text: Well, what power of God does a nun use to hold up parish priests
  And what makes a good cop let go a beautiful theif
  Oh, and how does the queen know she got hold that manna honey
  Oh and what makes an old woman give a young man all her money
  Well late in the night neath that pale moonlight the power comes over me
  And its all elouise yeah
  Im turning into elvis 
  ...kissed the babysitter. she screamed and I told her it was just the beast in me
  And on my way out of the house I shot out my tv
  I went down to the corner luncheonette and said sally fried peanut butter and banana will do
  Im turning into elvis and theres nothing I can do
  I threw out my wife and family I took off my wedding ring
  I told my friends and neighbors to refer to me now as king
  I put a chainlink fence around my ranch house and on the gate a sign that reads graceland ii
  Im turning into elvis and theres nothing I can do
  I visited my mamas grave and I headed out to hollywood and I signed a picture with mgm
  I play a rebellious beachboy racecar driver who fks a nun in the end
  In the last scene I whip out my big guitar and show her a little memphis-style kung-fu
  Im turning into elvis and theres nothing I can do
  But I drove on straight to vegas and I stopped in the first old stripper bar
  Found me a little hooker that looked just like ann-margaret and we rumbad in my sports car
  Well me and my drinking buddies turned my lovin home into a frikkin zoo
  Im turning into elvis and theres nothing I can do
  Well he came to me last night in a dream looking just like he did in 57
  He said son that guitar is a wonderful thing but it can be the living devils friend
  On the other hand theres sex-starved women, millions of dollars, and anything you want to do.
  Im turning into elvis and theres nothing I can do