{"id":"1d4qqda","text":"14 billion litres of sewage divided by 67 million (the uk population) means that Thames water, over the year, pumped 206 litres of water into the Thames for every person in the UK.\n\nThames water don\u2019t even service all the UK - what the fuck is going on? Are they dumping Litterally every bit of sewage directly into the Thames? Are they asking other companies for their sewage and then dumping it in the Thames? Are we importing sewage for dumping in the Thames?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d69hhx","text":"> A prolific thief who stole 17 tubes of Pringles in a series of burglaries and shop thefts told police \u201conce you pop, you can\u2019t stop\u201d.\n\nI'm suspicious.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"It's a flakey investment now for sure. \n\nIf you look at things pragmatically, there will have to be asset taxes in the not so distant future due to younger people being unable to afford the tax burden to keep things like the NHS and the state pension afloat. \n\nIt's an inevitability.\n\nHopefully though there'll be a personal allowance, so the majority of homeowners won't be affected.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xlr8","text":"So basically she has been barred from standing for liking a tweet stating the very obviously true fact that Israel has active and often professional lobbyists who work to drive vocal critics of Israel from positions of influence. \n\nAnd this has happened on the same day that Labour parachute someone who is literally the director of pro-Israel lobbying group into a safe seat. \n\nExtremely on the nose from Labour","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cy36vt","text":"Rishi, the country is fucked.\n\n*That's Labour's fault!*\n\nRishi, the last Labour government was fourteen years ago. It's not their fault.\n\n*Err... then... it's the fault of the previous governments!*\n\nWhich you were part of.\n\n*Umm... I was only in a very minor position with no real influence!*\n\nYou've been Secretary of the Treasury and Chancellor of the Exchequer. You've absolutely been in a position of power and influence. This is all your fucking fault.\n\n*...what if I promise to actually fix these problems this time?*\n\nFuck off.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bcvprx","text":"These people are deranged extremists. How anyone thinks zionism is still a normal ideology, I have no clue.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zv41","text":"So first thing you're going to do is to fix the chronic pay issue in public services so you can actually recruit more policemen \/ firefighters \/ doctors \/ nurses right?\n\nRight?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c9p8uw","text":"West Lancashire is not South Lancashire if you want to piss off more people next time call Merseyside South Lanc\u2019s because that\u2019s what it was before Merseyside BS boundaries where created. All in all you should have just gone outside and cut your lawn, or one of the other many jobs that need doing around the house fella! Pointless exercise!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b9h8by","text":"Nice! There\u2019s a legendary chippy (Clayton Street Chippy) in Newcastle that used to sell cigs and painkillers. They know their customers. ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ww02","text":"Yup. Welcome to New Zealand, we\u2019re short of everyone except delivery drivers. I\u2019m not sure how many nurses we failed to recruit in the last few years but I\u2019m aware we need 600 GPs.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boli15","text":"I\u2019m trying to go here to work, I\u2019m from EU and a physiotherapist, but I can\u2019t seem to find jobs as a bad 5 even with 5 years of experience. I\u2019ve just been getting rejected. So not only the unskilled workers are facing a hard time getting jobs","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4sb4p","text":"I\u2019m getting tired of this headline. Maybe stop allowing so many people in the country? Maybe then we start hitting targets.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"And the people who it's going to affect can't even vote so they don't have a say in ut, he's just trying to get the fare right vote with old people but it's going to backfire on him, I know it","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ckr51r","text":" It\u2019s just the shame that the first Asian got to be him and not someone elected by the masses.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4s4nh","text":"\"subsequent testing aboard the destroyer\" - I bet that was fun, almost makes me wanna join the navy","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdqcxt","text":"Amazing ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"Our housing is expensive and scarce. Our food security is dangerous. Our energy is teetering on the edge. We're massively overpopulated.\n\nBut don't bring up the fact that immigration is responsible for most of these problems.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5kgda","text":"I live near here and the buzz is that it was full blown riots with guards taken prisoner. A real shit show. Bit more than 'disorder' anyway.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5mbpl","text":"So let's get rid of elite schools for elite minds which are likely to raise bar of average nationwide and dumb the population down to where they can more easily be controlled by dogma. If it were not so stupidly myopic it would be comical.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1biil4d","text":"Disgraceful, religious beliefs should be kept to One\u2019s place of worship.\nDo not force or ask other people to react to your beliefs , what next , the I\u2019m a fridge mob will be spouting their manifesto too?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyc5jr","text":"I was lucky enough to have the sun come out for a couple hours, still very windy though!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvhpf8","text":"Everything's being 'black washed' :) At least Denzil will be white I suppose?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3i3mt","text":"That's embarassing for the nob who kept posting memes against her.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cfwkbf","text":"Fuck it we don\u2019t need human rights, just don\u2019t be disabled","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"This country needs change and Starmer isn\u2019t that change.\n\nThe guy can\u2019t keep to one policy he\u2019s promised, there are already divisions in Labour which will exacerbate once Starmer is in office.\n\nI don\u2019t trust Starmer will achieve much in office, being boring or not a Tory isn\u2019t enough.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5hfxg","text":"Simple, scrap all \"faith\" schools and make all of them secular.\n\nEstablishments that segragate an ddivide societies based on religion have no place in a modern world.  Catholics here, CofE there, other Potestants there, Muslims somewhere else, Jewish children in their own schools etc... I can not believe that this is tolerated in today's world after literally thousands of years of experience showing us what religion does to inflame and instigate grief, ignorance and violence.\n\nIf your religion is so important to you then send you children to after school classes.  Your beliefs should not impinge on my freedom to be educated undisturbed, on teachers' abilities to teach or on schools' abilities to teach.  Why should 90% of society move over every time someone says their \"faith\" means they need to interrupt?  If every religious minority did this society would simply grind to a halt.  Civilised society depends on everyone compromising in the face of facts not beliefs.  Your beliefs doe not trump my facts.\n\nFrance has it right.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb8gcc","text":"That isn't the case - so many wonderful doctors doing incredible work with a truly ungrateful and ignorant populace.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cryxda","text":"I\u2019m not shocked at all, this is not the first nor last person to think and behave this way in our country. If anything expect more of this.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"This won't do anything besides Thames Water shoving the cost onto their customers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5ezyp","text":"Y'all I never paid any attention to politics, I don't give a single fuck about it. Who is this?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbgc15","text":">But we can't do it here because we're worried that some people might think it's racist.\n\nAnd God forbid, we ask the London luvvies to show any sort of patriotism. The sky may very well come falling down!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5yr56","text":"Well wait until you hear about what happened at the last European final to be held at Wembley.\u00a0\n\nIt was a shit show.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d49haf","text":"Awful ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cg0hsi","text":"yep thats the 1 :)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1caauel","text":"There was a photograph taken here new years eve that looked like a rennaisance painting, with police restraining someone of the ground, a drunk man casually reclining in the middle of the road with a can of beer, drunk women screaming at other, and just general pandemonium.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chgol2","text":"The problem is that Europe isn\u2019t willing to do what is necessary to stop them at the source. In fact, it was a thing that some in Europe were actively telling them to come whilst a few countries were saying the opposite. \n\nEurope is divided on the issue. The tide is changing but it\u2019s too little, too late and all we can do is look out for ourselves until they decide what exactly their position is.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3z6i1","text":"Five more weeks and all of this stupid charade of the Telegraph, Express and Mail finding bullshit, convaluted ways of trying to defend the Tory party can stop","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1twc4","text":"I do believe that the British military needs extra funding and more manpower incase of a potential war against Russia or China but conscription is a fucking stupid idea. We need to keep the military a purely professional and voluntary affair.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c25yp4","text":"Check out fancy pants (Opens 15p soup and can of Tennants)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bcsw5d","text":"Really good! Thanks!!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"Public schools tend to churn out a good amount of people who end up in high public office while knowing the square root of fuck all about the public, their struggles, needs, wants, etc, and they have no intention of learning. \n\nBecoming an MP is more of a thing to check off their list of things they should do to further their ability to earn money, rather than something they do to better the country.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3j6jh","text":"Have you seen how Keir runs the Labour Party? Anonymous complaint with no details comes in just before election and that\u2019s it his career is over? Nah that\u2019s not justice. You can keep him on the ballot, run an investigation and then have a bye-election if needed.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3molo","text":"This made my Sunday morning. What a twat.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cj2ydy","text":"\"No it's not that you don't like us, people didn't have any photo ID so they couldn't vote for us like they wanted it to..\nAlso the last time Boris was doing really well from the COVID bounce so *naturally* we lost some votes, totally expected all normal, we know you still love us and the boats and the high costs of living and scandals are mere bumps in the road, but it's normal and all totally expected.. we may swap out another prime minister next week but that's completely unrelated!\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"The scheme theyre proposing isnt actually national service, its just the media spin.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cuvfjf","text":" Jack Black sang Oasis' 'Champagne Supernova' on Tenacious D's UK tour.  \n\nJust love everything this man does, would love to watch a documentary about a day in his life.\n\nJust let a camera man follow him around, and get a glimpse into his world.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3ril4","text":"A completely unknown blog posting industry friendly research without any reference to academic research that may show the opposite effects?\n\nHmmmmm. \n\nIf you are not familiar with an area of research, stick to sources you trust to be able to give more nuanced analysis of something this complex. Dont just trust rando blogs with agendas.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpe534","text":"Today is the brightest day I've seen all year lol","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbgqdi","text":"\u201cPerfect is the enemy of good\u201d - Voltaire\n\nSure, Labour are tories in red ties. At least they aren\u2019t the bastard tories.\nAny step to the left is a step in the right direction.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ca0v08","text":"This guy is a fraud, anyone defending him is a troll, paid hasabara trolls. Dont prent otherwise. \n\nGuy had bodyguards and a film crew follow him for 3 hours. So he could start trouble. He was warned several times for walking against the flow.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c7flab","text":"\"Don't look away. Those are children, motionless on the floor, killed by those who call themselves the 'chosen people.' The same narrative of 'chosen people' have committed atrocities throughout our history, whether behind shields and swords or machine guns and tanks or via drones and screens miles away. We are all complicit as we have failed to act and have allowed these 'chosen people' to continue the cycle of history where young innocents bear the brunt.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4edfh","text":"I\u2019m a member of the Green Party but I\u2019ll be voting Lib Dem as it\u2019s so tight here between Lib Dem and Tory. I cannot contemplate our useless tit of a Tory MP being reelected. I\u2019ll use the Swap My Vote website so someone somewhere can vote Green for me.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bpyn8z","text":"What would be better is to eliminate private landlords entirely, and turn their extra properties into council houses which will generate income for the public purse and be feasible options for low income renters\/people who actually want to save to buy a house because of greedy grubbing bastard landlords","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bk83rc","text":"Our right to peaceful protest is danger due to bribed politicians working on behalf of a fascist state.\n\nOur democracy has been compromised- each politician who had accepted such \u201cdonations\u201d from any foreign state, has committed treason and is unfit for office- they should be arrested.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5ezyp","text":"That lettuce will be after Sunuk's job next.\n\nAlthough any produce would suffice.\n\nA cabbage for example...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b22zae","text":"Good luck. Imagine if you refuse to see a PA because you didnt trust them to be able to feel a lump or do a routine blood test then wait several months to see a GP *trainee","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4edfh","text":"I'm voting Green this election - sick of Starmer's factionalism. Don't know how anyone can describe themselves as left wing and vote for Labour in its current state.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ndh0","text":"Non-dom status  \"my kids technically count as American why would they be drafted for the British army?\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d48dmh","text":"If he really felt that way, why not do this after selection?\n\nHe just wants to keep his job.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chz835","text":"Countryside is beautiful, city is vibrant and diverse. There is obviously some crime, wouldn't know specific areas.\n\nWe live around 30 mins away from the county and it has always been a nice day out.\n\nNational space centre is cool, Bradgate Park (big country park) is fabulous. \n\nWell worth a few visits to check out for yourself.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chjdl2","text":"As a northerner living in the south this is my opinion.\n\nThe north by far has the better and more appealing scenery, there are some places in the south which are nice and comparable but the north has more of those places by far.\n\nThe south has the more interesting and appealing places to visit, Bath, Oxford etc are all all beautiful cities to visit, the north has a few places like it but largely with a more industrial history the towns\/cities aren't as nice, but Durham is an exception. as it is gorgeous and I'm 100% biased being from County Durham.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4sjzx","text":">The inquiry heard that on 5 July he took a call from a farmer named John Wilson reporting a car off the road and recorded it in his police notebook, but he failed to log it into the Storm case management system and no action was taken.\n\nFuck me.\n\nMust've thought it was abandoned.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3ao5d","text":"The government department he was in charge of loaned \u00a3400k to a company run by a convicted criminal- who then turned around and donated \u00a3200k to Gethings leadership bid.\n\n\n\nIt really, really stinks.\n\nHe also deleted messages to hide them from FoI requests - and lied about it to the Covid inquiry.\n\n\n\nHe also seems to be really arrogant- and does not like being questioned. \n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c68bfp","text":"There are reasons we think Yanks are stupid, this is one more to add to the list.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"Haven't we already heard this. Their pledges mean shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnn7zk","text":"Yeah and it\u2019s only going to get worse my friend.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdru52","text":"Could someone sack all the diversity managers as well... that will help with the funding of NHS","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"When does anything ever go right with Rishi in power? Last time I checked a massive chunk of the current government in power is either migrants or people with more money than. One person could ever need. We've been going down this \"Dark\" path for a long time now, especially with an illegal immigrant in charge of immigration. At this point I would rather have Boris back, the only thing he did wrong couldn't even be considered a petty crime.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d67ul5","text":"> I've tried and so far failed to get an apprenticeship for a career change after my degree career path ended in failure before it even started\n\nDid you use your degree funding? The funding for higher education tends to be a single pot so if you did a degree, it might exclude you for applying again for a higher education path","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zcb4","text":"I\u2019ll have to try one of these tomorrow morning, thanks!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38o5c","text":">Mr Panayotov said he could not understand how the scheme had gone on for so long without authorities in the UK noticing.\n\nLol.. Every institution in the UK is so incompetent and useless, that I find this statement very unsurprising. The UK authorities would never have even been able to find out about this if it wasn't for the Bulgarian detective..\nTbh I bet the UK authorities are pissed that they now have to look like they're working..\n\nThe healthcare system is a joke, the policing is a joke, the benefits system is a joke, the whole political system is a joke.. It's all shambles really.\n\nI live in London, and know so many benefit fraudsters.. Like it's not even a secret.. How can a benefits claimant drive home to their council flat in a brand new Mercedes? How are they able to go on long holidays? \n\nThe system is so, so broken..","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cytc9y","text":"In reality him and his mates have finished pillaging the public purse.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"We're really giving this toxic piece of shit attention? REALLY!? I thought her antics were known and the news stopped giving her what she wanted?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb8gcc","text":"So you're taking that as she's been punished for doing nothing wrong? She wasn't allowed to be there at all, peaceful or not, broke the law and is facing the consequences of her own actions.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"We are desperate to see GPs and yet we have a bunch of them struggling to find employment.\n\nPerfect example of the complete mismanagement of our healthcare system.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cm7oie","text":"LOL, you think the gov just said look! that couple has 2 beds spare and forced them to sell their house? I hope the gov don't find out I have a spare room or two! HAHA","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"Didn\u2019t Starmer try getting Saville off some charges at one point? I agreed with labour under Corbyn but of course they accused him of antisemitism and he had to step down. Dunno Starmer reminds me of that show the New Statesman in that one episode where Alan B\u2019Stard a true Tory joins labour","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2vpu1","text":"I agree. \n\nWe need to get rid of the immigrants starting from the beginning. \n\nRomans back to Italy, Anglo-Saxons to Germany, normans back to France. \n\nMake Britain Celtic again!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d0mrs9","text":"I wish that  he'd been stood ever so slightly to his left, that would have been the perfect photo ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bxot1n","text":"Hahahaha shouldn't support genocide then. they get enough funding from zionist lobbies why do they need donations.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3a7po","text":"Sounds like a quick and cheap way to try and get rid of people stupid enough to take this \u2018offer\u2019. I hope they tell him to jog on and force him to pay a redundancy package.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"A culture of service is a good thing for our country' as he sneaks out the door.\n\nWhat a shit.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c5re71","text":"Suddenly, Farage is not in favour of sovereignty and countries being able to make and enforce their own rules.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d47cc5","text":"Literally nobody cares. They aren't even a real party they are a meme. Nigel \"ordinary bloke\" Fromage literally is just the political hand job for everyone's grandad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3gxc7","text":"Those poor children - no chance with a family like that.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xo7e","text":"Its great we cant defend ourselves. I really hope all four of them are all okay though.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bejhld","text":"I\u2019m English. I\u2019m British. Proud of our Union.  \nFor such a small piece of land in the Atlantic we should be celebrating our island. Granted there needs to be more equality between its nations but still, a great island to live on with great people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsvd47","text":"So what the fuck do we pay them for?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1az6z8w","text":"When you are clearly on the wrong side, justifying your position becomes impossible. It would be like trying to justify the holocaust. This woman is pure evil. Like most capitalist politicians. Labour needs a purging. A Stalin or mao tier purge. Not some starmer shite.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b12yux","text":"The diaper force uniform IS the nazi uniform","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1pqka","text":"Kid Starver would ask Netanyahu if he needs another [British drone to cover Gaza]( and he would apologize profusely for how the media mentioned the [Israeli bombing of British doctors]( in passing that one time.\n\nAlso\n\n\n\nSir. Tel Aviv Keith is planning on putting a pro-Israeli lobbyist in the position of unelected minister of defense.\n\nReminder that WIKILEAKS exposed her as a CIA asset and she worked **against** labour and pushed out an anti-racist  journalist for exposing her.\n\nI have a more colourful version of what Kid Starver would say to Netanyahu but I don't want to get banned off of reddit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bejhld","text":"Am I just thick, or does the legend on the left not make any sense? Why is there a \u201c30% Irish\u201d colour - because surely that means that 70% of the population of that area identified at British instead? Has OP just decided to pick and choose which data points they want to use for each county, in order to tell the story they want?\n\nSame goes for anything under 50% Welsh, and why has London got entries for under 50% British but no other area of England gets that? I\u2019m sure the actual data on this is really interesting, but the way it has been displayed makes no sense to me.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmdx4t","text":"I have a friend who left England to go to Greece and he's always saying England is a shit hole but it's like dude you've been telling me for years that Greece is so corrupt you can't even open the business you moved there to start. So what if it's sunny lol","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj8mxq","text":"Now now, it doesn't matter what they deliver, all that matters is they can say \"you voted for me so suck it up\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1mt4t","text":"Nothing againt this meme but it's not fanny","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l0pg","text":"Ok.\n\n\nSo we now live in a world where Michael Heseltine is the most sane politician I have encountered in years.\n\n\nFucking wake me from this nightmare.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zxng","text":"Diane Abbott the racist? The person who says white blonde Scandanvian nurses are not suitable for the community of Hackney. The assertion being because they are not black.\n\nThe woman who claims white mothers do less than black mother?\n\nThe woman who claims Mao was mostly good?\n\nThis woman has no place in Labour and I am flabbergasted she has such support after the nonsense she speaks. She gets mocked because she gets numbers wrong which is amazing because she says far far worse things.\n\nIf a white person said half the stuff she did they would be branded racist and hounded out by the left but she gets a free pass? Why?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"Obvious publicity stunt","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"Really? Oh really? Is it because Rishi still thinks the Tories can win the next GE? To be that bad?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"They had hundreds of millions to dish out for levelling up and the only place to get any of it was that run down place in docklands, what\u2019s it called ? Oh yeah Canary Wharf \u2026\u2026 home to the likes of Credit Suisse and Citibank.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c9w6um","text":"Yeah. She did loads of opening train stations and reciting the government\u2019s words on Christmas Day. Loved by who? What a load of tripe","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cd5kfn","text":"People who say this have never tried real food and just eat frozen shit from supermarkets and gastro pubs. Moron.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1jb3h","text":"Lots of gorgeous bits of Leicestershire like this. Follow the Wreake out of Melton through Asfordby, Frisby and Hoby and there's lots of spots like this, but my favourite has to be the Soar flowing between Sileby\/Barrow and Mountsorrel, alongside the A6. Stunning in the frost in winter, and a great walking and fishing location in the summer","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"He turned number 10 into a fucking disco during the pandemic. Imagine if that news had got out during the pandemic, there would have been serious riots.\n\nThe level of irresponsibility to do something like that is mind boggling.\n\nThat alone should answer your question.\n\nAlso I was at Oxford at the same time as Johnson, Mogg, Cameron etc. Johnson was a celebrity there, everyone had heard of him. Not particularly unusual because public school kids all know each other before they get to Oxford. But I wasn't even in a University college and knew about him.\n\nDo a google search for Johnson and the Bullingdon club to find out some of the stuff they got up to. Theres even a feature film based on it, I think Riot Club.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5376m","text":"Such a tiny amount of money to steal from someone.  Guess the crabs in a bucket that is the UK underclass would sell their own children for mere thousands.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b7ffjh","text":"Atun Shei is so good and I do enjoy his lighter moments.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"Boris.... always the bumbly fumbly 'doing it for the bants' attention whore.....","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5hfr0","text":"Yes you are all wrong","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1baofai","text":"Fucking hell that\u2019s bad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5wzpn","text":"It was mostly security theatre anyway. What makes carrying a 1000ml of explosives in 10 bottles more easily detectable than one 1000ml bottle of explosives?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chgol2","text":"what's the problem? the UK has ~~presented a total lie as a fact~~ declared, by law, that Rwanda is a safe country. So making them deal with their own immigration \"crisis\", which they artificially create to distract from their own absolutely fucking appalling actions, should surely be fine. If they're being sent off to a safe third country (and also pocketing a shitload of money for Rishi Sunak's father's company) what's the harm? :)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bw1pq7","text":"We need to get rid of the greenbelt and build outwards from all our major cities. All our cities need to expand 50% to absorb our Net migration rates of 700.000 a year. Then connect them through greater infrustctructe. \n\nIt's the NIBBYS who are the problem.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3uw8v","text":"It's wild to me that you typed this out","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brvrhg","text":"Lol you're brain damaged","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d559xo","text":"Gotta say, I think BP's loyalty system is the best at the moment. Discounts on M&S products, and they dont fuck you over (currently) with the points. Easy to redeem too","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cgvk1o","text":"\\*Isreal\/Palestine war exists\\*\n\n\\*Countless anti-war protests around the world happen\\*\n\nAmerica: zzzzz\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Excuse me Mr President, Dave from Slough, United Kingdom has suggested that we vote for a ceasefire in Gaza\"\n\n\"HOLD THE PRESSES!! WE'LL STOP THIS WAR\" - Joe Biden, 2024","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bbgqdi","text":"The tories are the only party that can get us through this economic uncertainty that they've spent the last 14 or so years causing.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bnfpur","text":"To play devil's advocate, everyone wants to deprive her of citizenship as punishment, but the other side of that is Britain is not taking responsibility for its citizens when they fuck up. By taking away her citizenship Britain is forcing its problem onto another country.\n\nDeep sympathy for her parents. They seemed genuinely dismayed by what she had done, and were left in Britain to be subject to public scrutiny, and I'm sure a litany of investigations.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Anyone who believes this is living in cloud cuckoo land","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0wr7i","text":"Genuine LOL on the toilet. Thank you.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy36vt","text":"Tory\u2019s have broken an already damaged country. Brexit was the biggest single mistake in the last 50 years. Cameron was an idiot to chance it. It is now the party of more scandals than I have seen. I will be voting labour mainly because I want to do my bit to halt the spread of fascism which TBH is sweeping the world !!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6a0cd","text":"If this comes to fruition I will definitely be getting an annual pass!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csfnv2","text":"As an ex cop I can agree with you, but it wasn't shady tactics, just incompetence and bad management.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdhbxz","text":"This is basically correct, down to the part where it talks about Edmund, Edward and \u00c6thelbert being patron saints of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes.\n\nThis is modern revisionist rubbish. They were not divided like this.\n\nEdward the Confessor died in 1066. This is well beyond the period when \"Saxon\" and \"Angle\" were distinct identities. The Kingdom of England was one kingdom by then, and they called themselves English.\n\nI also don't know what a \"white Syrian\" is. St George was a Greek.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d37ehu","text":"Burnley man\u2026 yea has the typical north west British phenotype  \u2026.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bzo71r","text":"You guys get garden waste bins collected?\nLol its an extra fee for us now.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5hsxf","text":"We've taken kids to Panto for generations, and while the appeal to tradition is a shit one, it does somewhat show up the hypocrisy. \n\n>I think you have to be a bit obtuse to not understand why people could perceive it as creepy and inappropriate.\n\nI mean, I think people find it \"inappropriate\" because they assume that cross-dressing is only acceptable either as a joke or as sexual, so seeing sincere non, sexualised drag means that gender non-conformity is being given *respect* and this cannot be allowed.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bslbqr","text":"Why would you even visit this place","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ccw3z0","text":"He's not going to be in power after November, so it doesn't matter what he says....","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy67n8","text":"Oh come one he\u2019s as much a fat cat as the rest of them in Downing Street. The bloody bastards!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp69p3","text":"Hmm why isn't there more criticism of this in Britain? Hmmmmm I'm not allowed to say why","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bz00ww","text":"It's fucking disgusting. Never opposed a single thing. Especially Kier, a former human rights lawyer. A pinnacle example of power corrupting.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brd5pn","text":"Get rid of the lot. Parasites draining us of hundreds of millions while pensioners can't get their homes.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5hgek","text":"It would be hilarious if 8 mps defected to the lib dems if this happened, so the Tories aren't even the official opposition and get 5 years in timeout.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4zore","text":"Good to know they\u2019re spending time thinking about the important issues.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bpyn8z","text":"Having just been forced to move rentals after a landlord wanted to sell the property, I can honestly say the rental market is fucked.\n\nThere is such a small pool of nice houses. Every viewing I went to, there would be families waiting outside to get in. \n\nThe fact that the Conservatives have failed to bring through any of the promised rental reforms is another nail in the coffin for me. They really do not care about the interests of people without property.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd9wzg","text":">Sure, going to a prestigious university opens doors, though I suspect most of the people in those universities had a lot of doors already open.\n\nUniversity is a class gateway\n\nIt used to be a stamp of approval that said \"yep, this guy's posh, he's one of the old boys, give him a job\"\n\nThen people saw that university graduates had better outcomes and thought it was something about university itself. So they started pushing loads of people through essay writing courses with no practical application\n\nTo be clear, I think education is valuable for its own sake. It's not inherently a waste of time to study something non-vocational \n\nBut as an attempt to change society it kinda goes nowhere\n\nSo now that stamp of approval is meaningless unless it's from Oxbridge or maybe a Russell Group uni. It does however come with a shit ton of debt! \n\nI took out \u00a39k per year for four years. That's \u00a336k. I've been paying it off ever since. So now I only owe \u00a364k. Great! ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bcvprx","text":"Without the other images citing when people fabricated hate crimes against themselves, this stank of third party agitation or Jews punching themselves.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bc6b1x","text":"Basically trying to stop free speech and trying to do what's best for them","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brspxf","text":"The crucial factor has been the obstruction of aid, which demonstrates beyond question the intention to destroy Palestinians as a group i.e. genocide. It's impossible for anyone to defend under any circumstances.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b0lvsi","text":"My government and your government are both responsible for false-flag terrorist attacks on civilians.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brcl81","text":"This knife wielding nutjob gets 3 months, meanwhile Sam Melia got 2 years for \"stickering\".\n\nI mean, some of them were quite mean stickers, clearly that's more important than someone stabbing people.\n\n","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Labour leader: \nWe will cut down on immigration \n\nAlso Labour:\nWe will bring in Gazans to the UK","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bmlgoe","text":"Alot of the guys who were known bullies at my school now doing time. Don't know anyone who would meet that criteria who has done remotely well.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdfbzq","text":"fuck 'em. If someone in a twat-mobile starts tailgating because they don't like the speed I'm doing, I get \\_slower\\_ and maliciously comply to the speed limit","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5fw9r","text":"Like egg printing, with actual tracking? Sounds good, please do it at source though.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmlgoe","text":"It's probably because you are used to picking on people that fold over which is exactly what you get in a lot of work places.\n\nIt's easy to get promoted and excel when you bully and snake out your peers at every opportunity.\n\nI personally couldn't bully someone as I think psychologically they are cowards, but I have a strong character. Not all of us do.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbgc15","text":"Honestly, not really. I love England, I quite like the English generally but I'm notnat all bothered about an 'England day'","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d39ni2","text":"At what point should this company be allowed to continue? It's ripping off the public, failing to do the basics and is now endangering our health. They clearly don't care enough to even do a basic job now, so let it fail","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c4ooun","text":"Such a calmly evil twisted sister. Shame on her and her parents. ENOUGH! ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn09ra","text":"Fair play to him,well said.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cx6lnm","text":"They'll just print money again like last time and we can all enjoy another cost of living crisis","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1biil4d","text":"I saw a post by them saying that they are doing this to 'show the diversity at the Station' so are they going to be putting up Torah verses for Passover or Bible Verses for Christmas or is it just for Islam?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5j1q9","text":"Jail time just isn't given to most ppl unless it's one of the not allowed on Reddit opinions","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"Utter arsehole.\n\nCurrently I'm helping 5 different people without any photo ID to get something sorted - the kind of vulnerable people who are either illiterate or mentally\/physically ill - who have never worried about voting before. Just took their voting card to the polling station and voted - job done.\n\nThis was just the Tories doing their \"Wish we were the US GOP party...sigh\" dreamy eyes across the ocean, where they hope to have a proper dictatorship with no rules that effect their wealth accumulation, or challenges from those nasty poor people (i.e. anyone earning less than a million a year).\n\nSo funny that Bozo got caught out, but knowing him it was deliberate as he craves ANY attention whatsoever for his \"brand\".\n\nWith any luck he's piss off soon to do his Scrooge McDuck diving into gold act in the Cayman Islands where he can be near all the money he and his mates stole from the British public.\n\nKnob.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d431mo","text":"Wait, progressives have told me this is impossible.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c0qbo2","text":"Not realistic.\n\nNone of the players have gone bankrupt yet.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpgqtd","text":"Fucking scum just stop oil protesters. Y'know they are using senjor citizens so that they can spread the \"hey look, old people hate oil too\" and also other law enforcement won't dare to go too violent with them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xp0l","text":"Quickest way to increase corporate profits with zero benefit to any normal person in Britain","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1chdm7r","text":"Don't forget the fun facts about the United Kingdom.\n\n- Has porten down.\n- Has Avon Rubber factories.\n- Has the seventh biggest NATO CBRN kit stockpile.\n\nGovernment widely decided to use its industrial base and stockpiles to prevent the pandemic from killing its citizens, nah that's a fucking joke, mid-level managers stole all the funds and then with what was left Imports of shitty bayonet mount JBL respirators from China instead of having government factories ramp up production of military grade 40mm NATO standard comfortable respirators like the C50\/FM12 etc that are rated for much higher levels of threats than a simple biological virus, and have basic things like communication projection and internal microphone ideal for use in medical and general use.\n\n(Oh yes they also make there own P3 and ABEKP3 filters in domestic factories)\n\nDid I mention airtight drinking systems? (Since the 1980s in all competent military respirators)\n\nIsrael was the only country in the world that had half preparation for this because they gave respirators to all of their citizens for practically two decades for free, because biological attacks are so affordable to carry out and so affordably easy to counteract if you own the bloody factories.\n\nDying empire is a bit of a joke honestly.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"I used to work in a shop next to a post office.\n\nMonday morning 9am we always had a rush.\n\nPeople collected their benefits and then spent the lot on booze and fags.\n\nTheir kids only got fed at school or at the table of other families.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bwgrlq","text":"It's fair to say...Tory governments have bought the UK to its knees. They have failed to deliver anything positive to anyone other than the super wealthy. Tory conservatism has been a catastrophe for the majority of Britah people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4uhul","text":"The Conservatives could promise everyone a \u00a320k bonus and a free mountain bike if they wanted because they won't be forming the next government so none of it will ever become reality. All this is about is generating the headlines they think will attract the attention of those voters who they think they still have a chance of retaining with the hope that it's not as bad a loss as they are fearing. There will be no substance to whatever policies they pull out of their arse.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bij6ji","text":"I really don't care about the RF but this is getting ridiculous...can't avoid the coverage...she's recovering from surgery, end of. We don't need daily updates. What do people expect??","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cypi8f","text":"You will love the current labour part then. Pretty much said they are going to do nothing and have explained exactly how they are going to do everything they are going to do.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4s4nh","text":"And tomorrow there will be 30 million on a different boat. Completely pointless","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4b2s4","text":"* Step 1: Purge the unelectables.\n\n* Step 2: Don't engage in highly polarised issues that have no bearing on everyday people's lives.\n\n* Step 3: Don't say stupid shit that makes the Tories look like saints in comparison.\n\nLooks like a fine plan to me","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cgvkaj","text":"I\u2019ve heard Ukrainian property is cheap these days\u2026","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c5re71","text":"Farage should go back to cleaning Drumpf's teeth like the Plover bird does to a crocodile","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bqtyti","text":"This woman is pure evil. If there\u2019s any justice in this world she should end up behind bars. My fear is that she is being protected by numerous Prime Minister and Civil Servants. This has been going on since Blair was PM.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1czhxmd","text":"The last 14 years haven\u2019t been kind\n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"Government should take back the water companies by force.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Well I'm fucked then if two of the shortages are gonna be thyroid and epilepsy. I take thyroid hormone for under active thyroid and pregabalin (or Lyrica brand name) for fibromyalgia and Pregabalin is one drug that  if you just stop taking it or drop too much  too quickly it can royal fuck you up. I found that out the hard way when trying to lower my dosage too much too quickly cos I thought it stopped working. Not only did my pain increase ten fold but my mental really went down the toilet too. Like I was close to suicide bad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmj90n","text":"That pro-Israel lawyer was really grasping at straws lol","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bkzrtt","text":"Custard creams and a scalding hot cuppa. Get in my fucking face hole.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1btwk24","text":"I concour my friend  who is a  head nurse says there is loads of money gpimg in but just wasted .... I have opted out of the nhs of late with personal  hip.prpbelms and self funded private ....nhs took over 18 months to not even diagnose me and when they did it was wrong so for 1400 quid I had an mri amd saw the top.consultant and it was diagnosed in 3 weeks....the amount of scans and junior doctors I saw on thr nhs must of cost them 8 grand minimum and all.of it wasted money....\n Just ridiculous","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xp0l","text":"Where's the cut to VAT on energy like we were promised by the Brexiters?  Including Sunak.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bhpktw","text":"Is this the same Frank Hester that proclaimed that MP Dianne Abbott makes him hate all black women, and that she should be shot?\n\nThe same corrupt Frank Hester that gifted the tories \u00a35m a few years ago to get his first pick at lucrative NHS contracts, and has managed to profit \u00a3130m from his little \"bribe\"?\n\nThat Frank Hester?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Terrific. \n\nOn thyroid meds, adrenal steroids, migraine meds, and others for over 20 years, and about to be dxd and medicated for ADHD. \n\nI\u2019m already having to use pharmacies other than my usual GP pharmacy, and have already had trouble getting migraine and anti emetic meds. \n\nHow the f has this been allowed to happen? \n\nThey risk literally killing people with shortages of thyroid, adrenal, epilepsy meds, and other treatable conditions aren\u2019t a bundle of laughs if you can\u2019t function in any capacity without the prescribed meds to make them more bearable. \n\nAdrenal crisis will land people in hospital. Anti epileptic drug shortages will land people in hospital. Dehydration from excessive vomiting will land people in hospital. Etc.\n\nAnd that\u2019s not taking into account the difficulties with getting out of the ambulance queues at the moment.\n\nJesus.\n\nThe ramifications are horrendous.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0hcxd","text":"Awesome thanks for explaining!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp7fjm","text":"Can people stop listening to this conman? the stupid half of this country already fell for his buggest scam, don't give him more attention.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cik0vu","text":"That's absolutely terrible, no child can cause harm, not all children from a certain ethnic or possible militarised background grows up to become a soldier of war. Some people have become Nobel Peace prize winners in the past for studies in humanity.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnn6h7","text":">Otherwise the ideal thing to do wouldcvecto just movecthechouses of parliament elsewhere like Bristol. \n\nYeah I'm sure the best thing to do for the UK is to move parliament just to a different area of the already wealthy south! great idea!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b2whi8","text":"Sick, evil people","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boxsgn","text":"Yet when people DO protest about something they care about at get \"THEY'RE BLOCKING MY COMMUTE TO WORK!!!\"","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d42rxt","text":"I read the article. Jesus fucking Christ. I sincerely hope this pathetic excuse of a human gets what he deserves.\n\nI hope, really, really hope that the woman ends up being ok.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2vpu1","text":"Since I can remember that sub has been a right wing echo chamber. Everything is about immigration, everything lately relating to Palestine\/Israel has been shitting on Arabs in general. WorldNews has been similar too.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d569vw","text":"Culture clash its going to become more common sadly","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d69zbw","text":"This article is about FDI and UK\u2019s advantages in certain fields vs European countries. Why are you posting trade stats that have nothing to do with the article?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bate8h","text":"\n\n35% of male perpetrators of paedophilia we're also victims. \n\nIt's not apples to apples, but the theme of trauma exposure to trauma giver is consistent, thus fair.\n\nJust another attempt or articulating the horror. Biden wants to send Israel another $14b I read today. That's a lot of dead kids.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"I feel like they are just making shit up now, announcing it without any\u00a0real thought or intention to follow through.\n\nBasically throwing anything at the \u201celection\u201d wall to see what sticks.\u00a0\n\nDon\u2019t believe a word they say.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"A lot of hippies were always selfish twonks who moaned about the postwar welfare state (which did far more than they ever did to improve people's lives) while simultaneously being just as big a crowd of stooges and grifters as the people they criticised","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cq4ev3","text":"All their fault, is it? \n\nNot the fault of lazy chavs who don\u2019t want to work? Have you seen the state of some people these days? \n\nHow TF does a little political party change millions of people like that? Give them more money, yeah? ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn6qcr","text":"Pathetic article from a soulless husk of a person. Politics has always been a part of sport. \n\nAnd by definition, a national football team is representing and controlled by a political entity\/system , whether they like it or not. \n\nI don\u2019t particularly care about the flag thing but people are entitled to complain. It won\u2019t achieve anything but people shouldn\u2019t be forced just to suffer in silence. No one has organised a hate march against Nike. \n\nHis comment on \u201caccording to kit manufacturers Nike, all that the flag is intended to symbolise is \u201cunity.\u201d Was most laughable to me. \n\nWhatever Nike say, we have to take as gospel. I bit like when all the moronic footballers used to take the knee and insist it has nothing to do with BLM.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyq5o9","text":"Well i cant say im not suprised. Why would anybody take the risk? Ive seen people walking those beasts and they have primary school age kids with them and it makes me feel sick thinking that those parents are clearly putting them at risk of a horrific life altering attack, and thats if theyre lucky enough to survive. The law should go further than just banning them and muzzling them, it should be a criminal offence carrying a prison sentance to allow one to be in the prescence of children. I have no sympathy for adults like the lady in the OP's article, if youre stupid enough to own one then that is entirely on you, but if you are bringing one into your home and you have kids, you clearly arent bothered about the welfare of children in your care.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb3vk3","text":"Ok, regardless of Femi's theory here, England categorically does *not* deserve a day off for St. Georges day and this is why:\n\nPart of Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto in 2017 was explicitly to give the UK 4 additional bank Holidays, one for each nations patron saint.\n\nNow, whatever your opinion on corbyn's various other policies, to my mind refusing to vote for 4 extra days off is the stupidest decision ever. Ergo, no, we don't deserve that day.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chm685","text":"Do you mean to tell me, that under 18s are looking at pornography. That Porn sites don't bother to check whether someone is adult and that boys are becoming addicted to porn 4 years before they ever have sex. \n\nI for one, am shocked!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3a7po","text":"The roofer has been working from home too I take it?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d6aqxo","text":"People have been stuffing boxes full of Labour votes! How can this be? - Tory\/Reform 05\/07\/24. [Then they start the PR campaign.]","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1q9p0","text":"Absolutely spot on. The slaughter is directly the responsibility of the Labour Party. They must dedicate their entire focus on putting right this terrible war they've caused in the Middle East and in no way think about what's happening in the UK. \n\nSeriously, these posts really fucking piss me off.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4xckp","text":"What a selfish bitch, I\u2019m so sick of how entitled these waspi women are. The only people they have to blame for this is themselves, apparently personal responsibility doesn\u2019t exist in their world. The only person responsible for someone\u2019s financial planning is themselves. If they want to go back to gender inequality maybe we should strip their right to vote as well.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chjdl2","text":"In general I find the South has nicer towns and the North has nicer scenery. (Everywhere has nice villages)\n\nYou find pockets of \"Southern\" type towns\/cities in the north like York or Chester or Harrogate but they're not the standard, whereas in the South you find towns like that all over the place.\n\nMeanwhile in the South you find pockets of \"northern\" scenery like Dartmoor or Exmoor but again that's not the standard type of landscape in the South. Whereas that type of scenery is all across the North.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bemjda","text":"If you say anything women don't like, they will have you thrown in prison. Must be nice to have the privelege to issue false accusations with impunity. \n\nWho's the oppressed group? The ones with the power to imprison anyone who displeases you or the ones being silenced and imprisoned?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l0pg","text":">This is never going to be \u201cfront and centre\u201d of the July GE. Starmer knows it\u2019s divisive and he\u2019d alienate many of the votes he\u2019s keen to capture\n\nAnd yet, he was one of the main people who pushed for a \"peoples vote\" to be included in the Labour 2019 manifesto.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bifwdp","text":"25 years I've been driving. Can't remember the roads being this bad. People will cry funding, and yes, there are issues there on council funding which is a bigger issue. But delivery vehicles are everywhere and heavy EVs are clearly taking their toll.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c02ewt","text":"There\u2019s a place in Kent called \u201cUgly\u201d, and I always joked that they had an \u201cUgly Women\u2019s Institute\u201d (they didn\u2019t: they let everyone down by calling it \u201cUgly Village Women\u2019s Institute\u201d).\n\nI wonder if that village in Sussex went ahead and shamelessly had a \u201cLoose Bottom Women\u2019s Institute\u201d?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d38fpx","text":"They are both truly awful, James Whale likes to shout people down ,and never listens .\nHis sidekick job as far as I can see is to fawn over every word James says.\nA paid sychophant  who contributes nothing to the world.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chz835","text":"The city isn't great, but the county is lovely.  Near me we have some cool places like Bradgate Park, the Outwoods, Beacon Hill and some nice little villages like Quorn and Barrrow upon Soar.  Lots of green space and independent shops etc.  I'm from somewhere else but I've been living in Leicestershire for 10 years and I can't see myself leaving. \n\n(edited for words and flow)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ysl2","text":"I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason as to why they've not done this in any of their 14 years in power...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bj9hi3","text":"This is fucking disgusting. It is a genocide and off the scale wrong. I can't believe our elected leader dickhead Sunak tells the world that the UK stands with Israel.  No we fucking don't sunshine. Fuck you Sunak and fuck all the Zionist","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"Water was all nationalised before Brexit","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4d0pl","text":"We're starting to get the fentanyl zombie problem too. I don't want London to go the same way as major American cities.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1j2s0","text":"Then the kids have nothing to worry about considering we can't send the illegal economic migrants there anyway","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d2vpu1","text":"I got kicked out for saying \"eat the rich\" then I told the slimy, shit eating mod to stick his sub up his arse the snivelling little cunt.\n\nI still smile when I think of his reaction ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"Should just be a publicly owned utility. This country (England, long live public Scottish water) being one of the few in the developed world to have completely privatised water and sewerage is completely mad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Both parties are fucking useless let's be honest, dismantle parliament.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"This was because parents were doing their normal shop and then offering the vouchers at the end once everything had been scanned. It was just a reminder because people forgot and it was causing problems. In no way was it put up because people went in with vouchers and spent it all on alcohol. \n\nIn any case this was a covid measure and only lasted a year, so it\u2019s way old news. Meal vouchers to spend in supermarkets don\u2019t exist any more. \n\nThis is daily mail level manipulation and anyone falling for it needs to give their head a wobble. OP has an agenda which is hateful and doesn\u2019t reflect reality at all. \n\nQuite a few schools pooled the meals vouchers and bought in bulk to make up food packages, so that parents got more stuff than they would have got individually. \n\nPersonally I think it\u2019s disgraceful that schools are practically the only safety net that kids have regarding nutrition, domestic violence and mental health.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c83gob","text":"It's not a democracy as there are no politicians or parties that care about the country, its people or the democratic process.\n\nLiterally every single serving MP is a career politician that supports corruption and the status quo to improve their own career.\n\nIf the UK was a democracy, political parties would listen to the people and stick to the manifestos that got them voted in. This never happens.\n\nIf you waste your time on politics, you are pissing into the wind as no one is listening and nobody in the government cares.\n\nIf you support any political party, you are my direct enemy as you are enabling people who are trying to make my life worse.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy36vt","text":"Attacking Labour shows he is still missing the point. He's not yet proven what he _can_ do for Britain. How is he going to fix the problems we have? If his election strategy is to simply attack the opposition, he's already lost,","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zxng","text":"I think it's time the whip was removed and followed by an expulsion. She's literally the biggest vote winner for the tories now. This morning Hunt defended the record debt, poor services, huge tax bill and NHS problems with \"well Starmer can't deal with Abbott, so how can he run the country?\" to which the presenters nodded with agreement.\n\nLike lancing a boil, it's best to do it in one go and be done. It's better to lose one or two seats in London (although the local support is vastly overstated) than lose 150+ nationwide.\n\nAll the policies on tax and NHS are being drowned out by someone realising their time on the gravy train is over","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1buj9lv","text":"\u201cHis mother died\u201d was the wording I would use.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d45m83","text":"Labour centralists reunited with the SDP sounds great to me - yes please. \n\nHonestly, if the left think they can win elections then perhaps it\u2019s time for them to move on and create their own version of Reform *and prove it*. Who knows they might even have some actual influence like the Brexit party did.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ttox","text":"Disgusting hag","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"To be honest this just about sums up Boris Johnson, unreliable, useless and a complete waste of time","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ay3ju2","text":"Well said ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbnjwv","text":"I\u2019m with you there. It must be soul destroying to be surrounded by total strangers all the time.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bk1b4f","text":"Quicksand or drowning in the Thames, it is imperative we *do not make a scene!*","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5fw9r","text":"Like the sticker is a notable contribution to the environmental issues presented by eating avocado in the UK.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b0wddz","text":"How the UK are currently complicit in a genocide and never know how to stick their beak out of other people's countries is a major issue I'd say.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cgvkaj","text":"Depending on how far back you're thinking of you're going to need a good few more hired swords once you reach a certain stage of the journey. Might be easier to take ship across the Mare Nostrum and avoid the Balkans and Asia Minor altogether.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d69hhx","text":"Is Joe Lycett still feeding news outlets those false stories?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdssjg","text":"The idea for cube squash seems a little weird, especially with no concept on it.\n\nThe only possible way I could see it working is like OXO cubes, but that requires hot water.\n\nIf it's a condensed cube of powder with all the necessary additives, then that's just Pre-Workout and Gamer Fuel without the caffeine.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb0zq6","text":"By design and it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse.\n\nBig corporations and banks will be adding to their portfolio and in the 10 - 20 years only the rich will be homeowners whereas the peasants will be renting forever.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d679qy","text":"Maybe if we as a developed country had access to cheap energy so we could heat our homes efficiently?\n\nI'm sure more would be tempted by heat pumps if electricity was cheaper than gas for example.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csfnv2","text":"It's ultimately OUR fault, THE PEOPLE have allowed this to happen.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3i3mt","text":"Lost count of the number of times i've said how the Tories control so much media at the moment, this total non story was across tv.radio and media as if she was a master criminal serial killer for DAYS AND DAYS and yet here we are, not a mention of this anywhere on the Mails website NOTHING. SCUM can't wait to be rid of them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0hcxd","text":"Okay cool thanks for explaining!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3cfw6","text":"They\u2019re after our fish! Don\u2019t worry, Jeremy Clarkson will be standing on Tower Bridge wearing a custom made Union flag suit, brandishing a pint of hawkstones in his left hand and a narwhal tusk in his right, he\u2019ll give them a good seeing to","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1chjdl2","text":"Northern water is the nectar of the gods, compared to southern. You can almost feel like you can breath better, physically and emotionally. \n\nSouthern cities has always felt like visiting the centre of the nest, busy and efficient (mostly), compared to the more sleepy and calm north.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bthc64","text":"Did you not understand the word \"off\" or the word \"fuck\"?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cyijqb","text":"That would probably be a good idea, to be honest.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5hfr0","text":"Especially with the trump and garage comments. Both twats that should be deplaneted","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ysl2","text":"Every tory that resides in this country, can get fucked.. Utter  duplicitous, degenerative, economic vampiric criminals. Good riddance to the shit stain party that is the Tories.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"Totally did it on purpose because he is an attention seeking narcissistic cunt","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cx515f","text":"***Housebuilders:*** We've built these houses with excellent insulation for the winter.\n\n***UK public:*** So they've got air-con for the summer?\n\n***Housebuilders:*** ......","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bp56fu","text":"I like to imagine you comment on a variety of subjects while flexing your knowledge of the british road network","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3hdw7","text":"Fortunately, mine is this year. The issue is that the govt offering is shit. Nobody in power wants to give up their money or power. Where are you?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmdx4t","text":"I wasn't born here (England) and love it. Like everywhere it's got good and bad bits, but I love this country. I love its history, its people, the culture, the humour. Almost everything about it. I think Englanders should be proud of who we are and celebrate on St George's day. Sure we make jokes about ourselves, and we don't mind others making jokes about us. We are tolerant of all people (even the French).\n\nDon't confuse our self-deprecating humour with hate. A lot of people do say they hate the country, but then I think that person would probably hate any place they found themselves. If you hate it so much, just go on, go, walk out the door\nTurn around now\nYou're not welcome anymore","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3yn7z","text":"Very sad news. Weather was pretty poor the last couple of days. When I watched this on the news last evening and my first thoughts were they were dead. God what a way to go.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c807rf","text":"Tolkein loved the Malvern Hills. Stand on top of the Worcestershire Beacon, and look out towards Herefordshire. Its about as close, I think, as you can get to what he imagined as the Shire","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1pqka","text":"Exactly, we need a leader who can lead. \n\nHiding from tough questions isn\u2019t leadership and indicates that his stance on any subject is selected by the media team.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1blwc70","text":"That's not our flag! get it off.  The cross should be red. and the background white.\n\npeople are acting like If our flags have no meaning these days, which basically Insults the nation we all live in.\n\nwhat have we done to our society for this to even become a possibility? WW1 & WW2 Vets did not die for the type of society that we have made England become today, we have not made things better, we have just gone backwards in some ways.\n\nWho ever did this has wronged all of us.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5u00b","text":"That's because they have closed so many units and places they went on to from hospital, not getting the mental health support in hospital but not getting the well enough to go home \nIts way way worse than you can ever imagine,really ill people with no place to go with weeks wait for one place 200miles away","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0cxo0","text":"Where's Maggie Thatcher?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1czhxmd","text":"Why is this in dollars?  How the hell is that British?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxehqx","text":"She'd look right at home with a black peaked cap, an eye patch and a cigarette in a very long holder.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5x3ph","text":"Seems we\u2019ve got the American brain rot where everyone sees themselves as becoming \u201cthe rich\u201d. \n\nNo one wants to tax your piddling little salary. What needs taxing are the rich - the actual rich. The type of rich where your tax rate is 0% because your legal team gives you specific instructions about which loopholes to squeeze through and which offshore tax haven to use.\n\nWe don\u2019t have a trickle down economy - we have a vacuum up economy. The rich get perpetually richer, the money isn\u2019t being cycled, it\u2019s being hoarded. Unless that stops then we can expect nothing but the poor becoming poorer and the rich getting richer.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5k060","text":"There is a bit of butt hurt going on there","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1btl5lf","text":"There doesn't seem to be much 'indiscriminate killing' going on in this particular case...it was deliberate, targetted and they used murder and slaughter as a means to deter other actual Human beings from trying to help those poor people being systematically slaughtered in Gaza.\n\nNot indiscriminate at all.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9w6um","text":"Plenty of crap already turned up before she died, apparently nobody cared all that much.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp7fjm","text":"It amazes me that people still listen to Nigel Garage spewing bullshit constantly.\nWhy is his opinion relevant?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ls0c","text":"Doesn't have to be the BBC. There are dozens of free to air TV channels these days. It's not 1982 anymore.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cpkok5","text":"My sister in law paid quite a bit of money to go on a cruise around the Fjords and to see the Northern Lights around 6 months ago. Meanwhile I stepped out into the garden ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"Yeah, not buying this horse shit I'm afraid. \n\nTime for the Tories to fuck off. They've run the country into the ground over the last 14 years. \n\nMakes me laugh that they think people haven't forgotten about the abysmal response to COVID and partying in 10 downing street, when anyone else would have been arrested for doing the same, letting companies pump raw sewage into lakes and rivers. \n\nEnough is enough.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d177uh","text":"Farage's concept of British values is being white and drinking pints of beer in a pub, so he's technically not wrong.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d6ayh9","text":"Makes me very angry. Few people know, fewer people care, about the abuse of attempts to maintain a healthy marine environment.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d55td2","text":"If this was a homophobic attack surely it would be all over the news?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cz78fd","text":"Bojo is high","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3dwhv","text":"But they'll keep putting council tax up I'm sure, whilst not averting homelessness (which are probably partly caused by people falling behind on rent due to rising bills, including rising council taxes).\n\nSo much for the Tory tax cuts. Council tax is regressive and needs overhauling.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ybzr","text":"His stupid little face is so off putting. Really ruins my day. How long until he is gone?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d490fz","text":"Me and my partner went to this last weekend it was absolutely woeful the both of us couldn\u2019t believe how we had just basically burned \u00a335 i think it was for the two tickets, don\u2019t go near this if you\u2019re a fan of lego, go to Brickfest (different to Brickfest LIVE) instead its a different event and way better, Brickfest LIVE literally tries to con people into getting tickets off the back of that event instead\n\nEDIT: my wifes just made me aware they\u2019ve even took down their site after this \n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3lvmd","text":"The real cancer on this country is men like him","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4hrho","text":"Simply need a handful of Whitehall nerds to skim read the 100 largest rejections of onshore wind and solar projects in Tory held seats, and if there\u2019s not a significant reason to have blocked them like outstanding area of beauty, or shit like that, overrule them on national security grounds.\n\nThen have Starmer saying every time he\u2019s asked \u2018it\u2019s either this, or risk another cost of living crisis\u2019","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3uw8v","text":"Nice try , Boris Johnson. We love our NHS, it just struggles to keep up with cunts like you. Fortunately, you\u2019ve got private healthcare right? Right?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3nyx5","text":"Update: bodies have been found :( How unspeakably terrible :( \n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bcsw5d","text":"That's prince Andrew right? Why would they photos...... OH I think I understand now","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1blwc70","text":"The flag itself isn't offensive but I think its rude to change the national flag of a country. Likewise, I think people would be pissed if the 3 lions badge became a Lion with x3 after it. \nSomething you just don't touch.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"thats a fucking hallway","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c7flab","text":"Such backwards ideas do not need encouraged. Extremism is a reaction to suppressive regimes, religious ideology is not required to explain it, nor should it be encouraged as a means to justify it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35qlg","text":"Needless story to have dragged into the election, party is rumoured to have sat on this for months too.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"Okay I was genuinely confused because the article conflates UK political terminology and USA terminology in weird ways.  \n\n\nUK Republicans (Oh hey fuck that's me I'm an anti-royalist... but I sure as hell don't support Donald trump why would other republicans do that usually were more socially progressive.)  \n\n\nUK conservatives (No that's the opposite of a republican here in the UK.)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3uw8v","text":"Tell me then, how you're going to reform the NHS","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d38sr1","text":"Fucking shameful. Praying a Labour government stops it in its tracks.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6a0cd","text":"I would take this near my own town, rather than hundreds of new homes. It would also be fun seeing it built. Looking at the youtube videos, I get the feeling that response so far has been positive.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"Lol who would guess an unelected fraud would suck as prime minister!!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d52e00","text":"Aha, yes, first thing that came to my mind, big train!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cgzte4","text":"Please have a read of 'declassified'.\nIt uncovers a lot of heinous crimes that the UK has committed. Things you wouldn't see publicised in a general newspaper.\n\nI wish people would stop blindly believing newspapers and those in power.\nThey want us to turn on each other so that we ignore the real issues.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b31ea8","text":"My heart bleeds reading this","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d45m83","text":"Immediately knew we\u2019d see the word \u201cIslamophobia\u201d. \n\nThis is the environment people like her have created. She\u2019s been accused of Antisemitism for the tweets she\u2019s liked which I agree is soft, but this is the consequence of endlessly accusing people of different cultures and\/or religions of racism or whatever phobia should they disagree.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chz835","text":"Grey, depressing, endless concrete but there is a country side if you can find it. Getting access to it though, without a farmer chasing you is another matter. Theres not much to attract people other than the university's. If it wasn't for them I don't think anyone would go to Leicester. No one really goes there on purpose. There is a space museum but its pretty meh. Thats probably the best description of the place, meh. \n\nLately its being over run by immigrants, you'll find muslim preachers in the city center trying to convert people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdru52","text":"Ah of course. Sunak thinks Prime Minister's Questions is where he gets to ask questions instead of answer them. Someone should inform him before I slap the bastard.\n\n\" ANSWER  A  GOD  DAMNED  QUESTION\"","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3mdfk","text":"This Benjamin twat really is the kiss of death to any political movement he involves himself with, isn't he?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d601rh","text":"Heroin dealers provide a much needed service for heroin addicts though....unlike Jonathan Gullis who provides nothing of value to anyone, apart from perhaps JCB.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b2ztw8","text":"That's basically the whole mentality. ''Yeah we do stuff of nightmares, but its a magical moment in our country''","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d69hhx","text":"I've seen them go from \u00a31 to \u00a32.50 in the space of two years. The amount of stuff that has tripled in price for no other reason than \"Well we can get away with it since everyone else is doing it\" is insane.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x3ph","text":"Seems we\u2019ve got the American brain rot where everyone sees themselves as becoming \u201cthe rich\u201d. \n\nNo one wants to tax your piddling little salary. What needs taxing are the rich - the actual rich. The type of rich where your tax rate is 0% because your legal team gives you specific instructions about which loopholes to squeeze through and which offshore tax haven to use.\n\nWe don\u2019t have a trickle down economy - we have a vacuum up economy. The rich get perpetually richer, the money isn\u2019t being cycled, it\u2019s being hoarded. Unless that stops then we can expect nothing but the poor becoming poorer and the rich getting richer.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cn4u7j","text":"Oh you thought they were actually escaping their own country and not just trying to get free handouts from ours. Cute !","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cbusni","text":"I knew exactly what we were dealing with. The UK treated them as if they were little wounded teddy bears and not full on Far Right Nazis. Should be interesting when the war ends and many want to live here.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Talk lately of conscription, having a store of food and water, and now drug shortages. I wonder if the writing on the wall to those in charge is that shits really going south and soon.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bzzvtn","text":"Yeah but a Freddo is \u00a3750\n\nAnd we still don\u2019t know who LOD **H** is.\n\nAnd every baby born is legally owned by the Amazon\/Disney\/ Nestle\/ Blackrock conglomerate.\n\nBut at least is sunnier, above ground that is, so I\u2019m told, only another few years or decades, they say, before the nuclear radiation fades away. Still, mustn\u2019t grumble.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c5hfxg","text":"Why did the \u201cconservative\u201d government pay this family \u00a3150,000 of taxpayer funds to bring this kind of frivolous lawsuit?\n\nConservatives should be voted out forever and completely unemployable after what they have done","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cv8hgk","text":"Deranged and brainwashed","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4sb4p","text":"So, the way I see it, the way we are building at the moment is just ludicrous! We are forcing more and more housing into towns and villages that have completely unsuitable infrastructure. When we build, we need to do it properly. Build where people need it, build sustainable, appropriate, housing and build the supporting services with it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2ztw8","text":"You know what? Fuck Helen mirren. What a cunt .","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cijl06","text":"I enjoy how Thomas is an 80 year old Tiger 2 but still hanging around with far more modern machinery. \n\nGood on you Thomas. Age isn\u2019t a barrier.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnn6h7","text":"Why do people care where the Houses of Parliament are? Every area has their own MPs, what difference does it make if the main meeting room (which they seldom go to anyway) is in London? For the sheer amount of money it would cost to rebuild a Parliament building somewhere else I'd much rather they spent that on other things that are actually needed.\n\nIf anything, you need to look at countries like Germany that have their government buildings in Berlin but the finance district in Frankfurt and services more evenly spread out across the country. Also got to remember other countries like even the US have their major metropolises in different locations from the government buildings and DC isn't really a main focus like that, same as Ottawa in Canada or Canberra in Australia.\n\nThere's far more to it than could be in a simple Reddit comment but the need is to move more services and industries to the other parts of the country, not government, but sadly the infrastructure projects that might have allowed that to happen have been shelved by over a decade of selfish incompetence in government.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ch1318","text":"Its hilarious that Ireland now wants the UK to police the flow of migrants across the non existent border that they insisted didn't exist. \n\nGo do one !\n\nIf Ireland don't want to become a refugee camp, then send them back to France on those ferries the EU promised Ireland to get around the EU no deal Brexit blockade which Ireland supported.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"Oh honey he doesn\u2019t hate you, he just enjoys exploiting you for the benefit of an aging population that sees no concerns in destroying the livability of this this world in the next 20 years","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"They're the same type that say they live in London but really it's somewhere shit like Bromley.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"Honestly, got cars outside our bedroom windows, children go to school in cars to play in a playground near a road and then get driven home.\nWe've got private jets and politicians or royals taking flights a short train could manage, and finally a runaway dependency on plastics.\n\n\nBut if you want to burn wood for warmth, comfort, and auld Lang syne then fuck you.\n\n\nGet a grip and subsidise buses\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bqqrsv","text":"UK gov..\n\n \"cannabis has no medicinal uses\"... \"illegal drugs are the cause of crime\"... \n\n\nFormer pms husbands (and others in gov)investment company, the biggest investor in sativex\/medicinal cannabis.\n\n\nConflicts of interests?\n\nRaw cannabis Is evil and wrong.. \nBut medical cannabis (that 'we' have a financial stake in is good... \n\nHypocritical cunts..","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c8ssun","text":"And as Jews move to Israel left wing idiots take to the streets holding signs about a river and a sea they have no idea about, standing next to Islamists screaming look at all those colonialist white Jews. \n\nNon Jews like me need to start speaking up about what we\u2019re seeing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"The damage has already been done. \n\nJust take a look at the ONS data on ethnicity of various places then take a look at school students with English as second language. \n\n\"But why is this a problem, are you just raciiiist?!?!\" \n\nWould anybody be this flippent if it was an ethnic minority this was happening to? In a couple of generations the English will no longer be a majority in their own nation. \n\nI sometimes think that it's a kind of sick revenge against the British for empire, England and it's people must die for their great great grandfathers sins","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3grdf","text":"A man who has tried and failed 7 times to become an MP is open to a conversation with a political party who will be lucky to make it to 2025 with more than 7 seats. Match made in incompetent heaven.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cbgc15","text":"it's not fear of racism, its apathy. a lot of people just don't give a shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3c1qu","text":"They have some great music but they're BORING in concert and now we know that their politics suck\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b5iodf","text":"How is this a non-story? A shop will bow to the whims of an off duty police officer in restricting people buying basic products in case they might be used for a protest. This is actual fascism.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"I\u2019m all for increasing the quality of air and for using renewables, but that doesn\u2019t always work for people in rural areas. \n\nIt can get pretty cold in winter, and rural areas often suffer worse not only from snow, but also power cuts. Sometimes cuts can last as long as three days. We often have elderly relatives with us over winter, and we have elderly neighbours. With a wood stove we can keep the house warm, and we use gas to cook because it means we can have hot food if the power fails. If it was all electric, we\u2019d be freezing cold with not hot food, which isn\u2019t a sacrifice we should be making for some minor change in the air quality of urban areas.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6aqxo","text":"As long as they contain the required imprint then it's not illegal. Arsey, yes. But not actually illegal.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyok46","text":"He just ends up looking like a wet rat","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3eajh","text":"Bold of you to assume that these regulations are observed consistently.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5k5xh","text":"Yep, chlamydia is very much bacterial\u2026this is hilarious on so many levels.\n\nThis whole thing is a mess. The article keeps talking about viruses at a cellular level, which is a pretty nonsensical statement (viruses don\u2019t have cells). And then she calls herself Miss ViRos, but half of the things she paints are bacteria\u2026","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bq6tfs","text":"Don't worry everyone, the money is safe!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"Bollocks to you Tory Stooge.\n14 years of undelivered promises and corrupt and inept administrations. These criminal fucks are going down and will be annihilated. I'll watch with glee mf. \n@Conservatives #Proroguers #JailCummings #PPEWastage  #LateLockdown #ToryLies #ToryIncompetence #ToryCorruption #ToryBrexit #TorySleaze","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"How is it that a company with so much debt is capable of paying out dividends to shareholders?\n\nSurely there is no money to hand out if they can't pay their creditors.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cd5kfn","text":"She thinks we don't have spice? We had the British Empire so food available already has an abundance of multicultural influence that take it beyond bland. It may not be British in name, but tasty food is a very real part of our culture and has been so for hundreds of years. Comments on our cuisene are nothing but a shallow steryotype.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bguyf4","text":"Thank you for making me crack up today, democracy at its finest.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cjc4ta","text":">Zimbabwean Ashley Simbarashe Maparura, 34, was before Northampton Crown Court this week on weapons charges, where it was revealed that **he was recently granted leave to remain** in the UK despite the horrifying list of offences he has admitted to.\n\nClown country gonna clown. \n\nRecord legal\/illegal migration under the so-called \u201cfar right\u201d party and our only alternatives are Neo-Blairites or open border Greens. British \u201cdemocracy\u201d in a nutshell.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bqsr48","text":"The whole concept of \u201chate speech\u201d is Orwellian and goes against the very tenets of liberalism, unless someone is making direct threats then they should not be prosecuted in any way for what they say, not only is it morally wrong to criminalise speech, but it is also foolish from an intellectual and humanitarian standpoint, ideas should be fought with ideas, that is the cornerstone of a liberal democracy and it\u2019s the best way we can help people change, its using a carrot rather than a stick.  Who decides what is considered hateful, politicians with their own agendas who are bought and paid for, a corrupt, unaccountable and unelected civil service, or strange pressure groups that are bank-rolled by big business and shady individuals. That is a very slippery slope to descend, their have been cases where comedians and writers have been prosecuted for simply making a joke or publishing a work, their was a case recently were a man was arrested for placing stickers on lamp posts, again regardless as to how distasteful you find their statements and views, it\u2019s morally objectionable that people should be thrown in prison for simply opening their mouths and expressing an opinion. The most successful country on earth, the USA doesn\u2019t seem to be doing too badly with their guaranteed 1st amendment rights, we\u2019re increasingly seeing western \u201cdemocracies\u201d become more and more like 1984 as politicians try to cover their own failings with questionable legislation rather than address problems of their own making, I wouldn\u2019t be surprised if parliament rename themselves big brother HQ soon!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"I used to work in a shop next to a post office.\n\nMonday morning 9am we always had a rush.\n\nPeople collected their benefits and then spent the lot on booze and fags.\n\nTheir kids only got fed at school or at the table of other families.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b31ea8","text":"Ooh but you can\u2019t call it nazi like conduct even though it\u2019s fits the definition perfectly","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9w6um","text":"Everyone should make sure and react negatively. This country, its traditions and the people immortalised in things like (ugh) statues are of course anachronistic, reactionary, elitist and probably racist and sexist.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bh394u","text":"I\u2019m sorry but a crime is a crime irrespective of the motives. All it says is that if you\u2019re a white guy beating in a black guy, make sure you say absolutely nothing while you\u2019re beating the guy black and blue, because that some how makes it better?   \n\nHate crimes are nonsensical.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ua2s","text":"It's because it includes payments from private pensions too. Pensions are basically treated as normal income taxable income.\n\nPersonally I think it's absolutely insane this is even being discussed. What should be happening is that income tax bands move upwards specifically to benefit people who are cash poor.\n\nThe reasons why removing this tax is insane:\n- It primarily benefits wealthy pensioners. It's a massive gaping hole through which cash rich people will funnel money if they can just take gigantic tax free pension payments in year 1 of their retirement\n- shifts even more tax burden to young people, who provably have higher living expenses (rent, transport, student loans) than most all pensioners.\n- Young people probably won't get the same deal as pension age gets yanked out of reach.\n\nWe really don't need policies giving loads of cash to wealthy old people who don't contribute to productivity.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c7u8y3","text":"Should've gone with British Union of Kebabs","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3a7po","text":"(If any Manchester United staff see this, please do not make a [statutory flexible working request]( which MUFC must accept unless it is for [predetermined reasons]( and if they do not accept, do not give a satisfactory reason and\/or fire you or treat you worse because of the request, then definitely do not [appeal ]( take them to an employment tribunal. Also, whatever you do, definitely do NOT look at the ACAS [Flexible Working Guidance]( or [Flexible Working Code of Practice](","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1czorb4","text":"WHEYYYY STOP THE BOATS IIIIIIRROOOONS","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5yr56","text":"This just shows it's time to outlaw football. Compared to the arrests at most matches, which nutters rant about banning, these are astronomically higher.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c7ss1u","text":"very true lol they are but just to keep me going as long as possible, the end is nigh ...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d39ni2","text":"\u201cGet a grip\u201d\n\nThat\u2019ll teach \u2018em!\n\nThis fucking country ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4z7k4","text":"I work in childhood cancer research and we've known for decades that this would be the way forward. Making such vaccines is very hard, however. What I'd be most interested in seeing the data of the short and long-term side effects of the vaccines. Current immunotherapies can be very lethal so hopefully this is a big kinder to the patient.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"The problem with Boris is that he has always engaged in the persona of, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.\n\nThis kind of person should have never had the opportunity to run for higher office. Unfortunately as he's a good liar, people thought he'd be a laugh because he's like them.\n\nHe's just a complete mess and has never ever had to face the consequences of his actions, so he continues to behave like a twat and always will do.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2ztw8","text":"\"encouraging\" What? She said \"I witnessed things that were wrong\"... Do you tell people they are wrong as a form of encouragement?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d431mo","text":"Why in the article have they written it \"innocent victim\" in quotation marks. Of course she's innocent she's 9. Is it just me or does that not appear right.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd5sd1","text":"Wish they would make chocolate hob nobs that big ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdu09m","text":"Not really either. And I'm convinced it was ever actually anything to do with it. Bonfires at that time of year go back way before Guy Fawkes was born. At the time they were banning anything that wasn't a Christian practice. So something that had pagan roots was a big no no. I believe people claimed that they were celebrating the plot being discovered as an excuse to carry on having bonfire parties. As in no officer we are good Christians who just love our king we are definitely not pagans or anything like that (as they toss a ritual sacrifice on the fire).","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ch1318","text":"I could never understand why a potential new border was being blamed on the UK. It's the EU that requires its members to have borders with non-members. So if a border went up, it would've been Ireland putting it up, not the UK. The UK, being free from EU rules, wouldn't have to follow them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d39k8g","text":"Yeah the small boats are the problem \/s\n\nNot our foreign policy, not our collapsing infastructure, not our arse backwards bottom up economy, not our lack of industry, not our ability to plan more than a couple of years into the future (its all short-term plans that get dropped by the next government, or reacting to crisis rather than planning to mitigate potential ones) because of our gimped political system, nah, its the small boats that are the issue \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5jecs","text":"What do we want?\n\nChange!\n\nWhen do we want it?\n\nAt a glacial, incremental pace!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d691xq","text":"I have never been more thankful that r\/unitedkingdom doesn't represent the general populace. What a heartless, disgusting, racist fucking shithole this sub has become.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"Low IQ\u2026.fail to understand what\u2019s going on\u2026.blame Brexit\u2026. or the immigrants!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bibzz6","text":"It\u2019s ridiculous they got rid of the squares, they were a big part of the chocolate.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1czickv","text":"BBC Headline: \n\n# \"Net migration to UK fell 10% last year, ONS says\"\n\n  \nDoes anybody else get the feeling they're trying to make us forget that we all thought net migration was too high even when it was in the 300,000s?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5a4oh","text":"Back in the good old days of common sense.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35qlg","text":"'on balance Mao did more good than harm'.\n\nDiane Abbott on Chairman Mao. \n\nLabour may actually win an election for the first time in 14 years. \n\nWe just need the ship to hold steady, don't do anything stupid, don't fuck it up. \n\nThis fanny just jumped back on board and is rocking and howling. \n\nShe doesn't give a fuck about the country, and would rather lose, again, as long as she's in the spotlight.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvmp13","text":"I\u2019d stop sending weapons used to kill my own civilians. In a triple tap after confirming routes no less. \n\nAnything short of that is political suicide for Biden.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d42rxt","text":"This is absolutely horrific and his defence was beyond insulting - having degraded his poor victim as he did, he then came up with the most ridiculous defence in order to humiliate her further. Disgusting human being and I hope he is sentenced to life - there\u2019s so many aggravating factors here.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cji78e","text":"Tick tock goes the clock on rishis  and his career ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ay1do5","text":"Mock and block.\nDon't bother spending any of your mental health reserves trying to constructively debate them. It's pointless.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3e0zz","text":"She should leave the country, go to Sudan, get citizenship there, then come back to the UK as a migrant. Then she\u2019ll be given housing and a stipend. She could easily have 12 children and not have to work.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4dlbl","text":"It's pretty shit.\n\nBeen waiting 2.5 years to see a dermatologist for psoriasis that's causing a reasonable amount of pain and functional problems.\n\nIt's looking like I'll have to wait another 1.5 years still.\n\nSo about 4 years for something that should be fairly simple.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"If you put a far lefty and a far right in front of each other, they will start calling names... What breaking news! This idiot even paid 100 pounds for the honor...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5j92a","text":"Wow, what a disgusting country America is. Shame UK is turning into it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Anyone who believes this is living in cloud cuckoo land","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1benywu","text":"Why even change the definition of extremists? It's literally just to silent their opponents. Soon protesting will make you a terrorist","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d39vor","text":"I\u2019m not a fan of the tories , or labour, or any of the parties really, yet to see a politician that is supporting the people rather than Their own interests or the interests of corporations or hedge fund lobbyists . \n\nLabour feels like the lesser of two evils after all this,  but do people forget how badly she came across when Corbyn was running ? \n\nShe is utterly incompetent , and at the moment if she gathers enough media traction.. which the tories will capitalise on , could cost labour the election . \n\nThis is the state of current politics , labour and conservative are essentially the parent name now , when there are effectively parties within the parties  that seemingly cannot work together . \n\nThis is going to turn out to be a shit show.\n\nThe press from labour and surrounding Diane Abbott has already been contradicting itself","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c2qi7x","text":"Beans 'and' toast  WTF?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3e02g","text":"The man should be dismissed. Making a mockery of the law. How much longer will we tolerate this corruption of our democracy.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bzv2q8","text":"So we'll be like a pub lasagne? Parts ice cold somrle parts too hot.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cn4u7j","text":"If the country had been a little less turbulent, I reckon she would have done a pretty good job.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d22unl","text":"If by some miracle they win, they\u2019ll just say it was the Duke of Edinburgh award extension, and leave it at that.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d2xgmo","text":"Last time they were in power the NHS waiting lists were the lowest on record, the national debt was the lowest since WW2, there were tens of thousands more doctors, nurses and teachers, they introduced minimum wage, they introduced devolution. These are just some things I can think of now. \n\n\nSo yeah, they did a pretty good job. Certainly not perfect but definitely better than what we have seen the last 14 years.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3hlsq","text":"A public waste offence has definitely been committed here - the council wasting public funds and everyone's time.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bkz05q","text":"Reddit suggested to me the gbnews official sub. This sub is full of fragile white redditors crying how the world is ending because their neighbours are not 100% ethnically white European with blue eyes. So get a fucking grip you whinny losers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0fla3","text":"Since when has it been acceptable to rip clothing off of any woman\u2026 someone punch the cunt in the face and see if he does this shit again","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1covsn0","text":"Had this happen the other day when I was in Tiptree spoons and a series of tuts and eye rolls when I walked up to the bar.\n\nLike... its a fucking bar?? Why are you queuing like its poxy post office","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ch4w16","text":"Zionist terrorists killled about 750 British servicemen, many Palestinian policemen and civilians, many of those terrorists later became high ranking members of the Israeli government.\n\n\nWhat is happening all over the world is that history, or a warped view of it, is no longer being taught in schools and I'm a firm believer that those who don't learn from the mistakes of history will be doomed to repeat them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"It\u2019s criminal that it was a water company made for profit! Scottish water absolutely embarrasses England. Makes me feels soo patriotic.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5fw9r","text":"That\u2019s it, we\u2019ll never afford a house now if they\u2019re lasering avocados.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d47cc5","text":"I\u2019d like to point out that this party would disappear overnight if Labour or the Conservatives actually got immigration numbers down to sane levels and sorted the illegal immigration problem.\n\nIt only exists because of the mainstream parties ignoring the issue and letting it get worse.\n\nThe left has abandoned normal Brits on this issue, which is forcing them to look to the right for an answer.\n\nThe sole reason the right is growing in mainland Europe, Ireland, Canada and the US is because of the left\u2019s insane immigration stance.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyaq43","text":"Unfortunately, this may be true.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cvwflz","text":"Despite all the beauty\n\nIt\u2019s a fact that nature is still seriously declining across the UK, a country that is already one of the most nature-depleted in the world. The data show that since 1970 UK species have declined by about 19% on average, and nearly 1 in 6 species (16.1%) are now threatened with extinction.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvmp13","text":"My comments usually get shadow banned on Sky News UK. \n\nThey should be charged with complicity to war crimes. You can see on the reporters faces they know what they are saying are lies.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd3j0w","text":"Finally a joke after having such a ridiculous story shoved down our throats. Then we wonder why there are so many anti-royalists around.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"So those vouchers are completely worthless then.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by6vom","text":"Honestly, I don't care where you are from as long as you're a good human. It's great when you have somebody who comes from a different life, has a different culture AND they are nice, you can learn so much from them. I always try to get people from different countries to teach me to cook something from their place.. I have so many dishes I can whip up from doing this for other English people who have never tried that sort of food and the majority of the time it goes down well.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4qpab","text":"How have we got to 2024 and governments still don\u2019t get that prohibition doesn\u2019t work and creates more of a problem. The war on drugs for instance is just one big farce and drugs would actually be less of an issue if everything was legalised.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bospol","text":"No you wouldn't. You wouldn't care in the slightest.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0fo53","text":"I'm enjoying all the countryside photos of late!\n\nIf anyone is interested in working to make the countryside even lusher and preserving it for future generations by rewilding then you are cordially invited to r\/rewildingUK","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ktd2","text":"If this happened in the US, attorneys would be lining up to sue Topgolf. You can\u2019t (reasonably) protect people from their own stupidity, but lawyers try to prove it\u2019s the \u201cdeep pockets\u201d fault so they can make a buck. Topgolf is safe as long as people don\u2019t do stupid stuff like this.\n\nHeading to my local Topgolf right now where I\u2019ve worried about losing my balance (old guy) and falling into the net but never once worried about tumbling over it!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cruhr9","text":"Ok? That isn\u2019t even relevant here","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d177uh","text":"It\u2019s truly terrifying that this rhetoric and conspiracy is so acceptable. Just like how dangerous antisemitism is and we know how that went. It\u2019s exactly the same. ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d42rxt","text":"> I didn\u2019t do it, I love you\n\nWho did it then? Your twin?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4b2s4","text":"I think this is the line the anti-labour Media has chosen to destablise Labour amongst their own voter base. \"Keir is a right winger, hates working class and leftists\". Which makes no sense, but of course... Making sense isn't important lol. \n\nThey loved the idea of (2019) Corbyn being a \"champagne Socialist\" big city woke elite and it was only the Tories who cared about Working class. Makes no sense, but it worked. \n\nThe whole Tory in party in 2019 was purged of anyone who had the slightest anti-Brexit or anti-Johnson stance. What's going on in Labour right now is child's play compared to the Tory Civil War 2017-19. Honestly people have such short memories. Has everyone forgot how crazy it was then?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cgvkaj","text":"I used to see a lass from East Marsh. Half the street had boardered up windows with people living in them. Utter shithole it was.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpo73e","text":"This is considered hate speech and fighting talk good sir.\n\nD&B is the mutts nuts....if you can find it these days.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cimjpr","text":"So instead of making savings, they continued to spend money they didn\u2019t have, yes that sounds very responsible. Maybe if the government had continued spending, the whole country would be in the same financial mess Birmingham is in.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"Sickening","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0cxo0","text":"Going to say something controversial - but I actually felt kind of sorry for Theresa May, I don't agree with her politics but she was thrown so far under the bus by the tory party and then absolutely destroyed by the people who were nominally supposed to be her allies. And of all five of those goons - I think she was the only one who was actually \\*trying\\*.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3hs54","text":"Says a lot about the current state of the economy when even the ghosts can\u2019t be arsed.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"100% exactly why this country Infuriates me. I have to pay for all these benefits cheats and their kids, and then they money they get they spend it on booze and tags instead of food.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bs5y53","text":"Someone walking past carrying a knife planning a random stabbing - thanks, yea I am awesome.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"He doesn\u2019t hate them. It\u2019s worse than that, he doesn\u2019t care at all.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"I'm sure they won't just pass this onto the consumer with the massive price rises they're planning...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bidjw1","text":"Ah the \"alright mate\" smile.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1m9uz","text":" lord farquaad the killer of the mother bear :(","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqh07s","text":"Buying a cold coffee from the fresh food to go section feeling like a fashionista im my baggy faded joggy bottoms, oversized hoody and crackhead teeth.\n\nLike yes darlings, look at me shopping in the reduced section.\n\nWhat a yellow tag on that bad boy \"can of tinned peas, for 5p you say, well this is elegant\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cu210j","text":"They don\u2019t need more tax. They need better management of the funds. Some absolute ridiculous wastes of money. NHS is so bloated with crap systems and middle managers. Needs a reboot from bottom up","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d64og0","text":">We all be fucking\n\nI see you have forgotten you are posting on reddit where everyone is a virgin.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmdx4t","text":"I think it's our inerrant need to fit in and not seem better than everyone else. \n\nSo, saying England is a great place to live will trigger an almost primal reaction from people saying that you can't say that England is awful because of A,B,C.\n\n I just ignore those kind of people, as I don't have the energy or want to interact with them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"We're really giving this toxic piece of shit attention? REALLY!? I thought her antics were known and the news stopped giving her what she wanted?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d45m83","text":"Reminder that 2 out of the 3 NEC members who were on her panel have been given safe seats (as has Starmer\u2019s PA).\n\nPure corruption.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ciou7i","text":"Can you? I ran a  pub for years and government was *always* a hot topic. I can only assume you've never visited a pub before or are on your high horse about something.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"What a load of horseshit. Meanwhile China sends out thick plumes of shite into the atmosphere 24\/7 365 double time on a sunday, but Dennis and Mary need to not put 3 logs on. Fuck...right...off..","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1blwc70","text":"Shameful. What do you mean a country\u2019s flag is offensive? Get over yourself, absolute fucking zero. St George\u2019s cross is the English flag, not this absolute bullshit. Even if it\u2019s only for a football kit, that is not the English bloody flag, and it shouldn\u2019t be on the England football team\u2019s kit. Absolute disgrace, and Im not even a fan of football, more of a rugby girl.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1axin0y","text":"Drove from Milton Keynes to the Tunnel and down to the south of France yesterday. 15 hours of non-stop rain. Visibility was less than zero at times. Anyone know any good prayers I can offer to the sun god? ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cn4u7j","text":"Fishi Ballsak found the magic money tree didn\u2019t he? \n\nEdit\u2026 I can\u2019t type ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cqs8pn","text":"Bullshit article. If you like it, watch it. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Your sex or sexuality doesn't mean you can't enjoy\/watch shows that weren't made for your specific sex or sexuality (which is every TV programme).","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn6qcr","text":"Nike will bring all the lawyers from the seven levels of hell down on you if you mess with the swoosh by even a milimetre.\n\nLet's see them 'playfully update' it to like, a square for all their future products\/marketing and see how important they think a symbol matching what its supposed to represent is then.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbj3fp","text":"Finally, we\u2019re good at something","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4q7bh","text":"> The water can still be used to wash or flush the toilet, the firm added.\n\nOh thank goodness, it\u2019s clean enough to flush a toilet","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3c1qu","text":"Wtf this is so disappointing as a Radiohead fan :(","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyq5o9","text":"There\u2019s been a lot of people in her local community coming forward about the disgusting conditions those dogs were being kept in, I\u2019m not disregarding that a life has been lost as it\u2019s truly horrific but I can\u2019t help but think if those dogs were walked, fed and cared for rather than spending their whole lives locked in cages without any stimulation or exercise this might not have happened. The world is in a sorry state at the moment, so much sadness.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d430lz","text":"Dianne Abbot should fuck off. She's toxic to half of Labour voters and toxic to 100% of everyone else.  It's like shes a fucking tory sabateur!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cecloh","text":"Diversity is our greatest asset remember.  \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cc8cfj","text":"UK needs to sue Morocco and the areas of North Africa for the Barbary Corsair slave raiding all along the Western Coast of the British Isles and other countries on the Western seaboard of Europe.\n\n'According to Robert Davis, author of Christian Slaves, Muslim Masters,\u00a0between 1 million and 1.2 million\u00a0Europeans were captured by Barbary pirates and sold as slaves in North Africa and The Ottoman Empire between the 16th and 19th centuries.'\n\nThat doesn't include the Ottomans of course who enslaved millions of Europeans too. \n\nOf course it's ludicrous to look at it this way. The whole history of human slavery needs to be taught. Conclusion: common in most societies throughout history.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbnjwv","text":" It\u2019s Carmel Indiana\u2026 buncha rich kids there. I know someone from there and he\u2019s one of the most stuck up people I\u2019ve met.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b3dvld","text":"Kill them all.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38vhm","text":"Good!!! Fucking remind the morons who are refusing to vote Labour in July or the GTTO candidate what life will be like if they vote Green or for the \"gaza candidate\"....genuinely fuck yourself if you facilitate a tory come back & then complain that your hospital has closed or that the NHS no longer does the surgery you need","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnn7zk","text":"If you want that, the first bit of advice is not to vote Labour or conservatives, not that being on benefits is actually worth squat, but if you keep voting Labour\/conservatives nothing changes. If you do change your vote, don't vote for any posh twit or Farage and the like.\nThen you'll see real changes.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bl13y8","text":"Wrong map, the south east of the UK (around London) is heavily developed, it\u2019s very hard to stand in the countryside and not hear a car, see a road or houses except for Surrey Hills and a couple of more spots, still those places are usually crowded by people in the weekends\u2026","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by6vom","text":"I've only known one Brazilian personally and the guy was pretty awesome. Straight talking and honest, with the stereotypical open love of the female form.\n\nOutside of that, I'm a Newcastle fan and we love Bruno and Big Joe!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3lvmd","text":"What a coward picking on women !","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy7isi","text":"So, you're basically saying there ARE plenty of  'English' things to do and see in london..... Just gotta avoid the brown people. Thanks for clarifying top lad ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1awow3r","text":"Is there anything he could have done differently? Isn't the whole argument they have against him that it exposed the names of spies on active assignment? I'm wondering if he could have ever been a whistleblower without being branded an enemy of the state or if they'd always find some reason or other","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d42rxt","text":"He literally recorded himself raping her on his phone, and still has the audacity to try and act like it wasn't him?\n\nBold move cotton","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38bf7","text":"That\u2019s Bleak. Some of these people spent a career working on rescue helicopters and that\u2019s their retirement prize. The article states that fumes were exhausted into the cabin (wtf!) and that Germany rectified this issue on their aircraft. Makes you wonder about the countless other number of exposures happening in the military.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnn7zk","text":"The sooner we take control of our country again the better. My first bit of advice is to cut off their benefits, you can\u2019t have five wives and 30 children as a man working one job. We\u2019re paying for this, don\u2019t forget it","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1btwk24","text":"People in the UK are afraid to criticise the NHS, it's garbage and that is because it has been underfunded and also because it is badly run. \n\nIt really worries me as I get older having to rely on the NHS. The staff are not all angels, like any organisation you have many who cannot do their jobs and are lazy.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpkok5","text":"Just rub salt in the wounds why don\u2019t you\n\n(Spent hours trying to see it but clouds)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cfwkbf","text":"Says the man whose recent tax changes with the loopholes in the non dom tax law could save his family \u00a3250 million in UK taxes.\n","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ciqmak","text":"no no no no","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bh394u","text":"Never seems to be a hate crime or racially aggravated when it's the other way around. Never seems to make headlines either. I'm not defending the criminals by the way, there's never an excuse for 4v1 beating and humiliating someone, they're scum. Just tired of identity politics consuming all news and media","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0cxo0","text":"This assumes that in a world without Covid Boris wouldn't have found a different massive scandal to walk into.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d679qy","text":"And it's not just outside, the air quality inside of the home is terrible if you open it a couple of times to put more wood on","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38o5c","text":"yet my dad who lost job after 14 years could not even get JSA and when he did they only gave him 150 a week that only covered his fuel\/lunch he prepared at home to go for a job they asked him miles away. lovely that UK Tax payers get barely much after they worked and paid taxes.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by8lcq","text":"One of the issues with this is that the sort of poeple who would attack you are now going to up their game knowing that you could potentially harm them.\n\nInstead of a mugging by threat where you get away unharmed, they'll just wallop you from behind, or just straight up stab you for your stuff.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5k060","text":"Knock? Think they just post the card saying they tried and leave the parcel in the van.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c7chpv","text":"Doesn't this just tell us they are ripping us off? They *could* charge 10p...they just don't.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d49haf","text":"And Israel wonders why they are hated.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d38vhm","text":"They have my full support and so will the GPs later this year.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ch1318","text":"Can we not all just collectively agree to leave the ireland borders the fuck alone??\n\nDo people not realise that the IRA very well do still exist, they might not be publicly doing attacks anymore, but they are still around and waiting\n\nAnd if an incident were to happen, i doubt our current government is competent enough to be able to pull of another good friday agreement","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5mbpl","text":"Appeal to aspiration middle class?\n\nThen why is he taxing private schools? It\u2019s the aspirational middle class who are trying to send their children to private schools. Less children in private school = more people in tax funded public schools","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbea55","text":"Absolutely inhumane and nonsensical. No part of this bill makes any sense at all and won't stop people drowning in the channel. What you need is expanded safe routes for asylum seekers to enter the UK or to process asylum claims in France. The Tories blatantly don't give two fucks about human life.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d431mo","text":"Reads like an American style drive by shooting. Incredibly sad for the child and her family.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"You have a guy who is now a cirminal, and has proven before to be sexist and a racist. Yet people in the UK and US love him\n\nBizarre","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bhqah3","text":"Isn\u2019t it nice when u can go out and demonstrate at 1pm on a weekday because you\u2019re all wasters","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3zxng","text":"Just get rid of her already, she's way more trouble than she's worth and they just don't need the bad press.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bwk2tv","text":"After listening to the Behind the Bastard's on Hank Ketcham, fuck him.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnd2md","text":"The internet has ruined everything.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csd34p","text":"Quite frankly it is no surprise that the UK is a failing empire that is basically a vassal of it's former colony. [One day the UK will be American territory](","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ax7z8y","text":"Is this another \"dead cat\" to distract us from whatever the tories have fucked up again and are trying to hide?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d01a3d","text":"That was a slight misquote from Napoleon: never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Obviously he said it French.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cop1au","text":"Non-jews think I'm a wasp on first sight, but jews know I'm Jewish. I always wondered why, but I look really similar to the lower right English guy, maybe with a twist of ashkenazi. Kind of freaky to see ngl","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1coreid","text":"Out of those I only use mph, the others I have no understanding of in the slightest.\n\nAnd I only use mph because all the speed limits use it","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"The article says we live in the most cramped spaces comparative to the amount we pay compared to any advanced economy. That includes Japan where you can rent literal box rooms, but the point is that they won't cost you half your take home pay is the key point. It's very reasonable to rent a box room in Japan, where as it's extortionate in the UK.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d01a3d","text":"While you are strong appear weak and... When you are weak appear weak and have a day at home.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d0cxo0","text":"That\u2019s a tough wall. I reckon de pfeffel Johnson is probably the highest score because he was the most image obsessed, and therefore most recognisable to whoever lacks the cunning to avoid the people who do the surveys for Pointless","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d48dmh","text":"Rats and ships.\n\nOf course remember that all the tory scum who have created the state of the country are more than welcome in the Labour Party, but long time left leaning members are not.\n\nSays a lot to me.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3zhcp","text":"Bugger all information in the article, just seems like a bent copper","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Both parties are fucking useless let's be honest, dismantle parliament.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"When our political class want more money for foreign aid or hotels for refugees they appeal to our need to uphold our \"international reputation.\" Of course they'd laugh if you suggested our having the worst value housing in the developed world is also a part of that reputation.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"Fucking loads of uk people down the conspiracy rabbit hole mate.\n\nMy dads one of them. To him donald trump is a genius. It\u2019s fucking baffling.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"Well I've always thought she's a right fucking witch so I guess this confirms it","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boli15","text":"A soft underbelly where you can move here and claim benefits and drain the NHS. ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2hdo4","text":"Well, proudly becoming the United Poopdom wouldn't have happened under EU regulations for clean rivers, lakes, and beaches. But at least the sh...  is \"made in Britain.\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cncsbd","text":"Demand number 15:\n\n*Ensure insurance quotes don't cost more for someone called \"Muhammad\"*\n\nWTAF\n\nStatistically, I would imagine that insurance would cost more for a \"Muhammad\" because a \"Muhammad\" far more likely than a \"Michael\" to...\n\n* Live in an urban area\n* Live in a poor area\n* Park on the street\n\nWhen I moved from a village to a large town, my insurance nearly doubled.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1pwwl","text":"I love this template. ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d37ehu","text":"> mans just a civvy\n\nAs are, of course, the police.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4zore","text":"I swear they are actively trying to avoid fixing the real problems in this country\u2026.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5a4oh","text":"This man is a fuxking hero","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d627ck","text":"It\u2019s a family fun day man!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5zbcu","text":"Yes so this issue has been around for ages with doctors pensions. It\u2019s not new. Doctors have been campaigning about this issue for a long time, for which the conservatives have been in power and done nothing about it.\n\nMore bollocks as usual from the traitorgraph","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"Wow this is insanity. We are so fucked","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c6hvsa","text":"Sarcastic?! Not at all mate, truly. But I hope you you have thick skin after asking a question like that here; I suspect most of it will go over your head though. The weather's been a bit shit today.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4uto8","text":"As with most Labour problems - JUST FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"If government don\u2019t take urgent action to fix this now it will literally destroy our economy. Cost of mortgage payments and rent will become so high any kind of sustained economic growth will become impossible. And yet Labour seem to be as complacent about it as the Tories have been.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d455oj","text":"Give the guy a break. That's probably the cheapest bag he owns...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cu392q","text":"Supremely cringe worthy","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bilaoy","text":"Saying it only takes 10 minutes is misleading; when you open the survey and it says it only takes 15 minutes!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ciemjb","text":"Fuck sake, I'm bloody sick of this line. You've been told for over a year now about voting ID, you've had 3 months of adverts about voter ID, you've had blind\/deaf friendly adverts about voter ID, the government provide acceptable ID posted to your front door FOR FUCKING FREE! If you still do not know how to obtain an acceptable ID for voting at this stage, you do not have the fucking intelligence and shouldn't be voting in the first place. Either that or you're deliberately being a contrarian because \"grrr right wing bad!!!!\"","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3molo","text":"A straight Tory?! What is the world coming to?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1btskvf","text":"Not much out cry when your mates do the killing \u00af\u2060\\\u2060_\u2060(\u2060\u30c4\u2060)\u2060_\u2060\/\u2060\u00af","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1clonsi","text":"This is the state of international law. That US Senators are writing threatening letters to an international court to get what they want. \n\nWhat an absolute shit show. Even countries at the top of the corruption index hide this shit better.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5a8wa","text":"As a traffic cop, he will be trained to drive that fast, issue here is that he was doing it for no good reason.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bokom5","text":"Don't think this is appropriate at all.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d455oj","text":"\"Do you like my hoodie guys? Am I cool yet?\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"I'm not the biggest Starmer supporter but in fairness to him, he's doing what he needs to to win. Another Corbyn would struggle.\nI'm hoping he believes in a lot of what labour did then and that's he's just smart enough to keep it quiet. I know he wants to nationalise rail and energy, Iv heard him say he wants to abolish university fees but we can't afford it right now, I have no issues with this as long as I know they want this stuff and we'll get there eventually!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd52ku","text":"Big words Dave. No do something about it you pigfvcking cvnt.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1czhxmd","text":"Yeah it really is a sorry state of affairs when you can't buy anything in britain with $3","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"What a morally bankrupt company they are. Probably giving themselves and their mates one last payout before they all get the boot. \n\nThere needs to be far stricter rules and higher accountability for executives who run these companies into the ground, then watch the sewage issues disappear over night.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bhmv1y","text":"Could absolutely smash a big plate of proper chippy chips. \n\nLathered in salt and that special cheap imitation vinegar (proper malt vinegar just isn't quite right), then covered in grated cheddar, grind a bit of black pepper over the cheese, and Hellman's mayo out of a jar for dipping. The supper of the gods.\n\n(Honourable mention to Black Country orange battered chips with a pot of Irish curry sauce for dipping, that's pretty bloody good as well)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqs8pn","text":"Welcome to western values. The scales are sliding and based solely upon who pays more to whom.\n\nIf you're the designated bad guy, then you are responsible for every single bad thing that happens. Been like this for a good 40 years or so for me.\n\nFor the record, I loved doctor who until Russel T Davis got his hands on it.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1by6vom","text":"I live with half a dozen Brazilians and my GF is Brazilian, so I must say I like your people a lot. I also worked in Sao Paulo state for 6 months and had the greatest time (mostly due to the people) I look forward to visiting again soon","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c68bfp","text":"Maintenance fee? They dump raw sewage, nearly half of water is lost through leaks and they are not maintaining the infrastructure that WE paid for? It's like a dystopian novel in the UK","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4pv4f","text":"Cancelling HS2 has been one of the most stupidest decisions this country has made in recent times.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1clonsi","text":"Jesus christ the US is so fucked up rn","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c8ssun","text":"It really has come to something now. \n\nBut as a time traveller from the past (i.e. I\u2019m an old woman), I can totally remember *decades* of my life when women were blamed for being attacked. Raped during army training? \u201cWhat would she expect, trying to be a soldier?\u201d. Raped in the town centre? \u201cWhat was she wearing?\u201d Raped in a car park? \u201cWell, it was her fault going out after dark\u201d. (This literally happened to a colleague of mine in our company car park after work. This -and worse- was openly said to her).\n\nBeing \u201copenly a woman\u201d in a host of different everyday situations was just \u201casking\u201d to be attacked. We hear less of that now-although I think a lot of women suspect that many police officers still think this way. But to spread this kind of openly prejudiced speech to racial\/ethnic\/religious groups, seems to be a rarer thing.\n\nWith the police\u2019s misogynistic attitudes, it\u2019s been the angry and loud protests of the public that has made them re-think: seemingly, this has had to happen in this instance regarding endemic police antisemitism.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1axin0y","text":"Laughs in Scottish","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1m9uz","text":"He's actually found a way to make the youth get out and vote. Not for him, but still.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c5re71","text":"Not anymore. If you want a controlled migration system or want woman to play against some in sports then your effectively far right these days.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b2xlw6","text":"I really wish the British Empire was better taught in schools. I cringe when I see other British people express pride about our colonialism","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"*\"Vote for me, I'll kill your kids\"*\n\nUnusual one from Tories this year","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cbea55","text":"We could try not selling weapons, and not bombing other countries. That might reduce refugees.\n\nFucking idiot","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bka6ay","text":"These articles are written by simpletons for simpletons.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"That's just shit. Even by empty promises standards.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1balovb","text":"Much respect to the peace marchers!!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c1jvcy","text":"Muslims come here and kill the indigenous population and the media and police work to hide it lol\n\nWhat the fuck is going on","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bprdy9","text":"This subs solution to everything is \u201cbe more right wing\u201d when that is the cause of most of these behavioural issues, no third-spaces, parents having to be absent because nobody can fucking afford to live, teachers on minimum wage, no youth centers.\n\n\u201cWhat is happening to our young people?\u00a0They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents.\u201d - plato","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5hsxf","text":">\"It's not just for LGBT+ kids, it's for everyone. Everyone should feel proud of who they are,\" they said.\n\n\u2026\u201das long as they agree with me\u201d.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bqqrsv","text":"If we had government owned shops, like the tobacco shops in Spain, could regulate strength and quality, and ensure age restrictions. Imagine the amount of tax money flowing into the Treasury! We could have a fully functional NHS and a publicly run transport system.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bhqrbb","text":"He's nicknamed \"The Caterpillar\" because he is a total backhoe loader.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cvwei5","text":"Wasn't this the episode narrated cheerfully by one of the Beatles as he was immured within the tunnel as the fat controller just mocked him?\n\nGood old childhood trauma","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bzv2q8","text":"I'd rather trust my dad who went to go get milk and never came back all those years ago than the bloody Daily Express.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d69mzd","text":"They didn't feel like saying minus 1 million via the asylum amnesty then?  Or whatever their brilliant pull factor is about to attract.  \nAnyway there is the Achilles heal exposed, although Tory were too stupid to be any use either.  But at least they tried.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zxng","text":"Diane's had the whip restored a matter of hours and she's already plunged Labour into a new crisis.\n\nStarmer should have nipped this in the bud months ago rather than dither over her future in the Labour party but it's pretty clear a number of salty Labour lefties have now jumped on the band wagon and are out to cause trouble.  Its right what they say about Labour having the ability to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdfbzq","text":"Did not expect to see a bottom meme here ! Pleasantly surprised ;)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38fpx","text":"On what ground did he call himself a super brain, looking like Krang?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cuu0cj","text":"Wouldn't go there and the bloke is obviously in the wrong job.\n\nPubs are supposed to be there for socialising.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy7isi","text":"I said world......did I say brown? There are plenty of people with white skin who aren't English or British in London (and other parts of the UK but especially London). So the fact that you jumped straight to skin colour says a lot about who actually has an issue with it. Plenty of people with brown skin have an English accent .....over half of my family for a start including me. Oh and you mis-gendered me as well as I am a woman","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cik0vu","text":"There are no innocent israelis, all of israel exists on stolen land","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3z1qo","text":"Worst thing to ever happen to Lancashire. I\u2019ve met many a person from both Liverpool and Manchester that didn\u2019t even know they were part of Lancashire till 1974. I\u2019m from Urban (poor) Lancashire and there are 0 job prospects or transport links to Manchester- a train that runs once hourly. Blackburn\/burnley\/preston for their large populations are awful places to live to name a few.\n\nBorn in Blackburn, lived in darwen. Left 7 years ago and would hate to go back.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvmp13","text":"That's like saying the Tet Offensive started the Vietnam War.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3hlsq","text":"That is some stupid shit, power has gone to their heads, after reading this one in the comments too \n\nIt seems that councils need a way to make more money due to the tory cut backs and there is nothing stopping them from pulling these cuntish tactics.\n\nWhere is the labelling on the side of the bins to indicate what rubbish can to placed within the receptacle or signs as you enter the councils borough that indicates what differs from the borough they just left, would that claim ignorance is not an excuse? we now need to research each boroughs rules as we enter each before using a bin?\n\nThese need to be fought all the way to court, I'd hope a judge or jury would side on common sense here and tell the council whats what.\n\nInfuckingsanity.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x3ph","text":"They should be called the Welfare party. If you have a job, Labour will eventually take your money and give it to scroungers and bogus asylum seekers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3awg5","text":"You can\u2019t beat it, it\u2019s no wonder so many great poets have emerged from the English countryside.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4dgk9","text":"[Yougov tracking poll](\n\n>Question:\u00a0Generally speaking, do you think the sentences that the courts hand down to people who have been convicted of crimes are too harsh, not harsh enough, or get the balance about right?\n\n>Too harsh: 4%\n\n>About right: 17%\n\n>Not harsh enough: 64%\n\nLot of victorians still kicking around it seems.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1btwk24","text":"The clinical staff know this. We know there's a lot of corruption and made-up roles, too. We can't do anything about it, unfortunately.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35bq6","text":"That headline completely misrepresents the data. To quote the first line for those who don't bother read the links:\u00a0\n\n\n>\u00a0Wealthy white men from rural areas are the UK\u2019s biggest emitters of climate-heating gases from transport\u00a0\n\n\nThe headline makes you think of frivolous emissions by Chelsea tractor drives but the data is for hard to avoid emissions by actual tractor drivers.\u00a0\n\n\nAlso, the data shows that the majority of transport emissions come from flying across all wealth deciles. If you care about\u00a0 the environment, don't fly. That's the message The Guardian should be giving it's readers instead of twisting the data for a bit of \"daily hate\" against wealthy white men.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bm1g0s","text":"Not really surprising, everyone knows israeli soldiers are child rapists ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"Banger username.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1be2oo2","text":"Fish and chips used to be a cheap meal wrapped in newspaper. Now it costs a fortune, fried chicken is more affordable for most people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9t10g","text":"\"GROWTH....!\"\n\nStupid twat.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3hs54","text":"Posts such as this are why I still use Reddit haha","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndxs7","text":"This is horrible. Why would they treat the kid so badly? No wonder they kids will learn to hate them","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3hlsq","text":"Stoke Council can do that but can't deal with randm druggy fights taking place at the buzzing active time of 8 AM on a Thursday morning, never mind the fact that the roads are like driving in a pothole showroom in some areas.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c5ezyp","text":"A baby could have done better than her","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3a7po","text":"TIL not wanting to waste money on transport, increase emissions by travelling and wanting a better work life balance means I need to grow up\u2026 \n\nIf you\u2019re working a desk job it makes no difference whether you sit on your ass in an office building or in your home office. One saves people money and is better for the environment the other wastes hours a day commuting that you could be spending relaxing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4yf7o","text":"the problem is the airlines monitor activity at the check in gates and if what they deem not enough addons have been sold they will call the gate and ask for reasons why they didn't sell x amount of extra baggage etc.\n\nsurely they will sell the amount which is neccesary?...... but no they are incentivised to try and sell more than they should since pressure is being applied to them from above. There's a deliberate attempt to sell people a product\/service they don't need","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cfwkbf","text":"Have you tried, killing the poor?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bmandb","text":"Feel like that\u2019s the Swiss, seeing as it\u2019s mostly a militia of their populace and its soul purpose is defence.\n\nMost armies are pretty shitty though, just look at French foreign legion crimes across north affrica the passed 20 years as well.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d69mzd","text":"That\u2019s the concern for me. If they can\u2019t make a drastic cut then forget about it. They won\u2019t be any different","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d679qy","text":"Before all the inevitable \"bUt cHiNA!\" posts that always seem to turn up, this is about air pollution, not climate change.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5k060","text":"I was so fucking good at that","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d68acz","text":"Mate, he is not posh in the slightest. \n\nMost of us don\u2019t like the guy but let\u2019s not tell half-truths.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfcsgr","text":"UK politics is rotten to the core. Our country is lost.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bcb34h","text":"LMAO ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ay3ju2","text":"We're now having votes in parliament swayed by Islamic threats. Literally happened a matter of days ago but you keep pretending it's non Muslims that are the problem","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ctc9uf","text":"Exactly she is witholding information about serious crimes and broadcasting it. Either go to the police and let the victims be the ones to tell the police they dont want to persue it or step down. This is really scummy behaviour. Why the hell would she broadcast something like this? Is it for her own publicity? If so this isnt someone i want anywhere near a position of power.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35oeh","text":"PM facilitates massive expansion of rip-off degrees\n\nPM pledges to swap rip-off degrees for apprenticeships","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4b2s4","text":"These jokers aren\u2019t even in power and already falling apart.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d68acz","text":"I saw a video of this march where very young children were shouting with absolute rage \u201cAllah, Allah, who the f*ck is Allah\u201d. Seeing how angry these kids were was kinda scary. Obviously brainwashed with hate and racism.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3i3mt","text":"Now, in an ideal world there would be insight into why Mr James Daly thought it important to report her to the police, and what evidence he submitted which caused them to start an investigation in the first place. He was suspicious as all hell during interviews at the time, and would avoid discussing why he did what he did at all costs, even becoming quite defensive when questioned about it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndxs7","text":"I hate them so much. Free Palestinians from these monsters","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6ccd4","text":"The fact that you can do it as much as you like and get away with it is a biggie","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6ccd4","text":"And yet people steal from Co-op, which isn\u2019t that at all.\n\nIt\u2019s clearly just people thinking they can get away with it and\/or feeling entitled to freebies.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c0si0e","text":"I think my main criticism here is size, not the cake status. How are we going to cut this up at my birthday party?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2whi8","text":"Scumbags.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d68acz","text":"Just as \"Boris Johnson\"s real name is \"Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson\", and he's known to go by Alexander amongst his friends. But that doesn't quite have the *loveable goof* vibe to it does it?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3hlsq","text":"Stoke on Trent City Council still being absolute cretins instead of doing their job to a minimally adequate standard I see.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5my33","text":"These days....","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cu2zml","text":"This is the standard in our \"liberal\" society. Anybody who speaks up is censored.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ysl2","text":"Hmmm it\u2019s almost like the tories are cynically coming up with empty promises and policies that directly appeal to your gran and her generation.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"Thank you for this piece, very clearly highlighting manufactured dismantling of another part of NHS services. These types of publications to lay people like myself confirm suspicions and more worryingly don't surprise anymore, so how do we fix the wheel !.extremely tough to even think of resolving it hurts your head trying to resolve. \n\nThank you again and good luck with your future.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b9xbmo","text":"Why do they never say \u2018given as evidence\u2019 properly? It comes out as \u2018given an evidence\u2019 every time I hear them say it in videos I swear","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ge8h","text":"Stop showing of just because you got ie in your name","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1pqka","text":"Average Joe with average thoughts :)\n\n> The only hypothetical part here is him being PM. This is a fairly stupid take by you.\n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3wfv4","text":">>A man who says he falsely confessed to stealing money from his mother's Post Office to protect her from going to prison is waiting to find out whether his conviction will be quashed.\n>\n>If this country wants to lead the way in being just and fair, his conviction should be quashed. This story is absolutely harrowing.\n\nIsn't that the problem? One should never confessed to something one did not do. Justice does not care. It is blind.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Well I'm fucked then if two of the shortages are gonna be thyroid and epilepsy. I take thyroid hormone for under active thyroid and pregabalin (or Lyrica brand name) for fibromyalgia and Pregabalin is one drug that  if you just stop taking it or drop too much  too quickly it can royal fuck you up. I found that out the hard way when trying to lower my dosage too much too quickly cos I thought it stopped working. Not only did my pain increase ten fold but my mental really went down the toilet too. Like I was close to suicide bad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpo73e","text":"Alright, just don't buy it again then?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d39ni2","text":"I feel like this is far more widespread across the country but poorly documented, and hard to connect and prove.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"Itchiy ballsack is a usless mp","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"Why are we always in a position where we look at who is going to end up becoming prime minister and you just think\u2026.. out of 40 or so million adults in this country and these two are the best we can do\u2026\u2026 fml","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bu7ae5","text":"Umm yes, let's trust these huge companies to regulate themselves, they definitely have the consumer's best interests at heart, and wouldnt reduce safety or quality to increase profit.\n\nIdiot.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2o5zd","text":"\u201cOh yeah it\u2019s a safe zone, don\u2019t worry about it..\u201d\n\n*proceeds to bomb said safe zone*\n\nCan people stop preventing the ICC from sending Netanyahu a big \u201cStop it or get arrested\u201d notice?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4rmlq","text":"Even if he doesn't win anything... what a waste of resources.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsbuwn","text":"Are you surprised. They don't even visit you now after a \"minor\" crime (and sometimes even quite big crimes fail to get a visit) but will issue a note so you can claim on the insurance. Too busy chasing rainbows......","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5ls0c","text":"\u201cOkay guys so we don\u2019t give a shit about the poor people enough to actually sort the country out so any ideas?\u201d\n\n\u201cWE BLIND THEM WITH FREE FOOTBALL\u201d\n\nThis country is so ridiculous.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bpvj3v","text":"Even more disgusting than your average Zionist politician","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ybzr","text":"I doubt sunak\u2019s kids are gonna go into military","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cvmaaz","text":"Everyone would love to be related to royalty. Only the wealthy kept family trees\/heraldry. In the UK Civil Registration wasn't compulsory until 1837. So for me I'm always happy finding ancestors that were born before 1800, as they didn't have to keep any record. So my wife's family are old blood Londoners and I found out that one of them lived 2 doors down from where Jack the Ripper killed his 2nd victim. So finding things like that trumps some crusty lords life.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdocva","text":"Taking care of business\u2026 nope, taking care of the rich.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d601rh","text":"Heroin dealers provide a much needed service for heroin addicts though....unlike Jonathan Gullis who provides nothing of value to anyone, apart from perhaps JCB.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"I don\u2019t think there has been a single job he hasn\u2019t had to leave for some form of dishonesty. His only reason for trying to be prime minister seems to be because he thought he deserved to be and for his own advantage. I did at least think it was possible that his total lack of any ideological values and desire to be liked could *possibly* result in doing something for the country but unfortunately a mix of COVID and himself put paid to that.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1awfvj5","text":"He looks like bad breath.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cu210j","text":"Don't be fooled. This is the best the Torygraph can do to try and inject apathy into the electorate. They want you to think it wont matter who you vote for, but it will. \n\nThis shower of sht government we presently have are not interested in fixing the problems the country faces, they are only interested in galvanising themselves with public money so the problems wont effect them.\n\nVote them out!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdfbzq","text":"If it makes you feel better this isn't exclusive to Britain. BMWs just attract assholes","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1crm6ju","text":"The irony of Americans defending a baby killer is not lost on me","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3lvmd","text":"What a brave potatriot.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bfgqo0","text":"Its more like kids wanting all the toys in there and adults surprised with how expensive charity shops are now.  \nI went in my local one today and they wanted \u00a315 for some of the T shirts! Gone are the days of grabbing bargains for 50p","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxyzmi","text":"Don\u2019t forget the life story before you get anywhere near the recipe!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1paj3","text":"Feinstein is fab. well Worth listening to. Shame he won\u2019t will.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by2u4l","text":"Yorkshire.  We're the only part of England culturally distinct enough to have an international football team. We are officially the wierdoes of the country, and based on the rest of you, I'm happy as Larry about it.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"Reminds me of the house I stayed in in my last year of uni. The landlord split the biggest room in two and the next biggest room into a toilet and shower. The room I was in was one from the biggest room and it was about the same size as my room when I was in halls. The other room in the big room could just about fit a bed in and was a perfect square (it was around \u00a3250\/month). One of the people who had that room (one person moved out in February and was replaced) said the bed didn't feel like a full-length bed. \n\nThe toilet\/shower room looked to be the same size as this minus the wardrobes. The toilet was on the side and had so little space in front, you'd be standing directly over it or having your feet on either side of it and you would have to climb over it to get to the shower. The shower was barely big enough, even for one of the skinnier ones to go in","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cn4u7j","text":"Can't we just say they should both burn in hell together?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c4ltiv","text":"As an ex west Cumbrian I looked at this and thought - yep this pleases me","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb8gcc","text":"Cheerful fellow aren\u2019t you.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cecloh","text":"\"Imagine a white European saying that about another ethnicity or religion\"\n\n ...\n\n \"Imported people\"\n\nDouble standards much?  \n\nAlso, \"Imported\" implies that someone has paid to have them shipped here. They may have migrated, they may even have been traficked but they definately have not been imported.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"They're the same type that say they live in London but really it's somewhere shit like Bromley.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cb3vk3","text":"I quite like the idea of a public holiday on St George's Day but it would be better if it was in the autumn.  We have a few holidays in the Spring but nothing from the end of August until Christmas.\n\nI've never understood why some apparently think that Welsh, Scottish or Irish nationalism is fine but English nationalism is all bad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d41uik","text":"I mean when you demonize anyone who cares about Immigration as a racist,bigot etc.. You create gaps for the far right to grow.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38o5c","text":"Maybe refocus some of the effort grilling people with lifelong illness to catching actual fraud.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3gxc7","text":"Wait and they\u2019re fat? No way. Never would\u2019ve thought that.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"We need to have him out and sort the boarders ourselves and all the foreigners, stop giving them everything they want and boot them all out they should not be here and we don't want them here.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3lvmd","text":"I would bet my house that if that woman's husband was with her this piece of crap wouldn't be shouting at her like that. As a man, I find this cowardly abhorrent behaviour incomprehensible.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bly5zf","text":"So we body shame men for hair loss?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35qlg","text":"Remember that photo of her wearing two different shoes? How does that even happen?!\n\nNothing against her specifically, I'd ask the same about anyone.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d64og0","text":"Nah, having intelligent and reasonable standards and protection in appropriate professional roles is fine. \n\nBecoming the Americans whining about \"freedom\" and all the rest of that kind of bs is what we don't want.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1be2oo2","text":"Probably because it's a lot cheaper?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ay1do5","text":"I'd be very surprised if I could say something that the other person doesn't already know but chooses to ignore or reinterpret. If the Israeli government officials can say things like they are to treat the Palestinians like 'Amalek' while calling them human animals, and that they are going to turn Gaza into a wasteland while the IDF does exactly those things, you have to be insane or evil not to be against Israel. Why bother debating insane or evil people","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2xgmo","text":"amazing logic this","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cm7oie","text":"So your saying Sadiq khan and Sajid javid and sayeda warsi and the other Muslims in government haven't got the government by the balls and are forcing them to put Africans and Muslims in five star hotels whilst white native veterans who kept us safe from afghans and Iraqis suffer on the streets? \n\nJust as much as I would happily give my taxes to Ukraine and Israel, I would also give it to put English veterans in free houses. Unfortunately our government gives our tax money to immigrants and in foreign aid to countries that hate us!!!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d67ul5","text":"Euro Garages will have training in advanced shelf stacking, on top of their existing Customer Services apprenticeships if it means they can get more money","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5j92a","text":"What a horrible country the US is - a poison. Shame UK has turned into it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c68bfp","text":">Choose your water-saving goals for the next six months\n\nCheeky cunts; how about they sort out the billions of litres of leaks and stop fobbing this shit off on the consumer? It's just like when BP invented the carbon footprint.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ymrj","text":"the Tories being bad doesnt make labour good lol. They are both as bad as eachother. But I give it to you that atleast the damage labour will do to the country will be sudden enough and wide spread enough that it will kick the tories in gear to at least try to not be corrupt.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bjn318","text":"Exactly i couldn't agree more my friend.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d46zwz","text":"Personally I don't think planning laws go far enough. Recently someone on my street bought a honda, I think they should have had to have a consultation before they were allowed, it doesn't fit in with the area's character of mostly Land Rovers. And don't get me started on PS5s, they are making too many and driving prices of gaming up, we should force them to make 60% affordable PS2s.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp7fjm","text":"Maybe an unpopular opinion but fat bastards *do* consume NHS resources that could be better spent on people without voluntarily-induced conditions. And, in case anyone hasn\u2019t noticed, the NHS is struggling after years of underfunding and privatisation by stealth. Some people like Michelle Mone made a *lot* of money from the pandemic, all of which came from public coffers. Bet Nige didn\u2019t try to rile the audience with that particular fact. No, he rails against a doctor advising people not to be greedy fuckers which genuinely *isn\u2019t* bad advice.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bs9yf8","text":"If every use of a swastika ever, regardless of context, was unequivocally antisemitic and a public order offence\/hate crime, then the police would have to arrest a hell of a lot of cartoonists, for example.\n\nBefore anyone says \"but but but it was on a placard at a march\", 1) she is asking the police officer a theoretical question about swastikas in public and not to judge a particular incidence, and 2) even if it was on a placard, we don't know what it said, and the officer is still correct that the context would need to be taken into account.\n\nI am sorry if it upsets you that this police officer actually understood what his job is and how the law works.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3molo","text":"If your politics are repulsive to people because they've irrevocably damaged society, the economy, opportunity and prosperity, that has literally led to the most vulnerable in the nation being targeted which has directly leading to their deaths.. Then aye, expect a few people to think you're a massive prick.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4ta3s","text":"Cement in a rent-seeking gerontocracy in order to buy the geriatrics' vote.\n\nWho could have possibly predicted that it would be an economic disaster?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bif54z","text":"Trigger warning: I\u2019ve lost respect for the profession. The information they pedal is mostly out of date and harmful and is designed to generate revenue for pharmaceutical companies. \n\nI followed their advice for 8 years to treat depression, an autoimmune disorder and Costochondritis. All that happened was I got worse. \n\nThey told me the Costochondritis was a \u2018systemic inflammation disorder\u2019. Turns out it\u2019s not at all. It is in fact a hinge seizure and is mechanical in nature, with the inflammation being a byproduct. Physio to mobilise the joint was the solution and worked in a matter of weeks. If I\u2019d continued listening to my GP I\u2019d still have it, as many do. \n\nMy GP was extremely happy to prescribe handfuls of pills that made me significantly worse but refused to approve my diet following years of personal research. \n\nAfter 18 months of eating right, I went back for a check up. ALL of my symptoms are gone and I\u2019m healthier than I\u2019ve ever been. Cholesterol, BP, blood volume, hormone regulation, artery health etc are all the best they\u2019ve ever been and all I did was stop eating most carbs, processed food and instead ate plenty of red meat.\n\nWanting to help people is genuinely honourable and I appreciate their intent, but I don\u2019t really want to fund misinformation anymore. There are many people in my position who haven\u2019t been able to figure it out. It\u2019s time the health system got on board with actually improving health, with the help of real data, rather than merely selling products with studies paid for by the producers designed for maximum profit. \n\nI know people are going to whinge about this being pseudoscience and anecdotal but the result speak for its self and anyone who knows me can see the difference at at glance. The health industry is collapsing!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5h1jm","text":"Our ten year old 3 door is still going strong for our family of 4, but it\u2019s always been hard work.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbgqdi","text":"I just want that 5 percent of gdp back so we can have nice things again like roads without great pits in them.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d45m83","text":"Good. It's absolutely fucking absurd that Shaheen could get blocked over a series of entirely innocuous tweets, a number of them from before she was even a Labour member, while someone like Luke Akehurst (who only a couple of months ago was spreading conspiracy theories about Palestinian 'crisis actors' and claiming the entire UN was anti-semitic) could be parachuted into a safe seat. It's crystal clear this is an entirely ideological decision.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1az42eu","text":"Fuck these PA\u2019s. Just a way to get the numbers down without and real work out in to get proper staffed hospitals\/GPS\/etc. Guarantee no MPs or higher ups will be seen by PAs.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jecs","text":"Too bad the Overton window has shifted so far to the right that what was once extreme right is now seen as centre right, and what was once centre left is now seen as extreme left.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c2qi7x","text":"Beans **ON** toast you utter muppet","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cys01q","text":"Charge higher fees then. I hate the argument that the foreign people paying more is why our country has universities. We had universities long before they were here, and it used to work. We generated world class thinkers, scientists, workers, and inventors. I feel like there is a middle ground between only Lords and higher class going to uni like in the past, and millions of people getting stupid degrees in useless shit that we all have to pay for. \n\nLet's dial it back a bit towards teaching topics that require the university degree to perform. Then move out towards degrees that help with critical thinking and abstract thought, which can still help with generating ideas and new ways of working.\n\nIf money and spaces are so limited, we need to go back to using universities as a step into future work, not just a standard thing that everyone does before they get an unrelated job. That might get spending under control.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1octn","text":"I don't want either of them winning an overall majority.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqw49x","text":"We\u2019re already in a dangerous era man","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d430lz","text":"Love how the pro-tory papers are flooding these kinds of stories now. The BBC is absolutely full of it today.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bhpktw","text":"And he's behind that bloody systm online website my GP uses. It looks like something that was knocked together in 2004 and performs about as well.\nCrooks, the bloody lot of them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdqcxt","text":"\"Dear Jim,\n\nPlease could you fix it for me to have my sausage fingers replaced and that bloody cancer cured, thank you.\n\nYours sincerely,\n\nCharlie,\n\n(aged 75 and four months)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d45og9","text":"I've seen so many \"Ed Davey does X\" news stories, from watersides to moving a big clock. I still haven't the first clue where he stands on any issue","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd9wzg","text":"More racist bollox from the tories","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bacu7m","text":"Unacceptable. How come we aren\u2019t number 1! Try harder lads","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cijl06","text":"Harold has seen some shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1baofai","text":"I mean there's more than one English accent \n\nYou can be posh British, chavvy British, North British or scouse ","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bsvd47","text":"I support the people of my country not the parasites living a life of obscene luxury while leeching off us. Nice try bootlicker.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bjj7td","text":"I work for a multinational in a R&D and engineering support office ... there's a whole bunch of different nationalities\/ethnicies in here, no one much cares where they come from. At least two of the Brits are married to Polish girls.\n\nI don't think most people in general have much against Eastern Europeans, but there are a fair number of stereotypes lurking around.\n\nMy next door neighbour is a Polish guy, he's a really nice bloke but absolutely does his best to live up to the stereotypes ... loud fights with the missus, bottle bin overflowing with vodka bottles etc. Then he goes and ruins it by having a bunch of English mates.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jecs","text":"Almost correct juuust need to add in the bit where we dont want HIM or Sunak either.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d325m5","text":"I love farm shows and one of the farmers on a doc sold their fleece for insulation.  As a wool \/ sheep fan I just said OMG how is that possible.  Thanks for the confirmation","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bxqljn","text":"Stay classy r\/Hull","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d691xq","text":"Disability benefit processes are designed by the government and companies like Capita to punish those with disabilities, lie where possible and make the lives of disabled people as unpleasant as possible.\n\nWhy the independent only thinks this is newsworthy when it happens to a Syrian is however, a total mystery.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d69hhx","text":"I've seen them go from \u00a31 to \u00a32.50 in the space of two years. The amount of stuff that has tripled in price for no other reason than \"Well we can get away with it since everyone else is doing it\" is insane.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"Student, \"Why do you hate young people so much?\"\n\nRiche \"No, no, no, you have it all wrong, i don't hate young people, I hate all poor people equally! :D\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c9t10g","text":"She\u2019s batshit","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bame1o","text":"Down with the fr**ch","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":">we are of course setting new standards\n\nLet us compare.\n\nTrump: \n\n* Met with foreign agents behind closed doors\n* Engaged in corruption and nepotism\n* Repeatedly lied and abused his office\n* Helped to ferment an insurrection against the US Government\n* Used the Supreme Court to aid him\n* Broke the law\n* Has been \"on trial\" for 6 years, with massive fines and possible prison\n* May be elected again.\n\nJohnson: \n\n* Also met with foreign agents behind closed doors\n* Also engaged in corruption and nepotism, literally ennobling family members and honouring his young female \"hairdresser\"\n* Also repeatedly lied and broke Parliamentary standards\n* Lied to the monarch, personally unlawfully suspended the democratically elected Parliament in an attempt to bypass the government and directly rule the country through his office in order to crash the country out of international treaties and break legal international obligations\n* Attempted to turn the people against the Supreme Court and subvert its independence\n* Broke the law\n* Received no punishment\n* Was re-elected with a massive majority\n\nTrump is a worse person, but at least he's faced some repercussions, and in some ways what Johnson actually managed to do (ie: actually suspending the government) was worse.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1byzy64","text":"Kudos to Miriam using her voice to speak up against tyranny.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d569vw","text":"A gay woman is stabbed to death & another woman seriously injured, & the attacker is called Nasen Saadi. Honestly, the chance that it was a random attack because they're 'women' & that is all there is to this is hard for me to believe. \n\nBut that's for the police & courts to prove.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d569vw","text":"Feminists don't give a shit about men or being fair. Just whatever they think benefits them at the time.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3m1k4","text":"It's pretty unsettling how many people who take on the Joker character as a representation of themselves end up killing or hurting people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d22unl","text":"I am a white male. My country's media, ruling party and women never stop telling me what a horrible person (for being born the way I was) I am and how much they hate me. I am not going to fight and die protecting the interests of people who will laugh and cheer when I come home in a box or as a cripple. \n\nHere's a video of how women react to a man being mutilated.  . That is what is in women's hearts for you and me. \n\nWhen women are forced to die to support the policies they vote for, I'll fight. When the children of the ruling class who hates me fight and die at the same rate as the rest of us, I'll fight. When women come home from the war in boxes at exactly the same rate as men, I'll fight. Until then, if you push a gun into my hands and tell me to kill or be killed, I'll point that gun at you motherfuckers. I'm not dying to protect people who hate me. \n\nFuck off. You can't relentlessly insult, degrade, humiliate, accuse, blame and discriminate against people and then expect them to literally die to protect you. Not only would you never protect me but you will celebrate my death. If I'm dead anyway, I'm going to take people who hate me with me to the grave.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ctxdmn","text":"This is so stupid...\nI can't believe people keep posting about this... If I crop many images and paintings out there and mirror them and put them side by side I will end up with another image specially if I turn them upside down two.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jecs","text":"Probably unpopular (mainly because a lot people won't really remember it) but Tony Blair's New Labour delivered IMO, I have fond memories of the country feeling like it was really going places. 14 years or Tories has beaten any optimism I had out of me.\n\nI'd happily have another New Labour style government but I'm concerned that people are desperate for seismic change and this iteration of Labour just doesn't have the means or the willingness to deliver anything of significance, the honeymoon will be short and the press will be brutal.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bacu7m","text":"15 years of Tories and the sunlit uplands of brexit will do that.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cbxh7o","text":"Yeah they often invent stories just for the bad press (standing seats, 50p to use the toilet etc), so this seems like an easy win for them.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5j92a","text":"All bark and no bite","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2ayq3","text":"The quality of the Brit\u2019s roads made them the best sailors in the world.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5k5xh","text":"Can\u2019t wait till we get the sample pack of her accumulated STIs","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c7xu7d","text":"These goons need to realise that the main reason Palestinians don't want to be refugees (or why their neighbours aren't taking them in) is because once they leave, they aren't going to be let back in.\n\nIt's why the Zionists keep pushing for them to leave. Why should the Palestinians leave their own land and homes? \nThe Facists should f*** off back to America and Europe, where they can revel in their Fascism.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c0gto1","text":"They probably mean to cut them in and kill them. You can\u2019t be homeless if you\u2019re dead, is probably their motto.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1crm6ju","text":"Because essentially, just because they speak English, they're nothing like us and their whole issues with conspiracies and living online in a world of negativity needs to eff off from our shores.\n\nThey're just looking for the next 'thing' to give them an adrenalin hit of feeling like their opinions matter.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cogq3r","text":"You lot can sit here and sulk and call the Police all sorts of names. Officers work day and night to protect law abiding citizens and your disrespcting them. At the end of the end, anyone irrespective of any race will be behind the bars if they commit crime of any sort. If you act like an anarchist and an anti-police hooligan and can\u2019t abide by  the law, you will feel the full weight of the law. Social media means responsibility. When the cops said act responsible, please do so. Don\u2019t act hastily. You decide how you want to be treated at the end of the day.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbgc15","text":"We're not at all! The streets of the town I live in are lined with the English flag put up by the chamber of commerce on most of the buildings. There will have been plenty of St George's day parades up and down the country yesterday and come Sunday there will be St George's day Sunday parades up and down the country. Most scout\/guide, youth group, cadet group and many schools will have celebrated or will do so this week.\n\nWe are embarrassed about how a tiny minority of overweight, under educated yobs (for the want of a better word) get drunk and wave the flag and shout a lot and think that their display of faux patriotism is real patriotism. Patriotism is about wanting everyone to work together to make your country better for everyone.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6ayh9","text":"This green peace campaign is what caused me to set up a regular donation. \nReal direct action!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bno8wv","text":"It\u2019s only a flag, what does it really matter, there are more things too worry about, ie our financial state. Is the colour of a flag going too pay better wages, is the colour of a flag going to pay your mortgage, is the colour of a flag going to give you job security, no it isn\u2019t, so instead of worrying about the colour of a poxy bit of paint on canvas, shouldn\u2019t you be more concerned about how the government will be affecting your life. Don\u2019t be fooled again by a simple distraction, concern your self about what the government are doing, wile you\u2019re not looking.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"I truly worry about the state of politics and society. It\u2019s hard to see how things might be turned around.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnn7zk","text":"\"Government is letting them\"- the government is DOING this you bozo","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp56fu","text":"Honestly have no idea why we have so many streetlights. There's one outside my bedroom, it's annoying. When in Turkey I noticed they have a far lower density of streetlights and it gave the city a much lovlier mood.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bly5zf","text":"It suits him and he\u2019s still handsome.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ryc4","text":"Even if it does. They go in as non combatant officers. Or almost directly fast tracked to admiral and crash a 4billion quid ship  sorry sorry \u201cmechanical fault\u201d","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cvt1ls","text":"Hahaha had a great BLOODY good chuckle at that","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cx515f","text":"Do they really need click bait titles for the weather? Surely people who want to know the weather will click it regardless","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1czhxmd","text":"I have beer in the fridge and pizzas in the freezer. I think I'll be fine","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"My Mums husband is the same, \"Donald Trump could be the best president they ever had.\" - Nov 2016\n\nYes, he could have been, but he wasn't.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3bwvv","text":"That's not really fair ... Comic Sans is annoying but it isn't a lying asshole.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ckr51r","text":"He isn\u2019t that bad\u2026as long as the only person you\u2019re comparing him to is a deep void instead of morals and competence\u2026oh wait, nevermind","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ciemjb","text":"I think the most effective voter suppression measure is just to run candidates that I would never vote for. It's polling day, my passport is in my jacket pocket (I travel a lot), I'm not working and the polling station is about 200m down the road. Still not voting, because they all make me sick. I honestly don't care who wins.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1jb3h","text":"Especially red Leicester cheese\n\nFantastic photo","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1btwk24","text":"I work in a private bank. Absolutely incompetent at handling money, spent extremely poorly.\n\nWaste is a part of any large structure. \n\nThought you should know.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyw4yh","text":"I\u2019ll be glad to forget about him","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csfnv2","text":"You only have to speak to a police officer candidly for a few minutes to realise they are completely out of touch, hypocritical, prejudiced, and incapable of independent thought. I remember one copper telling me, I must be a criminal because I didn't want to talk to him, and another being adamant that cannabis is a gateway drug because every heroin addicts he had ever arrested also smoked cannabis. When I responded with \"but did they also drink alcohol and breath oxygen?\" He didn't get the point I was making. Wankers!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zfn4","text":">The other one who said the commission- does he expect brokers to work for free?\u00a0\n\nNo one expects the broker to work for free. But you don't need a PhD in behavioural economics to understand that, if a service is chosen by a party which not only doesn't pay the bill, but gets a cut, then the result will be inflated prices.\n\nThe problem here is not that the broker gets a commission - it is that insurance commissions are shared between brokers and managing agents\/freeholders. But the bill is paid by the leaseholders.\n\nThis creates an incentive to choose the more expensive policy, if it pays a higher commission.\n\n  \nAnd what can the leaseholders do? Realistically, suck it up.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38bf7","text":"Military use so much drugs that all that stuff you said is meaningless\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2ztw8","text":"People being thrown out of their home is extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground.\n\nShe's endorsing it.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ayxv5m","text":"I sew Captian Obvious has fallen on hard times and is now going insane. Someone call up HMP Broadmoor.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c5hfxg","text":"I understand the ruling and while it makes sense, it might drive many Muslim students to join private, faith-based schools. That might seem outwardly good for those who want to maintain inclusive secularism, but this could make integration all the more challenging. I find faith-based schools somewhat exclusionary insofar as prioritising the moral codes and worldview of  one religious group over others. Streamlining students through faith-based schools may create a highly segregated society that could potentially undermine harmonious coexistence. How do you inculcate \u2018British values\u2019 if you give folks reasons to opt out of non-inclusive spaces in the name of secularism? Not quite sure faith-based schools necessarily teach similar values.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bq81h2","text":"Shutup yank","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ls0c","text":"I know everyone is enjoying Ed Davey's meme stunts of the last few days, but now coupled with this as their first concrete policy, is anyone else noticing how absolutely detached from reality and tone deaf the Lib Dems are?\n\nThe country is broken. Please come up with some ideas that will help and maybe worry about easier access to PL games in the next parliament once ambulance handovers and cancer wait times have been fixed.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3gl60","text":"\"We're not as bad as them, thus everything is ok\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1mt4t","text":"Nothing to do with National Service, all the youngsters loathe them and have done for years.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boao8a","text":"I respect that man I do the same even though I love sun pat, all about that extra 4% peanuts and none of the additives","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csifgb","text":"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3dwhv","text":"It would make more sense to send Taylor Swift and her fans to the moon. Forever.\n\nMany problems solved all at once.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bwpntd","text":"Tbh I don't carry cash so I haven't actually seen these yet but it doesn't look right","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4pv4f","text":"We gave them the industrial revolution. In return we got some old pacer trains they didn't want anymore.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cimjpr","text":"Maybe the tories giving up to 80% cuts in funding to councils since 2010. Austerity making people ill and driving economic decline reduced tax take as less work is done too. \nTory government forcing councils to be \"more commercial\" and thus take massive risks on things like property & commercial projects. \n\nWatch Teeside...they're fucked. With Houchen having sold \u00a3130 million of land & \u00a349 million of scrap to \"investors\" for \u00a313 (yes THIRTEEN) & with a contract so badly written they can literally just walk away with the cash, those people up there are going to rightly be fucked over when THEY have to bail that out.\n\nBrum is an interesting take as it was tory \/ lib dem in the 00s that fucked it with the pay stuff. Then capita somehow got a project to save them \u00a31 billion over 10 years which ended up COSTING the council \u00a31 billion. Somehow Capita have got away on the sly with this & somehow still get work.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5qeuo","text":"That's a cracking picture of Camila Batmanghelidjh","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb3wu7","text":"War brings in lots of money and the beneficiaries are not going to give it away, are they. Once the war ends they get money for redevelopment of the country they sold the arms to fight the war. \nOnly losers are the tax payers. We don\u2019t have money to support the poor and needy, we don\u2019t have money to support the NHS and we don\u2019t have money to fight the crime in our own fking land but have plenty to help everyone else out there. \n\nMy rant over ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c69m96","text":"Why the hell ls Liz Truss back in the news cycle. I thought she fucked off!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cuvfjf","text":"Everyone who\u2019s ever met him says he\u2019s not a nice person apparently","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj657s","text":"Utter prick","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by6vom","text":"I\u2019m married to one so definitely a fan, they\u2019re warm and friendly but also incredibly loud and can be a bit over the top sometimes emotionally haha\n\nI\u2019d say Brazilians are incredibly different from Brits in so many ways but they\u2019re lovely people.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b9xbmo","text":"Christ, who'd be a police officer? It seems soul destroying.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5376m","text":"If only more people were like you.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpo73e","text":"I did have a bottle of Pepsi the other day and it tasted exactly like coke zero. Is that why? It tasted rank.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c38d0z","text":"Got a Portuguese bloke at work , very hard worker well mannered.respect.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2xlw6","text":"Missionaries- whether religious or not- are the scum of the earth. Why they have to \u201csave\u201d the rest of the world is beyond me. **Leave peoples\u2019 cultures alone.** Help them, feed them, teach them skills, medicate and educate by all means, but ffs let them be themselves. Missionaries are nothing more than homophobes and scumbags actively trying to destroy as many cultures as they can. They bring viruses and germs to untouched societies that haven\u2019t built up any immunity to those kinds of diseases, and they\u2019ll cross entire oceans just to try and erase the customs of exotic cultures from the pages of history. Just one example, and before you give me any of that \u201cbut they do so much good\u201d horseshit, stop. I know people who WORKED with one of these organisations in Zimbabwe, and they were instructed not to feed\/give water to anyone who didn\u2019t take part in morning prayer. In this day and age! Fuck missionaries and the church\/empire they rode in on.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d691xq","text":"Jesus Christ these comments are heartless, Syria is literally recovering from a civil war and it's one of the most sanctioned countries in this world","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d45m83","text":"She claims brown people are being discriminated against in political positions but I remember not too long ago the entirety of the UK was literally ruled by brown people!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cz78fd","text":"Well it's a war being commanded by an actor\/tv comedian. What do you expect? If not for massive US, UK and EU spending, they'd have succumbed by now.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbbyv0","text":"What about those giant lizards that died out in the Ice Age - haven't seen those around in a while. I'm sure they'd also be a welcome addition to the British countryside. Let's bring 'em back!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bsbuwn","text":"> Pretty much all cars are insured so they may well think there are no real victims\n\nI see you\u2019ve never paid a recent insurance premium or seen your insurance rate jump when you lose your no claims bonus.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsywcn","text":"Are we just supposed to be wearing some sort of Genocide Blinkers at this point? Our governments are taking the piss.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1awfvj5","text":"Prick.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"I asked my GP wife this question when she mentioned it in some BMA magazine she gets.\n\nWhy the fuck is the central government dictating how local GP practices deliver their treatment through implementing these random funding streams. Why is a pot allocated to a GP and they split it based on what they want to employ and then judged on outcomes?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d55iyg","text":"This is why I actively avoid tescos. It's bad enough that they're so expensive, never mind the added tax of not having a clubcard.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp7fjm","text":"Hmm, chocolate or Nigel Farage? Choices, choices ....","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4uto8","text":"I don't understand why she (and others on the left \/ soft left) even want to be part of Labour at this point. All these lies and hostile briefings, it's humiliating. I know FPTP ratfucks anyone outside the two main parties but please have some self-respect.\u00a0\n\n\nI'm near her part of London and probably the last person on Reddit that actually quite likes Diane Abbot. I think she would probably win as an independent in Hackney. Anyway, she now has the opportunity to do a very funny thing after the official electoral candidate cut off.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5ls0c","text":"Lol . Always 3rd raters.\nOne chance they had, they fucked over their young supporters.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1crm6ju","text":"It\u2019s a weird piece. Miscarriages of justice have and continue to happen, I\u2019m sure. This reeks of amateur investigative journalism that\u2019s trying to look like a serious challenge to the outcome of a trial. Problematic to say the least.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndcm3","text":"Someone is funding all of this and it isn't those children.  Disgusts me as they have the potential to end up with criminal records whilst the racist fuck knuckles who taught these children to be this way are hiding away. No child is born racist. So much for land of the free.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1btwk24","text":"Can you imagine if any other party was in government overseeing the completely unnecessary deaths of thousands upon thousands of Brits for the sake of a sub-1% increase to the staffing budget so people stop fleeing the service in droves? If they just stood back knowing this was happening and refused to lift a finger for the better part of 2 years?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cqs8pn","text":"You journalist confuses her personal experience with \"always\".\n\nIf you're a free paper you're not going to be paying much (if anything), and stuff like this gets clicks and shares.\n\nThe usual race to the bottom.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnubir","text":"They dont even get arrested mate, or they do and their on day release after stabbing someone outside maccies. Its disgusting, nothing wrong with the people that attempt to come here legally. But why is it even a question of just letting random fucking people into our first world country? The white British ethnic group remains at estimated 75% of our population. Theres already so many schemes in place to take special care for anyone whos even half black. What about us, the people who are actually British, born and bread, family histories. We are treated like shit just for existing in our own fucking country, and were not even allowed to talk about it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cytc9y","text":"Go on people, go out and vote for the same parties you've always voted for, then wonder why nothing changes.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bh29kt","text":"Good to see you\u2019re with likeminded people, those who know nothing about boxing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c0qbo2","text":"The point of Monopoly is to show that once someone has some money, it's really easy for them to dominate and nobody else can keep up. Monopoly was already describing 2024. Oh, it's also in the name.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bqsr48","text":"How are the Scottish assembly standing up for human rights, when they are attempting to further criminalise peoples most basic right to free speech and expression, even in their own homes, how can they said to be defending human rights?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1avil8p","text":"Is he out of mind, where are the ethics or values in the Israeli army thoughtlessly killing innocent Palestinian children.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnlwem","text":"Baffled how a hawkwind fan could manage to become such a racist insufferable cunt...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"So they haven't actually been fined. Misleading headline.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"Dystopian nightmare pod.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bepvuy","text":"You shouldn't speak when you don't know what you're talking about.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvmp13","text":"Dismantle or  handicap israel","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3z6i1","text":"Hahaha no. They will continue to fling shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1crt4ah","text":"I for one welcome our new goose overlord","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cqh07s","text":"My in the lunch line buying it for \u00a31.20 (so expensive)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bj9hi3","text":"Zionazis are the scum of the earth.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvpxu4","text":"lol yea not sure \/r\/ukpolitics realises that israel is a jewish theocracy with parliamentarians and government  officials who sacrifice red cows from texas to get the messiah attention","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3uw8v","text":"....I'm sure the attempts to run it like a business since the 80s haven't damaged its efficacy.....\n\n\"It should be reformed\"\n\nChrist. What an idea. I'm glad you didn't just throw that in there with zero suggestions as to how it would be structured and funded. \n\n\"Bad thing is bad\"\n\nEdit 1: it's not My job to fix it. \n\nNo, but until you suggest how to fix it, suggesting fixing it is pointless. \n\n*\"Some third world countries have better free health care than us\"*\n\nThis is the point where I call the comment moronic and move the fuck on....","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cd5kfn","text":"I live in London and have spent time in Cape Town and the food wasn't remotely better? Also far less international cuisines to choose from - the \"British food being bad\" trope is getting old","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bcb34h","text":"That\u2019s quality!! ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5bkz6","text":"wow I used to travel around Korea, Malaysia, Taiwan, Singapore, Vietnam etc in my youth and the best thing about it was that food was really cheap and amazingly tasty. \n\nThats a lot of money for a meal. Is it a tourist area?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmj5p2","text":"It's absolutely ridiculous how it's still illegal and how so many people are still against \n\nI could go and buy a load of alcohol get absolutely ruined go out be loud and cause some chaos and do whatever and that's fine even if I do it every week.\n\nBut I have 1 smoke and play some video games or watch some movies and it's completely illegal and I'd get a criminal record ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cu0xh5","text":"Get this girl to put sunak in his place","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3iuah","text":"They make parts for the multi-national F-35, which Israel is also part of.   We're at a point where many of the European air forces are going from F-16s to F-35s.  If they transistion than Europe is safer and stronger and the planes could oossibly be sent to Ukraine.  But due to the latest problem with the F-35 there haven't been any deliveries for about the last 6 months.  As one crucial part has been found to be defective, in some of the later models.   So any further delays are really unhelpful, unless you're Russian.   \n\nThey do make some cheap parts that get put into other missiles and some artillery.   A jam resistant GPS guidance unit for JDAM bombs guidance kits for long range artillery shells and kits to make helicopter launched 70mm rockets more accurate.  Israel has no need of rocket assisted artillery in Gaza as Gaza simply isn't big enough to need it.   The only people who don't like having more accurate firepower are the people who are supposed to be on the receiving end.  As they'd prefer that civilians get killed instead of them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bpyn8z","text":"You think that *more* demands on landlords would be good for the vandalised rental market? \n\nThe market is fucked because of reforms. Your landlord sold and families queue to apply because renting isn't financially viable for many landlords now.\n\nBut at least the prices dropped, right? (S)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1boli15","text":"Being pro immigration control has to stop being considered a racist position. I've always said it's a working class issue, not a race issue. It's an employment and housing issue. It's blindingly obvious. Immigration has benefited the nation over the last 60 years on the whole I'd say. But what the fk has happened over the last 10 years?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d41r44","text":"Where do you get deliberate fraud? It's clearly her fault but no reason to believe it was deliberate","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b9xbmo","text":"I laughed out loud at that. Brilliant","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"there is no difference between the cons and labour. it's just a messaging and branding difference. \n\nWorking class are fucked. \n\nI know people on this sub are more far right than left. I am a leftist. I'd rather people voted reform than labour or conservatives. \n\nI'm going to vote green or independant. depending on how I think will get the bigger voting share. \n\nKier is an absolute dictator. He's kicked out so many MPs from the party. Diane abbott, Jeremy Corbyn kicked out from the party. Anyone left wing is gone. He's going to kick out more if he wins a landslide. I wish the left in this country were more organised and formed their own party. Workers party will only stand in a couple of constituencies.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5a8wa","text":"How did you not get mind controlled at birth though? Are you one of those free thinker\/sovereign citizens we keep hearing about?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1crxfdx","text":"Stfu. If we need to plug any labour shortages, it\u2019s better that they\u2019re from EU nations.\n\nNothing wrong with that, just like Singapore prioritises Chinese immigrants over others. Migration is one topic all native Europeans have common ground on.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5h0ce","text":"Teesside is already barren enough without foreigners draining food banks. You\u2019d be hard pressed to find anyone there with a higher education, so these foreigners are literally more privileged than the locals living there who are forced to use those food banks. The locals don\u2019t have the option of returning home where they\u2019d be considered well-off, and they certainly don\u2019t have savings. \u00a0\n\nI only made a comment the other week saying this is the worst place I\u2019ve ever been in the UK. Just poverty and drug abuse everywhere with no hope in sight. \u00a0 \u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4d0pl","text":"Tories got rid of the police. So now, people can be the cunts they are and nothing will happen to them cause the copshop is way way understaffed","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1byqmvn","text":"The media and the army of reddit posters will find a way to \"whatabout\" this and slide it under the carpet.\n\nAlways happens when something like this is reported.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnd2md","text":"Shame your parents weren't part of it you cunt...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cuktsy","text":"How have you not been to the Isle of Wight.\n\nWas there last year after the schools went back and after a washout summer the weather became nice. Handy as we were camping.\n\nOk it\u2019s not a party island but we had great food at the pubs and found some fossils on the beaches.\n\nI\u2019ve mentioned this before so no affiliation. The Dairyman\u2019s Daughter pub is in the middle a craft area and is worth a look.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4z7k4","text":"\"DON'T LET BIG SCIENCE FOOL YOU! If you inject this into your body you will INSTANYLY DIE! My moon rune crystals can heal all ailments just click the link in the description.\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"Completely empty promises, where does this money come from? Why didn't they do this over the last 14 years if they could have? Even if they did it would only go to tory-friendly towns anyway. Utterly desperate bollocks.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4hrho","text":"How much marginal MW capacity would these even provide? It's not \"national security\" when the action doesn't make any meaningful changes.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4s1td","text":"I\u2019m wearing my winter coat and hat right now. It isn\u2019t great.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0wr7i","text":"Our survey said\n\n\"Fuck off you entitled tory cunt\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cbxn9t","text":"Sometimes I think they do it in purpose\u2026","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmj5p2","text":"I\u2019m sure it well be legalised once people like Theresa May and her husband and all their friends have figured a way to monopolise the market before it even launches. Can\u2019t have any old scrub getting rich and being successful can they.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ud3r","text":"If history has taught us nothing else, selective breeding of European royals always works out well.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cntzlc","text":"It's not Israel that's the problem. It's everyone that supports them because of the USa.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ua2s","text":"Given their odds they can promise everyone gets a bugatti and a blowjob. They can't deliver it nor will they be in a position to. They can just say they promised it and point the finger when reality sets in.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d06vir","text":"There is a certain amount of irony in criticising an organisation previously infiltrated by paedophiles on Reddit of all places.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x3ph","text":"A fixed wealth tax so in twenty years we all pay it. Why not concentrate on wealth creation?\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnr7s0","text":"The parrot (finally an honest politician!)","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cb0zq6","text":"It's just recently become vastly worse, too. While the government is going in for a gimmick that will deport small numbers of people to Rwanda, it has issued enough visas in the last two years to cause net migration of 1.5 million. That's three whole regional cities' worth of people who need houses and jobs and services.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d60q17","text":"Jesus Christ six boys now arrested? Girls have always had it shit in school, but I would dread to have a daughter when boys are running to dickheads like Andrew Tate as role models.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb3vk3","text":"Femi is a grade A knob and articles like this wont help it. We are always quick in this country to put ourselves down, its built into our culture unfortunely however the Welsh and Scottish still celebrate their cultures yet we let daft stuff get in the way of celebrating ours.\n\nWe are at the point where many English young people believe we don't have a culture which is a big issue IMO and most of us are too lazy to celebrate our culture without being a knob about it. I am noticing more and more people identifying as being from another nation when they were born here this isn't good for the country and isn't good for assimilating IMO. \n\nWe have a brilliant culture of around the arts, food and sports which can and should be celebrated. This SHOULD be done as a bank holiday more should be done by Government with celebrations. When you look around the world I doubt you would find a culture that hates itself as much as the English. More people go out for St Patrick's day than St Georges which is disappointing. I can only hope things change in the future but I don't think it will unfortunely.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmdx4t","text":"Of those two pictures I'd say the top one is far more representative of the \"real England\" that people actually experience day to day then the bottom one of Castle Coombe where a 3 bed semi will set you back nearly \u00a3700k and everyone who lives there has had a very different life experience from the average England dweller.\n\nAlso, that bottom photo has had a lot of processing to make it look far more idyllic than it really does.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnc9cx","text":"I love cashew\u2019s","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ccw3z0","text":"Starmer will get more votes if he's anti semite, ...most of the world is anti semite...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d691xq","text":"This is why cyclists worry me . They are fast and heavy enough to do a lot of damage if they hit you, but aren\u2019t insured.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cq4ev3","text":"Ah yes. Him having regret. Then there's the news that Braverman has regret.\n\nIt's just them trying to seem human before next election. They've had the position of influence to do good, for many years, but chose not to.\n\nDon't be fooled. \n\nIf you appreciated how the Tories behaved, then fine, you know what you're voting for.\n\nBut if you didn't appreciate it, don't think this is a leopard changing its spots. Vote based on what you've seen, not their regret and hope.\n\nExpect more of these regret articles in coming weeks. Two in one day isn't bad.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3f986","text":"Even if he was actively dealing heroin right now, it wouldn\u2019t surprise me that Gullis would associate with him.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by2u4l","text":"North east - the people are super friendly. \n\nAlso, the Northumberland countryside is stunning, we\u2019ve got some lovely beaches and we\u2019ve got pretty great access in to Scotland. \n\nJust wish it was warmer.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpegjm","text":"I love super nintendo chalmers!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3mdfk","text":"How the fuck they picked this idiot to be pm. Absolute knuckle dragger.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4s065","text":"Even the highest profile new Tory candidate is an absolute shambles.\n\nWhat a mess they are. Not one of them can do a single thing right.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d48dmh","text":"I\u2019m sure this has nothing to do with his majority of 378 at the last election.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cyq5o9","text":"Sad. But at least it\u2019s the owner that paid the ultimate price and not some innocent bystander.\n\nSad also for the animal, that will be put down.\n\nWhy people feel they need to own killing machines, I will never know.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b3e0op","text":"OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!!! Thank you so much.\nNo wonder I couldn\u2019t find it when searching little rascals lol you rock","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ckrypm","text":"Nearly half a million people took part in one of the protests London, these are citizens of the UK and that muppet calls them all the names under the Sun. Elected to represent, unify and better the community but all she does is sow dissent. She\u2019s been fired twice and doesn\u2019t deserve any platform but for some reason she\u2019s been doing the media rounds.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d60q17","text":"This generation of boys is a lost cause. It's time we start urging our girls to completely distance themselves from them. \n\nJust to top it off, watch them get away with a tepid punishment for this.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"Fuck a doodle doo, I thought I was going mental for a moment there when I saw Mark Steel on the line up, had to rewind and saw it's Mark Steele with an e, who according to Google is some ex-con 5g consipironutter.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1atys09","text":"world leaders kept encouraging and enabling israel even when people said this wasn\u2019t a proportional response or that it would end poorly for palestine. we knew israel was a monster and world leaders shouldn\u2019t get into bed with them\u2026\n\nhere we are months later and israel has shown it\u2019s full of hate and murder with the goal of occupying all of gaza.\n\nnow they\u2019re being bit in the arse and realising how what a moral stain this is and they\u2019re back-pedalling like crazy. \n\nremember this is the same cunt who said palestine could only exist with israel\u2019s permission and then 3 days later say palestine has a right to statehood","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"It\u2019s the Tory way , sell public utilities to private companies ( school chums and relatives ) .\nThey run them into the ground like all private equity companies and pick every bit of fat off them , oversight over utilities and transport is dismal . Their mates probably run that too , bunch of parasites .","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1buzybn","text":"Votes at the cost of business owners. Not a bad thing for most people but it\u2019s not motivated by good intentions.\n\nAlso more tax revenue which no doubt won\u2019t be funnelled back into infrastructure, education, healthcare\u2026..","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ybzr","text":"The lollipop guild are bigger than the PM","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bv42jy","text":"I'm studying a construction related degree right now and I don't know a single person who hasn't thought about emigrating. Before I went to university I took a few years off and worked in Italy when we were still in the EU, well that's all finished now so I don't see a future for myself in the UK as it's no longer a base through which to access Europe. My original plan was to work in the UK for a couple of years and then look for work in maybe France or Germany because why not, but that's become so much harder so I'm looking at New Zealand or Australia when I graduate.\n\nIt's common sense. This country doesn't value young people. Why would a 20 something with a valuable degree stay in the UK and have stagnant wages, shit pensions, crappy housing?\n\nMy brother is doing his doctor training at the moment and he's decided to stay in the UK because he loves the NHS and wants to give something back which is very noble. But for someone like myself who has had their life fucked by 14 years of tory bullshit and Brexit I see no future in the UK.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsbf0r","text":"Cunts.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5gikx","text":"Professor Brian Cox was in D:Ream?  What timeline is this exactly?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cdkst6","text":"Holocaust didn't teach them anything","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35bq6","text":"> Wealthy white men from rural areas are the UK\u2019s biggest emitters of climate-heating gases from transport, according to a study.\n\nSo farmers then. Wow, glad we sorted that out.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d6ayh9","text":"Don't ask what they feed farmed salmon on..","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1co1nxa","text":"He's the only one who can bring back CEEFAX in all its glory, I'm in for Count Binface!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"My grandad worked in the vicitnity him at the Torygraph and thought he was an absolute waste of skin (and Johnson still owes him a couple quid he lent him for a sandwich)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbxn9t","text":"bus drivers are a menace.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boli15","text":">why don\u2019t we enjoy any of the benefits\u2026 like cheap labour and services\n\nBecause you need people who are skilled in those roles to do those roles. Contrary to what they might say, someone coming over from a less developed country probably isn\u2019t a doctor.\n\nIf 500,000 people come in but most of those are unskilled workers, all that does it suppress wages for unskilled work and increases demand for higher skilled work (see; healthcare requirements, tradies, etc)\n\nThe difference with high population places like China is it\u2019s local population getting local training for the local position, not someone who\u2019s got a perhaps less than adequate education coming in and is going to work the till at Lidl.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5k5xh","text":"Shame mysteriously has no effect on people now?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"Brexshit","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2hjqa","text":"Yes definitelyz My WiFi has gone from 32 to 38 and it\u2019s still crap. I\u2019ve switched to BRSK for \u00a323 a month as I was fed up of EE.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38vhm","text":"They want more money... Yeah, so do most people.\nCost of living hit everyone.\nAn FY2 doctor can earn decent money tbh. Learning how to budget and plan will help.\nIt's pathetic and selfish.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3ao5d","text":"RT Davies has been stating they're going to table this for a week, so why is everyone surprised?\n\nIt'll go nowhere. It's just a sideshow for the upcoming General Election.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d67ul5","text":"Getting an apprenticeship changed my life. I was working a dead end career as a chef and an apprenticeship gave me a lifeline into the power industry. I really consider them valuable for the country and are an excellent policy for people who traditionally couldn't afford university (the middle working class, where maintenance funding and grants fall majorly short and parents could never afford to support them). For an extra year or two on a course, an apprentice comes out with the same academic qualifications but 4-5 years industrial experience. I highly recommend people trying to get on one.\n\n\n\n\nI support most of Labour\u2019s policies, however I have to agree with the tories on this one and perhaps lean into the lib dems idea being the best. Rather than extracting funds for retraining, there should be additional funding. I can only see unscrupulous business (which is most) using this to utilise the apprenticeship levy to pay for routine staff training, likely redesigned as an in house delivery so individuals don't even get external certification to utilise.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boli15","text":"Because we imported a bunch of low skilled labour that didn't fill our skills gaps, and actually increased demand for them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cy31p5","text":"Can we vote to move them to Africa?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4pqd7","text":"If Scotland is a third world nation what does that say about the 'strength of the Union' that allowed that to happen under its watch? Same for Wales, Northern Ireland and Northern England.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1avil8p","text":"Zionist puppet\u2026 vote em out","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd9wzg","text":"Nothing this guy says is worth listening to.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ckr51r","text":"The worst PM since Truss","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4uto8","text":"This has been the worst purge in the history of purges","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3gxc7","text":"Am I allowed to mention these scumbags are part of a community that may or may not be unjustifiably discriminated against?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1box4bk","text":"Imagine being such a fucking dumbass that you post yourself vandalising a mural on Instagram","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bz87mw","text":"Ah yes but at the cost of the \u00a310.4 Billion it'll lose in taxes- trust me ...they'll still want that cash so you'll need to 'find it' from other sources (VAT\/Income etc)\n\n\n\n  \nCost to the NHS of smokers? \u00a32.6 billion a year... guessing the gov just pockets the difference for other 'things'\n\n\n\nStill. Good to know it 'Might' go to local causes...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ay04mv","text":"People talk about shamima begum not being allowed back\n\nPlenty of UK people going over to join the idf, committing genocide and then returning\n\nKeep them out too the genocidal maniacs","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d601rh","text":"In the US Alexandria Ocasia Cortez got a few million in grass roots donations.\n\nRight wing (and some left) were loosing their shit saying things like \"She's now answerable to a small minority of activists\". The (purposeful) irony.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boxsgn","text":"Protest harder, go to water companies with a large group of men and women, demand they stop or they will be run out of the county through any means necessary. They\u2019re killing our rivers, our ecosystem, the very thing that keeps us alive. Retaliate","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1awop3j","text":"US says jump, UK says how high Sir?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"Careful! I heard she needs to drink the blood of a virgin every full moon or the lizard people will come to take her away.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5h0ce","text":"Mass migration is a disaster. We really need to get back to a sensible number of carefully selected migrants or the whole ruddy show is going to explode.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jgvb","text":"Its a natural monopoly, so really it shouldn't exist full stop.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by2u4l","text":"West mids, if there\u2019s anything to love about where I live it\u2019s that there\u2019s like a million pubs in my town. Or that we\u2019re basically right in the middle so getting to places by train is quite easy \n\nOreyt duck","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4pqd7","text":"Let's hope the SNP are gutted at this next general election. Binning Humza is the final straw for a lot of voters.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1crxfdx","text":"There\u2019s obviously no political repression, deep social inequality or honour killings in either of the countries you have cited\u2026","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5qeuo","text":"This needs to be framed in a gold guilt frame and put in pride of place in the National Portrait Gallery London. This is legendary.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2xe88","text":"Never had a bad pint at Spoons. Apologies for not being a rich person.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c25yp4","text":"That's a steal!!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bv42jy","text":"How? They\u2019ve lost their freedom of movement thanks to people over 50 who enjoyed it themselves then stole it from the younger generations in 2016. Only about 10% of under 50s would qualify for any kind of permanent work visa in any country. Compare that to 100% of brits free to live as long as they want in any EU country.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndxs7","text":"Once again, where are the Zionazi pussyholes that called me every kind of racist bigoted antisemite for calling this shit out? I don\u2019t see the IDF as Jews any more than I see the Westboro Baptist Church as Christians.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by9ukv","text":"wow the world is finally getting to see the brutality of the Zionest IDF & the evil of  Israel government under zionist rule ,  but most of us knew the evil of them , the Jewish people are not ones causing this , its  not the people\u00a0Palestinan either .","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cvwflz","text":"Because of all the rain interspersed with decent sunshine our garden looks, feels and sounds like the bountiful garden of Eden, it's wondrous, deffinately makes the wet winter worth struggling through.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9kjse","text":"It's actually insane to me that people think importing millions of people into western countries who have vastly different sets of values will work out just because. Remember, we live in democracies. We are importing votes for these values we don't agree with.\n\nWe don't even allow for the possibility of integration and assimilation because we're letting so many in that instead of them conforming to our ways of life, they're changing our ways of life over tim","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdru52","text":"What a fucking cunt","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfftth","text":"Of course nothing can top London's grifty glamour, you can eat your fill and get robbed at the same damn time.\n\nMichelin Star? Nah give me like 10x steak slices instead.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cq87o0","text":"Not sure what else they are supposed to do in the heat. U.K. houses are badly built, and air conditioning is prohibitively expensive. Masses of Lidos and council pools have been shut down along with libraries. We don\u2019t build heat shelters like France did during their killer heat waves. As usual in the U.K. the govt don\u2019t care if you live in misery or drop dead of heat stroke. So they have had to make do as best they can like a lot of people in grinding poverty in broke Britain. I won\u2019t condemn them or sneer at them.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1beflwq","text":"The whole transport infrastructure in the UK is terrible. \nFrequently late, poorly maintained, terribly behaved passengers. \n\nI once got on a train where both the toilets were not working. I told an employee, and they shrugged. What if you were with an elderly relative or traveling with kids? \nA total farce. \n\nLook how efficient the public transport is in Japan and Korea. Why is the UK so incompetent?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfcsgr","text":"This isnt nazi germany, yet...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38fpx","text":"I stopped as soon as he derailed her first comment with \u201cgetting very violent\u201d and set it all off. I can\u2019t listen to that btec Piers Morgan shit, throwing fuel on the fire straight away and interrupting a valid point by making stupid arguments that aren\u2019t relevant.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o9ka","text":"Ahh Brighton and Hove. This is not for the cars because they hate cars, it\u2019s because all the cyclists have probably been threatening to stop voting green if they don\u2019t fix them lol.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38sr1","text":"Looking forward to the new revenue making opportunities now that the post is owned by a privately owned profit driven foreign entity. How about:\n\n* Inserting advertisments into my letters so now I need to untangle everything from within a Domino's leaflet. Oops, I've been made redundant, but at least I'm getting 10% off my next extra large Hawaiian.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bej1jj","text":"Yippe","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"I don\u2019t even own a log burner but fuck right off, Taylor Swift is flying to the other side of her house in a private jet, but we can\u2019t keep warm burning renewables? Nuh uh","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfgqo0","text":"High quality meme","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ybzr","text":"What a pitch to old people\n\n\"Vote for me! I'll kill your grandkids!\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bdtrcv","text":"Not saying she\u2019s perfect but she was treated horrendously by the media and her own party.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb3vk3","text":"I get the Independent but have recently decided to change to a different paper; it\u2019s not very absorbent you see.  Oh, I forgot to mention, I only buy it for my dogs kennels for them to piss on.  To be fair, it\u2019s not even good enough for that\u2026.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d69hhx","text":"I happen to like quirky stories like this. I find them entertaining. I guess you just want death, crime, and politics stories, yeah?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bj9hi3","text":"Israel is doing a holocaust on Palestine.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3i3mt","text":"The whole thing was clearly a hatchet job. Billions bunged to the mates of rich Conservative MPs in farcical contacts during covid, and they are trying to smear Rayner over this utter non story. Pathetic deflection.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3zfn4","text":"I read a story like this a few days ago and it a shame a country like this has such widespread housing issues. The answer is quite simple really in the eyes of many in this country though, just be richer.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsbf0r","text":"Clearly being a psychopath is no bar to being elected to the Knesset..","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cxwfhs","text":"It\u2019s one of my biggest fears, losing the functionality of my bowels and I realised that this fear is mostly due to public perception. Hopefully stuff like this goes someways in changing that.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4qqda","text":"FFS that's 14 million cubic metres or 14 thousand cubic kilometres of shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4uhul","text":"Fuck that. Full driving ban. Tear up their licence. Crush the van and bill therm the cost of that plus the cleanup.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4b2s4","text":"The most frustrating part is just the bare faced lying. Stop lying and just admit it and move on. \n\nAdmit it, you lose the voters who won\u2019t accept it (I for one) and you\u2019ll keep the voters that agree with what you\u2019re doing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1byzy64","text":"She\u2019s awesome.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3cfw6","text":"No one expects a second armada!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c8ssun","text":"Jews have been leaving France for years. 50,000 Jews have left France since 2000 with antisemitism being the most commonly cited reason for leaving. You cannot walk around the streets of Paris with a kippa on, and it\u2019s been this way for years.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d601rh","text":"Is this the MP that has been pictured campaigning with a heroin dealer?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnn6h7","text":"gotta say mate, saying \"Hitler wanted it as a capital\" is not necessarily a positive.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1beomjd","text":"He\u2019s right, history will not judge this time kindly.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1pqka","text":"At least we agree on the important things :)","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bka6ay","text":"The main question is what's going on with the headline? It's like a toddler wrote it... Completely inappropriate emoji combined with 'scary' in quotes... I mean I'm sure it would be terrifying if that happened.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d37ath","text":"Agrivoltaics is the answer. However, that land and soil is going to be preserved for another 50-100 years and saved from erosion. \n\nIf you don't know what I'm talking about, go and ask farmers in the Fens, how much black soil they have left.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3mdfk","text":"> hateful platform\n\nThey prefer to call it \"Conservative Party HQ\".","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bkki2y","text":"American company, what a shock. \n\nIf you did the same to their colours there would be hell on. \n\nAmericanisation is the process of obliterating European ideology and culture and substituting it with Recreational McUSA Bullshit","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d35qlg","text":"Diane \"white people love playing divide and rule\" Abbott has a history of making racist remarks. She may be genuinely sorry for her latest undisciplined outburst (as much as I doubt it), but it'd only be a matter of time before she did the same again.\n\nDespite what the activists say, this is the only positive outcome.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"The problem with Boris is that he has always engaged in the persona of, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.\n\nThis kind of person should have never had the opportunity to run for higher office. Unfortunately as he's a good liar, people thought he'd be a laugh because he's like them.\n\nHe's just a complete mess and has never ever had to face the consequences of his actions, so he continues to behave like a twat and always will do.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2xgmo","text":"I can\u2019t wait for Labour to take charge and fix everything like I\u2019m being told on Reddit. They must have done a great job the last time they were in power to be held in such high regard.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d6ccd4","text":"I have seen people driving 30-40k cars stealing. So surely they can afford it. Also working in retail made me realise that anyone can steal.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d67ul5","text":"Can't forget Subway's \"Apprentice Sandwich Artist\" at some \u00a32 per hour... jesus.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1crm6ju","text":"People are conflating  the idea that the evidence presented shouldn\u2019t have been enough to convict her with the idea that she is \u201cinnocent\u201d.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"Banger username.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9kjse","text":"It's a really serious problem that young white people are being taught to hate their own countries, people, history and culture and this is not hyperbole to any degree, it's literally true and it will manifest in all sorts of ways down the road.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4zore","text":"Hope that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.\n\nThanks Eric.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5hsxf","text":"Yet thousands of parents pay for their kids to watch pantomime every Chrisrmas and nobody gives a shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4uhul","text":"Another nonsense platform about to be rendered meaningless.   \nMay as well promise free homes made of chocolate Rishi.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ndh0","text":"The dead look in his eyes is unnerving","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbxh7o","text":"If this despicable policy is ever implemented then eventually there will be a reckoning, another Nuremberg, and all ryannair staff involved in sending these poor people to their deaths in Rwanda will undoubtedly use the excuse of \u2018just following orders\u2019.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2lemw","text":"That\u2019s the consequence of demographic and cultural change. Different stories, with no relation to the UK (its landscape and history), are being told or created. Personally I wonder how long it will be before Stonehenge becomes our version of the Bamiyan Buddhas or St Paul\u2019s Cathedral another Hagia Sophia. Now for the outpouring of hate for another\u2019s opinion!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c1mqfr","text":"They are the one provoking me terror, we are gonna end up in a nuclear war because this crazy haters, doing to other people what their grandfather suffered.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4rmlq","text":"This is really about the reputation of the police. \n\nI'd love to be able to assume that the police wouldn't set a dog on someone without good reason.\n\nUnfortunately, that's not an assumption I'm confident making.\n\nI think it's very plausible that a small proportion of police officers would be happy to set a dog on someone in an act of performative revenge. I think it's also plausible that a much larger proportion of police officers - probably most of them - would happily look the other way while that happened. I would expect this to be more likely if the guy had scorned the police officers involved, because they're extremely protective of their own hurt feelings, but that's another issue altogether.\n\nI wish none of this was so. It's a tragedy. But police behaviour in the UK has not been wonderful for a long time and the result is a lack of confidence in their good behaviour.\n\nThe fact that this guy might be an absolute scumbag is irrelevant. It's the job of the courts to pass sentence, not the police. If they're shown to have acted properly, so be it. If not, they should be charged with crimes and imprisoned like anyone else would be, and the fact that they are usually shown to be (to all practical purposes) immune from the criminal law is a large part of the problem.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b12yux","text":"They will kill you, stones or not.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bcep0v","text":"Do you really think life is so simple? Good guys vs bad guys is not how this works.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cj6sbh","text":"Ah nah he's only extremely eroded the moral fabric of society, and tarnished the reputation of a British institution by lying for personal gain, not completely destroyed it, we should do him like Truss and Borris and pay him a wage for the rest of his life \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"He doesn\u2019t hate them. It\u2019s worse than that, he doesn\u2019t care at all.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2ww02","text":"A friend of mine's kid just finished his F2 training and the first thing he did was bugger off to Australia.\n\nIt amused me no end. Especially since he was 1st generation born to immigrant parents.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ctyga5","text":"So the article says we're he still alive he'd have faced criminal charges and I have to say I don't see the point. If they have evidence the choking was consensual, he clearly is distraught about what happened. Why waste court time and public money- he'd have had to live with it. Was the behaviour, in particular the drugs and shit reckless? Sure. But it was reckless for both of them not just one of rhem","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bkceki","text":"It\u2019s a non-issue, a good start but what percentage of the billboards do they own ? Like I said definitely a good thing. \n\nTime to start promoting allotments and educating people on growing and maintaining their own produce for property owners would be a massive step, which I do believe happened before (maybe not uk) and failed miserably.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4sjzx","text":"How? Wouldn't you see or small a dead body?\n\nI guess it's good that you said the last time you heard something like this happen was in the 90s. But it shouldn't happen now & again.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d35bq6","text":"We need to have a national discussion on why the editor felt comfortable putting \u201cWhite\u201d in the title of this article.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5wzpn","text":"What a heap of shit. \n\nWhy does the government not pummel companies who miss deadlines like this and fuck everything over for the rest of us?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfcsgr","text":"donkey faced","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmdx4t","text":"The English should be proud of their rich heritage and the many, many gifts to civilization that came from their island. Had you not so fully committed to liberalism, I would have nothing but respect for your country. Nonetheless, be proud. \n\nA German","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1twc4","text":"Sure mate ill pop to the front for 3.50 only if I can replace you testies with  concor shells","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"Bunch of weirdos telling everyone how little integrity they have.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"The damage has already been done. \n\nJust take a look at the ONS data on ethnicity of various places then take a look at school students with English as second language. \n\n\"But why is this a problem, are you just raciiiist?!?!\" \n\nWould anybody be this flippent if it was an ethnic minority this was happening to? In a couple of generations the English will no longer be a majority in their own nation. \n\nI sometimes think that it's a kind of sick revenge against the British for empire, England and it's people must die for their great great grandfathers sins","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l0pg","text":"Let see if we can pull together a half competent cabinet before we go making any big decisions. I would love to rejoin, but pushing that now will just make the entire election about that, there are more important things to sort out first.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cvwflz","text":"Agreed. I love this beautiful country. You can walk through nature and farmland for hours without having to encounter anyone.\n\nJust surrounded by birds, butterflies and bees, with the occasional squirrel and frog.\n\nI look forward to the long, warm days every summer when I can put on a podcast and go for a walk. It\u2019s blissful.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bemu8c","text":"Feel like this post is a debate full of hypocrites.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4yakh","text":"Everyone sucks in this situation, but it feels like justice was served. \n\nLloyds get bad publicity. \n\nThe family gets guilt and grief, because they didn't provide enough support. \n\nWoman attacks someone weaker than her and the worst possible outcome happened. The sentence was fair and proportionate. \n\nI get why some people are mad, I'm a black guy and I've had to show restraint all my life and walk away. I've been wronged several times, including being hit. I don't react because I know that I won't receive a fair and proportionate sentence, if a confrontation takes a turn for the worst. Life ain't fair and Kemi Badenoch would be championing my tougher sentencing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cv6iym","text":"The smoke screen is real, and Suella (along with the host) tried very hard to distract the points the student was making. Shit channel.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bwgrlq","text":"Yep. Not to mentions the privatised water companies pissing all their revenues out as dividends for pension funds in Canada and Dubai rather than reinvesting it in local infrastructure. Resulting in higher costs for customers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpe534","text":"I like the rain well the ones in the summer I do because it's warm and the rain feels refreshing","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bk83rc","text":"When the democratically elected government by the people for the people don\u2019t listen the people because they know we will not do anything. It is time to teach them a good lesson so no one will dare to repeat it again in the future. Are we going to do it? Short answer is NO\n\nPolice force has more time to mess around with peaceful protests than dealing with crime. Are we going to do anything about it? Again the answer is NO.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbbyv0","text":"As someone who would be sharing spaces with them, absolutely not.\n\nThey'd cause mayhem with farming too I suspect.\n\nEveryone who is saying yes likely lives nowhere close to where these packs would be roaming.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l0pg","text":"The thing about Brexit is that it lets you hypothetically do a bunch of stuff that you can't do in the EU, like control migration, intervene to support heavy industry, and be a lot more explicit in insulting the French.\n\nWhen Labour aren't campaigning to rejoin the EU, they can effectively attack the Government on their failure to do what they promised and what people wanted. When they campaign to rejoin the EU, the position flips, and the Conservatives can again make the argument to do all the stuff that they aren't actually doing. \n\nThe far more sensible strategy is to win power, demonstrate to left behind voters that the government is actually committed to helping them and can be trusted, and then explain why rejoining would offer this better than remaining outside.\n\nUnfortunately, that requires a lot of work. A lot of remainers care enough to tweet, but get quite bored at the prospect of actually coming up with a good solution for the parts of the country they don't actually give a shit about.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ca5pfy","text":"High grade civil servants are usually the result of decades of specialisation. You get a few that are generalists with a talent for administration, or who have the rare talents of being a good public speaker being able to motivate staff. They can nearly always step into the private sector for more money and are hard to get to return after. It's a huge loss of investment even not including the price of the courses they took over the years at Sunningdale, now a nebulous online virtual 'campus'. They only stay because the benefits usually balance out some of the poor wage (less so with 60%, constant efficiency drives) or because the work is for the public good.\n\nTake away the concept of working for the public good and there's no reason to stay. When they all leave we'll be stuck with outsourcing, or the various consultants 'donated' by some of the worst people in the world. American Private Healthcare companies and evangelical anti-abortion activists mostly.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"\u2018I don\u2019t hate you, I just need to throw you under the bus to appease older voters\u2019","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d38fpx","text":"Took just 2 and a half minutes to lose his head. Outstanding.\n\nWarra calm and coherent interview.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"Seriously tho, what point does mandatory service serve. No conscript is gonna be motivated because of some russian attack on mainland europe and are gonna end up as cannonfodder.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ca0v08","text":"I think some people are missing the broader points here of course through our situations such as football matches where fans are separated and it makes sense there is a larger issue here The larger issue is that these protests are portrayed as pure pro Palestinian peace protests and if that were true there would be no issue with someone who is openly Jewish walking amongst these protesters but the moment we see someone who is Jewish is targeted because they are Jewish it exposes the real agenda of some of the protesters and therefore and that is the issue here.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38fpx","text":"I've always found this duo to be particularly odd. The way he has his sidekick 'Ash', who is never mentioned in credits, and whose only purpose seems to be a punching bag for James Whale. BIZARRE","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cys01q","text":"Massive journal subscription fees are one. The library will actually be expensive to run with many textbooks costing several hundred pounds each. \n\nSalaries of postdocs, PhD scholarships they will fund some of. Lecturer and professor salaries and pensions arent that cheap.  \n\nLab equipment, maintenance of the more fancy machines usually come with expensive service packages. Consumables in the lab are insanely expensive as well. \n\nRunning certain courses are certainly expensive and from my experience in science, it's not cheap.  \n\nThere are a lot of predatory business that charge universities extortionate amounts of money. Look up how much they pay annually to academic journals alone and I think you'll be shocked.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbea55","text":"As i understand it, our courts have ruled the scheme illegal because of Rwandas proven dodgy record on human rights.\n\nThe plan itself, to send them to another country for processing isn't actually illegal so they should be able to find a safe country to do this.\n\nSimply declaring Rwanda officially safe is insane, particularly as there are Rwandan refugees fleeing from Rwanda who have applied for asylum in the UK.\n\nThe Home office won't talk about this, but i suspect that the finances won't stand up for scrutiny and i suspect that the UK taxpayer has financed those Rwandan homes their government is currently selling off that Cruella Slaverman admired so much.\n\nRwanda is yet another black hole for taxpayer's money and the National Debt is about to hit \u00a33 trillion. (\u00a33,000,000,000,000).\nIt was about \u00a31.1 trillion in 2010 when they took over.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf anyone is interested, i am setting up a petition to deport the Conservative party to Rwanda, it probably won't happen, but it will give the civil service a laugh.\n\n\nDear David K*****,\n\nYou\u2019re not done yet!\n\nForward the email below to your potential supporters.\n\n5 people need to click the link and confirm their support for us to check your petition.\n\nOnce you\u2019ve gained the required number of supporters, we\u2019ll check your petition to make sure it meets the petition standards. If it does, we\u2019ll publish it. We have a very large number of petitions to check at the moment so it may take us longer than usual to check your petition. Thank you for your patience.\n\nOnce your petition has 21 signatures it won\u2019t be able to add more until it\u2019s been checked by the petitions team. So, please wait until it\u2019s been checked and published before sharing it more widely.\n\nThanks,\nThe Petitions team\nUK Government and Parliament\n\nI\u2019ve made a petition \u2013\u00a0will you sign it?\n\nClick this link to sign the petition:\n\n\nMy petition:\n\nDeport the entire Conservative party to Rwanda.\n\nSend the Conservative party to Rwanda to enjoy their new life in the sun. If this isn't feasible, i would settle for just the Cabinet and Parliamentary Conservative party.\n\nThey are utterly useless.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cyaq43","text":"Best bit is the guy was paid. This bill does nothing for anyone but attempt to make it look like they\u2019re doing something","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4f953","text":"I think you missed the point","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l0pg","text":">\u00a0this is what happens when you essentially hand a toddler (more than half the electorate) a harpoon (supreme transformational change).\n\n\nYes, but let's not forget most of the blame is still with the government.\u00a0\n\n\n1. The referendum was not legally binding and the amount of people who came out against the result should of been cause for pause and more discussion.\u00a0\n2. They did not have to trigger article 50 straight away. Could of actually worked out what Brexit might look like and present that to the public before doing anything.\u00a0\n\n\nThe referendum should of been, \"ok the public want to leave EU. Let's see what that looks like\". Not \"the public want to leave the EU, let's go NOW\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cogq3r","text":"When the anti white police and government say 'we urge you to stop speculating' this basically means a a terror attack by the religion of peace. I'm sure this guy just arrived off a boat not long ago and was on a day visit out from his 5 star hotel. \n\nWhen the sword attack happened not long ago, that was clearly a display of poor mental health, but this religion of peace does it because Thier god says so.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c6hvsa","text":"Are you Yanks still as funny as toothache\u2026arse\u2026.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by6vom","text":"I met a Brazilian at work recently. He works remotely most of the time but made a visit to our country\u2019s office.\n\nI thought he was Spanish by mistake and I saw him on his own in the kitchen so I said *\u201dhola\u201d* using the very little Spanish I know (thanks Dora). \nHe was a bit shocked (like wow) but then looked at me and his face changed to confused looking, so I said *\u201coh no\u2026are you not Spanish?\u201d*\n\nHe replied *\u201cno I\u2019m from Brazil\u2026but?\u2026so?\u2026 you\u2019re not Portuguese\u201d*\nI didn\u2019t understand what he meant though so I asked him why he thought I was Portuguese.\n\nHe said *\u201cyour pronunciation was 100% Portuguese it sounded native so I was excited to have a colleague who was a Portuguese speaker but then I turned to see a small English girl (thanks) and you don\u2019t even look 1\/2 Portuguese it make no sense to me! Your *hola* in Spanish was pronounced very very wrong, but for Portuguese it\u2019s perfect, I\u2019m impressed!\u201d*\n\nWe then laughed so much at the fact that my Spanish is so bad that I momentarily convinced a Brazilian man I was fluent in Portuguese. \nNow we are friends. \n\n\nSo I think they have good humour and are forgiving.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"They were not going to win the young vote anyway. Does anybody know how old you\u2019d have to be to have experienced National Service? The elderly seems to think it\u2019s necessary for the youngsters but never experienced it themselves, and they would have us to believe that they turned out alright despite the fact.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6aqxo","text":">\u201cTherefore, supporters clubs of traditional Labour and Reform voters have been set up, to allow people to tell Mr Largan that they\u2019re supporting him.\n\n>\"These are called Labour for Largan and Reform for Robert. Such supporters\u2019 clubs are not a new phenomenon.\u201d\n\nDoes Mr Largen think his constituents are as thick as he is?\n\nSpent some time in high peak and it wouldn't surprise me if they were.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4z7k4","text":"A heavily sellable product with very slim proof of cancer reduction.  Sounds like a pharma bros wet dream.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cb3wu7","text":"lol. mate where do these nutty takes come from. Dont tell me you believe what you read in the loss-making newspapers? The loss-making UK newspapers are only published to shape and neuter public opinion. The apologist is you, not Corbyn. But you dont even know that about yourself yet. Wow","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bzv2q8","text":"The Express has been rather unsucessfully predicting the WORST WINTER EVER!!! for the past decade at least :)\\~ I'm still waiting.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2y53i","text":"This creates an extremely bad incentive for companies to underperform to avoid fines!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d47cc5","text":"A good economic policy from Reform UK. Has Hell frozen over?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3e02g","text":"r\/Scotland is apoplectic over the fact he's not spending a year eating the queen's porridge","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b4lm23","text":"Utter disgrace. But they disgrace themselves and show the whole world.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsvd47","text":"I swear, ever since Covid nobody wants to work anymore!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp7fjm","text":"The NHS is failing so let's blame fat people? \n\nYeah, that take is stupid as fuck lol, blame the government that allowed it to be privatised.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bbbyv0","text":"That will be a pain in the arse post apocalypse.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brspxf","text":"In that case I await developments with interest!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bk8q8i","text":"Yes yes we've heard it all before - if we pave over the entire country we could easily fit infinity migrants!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3gl60","text":"No they are not . Look at prisons in places like Philippines then come back and tell me UK prisons are overcrowded.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bb8c3o","text":"Surprisingly good film","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1chdm7r","text":"I do this.  A local takeaway pwner is a fully qualified doctor, but was so sick of not neing ablkle to treat everyone, so left and started a take away. His food is indian and is gorgeous.  Now he can treat everyone with his home cooked food. Quite a change in jobs :) I have rang him twice for help, and it always been good advice.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5qeuo","text":"It captures his personality perfectly.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38sr1","text":"Something so important shouldn\u2019t be allowed to be owned by a private company, never mind a foreign entity. This is insanity.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2hdo4","text":"I, for one,miss how un-curved our bananas have become. Back in the day,  you could rely on a certain curvature, but looking at the banana stands now, might as well be eating yellow cucumbers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3x6ti","text":"Know somebody in a trust.  They had the new system in but it didn\u2019t have the functions of the old system. Basically various tasks for onboarding and off boarding staff.  So they went to the emergency plan.   Got an external software consultant in who spent 6 months in the HR office taking plans and writing software.  Spend hundreds of thousands.   Went to implement it and NHS IT refused to let the external system access the main database.  \n\nSo they are still on the emergency system years later.  Much less efficient.  All manual and relay on managers completing tasks.  When they don\u2019t things like lease cars and equipment don\u2019t get cancelled and payments are still made.  \n\nThat\u2019s why the software cost 900 million and is still shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2xlw6","text":"We did similar things to the natives of America and Canada, even went as far as raping their children (well the catholic brits did). We know the british empire did awful things but us brits in today\u2019s society mostly had nothing to do with colonialism. If you\u2019re really passionate about what happened in Kenya then you\u2019ll probably be better off trying to informing the department for education because none of us here can teach it in school, heck I\u2019m still learning in school","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bij6ji","text":"This aged well","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bjrthf","text":"Why? The sheer incompetence of the Bank of England under the 'leadership' of this doughnut, together with the ever wrong OBR  is stunning, yet still our politicians allow them to constantly undermine our economy.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5r159","text":"And there's no way someone non-white or socialist\/left have these facts conveniently ignored by our media.  \n  \nThe headline would be so different.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ctyga5","text":"What a difficult take on what they would have thought was a little raunchy weekend. That\u2019s so bloody difficult to comprehend. Sex workshops (I don\u2019t know like a meeting or something) could help spread the word on safe practices. \n\nCondolences to them and their family, that\u2019s a sad read.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4yakh","text":"How sad for both involved. The push was retaliation rather than defence; but generally just a bad decision made in the moment.\n\nA smackhead once flicked a lit ciggy end in my face, he was walking the opposite way so I turned ran up behind him and only after I closed the distance did I stop my self from punching him in the back of the head, likely breaking my hand and potentially killing him.\n\nI\u2019ve been in more than a few scraps, but I\u2018ve rarely ever in my life been just that upset over something. I was pissed off because of having a ciggy flicked at me but that didn\u2019t compare to the days maybe even weeks after thinking \u00a0about how bad that could have been. To do something so stupid. Not only was it terrifying and horrible to think I could have killed him but embarrassing to think that I\u2019d ruin my life and hurt everyone around me over something like that.\u00a0\n\nThat\u2019s a moment where I can say I truly grew up and if it had happened years before, as angry and aggressive as I could be towards people who I felt deserved it, I might have made the wrong choice.\n\nWhich is why I feel sorry for that young girl. If she has empathy then she doesn\u2019t need prison as she\u2019ll carry this for the rest of her life.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4ph5t","text":"Friend of mine had it published she was shagging another bloke when her ex rolled up and beat him to death and her half to death. \n\nShe certainly wasn't shagging him but because the killer said that was his motivation once they ran eith it ever since. Fuck the media","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bkceki","text":"Nvm I didn\u2019t see the \u201cowned\u201d part, what an utter waste of time , the council have essentially done absolutely fuck all","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ckrypm","text":"A large number of politicians are linked directly to Zionist organisations.\nIt's interesting how the British veterans of Palestine have been ignored and conveniently forgotten about.\nYou could make at argument that she is betraying their memory and the other victims of the Zionist Terrorists.\nThings like the king David hotel bombing, the murder of Lord Moyne,the murder of Folke Bernadotte,the Sargent's affair and all the other acts of terror.\nThere was even a letter bombing campaign in the UK  by Zionists.\n","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cq5za5","text":"Why isn\u2019t bro voting for his own country anyway? Grifting shitstain fr\n\nEDIT: mb, I meant why cant he root for his country","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ymrj","text":"George Galloway is against mass migration while the Greens openly claim to favour open borders on their website, so even Galloway isn\u2019t as insane as they are.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3ywj7","text":"\u201cYou guys are saving?\u201d Im living on the breadline. Welp another 55 hour week incoming. \n\nJoke of a country.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d490fz","text":"You are just utterly pulling that price out of your arse mate","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c7flab","text":"There are no martyrs. Religion has enough blame for compelling such inhumane behaviour without spreading its sick ideas. You do not get rewards for suffering.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsywcn","text":"Fuck Israel and fuck the international community for allowing them to get away with the evil shit they\u2019ve been doing for years now.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b3klmn","text":"I'm sorry to hear about your dad. CTE was not so well understood back in the day, Welsh rugby player JPR Williams who played in the '70s said:\n\n\"The game was amateur, we only probably had physical contact once a week. Now they have it every day, the brain needs time to recover, it's like any organ in the body, it is quite a worry, it's repetitive, not even huge bangs but repetitive small injuries to the brain can be a problem in later life.\"\n\nCTE is definitely an issue in lots of sports. heading the ball in football, rugby (everything!), boxing, jockeys in horse racing. but what is the solution? most youngsters will still risk it.\n\nI knew someone quite well who worked with an Australian NFL team and she told me the young guys who weren't big enough were told to go away and come back when they were bigger - however they managed to do that. and plenty of ways to get there if you're in gyms. doping is crazy prevalent now. she also worked with an AFL team and told me about the amount of recreational drugs they were taking, which finally came out in the media.\n\nThe show will go on because of $$$.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bd9wzg","text":"UK universities are undermining it pretty well on their own. Feels like a degree now is just another hoop to jump through to get into a shite paying job that will utilise none of it. \n\nSure, going to a prestigious university opens doors, though I suspect most of the people in those universities had a lot of doors already open.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4ndph","text":"This is what I wish people would accept. Our priority is to get rid of authoritarian nationalists, whether they're English authoritarian nationalists (Tories) or Scottish authoritarian nationalists (SNP). The SNP are the Scottish mirror image of the Tories. Every bit as despicable.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ctn9dw","text":"At least when I was a kid. I recall a double flake cone being like \u00a31:50 - \u00a32.50. Man was it a treat if we were allowed that. Now I buy it for myself for \u00a34.50\u2026 :(","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4z7k4","text":"So what quack medicine do you think they'll promote instead? They've done bleach & horse medicine already ...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bq6tfs","text":"To be fair to sticky ricky he NEEDS to steal 1bn of taxpayer money, the first billion he immorally collected is lonely.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bfc92u","text":"Mistaking?? I call bollocks.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4q7bh","text":"NATIONALISE!!!\n\nIm shocked this issue hasn\u2019t triggered mass protesting","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bthc64","text":"Palestinians have the right to food. Israel shouldn't be bombing international charities.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by2u4l","text":"From London but now live on the outskirts of Portsmouth\n\nI wouldn't move back to London its much less peopley where I live,  but Portsmouth is rammed so I avoid that as much as possible\n\nBest thing about it for me is there's some nice nature reserves near me and some harbours for some nice relaxing walks","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cede54","text":"Insult to cunts, cunts are useful. \n\nNever seen an actual cunt grind down the working class to enrich their wealthy friends.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1baofai","text":"Always found it a massively weird plotline in that show - she's supposed to have picked up a Southern working class accent from a James Bond film","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1b12yux","text":"They used gas in the gaza city tunnels and managed to kill 3 more hostages\nJews gas Jews gives Ironic a completely lunatic outlook","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4q7bh","text":"So it looks like a petrol station leaked into the ground (in 2023) and it\u2019s leaked (via a leak) into the water supply or just where the water is pumped from or something.    \nA whole lot of leaking and a whole lot of shrugging and people are drinking petrol. Lovely.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bxcg2v","text":"Very lucky.\n\nBetter choccy than all that wafer rubbish.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bdru52","text":"Yeah OK, I see what you mean.\n\nIt should be as simple as.. the job goes to the best prospect, race should not even factor into it.\n\nI hate how the more progressive and woke this country gets, the more problematic it is... Its like our culture is self harming","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cncsbd","text":"We laugh at it today but this will all be set in stone given enough time. Not enough people are willing to stand up against nonsense due to cancel culture. The only small win will be the I told you so when it\u2019s all too late.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"Could it be that the powers that be are promoting the sort of drivel which the likes of Cockpins spews out because it's a convenient distraction from the damage they're actually doing ?  For example, why worry about bird numbers falling due to the effects of pesticides on insect populations, when you can blame it all on 5G ?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cpjmpd","text":"Don\u2019t punch a gift horse in the face","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bmy3cn","text":"As someone who's had this egg, it kinda slaps... While absolutely looking like a baked potato","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvu52z","text":"For some? He should have his passport taken.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bp0vhr","text":"The British Museum recognise theft?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ch1318","text":"Pick ip a fucking book jesus christ. As an irish person, the least this sub could do is show us a bit of respect after all the shit we've had to endure throughout of history, including recent history.\n\nBritain chose to give a massive fuck you to the irish and good Friday agreement with brexit because they never once considered the border in Ireland. So don't act smug now.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4q7bh","text":"Fuck these ghouls. Ban increases in public utility prices for a year and subsidise utility companies who haven\u2019t blown billions in dividends when they had issues like this that went unfixed. Let Thames go under. Buy it back for pennies on the pound and renationalise it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5srmp","text":"Tuition fees.... Honestly you put it in a very verbose way... But their political grave should just have those two words.\n\n\n\nI know someone who voted for them in every election for 60 years.... The day nick I'm a wanker clegg stood with Cameron in the rose garden and looked all lovey dovey... He burnt his membership cards\/badges etc. Now he votes green in an area where the greens have no chance and the liberals should be winning really....\n\nTo any liberals reading this... You had your taste of power.... And what did it taste like..... Deceit? Treachery? Stupidity?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5hsxf","text":"Yeah no sorry, I find the accusation of being obtuse to be grossly offensive.\n\nDrag was every bit of a part of the likes of pantomime through my childhood and it never once was sexualised.\n\nI think for *you* if you're making the link between drag and it being sexualised then I would say it's definitely you that has the issue here.\n\nThis is only now an issue because of anti-lgbtq sentiment that's being driven by religious groups.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4xckp","text":"These people need to fuck right off. Literally incapable of taking any personal responsibility. In my first post-graduation job I took the time to understand my pension, contributions, projections, etc. I fully expect to work until I'm 70 along with many people in theirs 20s, 30s and 40s who have been fucked over by boomers.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5yr56","text":"Although in typical fashion the BBC bring in to the story the \u201cfar right\u201d protest in central\nLondon despite it having no relevance to the Wembley arrests.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ck3c44","text":"I'm assuming you're a dude probably between the age of 16-25 looking at your jeans and emoji use. If that is the case then I assume your mates are the same age. At which point. They're just mates being knobs because it's funny. They're nice boots dude don't take everything to heart","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5jecs","text":"It depends on how you classify left and right.\n\nWe're had Tories so long that what classifies as left is so skewed.\n\nAlso, in these times we need a lot more 'left' policies. Controlling housing, making taking over private services like trains, supporting the people, taxing profiteering from corporations.\nThese kinds of things have gone out of control lately and need to be reigned in, so I'm that sense I think most people support this kind of stuff.\n\nStarmers policies would be considered right wing years ago...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5x2ir","text":"Alcohol really is a huge issue in this country","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmandb","text":"You saying that Russians are not brutal and in over two years of war they haven't committed mass executions rapes etc. They haven't changed, they brutal like nobody else, Germans to this day have nighmares about Russian taking their wife's and daughters...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1clonsi","text":"Absolutely disgusting. The ICC should be seeking prosecution of every single person whose name is on that list.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d6810g","text":"Stop propagating nonsense. The whole tourism shtick is bollocks. People visit to see the country, not because of a posh nonce family.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ch4w16","text":"This is exactly what I thought when I saw the headline. Yes, let's teach people in this country that Israel is a terrorist state who murdered Britain's (as well as a very large number of Palestinians and others) to create their extremely religious ethno state. That's a very good idea. Well done, that MP.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c9p8uw","text":"North Lincs my beloved. Scunthorpe my beloved","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4dgk9","text":"Sounds like a far-right jackboot-licker's wet dream. I fully expect to see this in Reform's manifesto.\n\nThis sort of thinking died out with the Victorians. It's senseless to allow people to die from overcrowding needlessly and deliberately.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bvw8av","text":"Just do, say and think the opposite of Suella Fucking Braverman and you can\u2019t go far wrong in life.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1ck9dc8","text":"Tough vote there .. I think we need an English government that know what they talking about and start putting us British people that born here first .. stop putting thoses that come here illegally first and us British born people second \u2026 it\u2019s a disgrace..","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d325m5","text":"I don't know if it's related or not, but my grandparents were given a grant to get insulation done on their house, they went through with it and within weeks the wallpaper was noticeably wet. I think they ended up getting it torn out at their own expense.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"Just as soon as they deliver the last 14 years of broken promises\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b22zae","text":"Nah. Too busy fighting each other to hold our government to account for failing this country.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cmjixy","text":"Great places, thanks! Are there any scenic routes to drive through?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cs59ou","text":"Imagine cheating at eurovision and STILL LOSING that is so embarassing lol","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdkst6","text":"Fuck Israel","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3grdf","text":"Not an MP nor is his standing. Why does he get so much air time?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9kjse","text":"What? Pupils hate a country that doesn't give a fuck about them? How shocking.\n\nNote that it's the same in France. Go to any (public) school and you'll have many hands raised when a similar question is asked. Simply because gvts after gvts have catered for the boomers almost exclusively, asking younger generations to be just grateful. Add to that the second or third generation immigrants that couldn't integrate society and you just know the situation won't improve anytime soon. Frankly, I don't blame young people for hating a country that never loved them.\n\nEDIT: So much hate at immigrants here... No wonder so many young people feel like they don't belong if all they hear is that they are the sources of all problems. Racist people are so fucking stupid, it's insane.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1boxsgn","text":"To put this is context, a year is 8,670 hours.   \n\nWhich I think means - but someone please correct me - that there were the equivalent of 461 outlets pumping out raw sewage 24\/7 in 2023\n\nThis is utterly horrifying.   Clean Water is a fundamental human right, and a natural monopoly \n\nOne might possibly attempt to construct an argument that if these were British owned ventures doing their best we should cut them some slack\n\nHowever, like everything else, the uk water industry was sold off by maggie in the \u201880s.   Not only that, the government took on \u00a345 billion of debt  - or more accurately made taxpayers responsible for the debt.   \n\nmultinationals, private equity and hedge funds that now own uk water companies are absolutely gleeful that they don\u2019t need to do any expensive sewage management because the tories have made it clear they don\u2019t care about that.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2y53i","text":"I can\u2019t remember the last year that went by where water companies (and any other utility \/ service in private hands) didn\u2019t say they needed to increase prices to invest in better infrastructure, only to see bigger dividends pay out, record profits and seemingly no improvement service. This is just years of neglect coming home to roost","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3a6dd","text":"Who would want to throw their hat in the ring, give up work and spend money to get a kicking in 6 weeks time?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d06vir","text":"That's a dark day for women in the UK. Her seniority got her into committees and places that other women MPs of less tenure don't get invited into. Which means they remain male dominated, despite making important decisions for women everywhere","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5wzpn","text":"\"With UK airports missing the June deadline for scanners and others with awaiting regulatory approval, passenger confusion reigns\"\n\nThe UK in a nutshell...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csifgb","text":"It's a month window for everyone to find their ideal day off and event.\u00a0\n\n\nThere is zero irony in an out-group's\u00a0 intolerance of bigotry.\n\n\nAnd you're the one moaning.","sarcasm_label":1}