text: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
  I dont know why she swallowed the fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed the fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a bird
  How absurd to swallow a bird
  She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed the fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a cat
  Imagine that. She swallowed a cat
  She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
  She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed that fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a dog
  What a hog to swallow a dog!
  She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
  She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
  She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed that fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a goat
  Opened her throat and down went the goat!
  She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
  She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
  She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
  She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed that fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a cow
  I dont know how she swallowed the cow
  She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
  She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
  She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
  She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
  She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
  That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
  She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
  But I dont know why she swallowed that fly
  Perhaps shell die
  I know an old lady who swallowed a horse
  Shes alive and well of course!