text: Madman drummers bummers
  Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
  In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
  With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin kinda older
  I tripped the merry-go-round
  With this very unpleasin sneezin and wheezin, the calliope fell to the ground
  The calliope fell to the ground
  Yeah, she was blinded by the light
  Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  Blinded by the light
  Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I got what it takes
  She said Ill turn you on, sonny, to something strong, play the song with the funky breaks
  And go-cart Mozart was checkin out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
  And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
  The calliope crashed to the ground
  Yeah, she was blinded by the light
  Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  Blinded by the light
  Blinded by the light
  Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  Blinded by the light
  Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  Madman drummers bummers
  Indians in the summer with the teenage diplomat
  In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
  With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin kinda older
  I tripped the merry-go-round
  With this very unpleasin sneezin and wheezin, the calliope fell to the ground
  Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
  And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddys within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
  Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
  She said Ill turn you on, sonny, to something strong
  She got down but she never got tired
  Shes gonna make it through the night