text: Well ask if we can have six in
  If not well have to have two
  Well, youre coming up at our end arent you?
  So Ill get one with you
  Wont he let us have six in?
  Especially not with the food
  He could have just told us no, though
  He didnt have to be rude
  You see her with the green dress?
  She talked to me at the bar
  Well, how come its already two-pound fifty?
  Weve only gone about a yard
  Didnt you see she were gorgeous?
  She were beyond belief
  But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
  Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
  And Im sitting, going backwards
  And I didnt want to leave
  I said, Its High Green, mate
  Via Hillsborough, please
  Well, how funny were that sketch earlier
  Up near that taxi rank?
  Oh no, you would have missed it
  Think it were when you went to the bank
  These two lads squaring up, proper shouting
  Bout who were next in the queue
  The kind of thing thatd seem so silly
  But not when theyve both had a few
  Well, calm down, temper, temper
  You shouldnt get so annoyed
  Well, youre acting like a silly little boy
  Oh, they wanted to be men
  And do some fighting in the street
  He said, No surrender
  No chance of retreat
  And so why are they in the taxi?
  Cause I didnt want to leave
  I said, Its High Green, mate
  Via Hillsborough, please!
  Drunken plots hatched to jump it
  Ask around, Are you sure?
  Went for it, but the red light was showing
  And red light indicates doors are secure