text: I just wanted to be one of The Strokes
  Now look at the mess you made me make
  Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase
  Miles away from any half-useful imaginary highway
  Im a big name in deep space, ask your mates
  But golden boys in bad shape
  I found out the hard way that
  Here aint no place for dolls like you and me
  Everybodys on a barge
  Floating down the endless stream of great TV
  1984, 2019
  Maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s
  Rocket-ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles
  Karate bandana, warp speed chic
  Hair down to therе, impressive moustache
  Lovе came in a bottle with a twist-off cap
  Lets all have a swig and do a hot lap
  So who you gonna call?
  The Martini Police
  Baby, that isnt how they look tonight
  It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes
  I just wanted to be one of those ghosts
  You thought that you could forget
  And then I haunt you via the rear view mirror
  On a long drive from the back seat
  But its alright, cause you love me
  And you recognise that it aint how it should be
  Your eyes are heavy and the weathers getting ugly
  So pull over, I know the place
  Dont you know an apparition is a cheap date?
  What exactly is it youve been drinking these days?
  Jukebox in the corner, Long Hot Summer
  They got a film up on the wall and its dark enough to dance
  What do you mean youve never seen Blade Runner?
  Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in the 70s
  Back down to earth with a lounge singer shimmer
  Elevator down to my make-believe residency
  From the honeymoon suite
  Two shows a day, four nights a week
  Easy money
  So who you gonna call?
  The Martini Police
  So who you gonna call?
  The Martini Police
  Oh, baby, that is not how they look tonight
  It took the light absolutely forever to get to your eyes
  And as we gaze skyward, aint it dark early?
  Its the star treatment
  Yeah, its the star treatment
  Yeah, ooh, its the star treatment
  Yeah
  Its the star
  Treatment
  Thank you very much
  Ive been, uh, almost threatened with my life during the intermission with regards to playing this next number
  So, uh