text: Well, you got a turtle
  Up there in your room
  But that poor little turtle man
  He almost faced his doom
  So your turtle got up
  And walked out the door
  He crawled to your lawn
  But he aint there no more
  Cause you see a bird
  Flying way overhead
  Well, it picked up your little turtle now
  And made it fitting dead
  Oh, but your turtle
  That bird just dropped him on a roof
  Your neighbors roof to be exact
  I say that poor reptile
  Turtles are reptiles, thats a fact
  So go tell your dad
  Or maybe your mom
  To fetch a ladder
  Or borrow one from Tom
  Assuming you know
  A dude named Tom
  Although it would be kind of weird if you
  Dont know a single Tom!
  Just get your turtle
  And give him a nice kiss on his shell
  Give a little smooch to your green fella
  But then go wash your lips cause
  You could get salmonella
  Salmonellas a bacteria
  Whoa.