text: Jimmy:
  In the day we sweat it out on the streets stuck in traffic on the GWB
  They shut down the tollbooths of glory because we didnt endorse Christie
  Sprung from cages on Highway 9
  We got three lanes closed, So Jersey get your ass in line
  Ooohhh, baby this Bridgegate was just pay back
  Its a bitch slap to the state Democrats
  We gotta get out but we cant,
  Were stuck in Governor Chris Christies Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.
  Bruce:
  Governor, let me in, I wanna be your friend
  Theyll be no partisan divisions
  Let me wrap my legs round your mighty rims
  And relieve your stressful conditions
  Weve got Wall Street masters stuck cheek to cheek
  With blue-collar truckers, and man I really gotta take a leak
  But I cant
  Im stuck in Governor Chris Christies Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam
  1, 2, 3, 4!
  Jimmy:
  Highways jammed with pissed off drivers with no place left to go
  And the press conference went on and on
  Bruce:
  It was longer than one of my own damn shows
  Jimmy:
  Some day Governor, I dont know when
  This will all end, but til then
  Together:
  Youre killin the workin man.
  Whos stuck in Governor Chris Christies Fort Lee New Jersey traffic jam.
  Whoa whoa whoa!
  Whoa whoa whoa!
  Bruce:
  I gotta take a leak! I really gotta take a leak!
  Together:
  Down in Jersey land!