text: One, two!
  Well, madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
  In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
  With a boulder on my shoulder, feeling kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
  With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground
  Some all-hot half-shot was heading for the hot spot snapping his fingers clapping his hands
  And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lovers knot with a whatnot in her hand
  Now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
  And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers, Daddys within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
  Said, Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, thats where they expect it least
  Some new-mown chaperone was standing in the corner all alone watching the young girls dance
  Some fresh-sown moonstone was messing with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  Yeah!
  Some silicone sister with her managers mister told me I got what it takes
  Said, Ill turn you on sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break
  Go-cart Mozart checking out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
  Little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly, asked me if I needed a ride
  Some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playing backyard bombardier
  And Scotland Yard was trying hard, sent some dude with a calling card, said, Do what you like, dont do it here
  Well, I jumped up, turned around, spit in the air, fell on the ground, asked him which was the way back home
  Said, Take a right at the light, keep going straight until night, then youre on your own
  Zanzibar, shooting star, riding in a side car, humming a lunar tune
  The avatar said, Blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar shes gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon
  Some kidnapped handicap was complaining that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night
  I unsnapped his skull cap, between his ears I saw a gap, figured hed be all right
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  We were blinded blinded blinded baby by the light
  Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
  Oh but mama thats where the fun is
  One, two, one, two, three!
  Whoa!
  (Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light
  Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light)