text: Hey bus driver keep the change, bless your children, give them names
  Dont trust men who walk with canes
  Drink this and youll grow wings on your feet
  Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine, advertiser on a downtown train
  Oh, Christmas crier bustin cane, hes in love again
  Where dock workers dreams mix with panthers schemes to someday own the rodeo
  Tainted women in VistaVision perform for out-of-state kids at the late show
  Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps, interstellar mongrel nymphs
  Oh, Rex said that lady left him limp, loves like that 
  Oh, queen of diamonds, ace of spades, newly discovered lovers of the everglades
  They take out a full page ad in the trades to announce their arrival
  And Mary Lou she found out how to cope, she rides to heaven on a gyroscope
  The Daily News asks her for the dope
  She says, Man, the dopes that theres still hope
  Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose
  Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose to some lucky, young matador