text: I thought I saw you in the Battleship
  But it was only a look-a-like
  She was nothing but a vision trick
  Under the warning light
  She was close, close enough to be your ghost
  But my chances turned to toast
  When I asked her if I could call her your name
  I thought I saw you in the Rusty Hook
  Huddled up in a wicker chair
  I wandered over for a closer look
  And kissed whoever was sitting there
  She was close, and she held me very tightly
  Til I asked awfully politely
  Please, can I call you her name?
  And I elongated my lift home
  Yeah, I let him go the long way round
  I smelt your scent on the seatbelt
  And kept my shortcuts to myself
  I thought I saw you in the Parrots Beak
  Messing with the smoke alarm
  It was too loud for me to hear her speak
  And she had a broken arm
  It was close, so close that the walls were wet
  And she wrote it out in Letraset
  No, you cant call me her name
  Tell me, wheres your hiding place?
  Im worried Ill forget your face
  And Ive asked everyone
  Im beginning to think I imagined you all along
  I elongated my lift home
  Yeah, I let him go the long way round
  I smelt your scent on the seatbelt
  And kept my shortcuts to myself
  I saw your sister in the Cornerstone
  On the phone to the middle man
  When I saw that she was on her own
  I thought she might understand
  She was close, well, you couldnt get much closer
  She said, Im really not supposed to, but yes
  You can call me anything you want