text: Youre not Ms. Rheingold or Ms. Clairol
  Or an ad for Learn To Draw
  And you dont have the prettiest pair of legs I ever saw
  But cellophane dont move me and cant turn my life around
  Youre the nicest piece of heart and soul
  That I have ever found Ive ever found
  Youre not a Farrah, or a Brigitte, or a Raquel pussy cat
  Twenty generations of girls have tried to look like that
  But class like yours aint on the screen
  And its finally made me think
  You can lead this horse to Hollywood
  But you cannot make me drink 
  Chorus:
  I love you honey, youre the one for me
  And it comes naturally ...
  I dont want an image, I dont want a movie star
  I just want you baby the way you are
  You dont fill out the old bikini like a playboy bunny doll
  In fact in that department youve got little there at all
  But in modern times weve gone beyond
  The Tarzans and the Janes
  While some just use their bodies
  Others use their brains, darling, remember brains?
  Bogart called them baby, Sinatra called them dames
  And Boyer calls them ladies, 
  But I dont need a label to know what you mean to me
  So Ill just make it simple and call you frequently
  I just want you baby the way you are!!