Subtitle,FileName
"WELL, WHAT DOES HE THINK? DOES HE THINK I'M JUST GOING TO WAIT AROUND FOR NOTHING? ",Track1_Testing_00001.mp4
I understand. ,Track1_Testing_00002.mp4
Okay. Wait. ,Track1_Testing_00003.mp4
"""Too bad your show is done. I kind of liked it."" Leonard, did you hear that? The people are heartbroken. I can't take this away from the world. Fun with Flags is back. ",Track1_Testing_00004.mp4
"This is not California, land of the heathen. ",Track1_Testing_00005.mp4
"OH, MY GOD. RACHEL GREEN? ",Track1_Testing_00006.mp4
"Okay, if I'm not allowed to be snide, you're not allowed to be condescending. ",Track1_Testing_00007.mp4
"SHE PICKED RACHEL. I MEAN, SHE TRIED TO BACK OUT OF IT BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS-- SHE PICKED RACHEL. ",Track1_Testing_00008.mp4
I met this girl and she's great. We have a lot in common. ,Track1_Testing_00009.mp4
"Oh, I think it's best that I speak first. ",Track1_Testing_00010.mp4
That's it. I'm done. I don't care when the baby comes-- no more betting. ,Track1_Testing_00011.mp4
"Yeah, well, I bet her laundry room wasn't down five flights of stairs. You know, giving really is better than receiving. ",Track1_Testing_00012.mp4
I wish you weren't wearing flip-flops. Dangerous to drive in flip-flops. ,Track1_Testing_00013.mp4
"HI, HI, HI. I'M RACHEL. FROM UPSTAIRS? THE PEOPLE WITH ALL THE PIZZA? ",Track1_Testing_00014.mp4
"Oh, Chandler, you stink of cigarettes. ",Track1_Testing_00015.mp4
That is very cool. ,Track1_Testing_00016.mp4
"LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY, BUT... AM I TOO LATE? ",Track1_Testing_00017.mp4
I just thought you were doing so well... ,Track1_Testing_00018.mp4
"'Cause if you're still upset about that, we don't have to go. ",Track1_Testing_00019.mp4
YOU DIDN'T JUST BREAK UP. ,Track1_Testing_00020.mp4
"Gee, thanks a lot. ",Track1_Testing_00021.mp4
"I wanted to tell you in the car, but you told me to stop talking! ",Track1_Testing_00022.mp4
We have to get rid of the time machine. ,Track1_Testing_00023.mp4
So you're saying you're not having sex with me... ...you're having sex with your mother? ,Track1_Testing_00024.mp4
THAT'S GREAT. ,Track1_Testing_00025.mp4
Holy crap! ,Track1_Testing_00026.mp4
"No, they said I was too perky. ",Track1_Testing_00027.mp4
"WELL, I THINK SO. ",Track1_Testing_00028.mp4
There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite. But that seems even more farfetched. The only conclusion was love. ,Track1_Testing_00029.mp4
I'm going to recondition your brain... ...so that the need for completion isn't so overwhelming. ,Track1_Testing_00030.mp4
"Come on, nothing even happened. ",Track1_Testing_00031.mp4
"AND IN FIFTH GRADE, I GOT INTO A FIGHT. WELL, IT WASN'T REALLY A FIGHT. RICHARD DARUMBULL BIT ME ON THE NOSE AND I FELL DOWN. I STILL HAVE A LITTLE SCAR RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN SEE IT. ",Track1_Testing_00032.mp4
"♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. ♪ ",Track1_Testing_00033.mp4
"OH, IT IS SO PERFECT! THANK YOU SO MUCH! ",Track1_Testing_00034.mp4
Just do it. ,Track1_Testing_00035.mp4
Do you think I have what it takes to really make it as an actress? ,Track1_Testing_00036.mp4
"Dr. Hofstadter was bragging about his sexual desirability... ...to anyone who would listen. Howard Wolowitz spent two years using university resources... ...building a six-breasted sex robot. And at the office Christmas party, I heard Rajesh Koothrappali... ...refer to you several times as ""Brown Sugar."" ",Track1_Testing_00037.mp4
"All right. ""Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."" ""Soup"" tattoo on right buttock. ",Track1_Testing_00038.mp4
I know how you feel. I miss Leonard too. ,Track1_Testing_00039.mp4
It's too small and too perfect. ,Track1_Testing_00040.mp4
"WELL, OKAY. W-WOULD YOU GET ME A DIET COKE? ",Track1_Testing_00041.mp4
"OH, YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST I WASN'T TOO CHICKEN TO TELL SOME GUY I THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE. ",Track1_Testing_00042.mp4
Thanks. I love that jacket. ,Track1_Testing_00043.mp4
Thanks. I love that jacket. ,Track1_Testing_00044.mp4
Thanks. I love that jacket. ,Track1_Testing_00045.mp4
-Can I ask you a question? -Hm. ,Track1_Testing_00046.mp4
"OH, GOD HELP US. ",Track1_Testing_00047.mp4
"And era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant for me. Maybe it wasn't significant to you! ",Track1_Testing_00048.mp4
Elizabeth...thank God. I was just thinking about-- ,Track1_Testing_00049.mp4
Elizabeth...thank God. I was just thinking about-- ,Track1_Testing_00050.mp4
Go on. ,Track1_Testing_00051.mp4
Wasn't Mary Magdalene a woman of ill repute? ,Track1_Testing_00052.mp4
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not feeling so hot either. ",Track1_Testing_00053.mp4
Go on. ,Track1_Testing_00054.mp4
I just want to pop in and make sure Ma's okay. ,Track1_Testing_00055.mp4
AND FOR SAVING MY LIFE. ,Track1_Testing_00056.mp4
"THAT EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN A COMPLETE IDIOT UP TILL NOW Y-YOU HAVE TO COME HERE. You have to, so we can work this out together. ",Track1_Testing_00057.mp4
I should be ready to kill myself any day now. ,Track1_Testing_00058.mp4
PRETTY MUCH. MOST OF THE TIME. WE HAVE A KIND OF... RADAR. ,Track1_Testing_00059.mp4
I BET HE'S TOTALLY OVER ME. I'LL BET HE'S FINE. ,Track1_Testing_00060.mp4
IN FACT... I'VE DECIDED. I HAVE DECIDED THAT... THAT IT... ,Track1_Testing_00061.mp4
"NO, NO. UH... HE JUST REALLY FREAKED ME OUT BEFORE. ",Track1_Testing_00062.mp4
YEAH? THEN WHO'S THE GUY THAT PAINTED THE FACES ON THE MOUNTAIN? ,Track1_Testing_00063.mp4
"Hey, thanks for keeping me company. ",Track1_Testing_00064.mp4
"If I weren't controlling you with equipment and trips, I'd be uncomfortable. ",Track1_Testing_00065.mp4
"I just meant that you're not married, and your boyfriend's kind of... Sheldon. ",Track1_Testing_00066.mp4
"So, Theodore, I, uh, can see where Mike gets his good looks from. ",Track1_Testing_00067.mp4
NO. I COULDN'T DO THAT. ,Track1_Testing_00068.mp4
"There is nothing wrong with Jake, okay? He is all man. I'm thinking even more than you. ",Track1_Testing_00069.mp4
YOU'RE AMAZING. YOU KNOW WHEN TO SPRITZ. YOU KNOW WHEN TO LAY BACK. ,Track1_Testing_00070.mp4
"SO, UM, STILTS, HUH? ",Track1_Testing_00071.mp4
"PHOEBE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ",Track1_Testing_00072.mp4
IS THIS A SERVICE YOU'RE PROVIDING ME? ,Track1_Testing_00073.mp4
Not surprising. You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers... ...to allow for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction. ,Track1_Testing_00074.mp4
That was pretty cute. (chuckles) ,Track1_Testing_00075.mp4
"WELL, IT'S REALLY... ",Track1_Testing_00076.mp4
Could have given it back to me. That was a choice. ,Track1_Testing_00077.mp4
You got it. You got Nevada twice. ,Track1_Testing_00078.mp4
"Cats, Sheldon. You're clearly upset about Amy being gone... ...and you're trying to replace her with cats. ",Track1_Testing_00079.mp4
"Oh, thank you. ",Track1_Testing_00080.mp4
Of course you will. It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. Assuming you've subscribed to a linear understanding of time and causality. ,Track1_Testing_00081.mp4
Get out. ,Track1_Testing_00082.mp4
And how much profit do you make per Penny Blossom? ,Track1_Testing_00083.mp4
"WOW, SHE IS PRETTY, HUH? ",Track1_Testing_00084.mp4
Just keep going. ,Track1_Testing_00085.mp4
I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO BECAUSE YOU'RE TRIPPING ME OUT RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU OKAY? ,Track1_Testing_00086.mp4
"Let the anger go, buddy. You just-- You relax all your muscles. Except for your pubococcygeus and anal sphincter. Let's keep those tight. ",Track1_Testing_00087.mp4
"Well, first, we don't have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave. ",Track1_Testing_00088.mp4
"Well, first, we don't have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave. ",Track1_Testing_00089.mp4
"Well, first, we don't have house guests. Frankly, if I could afford the rent, I'd ask you to leave. ",Track1_Testing_00090.mp4
SURPRISE... FOR YOU. ,Track1_Testing_00091.mp4
"When your idiot brother redeems mankind, he can date whoever he wants. ",Track1_Testing_00092.mp4
"When your idiot brother redeems mankind, he can date whoever he wants. ",Track1_Testing_00093.mp4
That's not the only time this was an issue. You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat. ,Track1_Testing_00094.mp4
"Oh, hey. I just heard back from the liquid helium guy. ",Track1_Testing_00095.mp4
DO I KNOW YOU? ,Track1_Testing_00096.mp4
You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release. ,Track1_Testing_00097.mp4
Yes! Do you know what that means? It means that all of this attention that you hate goes away. ,Track1_Testing_00098.mp4
If you ever wanna talk to me about a problem in your life with a guy... ...then I-- I'd be fine with that. ,Track1_Testing_00099.mp4
"Oh, I am. Maybe if you follow this trail, you'll see why. ",Track1_Testing_00100.mp4
"I just figured it out, you know? I mean, you're not working and, uh, the economy is bad. ",Track1_Testing_00101.mp4
Excuse me? ,Track1_Testing_00102.mp4
YOU'RE WELCOME. ,Track1_Testing_00103.mp4
"YEAH, WELL, IF, IF, IF MARK SAID THAT THEN MARK'S AN IDIOT. ",Track1_Testing_00104.mp4
...and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper. ,Track1_Testing_00105.mp4
"Okay, I'm getting some mixed messages here. ",Track1_Testing_00106.mp4
And not because I want you to go out with me because I don't want you to go out with anybody. ,Track1_Testing_00107.mp4
"Instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, which gives you an opportunity to show her that you're a loving and supportive boyfriend. ",Track1_Testing_00108.mp4
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ,Track1_Testing_00109.mp4
That's how I take it. ,Track1_Testing_00110.mp4
"YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WE BOTH AGREED IT WAS GOING TO BE A TWO-WEEK THING, YOU KNOW-- NO COMMITMENT. ",Track1_Testing_00111.mp4
Before you get upset... ...I've come up with a way for us to celebrate the occasion that we both can enjoy. ,Track1_Testing_00112.mp4
"IT'S NOT THAT EASY. THERE'S STILL A LOT OF, UH... RELATIONSHIP STUFF. ",Track1_Testing_00113.mp4
Really? What tipped you off? ,Track1_Testing_00114.mp4
But we don't do that. ,Track1_Testing_00115.mp4
Okay. The truth is... ,Track1_Testing_00116.mp4
"Okay, quick and painful. ",Track1_Testing_00117.mp4
"YOU KNOW, YOU COULD TOTALLY SELL THIS! IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR, LIKE, UM.... A KITTY LITTER CAMPAIGN. ",Track1_Testing_00118.mp4
"(imitates Koothrappali): ""Oh, I wish could enjoy a cup of tea without a naked girl bouncing up and down on me."" ",Track1_Testing_00119.mp4
"PRINCESS LEIA WAS WEARING THIS, UM... GOLD BIKINI THING. IT WAS PRETTY COOL. ",Track1_Testing_00120.mp4
"If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows? ",Track1_Testing_00121.mp4
"...from beyond the grave, Emma. ",Track1_Testing_00122.mp4
It still looks pretty far. ,Track1_Testing_00123.mp4
"Well, he's your pet rat? ",Track1_Testing_00124.mp4
"I'd like you to call me ""sexy."" ",Track1_Testing_00125.mp4
"NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT 'CAUSE I MADE YOU QUIT COLD TURKEY. IT'S TOO HARD, YOU KNOW? OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T DATE YOU ANYMORE 'CAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW... LIKE, WOW ",Track1_Testing_00126.mp4
"JEANNIE, THE HEAD OF EAST COAST OPERATIONS JEANNIE? ",Track1_Testing_00127.mp4
JUST A LITTLE GAG GIFT SOMEBODY GAVE ME. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. ,Track1_Testing_00128.mp4
"No, it was more like a ""good luck!"" ",Track1_Testing_00129.mp4
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there. ,Track1_Testing_00130.mp4
"Oh, like what? I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry. It's just that this must be... what regular people experience when they watch Access Hollywood. ",Track1_Testing_00131.mp4
"Oh, good. ",Track1_Testing_00132.mp4
ARE YOU OVER ME? ,Track1_Testing_00133.mp4
I KNOW. I AM... I AM SO SORRY. ,Track1_Testing_00134.mp4
Hold it. Give me some specifics. ,Track1_Testing_00135.mp4
"Oh, don't let The Riddler know that. ",Track1_Testing_00136.mp4
Terrific. It's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go. ,Track1_Testing_00137.mp4
You did? When? ,Track1_Testing_00138.mp4
A WOMAN'S. ,Track1_Testing_00139.mp4
"ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY I-I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME. ",Track1_Testing_00140.mp4
"You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear. ",Track1_Testing_00141.mp4
"Oh, my God, look. There's Jeffrey Klarik. ",Track1_Testing_00142.mp4
"All right, well, have fun. ",Track1_Testing_00143.mp4
"OH, MY GOD. WHO DIED ON THIS? ",Track1_Testing_00144.mp4
WHAT? WHAT? ,Track1_Testing_00145.mp4
"GOD, I LOVE THESE FINGERS. ",Track1_Testing_00146.mp4
"Come on, I spent an entire plane ride with you talking about the trailer for Deadpool 2. ",Track1_Testing_00147.mp4
"WHY DID YOU FILL YOUR FATHER'S HEAD WITH ALL THAT GARBAGE ABOUT MAKING THINGS RIGHT? THINGS WERE FINE THE WAY THEY WERE. THERE'S CHICKEN IN THERE. PUT IT AWAY. FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOEY. ",Track1_Testing_00148.mp4
Not possible. She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls! ,Track1_Testing_00149.mp4
"But now that her cast is off, he moved out. And, honestly, I'm kind of glad. It was getting a little weird. ",Track1_Testing_00150.mp4
"Happy kitty, sleepy-- ",Track1_Testing_00151.mp4
"-First, take a picture with me. -Why? ",Track1_Testing_00152.mp4
"WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG? ",Track1_Testing_00153.mp4
I KNOW. ,Track1_Testing_00154.mp4
"OH, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT US TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE. THINK HOW EXCITED HE'S GOING TO BE WHEN WE GO AND SURPRISE HIM. PLUS, WE GET TO HAVE OUR OWN... ",Track1_Testing_00155.mp4
"UM, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. ",Track1_Testing_00156.mp4
Nicely done! ,Track1_Testing_00157.mp4
I'M SORRY. ,Track1_Testing_00158.mp4
YOU HAD NO RELATIONSHIP. ,Track1_Testing_00159.mp4
I'M A TWINKIE. ,Track1_Testing_00160.mp4
I'M A TWINKIE. ,Track1_Testing_00161.mp4
I'M A TWINKIE. ,Track1_Testing_00162.mp4
"No, but I want to be. ",Track1_Testing_00163.mp4
This is it. Unless we're on a break. ,Track1_Testing_00164.mp4
"Well, it might not be a great idea to invite those two. ",Track1_Testing_00165.mp4
"Yes, the disappointing sex. ",Track1_Testing_00166.mp4
"YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO COULD GET YOUR PICTURE UP THERE. ",Track1_Testing_00167.mp4
"YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO COULD GET YOUR PICTURE UP THERE. ",Track1_Testing_00168.mp4
Just drop. ,Track1_Testing_00169.mp4
Nothing else worked! That girl is all about the ass! ,Track1_Testing_00170.mp4
So tell me a little bit about yourself. ,Track1_Testing_00171.mp4
Do you realize I have a classroom full of students? ,Track1_Testing_00172.mp4
"BEFORE, OVER THERE, WITH THE BILLS. YOU TRIED TO GIVE ME CHARITY. I SAID, ""NO."" YOU DROPPED IT. OKAY, THEN, WE HAD A NICE LAST NIGHT TOGETHER. WE HAD SOME FUN; WE GAMBLED. NOBODY TRIED TO GIVE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. NOW, OUT OF THE BLUE, YOU START WITH THE CHARITY THING AGAIN. ",Track1_Testing_00173.mp4
"No. Actually, I thought about it when we were going out. That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me. ",Track1_Testing_00174.mp4
"I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn. ",Track1_Testing_00175.mp4
Stop it. ,Track1_Testing_00176.mp4
"Look, I'm asking you as a friend. ",Track1_Testing_00177.mp4
"...you know those are real, right? ",Track1_Testing_00178.mp4
"Well, it creeps me out. ",Track1_Testing_00179.mp4
"Now, I'm gonna do something here to help you along. ",Track1_Testing_00180.mp4
HOW COULD IT NOT MATTER? ,Track1_Testing_00181.mp4
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT I MIGHT JUST BE THAT STUPID? ,Track1_Testing_00182.mp4
WHAT CAN I SAY? SHE NAILED IT. ,Track1_Testing_00183.mp4
The vicar! ,Track1_Testing_00184.mp4
"And some people in the science community are calling it ""The Wonder Blunder."" ",Track1_Testing_00185.mp4
Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand... but that person was neither female nor wearing pants. ,Track1_Testing_00186.mp4
YOU'RE SO CLOSE. NO! ,Track1_Testing_00187.mp4
"YEAH, ME, TOO. ",Track1_Testing_00188.mp4
"OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M GETTING READY TO SAY. I WANT TO HAVE A BABY. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE ONE. ",Track1_Testing_00189.mp4
"Come on, big fella. Okay... ",Track1_Testing_00190.mp4
Please tell the judge I'm ready to apologize. ,Track1_Testing_00191.mp4
YEAH. OKAY. ,Track1_Testing_00192.mp4
"Come on, Shelly. I want you to know I'm very proud of you. ",Track1_Testing_00193.mp4
THAT'LL WORK TOO. ,Track1_Testing_00194.mp4
It's not the best! ,Track1_Testing_00195.mp4
I want you to know that that is sincere. I-I do feel bad. I'm not just saying it to be included on your trip. ,Track1_Testing_00196.mp4
"Ooh, that's a tough one. Oh, wait a minute. This happened to me before. Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I... No, wait a minute. It was me who fell asleep. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while? ",Track1_Testing_00197.mp4
I guess. ,Track1_Testing_00198.mp4
"No, not for many years. ",Track1_Testing_00199.mp4
I'm trying not to attract attention. ,Track1_Testing_00200.mp4
"OH, YEAH, RIGHT NOW. ",Track1_Testing_00201.mp4
"There, perfect. ",Track1_Testing_00202.mp4
I'm also allergic to peanuts and cashews... and almonds and filberts... ,Track1_Testing_00203.mp4
But not about this. ,Track1_Testing_00204.mp4
I love marriage. ,Track1_Testing_00205.mp4
"BUT, COME ON... AND WHAT IS WITH THE REALLY HOT STICK IN THE BATHROOM? ",Track1_Testing_00206.mp4
I see what's happening here. You're playing hard to get. ,Track1_Testing_00207.mp4
SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB. ,Track1_Testing_00208.mp4
SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB. ,Track1_Testing_00209.mp4
SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB. ,Track1_Testing_00210.mp4
SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB. ,Track1_Testing_00211.mp4
"SHELDON: Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond. ",Track1_Testing_00212.mp4
I didn't mean now. Hello? ,Track1_Testing_00213.mp4
"NOW, THAT... THAT WAS, UH... I MEAN, AS OPPOSED TO, UH... THE, UH... OKAY, IS THIS OVER YET? ",Track1_Testing_00214.mp4
WHAT KIND OF A PARTY SERVES BARLEY? ,Track1_Testing_00215.mp4
I guess so. ,Track1_Testing_00216.mp4
Oop. Red light. Release accelerator... ...and slowly apply the brake. ,Track1_Testing_00217.mp4
I don't want to hug you either. I was just feeling blue. ,Track1_Testing_00218.mp4
BECAUSE IT'LL TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT. TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. I JUST DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT. ,Track1_Testing_00219.mp4
"Oh, it's sweet how you look out for him. You're a good guy. ",Track1_Testing_00220.mp4
Of course not. ,Track1_Testing_00221.mp4
"Oh, you can say. Come on. I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things. ",Track1_Testing_00222.mp4
"-Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door. -Why? ",Track1_Testing_00223.mp4
"Yes, you are. ",Track1_Testing_00224.mp4
WHAT IF THEY GET MIXED UP? ,Track1_Testing_00225.mp4
"WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME. ",Track1_Testing_00226.mp4
"He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating. ",Track1_Testing_00227.mp4
"YEAH, BUT IF I'D KNOWN WHAT KIND OF FRIEND YOU WOULD TURN OUT TO BE ",Track1_Testing_00228.mp4
MY ANIMALS. THE GUY SAID THEY SUITED ME. HE SPOKE WITH AN ACCENT. I WAS CONFUSED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. ,Track1_Testing_00229.mp4
REALLY? I LIKE YOUR NATURAL COLOR. ,Track1_Testing_00230.mp4
"YEAH, IT DID. ",Track1_Testing_00231.mp4
"Oh, no, Morlocks. Eat him, eat him. ",Track1_Testing_00232.mp4
"No. Yeah, take the couch, or my bed. I just got new pillows. ",Track1_Testing_00233.mp4
"Pheebs, I... There isn't gonna be any ""flying about."" Ha, ha. We thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that. ",Track1_Testing_00234.mp4
Wh-Wh-What? What? ,Track1_Testing_00235.mp4
"Okay, okay. ",Track1_Testing_00236.mp4
"RACH, THANKS, BUT I DON'T NEED YOU DOING ME ANY FAVORS. ",Track1_Testing_00237.mp4
"I said, I said ""you're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking. ",Track1_Testing_00238.mp4
"NO, SHE JUST DIED TODAY. UM, OKAY. WE'RE HAVING A MEMORIAL SERVICE TOMORROW. ",Track1_Testing_00239.mp4
You ought to come with us sometime. ,Track1_Testing_00240.mp4
I made some brownies. You want one? ,Track1_Testing_00241.mp4
and you let me in. ,Track1_Testing_00242.mp4
"NO, ACTUALLY, UH... I WENT WITH, UH... NOW THIS MAY HURT. ",Track1_Testing_00243.mp4
I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH A 30-YEAR-OLD SON. ,Track1_Testing_00244.mp4
"Oh, my God. ",Track1_Testing_00245.mp4
"I think she's checking out your beehive, Ross. ",Track1_Testing_00246.mp4
Hang on a moment. ,Track1_Testing_00247.mp4
I agree. How exactly do we do that? ,Track1_Testing_00248.mp4
"You know, if it's all the same with you... ...I think I'll stick with Leonard. ",Track1_Testing_00249.mp4
"Okay, nice and cozy. ",Track1_Testing_00250.mp4
"I am one of the great minds of our generation. I work on a level so rarified, you couldn't even imagine it. I said, stop looking at my cool train! ",Track1_Testing_00251.mp4
"OH, YOU GO OUT WITH HIM. ",Track1_Testing_00252.mp4
"You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See, this is one of the things that I can apologize for later. What I mean is, you're Monica, okay and I am in love with Monica. ",Track1_Testing_00253.mp4
CALM DOWN. DO YOU WANT THIS UNIT OR NOT? ,Track1_Testing_00254.mp4
"The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people... ...is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them. ",Track1_Testing_00255.mp4
"NO. WELL, HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SEE A LOT OF STUFF. ",Track1_Testing_00256.mp4
"Okay, excuse me for a minute. ",Track1_Testing_00257.mp4
Right there with you. ,Track1_Testing_00258.mp4
"LOOK, IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR CHAIRS ARE INCREDIBLY UGLY. ",Track1_Testing_00259.mp4
I quit! ,Track1_Testing_00260.mp4
"You are beautiful, you know that? You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. ",Track1_Testing_00261.mp4
"""SMOKE AWAY!"" ",Track1_Testing_00262.mp4
I think you'd call him Lee. ,Track1_Testing_00263.mp4
Okay. Okay. ,Track1_Testing_00264.mp4
"Sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies... ...tanned and glistening with sweat. ",Track1_Testing_00265.mp4
"Oh. That's great. Great, great, great. -Why wait so long to tell me? -I just.... ",Track1_Testing_00266.mp4
THAT'LL WORK. ,Track1_Testing_00267.mp4
"We have grant money to do the experiment, ",Track1_Testing_00268.mp4
"If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him. ",Track1_Testing_00269.mp4
"Yeah. You know, the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough, but, uh, staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it. Mm. Well, ",Track1_Testing_00270.mp4
"THAT'S RIGHT, ROSS-- I CAN SEE YOU IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT AND YOU CAN SEE ME-- SAME AS YESTERDAY. SAME AS THE DAY BEFORE. ",Track1_Testing_00271.mp4
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TOUCH YOUR ARM BEFORE YOU ASK ME ON A DATE? ,Track1_Testing_00272.mp4
"-Sheldon? -I want a cookie, Meemaw. ",Track1_Testing_00273.mp4
"OH, NO. YOU WENT ON OUR HONEYMOON ALONE? ",Track1_Testing_00274.mp4
"Amy, this is crazy. You have nothing to be suspicious about. ",Track1_Testing_00275.mp4
"That wasn't quite the word I was looking for... ...but sure, I'll do this pass-fail. ",Track1_Testing_00276.mp4
"OR SMART ENOUGH, OR... MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY I DRESS. ",Track1_Testing_00277.mp4
Got it. ,Track1_Testing_00278.mp4
"LISTEN, PAUL, I THINK THIS IS REALLY GREAT ",Track1_Testing_00279.mp4
YOU'RE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN SHE IS. ,Track1_Testing_00280.mp4
"LORVIS: One Mississippi, two Mississippi.... ",Track1_Testing_00281.mp4
"But I need to tell you something, and listen carefully. ",Track1_Testing_00282.mp4
"AW, THAT'S TOO BAD. HOW'D THEY DO IT? ",Track1_Testing_00283.mp4
"Yeah, most days the place is packed with confused, angry baseball fans. ",Track1_Testing_00284.mp4
YOU NEVER COME INTO THIS OFFICE AGAIN. ,Track1_Testing_00285.mp4
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT. ,Track1_Testing_00286.mp4
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT. ,Track1_Testing_00287.mp4
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT. ,Track1_Testing_00288.mp4
SO HOW COME YOU WANTED TO EAT IN TONIGHT? ,Track1_Testing_00289.mp4
Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. ,Track1_Testing_00290.mp4
"Um, yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you? ",Track1_Testing_00291.mp4
"OH, MY GOD! YOU OWN AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU THINK THAT TASTES GOOD? WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM? ",Track1_Testing_00292.mp4
"Always nice talking to you, Sheldon. ",Track1_Testing_00293.mp4
Yay. ,Track1_Testing_00294.mp4
Of course not. ,Track1_Testing_00295.mp4
You think this is fast? It is just a matter of time before I see Amy's leg stubble in my shower. ,Track1_Testing_00296.mp4
"OH, GREAT. OH, YOU. UM, WHAT'S UP? ",Track1_Testing_00297.mp4
"I KNOW. I KNOW. BUT, UH, JUST... I'M TELLING YOU. ONCE... ONCE YOU GET PAST THAT PART WHERE IT JUST FEELS LIKE YOU WANT TO DIE ",Track1_Testing_00298.mp4
"I THINK MY MARRIAGE IS, UM... ",Track1_Testing_00299.mp4
"Thanks, dude. This is great! ",Track1_Testing_00300.mp4
I like when you take charge. ,Track1_Testing_00301.mp4
I was going to make Raj do it all by himself. ,Track1_Testing_00302.mp4
Is makeup really necessary? ,Track1_Testing_00303.mp4
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. THANK YOU. OKAY. COME ON. NOW WE CAN GO EAT. ,Track1_Testing_00304.mp4
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. THANK YOU. OKAY. COME ON. NOW WE CAN GO EAT. ,Track1_Testing_00305.mp4
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU A LITTLE BETTER. THANK YOU. OKAY. COME ON. NOW WE CAN GO EAT. ,Track1_Testing_00306.mp4
"Okay, that's just the plot for Dirty Dancing. What else would you love, other than being lifted over Patrick Swayze's head? ",Track1_Testing_00307.mp4
You'd think he would've called once he got settled in. ,Track1_Testing_00308.mp4
"NO, I DIDN'T. ",Track1_Testing_00309.mp4
I am very disappointed in you. You broke your toy and switched it with Leonard's. You should be ashamed of yourself. ,Track1_Testing_00310.mp4
"I know we took coitus off the table, but I was wondering how you feel about other forms of intimacy, such as snuggling. ",Track1_Testing_00311.mp4
It was the only option. ,Track1_Testing_00312.mp4
"I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon. ",Track1_Testing_00313.mp4
NO! OH! IT'S ME! IT'S ME! I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE ANY NOISE! ,Track1_Testing_00314.mp4
ONLY HERE. ,Track1_Testing_00315.mp4
"Oh, my God, Frank. Are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them. ",Track1_Testing_00316.mp4
"OH, WOW. ",Track1_Testing_00317.mp4
-What? -I don't think I can go to the North Pole. ,Track1_Testing_00318.mp4
Better not be building a robot girlfriend. ,Track1_Testing_00319.mp4
"Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let's begin. ",Track1_Testing_00320.mp4
"Apparently, she does. ",Track1_Testing_00321.mp4
I'm calling to invite you to a spontaneous date night tomorrow evening. ,Track1_Testing_00322.mp4
I WILL GIVE YOU A CALL. ,Track1_Testing_00323.mp4
"Well, it's really not that fancy. It's just a city college. ",Track1_Testing_00324.mp4
The philosopher Henri Bergson says it's funny when a human being behaves like an object. ,Track1_Testing_00325.mp4
"Oh, my God! ",Track1_Testing_00326.mp4
HOLD ON. ,Track1_Testing_00327.mp4
"NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track1_Testing_00328.mp4
"NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track1_Testing_00329.mp4
"NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track1_Testing_00330.mp4
"NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track1_Testing_00331.mp4
"NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SOON. NO, IT'S NOT TOO SOON. ",Track1_Testing_00332.mp4
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A HERNIA. YOU HAVE TO... YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR. ,Track1_Testing_00333.mp4
"COME ON, CHANDLER. ROSS IS OUR FRIEND. HE NEEDS US RIGHT NOW. WHY DON'T YOU BE A GROWNUP AND COME WATCH TV IN THE FORT? ",Track1_Testing_00334.mp4
"Well, well, well. It must be 5:00 in Tulsa... ",Track1_Testing_00335.mp4
"What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you okay? ",Track1_Testing_00336.mp4
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ",Track1_Testing_00337.mp4
"I DON'T. PHOEBE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HER? YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT TO. ",Track1_Testing_00338.mp4
It's true. I suppose it's only fair we make compromises. ,Track1_Testing_00339.mp4
It's true. I suppose it's only fair we make compromises. ,Track1_Testing_00340.mp4
You know what? Forget it. I never should've brought it up. ,Track1_Testing_00341.mp4
OH... I JUST WISH WE HADN'T LOST THOSE FOUR MONTHS. BUT IF TIME WAS WHAT YOU NEEDED JUST TO GAIN A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE... ,Track1_Testing_00342.mp4
EVER SINCE WE ANNOUNCED THE ENGAGEMENT HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD AND THEN LAST NIGHT HE CAME HOME SMELLING LIKE CHANEL. ,Track1_Testing_00343.mp4
"Sheldon, that wasn't for you. ",Track1_Testing_00344.mp4
I choose you. ,Track1_Testing_00345.mp4
"Oh, no, but look. ",Track1_Testing_00346.mp4
"{\an8}And he really does have one, you jerks on the comment board. ",Track1_Testing_00347.mp4
Do they know they don't stand a chance because you're so great? ,Track1_Testing_00348.mp4
"THAT'S, THAT'S SOME PRICEY NUT. ",Track1_Testing_00349.mp4
"-How did you even get in, you weirdo? -Yeah, yeah, really? ",Track1_Testing_00350.mp4
"YEAH, YEAH, YOU REMEMBER HOW I CALL YOU ""BUNNY""? ",Track1_Testing_00351.mp4
JUST ONE MORE HAND. ,Track1_Testing_00352.mp4
...how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if no one ever picks us? ,Track1_Testing_00353.mp4
"Oh, that's great. You must be thrilled! ",Track1_Testing_00354.mp4
"I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding. Aren't these the same flowers? ",Track1_Testing_00355.mp4
"Oh, d-do you need a minute? ",Track1_Testing_00356.mp4
"WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! WAIT! GOD! WHY AM I ALWAYS PREGNANT WHEN SHE DOES THAT?! ",Track1_Testing_00357.mp4
"Thank you for filing a complaint with my superior, Dr. Cooper. I understand you wanna recant your statement about Howard Wolowitz? ",Track1_Testing_00358.mp4
THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. ,Track1_Testing_00359.mp4
I HAD A PROBLEM. ,Track1_Testing_00360.mp4
I appreciate the ride-- ,Track1_Testing_00361.mp4
"You heard it, too? You have the gift. ",Track1_Testing_00362.mp4
"Hey, uh, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that... ",Track1_Testing_00363.mp4
YEAH. UH-HUH. THERE WAS NOTHING. COULD I GET SOME WATER? ,Track1_Testing_00364.mp4
"Well, you should be. My discovery is spreading like wildfire. Unlike my mole, which is holding steady at the size of a navy bean. ",Track1_Testing_00365.mp4
"Phoebe, I love you. There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times. But I want to take care of you... ...have babies with you... ...and grow old with you. Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? ",Track1_Testing_00366.mp4
And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15... ...you might find it... ,Track1_Testing_00367.mp4
...and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking to a real person. And you know what? I like him. ,Track1_Testing_00368.mp4
"We've got the moon and the trees and... ...Elizabeth McNulty, who... ...apparently died when she was the same age I am. ",Track1_Testing_00369.mp4
ALL RIGHT. THEN MASSAGE ME UP RIGHT NICE. ,Track1_Testing_00370.mp4
"Oh, hi. Oh, my God, really? I can't wait to tell Chandler. ",Track1_Testing_00371.mp4
IT TASTES LIKE FEET. ,Track1_Testing_00372.mp4
IT TASTES LIKE FEET. ,Track1_Testing_00373.mp4
...with feelings and all that crap. ,Track1_Testing_00374.mp4
"I'M NOT WRONG. I WISH I WAS. I'M SORRY. I BET THAT BARIUM ENEMA DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD NOW, HUH? ",Track1_Testing_00375.mp4
Who are you calling? ,Track1_Testing_00376.mp4
"In the original film, Rod Taylor got Yvette Mimieux... ...with that time machine. In Back to the Future, Marty McFly got to hook up... ...with his extremely attractive young mother. ",Track1_Testing_00377.mp4
"Yeah, it really was. ",Track1_Testing_00378.mp4
"Anyway, I decided to offer you the grant. ",Track1_Testing_00379.mp4
"PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER FOR ME THAN PAOLO EVER WAS. YOU CARE ABOUT ME, YOU'RE LOVING YOU MAKE ME LAUGH... ",Track1_Testing_00380.mp4
"You should know, I had nothing to do with that. ",Track1_Testing_00381.mp4
BUT THIS ONE STARTS NOW. ,Track1_Testing_00382.mp4
"There, there. ",Track1_Testing_00383.mp4
YOU GOT ME. ,Track1_Testing_00384.mp4
IS THIS WHY THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR WHY YOU DON'T LIKE ME? ,Track1_Testing_00385.mp4
"I made beef loaf, because I know you're uncomfortable with the non-specificity of meat loaf. ",Track1_Testing_00386.mp4
"I WILL BE OKAY. LOOK, CHANDLER, YOU GOT TO GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD THAT I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OKAY? ",Track1_Testing_00387.mp4
It diminishes them. ,Track1_Testing_00388.mp4
WHAT? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? ,Track1_Testing_00389.mp4
"...he probably wore sandals, and I cannot look at toes during dinner. Oh, I know. The person I'd most like to have dinner with is myself. ",Track1_Testing_00390.mp4
Fine. Whatever works. ,Track1_Testing_00391.mp4
"Okay, you're kind of really great. ",Track1_Testing_00392.mp4
"Oh, great, I've always wanted to play Dungeons & Dragons. ",Track1_Testing_00393.mp4
-Hey. -Thanks for letting me come over. ,Track1_Testing_00394.mp4
-Hey. -Thanks for letting me come over. ,Track1_Testing_00395.mp4
-Hey. -Thanks for letting me come over. ,Track1_Testing_00396.mp4
Fine. I'll take him for shoes next Saturday. ,Track1_Testing_00397.mp4
"Oh, I see. ",Track1_Testing_00398.mp4
I don't want you to see your father cry. Go to your room! ,Track1_Testing_00399.mp4
"Oh, I would love some. ",Track1_Testing_00400.mp4
SOPHIE KNOWS. MONICA AND PHOEBE KNOW. HOW COME MONICA AND PHOEBE KNOW? ,Track1_Testing_00401.mp4
"Oh, you smoked. ",Track1_Testing_00402.mp4
"Oh, you smoked. ",Track1_Testing_00403.mp4
"Oh, you smoked. ",Track1_Testing_00404.mp4
"Oh, you smoked. ",Track1_Testing_00405.mp4
"Oh, look at that baby. They're really biting, huh? ",Track1_Testing_00406.mp4
"Howie, the estrogen's getting absorbed by your skin. ",Track1_Testing_00407.mp4
"Okay, that is the lamest excuse you could've possibly come up with. But I get it. ",Track1_Testing_00408.mp4
"Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this really isn't about you. ",Track1_Testing_00409.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00410.mp4
Just flip the switch until the lights on the drone change to solid yellow. ,Track1_Testing_00411.mp4
"Oh, God. ",Track1_Testing_00412.mp4
"AW, THAT SUCKS. I WAS BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE. ",Track1_Testing_00413.mp4
Saturday night. Saturday is laundry night. ,Track1_Testing_00414.mp4
"Hey, look, the point is that he was at every one of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on. Okay, that's a pretty great dad. ",Track1_Testing_00415.mp4
There you go again. ,Track1_Testing_00416.mp4
The one from whom I live across the hall from. ,Track1_Testing_00417.mp4
Gotta work with me. We need to get connected with our bodies. ,Track1_Testing_00418.mp4
"Wait, wait! I'm not... I'm not finished counting. ",Track1_Testing_00419.mp4
"Oh, come on. There. Butt print. ",Track1_Testing_00420.mp4
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY. ,Track1_Testing_00421.mp4
I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY. ,Track1_Testing_00422.mp4
Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night? ,Track1_Testing_00423.mp4
"Well, the weird part is... ...he was getting off... to a shark-attack show! ",Track1_Testing_00424.mp4
YOUR AUDITION BECAUSE YOU SUCK. MAYBE YOU MESSED UP BECAUSE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR GODSON. ,Track1_Testing_00425.mp4
"Well, at least listen to it through headphones. I'm trying to sleep. Good night. ",Track1_Testing_00426.mp4
"HEY, COULD I... COULD I GET IN ON THAT ",Track1_Testing_00427.mp4
"How fortunate for you the university has chosen to hire you... ...despite the fact you've done no original research in 25 years... ...and instead have written books... ...that reduce the great concepts of science to anecdotes... ...each one dumbed down... ...to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement."" ",Track1_Testing_00428.mp4
"Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh? Not only is it courteous, it's safety-smart. Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer-lint ignition. ",Track1_Testing_00429.mp4
"-What? -Uh, that was my dad on the phone. He moved out. ",Track1_Testing_00430.mp4
"{\an8}I've been doing some research, and I've learned that 1 in 700,000 people... ",Track1_Testing_00431.mp4
There's my big boss man. ,Track1_Testing_00432.mp4
"Sheldon, I accept your apology, but you upset a lot of people while you were sick. I'm not in a position to just say you can come. ",Track1_Testing_00433.mp4
Someone does. ,Track1_Testing_00434.mp4
Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish hell. ,Track1_Testing_00435.mp4
Y-You have sporting equipment? ,Track1_Testing_00436.mp4
"Wow, congratulations. You know, actually, I thought you'd be living with Sheldon forever. ",Track1_Testing_00437.mp4
"NO, CHANDLER. LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT, OKAY? LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TIGHT SINCE JANINE MOVED OUT-- GOD, WAS SHE HOT. WHOA-HO. I KNOW. ",Track1_Testing_00438.mp4
"No, that would be under-reacting. He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom... ...and in your case, the elevator, parks and fast-food franchise. ",Track1_Testing_00439.mp4
Come on! ,Track1_Testing_00440.mp4
"Well, I've always had this fantasy that involves dancing. The sexual chemistry between my partner and me is electric. But boy, oh, boy, does my father not approve until he sees us in the big dance competition. ",Track1_Testing_00441.mp4
"SO, MAYBE THEY COULD, UM, CALL THE AWARD ""THE MONICA""? ",Track1_Testing_00442.mp4
I need to measure my fluid intake and output... ...to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. ,Track1_Testing_00443.mp4
Attempting to view work as a peripheral image... ...so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain. ,Track1_Testing_00444.mp4
"But you didn't listen, and presto change-o, my baby's inside you. Ta-da! ",Track1_Testing_00445.mp4
That's right. You're making a commitment. ,Track1_Testing_00446.mp4
That's right. You're making a commitment. ,Track1_Testing_00447.mp4
That's right. You're making a commitment. ,Track1_Testing_00448.mp4
"Oh. Uh, no, no, no, thank you. ",Track1_Testing_00449.mp4
"If we did continue living together, would it be here? ",Track1_Testing_00450.mp4
"Oh, good. You scared me a minute. ",Track1_Testing_00451.mp4
HOW MANY? ,Track1_Testing_00452.mp4
"As long as you don't feel it running down your pants, you're fine. ",Track1_Testing_00453.mp4
Did she freak out? ,Track1_Testing_00454.mp4
Thanks for walking me to my car. ,Track1_Testing_00455.mp4
Thanks for walking me to my car. ,Track1_Testing_00456.mp4
Thanks for walking me to my car. ,Track1_Testing_00457.mp4
Thanks for walking me to my car. ,Track1_Testing_00458.mp4
"Uh, but what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss. ",Track1_Testing_00459.mp4
Getting married. ,Track1_Testing_00460.mp4
I wanna get to know Penny's friends. I just.... I don't know how to talk to these people. ,Track1_Testing_00461.mp4
"WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. ",Track1_Testing_00462.mp4
"CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ",Track1_Testing_00463.mp4
"Thank you. Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these. ",Track1_Testing_00464.mp4
SHE-SHE WASN'T READY FOR A SERIOUS COMMITMENT. ,Track1_Testing_00465.mp4
Really? Great. ,Track1_Testing_00466.mp4
"Well, he seemed... ",Track1_Testing_00467.mp4
"No, I don't. Could you be a dear and go tell him? ",Track1_Testing_00468.mp4
"I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding. ",Track1_Testing_00469.mp4
"All right. Well, Emma loves him. ",Track1_Testing_00470.mp4
"YEAH, I KNOW! ",Track1_Testing_00471.mp4
"Well, thank you for your time. ",Track1_Testing_00472.mp4
I don't know what to expect. ,Track1_Testing_00473.mp4
"Yeah, maybe not. ",Track1_Testing_00474.mp4
"I was, but Penny didn't want to and you didn't want to. Bernadette, Amy, Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn't want to. And even I knew it was weird to hire somebody. ",Track1_Testing_00475.mp4
"Right, but on Hanukkah... ",Track1_Testing_00476.mp4
"OH, THERE'S BANANA ON IT. ",Track1_Testing_00477.mp4
Rachel stuff. ,Track1_Testing_00478.mp4
"I think it's pretty wide open. Oh, wait. Here's something at 4:00. ""Give Alex a talking to""? ",Track1_Testing_00479.mp4
"No, no, no. It wasn't because of your money problems. It was for something for her. ",Track1_Testing_00480.mp4
"We're waiting for the adoption lady. But, hey, I'm glad you're here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this. I don't know if you wanna use it, but... ",Track1_Testing_00481.mp4
HOW LONG WAS I IN THERE? ,Track1_Testing_00482.mp4
"That would be lovely, thank you. ",Track1_Testing_00483.mp4
"Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is. ",Track1_Testing_00484.mp4
What happened?! ,Track1_Testing_00485.mp4
You did? ,Track1_Testing_00486.mp4
"MONICA, STOP IT! ",Track1_Testing_00487.mp4
"OH, MY GOD. ",Track1_Testing_00488.mp4
"Look, Joey, it's enough, all right? You're making these stupid jokes and these sleazy innuendoes ",Track1_Testing_00489.mp4
Why can't there be four wheels? ,Track1_Testing_00490.mp4
LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN'S PURSE. ,Track1_Testing_00491.mp4
"Hey, if that's what you want to do, I'm not going to say no. ",Track1_Testing_00492.mp4
"Hey, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving! ",Track1_Testing_00493.mp4
"UH, A LITTLE. ",Track1_Testing_00494.mp4
WHAT'S THAT? ,Track1_Testing_00495.mp4
My wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it. ,Track1_Testing_00496.mp4
"WELL, TELL ME ONE OF YOURS. ",Track1_Testing_00497.mp4
YOU KNOW HOW YOU THROW YOUR JACKET ON A CHAIR AT THE END OF THE DAY? ,Track1_Testing_00498.mp4
YOU KNOW HOW YOU THROW YOUR JACKET ON A CHAIR AT THE END OF THE DAY? ,Track1_Testing_00499.mp4
THANK YOU. ,Track1_Testing_00500.mp4
"HMM, HOW ABOUT MY ""AZ""? ",Track1_Testing_00501.mp4
I remove your armor. What do you do? ,Track1_Testing_00502.mp4
I'd take her in a minute. But I think that you're giving up too easy. I think that you need to fight for her. ,Track1_Testing_00503.mp4
a parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus has been rediscovered after 101 years of presumed extinction. ,Track1_Testing_00504.mp4
"ALL RIGHT! Chandler: WAIT! WAIT! THERE'S NO SIDEWALK! YEAH, I'M GONNA DIE HERE. ",Track1_Testing_00505.mp4
"Now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean, I can see if we're all hanging out, but to come to my home... ",Track1_Testing_00506.mp4
"You could have stopped at, ""It could go well."" ",Track1_Testing_00507.mp4
YEAH. MADE A SNACK. ,Track1_Testing_00508.mp4
"Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay? I mean, you can be as involved as you want. ",Track1_Testing_00509.mp4
"OH, NOTHING. MONICA AND I HAD A STUPID FIGHT. ",Track1_Testing_00510.mp4
因为这实在太奇怪了 Because it's weird. ,Track1_Testing_00511.mp4
"Hey, tell you what. Let's you and me go out and have some fun, huh? Whatever you want. Come on. ",Track1_Testing_00512.mp4
I don't think I should say. ,Track1_Testing_00513.mp4
"Okay, okay, now, wait a minute. That was totally different. ",Track1_Testing_00514.mp4
"Well, maybe he wouldn't be if she didn't bring the office home ",Track1_Testing_00515.mp4
"NO, HE'LL BE FINE. IT'S THE OTHER FIVE I'M WORRIED ABOUT. ",Track1_Testing_00516.mp4
"I'LL SEE YOU LATER. YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? ",Track1_Testing_00517.mp4
"I'm sorry, have I been complaining about it too much? ",Track1_Testing_00518.mp4
"NO, UH-UH, I'M SORRY. NO, I'M NOT SOME, LIKE, SLOPPY SECOND YOU KNOW, CHARITY BAND. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PLACES IN THIS CITY WHERE PEOPLE WOULD BE HAPPY TO PAY TO HEAR ME PLAY. Phoebe: {\an1}♪ WHEN I PLAY, I PLAY FOR ME ♪ ♪ I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY ♪ ",Track1_Testing_00519.mp4
"OH, COME ON, RACH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. ",Track1_Testing_00520.mp4
"MAYBE I CAN BE YOUR ROOMMATE, PHEEBS. ",Track1_Testing_00521.mp4
"Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. ",Track1_Testing_00522.mp4
"Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. ",Track1_Testing_00523.mp4
"Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. ",Track1_Testing_00524.mp4
"Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. ",Track1_Testing_00525.mp4
"Come on, don't look so sad. You never know what's gonna happen. Maybe tonight will be great. ",Track1_Testing_00526.mp4
OKAY. HE'S A LAWYER WHO TEACHES SCULPTING ON THE SIDE. AND HE CAN DANCE. ,Track1_Testing_00527.mp4
"No, no, no. I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today. ",Track1_Testing_00528.mp4
I thought you were gonna be an alien. ,Track1_Testing_00529.mp4
"Oh, sure, I'd love to. ",Track1_Testing_00530.mp4
"OH, THAT'S OKAY, THANKS. ",Track1_Testing_00531.mp4
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ,Track1_Testing_00532.mp4
I'LL CALL YOU BACK. ,Track1_Testing_00533.mp4
"Well, that snuck up on us, didn't it? ",Track1_Testing_00534.mp4
"Yes. Of course, we're in different departments. ",Track1_Testing_00535.mp4
BREATHE THROUGH THE PAIN. ,Track1_Testing_00536.mp4
"The trouble isn't with me, Penny, it's with your gender. Someday scientists will discover... ...that second X chromosome contains nothing but nonsense and twaddle. ",Track1_Testing_00537.mp4
Of course she has. If she's never had a serious relationship... ...do you think I'd go around broadcasting it... ...like some kind of unstoppable moron? ,Track1_Testing_00538.mp4
"Oh, God. ",Track1_Testing_00539.mp4
I planned on giving it to myself on my 300th birthday. ,Track1_Testing_00540.mp4
"Frankly, I'd prefer a sex tape. ",Track1_Testing_00541.mp4
"Lipid residue. An anal autograph. A colon calling card, if you will. ",Track1_Testing_00542.mp4
"Okay, mister. Fertilize me. ",Track1_Testing_00543.mp4
"Oh, my God, that is the most beautiful thing ",Track1_Testing_00544.mp4
"SEE, I WAS A REGULAR ON A SOAP OPERA, YOU KNOW... AND TO GO FROM THAT TO THIS, IT'S JUST... AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I'D HAVE TO WAIT ON ALL MY FRIENDS. ",Track1_Testing_00545.mp4
I suppose it could end up on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it. ,Track1_Testing_00546.mp4
"Yeah, I had it on my bed, and I didn't pack it. ",Track1_Testing_00547.mp4
Sure. Heh. ,Track1_Testing_00548.mp4
"I just read a book about Oppenheimer, seemed like a chance to show off. ",Track1_Testing_00549.mp4
You blow me away. ,Track1_Testing_00550.mp4
"No, no, no. You kneed me in my misters. ",Track1_Testing_00551.mp4
- You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.     - Yeah ,Track1_Testing_00552.mp4
"I think what most upsets me about it, Mother, is the hypocrisy. ",Track1_Testing_00553.mp4
"SAY IT LOUDER. I DON'T THINK THE GUY ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK HEARD YOU. Man: YEAH, I HEARD IT. ",Track1_Testing_00554.mp4
What's going on in here? ,Track1_Testing_00555.mp4
"PHEEBS, CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT. ",Track1_Testing_00556.mp4
"Well, we won't know that until we do it, will we? ",Track1_Testing_00557.mp4
"HEY, WHY DON'T WE THINK ABOUT CHANGES WE CAN MAKE IN THE LIVING ROOM. ",Track1_Testing_00558.mp4
It is kind of cute. ,Track1_Testing_00559.mp4
"Well, despite your quirks... ...the three of you are very accomplished in your respective fields. ",Track1_Testing_00560.mp4
"Oh, no, stay here. ",Track1_Testing_00561.mp4
"Once we bond the wires, we can test the tubes. ",Track1_Testing_00562.mp4
Ah! Because it's in Long Beach and I don't drive. ,Track1_Testing_00563.mp4
"WOW, THAT SANDWICH REALLY DOES SMELL GOOD. ",Track1_Testing_00564.mp4
Very well. ,Track1_Testing_00565.mp4
"Because you e-mail me your bathroom schedule once a week, even though I've clicked unsubscribe, like, a thousand times. ",Track1_Testing_00566.mp4
"YEAH? THANKS, LET'S KEEP GOING. ",Track1_Testing_00567.mp4
"OH, MY GOD. THEY TOLD US THAT WAS FOR THE MASCOT. ",Track1_Testing_00568.mp4
So I guess there's nothing for us to do but wait to be captured or killed. ,Track1_Testing_00569.mp4
ALL RIGHT. ,Track1_Testing_00570.mp4
"OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER. ",Track1_Testing_00571.mp4
"OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER. I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER. ",Track1_Testing_00572.mp4
What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing? ,Track1_Testing_00573.mp4
She in there? ,Track1_Testing_00574.mp4
"SO, HOW ARE YOU? ",Track1_Testing_00575.mp4
...for the chance to be one of the first humans to colonize another planet? ,Track1_Testing_00576.mp4
Ugh. What I'm trying to say is that you can't approach this... ...as a purely intellectual exercise. ,Track1_Testing_00577.mp4
"Oh! Okay, you come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted. ",Track1_Testing_00578.mp4
I said I'd think about it. ,Track1_Testing_00579.mp4
Yeah. Is it a comedy? Is it a drama? Nobody knows. Come on. We are gonna do this. ,Track1_Testing_00580.mp4
"Yeah, good for you. ",Track1_Testing_00581.mp4
"I'm just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say. ",Track1_Testing_00582.mp4
"I'm just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say. ",Track1_Testing_00583.mp4
"I'm just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say. ",Track1_Testing_00584.mp4
"WELL, IT JUST HURTS SO BAD. ",Track1_Testing_00585.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00586.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00587.mp4
"OH, NO! ",Track1_Testing_00588.mp4
YOU WOULDN'T RETURN MY CALLS. YOU SENT BACK MY LETTERS. ,Track1_Testing_00589.mp4
I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates... ...and an IQ which can't be measured by normal tests. How much scarcer could I be? ,Track1_Testing_00590.mp4
"Uh, well, just once... with you. ",Track1_Testing_00591.mp4
Nice of you to come for Howard. ,Track1_Testing_00592.mp4
Probably not. No. I don't know how much I'm gonna want to play after you go. ,Track1_Testing_00593.mp4
"OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I WAS SAVING THEM FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL. ",Track1_Testing_00594.mp4
"GUNTHER, PLEASE. I'VE WORKED HERE FOR 2h YEARS. THE EMPTY TRAYS GO OVER THERE. ",Track1_Testing_00595.mp4
It's my understanding that an unsolicited gift of food... ...can be a precursor to an impromptu invitation to come in and chat. ,Track1_Testing_00596.mp4
Of course. ,Track1_Testing_00597.mp4
"PLEASE, PLEASE. IT'S FOR A POOR LITTLE GIRL WHO WANTS TO GO TO SPACE CAMP MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. ",Track1_Testing_00598.mp4
Thank you. Aren't you sweet. ,Track1_Testing_00599.mp4
"We're always talking about how hot Penny is. Come on, scientist to scientist... ...how big are those Hadron Colliders? ",Track1_Testing_00600.mp4
None of this matters. I trust that Penny cares about me and nothing's gonna happen with this guy. ,Track1_Testing_00601.mp4
"""CAB DRIVER NUMBER TWO""? ",Track1_Testing_00602.mp4
YOU... YOU WORK AT ONE OF THOSE MASSAGE PARLORS? ,Track1_Testing_00603.mp4
THAT'S JUST THE MINIMUM AMOUNT DUE.  YOUR TOTAL DUE. ,Track1_Testing_00604.mp4
"Well, he didn't actually say anything. But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance... ...that brought to mind the happy hippos in Fantasia. ",Track1_Testing_00605.mp4
Come on. Let's go back out there. ,Track1_Testing_00606.mp4
Why don't you show me yours first? ,Track1_Testing_00607.mp4
THIS IS SO HARD. ,Track1_Testing_00608.mp4
"How those nipples feeling, chief? ",Track1_Testing_00609.mp4
"The thing is, someone's coming over. ",Track1_Testing_00610.mp4
"I know, I know. But can we please try it again, huh? I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. ",Track1_Testing_00611.mp4
THE WHAT? ,Track1_Testing_00612.mp4
"YEAH, WELL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. ",Track1_Testing_00613.mp4
"Oh, thank God. Yes! ",Track1_Testing_00614.mp4
"Oh. A lot better, thanks. One sec. Listen close, I don't have a lot of time. I need you to go to my house. ",Track1_Testing_00615.mp4
"Oh. A lot better, thanks. One sec. Listen close, I don't have a lot of time. I need you to go to my house. ",Track1_Testing_00616.mp4
"Oh, no, I-I've worked through a lot of that stuff; I'm better now. ",Track1_Testing_00617.mp4
HOW DO YOU MEAN? ,Track1_Testing_00618.mp4
"OKAY, HONEY, I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO GO WITH ME. ",Track1_Testing_00619.mp4
"It's nothing fancy, but it'll get you to auditions, and at least for now, you don't have to go back to waitressing. ",Track1_Testing_00620.mp4
"FRANK: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I could handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand. What do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on? I got no more hands to protect my area. There's three of them, Phoebe. Three. ",Track1_Testing_00621.mp4
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO JEALOUS OF ME? ,Track1_Testing_00622.mp4
You think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care? ,Track1_Testing_00623.mp4
"Oh, Leslie, thank God. ",Track1_Testing_00624.mp4
"Well, how about we start a little smaller? Like moving the furniture around. ",Track1_Testing_00625.mp4
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST...? ,Track1_Testing_00626.mp4
"And he tried to deny it, but his teeth were all purple. ",Track1_Testing_00627.mp4
"BUT ONLY IN THE MOMENT. SO, DO YOU... ",Track1_Testing_00628.mp4
"HECKLES PLAYED CLARINET IN BAND, AND I PLAYED CLARINET. AND HE WAS IN THE SCALE MODELERS CLUB AND I WAS... WELL, THERE WAS NO CLUB BUT I SURE THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL. ",Track1_Testing_00629.mp4
I love having a girlfriend. ,Track1_Testing_00630.mp4
Why is that? ,Track1_Testing_00631.mp4
Why is that? ,Track1_Testing_00632.mp4
MR. FORD IS A VERY GOOD CUSTOMER. HE BRINGS US A LOT OF CLOTHES. YOU BRING US NOTHING. ,Track1_Testing_00633.mp4
Let me guess. You like Star Wars. ,Track1_Testing_00634.mp4
"They're playing one across the hall. We should too. Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter off the table. If it goes into this cup, the other person has to drink. ",Track1_Testing_00635.mp4
"You know what, Sheldon is the smartest person I have ever met. ",Track1_Testing_00636.mp4
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD. ,Track1_Testing_00637.mp4
"NO! IT WAS PAINFUL! OH, MY GOD, THEY SHOULD CALL IT ""PAINZEEN, NOW WITH A LITTLE WAX."" ",Track1_Testing_00638.mp4
"Doesn't matter what I say, you're gonna tell me anyway. ",Track1_Testing_00639.mp4
"- Oh! ""Ode to a Pubic Hair""?     - Stop. ",Track1_Testing_00640.mp4
He has his hammer. ,Track1_Testing_00641.mp4
"{\an8}Yeah, I know. If we were still single, we'd be tripping over all that booty. ",Track1_Testing_00642.mp4
I was playing Got Your Nose. That's how you get children to like you. ,Track1_Testing_00643.mp4
"Okay, Sheldon... ...I'm going to be leading you through a series of meditation exercises. These methods come from the ancient gurus of India... ...and have helped me overcome my own fears. ",Track1_Testing_00644.mp4
"That depends, do you like pictures of yourself where you look like a man? ",Track1_Testing_00645.mp4
"Uh, well, I know how much you used to make...and I know how much your rent is. ",Track1_Testing_00646.mp4
"I PLAYED ""SMELLY CAT"" FOR THE PEOPLE AT MY OLD AD AGENCY. THEY WENT NUTS. ",Track1_Testing_00647.mp4
HOW CAN I BE ASLEEP KNOWING THAT YOU WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM? I WAS ASLEEP. ,Track1_Testing_00648.mp4
All right. ,Track1_Testing_00649.mp4
Yes! Yes! Yay! ,Track1_Testing_00650.mp4
I'M IN THE BOOK. ,Track1_Testing_00651.mp4
"Getting a little less cool, Leonard. ",Track1_Testing_00652.mp4
I don't know. What have women said to you... ...when they wanted to slow a relationship down? ,Track1_Testing_00653.mp4
"Blue, as in depressed. ",Track1_Testing_00654.mp4
"Oh, my God. ",Track1_Testing_00655.mp4
"Oh, Mario. If only I could control everyone the way I control you. Hop, you little plumber, hop, hop, hop. ",Track1_Testing_00656.mp4
"Oh, how do you drink it? ",Track1_Testing_00657.mp4
It is annoying when parents put babies on the phone. ,Track1_Testing_00658.mp4
"Algorithm. You see, Penny, Alan Turing defines an algorithm-- ",Track1_Testing_00659.mp4
"You weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. ",Track1_Testing_00660.mp4
"YEAH. WELL, NOT JUST LEMONADE. ICED TEA... SOMETIMES JUICE. ",Track1_Testing_00661.mp4
"Oh, please-- I hate packing, ",Track1_Testing_00662.mp4
"You don't get it, Leonard. I'm going to miss so much. Unified field theory, cold fusion, the dogapus. ",Track1_Testing_00663.mp4
BUT ONLY... IF YOU TELL ME THAT CHANDLER'S WILLING TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I AM. ,Track1_Testing_00664.mp4
"OH, NO, NO. SHE TOOK OFF... WITH MY CLOTHES! ",Track1_Testing_00665.mp4
"Now, I have a window built in after Phantom Menace, for complaining, but... ...I'm worried an hour won't be enough time. ",Track1_Testing_00666.mp4
"Oh, Ross. ",Track1_Testing_00667.mp4
"Oh, Ross. ",Track1_Testing_00668.mp4
"You always know what not to say. I just, I can't believe you did all this. Well, you know, ",Track1_Testing_00669.mp4
Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. ,Track1_Testing_00670.mp4
Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. ,Track1_Testing_00671.mp4
Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. ,Track1_Testing_00672.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00673.mp4
"SHELDON: Yes, I suppose he is. ",Track1_Testing_00674.mp4
"Now, come on. Come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself. ",Track1_Testing_00675.mp4
"If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks either... ...like, diagnosable psychological problems. Maybe brain damage. ",Track1_Testing_00676.mp4
Let's just start the experiment. ,Track1_Testing_00677.mp4
No. You just suck at teaching. ,Track1_Testing_00678.mp4
"WELL, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A BIT AWKWARD FOR YOU. BUT IT'S ABSOLUTELY YOUR DECISION. ",Track1_Testing_00679.mp4
"Oh, hey, if we hurry we can make the Jennifer Aniston movie. ",Track1_Testing_00680.mp4
BUT I THOUGHT THAT RING STOOD FOR CAPRI'S UNDYING LOVE HER BROTHER. ,Track1_Testing_00681.mp4
Me too. ,Track1_Testing_00682.mp4
Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him. ,Track1_Testing_00683.mp4
What if something breaks? They're expensive. ,Track1_Testing_00684.mp4
the butcher's wife there in chapter seven. ,Track1_Testing_00685.mp4
Exactly half. Exactly half. ,Track1_Testing_00686.mp4
"Chandler, I don't wanna be one of those wives that says ""You can't go to the game. You have to spend time with me."" So if you could just realize it on your own... ",Track1_Testing_00687.mp4
"What? He loves you, okay? And he's interested in your work. You could talk about the infinite perspective... I swear I know it. ",Track1_Testing_00688.mp4
"Okay, look, can we just drop this? I'm not gonna smoke again. ",Track1_Testing_00689.mp4
"Okay, look, can we just drop this? I'm not gonna smoke again. ",Track1_Testing_00690.mp4
I do feel closer to you. And I you. ,Track1_Testing_00691.mp4
Your dresser? Who is this? ,Track1_Testing_00692.mp4
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE PERFECT GUY. ,Track1_Testing_00693.mp4
"To avoid this little thing in the future... ...let's just say, you and me? Never having sex again. ",Track1_Testing_00694.mp4
THE LITTLE JAIL BETWEEN THE DOORS. ,Track1_Testing_00695.mp4
In the paintball shed. Twice. ,Track1_Testing_00696.mp4
"I'm not going along with some lie you made up, Ross. - I'm just gonna be honest with him.  - Good. Just be honest with him. ",Track1_Testing_00697.mp4
"Well, that was fun. Tomorrow we can go to one of those warehouse stores. ",Track1_Testing_00698.mp4
Because you guys were on a break. ,Track1_Testing_00699.mp4
You don't have to go. I have something that'll fit you. ,Track1_Testing_00700.mp4
"So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job. A menial job. ",Track1_Testing_00701.mp4
"Because I already know what he'll say, ""wah, wah, wah, you shouldn't do it."" ",Track1_Testing_00702.mp4
"Because I already know what he'll say, ""wah, wah, wah, you shouldn't do it."" ",Track1_Testing_00703.mp4
you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. ,Track1_Testing_00704.mp4
WHERE DID SHE GO? ,Track1_Testing_00705.mp4
"Just stop talking, Howard. ",Track1_Testing_00706.mp4
"Well, not so much depressed as lonely. ",Track1_Testing_00707.mp4
"With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers... ...and their little shrieky voices, always complaining. ""I don't wanna get dressed."" ""Joey keeps spitting in my mouth."" ""This isn't the way Mom makes waffles."" Well, okay, put your hand in here. Let's see how you like this waffle. ",Track1_Testing_00708.mp4
"With their snotty noses and their poopy diapers... ...and their little shrieky voices, always complaining. ""I don't wanna get dressed."" ""Joey keeps spitting in my mouth."" ""This isn't the way Mom makes waffles."" Well, okay, put your hand in here. Let's see how you like this waffle. ",Track1_Testing_00709.mp4
"Yeah, totally. ",Track1_Testing_00710.mp4
"Yes, please. ",Track1_Testing_00711.mp4
"But why should I? She knows that I don't like Christmas and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it. Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will... ...at the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe and she kissed me under it in public. Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show. ",Track1_Testing_00712.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00713.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00714.mp4
I better just say what it is I'm gonna say. None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last 10 years... ...would have happened if it wasn't for you. No one has been more like a sister to me. ,Track1_Testing_00715.mp4
I merely offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane. ,Track1_Testing_00716.mp4
"All right, well, you know. I guess we know what we have to do to get down. ",Track1_Testing_00717.mp4
Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions. ,Track1_Testing_00718.mp4
HAND ME THOSE TOMATOES. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE. COME ON. HAND THEM TO ME. ,Track1_Testing_00719.mp4
"BUT I NEED IT! OTHERWISE, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT HORRIBLE DINER JOB. YOU KNOW, WITH THE DANCING AND THE COSTUMES. ",Track1_Testing_00720.mp4
"WELL... OH, MY GOD! ROSS! ",Track1_Testing_00721.mp4
"WELL... OH, MY GOD! ROSS! ",Track1_Testing_00722.mp4
"WELL... OH, MY GOD! ROSS! ",Track1_Testing_00723.mp4
IT'S MY VISA BILL. ENVELOPE ONE OF TWO. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. ,Track1_Testing_00724.mp4
"Well, I can be helpful. Give me something to do. You know, my father took me to work once, and in ten minutes I figured out who'd been stealing from the cash register. It was my father. Yeah, Dad lost his job, but Mr. Hinckley gave me a Fudgsicle. ",Track1_Testing_00725.mp4
YOU DO? ,Track1_Testing_00726.mp4
"It doesn't make a difference, because they agreed it was in bad taste... ...and now you agree, so, heh... ...Amy saves the day. ",Track1_Testing_00727.mp4
"You know, I could, like, maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books. ",Track1_Testing_00728.mp4
I'm severely dehydrated. My pee is like toothpaste. ,Track1_Testing_00729.mp4
NO. BIG DEAL. SO YOU HAVE A SIDE OF THE BED. EVERYBODY HAS A SIDE OF THE BED. ,Track1_Testing_00730.mp4
"OH, COME HERE. COME HERE. ",Track1_Testing_00731.mp4
"I am forgetting nothing, and I resent your tone. ",Track1_Testing_00732.mp4
I WOULD LIKE TO STAY IN THE PRAHM-UB-LABH. ,Track1_Testing_00733.mp4
"Oh, my God. That's the doctor who was in my room before. ",Track1_Testing_00734.mp4
I think I live here now. ,Track1_Testing_00735.mp4
"HOT COFFEE! YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE GOING TO SPILL HOT COFFEE ALL OVER ME?! WHAT ARE YOU?! JUST SOME BIG, DUMB, STUPID, DOOFIE IDIOT WITH A DOOFIE-IDIOT HAIRDO, HUH?! ",Track1_Testing_00736.mp4
I DO. I DO. I LOVE IT. ,Track1_Testing_00737.mp4
Thank you. ,Track1_Testing_00738.mp4
WHAT TIME? MAYBE WE CAN SHARE A CAB. ,Track1_Testing_00739.mp4
My God in heaven. ,Track1_Testing_00740.mp4
My God in heaven. ,Track1_Testing_00741.mp4
My God in heaven. ,Track1_Testing_00742.mp4
My God in heaven. ,Track1_Testing_00743.mp4
"SEE, BUT PHEEBS THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE INTENT OF MY MUSIC. MY MUSIC IS MEANT TO INSPIRE AND IF IT BOTHERS YOU THIS MUCH THEN I... I WON'T PLAY ANYMORE. ",Track1_Testing_00744.mp4
MAYBE. BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THEY KEEP TAKING MY SCISSORS. ,Track1_Testing_00745.mp4
"Oh, that is so hot. ",Track1_Testing_00746.mp4
"Actually, in Oklahoma, smoking is legal in offices with fewer than 15 people. ",Track1_Testing_00747.mp4
"Actually, in Oklahoma, smoking is legal in offices with fewer than 15 people. ",Track1_Testing_00748.mp4
Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things to my mother? ,Track1_Testing_00749.mp4
I'm being implacable and relentless. ,Track1_Testing_00750.mp4
I'm being implacable and relentless. ,Track1_Testing_00751.mp4
I'm being implacable and relentless. ,Track1_Testing_00752.mp4
"OH, MY GOD, IS THAT PHOEBE? ",Track1_Testing_00753.mp4
Make yourself comfortable. ,Track1_Testing_00754.mp4
"OH, WE KILLED THEM ALL. ",Track1_Testing_00755.mp4
"No. We just ended up having a lot in common. We went to Harvard, we like Chaucer, we're both hardcore into quilting. ",Track1_Testing_00756.mp4
Are you sure that's what he was doing? ,Track1_Testing_00757.mp4
"Oh, I am. And just so you know I'd still be an astronaut... ...even if I didn't go to space, heh. You know, I've got an ID card and a NASA golf shirt. ",Track1_Testing_00758.mp4
SURE. AS LONG AS THEY DON'T FIND OUT YOU CAN KEEP WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. ,Track1_Testing_00759.mp4
"OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME WITH ME? ",Track1_Testing_00760.mp4
"OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME WITH ME? ",Track1_Testing_00761.mp4
"OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME WITH ME? ",Track1_Testing_00762.mp4
"RELAX, RELAX. HERE, HOLD THIS. THIS OLD STUFF COMES RIGHT UP. ",Track1_Testing_00763.mp4
"Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly, and usually outdoors... as his elusive subject was light itself. ",Track1_Testing_00764.mp4
Will you be quiet? ,Track1_Testing_00765.mp4
"Dude, you have to stop talking like that. It's really lame. ",Track1_Testing_00766.mp4
YEAH. IN MY THIRD DRAWER IN MY DRESSER. YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT. ,Track1_Testing_00767.mp4
Because this one wants to marry me. I might never find another one who does. ,Track1_Testing_00768.mp4
You're right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did. ,Track1_Testing_00769.mp4
"Yeah, I'm kind of having a little problem. ",Track1_Testing_00770.mp4
"You know, there's nothing I can do about getting you invited to the symposium. But if you wanted... ...we could build a fort. ",Track1_Testing_00771.mp4
the guy from that show was here in my room asking me all these weird questions. ,Track1_Testing_00772.mp4
"Well, wait. This is our first fight as a couple who live together. ",Track1_Testing_00773.mp4
"Because I don't feel good flirting with doctors for sales. I mean, I know I make a lot of money. But I haven't been happy for a while. ",Track1_Testing_00774.mp4
[SINGING] You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive You forgot your flash drive ,Track1_Testing_00775.mp4
Water! Water! Water! ,Track1_Testing_00776.mp4
"The terrible part is, ever since then, ",Track1_Testing_00777.mp4
My point is Priya's gone... ...and it would be much better if no one else found out about us. ,Track1_Testing_00778.mp4
500 BUCKS AT A FLEA MARKET? ,Track1_Testing_00779.mp4
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're already late for Phoebe's birthday dinner. ,Track1_Testing_00780.mp4
And to think I idolized that man. And why? At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony. ,Track1_Testing_00781.mp4
"Oh, good. Check it out. The Disappointing Child by Beverly Hofstadter. Oh! ",Track1_Testing_00782.mp4
Being left out is a terrible feeling. No one understands that better than I do. ,Track1_Testing_00783.mp4
"OH, COME ON, MAN. YOU CAN DANCE WITH MY PARTNER. ",Track1_Testing_00784.mp4
I want you to tell me that Howard is being mean to me for no reason. Fine. Howard is being mean to you for no reason. ,Track1_Testing_00785.mp4
But look how well you turned out. ,Track1_Testing_00786.mp4
"They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don't they? All right. Look. Just remember how this works. We don't get mad about these things. Speaking of which, I've addressed your bug report on my date planning. I've got a really fun evening for you. It's kind of a surprise. ",Track1_Testing_00787.mp4
"Shelly, I'm so proud of you and Leonard for getting this award. ",Track1_Testing_00788.mp4
YOU HUG ME. ,Track1_Testing_00789.mp4
We're going to Long Beach? ,Track1_Testing_00790.mp4
"I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay. Look, it-it's not how I pictured it either, but I'm still glad we're doing it. ",Track1_Testing_00791.mp4
"You mean, like, old women? ",Track1_Testing_00792.mp4
"And then the other day on the subway, a woman ""accidentally"" sat on my hand. ",Track1_Testing_00793.mp4
"Oh, no. ",Track1_Testing_00794.mp4
"Oh, maybe later. Your pig dying made me sad. And a little hungry. ",Track1_Testing_00795.mp4
That was to keep my muscles from sagging! Can we please stop talking about this?! ,Track1_Testing_00796.mp4
"Sorry, buddy. ",Track1_Testing_00797.mp4
I like it. I think you're onto something. ,Track1_Testing_00798.mp4
At least you've got your health. ,Track1_Testing_00799.mp4
If someone as damaged as you can find his way... ...to crawl out of bed each morning... ...I think I can face a simple awards ceremony. ,Track1_Testing_00800.mp4
"You're right, that is fun. ",Track1_Testing_00801.mp4
"OH, THANK YOU. ",Track1_Testing_00802.mp4
"But she was also an actress. We were both up for the same part in a toothpaste commercial. She got it. I was so jealous, but instead of ripping out her fake blond hair-- ",Track1_Testing_00803.mp4
"Wait, wait. You hear that? ",Track1_Testing_00804.mp4
I'm sorry. You make compromises for me? ,Track1_Testing_00805.mp4
"-Pasadena City College? -A place for fun, a place for knowledge. See, this man here is playing Hacky Sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal. ",Track1_Testing_00806.mp4
"Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star. ",Track1_Testing_00807.mp4
You think he's emotionally unavailable? ,Track1_Testing_00808.mp4
"-Great. -Yeah, I like hanging out with you guys. ",Track1_Testing_00809.mp4
THAT'S NICE. ,Track1_Testing_00810.mp4
"Oh, look at us. Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife. ",Track1_Testing_00811.mp4
"OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD 'CAUSE I WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, TOO. ",Track1_Testing_00812.mp4
"Listen, I just wanted to apologize... ...for breaking up with you in an e-mail. ",Track1_Testing_00813.mp4
Okay. Let me try it this way. ,Track1_Testing_00814.mp4
"OKAY, HERE WE GO. OKAY, WHERE AM I TALKING TO HERE? I MEAN, THERE IS ONE WAY THAT SEEMS TO OFFER A CERTAIN ACOUSTICAL ADVANTAGE, BUT... ",Track1_Testing_00815.mp4
"Well, imagine how I'm feeling. ",Track1_Testing_00816.mp4
"NO, REALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO FREEZE. ",Track1_Testing_00817.mp4
"Uh, we could go dancing. ",Track1_Testing_00818.mp4
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HER. ,Track1_Testing_00819.mp4
I don't think you put a number on how much one person likes another. ,Track1_Testing_00820.mp4
Sorry. Can we just go? I feel like everybody hates me. ,Track1_Testing_00821.mp4
I would like this experiment to go well. Are there any insights you can share? ,Track1_Testing_00822.mp4
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ROSS? ,Track1_Testing_00823.mp4
I DO. I DO. I DO! I DO! ,Track1_Testing_00824.mp4
I say we make every moment count. ,Track1_Testing_00825.mp4
"OH, COME ON. ",Track1_Testing_00826.mp4
"YEAH, I DON'T WANT YOU ON THE TRIP. ",Track1_Testing_00827.mp4
"No, no, honey, if I take it off, Sheldon wins. ",Track1_Testing_00828.mp4
"OH, SO YOU REALLY WANTED TO LEARN? ",Track1_Testing_00829.mp4
I WAS FRUSTRATED WITH YOU. ,Track1_Testing_00830.mp4
"Thank you for taking my call. I just wanted you to know that you can now expect enthusiastic participation from me regarding my discovery. No, no, no, no. No need to thank me. Thank my friend, Wil Wheaton. For your information, I have nine friends. Ten if we include you. ",Track1_Testing_00831.mp4
"Thank you for taking my call. I just wanted you to know that you can now expect enthusiastic participation from me regarding my discovery. No, no, no, no. No need to thank me. Thank my friend, Wil Wheaton. For your information, I have nine friends. Ten if we include you. ",Track1_Testing_00832.mp4
IT'S ON THE CEILING! ,Track1_Testing_00833.mp4
"She said, ""Buenas noches.""  What was he supposed to do? ",Track1_Testing_00834.mp4
What's the matter with me? Why do I keep ruining this? ,Track1_Testing_00835.mp4
"Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean, it's really, it's made me stay calm. ",Track1_Testing_00836.mp4
"Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean, it's really, it's made me stay calm. ",Track1_Testing_00837.mp4
"No! No! Oh, my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? ",Track1_Testing_00838.mp4
"OH, NO. ",Track1_Testing_00839.mp4
"That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer? ",Track1_Testing_00840.mp4
"That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer? ",Track1_Testing_00841.mp4
"That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer? ",Track1_Testing_00842.mp4
REALLY? IN THAT CASE... ,Track1_Testing_00843.mp4
"IT'S JUST TOO WEIRD, ALL RIGHT? I IMAGINE THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER. I JUST FREAK OUT! OKAY... IT FREAKS ME OUT AND I CAN'T DO IT. ",Track1_Testing_00844.mp4
"Oh, my God. ",Track1_Testing_00845.mp4
SHE ASKED YOU OUT AGAIN? ,Track1_Testing_00846.mp4
-Why? -They asked me to come in. ,Track1_Testing_00847.mp4
-Why? -They asked me to come in. ,Track1_Testing_00848.mp4
"OH, CHANDLER, I LIKE JOEY A LOT BUT WITH YOU... ",Track1_Testing_00849.mp4
I'm putting on lotion. Are you in or not? ,Track1_Testing_00850.mp4
THANK YOU. ,Track1_Testing_00851.mp4
Don't worry about it. I swallowed that years ago. Hey. ,Track1_Testing_00852.mp4
Bug report. I complimented you. You should take it and shut up. ,Track1_Testing_00853.mp4
"I WAS JUST PLAYING FOR ONE SECOND. I WAS TRYING TO FIND YOU AND TELL YOU THAT... LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEE RICHARD AGAIN, I WON'T. HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. ",Track1_Testing_00854.mp4
"Look, I just don't think that the guys and Leonard... ...really meant to hurt you. They just told an unfortunate lie... ...to deal with a difficult situation. You know what it's like? Remember the new Star Trek movie? Kirk has to take over the ship... ...so he tells Spock stuff he knew wasn't true. Like saying Spock didn't care his mom died. I missed Comic-Con and the new Star Trek movie? ",Track1_Testing_00855.mp4
Thank you for understanding. ,Track1_Testing_00856.mp4
Thank you for understanding. ,Track1_Testing_00857.mp4
Thank you for understanding. ,Track1_Testing_00858.mp4
I KNOW. ,Track1_Testing_00859.mp4
Was there a Plan B? ,Track1_Testing_00860.mp4
"No. Oh, you should see it. It is a beautiful piece of machinery. Anyway, uh... I backed over your pet pig with it. ",Track1_Testing_00861.mp4
"All right, just hurry up. Okay. ",Track1_Testing_00862.mp4
"OH, CHANDLER... CHANDLER, PLEASE. I HAVE TO GET YOU LOCKED UP BACK THE WAY YOU WERE. I AM SO GOING TO LOSE MY JOB. SHE'S VERY PRIVATE ABOUT HER OFFICE. NOW I KNOW WHY. ",Track1_Testing_00863.mp4
"I DO, TOO! I DO, TOO! ",Track1_Testing_00864.mp4
I just hope you can forgive me. ,Track1_Testing_00865.mp4
WHERE'S BUDDY? ,Track1_Testing_00866.mp4
COULD WE BE MORE WHITE TRASH? ,Track1_Testing_00867.mp4
"You did not leave the water running. Please, pull yourself together, okay? ",Track1_Testing_00868.mp4
"He, um... He fell asleep. ",Track1_Testing_00869.mp4
"Sheldon, this is silly. I'm not missing another prom. ",Track1_Testing_00870.mp4
MULTIPLE... SO MANY PAPER CUTS. ,Track1_Testing_00871.mp4
I mean... even with the card? ,Track1_Testing_00872.mp4
"OH, THANK YOU. ",Track1_Testing_00873.mp4
"(sighs) Well, how about we stop being so scared of losing each other and just be together? ",Track1_Testing_00874.mp4
"ANYWAY, UH, GREAT IDEA. ",Track1_Testing_00875.mp4
A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors. ,Track1_Testing_00876.mp4
They're running a little behind. Should be pretty soon. Okay. ,Track1_Testing_00877.mp4
"Well, I guess with you doing the internship... we're just spending more than we're bringing in. ",Track1_Testing_00878.mp4
WHEN DID I TRY TO GIVE YOU MONEY? ,Track1_Testing_00879.mp4
So I am just so excited to be here. ,Track1_Testing_00880.mp4
"Oh, me, too. ",Track1_Testing_00881.mp4
This is pretty cool. You don't see too many spherical cakes. ,Track1_Testing_00882.mp4
"Come on, Joey. Sex me up. ",Track1_Testing_00883.mp4
"THERE WAS A SUICIDE NOTE? WELL, DO YOU STILL HAVE IT? ",Track1_Testing_00884.mp4
"OH. NO. NO, RIGHT. ",Track1_Testing_00885.mp4
IF YOU WANT TO PUT A LABEL ON IT. ,Track1_Testing_00886.mp4
"OKAY, WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT IN AIR FORCE ONE, OKAY, THE RUSSIANS WERE TERRORISTS AND EVIL, AND PLUS HE KILLS A BUNCH OF THEM. THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO RUSSIANS. ",Track1_Testing_00887.mp4
I know. You're right. I wanna see you too. I just gotta figure out a way to tell Joey. He's really looking forward to this. ,Track1_Testing_00888.mp4
"The ""check engine"" light is on. We need a service station. ",Track1_Testing_00889.mp4
My flash drive has my paper on astrophysical probes... ...of M-theory effects in the early universe... ...I was gonna give to George Smoot at the conference. ,Track1_Testing_00890.mp4
YOU THINK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT? ,Track1_Testing_00891.mp4
Poor Leonard. ,Track1_Testing_00892.mp4
She's lucky you were there. ,Track1_Testing_00893.mp4
...for Penny to see me as a member of her peer group... ...a potential close friend and perhaps more. I don't wanna look like a dork. ,Track1_Testing_00894.mp4
"ROSS, PHOEBE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, OKAY? WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, COME ON. GUYS DO THE SAME THING. WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT LOCKER ROOM STUFF? ",Track1_Testing_00895.mp4