Hear ye Hear ye!


First, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Miriam Poe (allegedly). YOu may also know me as Penisboy32. Me and Comrade/Partner in crime/BFFFF foreva/Special little prince pookie boy/friends with benefits (Sex in a closet), Michael Tauer, have a lucrative proposition for you. Next lunch (April 27, 2023), we will allow you to bid on a highly sought after artifact that is sure to bring you wealth, luck, and hoes for the rest of your natural lives. This object is highly sought after in the medical, physcological, and every other field. So what is it, you surely ask? We can not tell you. Please hold your horses, boyos (and girlos, cheerios, respectively.) We accept 7 types of currency:
Cash cash money (USA ONLY)
Food, preferably rice crispy treats purchased from the school Cafeteria
Words of affirmation
Physical affection (Includes but not limited too: high fives, ENTHUSIASTIC fistbumps, little forehead kissies, hugs, and more)
Friendship forged in the lava of mount Vesuvius itself
Romance forged in the lava of mount Vesuvius itself 
Blowjobs.(Metaphorically....Unless?)
We will stop be your table at lunch and do our thang, please have all currency prepared by when we're there or smth anyway ate. Weenie weenie, weenie bo peenie.


SIncerely,


Kindest and sexiest and coolest and most beautifullest and handsomest and meanest and most sympathetic and most empathetic and most awooga,


Miriam and Michael (the big M's) (M&M) (Eminiem as in the rapper) (MT and MPP) (Penisboy32 and the other one)(and)

Good morning citizens!

Today I have a ton of news. I'll try to categorize it. 

1. At lunch today we are going to try and colonize two new tables, both of which have little to no one sitting at them. One of these tables is also adjacent to the LGA table, in case you want to talk to them or plot revenge. Also, two reeves will be appointed to keep law and order in these colonies. If you are interested, please reply to me in this email. A detailed description will be written in the Positions of Power and What They Mean document. 

2. My title has been official updated from "Sir Dictator Jude McCutcheon" to "His majesty, the aristocratic, dignified, illustrious, imperial, magnificent, noble, stately, august, elevated,high ruling, sovereign, superior, worthy, authoritative, baronial, commanding, eminent, grandiose, highborn, honorable, imposing, impressive, kingly, lofty, majestic, regal, regnant, reigning, renowned, resplendent, splendid, superb, supreme dictator-for-life". If this is too much to say, you can still call me "Sir Dictator" for short. 

3. As many of you know, today is the last school day before the election. This also means that the poll to register will be closing today before lunch. If you want to register, will out the form I sent out. 
        Signed, 
                     His majesty, the aristocratic, dignified, illustrious, imperial, magnificent, noble, stately, august, elevated,high ruling, sovereign, superior, worthy, authoritative, baronial, commanding, eminent, grandiose, highborn, honorable, imposing, impressive, kingly, lofty, majestic, regal, regnant, reigning, renowned, resplendent, splendid, superb, supreme dictator-for-life Jude McCutcheon

download your ram everyone! https://downloadmoreram.com/index.html#download

No it's just the way my schedule works out today I don't have any time for the duel so I decided it would be easier to forfeit but I will be running next time and so will peter

For the second time in Etrange history, yesterday's RotP election resulted in a tie, which would have resulted in a cheese duel! Unfortunately for our fans of cheese duels, Alton has forfeited, meaning Owen is the new RotP! I hope you all will celebrate this joyous occasion!

Bruh

NO I WILL NEVER STOP EATING MY HOODIE IT TASTES GOOD BOZO L RATIO OAIJFDOPJDZPOIJEAPOIJFODJ

How about we add the Peter party (name pending) and rebrand the Sane party as the Nationalist party

message owen has to archive

I am absolutely lolling out loud at this joke Zev

Good morning citizens!

Jude is quite late again, and as such, let us all shame him for his atrocious transgression upon the name of estrange.

Also, there are 11 days until doomsday.

Have a good day! 

       Signed,
                Not His majesty, the aristocratic, dignified, illustrious, imperial, magnificent, noble, stately, august, elevated, charismatic, high ruling, sovereign, superior, worthy, authoritative, baronial, commanding, eminent, forgetful, grandiose, highborn, honorable, imposing, gay, impressive, kingly, lofty, majestic, queenly, regal, regnant, oligarchic, reigning, renowned, imperial, resplendent, splendid, superb, supreme dictator-for-life, Jude McCutcheon

its 8 right guys

to be fair I was last before school started 

86% of psychopaths quit just before they are plastered all over the news