text: Im not the man you think I am
  Im not that kind of guy
  Beneath this sleek exterior
  Theres less than meets the eye
  Im just what youve been looking for
  Your wildest dream come true
  Im not the man you think I am
  But Im the man for you
  Im on important business
  Im late for my premiere
  Im doing you a favor
  Just by being here
  Surely you can buy a drink
  For someone so renowned
  Im not the man you think I am
  But Im the man youve found
  Im burning with indifference
  Im sleeping with desire
  Im selling snow to eskimos
  Im preaching to the choir
  My past is catching up to me
  My chips are coming due
  Im not the man you think I am
  But Im the man for you