.,Track2_Testing_05237.mp4 That is just what I said to all of those haters who told me that my crystal energy stickers did not improve your colon health.,Track2_Testing_05238.mp4 "If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know. ",Track2_Testing_05239.mp4 $47 once my nana's birthday check gets here. ,Track2_Testing_05240.mp4 "OH, GOD! HERE THEY COME! HIDE!",Track2_Testing_05241.mp4 YOU MEAN WITH ME?,Track2_Testing_05242.mp4 YOU WOULD NOT. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I HATE THIS. YOU'RE TOO NORMAL. CAN'T BELIEVE MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A THING. MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A THING. ,Track2_Testing_05243.mp4 Let me stop you. Please do.,Track2_Testing_05244.mp4 Why would you lie about that? ,Track2_Testing_05245.mp4 The old Asian man is not your Meemaw? ,Track2_Testing_05246.mp4 "I hate the way my dad looks at us when we're late, like we're two silly queens blasting disco music, primping, losing track of time.",Track2_Testing_05247.mp4 "-Hey. -Sorry, did I startle you? ",Track2_Testing_05248.mp4 On Sunday? ,Track2_Testing_05249.mp4 "It worked. It really worked. They said I was mad, but it worked. ",Track2_Testing_05250.mp4 "Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay? ",Track2_Testing_05251.mp4 "Makes fun of my head dent.""",Track2_Testing_05252.mp4 Since when does the wedding singer send us requests?,Track2_Testing_05253.mp4 "Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something. ",Track2_Testing_05254.mp4 Thank you. I wish there were some way I could make it better. ,Track2_Testing_05255.mp4 What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_05256.mp4 "No, I had to walk away.",Track2_Testing_05257.mp4 "And I think it would be appropriate if maybe you all, you know, stopped seeing him.",Track2_Testing_05258.mp4 "Okay, honey, please don't hurt daddy.All right, ahh.",Track2_Testing_05259.mp4 Remember when I spent the entire day at the pool with Downtown Julie Brown?,Track2_Testing_05260.mp4 Snooze. Not the way I do it.,Track2_Testing_05261.mp4 "Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_05262.mp4 "Hey, Trent just liked our comment. ",Track2_Testing_05263.mp4 "When the kids were younger, we had a, uh— a wading pool. Uh-huh.And occasionally Luke would have an accident and, um, Alex would scream.And we'd say, um, “it's okay, honey. He's just making it lukewarm.”",Track2_Testing_05264.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_05265.mp4 Look who raised me.,Track2_Testing_05266.mp4 It's so hard to say no to you. ,Track2_Testing_05267.mp4 Now no one's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume.,Track2_Testing_05268.mp4 "MON, GET OUT HERE! MONICA! ",Track2_Testing_05269.mp4 -Yes. -Did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce? ,Track2_Testing_05270.mp4 That's why I already cleaned up in here and all the other rooms in the hall. ,Track2_Testing_05271.mp4 Did you break up with her? ,Track2_Testing_05272.mp4 AH. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M SORRY. ,Track2_Testing_05273.mp4 "Let's just drink the cheap stuff, 'cause we might have to sell that bottle.",Track2_Testing_05274.mp4 Here come the mummies. Which spell do I use? The hateful strike or the frenzy stance? ,Track2_Testing_05275.mp4 "YOU KNOW, YOU COULD TOTALLY SELL THIS! IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR, LIKE, UM.... A KITTY LITTER CAMPAIGN. ",Track2_Testing_05276.mp4 But you only have two eyes. You got a lot of nostril hairs. ,Track2_Testing_05277.mp4 YOU GOT YOUR PASSPORT? ,Track2_Testing_05278.mp4 Luke! Luke!It's hard to guard a player if there's no player near you!,Track2_Testing_05279.mp4 I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker. ,Track2_Testing_05280.mp4 I DO. I DO. I LOVE IT. ,Track2_Testing_05281.mp4 "HONEY, THAT'S GREAT! ",Track2_Testing_05282.mp4 I touched your shoulder for a second.,Track2_Testing_05283.mp4 He's the recipient of back-to-back Golden Showers.,Track2_Testing_05284.mp4 "I can't help you, Joey. ",Track2_Testing_05285.mp4 "It seems we have a choice to make. Abandon all ground rules in the name of science, or... give up collaborating for the sake of our relationship. ",Track2_Testing_05286.mp4 I lost to durkas. It's not fair.He wanted to buy IBM because he thought it was funny to say.,Track2_Testing_05287.mp4 "At Claire's dinner the other day, Phil almost ate a candle.",Track2_Testing_05288.mp4 You can hear me stifle a sob in the cut because my boom operator was undermining me.,Track2_Testing_05289.mp4 "I mean, of course, I worried I was the type of person who needed to be busy all the time, but it's like a drug -- after a couple of weeks of withdrawal,",Track2_Testing_05290.mp4 Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees? ,Track2_Testing_05291.mp4 I took an oath.What about our oath?,Track2_Testing_05292.mp4 But he was gay. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_05293.mp4 The plumber just said that there's nothing wrong.,Track2_Testing_05294.mp4 You should bring your black see-through teddy with the attached garters. ,Track2_Testing_05295.mp4 Mother likes looking at brains and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned. ,Track2_Testing_05296.mp4 "No, I just-- ",Track2_Testing_05297.mp4 It's okay! Okay. No need to be alarmed.,Track2_Testing_05298.mp4 "It was actually to ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight.""",Track2_Testing_05299.mp4 "NO, BUT MONICA AND I WERE TALKING AND-AND I WAS SO UPSET ABOUT THE HALL BEING KNOCKED DOWN AND SHE SUGGESTED THAT WE JUST PUT THE WEDDING OFF FOR A BIT. ",Track2_Testing_05300.mp4 Screw the kids. Screw everybody at work.,Track2_Testing_05301.mp4 What are you doing here? Where's Joan?,Track2_Testing_05302.mp4 I'm wearing real loose clothes. I need money real bad.,Track2_Testing_05303.mp4 Why didn't you just tell me? I don't know.,Track2_Testing_05304.mp4 It sounds like you got caught speeding going 4000 miles an hour. ,Track2_Testing_05305.mp4 Pizza? You ordered pizza?,Track2_Testing_05306.mp4 It's not like we all --,Track2_Testing_05307.mp4 OH.,Track2_Testing_05308.mp4 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. ,Track2_Testing_05309.mp4 "Why should we leave? For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here. ",Track2_Testing_05310.mp4 CAN YOU HEAR THAT? ,Track2_Testing_05311.mp4 You can take Joe to his baby class.,Track2_Testing_05312.mp4 "Claire? I don't want to jinx it, but I think you could be exactly what he needs.",Track2_Testing_05313.mp4 Dr. Fowler? ,Track2_Testing_05314.mp4 Is there a good anal leakage? ,Track2_Testing_05315.mp4 "Okay, that's Jake. He's the one that's having an affair.",Track2_Testing_05316.mp4 "Hey, statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about. ",Track2_Testing_05317.mp4 He -- He's an idea.,Track2_Testing_05318.mp4 Why?,Track2_Testing_05319.mp4 "No, Claire, I do not love it.",Track2_Testing_05320.mp4 "No, it's not that. It's -- it's not.",Track2_Testing_05321.mp4 With a wok? I thought you were going to read my boring book ,Track2_Testing_05322.mp4 YOU JUST NEED TO REMEMBER,Track2_Testing_05323.mp4 "NO. I DON'T EVEN KNEW. HEY, WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEBODY TO GET A GREAT JOB? ",Track2_Testing_05324.mp4 "You're completely bothered by the flowers.But when my father introduces you as “a friend of my son,”doesn't faze you in the least.",Track2_Testing_05325.mp4 "Wow, you got a lot of money in there. ",Track2_Testing_05326.mp4 "If I can't have it, you can't have it. ",Track2_Testing_05327.mp4 Hey! Hey!,Track2_Testing_05328.mp4 HOW DO YOU KNOW? ,Track2_Testing_05329.mp4 And you're not not being needy.,Track2_Testing_05330.mp4 "MRS. WOLOWITZ: We're gonna have to work as a team. Get in here, grab a handful, and start stuffing. ",Track2_Testing_05331.mp4 Who is gonna pick up that ratty chair off our lawn?,Track2_Testing_05332.mp4 It is high time that you start thinking about somebody other than yourself!,Track2_Testing_05333.mp4 "Come on. That's it, beautiful mind.",Track2_Testing_05334.mp4 But if you don't want to -- You know what? Screw it.,Track2_Testing_05335.mp4 "WELL, UM... WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME IN 20 YEARS AND TELL ME IF YOU'RE STILL UPSET ABOUT THIS. ",Track2_Testing_05336.mp4 REALLY? YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES.,Track2_Testing_05337.mp4 Don't worry.,Track2_Testing_05338.mp4 "But everybody sings. It's so fun. Last time, this adorable old man got up there, forgot all the words, flipped out... and everyone booed him off the stage. It was so funny. ",Track2_Testing_05339.mp4 Hello?,Track2_Testing_05340.mp4 “I'm a gay guy.”,Track2_Testing_05341.mp4 "Just, uh -- Just rest your eyes.",Track2_Testing_05342.mp4 "NO, I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU, BUT NOT ANYMORE.",Track2_Testing_05343.mp4 "Well, I... It's kind of weird to talk to you about this, but... ",Track2_Testing_05344.mp4 You know what? Maybe we were too nice.,Track2_Testing_05345.mp4 "Because sometimes,",Track2_Testing_05346.mp4 No. [ Laughs ],Track2_Testing_05347.mp4 Think about it... cupcakes are little cakes just like babies are little people.,Track2_Testing_05348.mp4 "Honey, are you seriously ever going to wear the boots again? ",Track2_Testing_05349.mp4 Not bad. ,Track2_Testing_05350.mp4 Anybody who can pay three bucks a minute for nasty talk.,Track2_Testing_05351.mp4 You don't know how relieved I was you guys were home.,Track2_Testing_05352.mp4 "No, but I want to be. ",Track2_Testing_05353.mp4 "Oh, god! Oh, wait. No, no. Sweetie, don't spill that.",Track2_Testing_05354.mp4 "YOU KNOW, COLLEGE MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BIG, SCARY PLACE IF I DROVE UP THE FIRST --",Track2_Testing_05355.mp4 "All right, that's it!",Track2_Testing_05356.mp4 I too took my fair share of ladies to the henhouse.Literally I did take them to the henhouse.That's the only place you could get some privacy on a farm.,Track2_Testing_05357.mp4 "Fine. ""Hanging with my boyfriend. Talk to you later."" ",Track2_Testing_05358.mp4 "Oh, Mom.",Track2_Testing_05359.mp4 What do you want to write? ,Track2_Testing_05360.mp4 "Okay, fine. Keep judging. Don't let anyone in.",Track2_Testing_05361.mp4 "I've always healed people with my music, and now I'm just doing the same thing with drugs.",Track2_Testing_05362.mp4 "Don't know what, Pep?",Track2_Testing_05363.mp4 "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY? ",Track2_Testing_05364.mp4 "You make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year.",Track2_Testing_05365.mp4 NO! AND YOU SMASHED IT ON THE COUNTER.,Track2_Testing_05366.mp4 Not until now. ,Track2_Testing_05367.mp4 I'd get stressed out and act just like this.,Track2_Testing_05368.mp4 Uh...,Track2_Testing_05369.mp4 "Oh, had to go to a sales seminar on our new sleeping pill. ",Track2_Testing_05370.mp4 BECAUSE...,Track2_Testing_05371.mp4 You did a good thing today. ,Track2_Testing_05372.mp4 That's crazy. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean I don't need my friends at a time like this!,Track2_Testing_05373.mp4 THERE WAS WHEN BETH'S UNCLE FOUND OUT,Track2_Testing_05374.mp4 You had every right to run out of the restaurant.,Track2_Testing_05375.mp4 "Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?",Track2_Testing_05376.mp4 "Hey. So, since I'm already here,my friend was going to have a pool party tonight, but he got sick.",Track2_Testing_05377.mp4 All right. ,Track2_Testing_05378.mp4 "This is amazing that you're doing this. Mmm, thank you.",Track2_Testing_05379.mp4 It's pretty. ,Track2_Testing_05380.mp4 "Oh, right! Hold on, let me just clean up in here a little bit. Hello, Gavin. ",Track2_Testing_05381.mp4 Mitchell... I'm lighting it.,Track2_Testing_05382.mp4 Excuse me? ,Track2_Testing_05383.mp4 It turns stuff into flying chunks of stuff.,Track2_Testing_05384.mp4 "When I handed it to her and saw the smile on her face,",Track2_Testing_05385.mp4 Huh.,Track2_Testing_05386.mp4 THAT SHE'S ON A PLANE TO CABO.,Track2_Testing_05387.mp4 "Gee, thanks a lot. ",Track2_Testing_05388.mp4 "I know their Manny, and you look nothing like him.",Track2_Testing_05389.mp4 "I'm pretty desensitized to it, but I saw Luke walk into a wall.",Track2_Testing_05390.mp4 "I'm totally going to call him right now, and I'm going to tell him he can't treat me this way.",Track2_Testing_05391.mp4 "Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check? ",Track2_Testing_05392.mp4 I didn't get on the cover of Closet Time's September '78 issue by wearing Jordache jeans one size too big.,Track2_Testing_05393.mp4 "All right, look.",Track2_Testing_05394.mp4 And I just wanted a new daddy for Davey and Becky. ,Track2_Testing_05395.mp4 Unless what? ,Track2_Testing_05396.mp4 Not body parts that usually team up. What about environmental factors? Describe the scene for me. ,Track2_Testing_05397.mp4 That's littering. There's a trash can right over here.,Track2_Testing_05398.mp4 "Uh, except for the weight. I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl.",Track2_Testing_05399.mp4 ...but what you gonna do? ,Track2_Testing_05400.mp4 "Yes, you did. ",Track2_Testing_05401.mp4 People don't talk about surface tension. If you imagine our three-space... ...as the surface of an N-dimensional superfluid bubble.... This is exciting. This is really exciting. I have to go find Sheldon. ,Track2_Testing_05402.mp4 "UM, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. ",Track2_Testing_05403.mp4 Now I just have to find someone to set you up with.,Track2_Testing_05404.mp4 "You know, at least when i take Manny shopping, we make a day of it.",Track2_Testing_05405.mp4 "WE NAIL IT TOGETHER,",Track2_Testing_05406.mp4 "Last time you were pregnant, you kinda did it alone 'cause dad wasn't around much.",Track2_Testing_05407.mp4 "SO I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_05408.mp4 It's “ful-hen-cio.”,Track2_Testing_05409.mp4 "OH, JILL, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME BEING JEALOUS OF YOU. THIS IS ABOUT YOU BEING A BRAT-- WANTING WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE. ",Track2_Testing_05410.mp4 What about the sweater? That's unforgivable.,Track2_Testing_05411.mp4 "One, two, three!",Track2_Testing_05412.mp4 "The thing is, someone's coming over. ",Track2_Testing_05413.mp4 Sheldon Cooper does not get lucky! ,Track2_Testing_05414.mp4 "Wow, that's crazy.",Track2_Testing_05415.mp4 "You see, people hear the word ""year"" and they think duration. Foot-pound has the same problem. That's a unit of work, not of weight. ",Track2_Testing_05416.mp4 "YEAH, ME TOO. ",Track2_Testing_05417.mp4 Do I have coffee in my teeth?,Track2_Testing_05418.mp4 But my point is that Koothrappali and Wolowitz.... ,Track2_Testing_05419.mp4 "OKAY, OKAY. YOU HAVE TO HELP US DECIDE WHOSE JOKE THIS IS. ",Track2_Testing_05420.mp4 Being left out is a terrible feeling. No one understands that better than I do. ,Track2_Testing_05421.mp4 What are you doing up? ,Track2_Testing_05422.mp4 "For the record, not your worst opening line. ",Track2_Testing_05423.mp4 "If I saw you out with another woman, I'd be pretty upset. ",Track2_Testing_05424.mp4 "The only thing people were thinking was, “thank god this story's over.”",Track2_Testing_05425.mp4 "I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN WEIRD BUT YOU'RE, LIKE, MY OLDEST FRIEND EXCEPT FOR MAYBE LORI SCHAEFFER, WHO I DON'T TALK TO ANYMORE 'CAUSE SHE'S ALL BITTER NOW SHE LOST THE WEIGHT AND IT TURNS OUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PRETTY FACE. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONCE, AND I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER. ",Track2_Testing_05426.mp4 THE LAST SEVEN YEARS HAVE BEEN ABOUT STICKY COUNTERTOPS,Track2_Testing_05427.mp4 "I DID LAUNDRY AT YOUR HOUSE THIS MORNING,",Track2_Testing_05428.mp4 YES! WHY ELSE?,Track2_Testing_05429.mp4 "Well, guess I gotta drink. ",Track2_Testing_05430.mp4 "Mitchell, how long are you gonna beat yourself up over one mistake?Is this going to be like the blond highlights all over again?",Track2_Testing_05431.mp4 I'm taping over it already in my mind.,Track2_Testing_05432.mp4 I quit. That man is a complete pig.,Track2_Testing_05433.mp4 "After I grabbed it, I had time to return some e-mails.",Track2_Testing_05434.mp4 "WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT, THE GUY'S UPSET, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, HIS WIFE'S DEAD, HIS BROTHER'S MISSING. I THINK HIS BUTT WOULD BE ANGRY HERE. I THINK HIS BUTT ",Track2_Testing_05435.mp4 "Yeah, uh, um, Penny and I got married. ",Track2_Testing_05436.mp4 All of our phones are in a bowl.,Track2_Testing_05437.mp4 "Now they're gonna look at this picture, and they're gonna think that i am a terrible mother, that i can't even take care of my own child.",Track2_Testing_05438.mp4 We need to talk about this “ta—da.”,Track2_Testing_05439.mp4 I was wrong. Every kid wants a clown for a dad.,Track2_Testing_05440.mp4 This is the very copy of The Handbook of Chemistry and Physics in which I looked up the reaction rates of mendelevium and... ,Track2_Testing_05441.mp4 "Oh, these are all the great restaurants that Jay used to go to.",Track2_Testing_05442.mp4 "Yes, but the third one's only 12 minutes.",Track2_Testing_05443.mp4 "Sorry, maybe next year. ",Track2_Testing_05444.mp4 People. Yes. ,Track2_Testing_05445.mp4 And this beautiful city beneath us.,Track2_Testing_05446.mp4 We can -- We can find out exactly what happened.,Track2_Testing_05447.mp4 "Thank you, Sheldon. That was very nice. ",Track2_Testing_05448.mp4 What happened? ,Track2_Testing_05449.mp4 YEAH. IT SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH.,Track2_Testing_05450.mp4 "I forget, is it the small hairy men or the tall not hairy men?",Track2_Testing_05451.mp4 "I'm gonna miss that bad boy. Might have to get my own ax.Sometimes I come in here and noodle on it.Actually, I've been writing a little song of my own.Might be able to pluck out a few...",Track2_Testing_05452.mp4 I think I know how to keep a baby safe.,Track2_Testing_05453.mp4 "OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY. ",Track2_Testing_05454.mp4 Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_05455.mp4 "Okay, and we have recalled",Track2_Testing_05456.mp4 "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME JUST SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO. WHY DON'T YOU JUST AFTER ",Track2_Testing_05457.mp4 Wait. What?,Track2_Testing_05458.mp4 "Okay, listen. Uh... If you're imagining that it was sexy, it wasn't. We-we were both drunk, and she smelled like an ashtray. The boat was moving a lot, so I chipped her tooth. ",Track2_Testing_05459.mp4 "OH, ALL RIGHT. FINE, FINE, FINE. ",Track2_Testing_05460.mp4 "I took that interview because I love you, and I don't want to screw up our relationship.",Track2_Testing_05461.mp4 I distinguished myself when I did literallyall the girl parts.,Track2_Testing_05462.mp4 I'll be upstairs.,Track2_Testing_05463.mp4 "WELL, THEN YOU TWO CAN... CAN SNEAK INTO THE COCKPIT... AND THINGS'LL START TO HEAT UP... ",Track2_Testing_05464.mp4 "“As am I, on account of the gay.”",Track2_Testing_05465.mp4 I'm calling to invite you to a spontaneous date night tomorrow evening. ,Track2_Testing_05466.mp4 You'll be going to the university every day? ,Track2_Testing_05467.mp4 Welcome to the family!,Track2_Testing_05468.mp4 Great to see you.,Track2_Testing_05469.mp4 You deserve to be respected.,Track2_Testing_05470.mp4 Mm. Your aunt in Modesto? ,Track2_Testing_05471.mp4 Maybe I have the most boring job in the world.,Track2_Testing_05472.mp4 "NO, NO, BUT TRY THE CLASSIFIEDS. PEOPLE SELL EVERYTHING IN THERE. ",Track2_Testing_05473.mp4 "Yesterday, all my dribble glasses were replaced with real ones.",Track2_Testing_05474.mp4 "OH, CHANDLER! ALL RIGHT. THIS IS IT. YOU NEVER SEE JOANNA AGAIN. ",Track2_Testing_05475.mp4 I'm here to put the crib together. ,Track2_Testing_05476.mp4 Come here.,Track2_Testing_05477.mp4 Me neither. ,Track2_Testing_05478.mp4 This is the proudest damn moment of my life. Ah.,Track2_Testing_05479.mp4 "Okay, Phoebe, we cannot tell anyone about this. ",Track2_Testing_05480.mp4 "Of course, who am I to argue with a check-plus student? Just warning you, I'm gonna go right. Don't make a big deal out of it. ",Track2_Testing_05481.mp4 "If I don't keep this light, I am going to be very sad.",Track2_Testing_05482.mp4 We kind of got a no-girls policy.,Track2_Testing_05483.mp4 "UM, WELL, I WAS GOING TO, I WAS REALLY WAS BUT, UM, THEN, SOMEWHERE, JUST OUT OF NOWHERE, I DIDN'T. ",Track2_Testing_05484.mp4 "Okay, but you may feel some discomfort. ",Track2_Testing_05485.mp4 No. I am going to expose him for the fraud that he is.,Track2_Testing_05486.mp4 "Or...did we just take it up a notch, huh?",Track2_Testing_05487.mp4 "Yeah, I know. ",Track2_Testing_05488.mp4 "Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number. ",Track2_Testing_05489.mp4 "Cam, your -- your health is fine.",Track2_Testing_05490.mp4 "OH, THANK GOD, YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO BE ALONE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. I WANT YOU TO KNOW I THINK YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. ",Track2_Testing_05491.mp4 "Yes. Yeah? Oh, well, was this guy Rick from Computer Solutions on Colorado? ",Track2_Testing_05492.mp4 "It's all right. It's okay.Hey, you learned a lesson. A painful lesson.",Track2_Testing_05493.mp4 "Well, next thing you know he'll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture. ",Track2_Testing_05494.mp4 There's this new designer drug called Dexomorphone.,Track2_Testing_05495.mp4 You're trying to get back at me for what I said about Raiders of the Lost Ark. ,Track2_Testing_05496.mp4 I don't want you to see your father cry. Go to your room! ,Track2_Testing_05497.mp4 "...you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. ",Track2_Testing_05498.mp4 "Right, yeah, right. ",Track2_Testing_05499.mp4 That sounds like a clever way of saying yes.,Track2_Testing_05500.mp4 "Good... good God, Bing, I... ",Track2_Testing_05501.mp4 That place is Disneyland.,Track2_Testing_05502.mp4 "(chuckles) Look, lady, I just work here. ",Track2_Testing_05503.mp4 AND I-I APPRECIATE ANY TIME I CAN GET WITH YOU.,Track2_Testing_05504.mp4 "Steady as she goes, and she's up!",Track2_Testing_05505.mp4 "He's my favorite, which i did not just say.",Track2_Testing_05506.mp4 ISN'T THERE? ,Track2_Testing_05507.mp4 You know you're taking those jeans out of the hands of some needy giant children.,Track2_Testing_05508.mp4 "Ll/len need their hobbies. Ll/lanny's father had many hobbies.Like hiking in the desert,that kind of skiing that they drop you from the...How do you say in English?",Track2_Testing_05509.mp4 ARE YOU OKAY WITH THE NOT-FLIRTING THING? ,Track2_Testing_05510.mp4 HOW COME YOU TOOK OFF? ,Track2_Testing_05511.mp4 Us guys? ,Track2_Testing_05512.mp4 Did you find anything yet? Yes. There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.,Track2_Testing_05513.mp4 I don't know.,Track2_Testing_05514.mp4 Let's see if I can remember all their names. There was...,Track2_Testing_05515.mp4 "WELL, YOU MISS A LOT OF IT.",Track2_Testing_05516.mp4 Coffee cart's only in the lobby until 4:00.,Track2_Testing_05517.mp4 GOOD LORD. WHAT WOULD THAT SOUND LIKE WITHOUT LOVE?,Track2_Testing_05518.mp4 It gets better. ,Track2_Testing_05519.mp4 Funny. You're so focused when it's your passion project.,Track2_Testing_05520.mp4 "Yes, of course.",Track2_Testing_05521.mp4 "I wonder what's more of a ""screw you"" -- you telling me that story or that the ducks now stare at me while they slowly go to the bathroom?",Track2_Testing_05522.mp4 Let's take every single thing from the other apartment and put it in here. ,Track2_Testing_05523.mp4 "Hey. Emily, right? ",Track2_Testing_05524.mp4 LISTEN TO ME! WHEN MY TIME COMES... I WANT TO BE BURIED AT SEA. ,Track2_Testing_05525.mp4 HEY.,Track2_Testing_05526.mp4 "When you get over that little stage fright, you'll never choke an audition again. Sing!",Track2_Testing_05527.mp4 "There's a dude, isn't there?",Track2_Testing_05528.mp4 "Thank you. Well, I mean, I see what you're saying.",Track2_Testing_05529.mp4 "Hey, hey, hey, hey.",Track2_Testing_05530.mp4 "Oh, cookies... I made them for the office.",Track2_Testing_05531.mp4 "I-I should care about nurseries and colors, ",Track2_Testing_05532.mp4 Why are mom and dad acting so crazy?,Track2_Testing_05533.mp4 "All right, well, anyway, uh... ...Darwin observed that when two groups of finches... ...competed over the same food source... ...eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape... ...so they could feed on something else. ",Track2_Testing_05534.mp4 "SO YOU DIDN'T, UH, CHOOSE ROSS BEFORE ME? ",Track2_Testing_05535.mp4 "THE SECOND IT GOES MISSING,",Track2_Testing_05536.mp4 "Well, let's take her for a spin.",Track2_Testing_05537.mp4 HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK MY GIRLFRIEND TO MARRY HIM. I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. ,Track2_Testing_05538.mp4 YOU GOT THAT FROM WHAT I SAID? ,Track2_Testing_05539.mp4 "No doubt, no doubt. Okay, well... ",Track2_Testing_05540.mp4 THERE IS NOT AN ESTHER CHOI ON EARTH WHO NEEDS MATH TUTORING.,Track2_Testing_05541.mp4 YOU DON'T NEED TO RUB IT IN.,Track2_Testing_05542.mp4 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. YOU LIKE HIM. I WANT HER. HE LIKES YOU. ,Track2_Testing_05543.mp4 I THINK YOUR DAD'S RIGHT.,Track2_Testing_05544.mp4 Sounds like you're holding on to quite a bit of anger towards her. ,Track2_Testing_05545.mp4 Guess you can use that one for parts.,Track2_Testing_05546.mp4 "I know what's been bothering you about us, and I have the answer. ",Track2_Testing_05547.mp4 "I mean, w-what kid wouldn't be?",Track2_Testing_05548.mp4 "YOU'RE RIGHT. I WANT THAT, TOO. I'M SO SORRY.",Track2_Testing_05549.mp4 At least tell your dad first and spare him the pain I felt when I found out you were still getting your hair cut at Miguel's.,Track2_Testing_05550.mp4 Was she helping him with his research? ,Track2_Testing_05551.mp4 Do you think she's as honest with you? ,Track2_Testing_05552.mp4 "You keep them in here? No, don't.",Track2_Testing_05553.mp4 Know what I mean? ,Track2_Testing_05554.mp4 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?,Track2_Testing_05555.mp4 YES. I'LL GO GET THE COCKTAILS.,Track2_Testing_05556.mp4 PENNY: Come in! Hurry! ,Track2_Testing_05557.mp4 What are you talkin' about— gay?I'm not gay. Where'd you get gay?,Track2_Testing_05558.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_05559.mp4 "You mean, when he was little. ",Track2_Testing_05560.mp4 I used to take my lunch to the maintenance room... ...and eat with the janitor. It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop. ,Track2_Testing_05561.mp4 Grandpa! A couple of glow sticks and a slingshot in the backyard.,Track2_Testing_05562.mp4 "- Oh, there'll be a lot of copies. - Oh, great.",Track2_Testing_05563.mp4 "Oh, come on. You're finally interesting. Just tell me.",Track2_Testing_05564.mp4 Sorry.,Track2_Testing_05565.mp4 "OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. THIS SUCKS. WHEN I HAD INSURANCE, I COULD GET HIT BY A BUS OR... OR CATCH ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? ",Track2_Testing_05566.mp4 and read this paper today?,Track2_Testing_05567.mp4 "SHELDON: Oh, good, I used that right. Anyway, you're aware that Leonard has entered into a new romantic relationship... ...which includes a sexual component. ",Track2_Testing_05568.mp4 "WELL, RELAX. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER I'VE ATTENDED SOME OF THE FINEST MEDICAL SCHOOLS IN CENTRAL AMERICA. WELL, THEN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SKIN ABNORMALITY OF YOURS. COME ON, HAVE A SEAT. ",Track2_Testing_05569.mp4 Just because I didn't express myself well... ,Track2_Testing_05570.mp4 "I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, which we both know isn't your fault...",Track2_Testing_05571.mp4 YOU THINK SO?,Track2_Testing_05572.mp4 "Look, I-I get it, this is still my room; we haven't really made it yours. ",Track2_Testing_05573.mp4 "Well, that was a long time ago. You're a different woman now. ",Track2_Testing_05574.mp4 I doubt it. ,Track2_Testing_05575.mp4 Your ex-boyfriend is insane. ,Track2_Testing_05576.mp4 "Phoebe, you had a date three days ago. ",Track2_Testing_05577.mp4 Side pocket. Yeah? Oh.,Track2_Testing_05578.mp4 "Good one, boss! Ha ha ha ha!",Track2_Testing_05579.mp4 "[ Gasps ] Wait, who's that?",Track2_Testing_05580.mp4 FUNNY BOOK? ,Track2_Testing_05581.mp4 NOTHING LIKE A GRILLED CHEESE NAP.,Track2_Testing_05582.mp4 YEP.,Track2_Testing_05583.mp4 Of course I knew that you were not going to kill me.,Track2_Testing_05584.mp4 if you told him what's going on with you? ,Track2_Testing_05585.mp4 "OH, WELL. NO HARM, NO FOUL. ",Track2_Testing_05586.mp4 Okay. [ Sighs ],Track2_Testing_05587.mp4 "You know, if we're not going, we could stay in bed a little longer.",Track2_Testing_05588.mp4 I love babies with their little baby shoes and their little baby toes and their little hands and.. ,Track2_Testing_05589.mp4 And give you some time with Manny?,Track2_Testing_05590.mp4 "That's okay. I'll find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but, uh... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you. ",Track2_Testing_05591.mp4 "Well, some were older.Some were younger.",Track2_Testing_05592.mp4 To my bedroom so I can take everything off but those glasses. ,Track2_Testing_05593.mp4 "Aww. Sweetie, I'm comfortable around you too. ",Track2_Testing_05594.mp4 "Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_05595.mp4 "This is the housekeeper speaking. BY THE WAY, YOUNG LADY THAT IS NOT HOW ONE ADDRESSES A PERSON ON THE TELEPHONE. First, one identifies oneself AND THEN ASKS FOR THE PERSON WITH WHOM ONE WISHES TO SPEAK. ",Track2_Testing_05596.mp4 I'm sorry. I get it.,Track2_Testing_05597.mp4 "MMM, SO NICE. ",Track2_Testing_05598.mp4 "This is interesting. Apparently, a key component in some forms of humor ",Track2_Testing_05599.mp4 PHIL.,Track2_Testing_05600.mp4 Cool. Cool.,Track2_Testing_05601.mp4 Go buy some beef jerky. ,Track2_Testing_05602.mp4 I like a high pony for you.,Track2_Testing_05603.mp4 "Oh, Penny, thank you. ",Track2_Testing_05604.mp4 I think you're very nice as well. ,Track2_Testing_05605.mp4 "No, please. Don't stop, go on. Tell me how I'm gonna be a waitress for the rest of my life. ",Track2_Testing_05606.mp4 ♪ You're all I want in my life ♪ Yes.,Track2_Testing_05607.mp4 "I'VE -- I'VE ALREADY BEEN TO LIKE 10 PARTIES,",Track2_Testing_05608.mp4 "You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so... It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off. ",Track2_Testing_05609.mp4 """Goodbye, Mike. We'll see you at the wedding, fella. Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but..."" ",Track2_Testing_05610.mp4 For me? Yes.,Track2_Testing_05611.mp4 "No. This time, I meantto come back.",Track2_Testing_05612.mp4 "I'm sorry, but ""Gollum"" and ""Flaky"" are not acceptable. ",Track2_Testing_05613.mp4 Hi. How was your first day at work?,Track2_Testing_05614.mp4 Just seeing when you want to leave for the game.,Track2_Testing_05615.mp4 "DO YOU KNOW THAT ONCE I PASS, I CAN SERVE ON A JURY?",Track2_Testing_05616.mp4 "DON'T TELL ANYONE, ESPECIALLY GLORIA.",Track2_Testing_05617.mp4 "Oh, they're all up there, huh? Hmm. Typical. ",Track2_Testing_05618.mp4 "So, uh, listen I think I'm going to take off now. ",Track2_Testing_05619.mp4 "Oh, yay. More casual clothes.",Track2_Testing_05620.mp4 "I THINK YOU GOT OFF PRETTY EASY. WELL, THAT'S TRUE.",Track2_Testing_05621.mp4 WHAT IS IN THE CUP? ,Track2_Testing_05622.mp4 We don't have to talk about it.,Track2_Testing_05623.mp4 "See, now, that's the great thing. We're out as friends. This is not a date. Sex is off the table. So let's go learn why hydroelectric power... ...might not be the environmental bargain you think it is. Sorry, spoiler alert. ",Track2_Testing_05624.mp4 "I doubt it, but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you. ",Track2_Testing_05625.mp4 "I don't wanna play a game, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_05626.mp4 Did he say what exactly about me he liked?,Track2_Testing_05627.mp4 I still think about that kiss.,Track2_Testing_05628.mp4 I can see why you like this. It's so peaceful.It's like the whole world just... Disappears out here.,Track2_Testing_05629.mp4 "Your ""check engine"" light is on. ",Track2_Testing_05630.mp4 "Well, uh, Dad, when you, um --",Track2_Testing_05631.mp4 Well played. ,Track2_Testing_05632.mp4 WHY ARE YOU HERE?,Track2_Testing_05633.mp4 I'm not taking on an outside partner.,Track2_Testing_05634.mp4 The rat's nest.,Track2_Testing_05635.mp4 Have you seen Joey's bat? ,Track2_Testing_05636.mp4 He just wants to be part of the experience. ,Track2_Testing_05637.mp4 "Yeah, but I don't think we have time. ",Track2_Testing_05638.mp4 "For your information, there is a wind advisory tonight.",Track2_Testing_05639.mp4 EXACTLY. I LEARNED HOW TO PAINT IN AN AFTERNOON.,Track2_Testing_05640.mp4 What do you mean? ,Track2_Testing_05641.mp4 "Then we stayed after and helped clean up, which was awesome, because I got to meet next year's trig teacher.",Track2_Testing_05642.mp4 Claire. Please. I built this place.,Track2_Testing_05643.mp4 YOU'RE RIGHT. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT. AND THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE. ,Track2_Testing_05644.mp4 "Ugh. I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. Oh... oh... Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bend over and get it. Oh, God! ",Track2_Testing_05645.mp4 "Pretty gutless, huh?",Track2_Testing_05646.mp4 Should we call Amy? ,Track2_Testing_05647.mp4 He feels trapped by those guys.,Track2_Testing_05648.mp4 "Okay, sorry. ",Track2_Testing_05649.mp4 "Well, then what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? Is it Gunther? ",Track2_Testing_05650.mp4 I am great. Good.,Track2_Testing_05651.mp4 "Well, i appreciate it.",Track2_Testing_05652.mp4 "Come on, they don't hate you, they're just a little intimidated. All you need to do is show everyone how sweet you are. ",Track2_Testing_05653.mp4 One finger means you text him,Track2_Testing_05654.mp4 Second?,Track2_Testing_05655.mp4 "We created sexy alter egos, clive and Juliana,met in the hotel bar.This one lost her panties in the lobby, in front of her dad...",Track2_Testing_05656.mp4 "No, don't go. I'm doing this for you.",Track2_Testing_05657.mp4 VALENTINE'S DAY IS OVER.,Track2_Testing_05658.mp4 "You are going to tell me what is wrong,and I'm gonna give you the right answer, because I have all of them.So, why are you not running for office?",Track2_Testing_05659.mp4 What are a bunch of gays gonna do with a cake but stand around screeching about how pretty it is?,Track2_Testing_05660.mp4 "Well, send Dustin to Visalia and have Irving hit Julian and Ramona.",Track2_Testing_05661.mp4 "No, I think you pegged me. Bone lazy.",Track2_Testing_05662.mp4 Mother's recipe.,Track2_Testing_05663.mp4 SO... WHAT... YOU TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING? ,Track2_Testing_05664.mp4 "So, uh, just to break down this ""foolproof"" plan, you thought this would make me so jealous that I'd beg to be back in the act, didn't you?",Track2_Testing_05665.mp4 "HUH, I'M-I'M... WOW, I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT RIGHT NOW. ",Track2_Testing_05666.mp4 That's not why he wants to talk to you.,Track2_Testing_05667.mp4 "Oh, I think it's best that I speak first. ",Track2_Testing_05668.mp4 And I will be holding you... right here. ,Track2_Testing_05669.mp4 "Oh, good, an English accent, the sexiest accent you can have. ",Track2_Testing_05670.mp4 I'm not going anywhere!,Track2_Testing_05671.mp4 I didn't know that. No.,Track2_Testing_05672.mp4 ...where were we? ,Track2_Testing_05673.mp4 Me? Of course!,Track2_Testing_05674.mp4 You put that potato chip in my sandwich. That was a crunchy surprise.,Track2_Testing_05675.mp4 and it would help me sleep. ,Track2_Testing_05676.mp4 "-Oh, hey. -Hey, what did Sheldon say to you? ",Track2_Testing_05677.mp4 "Well, in that case, my night stank.",Track2_Testing_05678.mp4 Hang on. I don't know that we've given the alien parasite hypothesis a fair shake. ,Track2_Testing_05679.mp4 Why wouldn't that colonel say what the meeting's about? It has to be bad news. ,Track2_Testing_05680.mp4 "Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's days. We tore it up.But you gotta know when to let that stuff go. Yeah.",Track2_Testing_05681.mp4 ♪ I WANNA ROCK 'N' ROLL ALL NIGHT... ♪ ,Track2_Testing_05682.mp4 "Uh, well, apparen-- obviously, you're not... familiar with Matisse's feather...period.",Track2_Testing_05683.mp4 I CAN'T GET MYSELF RIGHT OUT OF THEM. YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH THE AMAZING CHANDLER. COME ON! YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK ME. SHE COULD BE GONE FOR HOURS AND I'M COLD AND... ,Track2_Testing_05684.mp4 "You say to him, ""I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her. She means too much to me."" ",Track2_Testing_05685.mp4 H-He's slowing down.,Track2_Testing_05686.mp4 "I am tired already, and it's gonna get harder from here.",Track2_Testing_05687.mp4 I hate it! It's awful!,Track2_Testing_05688.mp4 "But how's this all gonna work? Do we get a nanny? I mean, can we afford a nanny? And if we can, we can't get a pretty one, ",Track2_Testing_05689.mp4 "Although, you forgot to pick me up last week after tango class.",Track2_Testing_05690.mp4 "Like, for example, when you clutch your chest and collapse.",Track2_Testing_05691.mp4 "SHE WAS SO EXCITED TO DO THAT BROOM ROUTINE,",Track2_Testing_05692.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_05693.mp4 They offered me a job.,Track2_Testing_05694.mp4 "Okay. See ya.So, champagne?",Track2_Testing_05695.mp4 "I am sorry I haven't said it before, Gloria.",Track2_Testing_05696.mp4 "Oh, why can't I stay mad at you? ",Track2_Testing_05697.mp4 Or nowhere near there.,Track2_Testing_05698.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I QUIT. ",Track2_Testing_05699.mp4 How do you wanna handle it? ,Track2_Testing_05700.mp4 I'M SORRY. I JUST --,Track2_Testing_05701.mp4 OH. ,Track2_Testing_05702.mp4 BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO TELL ME NOT TO TAKE THE JOB,Track2_Testing_05703.mp4 "No, Joey. Look, why don't, why don't we just let her decide? ",Track2_Testing_05704.mp4 AND LISTEN TO THAT SWEET VOICE.,Track2_Testing_05705.mp4 "My mom, ugh, she found the condom wrapper under the seat, and it must have freaked her out.",Track2_Testing_05706.mp4 I worry that he has my family genes where we can lie and lie and lie and lie without feeling one ounce of guilt.,Track2_Testing_05707.mp4 Jumping off this cliff represents jumping into our future as adventurers.,Track2_Testing_05708.mp4 There's an 8-track player. I love it.,Track2_Testing_05709.mp4 "I think I said ""silly,"" but, um... yeah, okay.",Track2_Testing_05710.mp4 Got it.,Track2_Testing_05711.mp4 OY. WHAT HE MUST THINK OF ME.,Track2_Testing_05712.mp4 "I, UH... I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE KNICKS GAME TONIGHT ",Track2_Testing_05713.mp4 "we'd repeat everything the other said or, uh, we'd jump out of closets to scare each other or switch the sugar for the salt so they put salt on their cereal. ",Track2_Testing_05714.mp4 Cheryl Sandberg.,Track2_Testing_05715.mp4 "You know, you're never supposed to wake a sleeping baby. ",Track2_Testing_05716.mp4 Mnh-mnh. Hm.,Track2_Testing_05717.mp4 "All right, I have to ask... ",Track2_Testing_05718.mp4 "Teachers, parents, other kids.",Track2_Testing_05719.mp4 WHAT AM I SAYING?,Track2_Testing_05720.mp4 Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_05721.mp4 "I'll picture you and, uh...",Track2_Testing_05722.mp4 It's just so glamorous. ,Track2_Testing_05723.mp4 "I MEAN, I WAS NOTHING BEFORE YOU. CALL THE OTHER GIRLS AND ASK. WHICH WOULDN'T TAKE LONG. BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU, AND WE'RE TOGETHER ",Track2_Testing_05724.mp4 Great. So we'll see you around.,Track2_Testing_05725.mp4 What if all my stuff was here? ,Track2_Testing_05726.mp4 "I decided to top Amy's little ""forgotten coat"" trick with a romantic gesture of my own.",Track2_Testing_05727.mp4 Sure. Not like I was invited to Richard Feynman's house... ...and have anything better to do. ,Track2_Testing_05728.mp4 I'll teach you how to play. ,Track2_Testing_05729.mp4 "Hey, did we have an extra pair of binoculars?",Track2_Testing_05730.mp4 Eh. I say that to everyone.,Track2_Testing_05731.mp4 Do you recognize that?,Track2_Testing_05732.mp4 "Oh, there it is. It always comes back to monkeys with you. Just monkeys, monkeys, monkeys. ",Track2_Testing_05733.mp4 "LOOK, THE ONLY ONE WHO STANDS TO GET HURT IS ME AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT. ",Track2_Testing_05734.mp4 "Yeah, the next day,",Track2_Testing_05735.mp4 Would you please stop joking around? I'm trying to figure this out. ,Track2_Testing_05736.mp4 "LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. I WANTED HIM TO OPEN UP. ",Track2_Testing_05737.mp4 "UH, YEAH. OKAY. ",Track2_Testing_05738.mp4 I understand why you're upset... ...but he worked really hard to get the store ready. ,Track2_Testing_05739.mp4 YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND JULIET FROM YOGA CLASS? MNH-MNH.,Track2_Testing_05740.mp4 I know! But you're the king of roller coasters.,Track2_Testing_05741.mp4 You know Marcel? ,Track2_Testing_05742.mp4 Of course I was winking. I was just in a staring contest.,Track2_Testing_05743.mp4 HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE MY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.,Track2_Testing_05744.mp4 I DON'T WANT TO BEAT YOU UP ABOUT THAT.,Track2_Testing_05745.mp4 Would you excuse me for a sec? ,Track2_Testing_05746.mp4 Our little baby's a genius!,Track2_Testing_05747.mp4 Not just a bell.,Track2_Testing_05748.mp4 The best shredder money can buy.,Track2_Testing_05749.mp4 "AND UNTIL THEN, YOU ARE GOING TO SING TO ME. ",Track2_Testing_05750.mp4 I have guests coming. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now. ,Track2_Testing_05751.mp4 "HEY, HONEY.",Track2_Testing_05752.mp4 """Day One at Handelman.""Whoa.",Track2_Testing_05753.mp4 "Oh, come on. It'll be years before I forget you. ",Track2_Testing_05754.mp4 Cause I have to handle everything anyhow!,Track2_Testing_05755.mp4 "WELL, I COULD MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HE'S HERE. ",Track2_Testing_05756.mp4 "And your arms, too, but only up to the --",Track2_Testing_05757.mp4 "Hello, Zelda. ",Track2_Testing_05758.mp4 "Perfect. Lily's asleep. Barry's meeting us in the hot tub.If you're feeling stressed, he can give you a treatment. Ah, that's all right.",Track2_Testing_05759.mp4 "Okay, let me feel. No, I am definitely up a cup size. ",Track2_Testing_05760.mp4 You should've told him to mind his own business. ,Track2_Testing_05761.mp4 For sure. Yeah. For sure.,Track2_Testing_05762.mp4 "Go ahead, Manny.",Track2_Testing_05763.mp4 WOW. I HAVE THE SPIRIT OF AN OLD INDIAN WOMAN LIVING IN MINE. ,Track2_Testing_05764.mp4 - Now give me Beyoncé. - J'j',Track2_Testing_05765.mp4 I just never pictured my kid a lawyer.,Track2_Testing_05766.mp4 "Knock 'em dead, boss.",Track2_Testing_05767.mp4 "Oh, my God, you're breaking up with me. Why would you take me out shopping then break up with me? That is so cruel. ",Track2_Testing_05768.mp4 "OH, YEAH, YOU SHOT YOURSELF ON YOUR FOOT,",Track2_Testing_05769.mp4 "Oh, good catch.",Track2_Testing_05770.mp4 "- Mom, I'm home! - Oh, hi, Manny.",Track2_Testing_05771.mp4 But I wanna buy a scooter.,Track2_Testing_05772.mp4 I didn't give it much thought. What's a hero?,Track2_Testing_05773.mp4 I'm sorry I was asleep when you got home.,Track2_Testing_05774.mp4 You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me? ,Track2_Testing_05775.mp4 And thank you for your letters.,Track2_Testing_05776.mp4 YOU AND I ARE GONNA GET TO SPEND A LOT MORE TIME TOGETHER.,Track2_Testing_05777.mp4 """Oh, Cam, I hate to think of you living all alone in that tiny apartment with a broken ankle.""",Track2_Testing_05778.mp4 What are the numbers?,Track2_Testing_05779.mp4 It's natural to want to know the sex.,Track2_Testing_05780.mp4 "NO, NO, SHE'S FAIR GAME IF YOU ASK ME. SORRY, BUDDY. ",Track2_Testing_05781.mp4 "Actually, you can. There's a whole sport built around it. ",Track2_Testing_05782.mp4 -Want some? -Do you have any frozen yogurt? ,Track2_Testing_05783.mp4 HMM... 200 SECONDS OF PASSION. ,Track2_Testing_05784.mp4 "SOMEBODY ASKED ME TO DO SOMETHING AND I SAID NO,",Track2_Testing_05785.mp4 "Let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El. Anyway, she broke up with him. ",Track2_Testing_05786.mp4 "By the way, you did a great job of keeping your cool.",Track2_Testing_05787.mp4 "I REALLY LIKE WAKING UP WITH YOU. I LIKE WAKING UP WITH YOU, TOO. ",Track2_Testing_05788.mp4 "Let me take them. Yes, let me take them.You stay here, hound the girls about cleaning up this mess,and I will take Luke to do something fun.",Track2_Testing_05789.mp4 "You know, it's two-for-one Alabama Slammers and Oklahoma Comas. You know, I'd rather stay here",Track2_Testing_05790.mp4 "No. No, you— you've got it covered.I'm just stuck on the sidelines, pretending to understand the rules and...",Track2_Testing_05791.mp4 "What up, Shel-Bot? ",Track2_Testing_05792.mp4 I KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. ,Track2_Testing_05793.mp4 "ClosetCon, 1998.",Track2_Testing_05794.mp4 "YEAH, MY BROTHER SAYS I CAN KEEP IT IN HIS DRIVEWAY.",Track2_Testing_05795.mp4 "Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea. ",Track2_Testing_05796.mp4 "OH, GOSH, IT'LL BE PERFECT. YOU GET TO SEE JOEY. PLUS, WE GET TO START OUR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION ON THE PLANE. WE CAN CALL IT OUR ""PLANE-IVERSARY."" ",Track2_Testing_05797.mp4 "Amy, why would you give me a word? Now if I play ""extract,"" it would be cheating. ",Track2_Testing_05798.mp4 I think there's something that we really need to talk about. I think we do. ,Track2_Testing_05799.mp4 Wait. I'm banned from my house?,Track2_Testing_05800.mp4 What were you thinking? ,Track2_Testing_05801.mp4 What is it?,Track2_Testing_05802.mp4 Do you even know what a vicar is? ,Track2_Testing_05803.mp4 "WELL, IT'S KIND OF MY LIFE'S DREAM,",Track2_Testing_05804.mp4 You know my favorite part of that compliment? You knew she was my wife.,Track2_Testing_05805.mp4 I was gonna say because you're a control freak.,Track2_Testing_05806.mp4 "BUT GREAT NEWS ABOUT THE APARTMENT PANTS, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_05807.mp4 How come it's so important?,Track2_Testing_05808.mp4 Aren't they poor?,Track2_Testing_05809.mp4 "WHAT A GREAT GIFT. IS ""THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT"" ON IT? ",Track2_Testing_05810.mp4 I had to! Imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife... in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it? ,Track2_Testing_05811.mp4 I don't have anything like that but let me go see if Rachel does. ,Track2_Testing_05812.mp4 "{\an8}Yeah, or if they accept Daddy's application to live on Mars. ",Track2_Testing_05813.mp4 "THINGS AREN'T GOING TO BE WEIRD BETWEEN US, RIGHT? I MEAN, WAS THAT JUST THE STUPIDEST THING, ME TELLING YOU THAT? ",Track2_Testing_05814.mp4 Odd. President Seibert posed the exact same question. ,Track2_Testing_05815.mp4 I'M ACTUALLY HAVING A LOT OF FUN,Track2_Testing_05816.mp4 (gasps) Thanks.,Track2_Testing_05817.mp4 Bartenders are supposed to have people skills. ,Track2_Testing_05818.mp4 HE'S... NEW. ,Track2_Testing_05819.mp4 "Don't look at me like that, I tried. ",Track2_Testing_05820.mp4 "LISTEN, YOU WANT TO GET SOME DINNER WITH ME AND KATHY TONIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_05821.mp4 It was the holidays. Dede was here.,Track2_Testing_05822.mp4 We could take a bike ride or have a picnic.,Track2_Testing_05823.mp4 "Mr. Dunphy, i presume?",Track2_Testing_05824.mp4 "Okay, well, then there's a couple of things you should probably know. ",Track2_Testing_05825.mp4 ...really not her shoulder. ,Track2_Testing_05826.mp4 A GUY I KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_05827.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_05828.mp4 "Five, to be... lying. Six. ",Track2_Testing_05829.mp4 "Uh, Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment? ",Track2_Testing_05830.mp4 "I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY, AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED,",Track2_Testing_05831.mp4 "What? Window.I don't know. Aah!What did I do?Oh, my. Yes.",Track2_Testing_05832.mp4 "All right. Well, how was work today? Did you exchange your research with Kripke? ",Track2_Testing_05833.mp4 "NO, NO, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WEAR ENOUGH OF THIS. ",Track2_Testing_05834.mp4 "No, what's stupid is a physicist who doesn't understand when you swing an axe, ",Track2_Testing_05835.mp4 "So, um... should I get under the covers with you? ",Track2_Testing_05836.mp4 "Cam, I just feel...",Track2_Testing_05837.mp4 Alright. Here.,Track2_Testing_05838.mp4 GOD! I'VE DONE MORE PADDLING THAN LEWIS AND CLARK!,Track2_Testing_05839.mp4 You are welcome. ,Track2_Testing_05840.mp4 To us.,Track2_Testing_05841.mp4 AND HER NOSE WOULD WRINKLE UP REAL CUTE --,Track2_Testing_05842.mp4 WHAT THEN?,Track2_Testing_05843.mp4 "Maybe I, uh, understand better why a father might want to protect a daughter.",Track2_Testing_05844.mp4 "Dr. Hofstadter was bragging about his sexual desirability... ...to anyone who would listen. Howard Wolowitz spent two years using university resources... ...building a six-breasted sex robot. And at the office Christmas party, I heard Rajesh Koothrappali... ...refer to you several times as ""Brown Sugar."" ",Track2_Testing_05845.mp4 """THAT THING""? THIS IS HOW YOU GREET GUESTS AT A PARTY? IF I SHOWED UP WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE WOULDN'T BE WELCOME? ",Track2_Testing_05846.mp4 What kind of evidence?,Track2_Testing_05847.mp4 Thanks. I love that jacket. ,Track2_Testing_05848.mp4 I saw a weird bird outside.,Track2_Testing_05849.mp4 "I, I have to fire him. ",Track2_Testing_05850.mp4 Whatever you like. ,Track2_Testing_05851.mp4 TWO PIZZAS? ,Track2_Testing_05852.mp4 "But if it puts me, uh, higher up on his radar, then so be it.",Track2_Testing_05853.mp4 "I'M SORRY... CLOSE, CLOSE. ",Track2_Testing_05854.mp4 "Okay, that's it.",Track2_Testing_05855.mp4 "OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SMART ENOUGH FOR THAT.",Track2_Testing_05856.mp4 Maybe you're putting too much pressure on --,Track2_Testing_05857.mp4 Hey. You look busy.,Track2_Testing_05858.mp4 Top secret. Okay.,Track2_Testing_05859.mp4 I kept thinking about how you're the one person who makes me feel safe.,Track2_Testing_05860.mp4 "That's great, good for you. ",Track2_Testing_05861.mp4 Is something bad happening to that poor woman?,Track2_Testing_05862.mp4 "No, ah! Forget what I said.",Track2_Testing_05863.mp4 "Are you a fan of the bacon?"" (giggles)",Track2_Testing_05864.mp4 I havean everyman face and body.,Track2_Testing_05865.mp4 "You can do some chores, maybe i can berate you a little bit to really sell it.",Track2_Testing_05866.mp4 DOING HER LAUNDRY. ,Track2_Testing_05867.mp4 I-I -- Did you hear those people cheering?,Track2_Testing_05868.mp4 "YEAH, SURE. THROW SOME OF THAT ON THERE. ",Track2_Testing_05869.mp4 What are you talking about?,Track2_Testing_05870.mp4 "Yeah. Yes. Just a few hours with a couple of adults,few drinks, no baby talk.",Track2_Testing_05871.mp4 "Stryker Ramoray, huh? When do you want me to start? ",Track2_Testing_05872.mp4 "I make decisions, and then you go around undermining them.",Track2_Testing_05873.mp4 """Marriage. It's not for everybody."" ",Track2_Testing_05874.mp4 "Sheldon, that's very rude. She helped you with your show. The right thing to do is reciprocate by going to see her play. ",Track2_Testing_05875.mp4 "And, of course, you can be thoughtful and sensitive.",Track2_Testing_05876.mp4 "YES, IT'S STUCK.",Track2_Testing_05877.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU? CRAZY? WHEN A BLIND MAN GETS HIS SIGHT BACK DOES HE WALK AROUND LIKE THIS? ,Track2_Testing_05878.mp4 YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO TAKE ME TO A MALL.,Track2_Testing_05879.mp4 "No, thank you.",Track2_Testing_05880.mp4 Is my...hand on yours?,Track2_Testing_05881.mp4 WHY'D I HAVE TO START WORKING OUT AGAIN? DAMN YOU 15s! ,Track2_Testing_05882.mp4 "If you pass up on this, you're gonna regret it.",Track2_Testing_05883.mp4 "I was madly in love with her for four years, and I was basically invisible until the day I choked on that tater tot.",Track2_Testing_05884.mp4 They loved it. Great.,Track2_Testing_05885.mp4 Think I've been complaining too much about the movie? ,Track2_Testing_05886.mp4 But I don't see him all the time.,Track2_Testing_05887.mp4 "Honey, I know you just got home, but since you're frozen and I'm very sick, maybe you could run and get us some soup?",Track2_Testing_05888.mp4 I got off the plane. You got off the plane. ,Track2_Testing_05889.mp4 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?,Track2_Testing_05890.mp4 "It can get chilly, but Raj figured out that if you pee in a bottle and put it in your sleeping bag, it helps keep you warm. Here's the hotel room we all share. ",Track2_Testing_05891.mp4 You really think so? ,Track2_Testing_05892.mp4 "with flowers and pie looks like, there's no going back. Boy, I can't wait to see the look on her face... ",Track2_Testing_05893.mp4 "Hey, Stuart. ",Track2_Testing_05894.mp4 What money? I don't have any money!,Track2_Testing_05895.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_05896.mp4 AND IT CAN'T BE JOEY. ,Track2_Testing_05897.mp4 "I am loose. I'm fun. Remember, uh, breakfast for dinner last week?My idea.",Track2_Testing_05898.mp4 Is that we know the difference between a harmless indulgence... Mm-hmm?,Track2_Testing_05899.mp4 YOU ARE SO EFFICIENT. I LOVE YOU. ,Track2_Testing_05900.mp4 Never heard of this band... Head Cleaner.,Track2_Testing_05901.mp4 I don't have my keys.,Track2_Testing_05902.mp4 "Oh, good. I thought I forgot someone's birthday again.",Track2_Testing_05903.mp4 Doesn't frighten me.,Track2_Testing_05904.mp4 Of course.,Track2_Testing_05905.mp4 "AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT CHEATING ON ME,",Track2_Testing_05906.mp4 OH? YOU FORGOT? ,Track2_Testing_05907.mp4 Went into pretty graphic detail -- described how she'd get rid of my body and everything.,Track2_Testing_05908.mp4 "Look, I know he can be aggravating... ",Track2_Testing_05909.mp4 She's just excited about the holidays. ,Track2_Testing_05910.mp4 I just had to protect myself.,Track2_Testing_05911.mp4 Aren't you worried about it being unhygienic? ,Track2_Testing_05912.mp4 "So, Mr. Boss, how did I do at the open house?",Track2_Testing_05913.mp4 Would you like to dance? ,Track2_Testing_05914.mp4 "No. No, no, I do. I do. It's just-- It's a really big step. ",Track2_Testing_05915.mp4 "No, no, no. ",Track2_Testing_05916.mp4 Day after Thanksgiving.,Track2_Testing_05917.mp4 I'm not no juice magnate.,Track2_Testing_05918.mp4 "Besides food, did you get along? ",Track2_Testing_05919.mp4 Unless... What?,Track2_Testing_05920.mp4 I thought you were leaving the apartment. ,Track2_Testing_05921.mp4 "YEAH, A LITTLE. HE SEEMS REALLY NICE. GOOD KISSER. ",Track2_Testing_05922.mp4 We're going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It's time you two talked and I want to get to know my father-in-law. ,Track2_Testing_05923.mp4 And Manny gives him the ring.,Track2_Testing_05924.mp4 Fun dog beds.,Track2_Testing_05925.mp4 "WOW, WHAT? ",Track2_Testing_05926.mp4 "Well, I suppose I do think of you as a sister. And sometimes a mother. ",Track2_Testing_05927.mp4 "I can't leave you alone on new year's Eve, eventhough everyone's waiting for me to come back.",Track2_Testing_05928.mp4 "DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, OKAY. IT'S JUST THAT I JUST CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A SICK PERSON. ",Track2_Testing_05929.mp4 "Well, Sheldon, I'm not going to defend a big-balled raccoon. ",Track2_Testing_05930.mp4 "Let me just... Ooh, hot.",Track2_Testing_05931.mp4 "Yeah, maybe that is something. ",Track2_Testing_05932.mp4 "I mean, I hate surfing.",Track2_Testing_05933.mp4 "No, it's just --",Track2_Testing_05934.mp4 I've done enough axing in my time,Track2_Testing_05935.mp4 LET'S SEE IT.,Track2_Testing_05936.mp4 "Manny, I think we should talk about this Kelly girl.",Track2_Testing_05937.mp4 You're missing Christmas Eve.,Track2_Testing_05938.mp4 "Okay, you're clutching a Dolce & Gabbana onesie -- decide who you are.",Track2_Testing_05939.mp4 "Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay. ",Track2_Testing_05940.mp4 Call Claire. She's not home.,Track2_Testing_05941.mp4 "After my divorce, my rule for dating was no kids.",Track2_Testing_05942.mp4 "See, I was kinda hoping you'd say dreams.",Track2_Testing_05943.mp4 WHAT ARE THESE? AH. ,Track2_Testing_05944.mp4 No. Please do not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.,Track2_Testing_05945.mp4 "No. No, no hug. No -- where is he?",Track2_Testing_05946.mp4 "OH, YEAH. ",Track2_Testing_05947.mp4 WE BOUGHT BRAS! WE BOUGHT BRAS. ,Track2_Testing_05948.mp4 "REALLY? NOT EVEN TO, UM... CHANGE HIS PAJAMAS?! ",Track2_Testing_05949.mp4 Dang it.,Track2_Testing_05950.mp4 "That's incredibly sweet, and, if it means that much to you, you should keep it.",Track2_Testing_05951.mp4 I didn't mean now. Hello? ,Track2_Testing_05952.mp4 [ CHUCKLES ] I ALWAYS HOPED YOU'D TAKE OVER THE COMPANY.,Track2_Testing_05953.mp4 SCOTT WHEELER?,Track2_Testing_05954.mp4 We wrote a paper together. Now we get to go to a university and talk about it. ,Track2_Testing_05955.mp4 "I didn't make it back. The ship sank, I'm in hell. ",Track2_Testing_05956.mp4 Nice try. ,Track2_Testing_05957.mp4 "It's not super secure, but, whoever steals them will probably spend less than you.",Track2_Testing_05958.mp4 BUT I REMEMBER PEOPLE TELLING ME ABOUT IT. ,Track2_Testing_05959.mp4 I prove myself on my own.,Track2_Testing_05960.mp4 "Boy, I know I did. (chuckles)",Track2_Testing_05961.mp4 "THING. YES, THING. ",Track2_Testing_05962.mp4 "Oh, is that the party over there?",Track2_Testing_05963.mp4 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THAT ONE? ,Track2_Testing_05964.mp4 "Well, it's still over budget, but... I guess it's okay.",Track2_Testing_05965.mp4 "WHEN YOU AND ROSS FIRST STARTED GOING OUT IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME, UM... ",Track2_Testing_05966.mp4 What are you talking about? We're fine. ,Track2_Testing_05967.mp4 "Thank you, but I think maybe it istime",Track2_Testing_05968.mp4 IS EVERYTHING IN THE CAR? YEP. ,Track2_Testing_05969.mp4 "...from beyond the grave, Emma. ",Track2_Testing_05970.mp4 "Well, there's this really cute boy at school who's kind of into my feet.",Track2_Testing_05971.mp4 What would Claire say?,Track2_Testing_05972.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. {\an1}WHO WOULD I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH? ,Track2_Testing_05973.mp4 "OH, REALLY? OKAY. LET'S COMPARE, SHALL WE? ",Track2_Testing_05974.mp4 That could have killed me. I can't catch a break. ,Track2_Testing_05975.mp4 Maybe you could help me.,Track2_Testing_05976.mp4 It's your sense of humor. It's so fun.,Track2_Testing_05977.mp4 RACH! RACH! ,Track2_Testing_05978.mp4 No. I do not want to hear one more story.,Track2_Testing_05979.mp4 Nothing else worked! That girl is all about the ass! ,Track2_Testing_05980.mp4 Maybe they're not cliffs.,Track2_Testing_05981.mp4 I put some ideas in his head.,Track2_Testing_05982.mp4 N-No.,Track2_Testing_05983.mp4 "Oh, it's so weird to think that if I had taken another path,",Track2_Testing_05984.mp4 "OH, YOU'RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN, JAY.",Track2_Testing_05985.mp4 I JUST THINK ,Track2_Testing_05986.mp4 Why not? ,Track2_Testing_05987.mp4 "Okay, well, how about this. Until Priya gets her own place, you stay here and I'll stay at your apartment. ",Track2_Testing_05988.mp4 There was a rug.Who's gonna clean that up?,Track2_Testing_05989.mp4 "Well, Comic-Con tickets go on sale this Friday, and I was hoping I could go with the guys. ",Track2_Testing_05990.mp4 What? How? ,Track2_Testing_05991.mp4 That response is rare.,Track2_Testing_05992.mp4 THAT IS FUNNY. IT WAS ALSO FUNNY WHEN I MADE IT UP. ,Track2_Testing_05993.mp4 And I've logged a considerable number of hours on a simulator. ,Track2_Testing_05994.mp4 "I was -- I was just looking out for my family, but... you're my family, too.",Track2_Testing_05995.mp4 But who knows what goes on over here when he pretends your mail was misdelivered? ,Track2_Testing_05996.mp4 "THINGS WORK OUT, AND SOMEDAY, YOU'LL BE ABLE",Track2_Testing_05997.mp4 TO STOP LEAVING HIS TRASH EVERYWHERE?,Track2_Testing_05998.mp4 So? They gotta die someday. Hello! ,Track2_Testing_05999.mp4 "So, apparently we just don't pay for food anymore. ",Track2_Testing_06000.mp4 "I like that! Yeah! I wasn't at the parade, because I had a family emergency. ",Track2_Testing_06001.mp4 "Well, I'm not gonna wait around here until I do.",Track2_Testing_06002.mp4 We're almost home. I can track her phone from the computer.,Track2_Testing_06003.mp4 Does that mean we can go out with the girls again? ,Track2_Testing_06004.mp4 "CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ",Track2_Testing_06005.mp4 "Yeah, but if you're not careful, it can come off a little... know-it-all-y.",Track2_Testing_06006.mp4 NO. SORRY. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. HI. ,Track2_Testing_06007.mp4 I ACTUALLY THINK SOMETIMES...,Track2_Testing_06008.mp4 "WHO, WHEN YOU'RE TALKING, HE'S LISTENING AND NOT SAYING, ""YEAH, I UNDERSTAND."" BUT REALLY WONDERING WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NAKED. ",Track2_Testing_06009.mp4 ANY CHANCE YOU THINK THE COUCH LOOKS GOOD THERE? ,Track2_Testing_06010.mp4 "So your 6-year-old kid doesn't give you a card, you get so mad, you throw a tire iron through the windshield.",Track2_Testing_06011.mp4 "Yeah, but in the real way, you're responsible.",Track2_Testing_06012.mp4 "Actually, “where's Waldo?” doesn't stand out.He's super hard to find. That's the challenge.",Track2_Testing_06013.mp4 How can one person be a whole movie? ,Track2_Testing_06014.mp4 "I DO THINK IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. YEAH, WE'RE BEING SMART. YES, I'M SURE. ",Track2_Testing_06015.mp4 "Oh, let me look at his shed-yool and I will ring you back.",Track2_Testing_06016.mp4 "-Leonard? -That is your name, right? ",Track2_Testing_06017.mp4 "I blew it, and you snapped.",Track2_Testing_06018.mp4 "好吧 那什么是叫做太敏感呢? Okay, what is too sensitive? ",Track2_Testing_06019.mp4 I made a new friend who likes trains as much as I do. I kissed Amy on the lips. And the conductor played his banjo for me. Good night. ,Track2_Testing_06020.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_06021.mp4 "Well, then, buckle up. You're in for a cranky night. ",Track2_Testing_06022.mp4 Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross. ,Track2_Testing_06023.mp4 "All right, what's going on? ",Track2_Testing_06024.mp4 She feeds him out of her own mouth? ,Track2_Testing_06025.mp4 Buona notte.,Track2_Testing_06026.mp4 Thank god.,Track2_Testing_06027.mp4 Why? What happened?,Track2_Testing_06028.mp4 So impressed.,Track2_Testing_06029.mp4 What happened to you?,Track2_Testing_06030.mp4 Any woman would be lucky to have you. ,Track2_Testing_06031.mp4 Do you love it? It's fantastic!,Track2_Testing_06032.mp4 "I'm serious. Come on, you should go. Here. No, just go. ",Track2_Testing_06033.mp4 BUT WHY NOT JUST CUT TO THE CHASE?,Track2_Testing_06034.mp4 "Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?",Track2_Testing_06035.mp4 I can't believe you signed up for the space program without talking to me. ,Track2_Testing_06036.mp4 Just a sec. ,Track2_Testing_06037.mp4 "Oh! Well, a few years ago... ...he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D. in French literature. ",Track2_Testing_06038.mp4 "Wow, are these Amy's? Kind of trashy. Good for her. ",Track2_Testing_06039.mp4 ...for the chance to be one of the first humans to colonize another planet? ,Track2_Testing_06040.mp4 "SURE, I TOUCH THEM BUT I SPENT YEARS LEARNING NOT TO SQUISH THEM. THAT'S MY HAND. ",Track2_Testing_06041.mp4 I'm at the leading scientific university in the country.,Track2_Testing_06042.mp4 "I JUST CAME OVER TO DROP OFF... NOTHING. SO, THAT WEEKEND KIND OF SUCKED, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_06043.mp4 THAT JERRY NEVER EVEN SEES THIS OFFER?,Track2_Testing_06044.mp4 No. You don't owe me an explanation. ,Track2_Testing_06045.mp4 I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS,Track2_Testing_06046.mp4 I had my own restaurant for 15 years.,Track2_Testing_06047.mp4 "Oh, yeah.",Track2_Testing_06048.mp4 That your laundry? You have six things in there. ,Track2_Testing_06049.mp4 "OH, HEY, CHANDLER. ",Track2_Testing_06050.mp4 You almost slept through the second Saturday in January.,Track2_Testing_06051.mp4 "Married mother of two, and you are insane.",Track2_Testing_06052.mp4 "Now, if you wanna stay... ...get started on those beakers. They're still dirty from yesterday. ",Track2_Testing_06053.mp4 "Oh, I mean, I know you're pregnant. I just... never connected the idea of pregnancy and you actually having a baby. ",Track2_Testing_06054.mp4 I am happy that you have a new friend.,Track2_Testing_06055.mp4 But it's a tie game. So we're a little late. The girls will be there. Let's just stay for one more goal. ,Track2_Testing_06056.mp4 Are you calling me a quitter? ,Track2_Testing_06057.mp4 "LOOK, I'M GOING TO GET BETTER. OKAY? I PROMISE YOU. ",Track2_Testing_06058.mp4 I JUST FELT LIKE HANGING OUT HERE AND READING. ,Track2_Testing_06059.mp4 "Please don't take away my cool thing. Please? Pretty please? ""Pretty please?"" ",Track2_Testing_06060.mp4 PENNY: You mean you and Dr. Slutbunny? ,Track2_Testing_06061.mp4 WHY?,Track2_Testing_06062.mp4 UH...WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?,Track2_Testing_06063.mp4 MINSK. IT'S IN RUSSIA. ,Track2_Testing_06064.mp4 Really? What happened? ,Track2_Testing_06065.mp4 I bailed at the last second. Uh-huh.,Track2_Testing_06066.mp4 I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay. ,Track2_Testing_06067.mp4 "OH, OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.",Track2_Testing_06068.mp4 That is the reason. My work is suffering because of... ...all the laid I'm getting. ,Track2_Testing_06069.mp4 "I'm trying to be a better friend, but you constantly say and do irritating things. ",Track2_Testing_06070.mp4 "Okay, Joey... First of all ",Track2_Testing_06071.mp4 "Yeah, in a minute.",Track2_Testing_06072.mp4 She's all yours.,Track2_Testing_06073.mp4 "So, are we doing this? ",Track2_Testing_06074.mp4 "Fortunately for him, unlike his act, he had a safety net.",Track2_Testing_06075.mp4 I think they're expecting me back inside.,Track2_Testing_06076.mp4 "Taylor was right. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate. ",Track2_Testing_06077.mp4 I GOT INTO STANFORD BECAUSE OF YOU.,Track2_Testing_06078.mp4 "Pam and Bo Johnson? My Bo Johnson? ""My""?",Track2_Testing_06079.mp4 I pops I,Track2_Testing_06080.mp4 "Well, not so much depressed as lonely. ",Track2_Testing_06081.mp4 "WELL, I WON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS ANYMORE THEN. ",Track2_Testing_06082.mp4 What is wrong with you?,Track2_Testing_06083.mp4 "Yeah, I rocked a pretty intense Shake Weights/power walk combo.",Track2_Testing_06084.mp4 You did what?!,Track2_Testing_06085.mp4 [ GASPS ] I DID DO THAT.,Track2_Testing_06086.mp4 I told you a thousand times!,Track2_Testing_06087.mp4 You know what I need to bail on?,Track2_Testing_06088.mp4 But it's been so long for me...,Track2_Testing_06089.mp4 "All right, I know you're hurting and-and I want to be supportive but don't say that again. ",Track2_Testing_06090.mp4 "You know, having someone to depend on.",Track2_Testing_06091.mp4 Did you refuse to apologize and act like they were stupid for being mad? ,Track2_Testing_06092.mp4 Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_06093.mp4 Maybe a little bit.,Track2_Testing_06094.mp4 It's okay though. I'm married to one.,Track2_Testing_06095.mp4 "Yeah, I don't think the water was really boiling. ",Track2_Testing_06096.mp4 So i think you need to trust me now.,Track2_Testing_06097.mp4 "So that's it? Wham, bam, thank you, Leonard? ",Track2_Testing_06098.mp4 I remember the summer of my junior year.,Track2_Testing_06099.mp4 "我真的好喜欢麦克 你知道吗?发展得真的很顺利 我的天 I like Mike so much, you know? It's just going really well. Oh, my God. ",Track2_Testing_06100.mp4 THAT YOU...TRIM YOUR NOSE HAIRS WITH?,Track2_Testing_06101.mp4 15 times more dogs in the world than Italians?,Track2_Testing_06102.mp4 "I know, I know. So it's just not a big deal. ",Track2_Testing_06103.mp4 We need to be thinking about next steps.,Track2_Testing_06104.mp4 Are you gonna introduce me to your friend? ,Track2_Testing_06105.mp4 Why don't we leave that for future generations to decide? ,Track2_Testing_06106.mp4 "OH, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT? ",Track2_Testing_06107.mp4 Being a mom is like being a model.,Track2_Testing_06108.mp4 "Hey, don't you dare call yourself ""a failure"".",Track2_Testing_06109.mp4 "If I upset you, why didn't you say something? ",Track2_Testing_06110.mp4 AND THEN KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. OKAY.,Track2_Testing_06111.mp4 "{\an8}Well, normal's a strong word, but sure. ",Track2_Testing_06112.mp4 He knows your name. He can look it up.,Track2_Testing_06113.mp4 "Yeah. I've been thinking, if it's a chance to bond, I should take it.",Track2_Testing_06114.mp4 "Not without permission, you're not.",Track2_Testing_06115.mp4 "This is a big day for you, and she's feeling left out.",Track2_Testing_06116.mp4 Why didn't you say something?,Track2_Testing_06117.mp4 What happened to the sweater he knit for you.,Track2_Testing_06118.mp4 Let me think about it. ,Track2_Testing_06119.mp4 "I must say, you're playing very well for a woman of 23? ",Track2_Testing_06120.mp4 You're not getting a bird.,Track2_Testing_06121.mp4 "No, no, it's obvious that I'm not wanted here, so I'll leave you to your apples on sandwiches and whatever other perversions you two are into.",Track2_Testing_06122.mp4 "I want to move in upstairs, and I want a HEPA air filter on account of I shed.",Track2_Testing_06123.mp4 "Well, that's the problem --so far,",Track2_Testing_06124.mp4 I really like this one.,Track2_Testing_06125.mp4 cause they were sick or hungry or choking on the head of a Power Ranger.,Track2_Testing_06126.mp4 "WAIT, WAIT! WAIT!",Track2_Testing_06127.mp4 BYE.,Track2_Testing_06128.mp4 I think that is the hat that Manny uses to play charades.,Track2_Testing_06129.mp4 "[ Dialing ] When a man is overcome with emotion at a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him to grow a pair! Phil!",Track2_Testing_06130.mp4 NO.,Track2_Testing_06131.mp4 "Hey, did you ever solve that Rubik's Cube?",Track2_Testing_06132.mp4 "That's a good question. How about ""awkward""? ",Track2_Testing_06133.mp4 "Uh...um,me at the park in a hat with the name ""Maddox"" embroidered on it.",Track2_Testing_06134.mp4 "IT'S REALLY HARD TO BE ALONE, YOU KNOW?",Track2_Testing_06135.mp4 I'm sorry.,Track2_Testing_06136.mp4 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? NOW I'M ALL NERVOUS. ,Track2_Testing_06137.mp4 "But if it were, she'd have a point.",Track2_Testing_06138.mp4 "Lily, it's --",Track2_Testing_06139.mp4 Looks like that marriage went down the drain.,Track2_Testing_06140.mp4 - I'm just asking you to wait a few years. - You are so sweet.,Track2_Testing_06141.mp4 GUESS WHO? ,Track2_Testing_06142.mp4 YEAH. WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ROGER THAT WAS KILLING ME. LOOK... THINGS LIKE LAST NIGHT ,Track2_Testing_06143.mp4 "Oh, ooh.",Track2_Testing_06144.mp4 I haven't seen the man since I was a little kid. And a letter shows up on my 18th birthday. ,Track2_Testing_06145.mp4 "OH... HEY, I LOVE CHILDREN. ",Track2_Testing_06146.mp4 "Oh, I so want it to be on purpose.",Track2_Testing_06147.mp4 "Yeah, and on top of that, Leonard has the audacity to suggest that now that he and Penny are engaged, he may not want to live with me anymore. ",Track2_Testing_06148.mp4 "I am not going back to that hotel tonight, and I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to.",Track2_Testing_06149.mp4 "Oh, sweetie, what would I do without you? ",Track2_Testing_06150.mp4 "Oh, my God, it can't be.",Track2_Testing_06151.mp4 "OH, YEAH? ",Track2_Testing_06152.mp4 It's dangerous out there.,Track2_Testing_06153.mp4 Why didn't you tell me? ,Track2_Testing_06154.mp4 Come on!,Track2_Testing_06155.mp4 Really? You wanna see the keynote? ,Track2_Testing_06156.mp4 I'm on vacation. What do you think? ,Track2_Testing_06157.mp4 Carry on. ,Track2_Testing_06158.mp4 "I KNOW. YES, THAT'S YASMINE BLEETH. SHE'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KIND OF CHICK. I LOVE YOU BOTH... BUT IN VERY DIFFERENT WAYS. ",Track2_Testing_06159.mp4 BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THE CHORUS! ,Track2_Testing_06160.mp4 "Luke had that nasty nosebleed this morning, and Alex, as usual, fainted.",Track2_Testing_06161.mp4 "WELL, WE'RE GETTING OUR MONEY'S WORTH OUT OF THAT BALL.",Track2_Testing_06162.mp4 """Hey, Claire Bear.",Track2_Testing_06163.mp4 "MY LAST GIRLFRIEND, TILLY, WE'RE EATING BREAKFAST. ",Track2_Testing_06164.mp4 And who says you could even survive an interplanetary mission anyway? You could barely survive a tiny turtle bite. ,Track2_Testing_06165.mp4 Go to sleep. ,Track2_Testing_06166.mp4 "With all that information in your head, we should be calling you ""Encyclopedia Brown"" -- which sounds like a slur, but isn't.",Track2_Testing_06167.mp4 Thank you. And I love that you're strong and independent. ,Track2_Testing_06168.mp4 "UH, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER. ",Track2_Testing_06169.mp4 IS FOR ME NOT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. ,Track2_Testing_06170.mp4 Who wants it? Anybody? ,Track2_Testing_06171.mp4 EMPTY SUITCASES!,Track2_Testing_06172.mp4 NOTHING YET. THEY REALLY HATE YOU AND I WANT TO FIT IN. ,Track2_Testing_06173.mp4 "I clicked with the students, the teachers.",Track2_Testing_06174.mp4 Cam thinks I look down on his farm life.,Track2_Testing_06175.mp4 You just told me that you're pregnant.,Track2_Testing_06176.mp4 "Listen. I want you to forget everything that I said, okay?",Track2_Testing_06177.mp4 I don't think anybody's home.You don't? Here. Hang on to this.,Track2_Testing_06178.mp4 "I know, I know. When I was here for ""Holidays on Ice""... ...I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner. ",Track2_Testing_06179.mp4 "Look at us. It's only been three years, here we are in bed together. ",Track2_Testing_06180.mp4 "No, I have work to do.",Track2_Testing_06181.mp4 In that case...,Track2_Testing_06182.mp4 Unh-unh. Unh-unh. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_06183.mp4 "And strict. ""What I say goes around here.""",Track2_Testing_06184.mp4 You dog. Good for you. ,Track2_Testing_06185.mp4 "I am faking it, Phil. I have no idea what I'm doing.",Track2_Testing_06186.mp4 ...to go up to the International Space Station for three weeks. What are your thoughts on that? ,Track2_Testing_06187.mp4 "Dramatic, mother?",Track2_Testing_06188.mp4 NO. IS THE MOVIE MY BIG BREAK? ,Track2_Testing_06189.mp4 "Besides, I was the one who broke a heel trying to keep the door shut.",Track2_Testing_06190.mp4 "No. I'm having a relationship problem with Amy. And by the way, that book gave me nightmares. ",Track2_Testing_06191.mp4 You worked hard for years without knowing that things were gonna get better.,Track2_Testing_06192.mp4 But they have become a lot of work.,Track2_Testing_06193.mp4 Okay. I'll miss you. Call first.,Track2_Testing_06194.mp4 "A doll's foot, I hope.",Track2_Testing_06195.mp4 "Oh, about a minute before you.",Track2_Testing_06196.mp4 Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's-it's very stressful.,Track2_Testing_06197.mp4 YOU GIVE ME BACK MY WALKMAN. ,Track2_Testing_06198.mp4 "I mean, this was a stupid idea, trying to launch a whole new business at my age.",Track2_Testing_06199.mp4 "THE FAMILY NEEDS A LEADER, AND I CAN'T DO IT FOREVER.",Track2_Testing_06200.mp4 Remember the grant proposal I submitted to the National Science Foundation... ...to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic north pole? ,Track2_Testing_06201.mp4 I'm not an idiot. You played that record night and day.Why would you tell me a thing like that?,Track2_Testing_06202.mp4 Come on. Let me take you someplace nice. ,Track2_Testing_06203.mp4 "OKAY, HERE'S THE PHONE BILL. ",Track2_Testing_06204.mp4 I had to reduce the number of people going and you didn't make the cut. ,Track2_Testing_06205.mp4 We can always tell people that's how we did it.,Track2_Testing_06206.mp4 "I'M SORRY, MR. GELLER BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S AN OLD SAYING: ""SOMETIMES, MONKEYS DIE."" IT'S NOT A GREAT SAYING BUT... IT CERTAINLY IS FITTING TODAY. ",Track2_Testing_06207.mp4 "THANK YOU, HELEN. THAT'LL BE ALL. ",Track2_Testing_06208.mp4 WILL BE MIRRORED BY THE ROBOTIC HANDS.,Track2_Testing_06209.mp4 "I do think it's the end of the road for me as a thespian, though.",Track2_Testing_06210.mp4 I can't wait to get to the park.,Track2_Testing_06211.mp4 Yeah. Listen.,Track2_Testing_06212.mp4 I'm gonna bail on that.,Track2_Testing_06213.mp4 "Well, what do you want me to do? ",Track2_Testing_06214.mp4 "Oh, I'm ready.",Track2_Testing_06215.mp4 -Yes. -What should I tell her? ,Track2_Testing_06216.mp4 "Now, don't go all Colombian and tell me if I don't talk to Sherry you're not making those sausages,",Track2_Testing_06217.mp4 "Leonard, I don't know what to tell you. It was just a hug. ",Track2_Testing_06218.mp4 That's fantastic. Uh-huh.,Track2_Testing_06219.mp4 Why would a Physics Bowl team be called Anodized Aluminum? ,Track2_Testing_06220.mp4 "Well, actually, we just met tonight.",Track2_Testing_06221.mp4 "I mean, I've had my share of missteps along the way.",Track2_Testing_06222.mp4 "THAT IS NOT THE PLAN.OKAY, I'M SORRY.",Track2_Testing_06223.mp4 Doesn't sound good for business.,Track2_Testing_06224.mp4 "Yeah. I know. Turns out, being sweet isn't enough to keep a girl these days. I blame Madonna. ",Track2_Testing_06225.mp4 "OKAY, HERE WE GO. READY? ",Track2_Testing_06226.mp4 How about this? I promise I won't pester you about the DVD. You can defecate in peace. That's a win for both of us. ,Track2_Testing_06227.mp4 -You want me to leave the apartment? -Yes. ,Track2_Testing_06228.mp4 "But it's been a while, and I wanted to sound smart over breakfast. ",Track2_Testing_06229.mp4 "I guess you think you're pretty special, huh? Sitting up here in your fancy small-hall building. Making stars jump through hoops for you, huh? Well, you know what? This is one star whose hoop... this is a star that the hoop... this hoop I was Dr. Drake Ramoray! ",Track2_Testing_06230.mp4 "Yes, and when you're a great play writer and you go to a restaurant -- if you can afford it -- then you're gonna be nice to strangers, because that's the right thing to do, okay?",Track2_Testing_06231.mp4 "I see a woman, uh, wracked with fear, whose husband has abandoned her.",Track2_Testing_06232.mp4 "And you sincerely thought that the path to dad's approval...Was going to be through figure skating?Mitchell, I am fairly confident that dad's proudest moment...Was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard.",Track2_Testing_06233.mp4 We've passed this mattress already.,Track2_Testing_06234.mp4 "Oh, I actually did hear your eyes roll that time. ",Track2_Testing_06235.mp4 That you?,Track2_Testing_06236.mp4 I really did wantto hit you with that plane.,Track2_Testing_06237.mp4 "NO, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU'D REALIZE THAT IT'S JUST A JOB. JUST... A JOB? ",Track2_Testing_06238.mp4 "Oh, I got one. ""Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."" ",Track2_Testing_06239.mp4 "If you're gonna move your hands around like that, you need to put the phone down.",Track2_Testing_06240.mp4 "UM, WELL, SAME THING WE DID ALL DAY. JUST HANG OUT AT GARY'S APARTMENT. HE IS SO AMAZING. WE NEVER LEFT THE BEDROOM. BUT HAVE FUN AT THE MOVIE. ",Track2_Testing_06241.mp4 I don't know his number.,Track2_Testing_06242.mp4 "God, I wish Mike were here. ",Track2_Testing_06243.mp4 Now don't I look silly sitting here wearing this? ,Track2_Testing_06244.mp4 It's Sam Anvilmaker. Who?,Track2_Testing_06245.mp4 ARE THOSE YOUR TEETH? ,Track2_Testing_06246.mp4 Are these Burt and dottie winchell's Christmas decorations?,Track2_Testing_06247.mp4 You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.I feel like I'm working on a loading dock just trying to get under the covers.,Track2_Testing_06248.mp4 "No, that could kill her. ",Track2_Testing_06249.mp4 "Then, ""Come move in with us this summer"" turns into",Track2_Testing_06250.mp4 "So, a karaoke bar, huh?",Track2_Testing_06251.mp4 "No, but something is on my feet all day -- me.",Track2_Testing_06252.mp4 "Well, I mean, it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the, uh, smaller things in life like the sound of a bird... and the color of the sky. ",Track2_Testing_06253.mp4 "Okay. Here I-I need to point out that she's five and not a character from dynasty and as much as I try to connect with her, I just keep making it worse.",Track2_Testing_06254.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_06255.mp4 "So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking... ...since this is our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend... ...I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples' costume. ",Track2_Testing_06256.mp4 YOU NEED ONE TOO? ,Track2_Testing_06257.mp4 - You wanna fool around with Joey? - Yeah. ,Track2_Testing_06258.mp4 You know I have party anxiety. I was nervous.,Track2_Testing_06259.mp4 "JAY, YOU'RE A BAD AMERICAN.",Track2_Testing_06260.mp4 But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps... a blond who always uses the toilet? Except for once in the ocean. ,Track2_Testing_06261.mp4 PUT IT OUT! ,Track2_Testing_06262.mp4 "Tell you what, the surgery's not for a week. I'll think about it. ",Track2_Testing_06263.mp4 "His perm, the stalker he pretends to have, nobody will date you when you work at the i.R.S.",Track2_Testing_06264.mp4 "I JUST THOUGHT WE MIGHT RUN INTO SOME CUTE BOYS ON THE WAY HOME,",Track2_Testing_06265.mp4 "LESSON NUMBER ONE -- NEVER TAKE ""NO"" FOR AN ANSWER!",Track2_Testing_06266.mp4 "Honey, this is a big deal for Leonard, okay? He gets to work with Stephen Hawking, who, by the way, will not be on the boat, I checked. ",Track2_Testing_06267.mp4 You asked him for the ring.,Track2_Testing_06268.mp4 We don't -- We don't havea changing table.,Track2_Testing_06269.mp4 But...,Track2_Testing_06270.mp4 - I'm a disaster. - You're always so dramatic.,Track2_Testing_06271.mp4 "FOR THAT STUFF. BUT WHO CARES, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON ME. ",Track2_Testing_06272.mp4 "Um...when a Dunphy man sees a sexy skirt, he's just gotta get in it.",Track2_Testing_06273.mp4 """Dear, Joe, want to share half my Fruit Roll-Up?""",Track2_Testing_06274.mp4 But i actually met someone else while i was waiting for a taxi.,Track2_Testing_06275.mp4 BUT SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU HER PHONE NUMBER. ,Track2_Testing_06276.mp4 "I hope you weren't in the middle of a ""thang.""",Track2_Testing_06277.mp4 I think that gay cruise has sailed.It's just one commercial.,Track2_Testing_06278.mp4 My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces. ,Track2_Testing_06279.mp4 SOMEBODY'S BEEN DOING ,Track2_Testing_06280.mp4 "No. Yeah, take the couch, or my bed. I just got new pillows. ",Track2_Testing_06281.mp4 "Oh. A lot better, thanks. One sec. Listen close, I don't have a lot of time. I need you to go to my house. ",Track2_Testing_06282.mp4 COME ON IN. ,Track2_Testing_06283.mp4 I meant emotionally.,Track2_Testing_06284.mp4 "Well, I just so happen to like married men.",Track2_Testing_06285.mp4 "Yeah, a Texas longhorn. No, just a longhorn.",Track2_Testing_06286.mp4 "The point is, Gretchen got a full ride treading bells like these. Wow, that's high.",Track2_Testing_06287.mp4 "SHELDON: Help! Somebody, help! ",Track2_Testing_06288.mp4 No. Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart? Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight. ,Track2_Testing_06289.mp4 DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND.,Track2_Testing_06290.mp4 It's the atomic number for technetium. ,Track2_Testing_06291.mp4 "WE ALWAYS KNEW SAL WAS UNSTABLE,",Track2_Testing_06292.mp4 """Some kitchen items you might like."" Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_06293.mp4 "NO, DON'T WORRY, I'M GOING TO WASH IT. DON'T. I LIKE IT DIRTY. ",Track2_Testing_06294.mp4 "BUT I COUNTED. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE HERE. OH, MAN. ",Track2_Testing_06295.mp4 "If there was a stripper, all you'd do... ...is avoid eye contact and maybe offer to help her kid with his homework. ",Track2_Testing_06296.mp4 "Okay, why are you being so evasive?",Track2_Testing_06297.mp4 "La y, no!",Track2_Testing_06298.mp4 Haley.,Track2_Testing_06299.mp4 SOMETHING ABOUT YOU TURNING DOWN THE JOB OFFER.,Track2_Testing_06300.mp4 "Oh, I heard about your mom. I'm— I'm so sorry.",Track2_Testing_06301.mp4 IN CHEESY PROM DRESSES.,Track2_Testing_06302.mp4 "Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.",Track2_Testing_06303.mp4 "You were kind enough to watch Raiders of the Lost Ark with me. So I'd like to return the favor by inviting you to watch an episode of your favorite childhood television series, Little House on the Prairie. ",Track2_Testing_06304.mp4 OVER THIS RELATIONSHIP FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW.,Track2_Testing_06305.mp4 "UH, YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S SUSAN AND ME IN MEXICO AND THE HOSTAGES COMING HOME. ",Track2_Testing_06306.mp4 "Yeah, that scares me too. ",Track2_Testing_06307.mp4 "I appreciate the offer, but if things don't work out with you two, I'm swooping in on her like a vulture. ",Track2_Testing_06308.mp4 "WELL, IF IT HELPS, IT WORKED VERY WELL. ",Track2_Testing_06309.mp4 "Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired. Oh, no.",Track2_Testing_06310.mp4 "I'm nervous about her dismount. You said that she could stick the landing, right?",Track2_Testing_06311.mp4 "Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight.",Track2_Testing_06312.mp4 "TOMORROW, SOMEONE COULD SHOW UP AND OFFER WAY MORE.",Track2_Testing_06313.mp4 "BECAUSE HE'S THIS BIG, DREAMY COUNTRY BUMPKIN",Track2_Testing_06314.mp4 God works in mysterious ways. ,Track2_Testing_06315.mp4 "Uh, ""Tonight and WednesdayOnly -- The Monkees.""Yes!",Track2_Testing_06316.mp4 -So? -So we have to go back. ,Track2_Testing_06317.mp4 "I know. I'm just a little bummed that we're stuck here, watching Joe, when we could be messing around in a Trans Am.",Track2_Testing_06318.mp4 "On the bright side, one of them actually vacuumedthe living room rug, and...looks brand new.",Track2_Testing_06319.mp4 "Hi. I'm good. Really good. Well, I don't know why I said ""really good."" I'm just regular good. I really just wanted to sound confident. And that ""really"" was a real ""really,"" not a fake ""really"" like the first ""really."" ",Track2_Testing_06320.mp4 Huh? Nothing.,Track2_Testing_06321.mp4 Legendary daredevil.,Track2_Testing_06322.mp4 "Bill's gonna be all, ""Let me get a piece of that,"" huh?",Track2_Testing_06323.mp4 You knew about that? ,Track2_Testing_06324.mp4 "So, what are we working on? Quarterly reports?",Track2_Testing_06325.mp4 Thank you. I appreciate it. ,Track2_Testing_06326.mp4 "HER SMILE IS FORCED, IT'S UNNATURAL,",Track2_Testing_06327.mp4 I DIDN'T THINK HOW IT MUST BE FOR YOU,Track2_Testing_06328.mp4 "Now, wait a second.",Track2_Testing_06329.mp4 SOUNDED A -- A TINY BIT PROSTITUTE-Y.,Track2_Testing_06330.mp4 "JOEY, YOU OWE $1,100 AT ""I LOVE LUCITE."" ",Track2_Testing_06331.mp4 "I am good! Okay, okay, I got the pillow... uh, I got the bag. You got the keys? I got the keys. Okay, okay. ",Track2_Testing_06332.mp4 "Oh, my God.",Track2_Testing_06333.mp4 "This is so like you, Cam. This --",Track2_Testing_06334.mp4 "Hey, Zack. ",Track2_Testing_06335.mp4 "THERE WERE MOSQUITOS, COMPOST TOILETS, MEAN KIDS.",Track2_Testing_06336.mp4 Was there a child to raise poorly? ,Track2_Testing_06337.mp4 "WELL, YOU CAN HELP ME. ",Track2_Testing_06338.mp4 ONE OF THEM HAS MY FACE SPRAY-PAINTED ON HIS VAN.,Track2_Testing_06339.mp4 They're still in the box.,Track2_Testing_06340.mp4 WE'RE BASING THIS DECISION ON A STATISTIC.,Track2_Testing_06341.mp4 ...what are we sorry about? ,Track2_Testing_06342.mp4 "Just have him call me, okay? ",Track2_Testing_06343.mp4 I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz... ,Track2_Testing_06344.mp4 YOU MIND IF I WASH UP? I CAME STRAIGHT FROM WORK AND WHO KNOWS WHERE THESE BABIES HAVE BEEN? ,Track2_Testing_06345.mp4 "I really, really need to talk to you about something. ",Track2_Testing_06346.mp4 YOU'RE GETTING SO GOOD AT THAT. ,Track2_Testing_06347.mp4 So where you gonna hang it? ,Track2_Testing_06348.mp4 Cause it lets me think about what I want to do next.,Track2_Testing_06349.mp4 Thank you. Aren't you sweet. ,Track2_Testing_06350.mp4 "Manny, let it go.",Track2_Testing_06351.mp4 "Well, you could've set Newton's gravitational constant to one. And the whole thing reeks of blueberry. You know I can't stand these scented markers. ",Track2_Testing_06352.mp4 ABOUT ALL THIS MUMBO JUMBO.,Track2_Testing_06353.mp4 What?! Not today! No!,Track2_Testing_06354.mp4 "Well, if you want privacy, let go of the ring. I'm so glad we came to this gentile strip club. Howard, here's more bacon to tuck into the shiksa's G-string. ",Track2_Testing_06355.mp4 "I mean, what mother has a car like this?",Track2_Testing_06356.mp4 "Oh, Phil.",Track2_Testing_06357.mp4 "Self-made, stand-up, the kind of guy you want to be in a foxhole with.",Track2_Testing_06358.mp4 Oh. What's that for?,Track2_Testing_06359.mp4 We begged them.,Track2_Testing_06360.mp4 MAKE SURE MY BROTHER DOESN'T MESS WITH,Track2_Testing_06361.mp4 Is there anything I can do to make it better?,Track2_Testing_06362.mp4 "NOW, TELL ME EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE THINKING.",Track2_Testing_06363.mp4 "At least we can mark the exact time it happened to us, thanks to my new watch, which only a switchboard operator from the 1950s could keep wound.",Track2_Testing_06364.mp4 Oh. Pepper has done the impossible...He's made two gay men hate brunch.,Track2_Testing_06365.mp4 What are you talking about? ,Track2_Testing_06366.mp4 "Oh, right. Habit.",Track2_Testing_06367.mp4 Y-Yeah. Oh.,Track2_Testing_06368.mp4 "I want to know when you're about to leave, so give me a honk.",Track2_Testing_06369.mp4 "so I can stop being spoiled and, you know, grow as a person. ",Track2_Testing_06370.mp4 "NO, YOU DON'T GO UP ON THE WALL. ",Track2_Testing_06371.mp4 Give me the ax.,Track2_Testing_06372.mp4 "Oh, how dare you accuse me of trojan-horsing you?",Track2_Testing_06373.mp4 "In case of emergency, break glass and bust out the dimple.",Track2_Testing_06374.mp4 "Yeah, I guess so.",Track2_Testing_06375.mp4 "Well, I can be helpful. Give me something to do. You know, my father took me to work once, and in ten minutes I figured out who'd been stealing from the cash register. It was my father. Yeah, Dad lost his job, but Mr. Hinckley gave me a Fudgsicle. ",Track2_Testing_06376.mp4 "I didn't know her five minutes and she asked, (like Mrs. Wolowitz): ""Are you a Milky Way or a Snickers girl?"" ",Track2_Testing_06377.mp4 No problem. I'm really sorry about your car. ,Track2_Testing_06378.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_06379.mp4 You think my girlfriend is fake?,Track2_Testing_06380.mp4 "Yes, thank you so much. ",Track2_Testing_06381.mp4 "Thanks, Jay.",Track2_Testing_06382.mp4 What am I doing? I'm talking with you. ,Track2_Testing_06383.mp4 I know. Oh.,Track2_Testing_06384.mp4 "Um, uh, and one, two, three.",Track2_Testing_06385.mp4 "Sweetheart, I'm very proud of you.",Track2_Testing_06386.mp4 "I should get one of those. I've always loved planes.If things had gone a little differently in my life, I think I would have been a pilot.Hey, what would happen if you turned the remote off and then back on real fast?Yeah, you'd have been a great pilot.",Track2_Testing_06387.mp4 All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother. ,Track2_Testing_06388.mp4 "Oh, well, I mean, she just takes a little time to warm up.",Track2_Testing_06389.mp4 IS LIFE SO BUSY YOU CAN'T TAKE 20 MINUTES,Track2_Testing_06390.mp4 I just never want to get married again. ,Track2_Testing_06391.mp4 I'M JUST CLEANING UP. ,Track2_Testing_06392.mp4 THAT WOULD BE GREAT! ,Track2_Testing_06393.mp4 "No, just me, her, and a couple of the bigwigs. It's part of a bonus she got. ",Track2_Testing_06394.mp4 What?! Damn it!,Track2_Testing_06395.mp4 My acting class is putting on a play Friday. I can put you and Amy on the guest list. ,Track2_Testing_06396.mp4 In a knock-knock joke.,Track2_Testing_06397.mp4 “We should stir the beef and sausages for five minutes.”,Track2_Testing_06398.mp4 Is the window open? If the window's open a bird could fly in and... ,Track2_Testing_06399.mp4 "I mean, that thing was a real stinker.",Track2_Testing_06400.mp4 I met him three months ago. He's the greatest guy ever.,Track2_Testing_06401.mp4 "Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy. Okay? But the swings are perfectly safe. And besides, Emma loves them. ",Track2_Testing_06402.mp4 "I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I ALWAYS KNEW SHE LIKED HIM. SHE'D SAY NO, BUT HERE WE ARE, RIGHT? WE JUST BROKE UP, FIRST THING SHE DOES... ",Track2_Testing_06403.mp4 Can you please just keep your voice down?,Track2_Testing_06404.mp4 Yes. Oh. ,Track2_Testing_06405.mp4 We should go check on her. Come on.,Track2_Testing_06406.mp4 I would at least mention it before filling out the application. ,Track2_Testing_06407.mp4 "Yes, it does.",Track2_Testing_06408.mp4 I just want you to know that I'm so happy you're going to be here. ,Track2_Testing_06409.mp4 "I CAN DIAL 911 AT THE PRESS OF A BUTTON, YOU KNOW. NOW, GO AWAY! ",Track2_Testing_06410.mp4 "Oh, sure. My partner used to have that. He's dead now. ",Track2_Testing_06411.mp4 "My dad, the police, a doctor.",Track2_Testing_06412.mp4 And it doesn't matter where it's from. It always worked.,Track2_Testing_06413.mp4 "NO, A CAR BACKFIRED, BUT... I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS TAKING A SHOT AT ME AND, RACH, I, I SURVIVED. AND I WAS FILLED WITH THIS, THIS GREAT RESPECT FOR LIFE. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE EVERY MOMENT. I WANT TO SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY. I AM SEEING EVERYTHING SO, SO CLEARLY NOW. BECAUSE A CAR BACKFIRED? ",Track2_Testing_06414.mp4 "Do you really think that someone young and beautiful like that is gonna fall in love with a rich, older person?",Track2_Testing_06415.mp4 "MMM. YEAH, SURE. WHY, YOU WANT TO CALL YOUR MOM? ",Track2_Testing_06416.mp4 "YEAH. WHO'S WORKING FOR YOU, BABE? ",Track2_Testing_06417.mp4 THEY'RE NOT EVEN PAYING YOU. THIS DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A REAL MOVIE. ,Track2_Testing_06418.mp4 I recently heard of an idea that could put us in the low end...,Track2_Testing_06419.mp4 "Look, thanks for all the compliments. But break into one stupid party?",Track2_Testing_06420.mp4 Look at us. Out while Penny's in the room studying. ,Track2_Testing_06421.mp4 He's our lead designer.,Track2_Testing_06422.mp4 "Well, you said he hit you in the head with a book.",Track2_Testing_06423.mp4 You are unbelievable. I don't know why I put up with you. ,Track2_Testing_06424.mp4 "[ Sighs ] I thought I did, too, but it turns out I didn't.",Track2_Testing_06425.mp4 "Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project, a girlfriend who lived with me, and my good friend Raj right across the hall. ",Track2_Testing_06426.mp4 "NO, I-I LIVE WITH PHOEBE. ",Track2_Testing_06427.mp4 "HEY-- THERE WAS ONE ITALIAN GUY, OKAY? AND DO YOU EVEN HAVE A POINT? ",Track2_Testing_06428.mp4 I COULD EAT SOME CHICKEN. ,Track2_Testing_06429.mp4 YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ],Track2_Testing_06430.mp4 For a purpose.,Track2_Testing_06431.mp4 "Well, I'm tired of telling you you're always right,",Track2_Testing_06432.mp4 "I mean, if you were gonna live here yourself, I'd say go for it.",Track2_Testing_06433.mp4 "I know it hurts now,sweetheart, but that's how you know it wasa relationship worth having.",Track2_Testing_06434.mp4 You know digital alcohol is never a solution. ,Track2_Testing_06435.mp4 Oh. No.,Track2_Testing_06436.mp4 Your sister's here. They'll be fine.,Track2_Testing_06437.mp4 Of course I did. I thought you forgot.,Track2_Testing_06438.mp4 """JOEY.... SWITZERLAND?"" ",Track2_Testing_06439.mp4 WHERE'S HE OFF TO?,Track2_Testing_06440.mp4 "There's chapters about potty training, and bed-wetting and... ",Track2_Testing_06441.mp4 No problem. ,Track2_Testing_06442.mp4 "No, sweetheart.",Track2_Testing_06443.mp4 "To comfort you, of course. No, that's not going to work at all. I'll comfort you from over here. Leonard, what you're experiencing is a classic Jungian crisis... ...in which the aging individual mourns the loss... ...of the never-to-be-realized ideal family unit. ",Track2_Testing_06444.mp4 "All right, well, I guess I'll just have to do what I do on dates. ",Track2_Testing_06445.mp4 I'm not sleepy.,Track2_Testing_06446.mp4 "WELL... AND THEN I REALIZED,",Track2_Testing_06447.mp4 Beautiful model. Gorgeous.,Track2_Testing_06448.mp4 "Uh, how about this one? ""The secret to her chocolate-chip cookies was a dash of salt --""",Track2_Testing_06449.mp4 "NO, THEY GAVE US GLASSES WITH LIPSTICK ON THEM. I MEAN... IF THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE GLASSES WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY DIDN'T CHANGE. OH, COME ON, SWEETIE. I JUST WANT THIS WEEKEND TO BE PERFECT, OKAY. WE CAN CHANGE ROOMS, CAN'T WE? ",Track2_Testing_06450.mp4 "- Really? - No, I do six things. First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her. Next, I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh. ",Track2_Testing_06451.mp4 IT'S MINE NOW!,Track2_Testing_06452.mp4 "Yeah, me too. Well, um, good night. Good night. ",Track2_Testing_06453.mp4 Don't you think Mom will get annoyed when she sees you being rude to an old friend?,Track2_Testing_06454.mp4 "Is, uh, Phoebe here? ",Track2_Testing_06455.mp4 "Oh, no, no, not Leslie. No. She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet. ",Track2_Testing_06456.mp4 Deal.,Track2_Testing_06457.mp4 I GOT ALL THIS-THIS BUILT-UP FLIRTING ENERGY AND-AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF IT. HOW YOU DOIN'? ,Track2_Testing_06458.mp4 I walk the lanes. I play two or three warm-up games.,Track2_Testing_06459.mp4 They do men's and women's hair in the same room at the same time. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse. ,Track2_Testing_06460.mp4 (gasps) Oooh.,Track2_Testing_06461.mp4 "-Come on, I hardly get a chance to play. -You poor thing. ",Track2_Testing_06462.mp4 Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters.,Track2_Testing_06463.mp4 "As long as it has a home theater, a video game system ",Track2_Testing_06464.mp4 I AM NOT...LOUD.,Track2_Testing_06465.mp4 "I used to imagine the wind blowing through my perm,blasting some hall and oates,maybe horsing around with my Mr. Microphone.",Track2_Testing_06466.mp4 "Feel free to jump in. ""Hmm"" is all I got. ",Track2_Testing_06467.mp4 I'M NOT PROUD OF MY BEHAVIOR TODAY.,Track2_Testing_06468.mp4 He might have dumped me.,Track2_Testing_06469.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_06470.mp4 "Sneaking off with your phone, the clean hair, your one bra that fits properly -- spill.",Track2_Testing_06471.mp4 YOU SHOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND. ,Track2_Testing_06472.mp4 "WELL, I'LL LAY SOME TOWELS DOWN. YOU DRAIN THE TUB.",Track2_Testing_06473.mp4 WHICH I HOPE IT DOES.,Track2_Testing_06474.mp4 "I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I TRIED TO STOP, BUT I COULDN'T. I'M SO PATHETIC. ",Track2_Testing_06475.mp4 "Yeah, it's actually our first official date. ",Track2_Testing_06476.mp4 Are you aware that there are,Track2_Testing_06477.mp4 -Why? -Doesn't say. Must be an emergency. Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8... ...and move my bowels at 8:20. ,Track2_Testing_06478.mp4 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.,Track2_Testing_06479.mp4 Did you feel guilty after kissing her? ,Track2_Testing_06480.mp4 Who dies? ,Track2_Testing_06481.mp4 "Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh.",Track2_Testing_06482.mp4 SHOULDN'T YOU BE STUDYING?,Track2_Testing_06483.mp4 You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car.,Track2_Testing_06484.mp4 I am so comfortable with your sexuality.,Track2_Testing_06485.mp4 "They were really dirty,and your mom found a pole.",Track2_Testing_06486.mp4 "I have so much, and she has nothing.",Track2_Testing_06487.mp4 - What? - How's it going with Drake? ,Track2_Testing_06488.mp4 Because this one is now! ,Track2_Testing_06489.mp4 Never did catch what you do. Didn't you?,Track2_Testing_06490.mp4 Can I ask you a question? ,Track2_Testing_06491.mp4 "Um, not today.",Track2_Testing_06492.mp4 They don't call me Filament Dunphy for nothing.,Track2_Testing_06493.mp4 "Greetings, Mary Cooper. I am Spock. ",Track2_Testing_06494.mp4 Maybe because the two of us being there would make them feel awkward. ,Track2_Testing_06495.mp4 "I'd hate for you to loseyour head, like I lost my si--",Track2_Testing_06496.mp4 Word.,Track2_Testing_06497.mp4 "AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IN HERE ANYONE WHO... STANDS ERECT... SO, WHAT'S NEW? STILL, UH... ",Track2_Testing_06498.mp4 "Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp. It's Wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one. ",Track2_Testing_06499.mp4 "Apparently, your valedictorian is a chimp.",Track2_Testing_06500.mp4 "No, these aren't all my suitcases. This one's Paulo's. ",Track2_Testing_06501.mp4 "Well, if I'm being honest, your writing sample's actually pretty good.",Track2_Testing_06502.mp4 "OKAY, IT'S NOT. ",Track2_Testing_06503.mp4 "And then I was like, “chew on that!”",Track2_Testing_06504.mp4 "这就正是我在说的 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 什么样的男人会做精致的法式饼干呢? What kind of a guy makes delicate French cookies? Huh? 看起来根本不像是男性化 雄纠纠的饼干 有那种… They're not even butch, manly cookies with... 你知道的 大块咬的快感 You know, with chunks. ",Track2_Testing_06505.mp4 I'd have quit years ago if you weren't here.,Track2_Testing_06506.mp4 All right. Thanks for ruining lobster for me. ,Track2_Testing_06507.mp4 "HI, BEN. ",Track2_Testing_06508.mp4 "OH, NO, IT ISN'T! I THINK BARRY IS SEEING SOMEONE IN THE CITY. ",Track2_Testing_06509.mp4 "WHAT DO YOU SAY MAYBE SOME TIME, I HOLD YOUR GUN? ",Track2_Testing_06510.mp4 This is my one shot at a real career.,Track2_Testing_06511.mp4 "Listen, this is really nice. Did you write a check to Monica for $2000? Did Monica borrow money from you? ",Track2_Testing_06512.mp4 "Okay, Lily's day. You're right. You know what? It's gonna be a great day.",Track2_Testing_06513.mp4 We agreed that you'd be the one,Track2_Testing_06514.mp4 All of a sudden...,Track2_Testing_06515.mp4 "Right! They work 24/7, and you don't have to buy them a birthday cake.",Track2_Testing_06516.mp4 "我是说 那就像一个女人想要成为… I mean, it's like if a woman wanted to be... ",Track2_Testing_06517.mp4 I'd get mocked? Only by the cool kids.,Track2_Testing_06518.mp4 Mmm. They're gonna be crushed.They've waited so long for this baby.,Track2_Testing_06519.mp4 Why do you have a storage unit? ,Track2_Testing_06520.mp4 Read the e-mails your mother and I have sent.,Track2_Testing_06521.mp4 "WELL, LOTS OF PEOPLE. LOOK. ARE YOU COMING TO THE MEMORIAL SERVICE OR NOT? ",Track2_Testing_06522.mp4 BUT PART OF ME THINKS IT'S AN INTERVENTION FOR MOM.,Track2_Testing_06523.mp4 You're the only one who eats them! ,Track2_Testing_06524.mp4 I'm a helper of people.,Track2_Testing_06525.mp4 Would make your father happy for the rest of his life.,Track2_Testing_06526.mp4 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY PLACE WORKING AT JOE'S SCHOOL.,Track2_Testing_06527.mp4 Me? What did I do? ,Track2_Testing_06528.mp4 What are you kidding? ,Track2_Testing_06529.mp4 We haven't had a chance to talk about anything since you got back.,Track2_Testing_06530.mp4 "Okay, Leonard, if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going... ...you're allowed to say something. ",Track2_Testing_06531.mp4 Haley. But it's not like I'm dying.,Track2_Testing_06532.mp4 "You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment... ...including the label-maker... ...but you didn't have 10 seconds to make one that said, ""Urine cup""? ",Track2_Testing_06533.mp4 It's kind of where I make most of my money.,Track2_Testing_06534.mp4 I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING AND I LOOK AT MY LIFE... ,Track2_Testing_06535.mp4 "Haley, honey, I need you to do something for me.",Track2_Testing_06536.mp4 There you go.,Track2_Testing_06537.mp4 The problem is I wanna be one of those guys. ,Track2_Testing_06538.mp4 He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever! ,Track2_Testing_06539.mp4 "And I didn't know it at the time, but in a lot of ways, it was the perfect goodbye.",Track2_Testing_06540.mp4 OR EVERYTHING EVERYBODY SAYS ABOUT ME IS TRUE --,Track2_Testing_06541.mp4 Really? You're still going?,Track2_Testing_06542.mp4 "-No, I actually came to talk to you. -How nice. ",Track2_Testing_06543.mp4 "Better put it on the list. If you wash my underwear with regular soap, I get little bumps on my tuchus. ",Track2_Testing_06544.mp4 "Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. You're not holding up your end of the evening. ",Track2_Testing_06545.mp4 YOU NEED TO GET OVER THIS GUY AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.,Track2_Testing_06546.mp4 You? I dug a pretty big hole for myself with those insult jokes this morning.,Track2_Testing_06547.mp4 "Oh, honey, that was you? You gonna be okay?",Track2_Testing_06548.mp4 I know a lot of people here. They pulled me away.,Track2_Testing_06549.mp4 SO YOU-YOU THINK SHE'S FAKING? ,Track2_Testing_06550.mp4 UH... WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? [ SIGHS ],Track2_Testing_06551.mp4 "Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant, so my hours are different-- ",Track2_Testing_06552.mp4 "OH. UM, HE GAVE ME THIS CARD, BUT HE WRITES LIKE A DOCTOR.",Track2_Testing_06553.mp4 [ Groans ] Getting tired.,Track2_Testing_06554.mp4 BUT I DON'T WANT A LOT OF JUDGMENT AND CRITICISM.AND YOU CAME TO ME?,Track2_Testing_06555.mp4 I KNOW I'M ALL THEY HAVE NOW.,Track2_Testing_06556.mp4 "Shelly, I'm so proud of you and Leonard for getting this award. ",Track2_Testing_06557.mp4 "Okay, this is a disaster.",Track2_Testing_06558.mp4 No. I'm feeling really weird.,Track2_Testing_06559.mp4 I have a kind-of-sort-of boyfriend playing with a model train right now. You don't hear me bitching about it. A word of advice. Moody self-obsession is only attractive... ...in men who can play guitar and are considerably taller than you. ,Track2_Testing_06560.mp4 "Sorry, fireman habit.",Track2_Testing_06561.mp4 "Great. So if Pepper doesn't buy the house today, you agree to stop letting him string you along and drop him as a client.",Track2_Testing_06562.mp4 I should be ready to kill myself any day now. ,Track2_Testing_06563.mp4 "Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge! I heard the crowd sings along and stuff. ",Track2_Testing_06564.mp4 I didn't even wear a wedding dress when i married Phil.,Track2_Testing_06565.mp4 Why?,Track2_Testing_06566.mp4 "Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship. ",Track2_Testing_06567.mp4 Did you know she's going to school to become a microbiologist? ,Track2_Testing_06568.mp4 "I DEFINITELY DID, YEAH. GOOD.",Track2_Testing_06569.mp4 I just lost six weeks of school to mono.,Track2_Testing_06570.mp4 "Okay, don't worry.This time, we'll share it.",Track2_Testing_06571.mp4 It's a legitimate learning technique. ,Track2_Testing_06572.mp4 Why did you say you'd go with your dad?,Track2_Testing_06573.mp4 Buddies don't find that many opportunities to skinny-dip together.,Track2_Testing_06574.mp4 "Actually, in Oklahoma, smoking is legal in offices with fewer than 15 people. ",Track2_Testing_06575.mp4 WOULD YOU RELAX? I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. THIS IS HOW HE WEARS IT. HOW WHO WEARS IT? ,Track2_Testing_06576.mp4 YOU STILL THERE? ,Track2_Testing_06577.mp4 They should marry and have more children. ,Track2_Testing_06578.mp4 "It is, but there's construction, so I got to -- got to go around.",Track2_Testing_06579.mp4 THE TOMATOES ARE SQUISHING. ,Track2_Testing_06580.mp4 -He got scared.,Track2_Testing_06581.mp4 What did I do? ,Track2_Testing_06582.mp4 STUPID. THAT WAS STUPID TO EVEN ASK.,Track2_Testing_06583.mp4 Now we got a groove.,Track2_Testing_06584.mp4 "NO, NO, JOEY. ",Track2_Testing_06585.mp4 """You messed with the wrong girl.",Track2_Testing_06586.mp4 "You know, do you want to join me?",Track2_Testing_06587.mp4 Everything looks exactly the same. Except for the fence.,Track2_Testing_06588.mp4 "That's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, we sing, uh... ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay... ♪ ",Track2_Testing_06589.mp4 "Oh, you mean boring.",Track2_Testing_06590.mp4 What's with the pause? No.,Track2_Testing_06591.mp4 I just have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part. ,Track2_Testing_06592.mp4 If you had ripped jeans and a leather jacket... ...you'd be the toughest kid on the Disney Channel. So anything else planned for tonight? ,Track2_Testing_06593.mp4 What is her name?,Track2_Testing_06594.mp4 "Oh, no. It's fine where it is.",Track2_Testing_06595.mp4 TO TALK TO CHANDLER. ,Track2_Testing_06596.mp4 Very well. Enjoy yourself. ,Track2_Testing_06597.mp4 This is silly. I have nothing to worry about. ,Track2_Testing_06598.mp4 Yeah. Please try to have fun tonight.,Track2_Testing_06599.mp4 What do you think you're doing? ,Track2_Testing_06600.mp4 I bet she was the one who gave me that flat tire.,Track2_Testing_06601.mp4 "HEY, WHY ARE YOU MOPPING YOUR CEILING? ",Track2_Testing_06602.mp4 Did you see how that happened?,Track2_Testing_06603.mp4 "Nice house, by the way. Thanks.",Track2_Testing_06604.mp4 "Chandler, don't joke with me. Okay? I'm very, very upset right now. ",Track2_Testing_06605.mp4 "He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN. ",Track2_Testing_06606.mp4 "Okay, look, just do it gently. ",Track2_Testing_06607.mp4 It was the only option. ,Track2_Testing_06608.mp4 [ Sighs ][ Quietly ] What is shedoing here?,Track2_Testing_06609.mp4 Are you feeling bad?,Track2_Testing_06610.mp4 "YEAH, LIKE WHEN WE HAD TO SIT THROUGH THAT",Track2_Testing_06611.mp4 "Ello, Phil Dunphy's office.",Track2_Testing_06612.mp4 "And if you don't like her husband, maybe she'll stop liking me.",Track2_Testing_06613.mp4 Because you seem a little...,Track2_Testing_06614.mp4 "You know, I would have probably gone with something like...",Track2_Testing_06615.mp4 Smiley face.,Track2_Testing_06616.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE PIZZA? ,Track2_Testing_06617.mp4 And TaskRabbit for stuff around the house.,Track2_Testing_06618.mp4 I started with an earring.,Track2_Testing_06619.mp4 Then you've gotta let them go. ,Track2_Testing_06620.mp4 That's where we should go.,Track2_Testing_06621.mp4 Uh-huh.,Track2_Testing_06622.mp4 How much will it hurt? ,Track2_Testing_06623.mp4 "I should hope so. When she called me an insensitive jerk, I'd like to think she meant it. ",Track2_Testing_06624.mp4 "Post-Watergate, people wanted transparency.",Track2_Testing_06625.mp4 那又如何?他很聪明 资历又符合 So what? He's smart. He's qualified. 给我一个理由为什么我们不能试用他 Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out. ,Track2_Testing_06626.mp4 I don't really understand how...,Track2_Testing_06627.mp4 "Oh, God! Whoa!",Track2_Testing_06628.mp4 "The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly 11 hours. I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity. ",Track2_Testing_06629.mp4 "No, no, no. Let me start again. In 1935, Erwin Schrödinger.... ",Track2_Testing_06630.mp4 I have been sweatingever since I got here.,Track2_Testing_06631.mp4 "NO, YOU CAN'T. ",Track2_Testing_06632.mp4 "I MEAN, YOU'RE CREEPING UP TO IT.",Track2_Testing_06633.mp4 "Oh, you know what? You're good. You're very good.",Track2_Testing_06634.mp4 But we just got tattoos. Wouldn't we be concerned about bacterial infection? ,Track2_Testing_06635.mp4 "HEY, GUYS. ",Track2_Testing_06636.mp4 "Oh, my God, you stole her award. ",Track2_Testing_06637.mp4 But it saved the lives of a bunch of astronauts.,Track2_Testing_06638.mp4 "Jay, enough. Halloween is over.",Track2_Testing_06639.mp4 Some lame excuse about getting attacked by bees.,Track2_Testing_06640.mp4 Saturday night is my party night. ,Track2_Testing_06641.mp4 "I'm an environmental lawyer, so, you know, I'm pretty green.",Track2_Testing_06642.mp4 One more time from the top! I like big butts And I cannot lie You other brothers... ,Track2_Testing_06643.mp4 Sure. What is it? ,Track2_Testing_06644.mp4 BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A GIRL.,Track2_Testing_06645.mp4 "Oh, spare me.",Track2_Testing_06646.mp4 Really? Yeah.,Track2_Testing_06647.mp4 "Well, I would have been here sooner... ...but for some reason your home isn't on this map of Hollywood stars. ",Track2_Testing_06648.mp4 I'm just trying to tell you how i feel.,Track2_Testing_06649.mp4 "[ Voice breaking ] I guess it's, you know,",Track2_Testing_06650.mp4 What do we got here?,Track2_Testing_06651.mp4 "FIRST WE'LL START WITH A LITTLE CLUB SODA AND SALT. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO... ",Track2_Testing_06652.mp4 "As long as you don't feel it running down your pants, you're fine. ",Track2_Testing_06653.mp4 "Then stack the deck. Cheat, lie, I don't care. I want grandkids and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels. ",Track2_Testing_06654.mp4 "I love your enthusiasm.Uh, before I go off in the wrong direction, how about an example?",Track2_Testing_06655.mp4 "Yeah, sit down, sit down.",Track2_Testing_06656.mp4 You know from experience this table cannot support both our weight. So how's the detector going? ,Track2_Testing_06657.mp4 Is that my ass? ,Track2_Testing_06658.mp4 Gloria!,Track2_Testing_06659.mp4 [ Clears throat ] I love you.,Track2_Testing_06660.mp4 Do you think there comes a point in life when it stops feeling bad to be left out of things? ,Track2_Testing_06661.mp4 "Oh, all right. You got me. I killed shel.All right? I'm sorry. It was an accident.",Track2_Testing_06662.mp4 "Okay, nice and cozy. ",Track2_Testing_06663.mp4 he seemed completely disinterested...,Track2_Testing_06664.mp4 "Okay, so that's another $500. ",Track2_Testing_06665.mp4 But he's the same. ,Track2_Testing_06666.mp4 "Okay, i have to ask... Did you cheat?",Track2_Testing_06667.mp4 She was just hard on you because sh-she believed in you so much.,Track2_Testing_06668.mp4 "Well, yeah. One of us has to keep an open mind. ",Track2_Testing_06669.mp4 "The heart wants what the heart wants, Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_06670.mp4 "Hey, let's not pull at that thread. ",Track2_Testing_06671.mp4 ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLIE?,Track2_Testing_06672.mp4 -How many of these can you make a day? -Mm. About 20. ,Track2_Testing_06673.mp4 "I need one secondo, huh?",Track2_Testing_06674.mp4 But I don't know how I come back from this one.,Track2_Testing_06675.mp4 "SO I'VE DONE MY PART, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_06676.mp4 "I want to meet Hugh Jackman! I do, too. I do, too.",Track2_Testing_06677.mp4 "OTHERWISE, MY WATCH WOULD FALL OFF. ",Track2_Testing_06678.mp4 Don't worry. You'll meet someone else.,Track2_Testing_06679.mp4 No! No! This -- This can't be happening to me again.,Track2_Testing_06680.mp4 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY THEY TRASHED ME. ,Track2_Testing_06681.mp4 I question your premise. How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out... ...in front of a ballroom full of people? ,Track2_Testing_06682.mp4 What good is it if you don't use it? ,Track2_Testing_06683.mp4 "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, GOD. I HOPE YOU HAVE JUICE.",Track2_Testing_06684.mp4 "FOR A WORD YOU DON'T USE, I'M SURE HEARING IT A LOT.",Track2_Testing_06685.mp4 Ugh.,Track2_Testing_06686.mp4 What if that happens to you and daddy?,Track2_Testing_06687.mp4 You would just replace them with Morris Pasternak's?,Track2_Testing_06688.mp4 "Do you think you can handle it,",Track2_Testing_06689.mp4 "Yeah, I wouldn't know about that. ",Track2_Testing_06690.mp4 "Okay, um...",Track2_Testing_06691.mp4 "No, your advice was great. ",Track2_Testing_06692.mp4 What is this case doing here?,Track2_Testing_06693.mp4 "Thanks, dude. This is great! ",Track2_Testing_06694.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ,Track2_Testing_06695.mp4 I hear you broke up with Amy. ,Track2_Testing_06696.mp4 I think we may have done it this time. ,Track2_Testing_06697.mp4 YOU-YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. ,Track2_Testing_06698.mp4 Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.,Track2_Testing_06699.mp4 I CAN'T SMELL YOUR SANDWICH? ,Track2_Testing_06700.mp4 "Dude, there are so many cool things we could be doing tonight. Look. At the Glendale Galleria: ""Put on your best zoot suit. It's a salute to swing music... ",Track2_Testing_06701.mp4 ...I got caught up in a little wedding fever. I take it back. ,Track2_Testing_06702.mp4 I'm not used to that. I just whiffed.,Track2_Testing_06703.mp4 You know what? I'm done trying.,Track2_Testing_06704.mp4 I understand. ,Track2_Testing_06705.mp4 "Hey, here he is!",Track2_Testing_06706.mp4 "NOT REALLY, NO.",Track2_Testing_06707.mp4 I don't understand. Is this a way to break in new shoes? ,Track2_Testing_06708.mp4 I love all my children equally.,Track2_Testing_06709.mp4 I am ready.,Track2_Testing_06710.mp4 ONE PERSON'S GROSS IS ANOTHER PERSON'S BEAUTIFUL.,Track2_Testing_06711.mp4 "Oh. That's nice, but it's just gonna be a room full of boring old men. ",Track2_Testing_06712.mp4 So Femivra's triphasic design provides balanced hormonal exposure. ,Track2_Testing_06713.mp4 The black-and-white commercial would have models turning into panthers.,Track2_Testing_06714.mp4 Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day. ,Track2_Testing_06715.mp4 "Well, yeah. ",Track2_Testing_06716.mp4 HEY... I JUST... I JUST WANTED TO COME OVER ,Track2_Testing_06717.mp4 "Isn't that the place, uh, Jen Aniston goes to after her divorces? Yes.",Track2_Testing_06718.mp4 "WELL, YEAH, HE WAS -- HE WAS SADDER THAN I IMAGINED,",Track2_Testing_06719.mp4 "YOU KNOW, BIRDS HAVE A VERY GOOD SENSE OF DIRECTION. I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY COULD HELP US FIND WHERE THE PRESENTS ARE HIDDEN. ",Track2_Testing_06720.mp4 "Oh, Sheldon, this is the perfect end to a perfect night. ",Track2_Testing_06721.mp4 I went to college in the '70s; it was a hairier time. I'm gonna say yes. ,Track2_Testing_06722.mp4 "WELL, PEOPLE MISSED YOU IN THERE. AND IN FACT, THERE WAS ACTUALLY A REQUEST FOR ""SMELLY CAT."" ",Track2_Testing_06723.mp4 "Sweetie, you know you're supposed to wear clothes under the graduation gown. ",Track2_Testing_06724.mp4 It smells so purple.,Track2_Testing_06725.mp4 Get Cam's phone. Check his texts.,Track2_Testing_06726.mp4 "Yes! We can be like Inspector Tortuga, the turtle detective in Uncle Alvaro's popular children's book.",Track2_Testing_06727.mp4 "I'M SORRY. LOOK, I KNOW THIS CAN'T BRING HIM BACK, BUT, HERE. IT'S JUST A GESTURE. ",Track2_Testing_06728.mp4 Okay. I was just checking. ,Track2_Testing_06729.mp4 "Oh, my God! I'm gonna miss you so much! ",Track2_Testing_06730.mp4 HERE.,Track2_Testing_06731.mp4 "Actually, Raj ordered it. He made me promise to wait till he was here. ",Track2_Testing_06732.mp4 Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle. ,Track2_Testing_06733.mp4 Can we talk out here?,Track2_Testing_06734.mp4 I just don't understand why you invited him to my house.,Track2_Testing_06735.mp4 Guess who got the big listing on Westmount today.,Track2_Testing_06736.mp4 I'm gonna do that one again when there's more people around.,Track2_Testing_06737.mp4 I am not the woman that does your eyebrows.,Track2_Testing_06738.mp4 WE JUST HAD TO PICK THEM UP FROM THE DRY CLEANER.,Track2_Testing_06739.mp4 And do you have any Cohiba Robustos?,Track2_Testing_06740.mp4 Hey!,Track2_Testing_06741.mp4 Who do you think you are? Who are you to decide... what messages I should or should not get?! ,Track2_Testing_06742.mp4 I don't know.,Track2_Testing_06743.mp4 BIG FAMILY DINNER TONIGHT? ,Track2_Testing_06744.mp4 OH. TELL ME ABOUT THESE FELLAS.,Track2_Testing_06745.mp4 "As we say where I'm from, you don't teach your dog to play the banjo and then skip the talent show.",Track2_Testing_06746.mp4 HUH.,Track2_Testing_06747.mp4 "Although, I-I guess it wouldn't hurt us if we were actuallylighter.",Track2_Testing_06748.mp4 We'll do something. Awesome!,Track2_Testing_06749.mp4 Something to remember me by. ,Track2_Testing_06750.mp4 Did I ever tell you about David Anthony? He used to call me “cam the ham.”,Track2_Testing_06751.mp4 Who is this?,Track2_Testing_06752.mp4 "Oh, wait. Stop, stop, stop. ",Track2_Testing_06753.mp4 BUT I LIKE FOOTBALL.,Track2_Testing_06754.mp4 RUNNING THE ARTFUL LODGER.,Track2_Testing_06755.mp4 Okay. Count of three.,Track2_Testing_06756.mp4 Joey's bare ass. ,Track2_Testing_06757.mp4 Wei/...,Track2_Testing_06758.mp4 Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz? ,Track2_Testing_06759.mp4 ...have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors... ...are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size? ,Track2_Testing_06760.mp4 "UM, WELL, I DON'T REALLY. JUST GENETICALLY. HE'S KIND OF MY DAD TOO. ",Track2_Testing_06761.mp4 "So, tomorrow -- No, no!",Track2_Testing_06762.mp4 "Okay. Okay. I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, I'll call her cell. ",Track2_Testing_06763.mp4 Listen.,Track2_Testing_06764.mp4 I'LL JUST RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME. ,Track2_Testing_06765.mp4 All right. ,Track2_Testing_06766.mp4 It's a coffee can. Aw.,Track2_Testing_06767.mp4 "Well, what did you say? ",Track2_Testing_06768.mp4 "Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all. Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson. ",Track2_Testing_06769.mp4 "Oh. Uh, we need to make a quick stop.I gotta pick up my new glasses. No can do.",Track2_Testing_06770.mp4 "OH, TOO SOON, TOO SCHMOON. FACE IT, HONEY-- I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY THIS TIME. I HEAR YOU... ",Track2_Testing_06771.mp4 YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR.,Track2_Testing_06772.mp4 "Wow, you really are a genius. ",Track2_Testing_06773.mp4 Did you take that tape? ,Track2_Testing_06774.mp4 "It was great meeting you, Phil. You too, Dave.",Track2_Testing_06775.mp4 I love your flower jeans. Oh.,Track2_Testing_06776.mp4 "You don't see it, do you? We're losing her. ",Track2_Testing_06777.mp4 JUST US. ,Track2_Testing_06778.mp4 "HEY, CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ",Track2_Testing_06779.mp4 THAT WOULD BE GREAT! WAIT. HOW LONG IS DENISE GONE FOR? ,Track2_Testing_06780.mp4 "Mom, you're freaking me out. Just do it.",Track2_Testing_06781.mp4 Do you hear something? ,Track2_Testing_06782.mp4 "Look, I admit I haven't always been the best friend I could be. ",Track2_Testing_06783.mp4 "Oh, I tripped!",Track2_Testing_06784.mp4 "Dad, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't be where we are today.",Track2_Testing_06785.mp4 "Aah! Yes, you did! You turned it on, and now the propeller's all tangled up! Why would i do that?",Track2_Testing_06786.mp4 "You know, thanks to you, we've gotten rid of all the distractions -- no more ping-pong tables, squirt guns.",Track2_Testing_06787.mp4 "Uh, are -- are you saying --",Track2_Testing_06788.mp4 We're good. Yeah?,Track2_Testing_06789.mp4 But now I don't date men.,Track2_Testing_06790.mp4 "Oh. Hey, Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_06791.mp4 "Lots of highly unlikely things happen. You saw what's under this robe, and you still married me. ",Track2_Testing_06792.mp4 You -- You heard that?,Track2_Testing_06793.mp4 but I would like to remind you that we made a baby together. ,Track2_Testing_06794.mp4 Okay. I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star. ,Track2_Testing_06795.mp4 How are you gonna take notes without a notebook? ,Track2_Testing_06796.mp4 Claire? Hmm?,Track2_Testing_06797.mp4 "She raised four kids, two barns and a whole lotta hell.",Track2_Testing_06798.mp4 "SO, UM, WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER I WAS THINKING ABOUT OUR FIRST NIGHT IN LONDON. ",Track2_Testing_06799.mp4 "- So you're a paleontologist, right? - Yeah. ",Track2_Testing_06800.mp4 "Oh, actually, I would. ",Track2_Testing_06801.mp4 I love that.,Track2_Testing_06802.mp4 Like you are now.,Track2_Testing_06803.mp4 WHAT THE HELL DID I KNOW? ,Track2_Testing_06804.mp4 IS THERE ANOTHER BUYER?,Track2_Testing_06805.mp4 125,Track2_Testing_06806.mp4 Oh!,Track2_Testing_06807.mp4 "He, um... He fell asleep. ",Track2_Testing_06808.mp4 And I canceled the one reservation.,Track2_Testing_06809.mp4 "Don't do that. Don't use ""The Wizard of Oz"" against me.",Track2_Testing_06810.mp4 "Yeah, you know what? I thinkI'm just feeding off the energy, because I haven'tfelt this awake in --",Track2_Testing_06811.mp4 That's not what I meant.,Track2_Testing_06812.mp4 "Are you back to spending your afternoons with the pigeons in the park, Mitchell?",Track2_Testing_06813.mp4 Cam. You know I don't think you're lazy.,Track2_Testing_06814.mp4 "PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER FOR ME THAN PAOLO EVER WAS. YOU CARE ABOUT ME, YOU'RE LOVING YOU MAKE ME LAUGH... ",Track2_Testing_06815.mp4 "And you should know that, uh...",Track2_Testing_06816.mp4 "If you manage to find a woman again, I'll be glad to return the favor. ",Track2_Testing_06817.mp4 I know you've been frustrated at work lately.,Track2_Testing_06818.mp4 Is -- Is that something that happens a lot where -- where you feel different?,Track2_Testing_06819.mp4 I couldn't enjoy my time with Denise knowing my mother needed me.,Track2_Testing_06820.mp4 "Yeah, but Sheldon and Amy were having date night and they don't need me there to make it awkward. They have each other for that. So, how was school? ",Track2_Testing_06821.mp4 "Well, I appreciate the understanding, but I'm trying to teach them a lesson.",Track2_Testing_06822.mp4 "Oh, no. Well, I'll -- I'll help you check the gym.",Track2_Testing_06823.mp4 "I WAS JUST CONFUSED ABOUT BETH,",Track2_Testing_06824.mp4 IS IT MY BREATH? ,Track2_Testing_06825.mp4 "Okay. Cam, I...",Track2_Testing_06826.mp4 You won't catch me doing that. Good for you.,Track2_Testing_06827.mp4 "We've got the moon and the trees and... ...Elizabeth McNulty, who... ...apparently died when she was the same age I am. ",Track2_Testing_06828.mp4 No! Haley!,Track2_Testing_06829.mp4 "If it was something important to you, I would support it.",Track2_Testing_06830.mp4 "Li/lom, you're obsessing over the tiniest little thing...",Track2_Testing_06831.mp4 "And I -- I was alone with her when it happened, and the family thinks that I nudged it along.",Track2_Testing_06832.mp4 "WHEN HE REALLY GETS TO KNOW HER, HUH?",Track2_Testing_06833.mp4 "NO, NO, NO, NO. TALK DIRTY. ",Track2_Testing_06834.mp4 US GETTING BACK TOGETHER IS A GOOD IDEA. ,Track2_Testing_06835.mp4 Néstor!,Track2_Testing_06836.mp4 I knew it!,Track2_Testing_06837.mp4 "YOU'LL MAKE A DAY OF IT. YOU'LL GET A BOAT, PACK A LUNCH... ",Track2_Testing_06838.mp4 "This summer, you, me, the kids...",Track2_Testing_06839.mp4 SO YOU JUST LEFT? HER PLACE WAS REALLY THAT BAD? ,Track2_Testing_06840.mp4 It's so wonderful to see you.,Track2_Testing_06841.mp4 I was just wondering if I could talk to you. ,Track2_Testing_06842.mp4 THIS'LL BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. ,Track2_Testing_06843.mp4 Let go! Get off me! What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_06844.mp4 That lunch was insane. Can you believe Mom and Dad?,Track2_Testing_06845.mp4 You know what i might try when I'm down there? Surfing.,Track2_Testing_06846.mp4 "I'm good, except, um, you still owe me a dance. ",Track2_Testing_06847.mp4 "Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let's begin. ",Track2_Testing_06848.mp4 And it looks good too.It's a real life—saver.,Track2_Testing_06849.mp4 "But what about Emma? I mean, we don't have a nanny. ",Track2_Testing_06850.mp4 We just have to be there for them.,Track2_Testing_06851.mp4 THERE WAS NO FISH WHEN SHE DROPPED IT OFF. ,Track2_Testing_06852.mp4 I LIKE THIS SONG. ,Track2_Testing_06853.mp4 I lost all confidencein George Foreman after his teeth-whitening systemburned my gums.,Track2_Testing_06854.mp4 "OKAY, RACH, BUT... ",Track2_Testing_06855.mp4 I'm just being sensitive.,Track2_Testing_06856.mp4 "Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home, so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit? ",Track2_Testing_06857.mp4 "I-I'm so damn busy trying to be the perfect mom and -- and the perfect boss, but I'm outsourcing the one job that means the most to me, and I really miss it.",Track2_Testing_06858.mp4 "I like it, I like it. Did they smell good despite their goth-like nature? ",Track2_Testing_06859.mp4 "Because it's already been 30 days, okay?",Track2_Testing_06860.mp4 Isn't that a little juvenile? ,Track2_Testing_06861.mp4 No! No.,Track2_Testing_06862.mp4 HE'LL DEAL.,Track2_Testing_06863.mp4 "OBVIOUSLY THERE WERE TWO GIFTS WRAPPED SIMILARLY,",Track2_Testing_06864.mp4 Really? Here? ,Track2_Testing_06865.mp4 "Hey, so, I was thinking later we...Oh, no. Whatever you want.Call me later, or I'll call you later or...",Track2_Testing_06866.mp4 THIS EXACT MODEL WAS CARRIED BY A MEMBER OF SEAL TEAM 6.,Track2_Testing_06867.mp4 "And, you know, we realized something on the way over, and it's a little awkward. [ Laughs ]",Track2_Testing_06868.mp4 "There it is. There they are! Oh, my God!There ya go! There ya go!",Track2_Testing_06869.mp4 I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor.,Track2_Testing_06870.mp4 Let's find out.,Track2_Testing_06871.mp4 But don't you think it'll be different when the child is ours? ,Track2_Testing_06872.mp4 "Rental car companies are a dead end, and no credit card receipts.",Track2_Testing_06873.mp4 "OH, GOD, I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME. ",Track2_Testing_06874.mp4 you can almost see a piece of the building that they shot die hard in?,Track2_Testing_06875.mp4 "I feel like I know what song that is, but I can't put my finger on it. ♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪ No. ",Track2_Testing_06876.mp4 Yellowstone national park. Mmm.,Track2_Testing_06877.mp4 What does that mean?,Track2_Testing_06878.mp4 "Well, you'll be making my appointments, uh, you'll work the phones...",Track2_Testing_06879.mp4 "Okay, that's fine, but let's try and get you out of your comfort zone. ",Track2_Testing_06880.mp4 At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.,Track2_Testing_06881.mp4 I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming. ,Track2_Testing_06882.mp4 Can I... can I help you with something? ,Track2_Testing_06883.mp4 How hard is it?,Track2_Testing_06884.mp4 "No, a guy would be saying ",Track2_Testing_06885.mp4 Let me go give that pacemaker something to do.,Track2_Testing_06886.mp4 "PRETTY COOL, HUH?",Track2_Testing_06887.mp4 Knock yourself out. ,Track2_Testing_06888.mp4 The producer from Days left a message asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's really pissed off at me. And they all got to meet Santa! ,Track2_Testing_06889.mp4 "No, l-l-listen. I-I-I don't get it.",Track2_Testing_06890.mp4 "Okay, Manny needs to see me in the garage.",Track2_Testing_06891.mp4 I can't remember a time you guys weren't in my life. ,Track2_Testing_06892.mp4 "So, Polly, tell me about yourself. ",Track2_Testing_06893.mp4 "Nope, not gonna happen. End of conversation.",Track2_Testing_06894.mp4 [ Remote thuds ]Oh!,Track2_Testing_06895.mp4 HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED.,Track2_Testing_06896.mp4 WELDER BY DAY...,Track2_Testing_06897.mp4 WHO SHOULD I BLAME? ,Track2_Testing_06898.mp4 I need to talk to you about you and your girlfriend.,Track2_Testing_06899.mp4 "OKAY, UM...",Track2_Testing_06900.mp4 You're a weird little guy. ,Track2_Testing_06901.mp4 Do you have any idea why he had his ashes sent to my dad?,Track2_Testing_06902.mp4 "but I thought it'd be nice to get to know him. Maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation. ",Track2_Testing_06903.mp4 "Yeah, fine, fine. Not perfect! But good enough. ",Track2_Testing_06904.mp4 "It said, “welcome home, master. Ruff day?”",Track2_Testing_06905.mp4 What are you doing right now? ,Track2_Testing_06906.mp4 "Oh, that is much better. Yeah, boy, if good ideas came out of your brain the way mucus comes out of your nose, we'd be in good shape. ",Track2_Testing_06907.mp4 "Hello, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_06908.mp4 MY PARENTS WILL BE SO HAPPY. ,Track2_Testing_06909.mp4 I just found out that you recommended myself... ...Dr. Hofstadter and Dr. Koothrappali to be on the short list for tenure. ,Track2_Testing_06910.mp4 Luke's always getting lockedinto something.,Track2_Testing_06911.mp4 "Hey, do you mind if I get a picture?",Track2_Testing_06912.mp4 "I hate to miss her first day, but do you mind taking Lily to school?",Track2_Testing_06913.mp4 "You know, he's outtrick-or-treatingwith his friends.",Track2_Testing_06914.mp4 [ GASPS ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!,Track2_Testing_06915.mp4 "I mean, how would you feel about driving around in the sweet ride I lost my virginy in?",Track2_Testing_06916.mp4 I don't have time for this.,Track2_Testing_06917.mp4 Still no.,Track2_Testing_06918.mp4 "Oh, please. Jotham's cheap. L'Michael has bad breath.",Track2_Testing_06919.mp4 Put it on. ,Track2_Testing_06920.mp4 "Hey, buddy. Hi.",Track2_Testing_06921.mp4 "LOOK. I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? I NEVER MEANT FOR YOU TO FIND OUT. ",Track2_Testing_06922.mp4 "OH, MY GOD.",Track2_Testing_06923.mp4 "To be honest, I didn't know you were here. ",Track2_Testing_06924.mp4 You heard what I did? ,Track2_Testing_06925.mp4 "Oh, my heavens!",Track2_Testing_06926.mp4 "Okay, let me try it this way. I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends... ...and one thing led to another and, it turns out, you're off the team. ",Track2_Testing_06927.mp4 "At least there, I can be the boss and not just the boss's daughter.",Track2_Testing_06928.mp4 We need to talk.,Track2_Testing_06929.mp4 "Okay, well, I think the centerpieces are too big. ",Track2_Testing_06930.mp4 Mitchell. Hmm?,Track2_Testing_06931.mp4 "Mm-hmm. You're Luke's dad, aren't you?",Track2_Testing_06932.mp4 "Mmm. Oh, my gosh.",Track2_Testing_06933.mp4 It's fine. It's been on for like a month. ,Track2_Testing_06934.mp4 "Well, first of all, because I made a commitment to everyone here and to you.",Track2_Testing_06935.mp4 "You know what? I hate to say it, but I don't need your approval,because I love what I do.",Track2_Testing_06936.mp4 "Oh, don't be. You get your hopes up, I knock them down. That's called teamwork. ",Track2_Testing_06937.mp4 "Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is, like, an hour away. There's no way we'll make it in time. ",Track2_Testing_06938.mp4 I never realized you were so competitive. ,Track2_Testing_06939.mp4 You must have had your hands full. ,Track2_Testing_06940.mp4 "One day, we were watching TV before dinner, and Jay says, ""Manny, hand me that thing.""",Track2_Testing_06941.mp4 "Thanks, honey. We should get those flowers in a a vase.",Track2_Testing_06942.mp4 HMM.,Track2_Testing_06943.mp4 There's no shame in admitting defeat.,Track2_Testing_06944.mp4 I am not renaming it the Harvey k. Mandelbaum memorial gym.,Track2_Testing_06945.mp4 -My career is not over. -Great. ,Track2_Testing_06946.mp4 "OH, MY GOD! ",Track2_Testing_06947.mp4 That Rolodex was full of A-list clients.,Track2_Testing_06948.mp4 I'LL BE DROWNING MY SORROWS,Track2_Testing_06949.mp4 "Hey, I was looking out for you. ",Track2_Testing_06950.mp4 "Listen, kid.",Track2_Testing_06951.mp4 "Oh, what do they look like?",Track2_Testing_06952.mp4 And your carotid artery is just one shaky scalpel away... ...from becoming the dancing fountain at Disneyland. ,Track2_Testing_06953.mp4 "I need choices, Jay.",Track2_Testing_06954.mp4 Wait. Incredible good?,Track2_Testing_06955.mp4 "We did. Um, so, dad,if I find out what Phil did with that soldering iron, I'll run it over.",Track2_Testing_06956.mp4 "Oh, I wasa big ""Flashdance"" fan.",Track2_Testing_06957.mp4 The sellers are on their way home.,Track2_Testing_06958.mp4 "How dare you, Phil?",Track2_Testing_06959.mp4 "Shouldn't be a problem, because everyone's hiding something.",Track2_Testing_06960.mp4 Of course. I didn't recognize him without his floor-length robe covered in question marks.,Track2_Testing_06961.mp4 "NO, I'M SERIOUS. THANK YOU FOR PUSHING ME.",Track2_Testing_06962.mp4 "No, honey, it's different than that.",Track2_Testing_06963.mp4 Rain is gonna fall on the crib.,Track2_Testing_06964.mp4 Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night? ,Track2_Testing_06965.mp4 "Cam, if there's a way that I could be in there with you,",Track2_Testing_06966.mp4 "Here you go, Copenhagen boy. How about a taste of Hans Christian hand grenade? ",Track2_Testing_06967.mp4 "My parents had all my relatives over. They got one of those six-foot sandwiches, and got my brother a day pass out of rehab and... ...now he's missing and the sandwich is missing, and... They're probably in Mexico by now. So humiliating. ",Track2_Testing_06968.mp4 Are you serious? ,Track2_Testing_06969.mp4 Can I tell you something without you judging me? ,Track2_Testing_06970.mp4 Wait. You actually sent boob pics?,Track2_Testing_06971.mp4 "Uh, hey, this is gonna sound really gross, but I have a Band-Aid on my hand, it's on a super-hairy spot, and I know it's gonna sting.",Track2_Testing_06972.mp4 I think it's very cute. ,Track2_Testing_06973.mp4 -Glad we cleared that up. -Yeah. ,Track2_Testing_06974.mp4 "WELL, I DID ONE TIME AND I WANT TO START DOING IT MORE. SEE, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. I SEE. ",Track2_Testing_06975.mp4 "Raoul Matadoré, hotel owner, like Andy Garcia --",Track2_Testing_06976.mp4 "I'm sorry, have I been complaining about it too much? ",Track2_Testing_06977.mp4 - A mermaid costume? - Hand-sewn from my own design.,Track2_Testing_06978.mp4 "I think I'm winning, so big fan of the system right now.",Track2_Testing_06979.mp4 What happened? ,Track2_Testing_06980.mp4 "WELL, I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE KIND OF SEXY IF YOU WORE MINE TONIGHT AT DINNER. ",Track2_Testing_06981.mp4 "So, to what do I owe the pleasure? ",Track2_Testing_06982.mp4 [ grunting ] It won't budge!,Track2_Testing_06983.mp4 She's only gonna stay here until she can support herself doing improv.,Track2_Testing_06984.mp4 Manny... is there anything that you need to tell me?,Track2_Testing_06985.mp4 I'm still pretty tired out from this afternoon. ,Track2_Testing_06986.mp4 "HEY, TIMMY... ",Track2_Testing_06987.mp4 It's crazy.,Track2_Testing_06988.mp4 "Oh, really? You think so? It's not too much with the cape?",Track2_Testing_06989.mp4 "Careful. Well, obviously, the gun won't be loaded.",Track2_Testing_06990.mp4 "Uh-huh. ..had Campari and haggled with a handsy gay landlord, took the swing apart, loaded it in a van, ran out of gas in the desert, got harassed by a shady state trooper, and drove back with a blinding migraine.",Track2_Testing_06991.mp4 "Well, how about this year, instead of Santa we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? ",Track2_Testing_06992.mp4 "Uh, turn it that way.",Track2_Testing_06993.mp4 -...if I want a beverage? -Usually lemonade? ,Track2_Testing_06994.mp4 I haven't even started painting the mural above the baby's crib yet.,Track2_Testing_06995.mp4 I'll put a desk in the copy room.,Track2_Testing_06996.mp4 "WELL, NEITHER DO I. ",Track2_Testing_06997.mp4 "Okay. Uh, how about, uh... that guy over there?",Track2_Testing_06998.mp4 How dare you invite your father without consulting me! ,Track2_Testing_06999.mp4 "Okay. Uh, so, dad, the cribs are over there.",Track2_Testing_07000.mp4 "Please, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_07001.mp4 "I MEAN, IT'S BETTER THAN YOU JUST MOVING HERE 'CAUSE IT'S US TOGETHER FOREVER ",Track2_Testing_07002.mp4 JUST FIVE. FIVE LAYERS.,Track2_Testing_07003.mp4 Why would you want to do that? ,Track2_Testing_07004.mp4 I'll come by your house around 11:30 with the ladder?,Track2_Testing_07005.mp4 "Okay, you know what, Mitchell? It's not about you.",Track2_Testing_07006.mp4 "Listen, you are hearing one side of the story. ",Track2_Testing_07007.mp4 "YEAH. NO, I KNOW. I'M JUST NERVOUS. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW... MOM'S DEAD, DON'T TALK TO MY SISTER... GRANDMA'S BEEN SLEEPING A LOT LATELY. ",Track2_Testing_07008.mp4 IN TWO HOTEL ROOMS THIS ENTIRE TIME.,Track2_Testing_07009.mp4 "YEAH, WELL, I HAD A BIG MEAL ON MONDAY. SO THAT'S JUST GOING TO GET ME STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WEEK. ",Track2_Testing_07010.mp4 You know what?,Track2_Testing_07011.mp4 Nothing. Unless you can build me a time machine.,Track2_Testing_07012.mp4 WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE... ,Track2_Testing_07013.mp4 "Okay, Bob, listen, uh... I'm the reason you didn't get the job up here. ",Track2_Testing_07014.mp4 "I am sorry that I was mean, and I am sorry that you don't have the biggest pumpkin anymore.",Track2_Testing_07015.mp4 "OH, HI. ",Track2_Testing_07016.mp4 -You're asking me to keep a secret? -Yeah. ,Track2_Testing_07017.mp4 "30 years from now, if you're still single and things don't work out with me and Bernadette... you and I can give it a go. ",Track2_Testing_07018.mp4 Hey! Come on in! It's open!,Track2_Testing_07019.mp4 "Okay, so five quick songs, then?",Track2_Testing_07020.mp4 This is perfect. Some civilian just yakked in the rink.,Track2_Testing_07021.mp4 Your dresser? Who is this? ,Track2_Testing_07022.mp4 WAIT A SECOND. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO HERE. ,Track2_Testing_07023.mp4 "He played a doctor on a soap opera once, and he kept the coat.",Track2_Testing_07024.mp4 "Luke to the 14th,",Track2_Testing_07025.mp4 And why exactly would I do that? ,Track2_Testing_07026.mp4 "They need our manufacturing, and frankly, we need their technology.",Track2_Testing_07027.mp4 YOU SAID SHE WAS BALD. ,Track2_Testing_07028.mp4 W...? HOW'S THAT? ,Track2_Testing_07029.mp4 "Look, can I...? Can I think you're a little weird and also cool... ...for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? ",Track2_Testing_07030.mp4 How can you not know?,Track2_Testing_07031.mp4 Maybe for civilians. [ Blows ],Track2_Testing_07032.mp4 "And it might have something to do with turning 45, but today my instincts told me not to wait another second to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.",Track2_Testing_07033.mp4 I'm sorry. I was aiming for your heart. ,Track2_Testing_07034.mp4 "No, seriously.",Track2_Testing_07035.mp4 That would have hurt her feelings. ,Track2_Testing_07036.mp4 "No. We used to live here. It's fine. Yeah, still, I— oh.",Track2_Testing_07037.mp4 IS IT OVER THERE?,Track2_Testing_07038.mp4 I thought if I have a stroke or a kidney stone... ...who would I want to share that with? ,Track2_Testing_07039.mp4 "Name-calling, that is perfect. Now, when I get to this equation here, really let me have it. You know? I-If it helps, I'm not the sharpest dresser. ",Track2_Testing_07040.mp4 "Actually, i really need to wake up.",Track2_Testing_07041.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_07042.mp4 I can drink a beer underwater. ,Track2_Testing_07043.mp4 That's crazy.,Track2_Testing_07044.mp4 "The '70s, it was a better game.",Track2_Testing_07045.mp4 "Isn't it, Jay? Kids get over these things pretty quick.He's probably sleeping like a baby right now.",Track2_Testing_07046.mp4 They exist in case we ever make contact with an alien civilization. ,Track2_Testing_07047.mp4 "Yeah, well... ",Track2_Testing_07048.mp4 "Plus, cam, this will be fun, too. Come on.",Track2_Testing_07049.mp4 I COULDN'T TELL YOU THAT I WAS OUT OF WORK AGAIN.,Track2_Testing_07050.mp4 Sorry I'm so distracted today.,Track2_Testing_07051.mp4 "OH, HONEY, NO PROBLEM. ",Track2_Testing_07052.mp4 What's that?,Track2_Testing_07053.mp4 YOU NOT HAVING A CRUSH ON ME ANYMORE.,Track2_Testing_07054.mp4 "Think it through, Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_07055.mp4 Why? Why do I have to learn? ,Track2_Testing_07056.mp4 MACADAMIA NUT? ,Track2_Testing_07057.mp4 "That's because this is my thing, Gloria.",Track2_Testing_07058.mp4 "What do you want, Sheldon? ",Track2_Testing_07059.mp4 How could I not? ,Track2_Testing_07060.mp4 "I'd like you to call me ""sexy."" ",Track2_Testing_07061.mp4 They really need this stuff. I know.,Track2_Testing_07062.mp4 Because this one wants to marry me. I might never find another one who does. ,Track2_Testing_07063.mp4 "SO, DO YOU, UH, THINK WE COULD GET YOU ONE OF THOSE, UH, UNIFORM THINGS? ",Track2_Testing_07064.mp4 I'M STARTING NOT TO FEEL ANYTHING.,Track2_Testing_07065.mp4 "All right. Butjust for a second, all right?",Track2_Testing_07066.mp4 "Hey, listen. Saturday, my sister's getting married. I want you to come with me. It's black tie. ",Track2_Testing_07067.mp4 "- Stavros, I assume? - Yes.",Track2_Testing_07068.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_07069.mp4 "Look, Mitchell, I appreciate what you're doing --",Track2_Testing_07070.mp4 I CLIMBED IN HIS LAP AND I HUGGED HIM SO HARD.,Track2_Testing_07071.mp4 "MAYBE, ISN'T IT POSSIBLE",Track2_Testing_07072.mp4 "THAT'S JUST A LOT OF BIG TALK, YOU KNOW. ",Track2_Testing_07073.mp4 I don't have time for this.,Track2_Testing_07074.mp4 - So he can't come? - No. ,Track2_Testing_07075.mp4 "No, honey. Actually, nothing is.",Track2_Testing_07076.mp4 WHY ARE WE IN BED TOGETHER? ,Track2_Testing_07077.mp4 "No, it's a different Leonard. He's Chinese, red hair, six fingers. ",Track2_Testing_07078.mp4 "Oh, no! Wrong cord!",Track2_Testing_07079.mp4 "Honey, you know what, I don't expect you to understand, but...All right, when you're a mom, everything goes by so quickly.In a minute, Luke's gonna be shaving,and Alex is gonna be off at college, and you're gonna be...You'll be doing something great.I just wanna freeze this moment as it is right now.You know? I do.",Track2_Testing_07080.mp4 "No! Nah, nah, nah.",Track2_Testing_07081.mp4 "Hey, look at that. Even in your example, you're all by yourself. ",Track2_Testing_07082.mp4 Absolutely not.,Track2_Testing_07083.mp4 Do you think you could fit in there?,Track2_Testing_07084.mp4 You mean like in bed or in the shower? ,Track2_Testing_07085.mp4 to tell your guest that the Myanmar catfish is also known as the pilgrim fish. In case the turkey's dry and you need something juicy. ,Track2_Testing_07086.mp4 "HEY. SO, UH, QUICK FOLLOW-UP.",Track2_Testing_07087.mp4 "Yeah, except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in, like... ...six years. My God, is that right? Has it been that long? ",Track2_Testing_07088.mp4 "...because if he were, he'd have way better abs. ",Track2_Testing_07089.mp4 "ONE, TWO, THREE!",Track2_Testing_07090.mp4 Thoughts?,Track2_Testing_07091.mp4 "I, uh, saw your car.",Track2_Testing_07092.mp4 "Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.",Track2_Testing_07093.mp4 For the last time why aren't you two together again? ,Track2_Testing_07094.mp4 He's only a plane ride away.,Track2_Testing_07095.mp4 And read a book or have a drink.,Track2_Testing_07096.mp4 "Oh, yeah, try that. So, is that better? ",Track2_Testing_07097.mp4 "I have tampons, maxi pads, variety packs -- oh, and this thing called a Diva Cup,",Track2_Testing_07098.mp4 Oh! That's so cute!,Track2_Testing_07099.mp4 "You're just such a ""Go for it"" kind of guy -- and I love that about you -- but in that case, we had three little kids, a mortgage, and I was nervous.",Track2_Testing_07100.mp4 What happened to your arm?,Track2_Testing_07101.mp4 Oh! Stop.,Track2_Testing_07102.mp4 IT'S A DAY THAT EVERY FATHER KNOWS MAY COME,Track2_Testing_07103.mp4 So -- So we're running away from home.,Track2_Testing_07104.mp4 I don't know. What were the names I just said? ,Track2_Testing_07105.mp4 Yeah. How much smokedid you inhale?,Track2_Testing_07106.mp4 You ready to go? Go where?,Track2_Testing_07107.mp4 Howard's allergic to peanuts. How can I use that against him? ,Track2_Testing_07108.mp4 "Shelly, I hung out with you in enough dusty lecture halls... ...while you were growing up. I wanna go sightseeing. So why don't you have some pancakes, get dressed and come with us. ",Track2_Testing_07109.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, THE HOTEL'S HERE. ",Track2_Testing_07110.mp4 "That is quite enough pie for you, young man.",Track2_Testing_07111.mp4 ...because I know you and Leslie have a little history. ,Track2_Testing_07112.mp4 "Yes, I hate that sauce.",Track2_Testing_07113.mp4 Son of a bitch.,Track2_Testing_07114.mp4 REALLY? THANKS. ,Track2_Testing_07115.mp4 ROSS' WHAT? ,Track2_Testing_07116.mp4 I just talked to Joey and I just... I wanted to see how you were. ,Track2_Testing_07117.mp4 And I tried to teach him. I tried to put him in his place on the handball court.,Track2_Testing_07118.mp4 "Huh, all this time, we're thinking we're coddling Manny, and Manny was coddling us.",Track2_Testing_07119.mp4 What do you want? ,Track2_Testing_07120.mp4 Yeah. Of course. Get a dog.,Track2_Testing_07121.mp4 I BARELY KNOW SLEEP IN MY HOME.,Track2_Testing_07122.mp4 "You know, when two people break up but then they get back together just for one night. ",Track2_Testing_07123.mp4 "CHANDLER, COME ON. YOU'RE GOING TO FIND SOMEBODY. ",Track2_Testing_07124.mp4 Are you sure you don't want something more? ,Track2_Testing_07125.mp4 You really don't regret not marrying Bobby Nash?,Track2_Testing_07126.mp4 It's one of the four biggest prank days of the year.,Track2_Testing_07127.mp4 "If she can do it, I can do it. If she can do it, I can do it. If she can do it, I can do it. I can't do it. ",Track2_Testing_07128.mp4 Why does he wear those boxy jeans? I don't know.,Track2_Testing_07129.mp4 Everything here is great.,Track2_Testing_07130.mp4 By the way— I've spent way too much time on it.,Track2_Testing_07131.mp4 "You're good friends with Penny, right? ",Track2_Testing_07132.mp4 It's all gravy when you're in the a.V.,Track2_Testing_07133.mp4 No!,Track2_Testing_07134.mp4 "BASICALLY, LATELY I'VE, UH... ",Track2_Testing_07135.mp4 I promise.,Track2_Testing_07136.mp4 "Look, I really am sorry about the way things ended --",Track2_Testing_07137.mp4 "So, what did Sherry say exactly?",Track2_Testing_07138.mp4 I'm sorry.,Track2_Testing_07139.mp4 [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD OL' ANDY.,Track2_Testing_07140.mp4 THAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER,Track2_Testing_07141.mp4 I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU. BOB IS TERRIFIC. ,Track2_Testing_07142.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_07143.mp4 HUH.,Track2_Testing_07144.mp4 Why would a charity give away a free boat? ,Track2_Testing_07145.mp4 "Oh, Joey, you bummed him out. This was the happiest dog in the world. He spends half a day with you and look at him. ",Track2_Testing_07146.mp4 "There's this kid, and he's been kind of bullying Lily and all of her friends.",Track2_Testing_07147.mp4 Folding a sheet in my underwear... ,Track2_Testing_07148.mp4 This is bringing out a lovely color in you. ,Track2_Testing_07149.mp4 What? Why did he text you and not me?,Track2_Testing_07150.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_07151.mp4 Before you took that skank Sharon nicolini to an Anne hathaway movie.,Track2_Testing_07152.mp4 "The way my dad looked at me, you would have thought I'd worn a tube top in church.",Track2_Testing_07153.mp4 "It's hard for me to let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know... from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. I haven't told you about that yet, have I? ",Track2_Testing_07154.mp4 "We had a good run, you and I. ",Track2_Testing_07155.mp4 "I MEAN, AFTER TOMORROW NIGHT. NO-NO-NO! NO-NO-NO! ",Track2_Testing_07156.mp4 I just gave you a reasonable explanation. ,Track2_Testing_07157.mp4 Hang on. Where was it? I --,Track2_Testing_07158.mp4 "I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay. ",Track2_Testing_07159.mp4 "A parking violation is second only to a moving violation, which is grounds for the loss of a driving privilege.",Track2_Testing_07160.mp4 "Oh, good God! If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it. ",Track2_Testing_07161.mp4 "You know, I don't think that was decaf. ",Track2_Testing_07162.mp4 And we don't sell vacuums. Thank god. You'd starve.,Track2_Testing_07163.mp4 HE GAVE ME A CRAZY-GOOD DEAL.,Track2_Testing_07164.mp4 "Well, until today, you were 44, which I had basically convinced myself was 40, and now suddenly we're talking about 50, which is basically 60.",Track2_Testing_07165.mp4 "Now, honey, that's not gonna happen.How about I give you 50 bucks?",Track2_Testing_07166.mp4 CAUSE I WAS HAVING A GREAT BOOB YEAR. WHAT DID YOU DO?,Track2_Testing_07167.mp4 I just want Manny to learn how to take a joke.,Track2_Testing_07168.mp4 I didn't even know they still made these.,Track2_Testing_07169.mp4 "Well, it's just that, you know, you were worried about Manny being pushed around, and if you think about it, you've been sort of pushing me around all day.",Track2_Testing_07170.mp4 "Yeah, well, I bet her laundry room wasn't down five flights of stairs. You know, giving really is better than receiving. ",Track2_Testing_07171.mp4 "You know, when we first got into this...",Track2_Testing_07172.mp4 "{\an8}Okay, well, this is cool. There's a thing called superfluid vacuum theory... {\an8}...where empty space is imagined as a superfluid with all of its qualities: ",Track2_Testing_07173.mp4 Not with you. You ask too many questions.,Track2_Testing_07174.mp4 I can rally like the brave men of the alamo.,Track2_Testing_07175.mp4 "Well, I was afraid that you wouldn't want to move so far.",Track2_Testing_07176.mp4 WE CAN GO TO WILLIAMSBURG. ,Track2_Testing_07177.mp4 Please let me have my feelings for one second.,Track2_Testing_07178.mp4 What's— what's this thing?,Track2_Testing_07179.mp4 "Well, I don't like to talk about it. ",Track2_Testing_07180.mp4 But tonight I just wanted to have a nice time with you. And maybe dance with someone who has arms. ,Track2_Testing_07181.mp4 -Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies. -Got it. ,Track2_Testing_07182.mp4 Where would he stay? We already have Stuart. ,Track2_Testing_07183.mp4 You know what? Take that off. I'll throw 'em both in the dryer...,Track2_Testing_07184.mp4 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS TURNING YOU ON? ,Track2_Testing_07185.mp4 That's the problem.,Track2_Testing_07186.mp4 "Forget it. We are just hungry. We have not had lunch. We are just light-headed. So, let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake. ",Track2_Testing_07187.mp4 "Oh. Someone told me that they're trying to poach one of my employees, and I am not having it.",Track2_Testing_07188.mp4 YOU DID. I WAS PREGNANT.,Track2_Testing_07189.mp4 WHAT SHOULD WE DO?,Track2_Testing_07190.mp4 REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL? ,Track2_Testing_07191.mp4 SO YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO WILLIAMSBURG? ,Track2_Testing_07192.mp4 Nice for flu season. He ought to be called conjunctivitis bunny.,Track2_Testing_07193.mp4 Hey... I did learn. ,Track2_Testing_07194.mp4 DO YOU KNOW WHO HAD THIS JOB FIVE YEARS AGO?,Track2_Testing_07195.mp4 I've updated the lyrics to,Track2_Testing_07196.mp4 "Maybe we need to build something smaller, like a cool restaurant or something.",Track2_Testing_07197.mp4 "Fell asleep? In, like, two minutes. Yeah. So, how is everything going around here? Are you still upset about people finding out you're pregnant? ",Track2_Testing_07198.mp4 "Take that, Grandpa!",Track2_Testing_07199.mp4 WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW.,Track2_Testing_07200.mp4 "And that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom— again.",Track2_Testing_07201.mp4 I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why not?,Track2_Testing_07202.mp4 Ohh.,Track2_Testing_07203.mp4 His newborn what?,Track2_Testing_07204.mp4 "Of course. Here, here, let me. ",Track2_Testing_07205.mp4 You freak! You wouldn't have even known about this place if it wasn't for me. ,Track2_Testing_07206.mp4 "Well, I signed one before we slept together. Why not now? ",Track2_Testing_07207.mp4 No gapping or chapping.,Track2_Testing_07208.mp4 WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE KISS HER? ME OR CHANDLER? ,Track2_Testing_07209.mp4 It seemed like a good night to do it.,Track2_Testing_07210.mp4 "No, I was just sitting at home... ...thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth-favorite person. ",Track2_Testing_07211.mp4 [ Music plays ] [ Normal voice ] What's that?,Track2_Testing_07212.mp4 Fine. On 3.,Track2_Testing_07213.mp4 Like they're really gonna believe that I overruled you.,Track2_Testing_07214.mp4 "We haven't known each other for that long a time and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. ",Track2_Testing_07215.mp4 "I don't know what is real name is, but I call him Mozzarella. ",Track2_Testing_07216.mp4 She cried when we asked her.,Track2_Testing_07217.mp4 "UM, WHEN IS YOUR NEXT FLIGHT TO LONDON? ",Track2_Testing_07218.mp4 "Half-caf, nonfat white soy latte.",Track2_Testing_07219.mp4 "No, we were living on my boat. I don't know where she took it.",Track2_Testing_07220.mp4 "It was 2005,",Track2_Testing_07221.mp4 You had a six-year-long relationship... ...with a guy named Vikram. ,Track2_Testing_07222.mp4 "Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking. ",Track2_Testing_07223.mp4 REALLY? A PURSE? ,Track2_Testing_07224.mp4 I really think you should be a little worried about this.,Track2_Testing_07225.mp4 THAT KID KICKED ME REALLY HARD ON THE PLANE. ,Track2_Testing_07226.mp4 "And remember, it's all about the strength of the nestle.",Track2_Testing_07227.mp4 "HEY, LISTEN, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT... ",Track2_Testing_07228.mp4 That's perfect. I love messes.,Track2_Testing_07229.mp4 I knew I shouldn't have poured you that second scotch.,Track2_Testing_07230.mp4 "Hey, did you ever think about the military applications for the guidance system? ",Track2_Testing_07231.mp4 Excuse me? ,Track2_Testing_07232.mp4 "Oh, you're Haley.",Track2_Testing_07233.mp4 Can we just drop it and focus on what we're doing here?,Track2_Testing_07234.mp4 "Take that, Dad!",Track2_Testing_07235.mp4 You think this is clever? ,Track2_Testing_07236.mp4 Can't do it. Is Phil calling me?,Track2_Testing_07237.mp4 Of course she has. If she's never had a serious relationship... ...do you think I'd go around broadcasting it... ...like some kind of unstoppable moron? ,Track2_Testing_07238.mp4 "No, I'm serious. I mean, if she wants to date people, fine. I don't care. But at least she could have told me. You know, I've been putting my life on hold and concentrating on Emma. But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, then so will I. Very funny! Ross is gay! Ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_07239.mp4 "Well, I guess I never brought out that side of her.",Track2_Testing_07240.mp4 Say no more. I shall find a wayto deliver the slider to you.,Track2_Testing_07241.mp4 "My— my stupid, empty, creepy, useless, cat-dressing life.",Track2_Testing_07242.mp4 BUT MY IDEAS ARE GOOD.,Track2_Testing_07243.mp4 "Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots... Ooh, strained plums. We haven't tried that yet. ",Track2_Testing_07244.mp4 "Well, there are two things a gay can't sit on -- a plastic patio chair and a juicy bit of gossip.",Track2_Testing_07245.mp4 Are you drunk? ,Track2_Testing_07246.mp4 I noticed some lovely tweens down by the kids' club.Maybe we can find a nice spot near them by the pool...And send over a couple of virgin mai tais.They may be interested in two sophisticated men like us.,Track2_Testing_07247.mp4 TO SHUT A MAN UP AND ONE OF THEM IS SEX. ,Track2_Testing_07248.mp4 That's not the only time this was an issue. You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat. ,Track2_Testing_07249.mp4 "I have a theory. Ay, cam, thank you for helping me.",Track2_Testing_07250.mp4 "Well, it's really not that fancy. It's just a city college. ",Track2_Testing_07251.mp4 BUT TEACHER PABLO DID SAY IT SHOWS GREAT PROMISE.,Track2_Testing_07252.mp4 "The grape character on the box is saying ""Mamma Mia!"" so it should go well with Italian.",Track2_Testing_07253.mp4 I LAID OFF IT. NO EXTRA ANIMALS WOULD DIE. YOU'D JUST BE EATING MY ANIMALS. ,Track2_Testing_07254.mp4 "I think you know where I'm going with this, but one of the older guys showed me the ropes.",Track2_Testing_07255.mp4 "PLEASE, PLEASE. IT'S FOR A POOR LITTLE GIRL WHO WANTS TO GO TO SPACE CAMP MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. ",Track2_Testing_07256.mp4 You put one on my phone after I surprised you today?,Track2_Testing_07257.mp4 Like what? ,Track2_Testing_07258.mp4 "Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable. ",Track2_Testing_07259.mp4 YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? ,Track2_Testing_07260.mp4 And listen.,Track2_Testing_07261.mp4 Are you actually gonna dance? ,Track2_Testing_07262.mp4 "BUT I'M SORRY, IF YOU SLICE IT, IT'S CRANBERRY JELLY.",Track2_Testing_07263.mp4 "Oh, could you believe how I used to live?",Track2_Testing_07264.mp4 Delete.,Track2_Testing_07265.mp4 YOU'RE AMAZING. YOU KNOW WHEN TO SPRITZ. YOU KNOW WHEN TO LAY BACK. ,Track2_Testing_07266.mp4 "Oh, all right, that's cool, no biggie. ",Track2_Testing_07267.mp4 "Oh, the Botox.",Track2_Testing_07268.mp4 -Wait. -Wait. Did you say wait? ,Track2_Testing_07269.mp4 I thought that you were going to work.,Track2_Testing_07270.mp4 Are you gonna keep doing that? I might.,Track2_Testing_07271.mp4 Oh. Gloria's holding a soirée.,Track2_Testing_07272.mp4 I'll find a way. I promise.,Track2_Testing_07273.mp4 I found it. I found it. I told you I would find it. ,Track2_Testing_07274.mp4 Because you have a wife? ,Track2_Testing_07275.mp4 NOT-NOT REALLY. IT WAS JUST CAROL. ,Track2_Testing_07276.mp4 "you're poking me. Yeah, well, I know, sweetie, but if I don't get these pins just right, your bun could fall out during your routine, and it could mess you up.",Track2_Testing_07277.mp4 The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now. ,Track2_Testing_07278.mp4 Where's the gravitas?,Track2_Testing_07279.mp4 "Sheldon, what do you want? ",Track2_Testing_07280.mp4 EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE? PEACHY.,Track2_Testing_07281.mp4 It's just hormones. It's your mama bear instinct kicking in.,Track2_Testing_07282.mp4 What is the matter with you? What is the matter with you? ,Track2_Testing_07283.mp4 "THEN WHY NOT, ""LIKE IT? YOU'LL CLOSET!""?",Track2_Testing_07284.mp4 ALL RIGHT. LET'S MOVE ON. ,Track2_Testing_07285.mp4 "WELL, GOOD-BYE, CHANDLER. I HAD A GREAT BLACKOUT. SEE YA. ",Track2_Testing_07286.mp4 "- Plus, you got a weapon. - A leaf blower?",Track2_Testing_07287.mp4 "It was Thanksgiving. Uncle Carl said, ""I think there's a badger living in our chimney. Hand me that flashlight."" Those were the last words he ever spoke to us. ",Track2_Testing_07288.mp4 Do you think you could pick that up for me?,Track2_Testing_07289.mp4 Wait a minute. I think / see my truck.It's right over there by the— uh-oh.,Track2_Testing_07290.mp4 "Yeah, that's not worrisome at all. ",Track2_Testing_07291.mp4 You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren? ,Track2_Testing_07292.mp4 So are you. ,Track2_Testing_07293.mp4 "Yeah, we went out for two summers and then I broke up with her. ",Track2_Testing_07294.mp4 - You want me to sing now? - Yeah! It's all in your head.,Track2_Testing_07295.mp4 "Oh, why do I feel so energized?",Track2_Testing_07296.mp4 -Just please tell me what to do about it. -All right. ,Track2_Testing_07297.mp4 THANK GOD IT'S STILL IN ONE PIECE.,Track2_Testing_07298.mp4 - You're in over your head. - Maybe you're in over your head.,Track2_Testing_07299.mp4 WHAT MESSAGE? ,Track2_Testing_07300.mp4 "Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table. ",Track2_Testing_07301.mp4 "You leaving that on all day? And I'm also gonna write a little storybook,something I can read her at bedtime— Called “two monkeys and a panda.”She's the panda because she's Asian. Oh.",Track2_Testing_07302.mp4 You may wanna get some more of those too. ,Track2_Testing_07303.mp4 "Oh, don't do that? ",Track2_Testing_07304.mp4 I will go to the pharmacy and try and conquer my fear of the feminine care aisle.,Track2_Testing_07305.mp4 I see. ,Track2_Testing_07306.mp4 "To be truthful, Emily and I haven't dated that long, and we never agreed to be exclusive to each other. ",Track2_Testing_07307.mp4 "All right, all right. Where— Where should we try next?",Track2_Testing_07308.mp4 "Sure, let's make it an even hundred. ",Track2_Testing_07309.mp4 "How about a Grasshopper? I make a mean Grasshopper. Okay? Good, coming up. ",Track2_Testing_07310.mp4 Where's the blue stuff?,Track2_Testing_07311.mp4 "Well, if my wife were here, she'd want me to be clear that I'm fully committed to her.",Track2_Testing_07312.mp4 "Because if you cared about my sister, you would've been here the moment baby Calhoun was born!",Track2_Testing_07313.mp4 "BOY, WAS HE EMBARRASSED.",Track2_Testing_07314.mp4 "WHAT? I'M SORRY. OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN YOU MOVED YOUR HANDS DOWN TO MY BUTT IT WAS LIKE, ""WHOA, ROSS'S HANDS ARE ON MY BUTT."" ",Track2_Testing_07315.mp4 "A belt buckle, I love it!",Track2_Testing_07316.mp4 A quarter acre of mixed-use space in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.,Track2_Testing_07317.mp4 "SO, SO FAR, IS THIS TRIP TO LAS VEGAS BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE TRIP TO LONDON? ",Track2_Testing_07318.mp4 Hi. You ready for me?,Track2_Testing_07319.mp4 You're not used to the harsh realities of farm life.,Track2_Testing_07320.mp4 [ glass shatters ] But maybe i am.,Track2_Testing_07321.mp4 I don't think we thought it all the way through. ,Track2_Testing_07322.mp4 Being betrayed by my friends? Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing? And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con. ,Track2_Testing_07323.mp4 All my energy is going into not asking that question. I can't believe I screwed this up. ,Track2_Testing_07324.mp4 "BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,",Track2_Testing_07325.mp4 Lily in a pinch.,Track2_Testing_07326.mp4 You shouldn't be close to me. I don't want to get you sick.,Track2_Testing_07327.mp4 "UH-HUH! A CLASSIC SIGN OF LOVE, THE HUG. ",Track2_Testing_07328.mp4 "I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S... IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW. I MEAN, THIS IS JUST... THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES TO GUYS, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_07329.mp4 I guess we'll have to make a new video together as a couple. ,Track2_Testing_07330.mp4 "YOU KNOW, MY FRIENDS ALL THINK THIS IS WEIRD. ",Track2_Testing_07331.mp4 It's such a stressful life.,Track2_Testing_07332.mp4 All right.Let's do this.Oh! Hey! Wow.,Track2_Testing_07333.mp4 I will never understand.,Track2_Testing_07334.mp4 Do you remember that little problem that I told you I had?,Track2_Testing_07335.mp4 "No. No, no, no. But if someday, you decide you wanna get married... ...you have to propose to me. ",Track2_Testing_07336.mp4 I can say it.,Track2_Testing_07337.mp4 You know who else said that? Every cocky T. Rex currently swimming around in the gas tank of your car. ,Track2_Testing_07338.mp4 So there are things you don't like. ,Track2_Testing_07339.mp4 "Yes, but they have DVD burners over here. Leonard needs a DVD burner. ",Track2_Testing_07340.mp4 Haley took 'em to the movies. She's not even gonna answer.,Track2_Testing_07341.mp4 It's complicated. [ Scoffs ],Track2_Testing_07342.mp4 What matters is what it represents.,Track2_Testing_07343.mp4 "You know, I liked it better when there was still a little mystery left in our relationship. ",Track2_Testing_07344.mp4 Like when Luke got his head stuck in the banister?,Track2_Testing_07345.mp4 "Oh, how dare you... ""you're welcome."" Please.",Track2_Testing_07346.mp4 Mitchell was just talking about a great memory he had of Dede taking him for ice cream in West Hollywood.,Track2_Testing_07347.mp4 I-I-I'M GLAD YOU SMASHED HER WATCH. ,Track2_Testing_07348.mp4 "STILL, YOU SAY ""MINNIE,"" YOU HEAR ""MOUSE."" UM, HOW ABOUT, UM... HOW ABOUT ""JULIA""? ",Track2_Testing_07349.mp4 "Well, what if -- what if I never see a black-and-white movie or -- or a black-and-white couple?",Track2_Testing_07350.mp4 It's weird to think people will be calling us,Track2_Testing_07351.mp4 I'm happily married. ,Track2_Testing_07352.mp4 "Come on, open it. I bet it says something great. ",Track2_Testing_07353.mp4 He sounds swell. ,Track2_Testing_07354.mp4 "Lily, that's actually good.",Track2_Testing_07355.mp4 YEAH. IT'S A VASE. ,Track2_Testing_07356.mp4 Blah. Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_07357.mp4 What do you say we take this upstairs?,Track2_Testing_07358.mp4 Wait -- what?,Track2_Testing_07359.mp4 "Oh, yeah. I could make another one, but it would take a while.",Track2_Testing_07360.mp4 "Well, that's because after we met -- not blaming you -- um, I sort of -- I tapered off a little bit.",Track2_Testing_07361.mp4 "Every time I try to get my life together, you always ruin it for me.",Track2_Testing_07362.mp4 "Oh, yes. But there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice. You know, last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse. ",Track2_Testing_07363.mp4 "Oh, god, no. No, no, please. Now just imagine...",Track2_Testing_07364.mp4 "If you put a double-A battery in there, it makes my leg kick. ",Track2_Testing_07365.mp4 "No, my mom already tried that. It only made things worse. ",Track2_Testing_07366.mp4 "Okay, so, gentle, but firm.",Track2_Testing_07367.mp4 You realize what this means? ,Track2_Testing_07368.mp4 I'm gonna open a bottle later on.,Track2_Testing_07369.mp4 "Yeah, but, you know, that nothing is missing doesn't mean that we cannot add a little something to it.",Track2_Testing_07370.mp4 ONLY 500 BUCKS. ,Track2_Testing_07371.mp4 Me...,Track2_Testing_07372.mp4 Can you? ,Track2_Testing_07373.mp4 Claire? Why are you washing our windows?,Track2_Testing_07374.mp4 [whispering] Whoa. I heard something.,Track2_Testing_07375.mp4 "Okay, well, that is now the third sign that I should not leave Emma. ",Track2_Testing_07376.mp4 "You didn't drain the water yet, did you?",Track2_Testing_07377.mp4 [ RAPID FOOTSTEPS ] SANJAY!,Track2_Testing_07378.mp4 "He's the first to call us on our birthdays, and he always gets us amazing presents.",Track2_Testing_07379.mp4 "Like, let daliya open the door. That's why we hired her. Daliya?",Track2_Testing_07380.mp4 "Manny, in his bedroom.",Track2_Testing_07381.mp4 等等…我们可以等一下再打 你可以先站在那边一下子吗? We can call them later. Can you just stand there for a moment? ,Track2_Testing_07382.mp4 I couldn't wait to ask you.,Track2_Testing_07383.mp4 "YEAH, COME IN, EAT, WHATEVER YOU WANT. DR. ROGER GOT BEEPED AGAIN. ",Track2_Testing_07384.mp4 YOU'RE HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS.,Track2_Testing_07385.mp4 "I am nothing like -- Well, if you don't mind, actually,",Track2_Testing_07386.mp4 AND I GUESS I WAS SO MELLOWED OUT,Track2_Testing_07387.mp4 "No, she had dental insurance. ",Track2_Testing_07388.mp4 "I'LL SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_07389.mp4 "I'm really nervous, and I feel like this goodbye has so much pressure on it.",Track2_Testing_07390.mp4 "Okay. Um, gosh, how do I start? Um, see, Raj is kind of naive. He hasn't dated a whole lot of women. ",Track2_Testing_07391.mp4 "YOU PARK YOUR BUTT OUT HERE, PLAY ON YOUR INTERNET.",Track2_Testing_07392.mp4 Can you read them back? ,Track2_Testing_07393.mp4 This— this is the exact thing I always hated in my dad...,Track2_Testing_07394.mp4 Fine.,Track2_Testing_07395.mp4 Picture? What picture? ,Track2_Testing_07396.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO IS COOL. ",Track2_Testing_07397.mp4 "YEAH, I DO. ",Track2_Testing_07398.mp4 "It's okay. Maybe you do put pressure on me, but it's nothing compared to what I put on myself.",Track2_Testing_07399.mp4 Three hours early.,Track2_Testing_07400.mp4 JUMPING OUT OF THE WAY IN THAT ROOM FULL OF MURPHY BEDS.,Track2_Testing_07401.mp4 "Okay, fine. I'm a horrible human being. I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena. ",Track2_Testing_07402.mp4 "waterboarding a clown for a prize?Oh, come on.",Track2_Testing_07403.mp4 "So you do see it, yeah.",Track2_Testing_07404.mp4 It turns out I'm not the funny guy.,Track2_Testing_07405.mp4 RUSSIANS. IT SHOWED THEM AS TERRORISTS AND VILLAINS. ,Track2_Testing_07406.mp4 HE BOUGHT ME LAST TIME.,Track2_Testing_07407.mp4 {\an8}Did she leave pit stains in your favorite crop top too? ,Track2_Testing_07408.mp4 "PHIL, COULD WE AT LEAST STAY ON MY STORY",Track2_Testing_07409.mp4 He slept with you and then never called you. ,Track2_Testing_07410.mp4 "Oh, please don't take it personal, I think you're a very nice man. ",Track2_Testing_07411.mp4 I HAD TO BE COMFORTED BY THE OTHER TEAM'S MASCOT.,Track2_Testing_07412.mp4 I suppose. ,Track2_Testing_07413.mp4 "Well, I wanted to. Come on, open it. ",Track2_Testing_07414.mp4 I don't even understand why you're with someone like me. Why would I want to be with someone like me? ,Track2_Testing_07415.mp4 What exactly do you mean by embarrass you? ,Track2_Testing_07416.mp4 "Oh, good, you heard me. ",Track2_Testing_07417.mp4 "[ Laughs ] Oh, God. Maybe it's good",Track2_Testing_07418.mp4 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS OFF AND PRETEND I WAS READING THIS.,Track2_Testing_07419.mp4 Don't you even feel a little bad sponging off your friends? ,Track2_Testing_07420.mp4 "For someone whose favorite words at the movies are, ""what did he say?"" You overhear pretty good.",Track2_Testing_07421.mp4 "You said I would lose everything if I went to Costa Rica, and I did.",Track2_Testing_07422.mp4 Maybe because you just told me i have giant ankles!,Track2_Testing_07423.mp4 "He was so hot, jogging around campus in those dolphin shorts.",Track2_Testing_07424.mp4 "I know, but he— He's being so nice to Phil.",Track2_Testing_07425.mp4 If playing that game is more important than honoring your commitment to me... ...and you don't mind me showing up all by myself... ,Track2_Testing_07426.mp4 "Welcome to my world. So, trouble in gay paradise, huh?",Track2_Testing_07427.mp4 "When you were little, we used to do everything together.",Track2_Testing_07428.mp4 "I say, make every night special.",Track2_Testing_07429.mp4 You got to be kidding me.,Track2_Testing_07430.mp4 "Nobody wants to do it? All right, I'll do it myself. ",Track2_Testing_07431.mp4 "Yeah, it's probably an imprint from the intruder's ring.",Track2_Testing_07432.mp4 "Great. Now, this may look like a Tic Tac... ...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed... ...to cure your illness, as well as freshen your breath. ",Track2_Testing_07433.mp4 "What, because they're lesbians? That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?",Track2_Testing_07434.mp4 "No, you're not. You're telling your family you adopted a baby, tonight.And you do have avoidance issues. Even longinus said so.",Track2_Testing_07435.mp4 "Not to change the subject, but I don't really get the gift grandma left me.",Track2_Testing_07436.mp4 They made me promise I wouldn't talk. ,Track2_Testing_07437.mp4 I think he's being set up for some kind of humiliation at that party.,Track2_Testing_07438.mp4 "♪ Up on the rooftop, reindeer pause ♪",Track2_Testing_07439.mp4 "I feel like you heard me wrong. I said, “what's for dinner?”",Track2_Testing_07440.mp4 I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague. I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counselor. And I need to update my résumé to include swimming as a special skill. ,Track2_Testing_07441.mp4 This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure. ,Track2_Testing_07442.mp4 Nothing you just said made any sense to me.,Track2_Testing_07443.mp4 What is that?,Track2_Testing_07444.mp4 I was pretty bruised up.,Track2_Testing_07445.mp4 This is awkward. You thought I was gonna ask you to go with me to the mineral show. ,Track2_Testing_07446.mp4 "Yeah, apparently... ...I'm here whenever... whenever you need me. ",Track2_Testing_07447.mp4 Eliza Doolittle? Nellie forbush?,Track2_Testing_07448.mp4 "He can spend more time with us now— holidays, summers even.",Track2_Testing_07449.mp4 "Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue ""A."" ",Track2_Testing_07450.mp4 "Now, hang on. In my defense-- ",Track2_Testing_07451.mp4 so he's probably starting to freak out that my body's gonna change. ,Track2_Testing_07452.mp4 Why do you always have to treat me like I'm some irresponsible...,Track2_Testing_07453.mp4 YEAH. I GOT US A NEW GOLDFISH. HE'S A LOT FEISTIER THAN THE LAST ONE. ,Track2_Testing_07454.mp4 "Ooh, did you do it yet? ",Track2_Testing_07455.mp4 She kinda bounced around between the two of us.,Track2_Testing_07456.mp4 "OH, I CALLED THEM. AND WHEN THEY ASK ME WHAT I SAW I CAN BE VERY GENEROUS... OR VERY STINGY. ",Track2_Testing_07457.mp4 Every time you drink alcohol. ,Track2_Testing_07458.mp4 I NEED ICE. ,Track2_Testing_07459.mp4 "Oh. Okay. All right, what else? ",Track2_Testing_07460.mp4 "I WAS GOING TO DO IT. REALLY. BUT THEN I WAS STANDING THERE WITH $327 IN ONE HAND AND $238 IN THE OTHER HAND AND I WAS THINKING, ""WOW. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD..."" ",Track2_Testing_07461.mp4 "Now, I know we don't have all the facts yet, but I think it might be hard for me to lock up a...""Steeler.""",Track2_Testing_07462.mp4 I can either focus on sonnets or free verse.,Track2_Testing_07463.mp4 I was in the Navy. Jay pritchett.,Track2_Testing_07464.mp4 We're turning my office into the nursery today.,Track2_Testing_07465.mp4 "Okay, there's something you don't know.",Track2_Testing_07466.mp4 Things have been going really well with the infinite resistance gyroscope. ,Track2_Testing_07467.mp4 How are you ruining this?,Track2_Testing_07468.mp4 ARE WE SURE EVERY FATHER --,Track2_Testing_07469.mp4 I haven't worked out in months.,Track2_Testing_07470.mp4 "Well, I believe we were kissing like randy teenagers, and your nose was whistling ever so slightly. ",Track2_Testing_07471.mp4 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WE HAVE TO SHOW THIS THING IN AN HOUR!,Track2_Testing_07472.mp4 "...as he likes to say, he's ""at your cervix."" ",Track2_Testing_07473.mp4 "No, no, no, no. I got this. I got this. I was his age once.Breasts are like these scary, mystical things...That he's drawn to like Frodo to mordor.",Track2_Testing_07474.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_07475.mp4 "And while they say never meet your heroes, I just don't see how I could disappoint. ",Track2_Testing_07476.mp4 YOU ARE GOING TO BE A HUGE STAR. ,Track2_Testing_07477.mp4 My dad asked if I can get him a job interview at my work. ,Track2_Testing_07478.mp4 "Never mind. Good night, Sheldon. ",Track2_Testing_07479.mp4 You're already at the show!,Track2_Testing_07480.mp4 "I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU BUT IF YOU FOUND OUT ON YOUR OWN THAT WOULD BE OKAY, AND THEN WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_07481.mp4 "Let's talk more specific.What exactly do you like, and what don't you like?",Track2_Testing_07482.mp4 "Well, that was just for today.",Track2_Testing_07483.mp4 "Well, then, having added yet anotherembarrassing incident to our storied history, I will slink out.",Track2_Testing_07484.mp4 "That's funny. She's mentioned Esther, Dougie, Tripp, afro Judy...",Track2_Testing_07485.mp4 "Blond women, huh? ",Track2_Testing_07486.mp4 "UH, YES. ",Track2_Testing_07487.mp4 I thought you were gonna be an alien. ,Track2_Testing_07488.mp4 "We missed our lecture... ...we were almost arrested, and you got me locked in a room... ...with a man who forced his tongue down the throat of a stuffed Wookiee. ",Track2_Testing_07489.mp4 "Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes. I'm a professional actress. ",Track2_Testing_07490.mp4 "You've exceeded all my expectations, which were ridiculously high to begin with.",Track2_Testing_07491.mp4 "I can do that. From now on, this mouth... ...you and food. That's it. ",Track2_Testing_07492.mp4 It was only one kiss.,Track2_Testing_07493.mp4 "Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.",Track2_Testing_07494.mp4 "Well, from ear-to-ear.",Track2_Testing_07495.mp4 Mrs. Braverman must be out. ,Track2_Testing_07496.mp4 Great!,Track2_Testing_07497.mp4 YEAH. IF YOU WANT I CAN TAKE YOU AROUND BACK AND SHOW YOU WHERE HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE RAIN GUTTER. ,Track2_Testing_07498.mp4 If you had done the right thing... ...I wouldn't have woken up feeling stupid and embarrassed. I would've woken up feeling comforted and satisfied. ,Track2_Testing_07499.mp4 We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.,Track2_Testing_07500.mp4 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE HANDS BUT THE GUY WHO WAS HERE BEFORE ME JUST WENT TO THE RESTROOM. ,Track2_Testing_07501.mp4 "I'm meant for greater things, like unraveling the mysteries of the universe... ...not determining when it's safe to pass a stopped school bus on a country road. ",Track2_Testing_07502.mp4 You saw what a monster I was out there.,Track2_Testing_07503.mp4 "Well, hopefully now she'll stop being so controlling.",Track2_Testing_07504.mp4 "Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is, and I know what you're trying to do here.",Track2_Testing_07505.mp4 I'll get over it.,Track2_Testing_07506.mp4 I'm gonna know where a patch kit is?,Track2_Testing_07507.mp4 "Cam, I tried to write the letter.",Track2_Testing_07508.mp4 I'm sorry. I needed to be alone.,Track2_Testing_07509.mp4 I think you're worriedthat you can't keep up with meand my youthful spirit.Mm.,Track2_Testing_07510.mp4 That wasn't a part of our original agreement and I do not agree to it now. ,Track2_Testing_07511.mp4 You want to take another lap?,Track2_Testing_07512.mp4 Do you have a Santa outfit left? ,Track2_Testing_07513.mp4 People keep calling me dude.,Track2_Testing_07514.mp4 "Now, brush... blot...",Track2_Testing_07515.mp4 "Mmm. That's right. Come on, honey.",Track2_Testing_07516.mp4 I was just going to take out my lenses. ,Track2_Testing_07517.mp4 I was slamming Mountain Dews like a wild man.,Track2_Testing_07518.mp4 Yeah. Come on. ,Track2_Testing_07519.mp4 "By the way, how are you with zippers? ",Track2_Testing_07520.mp4 You're not the tooth fairy. You're Haley.,Track2_Testing_07521.mp4 It's like the fifth time today.,Track2_Testing_07522.mp4 What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time... ...to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones? ,Track2_Testing_07523.mp4 Why is Jerry still here?,Track2_Testing_07524.mp4 Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy. ,Track2_Testing_07525.mp4 "APPARENTLY, I HAD AN UNCLE, UH, CYRUS,",Track2_Testing_07526.mp4 Come on.,Track2_Testing_07527.mp4 "OH, YEAH. IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO? ",Track2_Testing_07528.mp4 "LOOK, I KNOW IT'S FRUSTRATING, ALL RIGHT?",Track2_Testing_07529.mp4 Like hell you will!,Track2_Testing_07530.mp4 "Okay, wait just a second.",Track2_Testing_07531.mp4 "WELL, IT HAS TO EVENTUALLY END.",Track2_Testing_07532.mp4 and your beauty fills my heart with love and song. ,Track2_Testing_07533.mp4 What?,Track2_Testing_07534.mp4 "You know, you have no idea what I do around this house every day.",Track2_Testing_07535.mp4 IT WENT SO FAR AWAY.,Track2_Testing_07536.mp4 "Hey, you see what a bad mood your mother's in?",Track2_Testing_07537.mp4 How are we supposed to set up machines and conveyor belts in my apartment? ,Track2_Testing_07538.mp4 Now I'm confused. What am I supposed to do? ,Track2_Testing_07539.mp4 And in perfect English.,Track2_Testing_07540.mp4 "Hey, tell you what. Let's you and me go out and have some fun, huh? Whatever you want. Come on. ",Track2_Testing_07541.mp4 "This wall is warm, Phil.",Track2_Testing_07542.mp4 "OH, RACHEL, SWEETIE, LOOK. HERE'S A REALLY CUTE PICTURE OF YOU AND JOEY AT THE RECEPTION. ",Track2_Testing_07543.mp4 MESSAGE RECEIVED. GOOD.,Track2_Testing_07544.mp4 Not today!,Track2_Testing_07545.mp4 "For starters, I'll build the fires.",Track2_Testing_07546.mp4 "Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role. ",Track2_Testing_07547.mp4 "Oh, my god.Oh, my god.",Track2_Testing_07548.mp4 I found these in the dryer. I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon. ,Track2_Testing_07549.mp4 "UM, GRAM? UM, CAN I SEE THE PICTURES OF MY DAD AGAIN? ",Track2_Testing_07550.mp4 "Okay, fine, one. ",Track2_Testing_07551.mp4 It was part of a promotion for a new website called Tickets.Plane.,Track2_Testing_07552.mp4 "OH, GOD. ",Track2_Testing_07553.mp4 "I met her at the PTA lunch, and she's the only woman in the anti-bullying campaign that I don't want to punch in the face.",Track2_Testing_07554.mp4 I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do. They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. What if you let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage? ,Track2_Testing_07555.mp4 Uh...,Track2_Testing_07556.mp4 "NO, BUT I WAS DOING MY THING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO THE PLAN. ",Track2_Testing_07557.mp4 "What are you doing with my sauce, there, cookie?",Track2_Testing_07558.mp4 That's what you say about porn. ,Track2_Testing_07559.mp4 """Good Old Fashioned Elbow Grease?""",Track2_Testing_07560.mp4 SOMEBODY IS ON THEIR WAY TO RUIN THE WEDDING. I HAVE TO WARN SOMEBODY. SO IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT NUMBER I'LL COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR SNOOTY ASS ALL THE WAY TO NEW... GLOUCKENSHIRE. ,Track2_Testing_07561.mp4 "AND WITCHCRAFT AND CULTS AND VOODOO, BUT --",Track2_Testing_07562.mp4 I don't really know who they are-- ,Track2_Testing_07563.mp4 "BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SELLING, DAD -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN --",Track2_Testing_07564.mp4 What are you doing? ,Track2_Testing_07565.mp4 "Agreed. When he gets home, I'm dropping the hammer. ",Track2_Testing_07566.mp4 "Well, of course I am. ",Track2_Testing_07567.mp4 "No, I do, and that's why I hid it. ",Track2_Testing_07568.mp4 -Mm. -But you can't blame her.,Track2_Testing_07569.mp4 Specific.,Track2_Testing_07570.mp4 Good.,Track2_Testing_07571.mp4 Yeah? What's your favorite spot?,Track2_Testing_07572.mp4 "There's lots of perspectives to take. Economic, sociological, political-- ",Track2_Testing_07573.mp4 GOOD THINKING! I'LL BE SICK,Track2_Testing_07574.mp4 "by an adorable toddler, I don't think they're gonna love their kids getting punctured by a python!",Track2_Testing_07575.mp4 Why are you shaking? Are you cold? ,Track2_Testing_07576.mp4 "Oh. It's going around. Mitchell's mad at me too.He thinks because I didn't help him pack this morning, he forgot his wallet.",Track2_Testing_07577.mp4 I do love you. ,Track2_Testing_07578.mp4 "She wanted to put up a stop sign at Bristol and Greenleaf, but then she ran into...",Track2_Testing_07579.mp4 "Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure. ",Track2_Testing_07580.mp4 You mixed them. No wonder gentleman callers are pounding down your door. Do you have any questions for me? ,Track2_Testing_07581.mp4 "Okay, don't worry.",Track2_Testing_07582.mp4 "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to fish we go. ",Track2_Testing_07583.mp4 MY HEART ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHEST.,Track2_Testing_07584.mp4 OH. MINE DOES. ,Track2_Testing_07585.mp4 No judgment.,Track2_Testing_07586.mp4 "Oh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]",Track2_Testing_07587.mp4 "Oh. Oh, do you guys own a convertible?",Track2_Testing_07588.mp4 Next to some old corn on the cob handles.,Track2_Testing_07589.mp4 LIVING WITH YOU WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY. ,Track2_Testing_07590.mp4 Oh. I didn't notice.,Track2_Testing_07591.mp4 "HEY, HI. ",Track2_Testing_07592.mp4 "You don't have a problem with this, do you? ",Track2_Testing_07593.mp4 I want you to know that with Rachel staying here... all my feelings from before are totally over. And even if they weren't... when you walk in on a woman using a breast pump... ,Track2_Testing_07594.mp4 "Well, it's way better than...",Track2_Testing_07595.mp4 He found us in soap.,Track2_Testing_07596.mp4 "I KNOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS. I CAN'T SEE YOU EITHER. ",Track2_Testing_07597.mp4 "Oh. Okay. So -- So, back then, when you said that you -- you weren't ""into this,"" you meant that you weren't into me.",Track2_Testing_07598.mp4 "So, what do you wanna do now? ",Track2_Testing_07599.mp4 You've been grinding around like Lola Falana.,Track2_Testing_07600.mp4 "I wish I was in kindergarten again. Oh, not me.",Track2_Testing_07601.mp4 Men get crazy about their animals.,Track2_Testing_07602.mp4 That is big. ,Track2_Testing_07603.mp4 Why didn't you tell me that?,Track2_Testing_07604.mp4 So how are you liking your new digs?,Track2_Testing_07605.mp4 swims with the baby chick.,Track2_Testing_07606.mp4 "No, I'm not. Let's just get this over with.",Track2_Testing_07607.mp4 We are. I can't hear you.,Track2_Testing_07608.mp4 "R... THAT'S WHAT I SAID! ROSS, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE. NO, THANK YOU FOR... THANK YOU. ",Track2_Testing_07609.mp4 "AS YOU SWING UP, AND THEN ROTATE THOSE HIPS.",Track2_Testing_07610.mp4 OF COURSE! ,Track2_Testing_07611.mp4 [ Laughing ] I wasn't even playing.,Track2_Testing_07612.mp4 I TURNED DOWN THAT HOTEL JOB OFFER.,Track2_Testing_07613.mp4 A little. ,Track2_Testing_07614.mp4 Why? You're management.,Track2_Testing_07615.mp4 "Just like you stole my family of plastic Thanksgiving turkeys, my inflatable Easter bunny, and my Uncle Sam piñata, all for your open houses.",Track2_Testing_07616.mp4 "I'm -- I'm so sorry I forgot yesterday, um, but I love you, and I hope that this makes up for it.",Track2_Testing_07617.mp4 What? You ,Track2_Testing_07618.mp4 "I'D LOVE TO, BUT YOUR DAD PLAYED HARDBALL AND WE LOST IT.",Track2_Testing_07619.mp4 "Look, I'm sorry, but the God I worship does not let his roots show, so...",Track2_Testing_07620.mp4 "Wow. Well, if I could be of any service...",Track2_Testing_07621.mp4 But I doubt I'll ever feel comfortable in it.,Track2_Testing_07622.mp4 "Okay, this grid represents the room. All we need to do is plot out where each squeak is and we can find a quiet path to the crib. ",Track2_Testing_07623.mp4 I CAN'T TAKE THE BIG WHITE DOG. YOU LOVE IT. ,Track2_Testing_07624.mp4 Phil! Phil!Oh! I got you!,Track2_Testing_07625.mp4 "Fine, a dollar. ",Track2_Testing_07626.mp4 I think I'm maturing.,Track2_Testing_07627.mp4 "Oh, dear God! ",Track2_Testing_07628.mp4 Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet.,Track2_Testing_07629.mp4 "Oh, well, one summer,",Track2_Testing_07630.mp4 No. No. I wanna be alert if the kids need me.,Track2_Testing_07631.mp4 I don't know what to say. ,Track2_Testing_07632.mp4 "Okay, this is crazy.",Track2_Testing_07633.mp4 WHY ARE YOU PICKING NOW TO TALK ABOUT ALL THIS?,Track2_Testing_07634.mp4 There's a wet Band-Aid on the shower floor. ,Track2_Testing_07635.mp4 ...and let other guys see you naked? ,Track2_Testing_07636.mp4 "I'm not mad, but I don't wantto make it a habit of sending...nudes.",Track2_Testing_07637.mp4 Yeah. I know.,Track2_Testing_07638.mp4 Mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_07639.mp4 I should have been honest and told you the gift was too much. ,Track2_Testing_07640.mp4 I transgressed.,Track2_Testing_07641.mp4 Are you honestly comparing Thanksgiving dinner at Wolowitz's mom's with one of the greatest tragedies in the history of mankind? ,Track2_Testing_07642.mp4 You're skipping out on ClosetCon?,Track2_Testing_07643.mp4 What kind of revenge is that? This woman screwed with my job. She's got to pay. ,Track2_Testing_07644.mp4 "Oh, uh, just a little research.",Track2_Testing_07645.mp4 "Darn it!I'm trying to send an e-mail. This mouse keeps sticking.Pretty big reaction. It's 10 bucks, tops.",Track2_Testing_07646.mp4 He thinks I'm pregnant!,Track2_Testing_07647.mp4 "Wait a minute, I have a date tomorrow night. ",Track2_Testing_07648.mp4 YOU LOST YOUR JOB?,Track2_Testing_07649.mp4 "Now is that the one where the man has to face out, but the woman...",Track2_Testing_07650.mp4 What the hell is that supposed to mean?,Track2_Testing_07651.mp4 IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED? THAT'S ALL! ,Track2_Testing_07652.mp4 I don't know. They just canceled the photo shoot and said they're rethinking it. ,Track2_Testing_07653.mp4 "Come on, you're all heroic and Paul bunyan-y, and I'm... I'm, like, some sissy man with... with pinkish cheeks and a turned-out heel.",Track2_Testing_07654.mp4 "No. Look, this has to stop. ",Track2_Testing_07655.mp4 "All right, let's say a physician was prescribing one of our competitor's drugs. How would you convince them to switch to ours? ",Track2_Testing_07656.mp4 Then why do you throw like one? ,Track2_Testing_07657.mp4 - Hello? — please tell me that you have my shoes.,Track2_Testing_07658.mp4 Ah. Was I that obvious?,Track2_Testing_07659.mp4 Tulips!,Track2_Testing_07660.mp4 Is it true they used scuba gear... ...to create the sound of Darth Vader breathing? ,Track2_Testing_07661.mp4 Ah. Perfect! Ow!,Track2_Testing_07662.mp4 "What happened to ""you can't live without me four days a week""? ",Track2_Testing_07663.mp4 Yes!,Track2_Testing_07664.mp4 "- You might wanna get back in there. - Oh, okay. ",Track2_Testing_07665.mp4 "No. That Madonna's a lousy actress, and so are you.",Track2_Testing_07666.mp4 "No, no, I just came from the gym. Guess how much / benched",Track2_Testing_07667.mp4 "I was feeling that, too.Mm.",Track2_Testing_07668.mp4 Why would you do that? ,Track2_Testing_07669.mp4 "DO YOU REALLY SERVE PEOPLE ""SNEEZERS""? ",Track2_Testing_07670.mp4 LeVar Burton. LeVar Burton. LeVar Burton. ,Track2_Testing_07671.mp4 "AH, LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT. ",Track2_Testing_07672.mp4 Will you go over and introduce yourself?,Track2_Testing_07673.mp4 - Is it that obvious? - You said “dagburn” at breakfast.,Track2_Testing_07674.mp4 Interesting. You can believe that... {\an8}...but God filling an Ark with animals two-by-two is nonsense. ,Track2_Testing_07675.mp4 I like it too much when you win.,Track2_Testing_07676.mp4 Jealous.,Track2_Testing_07677.mp4 YOU ARE RIGHT THERE WITH EMILY; ,Track2_Testing_07678.mp4 Six months? ,Track2_Testing_07679.mp4 Don't bother. She's not in the mood forjokes. Your results are great.,Track2_Testing_07680.mp4 "Oh, God!Oh, it's okay!",Track2_Testing_07681.mp4 "And if there's one person in the world i trust, it is you.",Track2_Testing_07682.mp4 "SO, YOU STILL THINK YOU, UM... MIGHT WANT THAT FIFTH DATE? ",Track2_Testing_07683.mp4 DOES IT INVOLVE TRAVEL? ,Track2_Testing_07684.mp4 "OH, SORRY. DID I GET YOU? ",Track2_Testing_07685.mp4 I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS. ,Track2_Testing_07686.mp4 I liked how happy you were when you thought i was pregnant.,Track2_Testing_07687.mp4 "It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows. It's a two-person job. ",Track2_Testing_07688.mp4 A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set... ...from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link... ...between these events? ,Track2_Testing_07689.mp4 [ Sighs ] Yes.,Track2_Testing_07690.mp4 YEAH.,Track2_Testing_07691.mp4 "Can you see how a grown man, an accomplished scientist... ...who invests in a store that sells picture books about flying men in colorful underwear... ...might be wasting both his financial and intellectual resources? ",Track2_Testing_07692.mp4 Nothing happened here!,Track2_Testing_07693.mp4 I'm not going with you to Comic-Con. ,Track2_Testing_07694.mp4 "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO END UP LIKE THIS. I'LL SEE YOU, MAN. ",Track2_Testing_07695.mp4 "Calm down, it's gonna be okay. ",Track2_Testing_07696.mp4 "Yes, it is.",Track2_Testing_07697.mp4 "Oh, wait.",Track2_Testing_07698.mp4 Uh...so -- so great. So tough.,Track2_Testing_07699.mp4 That is not a compromise. A compromise is me driving you everywhere because you refuse to learn how. ,Track2_Testing_07700.mp4 " ON THERE BUT NOW IT JUST SAYS ""CARROT CAKE."" ",Track2_Testing_07701.mp4 "Oh, there's so much I want to change. ",Track2_Testing_07702.mp4 Also in the Rolodex! Also in the Rolodex!,Track2_Testing_07703.mp4 I'm just being honest with you.,Track2_Testing_07704.mp4 Alright. Okay.,Track2_Testing_07705.mp4 So you decided to go with Bleeding Clown?,Track2_Testing_07706.mp4 "You know. Like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner. But then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know: ",Track2_Testing_07707.mp4 "Cameron, the water makes it so worse. No! Excuse me. Excuse me.",Track2_Testing_07708.mp4 "I am trying to help you out here, Gloria, but this just isn't me.",Track2_Testing_07709.mp4 "That's Sonia's fiancé, right?",Track2_Testing_07710.mp4 "[AS CHILD] Mommy, why are you crying? ",Track2_Testing_07711.mp4 And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny... ...that might have someday led to sex. ,Track2_Testing_07712.mp4 YES. TOTALLY.,Track2_Testing_07713.mp4 "OH, KYLIE TEXTED ME.",Track2_Testing_07714.mp4 I'm dying to see what you come up with next.,Track2_Testing_07715.mp4 "Oh, that's all right, sir. And that's just one girl. ",Track2_Testing_07716.mp4 "Ay, look at this.An empty coffee can.Do you know what men used to buy me?",Track2_Testing_07717.mp4 "That explains the fog rolling over the hill.And who's Cody, who you're close enough to chunk with,but mysteriously only appears in this story?",Track2_Testing_07718.mp4 Okay. We were going out. You were gonna get sex anyway. ,Track2_Testing_07719.mp4 我绝对不会强迫你雇用你不喜欢用的人 I would never force you to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with. ,Track2_Testing_07720.mp4 "Oh, my God, to be pitied by Margaret...",Track2_Testing_07721.mp4 Really? She needed all of this?,Track2_Testing_07722.mp4 I remember that.,Track2_Testing_07723.mp4 Now do you see what it's liketo spend your birthday alone?,Track2_Testing_07724.mp4 HATS AND SHIRT AND CDs. JUST SORT OF STUFF THAT YOU'VE LEFT HERE. ,Track2_Testing_07725.mp4 Whose bra is this? ,Track2_Testing_07726.mp4 "Sorry, for once, you're not getting your way.",Track2_Testing_07727.mp4 I don't think you have to worry about Penny telling my sister. ,Track2_Testing_07728.mp4 We took quite a detour from what I understand to be your thesis. ,Track2_Testing_07729.mp4 [ Chuckling ] What are youdoing here?,Track2_Testing_07730.mp4 "Come on, Bernie, breathe. Remember what you learned in birthing class. ",Track2_Testing_07731.mp4 Can we do it earlier? I have a midterm tomorrow.,Track2_Testing_07732.mp4 I always do.,Track2_Testing_07733.mp4 The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie. ,Track2_Testing_07734.mp4 "She said it would ""slow down"" whatever mistake I was about to make.",Track2_Testing_07735.mp4 "Whatevs, Daddio.",Track2_Testing_07736.mp4 [ Whimpers ] Y-You know I cry when you cry.,Track2_Testing_07737.mp4 "I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home, and I forgot it. ",Track2_Testing_07738.mp4 Y-you hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends. ,Track2_Testing_07739.mp4 "We should probably, uh,hit the road soon.",Track2_Testing_07740.mp4 "What I was thinking was, I'd have a staff of five. Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_07741.mp4 "Well, he seemed... ",Track2_Testing_07742.mp4 "Well, let me ask you one.",Track2_Testing_07743.mp4 BECAUSE WE HADN'T SPENT ANY TIME TOGETHER.,Track2_Testing_07744.mp4 "Oh, I really don't think you're right for the part. ",Track2_Testing_07745.mp4 Sefioufly? Yeah!,Track2_Testing_07746.mp4 So Coke. ,Track2_Testing_07747.mp4 "Hey, stranger!",Track2_Testing_07748.mp4 Oh!,Track2_Testing_07749.mp4 "- Oh, this takes me back. - Yeah, I love it.",Track2_Testing_07750.mp4 It's not okay to do it in a doctor's office... but it is okay to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell? ,Track2_Testing_07751.mp4 "OH, WELL, LET'S LOOK FOR THEM. ",Track2_Testing_07752.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, THE MAN IN THAT PICTURE IS CHUCK MANGIONE. ",Track2_Testing_07753.mp4 "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! ",Track2_Testing_07754.mp4 "Just saying ""Hey."" Hurts, doesn't it?",Track2_Testing_07755.mp4 And I lost.,Track2_Testing_07756.mp4 REALLY? I'D LOVE TO BE CLOSE TO HOME.,Track2_Testing_07757.mp4 I won't freak out. Shoot,Track2_Testing_07758.mp4 "YEAH, BUT -- ...OR THE BACK RUBS.",Track2_Testing_07759.mp4 "OKAY, ROSS, TRY TO HEAR ME, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_07760.mp4 Why? Does it turn you on? ,Track2_Testing_07761.mp4 "I saw Beth in a whole new way, and we were able to move forward.",Track2_Testing_07762.mp4 THAT IS SO GREAT. ,Track2_Testing_07763.mp4 "Mama's Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois. ",Track2_Testing_07764.mp4 "You're gonna have so much fun hanging out up here with your buddies.Trust me. When you get older, it all changes.",Track2_Testing_07765.mp4 "Okay, that is not the way you talk to talent.",Track2_Testing_07766.mp4 WE BROKE UP.,Track2_Testing_07767.mp4 "Hard choices, Mitchell.",Track2_Testing_07768.mp4 And then one day --,Track2_Testing_07769.mp4 "Oh, hey. Hey.",Track2_Testing_07770.mp4 "I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay? ",Track2_Testing_07771.mp4 "Look, I-I gotta say, um --",Track2_Testing_07772.mp4 "UM, WHEN YOU SAID I WOULD BE DESTROYED IF WE HAD KISSED,",Track2_Testing_07773.mp4 "And, by the way, it doesn't feel very nice to know that you don't think that I can run your company.",Track2_Testing_07774.mp4 Relearn the lyrics to --,Track2_Testing_07775.mp4 "NOTHING. I, UH... IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW THAT THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE. ",Track2_Testing_07776.mp4 "Well, if you ask me, she's being a terrible mother.",Track2_Testing_07777.mp4 "Why shouldn't they be? They have a feverish night... ...of socially-approved copulation ahead of them. In some cultures, we'd stand outside their room... ...cheering as they achieved orgasm. ",Track2_Testing_07778.mp4 Are you gonna do that every time?,Track2_Testing_07779.mp4 We do. And I expect you to be on your best behavior. ,Track2_Testing_07780.mp4 "OR YOU CAN PICK YOURSELF UP, MARCH INTO THAT SCHOOL,",Track2_Testing_07781.mp4 "Truthfully, I've never given it any thought... ...but it has been pointed out to me that you carry DNA of great potential. ",Track2_Testing_07782.mp4 WHAT?! YEAH.,Track2_Testing_07783.mp4 "OH, NO, NOT YOU, TOO? ",Track2_Testing_07784.mp4 "I didn't say the snacks were for you, now, did I, Nosy Rosie? ",Track2_Testing_07785.mp4 "OH, GOD, STOP WITH THE PLAN. SO WHAT? SO WHAT IF YOU SAW HIM WITH A GIRL. WHO CARES? IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH DANNY AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO CHARMING HE'S GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID SUBWAY GIRL. ",Track2_Testing_07786.mp4 What is the problem? ,Track2_Testing_07787.mp4 YOU DO? THANKS. YEAH. ,Track2_Testing_07788.mp4 WE HAVEN'T SEEN AN ANUS THIS BAD SINCE THE '70s. ,Track2_Testing_07789.mp4 I just put them in there so they wouldn't wilt before you got home.,Track2_Testing_07790.mp4 I got it at this hipster place downtown.,Track2_Testing_07791.mp4 "Well, maybe it is. Is it? I don't know.",Track2_Testing_07792.mp4 WITH A DUSTING OF CINNAMON.,Track2_Testing_07793.mp4 "Okay, listen to me. Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back. ",Track2_Testing_07794.mp4 And you're right -- I can be self-centered and emotional.,Track2_Testing_07795.mp4 What? That wasn't a ring box.,Track2_Testing_07796.mp4 "I'M NOT WRONG. I WISH I WAS. I'M SORRY. I BET THAT BARIUM ENEMA DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD NOW, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_07797.mp4 I am calling.,Track2_Testing_07798.mp4 Remember? Don't ask too many questions? ,Track2_Testing_07799.mp4 The kid is right. I'm too competitive.,Track2_Testing_07800.mp4 "HONEY, WAIT. WE ONLY DID IT ONCE. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. ",Track2_Testing_07801.mp4 "Is this what you do when I'm not here, make really good points? ",Track2_Testing_07802.mp4 "OH, OH, I SEE WHAT THIS IS.",Track2_Testing_07803.mp4 I'm good. Thank you.,Track2_Testing_07804.mp4 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO A BASKETBALL GAME WITH... YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY... BASKETBALL BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE TICKETS TO THE... ",Track2_Testing_07805.mp4 "No, I can't go back there.",Track2_Testing_07806.mp4 Okay. Now we just need something borrowed. ,Track2_Testing_07807.mp4 "OH, MY GOD! ",Track2_Testing_07808.mp4 Remember that Halloween when I wouldn't let you go as Olivia Newton-John?You see what I did? I used your momentum against you.I learned this choke from the Gracie brothers.,Track2_Testing_07809.mp4 It's just a fun thing.,Track2_Testing_07810.mp4 WHAT'S THIS? ,Track2_Testing_07811.mp4 "And you have every right to be mad about those things. So, why don't you let me handle the credit card bill this month, huh? I mean, don't even look at it. ",Track2_Testing_07812.mp4 Our children are horrible.,Track2_Testing_07813.mp4 We did raise the roof that night. ,Track2_Testing_07814.mp4 "- Then go. Go! - Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't! ",Track2_Testing_07815.mp4 I'm just trying to keep it light for him.,Track2_Testing_07816.mp4 Is it the admissions committee slitting their wrists?,Track2_Testing_07817.mp4 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY? BUT YOUR PLACE KIND OF HAS A WEIRD SMELL. ,Track2_Testing_07818.mp4 "Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground. ",Track2_Testing_07819.mp4 "Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid,because they went through a surrogate.",Track2_Testing_07820.mp4 "Oh, yeah.",Track2_Testing_07821.mp4 DEMI MOORE IS NOT A HE. ,Track2_Testing_07822.mp4 "Alex. Sorry. I'm just worried about Luke.A lot of parents are hitting again. I appreciate your concern,",Track2_Testing_07823.mp4 It'll never be the same.,Track2_Testing_07824.mp4 WE JUST WENT OUT. ,Track2_Testing_07825.mp4 Um -- No. Let's face it.,Track2_Testing_07826.mp4 "All right, great. ",Track2_Testing_07827.mp4 You think it's better than Tennessee Williams? ,Track2_Testing_07828.mp4 Nothing magical about them.,Track2_Testing_07829.mp4 "UNLESS IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT, BUT THIS IS.",Track2_Testing_07830.mp4 "Hey, fella.",Track2_Testing_07831.mp4 THAT ONE OF US LIKES AND THE OTHER DOESN'T?,Track2_Testing_07832.mp4 "Yeah, I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This has gotta be killing her. ",Track2_Testing_07833.mp4 I'm just here to help you.,Track2_Testing_07834.mp4 "I, UH...",Track2_Testing_07835.mp4 IT DOES FEEL NICE TO TALK ABOUT IT.,Track2_Testing_07836.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_07837.mp4 I need you to worry about this less.,Track2_Testing_07838.mp4 THIS IS THE THING... ,Track2_Testing_07839.mp4 I BROKE DOWN CRYING. MY CHARCOAL RAN LIKE MASCARA.,Track2_Testing_07840.mp4 "Well, you can't have your first kiss again, but you can have your next one right in there.",Track2_Testing_07841.mp4 Like what? Do they know about your brother? ,Track2_Testing_07842.mp4 Bonjour.,Track2_Testing_07843.mp4 You're a purebred. Stop acting like a mutt.,Track2_Testing_07844.mp4 "Mom, you know me and homework.",Track2_Testing_07845.mp4 My grandfather saved his life during a train robbery.,Track2_Testing_07846.mp4 "Oh, honey, the cute ones rarely are.",Track2_Testing_07847.mp4 "Okay, don't you see what's happening?",Track2_Testing_07848.mp4 SORRY. AREN'T -- AREN'T WE --,Track2_Testing_07849.mp4 "You must be thinking about Donny and Marie, 'cause you and I are clearly talking about Sonny and Cher. ",Track2_Testing_07850.mp4 You're acting crazy.,Track2_Testing_07851.mp4 I think we are.,Track2_Testing_07852.mp4 "Oh, this grate.",Track2_Testing_07853.mp4 WHEN I WAS YOU. IT'S ALL JOEY'S FAULT BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS NOSE OPEN. ,Track2_Testing_07854.mp4 Are you gonna help me or not?,Track2_Testing_07855.mp4 "WELL, THIS MORNING, UH, I WOKE UP",Track2_Testing_07856.mp4 "An elaborately choreographed dance at our wedding, and now it's been done to death?",Track2_Testing_07857.mp4 "Look. I get it, but... ...before we pass up on an incredible opportunity... ...I was thinking about when Howard was training to go into space... -...they put him in a simulated environment. -Interesting. ",Track2_Testing_07858.mp4 THERE YOU GO. YEAH. ,Track2_Testing_07859.mp4 BECAUSE I FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY.,Track2_Testing_07860.mp4 I know your style has always been just tough it out and -- and beat back every threat --,Track2_Testing_07861.mp4 "Um, actually, Claire, something's come up,so... gotta go.",Track2_Testing_07862.mp4 IS THAT ALL? ,Track2_Testing_07863.mp4 It's hard to like someone when you don't like yourself.,Track2_Testing_07864.mp4 I used some of the jewelry techniques you taught us. ,Track2_Testing_07865.mp4 "One of the kids had an ID, and she bought some drinks. Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_07866.mp4 "This is crazy. I mean, six years... ...and because of me, you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? ",Track2_Testing_07867.mp4 get to see you in your birthday suit. ,Track2_Testing_07868.mp4 "Oh, uh, G-Gloria,maybe you didn't notice that there's a second side to my note.",Track2_Testing_07869.mp4 It was enough to make you curse God for giving you the ability to love.,Track2_Testing_07870.mp4 "Well, there is our quantum cognition experiment. You and I could spend more time on that. ",Track2_Testing_07871.mp4 It used to be so impressiveback in its day.,Track2_Testing_07872.mp4 That's a terrible drawing!,Track2_Testing_07873.mp4 "Well, I was just trying to salvage that story, okay?I told you not to tell it, you told it, and it died.",Track2_Testing_07874.mp4 WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED?,Track2_Testing_07875.mp4 Because she's knee—deep in Luke's egg-drop project.,Track2_Testing_07876.mp4 I don't even know how I got her in the first place.,Track2_Testing_07877.mp4 I SAW A LOW-ANGLE PHOTO OF ME THE OTHER DAY.,Track2_Testing_07878.mp4 "From now on, we're gonna do new things all the time.",Track2_Testing_07879.mp4 I suppose we can stay up and talk. ,Track2_Testing_07880.mp4 "IF ANYONE CAN MAKE THIS WORK, IT'S YOU AND ME.",Track2_Testing_07881.mp4 Most people her age don't embrace technology. ,Track2_Testing_07882.mp4 "WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU AND ME. IT HAD TO END SOMETIME. ",Track2_Testing_07883.mp4 Show me your citrus peels. ,Track2_Testing_07884.mp4 This dog is a worse hoarder than your uncle Clayton.,Track2_Testing_07885.mp4 "Okay, good, 'cause that's what I want, too. ",Track2_Testing_07886.mp4 I know what you're doing.And I really appreciate it.,Track2_Testing_07887.mp4 SWEETIE... EDGES... ,Track2_Testing_07888.mp4 "Well, that's very offens...",Track2_Testing_07889.mp4 RETURN THIS FIRST THING TOMORROW.,Track2_Testing_07890.mp4 "I'm not the one who told you this, but magic isn't actually magic.",Track2_Testing_07891.mp4 "I mean say the word ""nothing."" Word.",Track2_Testing_07892.mp4 "Come on, do I really have to? ",Track2_Testing_07893.mp4 ...on our anniversary.,Track2_Testing_07894.mp4 "What kind of tests? If there's anything wrong, I'll give you a call.",Track2_Testing_07895.mp4 Ohhhh.,Track2_Testing_07896.mp4 Can we get back to work? ,Track2_Testing_07897.mp4 Sheldor back online. ,Track2_Testing_07898.mp4 "IF I HAVE TO, I'LL-I'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN. I'LL DO THE 4:00 FEEDING THING. I'LL GO TO THE P.T.A. MEETINGS. I'LL COACH THE SOCCER TEAM. ",Track2_Testing_07899.mp4 Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more. ,Track2_Testing_07900.mp4 I thought she was from Arkansas.,Track2_Testing_07901.mp4 "It was 20 years ago, and I only dated him for six months.",Track2_Testing_07902.mp4 There you go. I'm proud of you.,Track2_Testing_07903.mp4 "I hate to break it to you, but you're not Batman.",Track2_Testing_07904.mp4 Why don't I talk to your dad? ,Track2_Testing_07905.mp4 Stuart's kind of interested in Amy. ,Track2_Testing_07906.mp4 Where did you go? To get a sweatshirt.,Track2_Testing_07907.mp4 "Old Navy buddy of mine, Big Jake, died today.",Track2_Testing_07908.mp4 I think it'll make you feel better. I think I already do.,Track2_Testing_07909.mp4 "OKAY. I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO SOUND REALLY STUPID BUT I FEEL... I FEEL THAT IF I CAN DO THIS... YOU KNOW, IF I CAN ACTUALLY DO MY OWN LAUNDRY THERE ISN'T ANYTHING I CAN'T DO. ",Track2_Testing_07910.mp4 I think I've been trying to make Mom into the bad guy.,Track2_Testing_07911.mp4 "Oh, he's definitely dead. What?!",Track2_Testing_07912.mp4 Don't you think it might be a little weird to work for someone you used to date? ,Track2_Testing_07913.mp4 "Oh, well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx and was on a diuretic for 48 hours.",Track2_Testing_07914.mp4 YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD BREAK UP WITH HER. I DID BREAK UP WITH HER. ,Track2_Testing_07915.mp4 Try wearing a snake around your neck and then act annoyed when people want to talk about it.,Track2_Testing_07916.mp4 "Howard, please. This is Stephen Hawking. Perhaps my only intellectual equal. ",Track2_Testing_07917.mp4 You are standing on the site of the future Dunphy Tower.,Track2_Testing_07918.mp4 HEY...,Track2_Testing_07919.mp4 You hate the sound of all those keys on his key chain. ,Track2_Testing_07920.mp4 Hey.,Track2_Testing_07921.mp4 HE AND GREGORY WERE IN THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE AN HOUR.,Track2_Testing_07922.mp4 "Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy... but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives. ",Track2_Testing_07923.mp4 "Wow, this is so cool.",Track2_Testing_07924.mp4 -No. -I just want to know why a five-year-old boy puts on his mom's makeup and wears balloon boobies. ,Track2_Testing_07925.mp4 Good.,Track2_Testing_07926.mp4 ♪ Cooking an adventure ♪,Track2_Testing_07927.mp4 "Okay, we're done here.",Track2_Testing_07928.mp4 And that thing is...?,Track2_Testing_07929.mp4 DATING MY KID. MITCHELL?,Track2_Testing_07930.mp4 "I'M NOT GONNA. OH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL? IF YOU HAD A FRIEND NAMED PETE THEN I COULD SAY, ""YEAH, I KNOW PETE. HE'S FRIENDS WITH MY BROTHER."" I GOT A FRIEND NAMED MARK. ",Track2_Testing_07931.mp4 I want you. I need you. Let me make love to you. ,Track2_Testing_07932.mp4 I DON'T KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_07933.mp4 Who cares? What about merit?,Track2_Testing_07934.mp4 What insult? ,Track2_Testing_07935.mp4 You do? ,Track2_Testing_07936.mp4 We could invite himfor a glass of wine.,Track2_Testing_07937.mp4 "NO, NO. GOOD. ME NEITHER. ",Track2_Testing_07938.mp4 STALKER.,Track2_Testing_07939.mp4 "I miss you. I miss you, too. ",Track2_Testing_07940.mp4 "I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO YOU,",Track2_Testing_07941.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, SO... WAS IT AMAZING? ",Track2_Testing_07942.mp4 I am going to call him and tell him what a good boy he is.,Track2_Testing_07943.mp4 "You mean leave?Oh, copy that.",Track2_Testing_07944.mp4 "Oh, thank God. ",Track2_Testing_07945.mp4 "Please, please, please. Let me meet Hawking. ",Track2_Testing_07946.mp4 "Okay. It was the ramp thing, wasn't it? You know, I felt really good about it.",Track2_Testing_07947.mp4 "Now, see, when I first meet somebody ",Track2_Testing_07948.mp4 Look at you. You can't even put on your boxer-briefs in a men's locker room without your little terrycloth shame skirt.,Track2_Testing_07949.mp4 "Branches are still in the front yard, i just took a rake to the face,",Track2_Testing_07950.mp4 "Mm. I mean, you can see it, right?",Track2_Testing_07951.mp4 "OKAY, OKAY... OKAY. ",Track2_Testing_07952.mp4 You don't even drive!,Track2_Testing_07953.mp4 Why did we ever decide to have a kid? I don't know.,Track2_Testing_07954.mp4 THE WALTHAM RESIDENCE. ,Track2_Testing_07955.mp4 Jeff? Claire pritchett?,Track2_Testing_07956.mp4 BECAUSE IT'LL TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT. TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. I JUST DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT. ,Track2_Testing_07957.mp4 "No. Oh, you should see it. It is a beautiful piece of machinery. Anyway, uh... I backed over your pet pig with it. ",Track2_Testing_07958.mp4 "I just wanna stop in, say hi to my boyfriend, and meet his new assistant. ",Track2_Testing_07959.mp4 """A Cry for Help"" as a cry for help.",Track2_Testing_07960.mp4 "Well, then you'll want some manganese. ",Track2_Testing_07961.mp4 Shouldn't be the only thing that the baby should hear.,Track2_Testing_07962.mp4 How much fun is this gonna be?,Track2_Testing_07963.mp4 Right now?,Track2_Testing_07964.mp4 "Trust me, this is the right thing. ",Track2_Testing_07965.mp4 "{\an8}I have to be honest with you, Leonard. I'm truly worried. ",Track2_Testing_07966.mp4 What the hell are you talking about?,Track2_Testing_07967.mp4 "I want you. I need you. I must have you, Janice Litman-Goralnik neé Hosenstein. ",Track2_Testing_07968.mp4 -Why? -So I can shoot you with a spitball. ,Track2_Testing_07969.mp4 """You might want to move on from this one,"" and Dad said, ""I thought you liked men""?",Track2_Testing_07970.mp4 You think of some creative art project that requires denim?,Track2_Testing_07971.mp4 "Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska. When we shoot things, we wanna eat them... ...or make them leave our boyfriends alone. Ha, ha. ",Track2_Testing_07972.mp4 "SO WHEN, WHEN DO YOU LEAVE? ",Track2_Testing_07973.mp4 You just said a bunch of stuff I don't know there. ,Track2_Testing_07974.mp4 "Now, you may notice some tingling. ",Track2_Testing_07975.mp4 HEY-- YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. ,Track2_Testing_07976.mp4 "{\an8}Why would they say ""at least""? {\an8}Is it 10 toggles? Is it a hundred toggles, you know? {\an8}Is it a thousand toggles? Ten thousand toggles? ",Track2_Testing_07977.mp4 "Okay, well... ...this isn't easy to say, because... ...I love you, but... ...I need some time... ...to take a step back and reevaluate our situation. ",Track2_Testing_07978.mp4 "No, what happened was you got jealous... ...so you took away a chance for me to get publicity. ",Track2_Testing_07979.mp4 YOU HAVE A WINDOW! ,Track2_Testing_07980.mp4 You two wanna be alone? ,Track2_Testing_07981.mp4 "Well, you know, if it's a model she needs, she's come to the right place. Oh, boy.",Track2_Testing_07982.mp4 What ya reading there? A book?,Track2_Testing_07983.mp4 What else? ,Track2_Testing_07984.mp4 What did I do to deservea wife cool enough to let me keep my dad's RVand his newborn parrot?,Track2_Testing_07985.mp4 "Gee, Sheldon, you're asking the wrong girl. I'm usually on the other side of the tie. ",Track2_Testing_07986.mp4 REALLY? I LIKE YOUR NATURAL COLOR. ,Track2_Testing_07987.mp4 "How hard did you press start?Well, that shouldn't matter!",Track2_Testing_07988.mp4 That's the one. And you have a 12-year-old daughter who reads those posts -- you might want to tell her that's not science.,Track2_Testing_07989.mp4 It's fun being part of a team.,Track2_Testing_07990.mp4 Something about Latin music... ...makes me feel like I'm on a white sand beach in Rio. ,Track2_Testing_07991.mp4 Those are map coordinates. ,Track2_Testing_07992.mp4 "Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx, balances the buttocks. -This is a chair worthy of the name. -What name? ",Track2_Testing_07993.mp4 That was really a lifesaver.,Track2_Testing_07994.mp4 "Morning, Rachel. ",Track2_Testing_07995.mp4 "Keeping accurate track of your alcohol intake. Smart idea, considering how trampy you get when you've had a few. ",Track2_Testing_07996.mp4 "Yeah, I did! ",Track2_Testing_07997.mp4 "And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous? ",Track2_Testing_07998.mp4 "Oh, my god. Stop now. We can only screw it up from here.",Track2_Testing_07999.mp4 I think you'd have a different attitude about this if I was the one constantly making unilateral decisions.,Track2_Testing_08000.mp4 "We're talking about the same Leonard, right? ",Track2_Testing_08001.mp4 Not that bad yet. But it gets darker for the next four hours. ,Track2_Testing_08002.mp4 "Good, 'cause it shouldn't, you know?",Track2_Testing_08003.mp4 "YES, YES, YES. YOU DO WANT TO KNOW. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. ",Track2_Testing_08004.mp4 "It does say something. He used to, before his little voice box broke.",Track2_Testing_08005.mp4 Okay. I'm so sorry for touching your hand with my boob.,Track2_Testing_08006.mp4 "Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no. ",Track2_Testing_08007.mp4 "NO, UNLESS YOU CAN CONVINCE TOM BRADY TO SPEND THE NIGHT,",Track2_Testing_08008.mp4 "I ACTUALLY AM. I MEAN, THIS IS AMAZING. MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE FEARED THIS PLACE. AND NOW THAT I'M HERE IT'S LIKE, WHAT WAS THE BIG DEAL? I MEAN, I COULD PROBABLY SAY, ""LET'S MOVE IN TOGETHER"" AND I'D BE OKAY. ",Track2_Testing_08009.mp4 You got any string cheese? ,Track2_Testing_08010.mp4 "Mitchell, take responsibility -- You eat bread, you billow.",Track2_Testing_08011.mp4 You sound like the guy who was sick on the news.,Track2_Testing_08012.mp4 "I WISH. YOU KNOW, HE WAS JUST TRYING ",Track2_Testing_08013.mp4 Would you like to talk about it? ,Track2_Testing_08014.mp4 "MM, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT.",Track2_Testing_08015.mp4 "Oh, I'm -- I'm worried this Luke and Manny thing will affect me and Gloria at work.",Track2_Testing_08016.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU'RE IN A MEADOW MILLIONS OF STARS IN THE SKY... ",Track2_Testing_08017.mp4 What do you do? You just go out there and gambol about like a bunny? ,Track2_Testing_08018.mp4 "WELL, YOU CAN SPILL... IN THE SINK. ",Track2_Testing_08019.mp4 It's your body! Who decided?! Again!,Track2_Testing_08020.mp4 She got a quiche.,Track2_Testing_08021.mp4 I paid to have this done. ,Track2_Testing_08022.mp4 "OKAY, THEN HELP ME. I NEED HELP. I CAN'T DO THIS. ",Track2_Testing_08023.mp4 "WELL, YEAH. OH, GOD. ",Track2_Testing_08024.mp4 you went to Wizarding World without me! ,Track2_Testing_08025.mp4 "I am, uh, right behind you.",Track2_Testing_08026.mp4 "Also, I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 systems. ",Track2_Testing_08027.mp4 You need some time away.,Track2_Testing_08028.mp4 "WELL, IT WAS WORKING UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP ",Track2_Testing_08029.mp4 "Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun With Flags. My apologies that this episode is coming late. I did shoot one last week in honor of Black History Month... ...but I was informed by my roommate that my spot-on portrayal... ...of George Washington Carver could be considered ""wildly racist."" My heart goes out to the members of the African-American community... ...who, like me, have been kept down by the man. Now, Fun With Flags is not just for the flag aficionado... ...it's also for the flag novice. So to help me with that, please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin... ",Track2_Testing_08030.mp4 I can't.,Track2_Testing_08031.mp4 "If I can become awesome, so can Dylan.",Track2_Testing_08032.mp4 "You won't let me pick one thing, and you want to know why?",Track2_Testing_08033.mp4 "I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable... ...and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery. ",Track2_Testing_08034.mp4 "I mean, he calls her Debbie, she calls him Stewie... ...and they're all giggly around each other. And believe me, when food goes in that mouth, it does not come out. ",Track2_Testing_08035.mp4 If we were an old married couple... ...the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles. ,Track2_Testing_08036.mp4 "♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪ ",Track2_Testing_08037.mp4 "Gloria, are you all right?",Track2_Testing_08038.mp4 It was Dede.,Track2_Testing_08039.mp4 "You better watch that attitude, buddy. You're dating the popular girl now. ",Track2_Testing_08040.mp4 "Well, no, not socially. But, you know, just at work. ",Track2_Testing_08041.mp4 I don't know. What do you think? ,Track2_Testing_08042.mp4 "All right, do it. ",Track2_Testing_08043.mp4 "Uh, you know, when I was in high school, there was this girl who was talking about me behind my back, so me and all my friends, we cornered her in the bathroom and forgave her. ",Track2_Testing_08044.mp4 "So then, we have to say something.",Track2_Testing_08045.mp4 "U.S. Department of Defense, U.S. Navy, ""you"" and I are going to jail. ",Track2_Testing_08046.mp4 "And there's an anthropologist atschooL"" who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner. ",Track2_Testing_08047.mp4 "WHAT? A GUY WHO LOVES WHAT HE DOES, AND...",Track2_Testing_08048.mp4 What do you mean? ,Track2_Testing_08049.mp4 "Keep asking yourself that! But I still love you very much, so don't cut me out of the will. ",Track2_Testing_08050.mp4 LET'S SAY WE'RE EVEN!,Track2_Testing_08051.mp4 You okay? ,Track2_Testing_08052.mp4 "If I say something bad about Manny's girlfriend, he's not gonna listen, because I am the mother who thinks that nobody's good enough for her little boy.",Track2_Testing_08053.mp4 I remember my first crush. It was at summer camp.,Track2_Testing_08054.mp4 "Hey, isn't that Joe over there?",Track2_Testing_08055.mp4 JULIET. HOW IS SHE?,Track2_Testing_08056.mp4 We have the rest of our lives to dredge stuff up from the past and fight about it. So what do you think? Should we run next door and grab a bite? ,Track2_Testing_08057.mp4 "How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History... ...after everyone else has left, just the two of us... ...and he can touch anything he wants? I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist. You'll be there with us, and the touching refers only to bones... Fossils! ",Track2_Testing_08058.mp4 "WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS SERIOUS. ",Track2_Testing_08059.mp4 You know what my mother would say? She'd say... ...because you were not loved by your father and I was not loved by my mother... ...that having sex is our way of making up for intimacy we didn't get as children. ,Track2_Testing_08060.mp4 I'm on the one where I'm under a lot of pressure from my parents... ...to get married and settle down and have a family. And I'm going to do it so they don't find out I'm gay. ,Track2_Testing_08061.mp4 I am not negotiating a new bedtime.,Track2_Testing_08062.mp4 But is this who we are now?,Track2_Testing_08063.mp4 Anybody here from out of town?,Track2_Testing_08064.mp4 "Hey, Ross. ",Track2_Testing_08065.mp4 I have to take you? ,Track2_Testing_08066.mp4 I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS AGAIN! ,Track2_Testing_08067.mp4 I have a bone to pick with you. ,Track2_Testing_08068.mp4 "Oh, uh... didn't work out. ",Track2_Testing_08069.mp4 "- Got stood up, huh? - Eh, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date. ",Track2_Testing_08070.mp4 TO MOVE AROUND SOME FURNITURE TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY CHAIR. ,Track2_Testing_08071.mp4 It is. Did I not tell you about her? ,Track2_Testing_08072.mp4 "In fact, you inspired me recently.",Track2_Testing_08073.mp4 Priya and I are both adults. I didn't betray Raj. ,Track2_Testing_08074.mp4 I just had cobbler. ,Track2_Testing_08075.mp4 that bride of yours is fearless.,Track2_Testing_08076.mp4 Did I scare you?,Track2_Testing_08077.mp4 NO! NO! I AM! COME ON!,Track2_Testing_08078.mp4 WE'LL PUT BUCKLES ON IT. ,Track2_Testing_08079.mp4 Yes! We talked about it at yoga.,Track2_Testing_08080.mp4 CalShopTV?,Track2_Testing_08081.mp4 "OH, PLEASE. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH BABIES AND MARRIAGE AND EVERYTHING THAT'S RELATED TO BABIES AND-AND... MARRIAGE. ",Track2_Testing_08082.mp4 "Thank you for taking my call. I just wanted you to know that you can now expect enthusiastic participation from me regarding my discovery. No, no, no, no. No need to thank me. Thank my friend, Wil Wheaton. For your information, I have nine friends. Ten if we include you. ",Track2_Testing_08083.mp4 "Ay, why don't you come with me today and tell me if I'm just being crazy?",Track2_Testing_08084.mp4 He arm-wrestled him?,Track2_Testing_08085.mp4 You still exercising?,Track2_Testing_08086.mp4 "Oh, a little ""Red Dead Redemption,"" huh? ",Track2_Testing_08087.mp4 "Sorry, gotta fly.",Track2_Testing_08088.mp4 You do that? ,Track2_Testing_08089.mp4 "Phil, I know a million people, but I really don't have a lot of real friends.",Track2_Testing_08090.mp4 You're not jet-lagged.,Track2_Testing_08091.mp4 "Luke, Dylan, and Bill.",Track2_Testing_08092.mp4 "Oh, wow, a paisley shirt. ",Track2_Testing_08093.mp4 "Oh, yes. Thank you, Barb.",Track2_Testing_08094.mp4 This is money I'm not using. ,Track2_Testing_08095.mp4 CHICKS DON'T SWIM. ,Track2_Testing_08096.mp4 "Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. Oh, that does it too. ",Track2_Testing_08097.mp4 And I didn't think it would matter...,Track2_Testing_08098.mp4 YOUR MONKEY FOUND A NEW CAREER IN THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. ,Track2_Testing_08099.mp4 Kinda like it.,Track2_Testing_08100.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? EVERYBODY LOVES JOSEPH. ,Track2_Testing_08101.mp4 I don't believe in any of this!,Track2_Testing_08102.mp4 "Oh, my God! Wait! Did I... did I... ",Track2_Testing_08103.mp4 “Too late.”,Track2_Testing_08104.mp4 "You know, once, when I was a kid, my dad left my Luke Skywalker doll on an airplane,",Track2_Testing_08105.mp4 I feel like he's been avoiding me.,Track2_Testing_08106.mp4 "[ Sultry voice ] ""Dear Joe, wanna share half my Fruit Roll-Up?""",Track2_Testing_08107.mp4 "I, too, am in the throes of heartbreak. Okay, fine, I'll tell you about it. ",Track2_Testing_08108.mp4 Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony streaming live from Stockholm. ,Track2_Testing_08109.mp4 I was beating him so bad he doesn't wanna be friends anymore. Why does everyone love me except Stephen Hawking? ,Track2_Testing_08110.mp4 So this is why you kept me outside all day?,Track2_Testing_08111.mp4 for the dumb thing I said earlier.,Track2_Testing_08112.mp4 "All right. Look, let's think about this, okay? You think people are gonna disturb your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This isn't about people not caring that you're dead. This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief. ",Track2_Testing_08113.mp4 I have been hallucinating lately. ,Track2_Testing_08114.mp4 "OH, HOW MUCH WAS IT? ",Track2_Testing_08115.mp4 "What are you doing, perv?!",Track2_Testing_08116.mp4 "“They wanted a baby.And they heard that there was a very special baby in a faraway land...Who needed a family.She was a panda named Lily.One of the monkeys was scared.They'd never had a panda before.But they held Lily in their arms,and the scared monkey became the brave one.",Track2_Testing_08117.mp4 I crying I I know. That's just stupid dad stuff.,Track2_Testing_08118.mp4 Why are you telling me this now? ,Track2_Testing_08119.mp4 "No, seriously. ",Track2_Testing_08120.mp4 "WELL, I NEED ONE, SO I GUESS I'M GONNA GO HUG ANDY.",Track2_Testing_08121.mp4 "Yeah, okay. I got it. I got it. So, what is all that stuff? ",Track2_Testing_08122.mp4 "HONEY, WOULD YOU BUY A CLOSET CALLED --",Track2_Testing_08123.mp4 YOUR TEAM JUST WON SIX STRAIGHT.,Track2_Testing_08124.mp4 "And if I don't lose all the money that I made selling my share of this place,",Track2_Testing_08125.mp4 Why not? ,Track2_Testing_08126.mp4 "We measure twice, and we cut once.",Track2_Testing_08127.mp4 THEY HATE THEIR CUBBIES? I'LL MAKE THEM NEW ONES.,Track2_Testing_08128.mp4 "Well... it is Thanksgiving in an aquarium cafeteria, ",Track2_Testing_08129.mp4 I didn't touch you. You didn't --,Track2_Testing_08130.mp4 When I go to weddings it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids. I don't know what I would do with a date. ,Track2_Testing_08131.mp4 "And ""Mister Ekshun"" -- I just got that!",Track2_Testing_08132.mp4 DID YOU JUST SMELL MY HAIR? ,Track2_Testing_08133.mp4 "No, I do, and if he weren't in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up and all died, just like they did. Let me close that for you. ",Track2_Testing_08134.mp4 Of your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity? Your total disregard for other people's feelings? ,Track2_Testing_08135.mp4 "AH, THAT IS SO GREAT! THAT'S... ",Track2_Testing_08136.mp4 """Cooper and his team""? ",Track2_Testing_08137.mp4 Okay. Donkey mouth.,Track2_Testing_08138.mp4 "So listen, would you describe your ideal vacation... ...as a wild adventure to unknown lands or staying at home with a good book? ",Track2_Testing_08139.mp4 "Okay, okay, remember that last amazing conversation",Track2_Testing_08140.mp4 MY PILLOW'S ALL WET. ,Track2_Testing_08141.mp4 So... what did you think of your first funeral? ,Track2_Testing_08142.mp4 You know i was never hot on the guy.,Track2_Testing_08143.mp4 SORRY. WE GOTTA GO WITH WHAT'S PROVEN.,Track2_Testing_08144.mp4 Why do we keep doing this to each other?,Track2_Testing_08145.mp4 Four of us left.,Track2_Testing_08146.mp4 DO I REMOVE YOU FROM MY CALLING CIRCLE?,Track2_Testing_08147.mp4 I'm a damn fraud.,Track2_Testing_08148.mp4 What's it doing in my apartment? ,Track2_Testing_08149.mp4 Yeah. Oh.,Track2_Testing_08150.mp4 "They're in the car, but I don't think I should drive.",Track2_Testing_08151.mp4 Everything okay?,Track2_Testing_08152.mp4 "WELL, HOW MUCH IS THAT? ",Track2_Testing_08153.mp4 Localized to what region? ,Track2_Testing_08154.mp4 - So can we keep this between us? - Sure. ,Track2_Testing_08155.mp4 "OKAY. UH, HOWEVER... ",Track2_Testing_08156.mp4 I'M A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WAY THAT YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF. ,Track2_Testing_08157.mp4 My father was a tailor. I like clothes. So what?No! Are you calling my father gay?,Track2_Testing_08158.mp4 "OKAY, WORST CASE SCENARIO. SAY YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE A FATHER. ",Track2_Testing_08159.mp4 IT WAS AMAZING. YOU EVER THINK YOU'RE GREAT IN BED? ,Track2_Testing_08160.mp4 "Oh, yes. Canine football fans are a common sight in Texas. Cats, however, refuse to wear sporting apparel. My sister found that out the hard way. ",Track2_Testing_08161.mp4 "This is a serious, legitimate movie, you know? And the nudity is really important to the story. ",Track2_Testing_08162.mp4 JOSEPH STALIN. I THINK YOU'D REMEMBER THAT. ,Track2_Testing_08163.mp4 He might not be too thrilled.,Track2_Testing_08164.mp4 "Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this really isn't about you. ",Track2_Testing_08165.mp4 "I just realized there are two sides to every story, and who am I to discount yours?",Track2_Testing_08166.mp4 "Before I tell you, will you promise to try and be happy for me and keep any concerns you have to yourself? ",Track2_Testing_08167.mp4 How's that case against the deaf old lady who sells bacon-wrapped hot dogsoutside Laker games going?,Track2_Testing_08168.mp4 I'm gonna go learn how to walk on stilts. ,Track2_Testing_08169.mp4 REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF A FLING. ,Track2_Testing_08170.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_08171.mp4 Wait. I can't go to camp on the 14th.,Track2_Testing_08172.mp4 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.,Track2_Testing_08173.mp4 "Oh, maybe later. Your pig dying made me sad. And a little hungry. ",Track2_Testing_08174.mp4 Is this about today? I'll call for those tickets.,Track2_Testing_08175.mp4 Okay. I can do that. ,Track2_Testing_08176.mp4 How could you do that without consulting me? ,Track2_Testing_08177.mp4 "Don't let Goofy near him. He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it. ",Track2_Testing_08178.mp4 "What have I told you about that expression? I can say it, but --",Track2_Testing_08179.mp4 "So please, choose.",Track2_Testing_08180.mp4 Were you just singing a duet with the refrigerator?,Track2_Testing_08181.mp4 "OH, NO, NO, NO. PUT THAT DOWN.",Track2_Testing_08182.mp4 So...it was a misunderstanding.,Track2_Testing_08183.mp4 SHE'S STILL ASLEEP. ,Track2_Testing_08184.mp4 "Okay, really? So you'd be fine if I went back to acting and waiting tables again? ",Track2_Testing_08185.mp4 "Oh, d-do you need a minute? ",Track2_Testing_08186.mp4 And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth... ...and spit in my hair. Which brings us to 10th grade. ,Track2_Testing_08187.mp4 Here he is now. I'll bet he comes in here and apologizes for lying.,Track2_Testing_08188.mp4 Yes! Whoo-hoo!,Track2_Testing_08189.mp4 "Well, yeah. ",Track2_Testing_08190.mp4 "No, that doesn't sound right either. ",Track2_Testing_08191.mp4 "Yeah, I was just thinking about this great Halloween with Mom.",Track2_Testing_08192.mp4 Why don't you just wash it down with whatever wine's left.,Track2_Testing_08193.mp4 WHY WOULDN'T THEY TAKE US?,Track2_Testing_08194.mp4 "Relax, we're not under attack right now. ",Track2_Testing_08195.mp4 "My point is, I don't like when things change. So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard. And also, while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. I'm not comfortable with the new scent. Will you please stop this madness and go back to green apple? ",Track2_Testing_08196.mp4 YOU SHOULD GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS.,Track2_Testing_08197.mp4 "Soundly, knowing you'll do the fight thing.",Track2_Testing_08198.mp4 "HEY, JOEY, DID... DID YOU EVER HAVE A THREESOME? ",Track2_Testing_08199.mp4 "And when the check came, you know what she didn't do?",Track2_Testing_08200.mp4 "Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us? ",Track2_Testing_08201.mp4 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be watching the kids.,Track2_Testing_08202.mp4 "SO, YOU'RE SAYING THAT, LIKE, UM... IF THERE WAS AN AWARD FOR THE BEST BAD MASSAGE... WELL, WHO WOULD GET THAT? ",Track2_Testing_08203.mp4 Give me two. ,Track2_Testing_08204.mp4 Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_08205.mp4 Wow. I'm half-scared.,Track2_Testing_08206.mp4 "Hey, we're pritchetts. We don't quit.",Track2_Testing_08207.mp4 "Aw, no. Wait, hang out.",Track2_Testing_08208.mp4 Hello?,Track2_Testing_08209.mp4 PATRICK JUST ENDED THINGS WITH ME. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TELL HIM THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP? ,Track2_Testing_08210.mp4 I don't think it would fit in there.,Track2_Testing_08211.mp4 "Come here. Listen, you deserve so much better than him. You know, I mean, you, you.. You should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you. ",Track2_Testing_08212.mp4 WHICH I DON'T CHERISH.,Track2_Testing_08213.mp4 I love you.,Track2_Testing_08214.mp4 "Just calm down, woman! ",Track2_Testing_08215.mp4 What if it's really expensive bottles of wine? Or a suit of armor.,Track2_Testing_08216.mp4 So much!,Track2_Testing_08217.mp4 "It's been really great, but now it's over.",Track2_Testing_08218.mp4 Mm.,Track2_Testing_08219.mp4 I was always Alex's dumb brother or Manny's hot nephew.,Track2_Testing_08220.mp4 SHE SENT ME A PHOTO OF ME AND HER.,Track2_Testing_08221.mp4 I really want Trish to wear it. She is the most amazing woman I've ever known.,Track2_Testing_08222.mp4 -Hey. -Thanks for letting me come over. ,Track2_Testing_08223.mp4 "WHEN I WAS SKATING WITH MY FRIEND SOPHIE KING,",Track2_Testing_08224.mp4 "You take forever to pick out an outfit, knowing very well that I'll say, ""let's just go,"" because we're late.",Track2_Testing_08225.mp4 "Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them? ",Track2_Testing_08226.mp4 "We agreed to tell Lily about her mother together, wearing calming earth tones.",Track2_Testing_08227.mp4 "Oh, it's that kind of party.",Track2_Testing_08228.mp4 "I would, but I bruise like a peach. ",Track2_Testing_08229.mp4 IT'S LIKE HE'S BEGGING TO BE LIKED.,Track2_Testing_08230.mp4 I don't know how I got her to begin with.,Track2_Testing_08231.mp4 I just want this to go well.,Track2_Testing_08232.mp4 "Actually, you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely. ",Track2_Testing_08233.mp4 "No, unlike you, I didn't engage, and I avoided a fight.",Track2_Testing_08234.mp4 I'm so sorry. ,Track2_Testing_08235.mp4 "I ain't gonna quit you.Let's burn one in here.That's good. That's a good start.Okay, you rest that Cannon while I run this down, okay?Okay, let's keep all the batters right here.Oh, should've— should've worn my cup. Should've worn my cup.",Track2_Testing_08236.mp4 I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would. ,Track2_Testing_08237.mp4 I FEEL BAD LEAVING THEM ALONE.,Track2_Testing_08238.mp4 And the Flash shirt is what? Because you're gonna run fast? ,Track2_Testing_08239.mp4 He was brooding and handsome and obsessed with an uptight yet sexy redhead.,Track2_Testing_08240.mp4 Hey. Did Chandler show up yet? ,Track2_Testing_08241.mp4 "If it's so important to you, I'll go now.You should come too.Something sleeps over there.",Track2_Testing_08242.mp4 "Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp... ...so I found this beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs. ",Track2_Testing_08243.mp4 She seems really sweet. You do not wanna take that for granted. There are a lot of bitches out there. ,Track2_Testing_08244.mp4 I've been hearing this speech since I was 5.,Track2_Testing_08245.mp4 "WHEN WE STARTED STUDYING FOR THIS,",Track2_Testing_08246.mp4 COOL. SO --,Track2_Testing_08247.mp4 "I MEAN, YOU MUST GET THAT SOMETIMES.",Track2_Testing_08248.mp4 "Every time they saw a body of water, it was off with the pants, splash!",Track2_Testing_08249.mp4 "You are upset about your father, and you're feeling vulnerable... ...and I just don't feel it would be right. I feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. ",Track2_Testing_08250.mp4 Who are you supposed to be? ,Track2_Testing_08251.mp4 "Well, I've been on a science track my whole life, which my parents love -- ""Alex the scientist.""",Track2_Testing_08252.mp4 Anything else I should know? ,Track2_Testing_08253.mp4 What do you say?,Track2_Testing_08254.mp4 Fizbo is not gay. He's asexual.,Track2_Testing_08255.mp4 "BECAUSE THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY HIM BACK,",Track2_Testing_08256.mp4 UH... ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO STUDIES I COULD PARTICIPATE IN? ,Track2_Testing_08257.mp4 THAT'S ROMANTIC. ,Track2_Testing_08258.mp4 "You don't want to look upone day and think,",Track2_Testing_08259.mp4 "I bet it's a birthday gift for me. Yeah, that sounds right.",Track2_Testing_08260.mp4 "Look at that face. That enormous, unsettling, crazy face. ",Track2_Testing_08261.mp4 The museum. ,Track2_Testing_08262.mp4 "Oh, and there's something else I wanted to ask you. Why did you spend a month's rent on a toy helicopter? ",Track2_Testing_08263.mp4 [sniffs],Track2_Testing_08264.mp4 "Well, I had a lollipop with me, just in case.",Track2_Testing_08265.mp4 "Okay, we're only making itto my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostessformerly known as Larry.",Track2_Testing_08266.mp4 "Oh, wow. ",Track2_Testing_08267.mp4 """I could go right now, mon!"" ",Track2_Testing_08268.mp4 The theater geeks.,Track2_Testing_08269.mp4 "OH, COME ON. ",Track2_Testing_08270.mp4 "HEY, ESTELLE, LISTEN... ",Track2_Testing_08271.mp4 "ALL RIGHT, DON'T JUDGE ME TOO MUCH, OKAY? BUT I SAW THIS INFOMERCIAL, AND I SWEAR TO YOU I'VE NEVER, EVER BOUGHT ANYTHING ON TV BEFORE... EXCEPT FOR THIS MOP. BUT THERE WAS THIS STUFF ON LEG WAXING AND IT LOOKED SO AMAZING... ",Track2_Testing_08272.mp4 Did you tell her we're bidding on Belmont Gardens? No. Why?,Track2_Testing_08273.mp4 That would've made him happy.,Track2_Testing_08274.mp4 I realize you're also on your own tonight. So if at some point you find yourself with nothing to do... ...please do not disturb me. ,Track2_Testing_08275.mp4 "I love you, but, no, I will not marry you. ",Track2_Testing_08276.mp4 "Oh, no. No, come on. I have a friend in you. You said so. ",Track2_Testing_08277.mp4 "Well, you -- hekept asking!",Track2_Testing_08278.mp4 "Look at you, dressed like a girl. Why the change?",Track2_Testing_08279.mp4 "And if you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna. ",Track2_Testing_08280.mp4 "Oh, come on. ",Track2_Testing_08281.mp4 "You can, but you won't, 'cause you're the type of person who brings cookies to the office.",Track2_Testing_08282.mp4 Two tea bags in one cup? You're not at a rave. ,Track2_Testing_08283.mp4 Don't you see what the universe is trying to tell us?,Track2_Testing_08284.mp4 "Well, if I didn't say it,",Track2_Testing_08285.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_08286.mp4 珊帝做的马德琳饼干 Sandy made madeleines. ,Track2_Testing_08287.mp4 "I couldn't sleep because I kept thinking about what happened earlier between us. Also, I had one heck of a bus nap. Speaking of which, do you want some mutton in coconut milk? ",Track2_Testing_08288.mp4 Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant? I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you. ,Track2_Testing_08289.mp4 "What are you talking about? You get 60 responses... just for coming out of the closet. I didn't get one response, and I'm dead! ",Track2_Testing_08290.mp4 "Yeah, oh, yeah. You'll be fine. ",Track2_Testing_08291.mp4 "Claire, does it? We've probably had enough of this.",Track2_Testing_08292.mp4 Ugh. She's only here a day and a half... ...and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path. ,Track2_Testing_08293.mp4 "Leonard, you know I will always have feelings for you-- ",Track2_Testing_08294.mp4 Because the florist played me for a fool.Your dad didn't mean any harm. He's just being who he is.,Track2_Testing_08295.mp4 "Oh, you like it?",Track2_Testing_08296.mp4 "Thank you. Fate has given me a rare second chance, and I swear to Vishnu I'm not gonna blow it. Or normal words followed by a charming smile. ",Track2_Testing_08297.mp4 You shamed me into coming here only to leave me soaking in a -- in a bowl of trauma soup?,Track2_Testing_08298.mp4 "OH, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. ",Track2_Testing_08299.mp4 So I had to break it off with Carla before seeing Abby.,Track2_Testing_08300.mp4 "In social groupings, I just naturally wind up in charge. ",Track2_Testing_08301.mp4 When did we decide that Lily could go to Disneyland?,Track2_Testing_08302.mp4 "I don't know, how many are there? ",Track2_Testing_08303.mp4 "Phil, you gotta stop running from things because...",Track2_Testing_08304.mp4 Corn or clam?,Track2_Testing_08305.mp4 Where's Silvio,Track2_Testing_08306.mp4 You cop a feel on a sad divorcee and then pretend I'm the one coming on to you?,Track2_Testing_08307.mp4 What are you talking about? These aren't mine. ,Track2_Testing_08308.mp4 There's a third guy? ,Track2_Testing_08309.mp4 I WAS BORN READY. [ CHUCKLES ],Track2_Testing_08310.mp4 "Oh, I get it, 'cause you're not very good with partners.",Track2_Testing_08311.mp4 Because we just spent our allowance on comic books. ,Track2_Testing_08312.mp4 "Jay, but you've never been jealous like this.",Track2_Testing_08313.mp4 PAID BACK IN FULL.,Track2_Testing_08314.mp4 We agreed to exchange copies of our work. Let me see yours. ,Track2_Testing_08315.mp4 -Can you reach the clue? -Almost. ,Track2_Testing_08316.mp4 "[AS SPOCK] We have been monitoring your son, Sheldon, from the 23rd century... ...and we've determined he's now ready to join us. His unique genius is our best hope for bringing peace... ...to a vast and troubled galaxy. ",Track2_Testing_08317.mp4 WHEN I WALK OUTSIDE NAKED PEOPLE THROW GARBAGE AT ME. ,Track2_Testing_08318.mp4 "WELL, THAT -- THAT WAS OUR HONEYMOON,",Track2_Testing_08319.mp4 "WELL, MONICA'S NOT COMING. IT'S JUST GOING TO BE ME AND RACHEL. ",Track2_Testing_08320.mp4 I'm the sheriff of dodge... Ball.,Track2_Testing_08321.mp4 I already called your office and told them that you can't come in...,Track2_Testing_08322.mp4 Again?! Geez. They're everywhere.,Track2_Testing_08323.mp4 "I'm gonna drive my motorcycle across the country, and some suit pulls my draft number.",Track2_Testing_08324.mp4 BUT HOPES IT NEVER WILL.,Track2_Testing_08325.mp4 I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates... so they'll realize how good they are together. ,Track2_Testing_08326.mp4 That's how we lost the Garfield bank.,Track2_Testing_08327.mp4 "WELL, IF YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK LATER, WE CAN. ",Track2_Testing_08328.mp4 JANUARY FIRST. ,Track2_Testing_08329.mp4 - Why do you always— - because you know I have a problem.,Track2_Testing_08330.mp4 "WELL, JUST PROBABLY THE WORST ONE SINCE I'VE BEEN ALIVE. ",Track2_Testing_08331.mp4 "I remember that, but that wasn't when we were dating.",Track2_Testing_08332.mp4 You can't get this? Look. Donkey.,Track2_Testing_08333.mp4 get them married. ,Track2_Testing_08334.mp4 You serenade girls who are way out of your league.,Track2_Testing_08335.mp4 I don't need panties. I just need shorts and a shirt. ,Track2_Testing_08336.mp4 "I don't blame you, Jay. You've had enough excitement in one lifetime...",Track2_Testing_08337.mp4 A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls. No one can hate that. ,Track2_Testing_08338.mp4 How long since you have been up?,Track2_Testing_08339.mp4 LET'S SEE IF SHE'S HERE. GLORIA?!,Track2_Testing_08340.mp4 "I'm Valerie, Simone's mom.",Track2_Testing_08341.mp4 "I'll miss you guys so much.""",Track2_Testing_08342.mp4 WOULDN'T YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE SLEEPING?,Track2_Testing_08343.mp4 "Okay, but the Jennifer Aniston movie has Jennifer Aniston. And she's not building a dam. ",Track2_Testing_08344.mp4 "I started it, but now it's scaring me so could you come out here, please? ",Track2_Testing_08345.mp4 Kernels in? Check.,Track2_Testing_08346.mp4 "Really? Yeah, and I didn't handle it too well either.And, uh, I just want you to know that you can open up to me,that I'm gonna do all I can to help you.Well, I mean I...",Track2_Testing_08347.mp4 You willing to read a book... ...that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds? ,Track2_Testing_08348.mp4 HUH. HUH!,Track2_Testing_08349.mp4 That was good acting. Oh!,Track2_Testing_08350.mp4 This is the movie Big Soda doesn't want you to see. ,Track2_Testing_08351.mp4 Yes. And they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids. Someone's gotta carry on the family name. ,Track2_Testing_08352.mp4 "OH, YES, SO DIFFERENT",Track2_Testing_08353.mp4 "Yeah. No, you're right.",Track2_Testing_08354.mp4 "SO, IS THAT YOUR CREEPY TWIN BROTHER",Track2_Testing_08355.mp4 [WHISPERS] How do you wanna do this? ,Track2_Testing_08356.mp4 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Still daddy's turn.,Track2_Testing_08357.mp4 I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate.,Track2_Testing_08358.mp4 "When I was younger, I had a job checking coats at a country club.",Track2_Testing_08359.mp4 DO YOU KNOW WHY? ,Track2_Testing_08360.mp4 Because you won't do anything the way that Iwould do it!,Track2_Testing_08361.mp4 ANDY. I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE THERE.,Track2_Testing_08362.mp4 "And when I'm sitting here already sadabout Mitchell leaving, who do you think I wantto walk into this room?",Track2_Testing_08363.mp4 BUT I JUST THINK THIS IS HAPPENING TOO SOON. ,Track2_Testing_08364.mp4 Damn it!,Track2_Testing_08365.mp4 I'm sorry.,Track2_Testing_08366.mp4 "This isn't my number, Alex.",Track2_Testing_08367.mp4 "I have a master's degree and two doctorates. The things I should know, I do know. ",Track2_Testing_08368.mp4 Okay.,Track2_Testing_08369.mp4 "Oh, I'm not loving this game.",Track2_Testing_08370.mp4 "You know, maybe we're not as okay as we keep saying we are.",Track2_Testing_08371.mp4 And did you think it might be a hoot to ask me first?,Track2_Testing_08372.mp4 I know. You're right. I wanna see you too. I just gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's really looking forward to this. ,Track2_Testing_08373.mp4 Ohuny yeah.,Track2_Testing_08374.mp4 I've been asleepfor the last 10 years.,Track2_Testing_08375.mp4 There are so many things that you do that I can't.,Track2_Testing_08376.mp4 "What do you mean, every time you see her? What... do I mean? ",Track2_Testing_08377.mp4 "OH, YEAH? SURFER? ",Track2_Testing_08378.mp4 "but you have to remember, it is just the story. ",Track2_Testing_08379.mp4 I need some milk. ,Track2_Testing_08380.mp4 So what? I'm supposed to put off my quest for wellness...Until we're no longer socially in demand?That will never happen. I'm too charismatic.,Track2_Testing_08381.mp4 "{\an8}Great, we're turning on each other. That's just what the bird wants us to do. ",Track2_Testing_08382.mp4 THIS MORNING YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING SO BIG THAT WE COULDN'T WORK PAST IT TOGETHER. ,Track2_Testing_08383.mp4 "Oh, okay, then I need to calm down a little. ",Track2_Testing_08384.mp4 "Aw. Damn it, you are. ",Track2_Testing_08385.mp4 "Okay, before you say ""no""... I already said ""no."" let me show you my whole bit. Uh-huh.",Track2_Testing_08386.mp4 I might need to borrow that ladder later.,Track2_Testing_08387.mp4 All the windows needed to be washed.,Track2_Testing_08388.mp4 "IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS, ""I DO."" I DO. ",Track2_Testing_08389.mp4 "CAM, YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY.",Track2_Testing_08390.mp4 "Okay, but we are not giving up, all right? We're like goldilocks.",Track2_Testing_08391.mp4 HAVING TO SPEAK ENGLISH ALL THE TIME.,Track2_Testing_08392.mp4 "DAD, THAT CANNOT BE A BIG SHOCK.",Track2_Testing_08393.mp4 Those shoes were a thousand dollars?,Track2_Testing_08394.mp4 "Small hairy, but these are actual otters. Look.",Track2_Testing_08395.mp4 And how would you like it?,Track2_Testing_08396.mp4 "Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy? ",Track2_Testing_08397.mp4 "No, it is. Leonard pointed out to me that I'm not always a loving and supportive boyfriend, so here's some quality luggage. ",Track2_Testing_08398.mp4 Sweet maker!,Track2_Testing_08399.mp4 "MEANWHILE, DYLAN IS IN THE BACKYARD",Track2_Testing_08400.mp4 "I-I looked around the room, and I saw all the faces and the presents, and it... it was just too much. ",Track2_Testing_08401.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_08402.mp4 ...so I'll take any validation I can get.,Track2_Testing_08403.mp4 "All right, but for the record... ...I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it. ",Track2_Testing_08404.mp4 Be good to have some guy time.,Track2_Testing_08405.mp4 "Oh, my.",Track2_Testing_08406.mp4 "Sheldon, listen to me. I have a big decision to make, and I'm scared. ",Track2_Testing_08407.mp4 "OH, GOD, CRAZY CHANDLER. HE SPUN ME OFF THE BED. ",Track2_Testing_08408.mp4 [ Chuckles ] I still have the ticket.,Track2_Testing_08409.mp4 Mascot-ing sets me apart.,Track2_Testing_08410.mp4 "Honestly, Gloria, I don't know how you do it.",Track2_Testing_08411.mp4 Just me and my son. ,Track2_Testing_08412.mp4 "So, I had a little bit of a self-control problem, and I would put a rubber band around my wrist and flick it every time I got the urge to...flick it.",Track2_Testing_08413.mp4 "This is gonna sound silly, but I fixed a dryer today.",Track2_Testing_08414.mp4 "LOOK, LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THIS YOURSELF, OKAY? ",Track2_Testing_08415.mp4 You didn't come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby! ,Track2_Testing_08416.mp4 "When I got married, you slept with my sister. ",Track2_Testing_08417.mp4 "Oh, I'm just trying to do you a favor.",Track2_Testing_08418.mp4 "Well, thank you. Welcome aboard. ",Track2_Testing_08419.mp4 "You know, she hears us doing it.",Track2_Testing_08420.mp4 "WELL, I WILL JUST HAVE TO SOAK UP EVERY OUNCE OF CHANDLER BING UNTIL THAT MOMENT COMES. ",Track2_Testing_08421.mp4 I LIKE YOU.,Track2_Testing_08422.mp4 "Oh, come on. You know Manny irritates you.",Track2_Testing_08423.mp4 I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING WE COULD DO. ,Track2_Testing_08424.mp4 "I'm a naive idiot, right? ",Track2_Testing_08425.mp4 THAT'S HOW YOU ARE.,Track2_Testing_08426.mp4 Bees! [ Screams ],Track2_Testing_08427.mp4 "God, come on, Leonard. You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to. ",Track2_Testing_08428.mp4 "SO WHEN YOU'RE MAKING THE STUFFING, YOU CAN'T PUT ANY --",Track2_Testing_08429.mp4 "Well, sure.",Track2_Testing_08430.mp4 AND YOU HAVE NO DRYER SHEETS.,Track2_Testing_08431.mp4 "PHIL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LAY OFF --",Track2_Testing_08432.mp4 "No, it's a commentary on...",Track2_Testing_08433.mp4 "I've been married, I've been divorced,",Track2_Testing_08434.mp4 That's crazy! I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that. ,Track2_Testing_08435.mp4 "No, no. I-I know this one, I know this one. Uh... ",Track2_Testing_08436.mp4 I gotta go.,Track2_Testing_08437.mp4 "Didn't even make it out of the parking lot. Uh, you know what, enough about Leonard. ",Track2_Testing_08438.mp4 "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!",Track2_Testing_08439.mp4 "Timing, right?",Track2_Testing_08440.mp4 Guys who can lose to a girl without feeling emasculated.,Track2_Testing_08441.mp4 "It's... I also do this bit, though,",Track2_Testing_08442.mp4 AND COULD YOU PLEASE CHOP SOME UP AND PUT IT RIGHT IN THE SAUCE? ,Track2_Testing_08443.mp4 You want to go in the bedroom? A little more comfortable. ,Track2_Testing_08444.mp4 "Oh, no. ",Track2_Testing_08445.mp4 "Wow, am I retired.",Track2_Testing_08446.mp4 "-What?! -I'm back down to nine friends! Make it eight. I'm sick of Wolowitz, too! ",Track2_Testing_08447.mp4 "OR ""I'M SORRY""?",Track2_Testing_08448.mp4 Let me get my cockamamie keys. ,Track2_Testing_08449.mp4 "Well, i got pulled over, and i wanted to flirt my way out of the ticket by pretending i was single and it worked, and i kind of liked it.",Track2_Testing_08450.mp4 "UH, OKAY.",Track2_Testing_08451.mp4 "NO NEED. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PASSED.",Track2_Testing_08452.mp4 "Penny, after all these years, I still feel like maybe I don't deserve you. ",Track2_Testing_08453.mp4 Ho come we haven't been talking about this the whole time?,Track2_Testing_08454.mp4 You've been moping around like you lost your platoon over a room?,Track2_Testing_08455.mp4 "No, thank you. Okay.",Track2_Testing_08456.mp4 It's easy. Just keep it casual. Give him a kind word shake his hand and give him the money. ,Track2_Testing_08457.mp4 Not necessary when someone's trying to help you. ,Track2_Testing_08458.mp4 WITH ALL THE JOHN LEGEND AND THE SOBBING.,Track2_Testing_08459.mp4 "OKAY, THEN. ",Track2_Testing_08460.mp4 "Well, then maybe she shouldn't have banished me from the house.",Track2_Testing_08461.mp4 It's always the last people you think.,Track2_Testing_08462.mp4 -I stole the cutout. -You?,Track2_Testing_08463.mp4 I know. I'm -- I'm gonna try.,Track2_Testing_08464.mp4 "-Clothes, Sheldon. I need clothes. -Okay. ",Track2_Testing_08465.mp4 I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. GIVE ME A COUPLE MINUTES. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.,Track2_Testing_08466.mp4 ARE YOU KIDDING?,Track2_Testing_08467.mp4 You mean in a hot way?,Track2_Testing_08468.mp4 All Manny talks about is how he's got the world's greatest mom.,Track2_Testing_08469.mp4 You are the foxy bad boy,Track2_Testing_08470.mp4 - Joey? - I met her at the library. I went in to pee. ,Track2_Testing_08471.mp4 "Oh, no, you're right. The tie.",Track2_Testing_08472.mp4 CAUSE SHE HAD AN EAR INFECTION!,Track2_Testing_08473.mp4 "You know what? We drove her here, honey.",Track2_Testing_08474.mp4 "Leave me alone, okay?",Track2_Testing_08475.mp4 "LOOK, I WANT YOU. NOW. ",Track2_Testing_08476.mp4 Now we're in the lead.,Track2_Testing_08477.mp4 I even thought about becoming a fellow.,Track2_Testing_08478.mp4 "You know that Alex look up to you, right?",Track2_Testing_08479.mp4 YOU KNOW HOW YOU THROW YOUR JACKET ON A CHAIR AT THE END OF THE DAY? ,Track2_Testing_08480.mp4 Never.,Track2_Testing_08481.mp4 "I OVERHEARD YOU GUYS ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY AND YOU SAID, ""I'LL JUST TELL RACHEL THAT I'M DOING LAUNDRY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS."" AND HE SAID, ""LAUNDRY? ""IS THAT MY NEW NICKNAME?"" AND YOU SAID, ""NO. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NICKNAME IS, MR. BIG."" ",Track2_Testing_08482.mp4 [voice breaking] to be in charge of this entire remodel.,Track2_Testing_08483.mp4 "Oh, I don't know. Remember what happened when I took care of your goldfish? ",Track2_Testing_08484.mp4 "I hated that chicken, and I was too ashamed to say anything because I -- I made such a big stink out of you shaming the country out of me.",Track2_Testing_08485.mp4 you were Gloria's boyfriend right before Javier?,Track2_Testing_08486.mp4 "ON A DEEP, EMOTIONAL LEVEL IS A FILM ABOUT SOMEONE...",Track2_Testing_08487.mp4 "Sounds great. Okay, all right. Well, where does this go? ",Track2_Testing_08488.mp4 You did it. Do you feel okay? ,Track2_Testing_08489.mp4 You seem tense. Perhaps this will relax you. ,Track2_Testing_08490.mp4 YEAH. WHAT IF I TURN OUT THE LIGHTS? ,Track2_Testing_08491.mp4 "I'M WATCHING ""THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY""",Track2_Testing_08492.mp4 "Please, if you like him so much, you can keep him.",Track2_Testing_08493.mp4 He's had a rough week.,Track2_Testing_08494.mp4 Episodes of sub-psychotic rage. ,Track2_Testing_08495.mp4 "Priya told you. What a little gossip. Not an attractive quality in a woman, Leonard. Not judging, just my opinion. ",Track2_Testing_08496.mp4 How does leno do it night after night?,Track2_Testing_08497.mp4 "More specifically, the SimCity I designed, Sheldonopolis. ",Track2_Testing_08498.mp4 I think it's time for them to travel.,Track2_Testing_08499.mp4 What are you doing? ,Track2_Testing_08500.mp4 I don't think Amy was eaten by a bobcat. Who thinks Amy was eaten by a bobcat? ,Track2_Testing_08501.mp4 Tonight is the magnificent lyrid meteor shower.,Track2_Testing_08502.mp4 No player can play more than three times in a row...,Track2_Testing_08503.mp4 You're on. All right. Let's do this.,Track2_Testing_08504.mp4 A long soak? A long sauna?,Track2_Testing_08505.mp4 (chuckles) You are gonna be the new Head of Activewear and Zeitgeist.,Track2_Testing_08506.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ,Track2_Testing_08507.mp4 Talent runs in the family.,Track2_Testing_08508.mp4 Two years ago... ...I got my driver's license. ,Track2_Testing_08509.mp4 From the guy in the bar? Why didn't I get that message? ,Track2_Testing_08510.mp4 He -- He even ate the horseradish mustard.,Track2_Testing_08511.mp4 Okay. Number's on the stick.,Track2_Testing_08512.mp4 "Who is he? You mean, who is she.",Track2_Testing_08513.mp4 Forget it. ,Track2_Testing_08514.mp4 "KIM, HI. ",Track2_Testing_08515.mp4 "WELL, SHE... SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT. SHE'S-SHE'S WITH ME. ",Track2_Testing_08516.mp4 Here. What time? 4:00. ,Track2_Testing_08517.mp4 "YEAH, THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. ",Track2_Testing_08518.mp4 Me going out with one of your friends? ,Track2_Testing_08519.mp4 How's that going? Is it getting serious? ,Track2_Testing_08520.mp4 "You know what, I can't worry about it right now. Because I've got the cutie little baby. I can't believe how much I love her. I mean, I can't get enough of her. Like, right now? I miss her. I actually miss her. You know, that's her? ",Track2_Testing_08521.mp4 I love you. ,Track2_Testing_08522.mp4 "Y-You know what, Manny?",Track2_Testing_08523.mp4 but I need a closer look at this ring.,Track2_Testing_08524.mp4 A Swedish team of physicists is trying to scoop our super- fluid vortex experiment. ,Track2_Testing_08525.mp4 My husband could be home any minute.,Track2_Testing_08526.mp4 instead of just thinking about him while she pages through a high-school yearbook on her third Scotch like a normal person.,Track2_Testing_08527.mp4 Very well. ,Track2_Testing_08528.mp4 From the kitchen. Give me that!,Track2_Testing_08529.mp4 1975?,Track2_Testing_08530.mp4 "WELL, YOU KNOW, HONEY I DON'T THINK EVERYBODY GETS ""SMELLY CAT."" YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IF ALL YOU'VE EVER ACTUALLY HAD ARE HEALTHY PETS, THEN WOOSH! ",Track2_Testing_08531.mp4 Suddenly flowers are feminine? ,Track2_Testing_08532.mp4 I've been doing some reading about vehicular safety. Did you know that the highest number of drowning accidents... ...happen on or around boats? ,Track2_Testing_08533.mp4 I GUESS THAT'S THAT.,Track2_Testing_08534.mp4 "Wait a minute, you'renot afraid of the littleold lady's house, are you?",Track2_Testing_08535.mp4 WHAT TIME? MAYBE WE CAN SHARE A CAB. ,Track2_Testing_08536.mp4 "WELL, HE IS. YEAH, I MEAN... MARRIAGE IS ALL HE TALKS ABOUT. OH, MY GOODNESS. IN FACT, I'M THE ONE THAT'S MAKING HIM WAIT. ",Track2_Testing_08537.mp4 "Oh, yeah. This is it.",Track2_Testing_08538.mp4 "Oh, sure you do. Now see, what's this here in the schematic, a laser array? ",Track2_Testing_08539.mp4 and the closet light's burnt out.,Track2_Testing_08540.mp4 I'm still trying to find out who sent me those flowers.,Track2_Testing_08541.mp4 A DOUBLE-SHOT HALF-CAFF CARAMEL MACCHIATO,Track2_Testing_08542.mp4 I told him that if he didn't bite the hygienist I'd take him for ice cream. ,Track2_Testing_08543.mp4 "Oh, screw her. She's just lucky we let her hang out with us. ",Track2_Testing_08544.mp4 GET OUT! ,Track2_Testing_08545.mp4 You got it.,Track2_Testing_08546.mp4 Of course. Would you like to join me for Chinese food? ,Track2_Testing_08547.mp4 I keep making lists of all the pros and cons in my head.,Track2_Testing_08548.mp4 "and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.Yeah, I looked like little orphan Annie.",Track2_Testing_08549.mp4 Not the kind that would make her wanna take care of me. But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again. ,Track2_Testing_08550.mp4 I don't know why this is so important to you.,Track2_Testing_08551.mp4 That's a terrible guess.,Track2_Testing_08552.mp4 "As a matter of fact, I do. ",Track2_Testing_08553.mp4 But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly. ,Track2_Testing_08554.mp4 "In that case, may I offer 27 little tweaks to make it slightly less embarrassing? ",Track2_Testing_08555.mp4 "Claire, he doesn't need a therapist.",Track2_Testing_08556.mp4 "No, come on. Come on. We're gonna find you something else, all right?",Track2_Testing_08557.mp4 - I've kept every promise I've made. - Really?,Track2_Testing_08558.mp4 "Moss only grows on the north side of trees, right?",Track2_Testing_08559.mp4 I wouldn't be toosurprised.,Track2_Testing_08560.mp4 Yeah.,Track2_Testing_08561.mp4 "No, it's nice to get out of the field, away from the chicken...s.",Track2_Testing_08562.mp4 "I made beef loaf, because I know you're uncomfortable with the non-specificity of meat loaf. ",Track2_Testing_08563.mp4 TOGETHER AFTER THEY'D BEEN FIGHTING ALL AFTERNOON. [ KNIFE THUDS ],Track2_Testing_08564.mp4 What happened?!,Track2_Testing_08565.mp4 "BYE, HALEY.",Track2_Testing_08566.mp4 "OH, MY GOD!",Track2_Testing_08567.mp4 He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time. ,Track2_Testing_08568.mp4 Would she? Would she? ,Track2_Testing_08569.mp4 "No, don't apologize. Look, I...Only thing that offends me is a man who doesn't live in his own truth.And I appreciate how hard you're trying not to roll your eyes right now.",Track2_Testing_08570.mp4 You just went to the bathroom. ,Track2_Testing_08571.mp4 What do you mean?,Track2_Testing_08572.mp4 Encryption systems are built on prime numbers. ,Track2_Testing_08573.mp4 "Well, at least you finally realized this is not some silly rivalry.",Track2_Testing_08574.mp4 I might tell you to play it safe with your career.,Track2_Testing_08575.mp4 So I hear you and the lost boys are having a bachelor party tonight. ,Track2_Testing_08576.mp4 Nobody likes ice cream when it melts.,Track2_Testing_08577.mp4 "YOU, UH... WANTED TO SEE ME? ",Track2_Testing_08578.mp4 I am. ,Track2_Testing_08579.mp4 "Oh, honey.",Track2_Testing_08580.mp4 I know you told me that I'd be cold— mm-hmm.,Track2_Testing_08581.mp4 You like having Dylan here.,Track2_Testing_08582.mp4 Get that waste of money out of my face. ,Track2_Testing_08583.mp4 And you're going to let her handle my food? ,Track2_Testing_08584.mp4 "Maybe Alex doesn't want to compete with her big sister.Maybe she's trying to create her own identity.Put her in a dress, and she disappears.For one afternoon? I wouldn't give up being myself for even one second.",Track2_Testing_08585.mp4 Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant. ,Track2_Testing_08586.mp4 "No, I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again. ",Track2_Testing_08587.mp4 "JOE, JOE, JOE... STALIN? ",Track2_Testing_08588.mp4 THANK YOU. ,Track2_Testing_08589.mp4 They do! I love that. I love that.,Track2_Testing_08590.mp4 "Okay. You know, I heard in the news... ...a bobcat has been spotted in her neighborhood. ",Track2_Testing_08591.mp4 "Well, when you realized what it was, why didn't you stop? ",Track2_Testing_08592.mp4 "Ooh, shiny. How often do you clean this thing?",Track2_Testing_08593.mp4 "Okay, this -- What are we doing?",Track2_Testing_08594.mp4 "Well, the good news is, the Fourth is weeks away.",Track2_Testing_08595.mp4 What is wrong with me?,Track2_Testing_08596.mp4 "OR ""BAM"" AS IN WHAT REUBEN SHOUTED WHEN HE UNHOOKED MY BRA?",Track2_Testing_08597.mp4 That was my father's watch!,Track2_Testing_08598.mp4 "Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time. ",Track2_Testing_08599.mp4 That animal deserved no mercy.,Track2_Testing_08600.mp4 Are you okay?,Track2_Testing_08601.mp4 "So, it's time for me to go and prove myself on my own.",Track2_Testing_08602.mp4 "I have an angry baby inside of me, making me do bad things.",Track2_Testing_08603.mp4 "Hope to see you tonight, Dave.",Track2_Testing_08604.mp4 "Oh, wha-- You're thatmad at me?",Track2_Testing_08605.mp4 "So, why are you a Manny, anyway?",Track2_Testing_08606.mp4 Mr. Pritchett? Yeah.,Track2_Testing_08607.mp4 And throw their coats at me like I was nothing.,Track2_Testing_08608.mp4 "So, what's the deal with your apartment? Why's it taking so long? ",Track2_Testing_08609.mp4 How many men have you slept with?,Track2_Testing_08610.mp4 "No, this is fun. The thing about tomatoes, and I think you'll enjoy this... ...is they're shelved with the vegetables, but they're technically a fruit. ",Track2_Testing_08611.mp4 That was insensitive.,Track2_Testing_08612.mp4 "I... i... sometimes i do wonder, you know, if you hadn't gotten pregnant...",Track2_Testing_08613.mp4 "No, not personally, but I have read all of her books. ",Track2_Testing_08614.mp4 I CAN TRUST THESE DAYS.DAMN IT!,Track2_Testing_08615.mp4 So? He loves trains. ,Track2_Testing_08616.mp4 "LOOK, IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR CHAIRS ARE INCREDIBLY UGLY. ",Track2_Testing_08617.mp4 I wrote that one as a joke for you. ,Track2_Testing_08618.mp4 "Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind... ",Track2_Testing_08619.mp4 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE OVER TO THE COUCH? ,Track2_Testing_08620.mp4 Except most of these people could have been here on v-e day.,Track2_Testing_08621.mp4 Iha ve been hired to s/ng at a wedding this weekend.I was plucked from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.So I guess you could say I'm a professional singer now.,Track2_Testing_08622.mp4 "No, I should get home. I'm kind of tired. ",Track2_Testing_08623.mp4 I'm cold. ,Track2_Testing_08624.mp4 "I don't know what you mean by quirks, but I do want to express my gratitude. ",Track2_Testing_08625.mp4 "All right, but if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there! ",Track2_Testing_08626.mp4 "Oh, no, I-I have to go. Oh, I have a massage appointment. ",Track2_Testing_08627.mp4 I thought maybe you were self-taught.,Track2_Testing_08628.mp4 I popped a cold one after dealing with those kids...,Track2_Testing_08629.mp4 "Oh, look at us. Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife. ",Track2_Testing_08630.mp4 Did you put one of us in upside down?,Track2_Testing_08631.mp4 We are. I --,Track2_Testing_08632.mp4 "So, you agree with my friends that I should skip the premiere? ",Track2_Testing_08633.mp4 I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part! ,Track2_Testing_08634.mp4 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ANOTHER LEVEL. ,Track2_Testing_08635.mp4 Stop it! Stop it.,Track2_Testing_08636.mp4 "SEE, I KNEW. I KNEW YOU WOULD GET IT ON THE FIRST GUESS. ",Track2_Testing_08637.mp4 Is that why you're wearing her pants?,Track2_Testing_08638.mp4 [grunts]I got it. All right.,Track2_Testing_08639.mp4 I have a spine.,Track2_Testing_08640.mp4 A what? ,Track2_Testing_08641.mp4 Are you happy? ,Track2_Testing_08642.mp4 You know what? Go take another nap.,Track2_Testing_08643.mp4 Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up. ,Track2_Testing_08644.mp4 "YOUR MASSAGES."" I DON'T LIKE YOUR MASSAGES. ",Track2_Testing_08645.mp4 What? What's happening? How are you ruining this?,Track2_Testing_08646.mp4 Okay. Yeah. Thank you.,Track2_Testing_08647.mp4 Manny. What are you doing?,Track2_Testing_08648.mp4 THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS AT THE LEARNING BARN.,Track2_Testing_08649.mp4 """...GRASP ONE OF THE LINEN STRIPS BY ITS EASY-GRAB TAB AND PULL IT OFF IN ONE QUICK PAIN-FREE MOTION."" ",Track2_Testing_08650.mp4 Nice story. Anyway... ...the reason I wanted to talk to you is... ...NASA has moved up my launch to the International Space Station. ,Track2_Testing_08651.mp4 "MITCHELL, I SAY THIS WITH LOVE, BUT WHEN YOU BECAME A PARENT,",Track2_Testing_08652.mp4 Dealer's choice. I don't care.,Track2_Testing_08653.mp4 "WHAT, UM, WHAT HAPPENED? ",Track2_Testing_08654.mp4 NAVIGATE MY FEELINGS.,Track2_Testing_08655.mp4 "Something got you down there, Sheldon? ",Track2_Testing_08656.mp4 That'll be great for you guys. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_08657.mp4 They're not.,Track2_Testing_08658.mp4 Leonard disproved my element. Now all the attention is going to go away. ,Track2_Testing_08659.mp4 "NO, BUT... ",Track2_Testing_08660.mp4 I know. Thank you.,Track2_Testing_08661.mp4 You've always wanted a guest house.,Track2_Testing_08662.mp4 "OKAY, I GOT US A COURT DATE FOR TOMORROW AT 2:00 AND I PICKED UP ALL THE FORMS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. ",Track2_Testing_08663.mp4 Too late. Stuart called dibs. ,Track2_Testing_08664.mp4 "I said I'd check with you. I mean, what do you think?What do you think?",Track2_Testing_08665.mp4 [ Sadly ] Two people.,Track2_Testing_08666.mp4 Ohh! [ Screams ],Track2_Testing_08667.mp4 WHEN THIS COULD BE A STEPPING-STONE,Track2_Testing_08668.mp4 Come on. I'll let you lead. ,Track2_Testing_08669.mp4 I really like my saber-toothed cat. Thank you. ,Track2_Testing_08670.mp4 Would you have approved? ,Track2_Testing_08671.mp4 "Oh, no.",Track2_Testing_08672.mp4 Beautiful. You can wear 'em tonight.I have a surprise.,Track2_Testing_08673.mp4 "Oh, sure. Now you're Mr. Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle's funeral... ",Track2_Testing_08674.mp4 "Hey, um...is this why we never have any tape?",Track2_Testing_08675.mp4 "Um, was it that obvious?",Track2_Testing_08676.mp4 That doesn't seem to be where I shine. How about I just give you one of these? ,Track2_Testing_08677.mp4 "SO, UM, STILTS, HUH? ",Track2_Testing_08678.mp4 You were just a little kid. ,Track2_Testing_08679.mp4 Just think of it as one more time when your dad helped you out with all this gay business.,Track2_Testing_08680.mp4 And send.,Track2_Testing_08681.mp4 THAT THING IS NOT COMING IN HERE. ,Track2_Testing_08682.mp4 "Okay, hotshot. How many patents do you have?",Track2_Testing_08683.mp4 Congratulations!,Track2_Testing_08684.mp4 I'm not giving you my design.,Track2_Testing_08685.mp4 You know how they treat kids that are into magic.,Track2_Testing_08686.mp4 "It's kind of subtle, so --",Track2_Testing_08687.mp4 "Maybe we should take a photo, you know?",Track2_Testing_08688.mp4 "OKAY, HERE WE GO. OKAY, WHERE AM I TALKING TO HERE? I MEAN, THERE IS ONE WAY THAT SEEMS TO OFFER A CERTAIN ACOUSTICAL ADVANTAGE, BUT... ",Track2_Testing_08689.mp4 I know. Although I've always hated how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures. ,Track2_Testing_08690.mp4 THANKS.,Track2_Testing_08691.mp4 You're walking up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before? ,Track2_Testing_08692.mp4 Of course you were.,Track2_Testing_08693.mp4 "Well, as long as we're swapping stories, maybe I'll tell cam...",Track2_Testing_08694.mp4 "Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on.",Track2_Testing_08695.mp4 SO PROBABLY YOU NEED TO ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION.,Track2_Testing_08696.mp4 "You do your thing, I'll do mine.",Track2_Testing_08697.mp4 -Crushed it. -Yes!,Track2_Testing_08698.mp4 "You're right, that is fun. ",Track2_Testing_08699.mp4 "Today at Joe's baby class, a 6-year-old had to pull me out of the ball pit.",Track2_Testing_08700.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?,Track2_Testing_08701.mp4 "OOH, I LOOK GOOD. ",Track2_Testing_08702.mp4 "SEE? THERE... YOU, UH... ALL RIGHT. YOU DID WHAT I SAID. ",Track2_Testing_08703.mp4 "BECAUSE YOU WERE MEAN TO ME AND YOU, YOU TEASED ME AND YOU ALWAYS, ALWAYS GOT YOUR WAY. ",Track2_Testing_08704.mp4 I don't care. I don't have anything to hide. ,Track2_Testing_08705.mp4 I'm not in San Francisco. I'm on a tra-- Were you even listening to me? ,Track2_Testing_08706.mp4 Don't forget your mug again.,Track2_Testing_08707.mp4 Now I know how the African slaves felt. Being dragged from their homes to labor under the yoke of the white man. ,Track2_Testing_08708.mp4 I really don't care.,Track2_Testing_08709.mp4 So? Why don't you like my boyfriend?,Track2_Testing_08710.mp4 "NO, THE ONE IN ATLANTIC CITY. DAD LOVES THE SLOTS. HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DOUBLE THE COLLEGE MONEY MY GRANDMA LEFT ME. ",Track2_Testing_08711.mp4 COME ON. I DON'T WANT YOU THINKING OF ME LIKE THAT ANYMORE. ,Track2_Testing_08712.mp4 "You know, honey, I don't want to do this...",Track2_Testing_08713.mp4 Oh... You are so cute. I wish I could play with you more ,Track2_Testing_08714.mp4 I'd forgotten how much fun this can be.,Track2_Testing_08715.mp4 "IF IT'S NOT A RIGHT ANGLE, IT IS A WRONG ANGLE. ",Track2_Testing_08716.mp4 "YEAH, SHE WAS BALD. SHE'S NOT NOW. ",Track2_Testing_08717.mp4 "Because, like spider-man, i am brave and strong.",Track2_Testing_08718.mp4 "Thanks, Phil.",Track2_Testing_08719.mp4 I've never met a boyfriend's daughter before.,Track2_Testing_08720.mp4 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE DR. DRAKE RAMORAY LEAVES OFF AND JOEY TRIBIANNI BEGINS? ,Track2_Testing_08721.mp4 I actually know someone in advertising. ,Track2_Testing_08722.mp4 "I am an experimental physicist at Caltech. Most of my research is with high-powered lasers, and-- Oh, I've just gotten a big government grant... ...to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles. ",Track2_Testing_08723.mp4 NOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS KEEP YOUR RIGHT THUMB ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SHAFT.,Track2_Testing_08724.mp4 YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR ME. [ CHUCKLES ],Track2_Testing_08725.mp4 And we don't needthe stress of moving.,Track2_Testing_08726.mp4 You feel a need to pick up the check because you're intimidated by him and you want to prove something.,Track2_Testing_08727.mp4 Maybe some kind of... sexual thing?,Track2_Testing_08728.mp4 I'm gonna make you the best sex I ever had in this car.,Track2_Testing_08729.mp4 "Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't breathe right now.",Track2_Testing_08730.mp4 She's been dropping hints about wanting some wheels.,Track2_Testing_08731.mp4 HOW ARE YOU?,Track2_Testing_08732.mp4 "Okay, wait, how about this? We say there were four goth girls. The two girls in the club had two friends. ",Track2_Testing_08733.mp4 Why do we all have to sit around and watch our kids play?,Track2_Testing_08734.mp4 "WELL, I DON'T KNOW. ",Track2_Testing_08735.mp4 I'm gonna pick some for you to try.,Track2_Testing_08736.mp4 I apologize for exceeding my allotted bathroom time. ,Track2_Testing_08737.mp4 HUH? FINE. INVITE WHOEVER YOU WANT. ,Track2_Testing_08738.mp4 That chapter is closed.,Track2_Testing_08739.mp4 Tell me about it. ,Track2_Testing_08740.mp4 "All right, check this out. So three weeks ago, I'm down in south beach.I walk into this thumpin' club.Bartender says, “what do you wanna drink?” I say, “wow me.”He mixes this thing together. I take one sip, and I'm like, “hello, nurse!”",Track2_Testing_08741.mp4 We work. Yeah.,Track2_Testing_08742.mp4 Sometimes it's hard to remember you're only 10 years old.,Track2_Testing_08743.mp4 "Oh. Well, i don't like the sound of that at all.",Track2_Testing_08744.mp4 "WELL, THAT WAS ONLY 'CAUSE I USED THE RED ONE TO UNCLOG THE DRAIN. ",Track2_Testing_08745.mp4 "AW, THAT SUCKS. I WAS BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE. ",Track2_Testing_08746.mp4 Let's come up with a plan together -- meet me at the swim-up bar.,Track2_Testing_08747.mp4 Okay. Absolutely.,Track2_Testing_08748.mp4 "OH, MY GOD! AND EVERYONE'S OKAY?",Track2_Testing_08749.mp4 - I'll even go for a whole week. - Make it 10 days.,Track2_Testing_08750.mp4 "This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except, instead of pushing fish tacos because they'll go bad... ",Track2_Testing_08751.mp4 "They're supposed to blouse, not cling.",Track2_Testing_08752.mp4 "SEE, I WAS A REGULAR ON A SOAP OPERA, YOU KNOW... AND TO GO FROM THAT TO THIS, IT'S JUST... AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I'D HAVE TO WAIT ON ALL MY FRIENDS. ",Track2_Testing_08753.mp4 "[ Chuckles, sighs ]",Track2_Testing_08754.mp4 Mint Jay-leps are all the rage.,Track2_Testing_08755.mp4 FORGET IT. IT'S RUINED. ,Track2_Testing_08756.mp4 How? I didn't steal it.,Track2_Testing_08757.mp4 Me?,Track2_Testing_08758.mp4 I just wanted a little adventure.,Track2_Testing_08759.mp4 "The ""check engine"" light is on. We need a service station. ",Track2_Testing_08760.mp4 I would not have been ableto perform without it.,Track2_Testing_08761.mp4 Really? Great. ,Track2_Testing_08762.mp4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?,Track2_Testing_08763.mp4 "I love Raj, but that's a long time for a house guest. ",Track2_Testing_08764.mp4 So sit up straight.,Track2_Testing_08765.mp4 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU COME UP? ,Track2_Testing_08766.mp4 "OOH, OOH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN SEXIER? ",Track2_Testing_08767.mp4 It's no good.,Track2_Testing_08768.mp4 Do you really think that I'm not any fun?,Track2_Testing_08769.mp4 YEAH. IN FACT TO PROVE HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME... ,Track2_Testing_08770.mp4 I've learned to ask the second question.,Track2_Testing_08771.mp4 "YEAH, AND I FIGURED SINCE SHE LIKES YOU SO MUCH,",Track2_Testing_08772.mp4 "Or maybe, um, “fancy ponce.”",Track2_Testing_08773.mp4 "Phil and Claire, Jay and Gloria, your cousin Pete.",Track2_Testing_08774.mp4 "Well, no need. I've already done that. Uh, Siri, do you have a last name? ",Track2_Testing_08775.mp4 "Before I answer, was he a smoker? I think you're looking at this all wrong. ",Track2_Testing_08776.mp4 I'm sorry. One more time?,Track2_Testing_08777.mp4 "No, no. Good, so you're moving on. Do you have any idea where you're moving on to? ",Track2_Testing_08778.mp4 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GUY? ,Track2_Testing_08779.mp4 "I'll be fine,",Track2_Testing_08780.mp4 "YOU GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE, RIGHT? ",Track2_Testing_08781.mp4 "Hey, there you go. ",Track2_Testing_08782.mp4 "Okay, well, um, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag or... No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this is a good idea. ",Track2_Testing_08783.mp4 "THANKS A LOT. DO YOU WANT TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE, OR..? ",Track2_Testing_08784.mp4 I'm calling it.,Track2_Testing_08785.mp4 They'd tell you I dropped one and then their head came off.,Track2_Testing_08786.mp4 You got me a PhunkeeDuck?!,Track2_Testing_08787.mp4 "IN ENGLAND, THIS CAR WOULD BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORE. ",Track2_Testing_08788.mp4 "Are you sure she didn't mean, ""Ooh""?",Track2_Testing_08789.mp4 "YOU COULD CALL IT BEING A ""FRANAGER.""",Track2_Testing_08790.mp4 "I MEAN, MAYBE NOT ""CRAZY,""",Track2_Testing_08791.mp4 I won't fit in.,Track2_Testing_08792.mp4 What does that mean?,Track2_Testing_08793.mp4 "Well, I am flattered, Dad.",Track2_Testing_08794.mp4 These situations just bring us closer and closer together.,Track2_Testing_08795.mp4 Let's just get back to the parties.,Track2_Testing_08796.mp4 Wait!,Track2_Testing_08797.mp4 Why are you sitting in the stairwell? ,Track2_Testing_08798.mp4 I gave you the code the last time I let you use it.,Track2_Testing_08799.mp4 YOU KNOW WHAT? ,Track2_Testing_08800.mp4 "You know, I'm very proud of you for trying to live with Amy. ",Track2_Testing_08801.mp4 "The, um...",Track2_Testing_08802.mp4 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU-- YOU TURN AND SLIDE? YOU KNOW? TURN AND SLIDE. YOU DON'T TURN AND SLIDE. ,Track2_Testing_08803.mp4 Oh.,Track2_Testing_08804.mp4 "Sure, I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom, but I hid it from my parents, and I kicked my boyfriend out before they woke up.",Track2_Testing_08805.mp4 "Hey, as long as we're in the mall, you wanna stop in the baby class and see Jay and Joe?",Track2_Testing_08806.mp4 "Wait, wait. You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex? ",Track2_Testing_08807.mp4 "So let's just do a couple dancing water fountains, call it a day.",Track2_Testing_08808.mp4 "Well, I do appreciate you working on this. ",Track2_Testing_08809.mp4 Breathe. Breathing only makes the fire spread.,Track2_Testing_08810.mp4 "General Order 104, Section A does not apply in this situation. ",Track2_Testing_08811.mp4 "Then, you could 100% beat me again.",Track2_Testing_08812.mp4 "I don't know, maybe. I have no idea what you said. ",Track2_Testing_08813.mp4 AS MY FIRST ACT AS YOUR BEST FRIEND? ,Track2_Testing_08814.mp4 TELL ME ABOUT IT. SO WHAT'S YOUR MAGIC NUMBER? ,Track2_Testing_08815.mp4 "Because it's soft. - Hey, so how was your date? - Ugh. ",Track2_Testing_08816.mp4 "Well, friendships last longer. Not this one.",Track2_Testing_08817.mp4 "In hindsight, the cigar was a mistake.",Track2_Testing_08818.mp4 "Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle... ...self-loathing touch. ",Track2_Testing_08819.mp4 Leonard is going to the office. ,Track2_Testing_08820.mp4 "Okay, I think I might have paddled into some deeper waters here.",Track2_Testing_08821.mp4 "Um, uh, uh... ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ ♪ The other plays with bones. ♪ ",Track2_Testing_08822.mp4 "NO, FREAK SHOW! SHE'S FICTIONAL! ",Track2_Testing_08823.mp4 UGH. I FEEL SO ASHAMED.,Track2_Testing_08824.mp4 I am wishing you quite literally the best.,Track2_Testing_08825.mp4 "Okay, fun airport game. Mm-hmm.",Track2_Testing_08826.mp4 "So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said that you're looking for a new place? ",Track2_Testing_08827.mp4 You want me to buy 30 years' worth of tampons? ,Track2_Testing_08828.mp4 Why do you always have to defend her?,Track2_Testing_08829.mp4 "Hell, I never even finished college, and look at me.",Track2_Testing_08830.mp4 Nothing.,Track2_Testing_08831.mp4 "Just drop it, kid we 're both with people different from us,and that's gonna create stuff, but you want different.Your mom and/ were perfect on paper and you know how that ended.What I got now is a lot better.Sure, people look at us sometimes. And sometimes even I can't believe we're together.But we're happy. At the end of the day— -There's no one I'd rather come home to.",Track2_Testing_08832.mp4 "Ay, i wish i also had a romantic story.",Track2_Testing_08833.mp4 ...with new equipment and research trips. ,Track2_Testing_08834.mp4 YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ON ONE OF GLORIA'S DRESSES.,Track2_Testing_08835.mp4 I can't wait that long. You have to do something. Knock that door down. ,Track2_Testing_08836.mp4 "Believe it or not, I felt the same way about my dad.",Track2_Testing_08837.mp4 "Not that. Although you already agreed to it, so no take-backs. ",Track2_Testing_08838.mp4 "AND, UM, YOU LOOK NICE TODAY. ",Track2_Testing_08839.mp4 Why are you avoiding Frank?,Track2_Testing_08840.mp4 "OH, RIGHT. YEAH, SISTERS.",Track2_Testing_08841.mp4 "No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the queen of England comes over. ",Track2_Testing_08842.mp4 WHAT ABOUT MY TWO? ,Track2_Testing_08843.mp4 "I'm thinking chili dog, just like Pops -- may he rest in peace -- bought me at my first baseball game.",Track2_Testing_08844.mp4 "Hey, grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds?",Track2_Testing_08845.mp4 Contents are irrelevant. A legal bailment has been created. Does that mean nothing to you? ,Track2_Testing_08846.mp4 I know. It's just that god gave you so much thunder.,Track2_Testing_08847.mp4 "I won't be able to make our date night this Thursday, so bad news for you. ",Track2_Testing_08848.mp4 Jerry's supposed to be our porch scarecrow.Can you ask him if he'll still do it?,Track2_Testing_08849.mp4 I'M JUST REALLY READY FOR THIS.,Track2_Testing_08850.mp4 "By all means. Yeah, when I was a boy, I would polish my Mee-Maw's silver. And she would entertain me with stories about growing up in Oklahoma. ",Track2_Testing_08851.mp4 "But I was wondering if, this summer,",Track2_Testing_08852.mp4 He didn't lose it.,Track2_Testing_08853.mp4 "REALLY? YEAH, DEFINITELY. I'M SURE YOU'LL FEEL TOTALLY DIFFERENT WHEN IT'S OUR BABY. ",Track2_Testing_08854.mp4 "Just go in there, act all heartsick, and tell her you want to have high tea.",Track2_Testing_08855.mp4 I once dated a guy named Jésus.,Track2_Testing_08856.mp4 SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF BRAINY BRAINS... [ GIGGLES ],Track2_Testing_08857.mp4 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO STAND ON TOP,Track2_Testing_08858.mp4 "I want to, but maybe I'm just a big, fat mother's purse to you.",Track2_Testing_08859.mp4 What was that out there?,Track2_Testing_08860.mp4 This is what you get for lying to me.,Track2_Testing_08861.mp4 "Admit it... doesn't it feel good to break a few rules, take a walk on the wild side?",Track2_Testing_08862.mp4 There are children in a sneaker factory in Indonesia who out-earn you. ,Track2_Testing_08863.mp4 "No, I do not. You are a mean little man. ",Track2_Testing_08864.mp4 Topless valet Parkers.,Track2_Testing_08865.mp4 "...first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich, by the way ",Track2_Testing_08866.mp4 "Oh, no. I can do both. My brain is working at optimal capacity. I can have a conversation with you... ...and solve the dark matter proton-decay problem at the same time. ",Track2_Testing_08867.mp4 And that means never having to give a reason. ,Track2_Testing_08868.mp4 "Well, when you say it like that, it sounds so hoity-toity.",Track2_Testing_08869.mp4 MY WIFE DIED SHORTLY AFTER LIZZY WAS BORN. ,Track2_Testing_08870.mp4 "Uh, no, he's probably on his way back, and we should definitely wait for him.",Track2_Testing_08871.mp4 "I do. I didn't write ""superfluid helium"" on this napkin for nothing. ",Track2_Testing_08872.mp4 I want to bring them to justice.,Track2_Testing_08873.mp4 So just the two of us? ,Track2_Testing_08874.mp4 THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK. ,Track2_Testing_08875.mp4 "WELL, WELL, WELL. JOEY TRIBBIANI. SO YOU CAME BACK, HUH? THEY THINK THEY CAN DO BETTER BUT THEY ALL COME CRAWLING BACK TO ESTELLE. ",Track2_Testing_08876.mp4 They grow up so fast. (cellphone vibrates),Track2_Testing_08877.mp4 Are you asking me not to talk to people?,Track2_Testing_08878.mp4 Shouldn't you be using screws instead of nails?,Track2_Testing_08879.mp4 What are we gonna hear that we've never heard before?,Track2_Testing_08880.mp4 I just want you to hide who you are.,Track2_Testing_08881.mp4 It is good. Did you wanna start now? ,Track2_Testing_08882.mp4 I HAD THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE IN THERE.,Track2_Testing_08883.mp4 "You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh... unpack here? ",Track2_Testing_08884.mp4 Come and get it. ,Track2_Testing_08885.mp4 "It's you. You are making me so happy right now.You stormed out of there, and you're acting like an idiot.",Track2_Testing_08886.mp4 "So, Dad, I, uh,I w-- I wanted to ask you --",Track2_Testing_08887.mp4 "OH, HONEY, I'M FINE. ",Track2_Testing_08888.mp4 "Also, I got that internship.",Track2_Testing_08889.mp4 "Bridget, she -- she's opening me up to -- to new experiences.",Track2_Testing_08890.mp4 "Wow, you are really fast. ",Track2_Testing_08891.mp4 "Oh, oh. You know what?",Track2_Testing_08892.mp4 "I don't care what you do, but I'm going into that dance.",Track2_Testing_08893.mp4 Are you sure? ,Track2_Testing_08894.mp4 OH! OH! OH! ,Track2_Testing_08895.mp4 I like it. Good.,Track2_Testing_08896.mp4 WITH EXTRA PULP? YEAH! ,Track2_Testing_08897.mp4 He's fun to play with.,Track2_Testing_08898.mp4 WE DON'T HAVE TO.,Track2_Testing_08899.mp4 "No. No, trust me. It's-it's-it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better. ",Track2_Testing_08900.mp4 "I'm not a great salesman. I'm not a great businessman.I'm not you.Do you know what it's like to see all the amazing things you've accomplished,knowing I never will?How am I supposed to live up to you? How is anyone?",Track2_Testing_08901.mp4 Who do you think carries Sheldon to bed when he falls asleep in front of the TV? ,Track2_Testing_08902.mp4 "Well, we have had some fun, haven't we? ",Track2_Testing_08903.mp4 "Mitchell, w-what are we doing?",Track2_Testing_08904.mp4 "I'm sorry, but there's only two places anyone should wear a poncho...Niagara Falls and log rides.",Track2_Testing_08905.mp4 "WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A COURSE. OTHERWISE, THEY DON'T LET YOU DO IT. ",Track2_Testing_08906.mp4 “you can't dig without an environment impact study.”,Track2_Testing_08907.mp4 "Why? Why? To prove that you can do it.You can do that, you can do anything. Really.",Track2_Testing_08908.mp4 You know you have to make compromises. ,Track2_Testing_08909.mp4 Stop it. Stop it!,Track2_Testing_08910.mp4 "If you want to be Fizbo, be Fizbo.",Track2_Testing_08911.mp4 I'm just working hard on this pizza.,Track2_Testing_08912.mp4 "Well, that's the first time I've slow-cooked ribs for a showing.",Track2_Testing_08913.mp4 Remembered it?,Track2_Testing_08914.mp4 Jacuzzi tub in his bathroom.,Track2_Testing_08915.mp4 "PRINCESS LEIA WAS WEARING THIS, UM... GOLD BIKINI THING. IT WAS PRETTY COOL. ",Track2_Testing_08916.mp4 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. AM I SO HARD TO LIVE WITH? IS THIS WHY I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? NO! YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE... I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. ,Track2_Testing_08917.mp4 I'll be lonely. ,Track2_Testing_08918.mp4 SO YOU DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT? ,Track2_Testing_08919.mp4 It might help if I could act as though I care about my students... ...and whether or not they learn. ,Track2_Testing_08920.mp4 CANNOT FEEL MY TONGUE. ,Track2_Testing_08921.mp4 "Thank you, Norman.",Track2_Testing_08922.mp4 I can't believe you almost had me bring a wild animal into my home. ,Track2_Testing_08923.mp4 "Okay, answer the question. No.",Track2_Testing_08924.mp4 WHY IS MR. DOUGLAS LOOKING FOR ME? ,Track2_Testing_08925.mp4 "Hey, how are you doing in here? Fine.",Track2_Testing_08926.mp4 I know. ,Track2_Testing_08927.mp4 """Sheldon Cooper, Caltech University employee information""? ",Track2_Testing_08928.mp4 I'm a Realtor.,Track2_Testing_08929.mp4 "Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma. Oh, my God, I missed you. Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Hi. Did you have a good time with Grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle? ",Track2_Testing_08930.mp4 "Wait, before you turn that out, have we talked about everything we need to?",Track2_Testing_08931.mp4 No. I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you. ,Track2_Testing_08932.mp4 "WELL, SHE IS GOING TO KNOW THAT YOU STOLE THE JOKE. ",Track2_Testing_08933.mp4 "Okay. But first, let me tell you about --",Track2_Testing_08934.mp4 "No, literally.",Track2_Testing_08935.mp4 Get you home a lot earlier.,Track2_Testing_08936.mp4 We list at 1.4. We take anything north of 1.25.,Track2_Testing_08937.mp4 Prepare your senses for dancing waters.,Track2_Testing_08938.mp4 TALK TO ME. ,Track2_Testing_08939.mp4 who can't stand being around a baby then maybe I don't want to be with that woman. Or maybe we'll just do it in the bathroom of the club. ,Track2_Testing_08940.mp4 It's weird.,Track2_Testing_08941.mp4 DAMN YOU AND THAT EAGLE SCOUT SMILE.,Track2_Testing_08942.mp4 SAY GOODBYE TO THAT GAL STACHE.,Track2_Testing_08943.mp4 "Oh, I... I don't know. ",Track2_Testing_08944.mp4 Monica told me you had a blind date. ,Track2_Testing_08945.mp4 I can't wait to watch the sunset over the Andes tonight.,Track2_Testing_08946.mp4 "Okay, Manny and his girlfriend are good.",Track2_Testing_08947.mp4 I'VE DRIVEN YOU TO STRAY. I'M HIDEOUS.,Track2_Testing_08948.mp4 My black funeral suit?,Track2_Testing_08949.mp4 "No, Joey. ",Track2_Testing_08950.mp4