text: Brian, top marks for not trying
  So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
  Were grateful and so strangely comforted
  And I wonder, are you putting us under?
  Cause we cant get our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
  Well, see you later, innovator
  We are the Arctic Monkeys from High Green, baby!
  Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
  Theres not a net you couldnt slip through
  Or at least thats the impression I get
  Cause youre smooth and youre wet
  And shes not aware yet, but shes yours
  Shеll be saying, Use me, show mе the jacuzzi
  I imagine that its there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate
  Means that youll never be frightened to make em wait for a while
  I doubt its your style not to get what you set out to acquire
  The eyes are on fire, you are the unforecasted storm
   Calm, collected and commanding
   You leave the other story standing
  With your renditions and jokes, bet theres hundreds of blokes
  That have wept cause youve stolen their thunder
  Are you putting us under?
  Cause we cant get our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
  Well, see you later, innovator
  Thank you very much