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== Rudolf == |
「ほれほれ。上 |
"C'mon now. Up, |
上 |
up, |
下 |
down, |
下 |
down, |
左 |
left, |
右 |
right, |
左 |
left, |
右。 |
right. |
お父様、失礼なこといってごめんなさいって言ってみろぅ。」 |
Now say `Father, please forgive me for being so rude'." |
== Battler == |
「冗談じゃねぇぜ、そういうのは会員制のお店でやりやがれってんだ。痛ててて、だからは〜なぁせーって！！」 |
"Like hell I will! Go find yourself some members-only store if you want it that much! Gyaah, let goooo!!" |
== Narrator == |
……このクソ親父が俺の親父だ。 |
俺の身長もなかなかのもんだと思うが、親父も同じくらいの立っ端がある。 |
......This old bastard is my Dad. |
I think I'm pretty tall myself, but Dad's just about as tall as I am. |
絵羽伯母さんが、俺の身長を見て、親父の血だなと言うのも納得できるだろう。 |
It's no surprise Aunt Eva started talking about Dad's blood when she saw my height. |
ちなみに、親父譲りなのは身長だけじゃない。名前の酷さもさ。 |
By the way, my height isn't the only thing I got from him. It seems having weird names runs in the family. |
親父の名前は右代宮留弗夫。 |
Dad's full name is written 右代宮 留弗夫. |
……読めるか？ |
留弗夫だぞ留弗夫。 |
これで“ルドルフ”って読むんだぜ。 |
......You can't read it, can you? |
Come on, it's just 留弗夫. |
Anyway, this guy's name is pronounced `Rudolf'. |
たはは…、さぞや、この名前を付けた祖父さまを恨んだだろうよ。 |
Haha... He must hate Grandfather for giving him that name. |
だからって俺にまでその妙なネーミングセンスの伝統を受け継ぐんじゃねぇってんだ。 |
Still, that's no reason to pass that weird naming tradition onto me. |
クソ親父が俺の耳をつねり上げて遊んでいると、さらにその後から、親父の耳を絵羽伯母さんがつねり上げる。 |
As the old bastard twisted my ear all over the place, Aunt Eva snuck up behind him and grabbed his ear. |
== Eva == |
「こらこら留弗夫ぅ？ 息子を虐待してるんじゃないのぉ。」 |
== Rudolf == |
「いててて、痛ぇよ姉貴…。」 |
== Eva == |
"Hey, Rudolf. You should know better than to physically abuse your son. |
== Rudolf == |
"Gyaah, that hurts, Aneki... |
== Narrator == |
その構図は、例え図体が大きくても、いたずらっこな弟にお仕置きする姉という関係そのものだ。 |
This scene perfectly illustrated the relationship between the prankster younger brother...and the older sister who could deal out punishment to him despite his size. |
== Kyrie == |
「絵羽姉さん、そのくらいにしてあげてください。同じ分、後で反対の耳を私が引っ張って伸ばしておきますので。」 |
"I think that's good enough for now, Eva nee-san. I'll make sure to stretch out his other ear later on." |
== Eva == |
「あら、ごめんなさいね。霧江さんの引っ張る分も残しておかなくっちゃぁ。 |
"Oh, my apologies. I must leave some pulling for you to do, Kyrie-san. |
留弗夫ぅ？ 後でたっぷり霧江さんにお仕置きしてもらいなさいねぇ？」 |
Rudolf? Make sure Kyrie-san gives you lots and lots of punishment later on, okay?" |
== Rudolf == |
「ったく姉貴こそ弟虐待もいいとこだぜ。 |
"You're one to talk, Aneki, abusing your little brother like that. |
秀吉兄さんもこんな姉貴を拾ってくれて本当にありがとうございます。兄さんの寛大さがなかったら、今でもまだ売れ残ってますよ。弟として申し訳ないです。」 |
Hideyoshi nii-san, I'd like to thank you very much for picking her up. If you hadn't been so generous, she'd still be unsold in the store. You have my gratitude and apologies." |
== Eva == |
「…ん〜？！ だぁれが売れ残るってぇ？」 |
"...What?! Who are you calling `unsold'? |
== Narrator == |