text: Theres always somebody taller
  With more of a wit
  And hes equipped to enthrall her
  And her friends think hes fit
  And you just cant measure up no
  You dont have a prayer
  Wishing you had made the most of her
  When she was there
  Theyve got engaged
  No intention of a wedding
  Hes pinched your bird
  And hed probably kick your head in
  Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
  Youre better off without her anyway
  You said you wasnt sad to see her go
  Oh no
  He might be one of those boys
  Thats all pretty and vain
  Likes to go in the sunbed
  And stays out of the rain
  So that he dont get his hair wet
  You wouldnt want that
  At least he hasnt got a Nova
  Or a Burberry hat
  Theyve got engaged
  No intention of a wedding
  Hes pinched your bird
  And hed probably kick your head in
  Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
  Youre better off without her anyway
  You said you wasnt sad to see her go
  Of course you were
  Have you heard what shes been doing?
  Never did it for me
  He picks her up at the school gates
  At twenty past three
  Shes been with all the boys
  But never went very far
  She wagged English and Science
  Just to go in his car
  Theyve got engaged
  No intention of a wedding
  Hes pinched my bird
  And hed probably kick my head in, oh
  Now the girls have grown
  But Im sure they still carry on in similar ways
  Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
  So Im better off without her anyway
  I said I wasnt sad to see her go
  But Im only pretending, you know
  Yeah, Im only pretending, you know
  Yeah, Im only pretending, you know
  Oh Im only pretending, you know