text: Would you like to learn to dance?
  Well I can show you how
  Gotta book here, all you need to know
  We can draw the arthur murray patterns right here on the floor
  All ya have to do is follow
  And then well dance around the room a while
  You can lead now if you want to, I dont mind
  Nothin I wouldnt do to see your smile
  Go dancin cross your face in perfect time
  Go dancin cross your face in perfect time
  Would you like to learn to sing?
  Well I can teach you how
  Heres an old tune thats good for a start
  I can sing all the high parts if I really try
  And you can play along on your guitar
  And well sing together for a little while
  Let the harmonies go ringin in your mind
  And we sing so much better when we sing with a smile
  All the notes come out so sweet and high
  All the notes come out so sweet and high
  Would you like to learn to love?
  Well, thats somethin else again
  I can show you how to sing and how to dance
  I have no keys to open your heart
  And no way I can make you take the chance
  And so well dance around the room again
  And well sing a tune or two to pass the time
  And smile a while and by the time the dance is through
  There might be some love for us to find
  There might be some love for you and me to find