text: Bought a candy bar the other day
  Only ate half, sgonna throw the rest away
  When I saw this kid playin in the street
  I said Hey kid, you want somethin to eat?
  He said Whut?
  I said Candy, son. He said HELP!
  Then he started to run
  And I stood there
  Watchin him go
  Half a bar of chocolate
  Runnin down my fingers
  Well the kid comes back in a minute or two
  But his moms with him and the neighbors too
  And they got the kid scared its plain to see
  They say Which one done it? he points at me
  He says Him. I say What do you mean?
  He says YOU! then he starts to scream
  And Im standin, everybodys lookin
  Everybodys starin -at me- ... 
  Howdy doody...yall waitin for the bus?
  Ah ... a little late isnt it ... anybody got a watch? ...
  We could uh see how late it is ...
  I got a better idea, lets find somebody with a watch
  And stare at him!
  Well some start pickin up baseball bats
  And the others are pullin the pins from their hats -
  I think this things gone a little too far
  Hell, I only offered him a CANDY BAR! I said WAIT!
  I said What are you doin?
  They said PRE-VERT the kids life is ruined!
  Oh...oh well then you better check what hes chewin
  Cause I got the feelin
  Hes in the middle of a bubble gum orgy!
  Well theyre comin at me and Im backin away
  And then I hear this policeman say
  Are you positive hes the right man?
  He says Show me.
  I says Show ya what?
  He says The CANDY BAR you degen-a-rut and he grabs me
  He grabs both my hands
  Pretty easy to see ...
  Which hands got the chocolate!
  Well Ive had some troubled times before
  But none like the trip from the candy store ...
  Sympathize with the kid all right
  Somebodys nice to ya, probably aint right
  Ill grow up, Ill learn the way
  Ill learn so that my later daysll be prosperous
   ...
  If I dont bite off more than I can hide