text: Ladies and gentlemen, you may notice something a little bit different about me.
  MY FACE.
  This is the face of pain, emotion- just emotional pain and agony.
  Some bozo in the comments might say:
  Hey Albert, looks like your squeezing out a big turd!
  ...
  Do you need any help with that?
  And um, to that I say:
  Hey bozo, uh, I had a stomach virus a month ago, my body is done with diarrhea, I have none left.
  You know the Ariana Grande song no tears left to cry?
  Well, I think you could figure out where Im going out with this
  i cant poop anymore
  But this video is focused on emotional pain...and suffering.
  AS YOU CAN SEE!!
  Its just one of those days where we gotta look at MORE sad stories.
  I cant get enough; I CRAVE the pain when I read these!
  sad story sad story sad story sad story
  seaweed
  sad story sad story 
  I like to think of my life as a sad story.
  because im sad
  Spone dad- ded please give me rubux
  errr please give me my hair back
  ples
  I am already feeling pain.
  um no why newb sun
  Pro u are neb su yea bye
  Spone ur the bull
  Oh my god, whats happening???
  Cool man dances
  The girl yea
  date me now Spone says
  Is he talking to her or is he talking to the dead girl?
  Op- Oh my god, Im so sorry..
  What happened-- OH MY GOD
  I HAVE KILLED TWO PEOPLE
  Teacher- Techer what is 4+5
  OH! oh my god...
  Spone 2
  Why is the chair 
  OH MY GOD! I didnt see that
  nooooo
  oh ne
  What happened? Did his hair blow up?
  Spone im bleeding lot too muhc
  Dad newb died but not really did
  Doctor he is alive from ricket pancher