text: I woke up last night shaking from a dream
  Fot in that dream I died
  My wife rolled over and told me
  That my life would be immortalized
  Not in some major motion picture
  Or great American novel, you see
  No, theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Well now, its one two three you take the money
  Yeah its as easy as A B C
  Yeah theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Well They can change my name or they can leave it
  They can change my story too
  Or they can make me black or Chinese
  And do things that I never do
  Theyre gonna give my life a whole new ending
  And put me in prime time first-run
  And when its over, what I did there will be what I done
  Now I dont want my name in a history book
  Nobodys ever gonna see
  No, theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Well now, its one two three you take the money
  Yeah its as easy as A B C
  Yeah theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Well Im a shoe-in for sponsor
  Goodyear blimp and radial wheels
  Somebody had a meeting somewhere
  Somehow somebody made a deal
  Well I was one of them kinds of stories
  That everybody liked to see
  Yeah theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Now I dont want no inscription on my gravestone
  No long soliloquy
  No theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me
  Well now, its one two three you take the money
  Yeah its as easy as A B C
  Yeah theyre gonna make a TV movie out of me