text: Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
  The cow jumped over that mole on your face
  Moles just happen; they arent your fault
  But that little beauty is quite a disgrace
  Hey, friend, youre still a good person
  You wear your heart right on your sleeve, but
  You have got to fix that
  Or your friends will up and leave
  Theres no way you dont see it
  I know your house aint dark
  And dont you kid yourself its
  Its not a beauty mark
  Beauty marks are little and cute
  Like Cat
  Its really really gross when were at the table
  And I have to look at that ugly brown zit
  Every bite of my tuna sandwich
  Makes me feel like Im tasting it
  So do yourself and your pals a favor
  Have your doc fire up this laser
  And aim it at that nasty beaut
  Or all your friends will continue to puke
  That means throw up