text: Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke
  The punchline before they have told the joke
  Plenty of desperation to be seen
  Staring at the television screen
  Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke
  You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
  Well sorry, sunshine, it doesnt exist
  It wasnt in the Top 100 list
  And its the thousandth time that its even bolder
  Dont be surprised when you get bent over
  They told you, but you were dying for it
  She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasnt what it seemed
  The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
  Another variation on a theme
  A tangle on the television and the magazine
  Dyou reckon that they do it for a joke?
  Dyou reckon that they make em take an oath
  That says that We are defenders of any poser
  Or professional pretender around
  And when did your list replace the twist and turn
  Like a fist replaced a kiss?
  Dont concern us with your bollocks, I dont want your prayer
  Save it for the morning after
  And its the thousandth time that its even bolder
  Dont be surprised when you get bent over
  They told you, but you were gagging for it
  Lets have a game on the teddy picker
  Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
  Already thick and youre getting thicker
  Lets have a game on the teddy picker
  Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
  Already thick and youre getting thicker
  Presuming that all things are equal
  Whod want to be men of the people
  When theres people like you?