text: Its 11 oclock in the evening
  Im barefoot and Im logged-on to the internet
  I usually pickup my e-mail in the afternoon
  But on weekends sometimes I forget...
  I yell down the hall to the bedroom:
  Honey, Ill be right there!
  She says, Thats ok, dear
  I got a brand new book here
  And Im not going anywhere
  The funny thing bout a couple
  When a couple of yearsve gone by
  You dont talk; you think you know each other so well
  You dont have to try
  You take for granted what you used to call enchanted
  Just a while ago
  When does a mystery turn into history?
  I dont know
  Anyway, I got another meg of data
  Coming down the line
  A Wall Street profile spreadsheet
  From a friend of mine
  Up on the screen pops a little green box says click on me
  Somewhere I swear Alice in Wonderlands callin!
  I look up at the clock
  Not as late as I thought: only quarter to one
  The downloads finished
  I could take five minutes and have me some fun
  The invitations
  From a web location
  In Hong Kong
  Its already started
  This virtual party runs all night long!
  I say all night!
  Wah-wah-way-oh
  Were invited to a virtual party tonight... 
  Wah-wah-way-oh
  Youre invited to a virtual party tonight
  Theres computers in the microwave
  Computers in the automobile
  Computers in the phone
  Oh and even my wife
  Who used to tell me to get a life
  Has got a computer of her own
  I spend so much time saving time
  I cant find any time to spend
  Ive taped sixteen episodes of Star Trek
  But when am I gonna show them?!
  Its un-believable
  Must be sixty, seventy people here at the party site
  Icons, avatars, images of movie stars surfing tonight
  Well Im looking for a chat
  When I get a note that
  Says Ya wanna go...
  To a place more private?
  I kinda think youll like it...
  I say I...yi...
  She says her name is Mata Hari
  And that shes particularly
  Fond of older men
  Well maybe so, maybe not
  Maybe shes a guy thats got
  This urge to pretend
  And then it occurs to me
  I dont need this fantasy, after all
  Everything Id be looking for
  Ive got and even more
  Sleeping at the end of the hall!
  I shut down the box
  Still its three oclock
  By the time I get to bed
  I lift up the covers
  Snuggle next to my lover
  Find a note there instead
  It says The book was dumb, logged on
  Found a message from Hong Kong...
  For a virtual party
  Im goin as Mata Hari
  May be all night long
  I say all night?
  Wah-wah-way-oh
  Youre invited to a virtual party tonight
  Wah-wah-way-oh
  Youre invited to a virtual party tonight
  Wah-wah-way-oh
  Youre invited to a virtual party tonight
  Ready or not here comes the 21st century
  Youre invited to a virtual party tonight