text: 007 and Brucey Wayne
  Are shitting them sens because theres another name
  Coming to claim what is his to claim
  Ten percent faster with a sturdier frame
  Hes certainly come into his own
  Theres one on his arm in every land that he roams
  And two consecutive nights alone
  Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown
  They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing
  Drawing you in like its boring to him
  Its a war you cant win and the first and the last
  Are two things youll never be, my darling
  Another roll around and another push and shove
  Further away from the idea of love
  And his conclusion, it must be good
  Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud
  Forgot to kick the tin
  He knows where shes going, but dont know where shes been
  And as opposed to the other thing
  Hell worry about it when its trouble hes in
  They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing
  Drawing you in like its boring to him
  Its a war you cant win and the first and the last
  Are two things youll never be, my darling
  Two things you will never be, my darling
  Well, he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up-lines
  Not to feel like a twat at times, its hard
  But not for this kid, not when they come to you