text: So up rolls a riot van
  And sparks excitement in the boys
  But the policemen look annoyed
  Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
  Got a chase last night
  From men with truncheons dressed in hats
  We didnt do that much wrong
  Still ran away though, for the laugh
  Just for the laugh
  And please just stop talking
  Cause they wont find us if you do
  Oh, those silly boys in blue
  Well, they wont catch me and you
  Have you been drinking, son?
  You dont look old enough to me
  Im sorry, officer
  Is there a certain age youre supposed to be?
  Cause nobody told me
  And up rolls the riot van
  And these lads just wind the coppers up
  They ask why they dont catch proper crooks
  They get their address and their names took
  But they couldnt care less
  Thrown in the riot van
  And all the coppers kicked him in
  And there was no way he could win
  Just had to take it on the chin