text: When I was a little kid
  I never liked to eat
  Mom would put things on my plate
  And Id dump em on her feet
  But then one day she made this soup
  I ate it all in bed
  I asked her what she put in it
  And this is what she said:
  Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips
  And alligator eyes
  Monkey legs and buzzard eggs
  And salamander thighs
  Rabbit ears and camel rears
  And tasty toenail pies
  Stir em all together
  And its mamas soup surprise
  I went into the bathroom
  And I stood beside the sink
  I said, Im feeling slightly ill
  And I think Id like a drink
  Mama said, Ive just the thing
  Ill get it in a wink
  Its full of lots of protein
  And vitamins, I think
  Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips
  And alligator eyes
  Monkey legs and buzzard eggs
  And salamander thighs
  Rabbit ears and camel rears
  And tasty toenail pies
  Stir em all together
  And its mamas soup surprise