text: Champagne and sunshine, ponies and fine wine
  Who wouldnt want to be us?
  Never a tizzy, were way too busy being fabulous
  So bring on the bubbles, forget all your troubles
  Cause everythings going our way
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world
  The match is on, so come and join us
  Welcome to our world, more champagne!
  Thats the end of the chukka! Thank you all for your generous support to... whatever charity we dug up this month. laughs
  Couples are solo, we all love polo
  The sport of kings and queens
  Before we continue, we need your assistance
  And you know what that means:
  Its the age-old tradition, well be repositioned
  The divots, dont force it
  And dont step in the horse! laughs
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world
  The match is on, so come and join us
  Welcome to our world, more champagne!
  Edward...
  This is Gwen and Gretchen, the infamous Olsen sisters, whove made marrying well an art form
  Edward...
  Edward!
  Be back in just a sec
  So, youre the Flavor of the Week?
  Ugh. Dont mind her, shes just being catty. Edward is our most eligible bachelor. Everyones trying to land him
  Well, Im not trying to land him. Im just using him for sex
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world
  Welcome to our world