text: Part A: Waltzing Matilda
  Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet
  Sexy boys smiled in dismay
  She took out four twenties cause she liked round figures
  Everybodys queen for a day
  Oh babe, Im on fire and you know I admire your body
  Why dont we slip away?
  Although Im sure youre certain, its a rarity me flirtin
  Sha la la la this way
  Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la la
  Hey baby
  Come on, lets slip away
  Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a humping muscle
  Call out the National Guard
  She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees
  From off of the Formica topped bar
  And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly
  Out of this world
  And despite peoples derision proved to be more than diversion
  And sha la la la la later on
  And then sha la la la la la
  He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from
  And then sha la la la la, he made love to her gently
  It was like shed never ever come
  And then sha la la la la, sha la la la la
  When the sun rose and he made to leave
  You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la
  Neither one regretted a thing
  Part B: Street Hassle
  Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
  Slip away
  Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh
  Hey, that cunts not breathing
  I think shes had too much of something or other
  Hey, man, you know what I mean?
  I dont mean to scare you
  But youre the one who came here
  And youre the one whos gotta take her when you leave
  Im not being smart or trying to be cold on my part
  And Im not gonna wear my heart on my sleeve
  But you know people get all emotional
  And sometimes man they just dont act rationally
  Oh, they think theyre just on TV
  Sha la la la, man
  Why dont you just slip her away
  You know, Im glad that we met man
  It was really nice talking
  And I really wish that there was a little more time to speak
  But you know it could be a hassle
  Trying to explain myself to a police officer
  About how it was your old lady got herself stiffed
  And its not like we could help
  But there was nothing no one could do
  And if there was, man, you know I would have been the first
  Oh when someone turns that blue
  Well, its a universal truth
  Then you just know that bitch will never fuck again
  By the way, thats really some bad shit
  That you came to our place with
  But you ought to be more careful around the little girls
  Its either the best or its the worst
  And since I dont have to choose, I guess I wont
  And I know this aint no way to treat a guest
  But why dont you grab your old lady by the feet
  And just lay her out in the darkest street
  And by morning, shes just another hit and run
  You know, some people got no choice
  And they can never find a voice
  To talk with that they can even call their own
  So the first thing that they see
  That allows them the right to be
  Why they follow it
  You know, its called bad luck
  Part C: Slipaway
  Well hey man, thats just a lie
  Its the lie she tells her friends
  Cause a real song
  The real song she wont even admit to herself
  The beating in her heart
  Its a song lots of people know
  Its a painful song
  With a load of sad truth
  But lifes full of sad songs
  Penny for a wish
  But wishin wont make you so, Joe
  But a pretty kiss or a pretty face cant have its way
  Joe, tramps like us, we were born to pay
  Love has gone away
  And theres no one here now
  And theres nothing left to say
  But oh how I miss him, baby
  Oh baby, come on and slip away
  Come on baby, why dont you slip away?
  Love has gone away
  Took the rings off my fingers
  And theres nothing left to say
  But oh how, oh how I need it, baby
  Come on baby, I need you, baby
  Oh, please dont slip away
  I need your loving so bad, babe
  Please dont slip away