text: He knew what he wanted to say
  But he didnt know how to word it
  The dirty little Herbert was seeking an escape
  But the place was well-guarded
  The guiltiness that started
  Soon as the other part had stopped
  D is for delightful
  And try and keep your trousers on
  I think you should know youre his favourite worst nightmare
  D is for desperately trying to simulate
  What it was that was alright
  Three quarters of an hour ago
  That had led him to be in a position
  On the brink of a mission
  On the brink of an episode
  Hes nearing the brink but he thinks first
  A parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
  Hes nearing the brink but he thinks first
  A parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
  Hes nearing the brink but he thinks first
  A parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
  Hes nearing the brink but he thinks first
  A parallel—I think you should know youre his favourite worst nightmare
  D is for delightful
  And try and keep your trousers on
  You should know youre his favourite worst nightmare