text: I could love her if she were a Rolls Royce
  But she handles like a model - T
  So get her in high gear, she cant stay here with me
  At show time shell be in the front row
  And shell try to put the make on me
  Her friends will all laugh
  While their instamatics flash
  Will you see me all meanwhile
  And shell push and shell shove and Ill smile
  If you cast a glance in her direction
  Shes sure to wrap herself around your knees
  Shes always pushin and shovin at me
  She cant control herself, it seems shes fallen off a shelf
  And I can only say, Why me?
  And shell push and shell shove desperately
  I could love her if she were a Rolls Royce
  But she handles like a model - T
  So get her in high gear, she cant stay here with me
  If you cast a glance in her direction
  Shes sure to wrap herself around your knees
  Shes always pushin and shovin at me
  Pushin and shovin
  Pushin and shovin
  Pushin and shovin me