text: Two kids get married, same old thing
  Folks congratulate you, church bells ring
  Whos got the ring, whos gonna pay the priest
  Get your mama in the paper, picture or two at least
  And at the reception all the old records play
  Where you gonna live, are you gonna taker her away?
  In a corner my new nephews showin me his knife
  You swore that youd love her for the rest of your life
  Went to kiss you at the altar we bumped heads
  Honeymoon night we figured we best shake on it instead
  Dressed kinda funny, laughin we hop in bed
  You can swear it on your feet, you can swear it on your head
  Come mornin my new famlilys sitting on the front porch swing
  Smilin kinda funny, nobody says a thing
  My new brother-in-laws throwin a football, he tosses me a pass