text: Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
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  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
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  Go get em grampa!
  Take me for a ride in your Stanley Steemer. Thats better an ridin a local mobile with the eight wheels, isnt it? Thats better an ridin the Model-T pickup with the bronze hubcaps n the beavertail... 23 skidoo! Heh-heh. Uh-huh, I see, mmm...
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  College graduate...
  Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck...
  Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack...
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  Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck... Mack
  Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck
  Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack
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  Take me for a ride in your Mac Truck
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
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  Take me for a ride in your Car-Car
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  Well, wait a minute! Here come one now, daughter! See if you cant get this here feller...
  Take me for a ride in your car-car
  Take me for a ride in your car-car
  Take me for a ride, take me for a ride
  Take me for a ride in your...
  3.2 liter Ferrari with torsion bar suspension and those ported Venturi carburetors...
  Hello sports fans and welcome to Daytona Beach! You are about to hear the sound of an Austin-Healey Sprite... trying desperately to catch up with the rest of the Volkswagens in the race. Well speed shift... well speed shift directly in front of the microphone and, travelling approximately a thousand yards further down the track- well crash into a brick retaining wall. This entire spectacle, starring Steve Reeves, as the handsome wind-blown driver, is being witnessed by a crowd of over twenty thousand... sadistic sports fans. We leave you now to the track and the sound of the race:
  Oh, for goodness sake...
  Oh, you poor little thing you