text: Chorus:
  Blinded by the light
  Revved up like a Deuce
  Another runner in the night
  Blinded by the light, revved up like a Deuce
  Another runner in the night
  Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer
  With a teenage diplomat
  In the dumps with the mumps
  As the adolescent pumps his way in to his hat
  With a boulder on my shoulder feeling kind of older
  I tripped the merry go round
  With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing
  The calliope crashed to the ground
  The calliope crashed to the ground and she was
  Repeat Chorus
  Some silicone sister with her manager mister
  Told me I got what it takes
  She said Ill turn you on sonny to something strong
  Play the song with the disco break
  And go kart Mozart was checking out the weather chart
  See if it was safe outside
  And little Early Pearly came by in his curly-whirly
  And asked me if I needed a ride
  The calliope crashed to the ground and she was
  Repeat Chorus twice
  Now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot
  And throws his lover in the sand
  And some bloodshot forget me not his daddys within earshot
  Save the buckshot turn up the band
  Some silicone sister with her manager mister
  Told me I got what it takes
  She said Ill turn you on sonny to something strong....
  She got down, but she never got tight
  Shes gonna make it through the night