text: Well, now then, mardy bum
  Ive seen your frown and its like looking down
  The barrel of a gun, and it goes off
  And out come all these words
  Oh, theres a very pleasant side to you
  A side I much prefer
  Its one that laughs and jokes around
  Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah
  To get things off the ground
  And it was up, up, and away
  Ah, but its reight hard to remember that
  On a day like today
  When youre all argumentative
  And youve got the face on
  Well, now then mardy bum
  Oh, Im in trouble again, arent I?
  I thought as much
  Cause you turned over there
  Pulling that silent disappointment face
  The one that I cant bear
  Well, cant we just laugh and joke around?
  Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah
  To get things off the ground
  And it was up, up, and away
  Ah, but its reight hard to remember that
  On a day like today
  When youre all argumentative
  And youve got the face on
  And yeah, Im sorry I was late
  But I missed the train and then the traffic was a state
  And I cant be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs
  Oh, when you say I dont care
  But, of course I do, yeah, I clearly do
  So laugh and joke around
  Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yeah
  To get things off the ground
  And it was up, up, and away
  Oh, but its reight hard to remember that
  On a day like today
  When youre all argumentative
  And youve got the face on