text: May it never be said shes knockin them dead
  At the start as we all should know
  But is there a fame, its such a cryin shame what theyre sayin
  That shes some kind of sleaze, thats a social disease
  Its more than a game that theyre playin
  Shut up, shut up
  Dont tell me that my best friends a menace
  As loony as the day she was born
  She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
  Its all right with me, if she wants to be
  Shut up, shut up
  Round me a bend and Im needin a friend she comes to me
  Call her name in the air and shell soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Shes one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her
  The story book lies, theres stars in her eyes
  I couldnt have found one much better
  But theres something we all should know
  Shut up, shut up
  Shes a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo
  Dont tell me that my best friends like Alice
  Its all right with me, if she wants to be
  Who might wind up in a looking-glass palace
  As naughty as the day she was born
  Shut up, shut up
  Call her name in the air and shell soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Round me a bend and Im needin a friend she comes to me
  Dont tell me that my best friends a menace
  She might wind up in a book written by Guinness
  As nutty as the day she was born
  Its all right with me, if she longs to be
  Shut up, shut up
  Call her name in the air and shell soon be there
  If you want her to be
  Round me a bend and Im needin a friend she comes to me
  Shut up, shut up