text: Hes pining for her in a people carrier
  There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that but architecture wont do
  Although it might say a lot about the city or town
  I dont care what theyve got, keep on turning em down
  It dont say the funny things she does
  Dont even try and cheer him up because it just wont happen
  Hes got the feeling again, this time on the aeroplane
  There might be tellies in the back of the seats in front, but Rodney and Del wont do
  Although it might take your mind off the aches and the pains
  Laugh when he falls through the bar but youre feeling the same
  Cause she isnt there to hold your hand
  She wont be waiting for you when you land
  And it feels like shes just nowhere near
  You could well be out on your ear
  This thought comes closely followed by the fear
  And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill
  Yesterday, I saw a girl who looked like someone you might knock about with
  And almost shouted
  And then reality kicked in within us, it seems as we become the winners
  You lose a bit of summat, and half wonder if you won it at all
  And dont say owt cause youve got no idea
  And shes still nowhere near
  And the thought comes closely followed by the fear
  And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill
  Despair in the departure lounge
  Its one and theyll still be around at three
  No signal and low battery
  Whats happened to me?