text: They broke your toys this morning, Henry
  Rode your board right into dust
  Surrounded you with strangers who you could not trust
  And then they had the gall
  To write your name up on the girls room wall
  And send you out to Maria
  Who spoke of babies and all
  And wanted to shoot your joy
  Its a hard world when youre the new kid in town
  Aint it, Henry Boy
  Well the North side is for diamond-studded woman
  Subtly selling their wares
  And the West side is for debutantes
  And would be millionaires
  Oh the East side is for lost boys
  Who know their moves too well
  The South side is for gamblers, Henry Boy
  The train stops once for Hell
  Its a hard world when theyre forcing you
  To live your life out on Broadway
  But Henry Im sure youre gonna like it well
  The constellation she points to Gate Eleven
  Thats where you got your connections
  Let me take a look inside my magic book
  I dont think youre beyond my inventions
  Oh these doctors appendages Im giving you for wings
  Im sure itll meet the occasion
  Im gonna mix you some magic, youll spittin sparks
  And ready for the invasion
  Oh and the Milky Ways a trip for dippers
  They saw ya coming a mile away
  In the amusement park youll get clipped by rippers
  Hiding behind candy cades
  In the alleyway youll get ripped by strippers
  All who know your name
  In the stalls sit the soldier-boy kissers on leave for just a day
  And Henry couldnt take it
  Hes gonna be a submariner
  Riding underground for the Pope
  Gonna stand on the corner of Broadway
  And scream: Up scope