text: Billy had a mistress down on A an 12th
  She was that little somethin that he did for himself
  His own little secret didnt hurt nobody
  Come the afternoon hed take her wadin
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  You start out standing but end up crawlin
  Got in some trouble and needed a hand from a friend of mine
  This old friend he had a figure in mind
  It was nothing illegal just a little bit funny
  He said Cmon dont tell me that the rich dont know
  Sooner or later it all comes down to money
  And youre waist deep in the big muddy
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  You start on higher ground but end up crawlin
  Well I had a friend said You watch what you do
  Poison snake bites you and youre poison too
  How beautiful the river flows and the birds they thing
  But you and I were messier things
  Theyre aint no one leavin this world buddy
  Without their shirttail dirty
  Or their hands a little bloody
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  You start on higher ground but end up somehow crawlin
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  Waist deep in the big muddy
  Woo!
  Woo