text: I would like to apologize for my friend, here;
  He hasnt been himself for a long, long time
  From the beginning of his minding
  Other peoples dids and donts
  He could excuse himself but he wont
  And Im sorry if we busted up your party
  Yes, there was a girl in his life, and then some!
  He was had by her and a good time by all
  She was exactly half at fault
  He thought the other was his own
  So only half the man has grown
  And its taking him sometime to get together
  He was the first kid on his block to have one;
  And he wants to share it with you all of the time
  He takes advantage of your kindness;
  Says he needs that just to live
  He doesnt want you to forgive him
  But he thinks you might if you have half a mind to
  Yes, I think I would enjoy some coffee;
  Ive had a lot to think in the past few days
  And if I told you all the ways
  My friend and I were not to blame
  Youd see yourself as just the same
  So I think Ill wait and save that for the next time