text: Theres a light on yonder mountain
  And its calling me to shine
  Theres a girl over by the water fountain
  And shes asking to be mine
  And Jesus is standing in the doorway
  In a buckskin jacket, boots and spurs so fine
  He says, We need you son tonight up in Dodge City
  Cause theres just too many outlaws trying to work the same line
  Now if Jesus was a sheriff and I were a priest
  If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
  If Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
  Theres still too many bad boys trying to work the same line
  Well sweet Virgin Mary runs the Holy Grail saloon
  Well for a nickel shell give you whiskey and a personally blessed balloon
  And the Holy Ghost is the host with the most, he runs the burlesque show
  Where theyll let you in for free and they hit you when you go
  Mary serving Mass on Sunday and she sells her body on Monday
  To the bootlegger who paid the highest price
  He dont know he got stuck with a loser, shes a stone junkie whats more shes a user
  Shes only been made once or twice by some kind of magic
  If Jesus was a sheriff and I were a priest
  If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
  And Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
  Theres still too many outlaws trying to work the same line
  Well things aint been the same in heaven since Big Bad Bobby came to town
  Hes been known to down eleven, then ask for another round
  Me Ive got scabs on my knees from kneeling way too long
  Its about time I played the man, took a stand where I belong
  And I forget about the old friends and the old times
  Theres just too many new boys trying to work the same line
  Well if Jesus was a sheriff and I were a priest
  If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
  And Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
  Theres just too many outlaws trying to work the same line
  Well theres a light on yonder mountain
  And its calling me to shine
  Theres a girl over by the water fountain
  Shes asking to be mine
  Jesus is standing in the doorway
  Six gun drawn and ready to fan
  Said, We need you tonight son up in Dodge City
  Told him I was already overdue for Cheyenne
  If Jesus was the sheriff and I were a priest
  If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
  And Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
  Theres still too many bad boys trying to work the same line
  If Jesus was the sheriff and I were a priest
  If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
  And Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
  Theres still too many bad boys trying to work the same line
  If Jesus was the sheriff and I was a priest