text: Hercules
  Hercules
  Bless my soul
  Herc was on a roll
  Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
  What a pro
  Herc could stop a show
  Point him at a monster and youre talking S.R.O
  He was a no one
  Now hes a honcho
  Here was a kid with his act down pat
  From zero to hero in no time flat
  Zero to hero, just like that
  When he smiled, the girls went wild with 
  And they slapped his face on every vase, on every vahse
  From appearance fees and royalties
  Our Herc had cash to burn
  Now nouveau riche and famous
  He could tell you
  Whats a Grecian urn?
  Say amen, there he goes again
  Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10
  Folks lined up just to watch him flex
  And this perfect package
  Packed a pair of pretty pecs
  Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
  Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
  He showed the moxie brains and spunk
  From zero to hero, major hunk
  Zero to hero and whoda thunk?
  Who put the glad in gladiator?
  Whose daring deeds are great theatre?
  Is he bold?
  Is he sweet?
  My favorite flavor!
  Hercules, Hercules
  Hercules, Hercules
  Her-, her-
  Bless my soul
  Herc was on a roll
  Undefeated
  Riding high, 
  Not conceited
  He was a no one
  Now hes a honcho
  He hit the heights at breakneck speed
  From zero to hero
  Herc is a hero
  Now hes a hero
  Yes, indeed