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And Monster would market Swan Straws, saying that the particular molecules made them more suited to milkshakes, so they are worth $139 per straw.

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So then companies start competing to get the best straws to consumers for the best price. Those who only need a stirrer already have one.

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So the shame I feel when Netflix asks if I'm *still* watching Friends is like an ice cream headache?

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Those fees will get passed on to the consumer though.

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Reaganshakes confirmed.

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Do you need a milkshake, JoeBot?

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I wonder what the best way to keep undereducated rural voters undereducated is. Maybe one way is to allow isp's to decide what you can access ? I hear a lot of people can essentially only get one isp, so if you control that, you could control a lot. Like this TV channel I have seen, which broadcast news which is so factually wrong so often, it has to be on purpose. I hear a lot of people only watch that channel for news, I don't know why, maybe it's cheap ?

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Since Net Neutrality is already a thing, I doubt it would be easy to run a get out the vote on the topic, using "the GOP might overturn it!" as a rallying call.

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Relax, they would just behead the drone.

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"Aside from the fact that I'm still alive, none of this surprises me. Technology got stronger, but we got weaker. We built computers, robots, whole unmanned armies, but no one ever asks: "What happens when the enemy steals the keys?" When the things they built to keep us safe are turned against us, that's when they figured it out: They'll always need men like us, those who are willing to do... what others cannot."

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Really? I'd be genuinely interested if that prospect legitimately frightened anyone.

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Up there with Jim Change.

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oh the diapers, they are a changin'

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Waste

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EvanTubeHD is so popular. He makes millions just opening toys on youtube. My 5 year old nephew watches review and unboxing videos of Power Ranger toys on his iPad. He can watch them all day.

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Funny thing is that the woman who started the trend is [a former porn star](http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ex-porn-star-makes-million-year-channel-kids/946421/)

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Same thing happened with my daughter. She can't yet read or write, but she found her way to both Kinder eggs and minecraft videos. I suggested to my wife that we should, perhaps, monitor that a little closer.

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3yo son does the same thing, I didn't think anything could be more unsettling than barney or teletubbies, but those candy/toy opening videos are way too creepy. I do know that he got to it through cut the rope cutscene videos (they play through youtube). Your grandchild probably got to them through a game.

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My 9-year old calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

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Unfortunately, Daniel Day Lewis was there with a very long straw and well, you know the rest.

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This is going to be the new /r/thathappened thing; someone in the story ends up getting milkshake.

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"The presidential age limit is akin to being denied the freshest, tastiest ice cream at the ice cream store. The ice cream that would tax the rich and provide free health care."

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The most popular flavor of ice cream gets used up faster than the other flavors that are good, just not *as* good. So, you go to get your ice cream and the popular one is used up, but you're ok with that because you believe the red velvet cheesecake flavor is the best even if others don't. At least your flavor has only had a few spoons inside of it.

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Seconded

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I vote for this too! How else are we going to control the Machine God and protect Humanity?

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Sounds like a combat move to me.

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Shouldn't you be at work?

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Dude, we tried to call you like a dozen times. We kinda... uhm... voted without you.

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Thanks man, I appreciate it!

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**Executive producer** Dick Wolf

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Or smoke too many cigarettes?

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Eli, you BOY

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I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!

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Lala-la-la-lasagna

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Yea, the guy that sang the thong song. He fucking loves milkshakes. He's usually one of the first to the yard.

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No. Leave the child alone, sir.

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>Now I'm confused again. May I have the 9 year old back please? /r/nocontext

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I believe the preferred nomenclature is "series of tubes"

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No, the guy pinching straws also sells the straws, and he's the only guy in town that sells straws. There's no competing, just a lot of overpaying for a crappy straw that doesn't work well to behind with, and terrible customer service.

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That's next week when your ice cream cone is is just a little smaller

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Right. The ice cream stand can't afford to give away free milkshakes anymore so they need to charge for milkshakes now.

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Why would I need a mirror?

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> We will not stand by idly as the White House, using the FCC, attempts to advance rules that imperil the future of the Internet. We plan to support and urge our colleagues to pass a Congressional Review Act resolution disapproving the “Open Internet” rules. Not only will such a resolution nullify the ‘Open Internet’ rules, the resolution will prevent the FCC from relying on Title II for any future net neutrality rules unless Congress explicitly instructs the FCC to take such action. - from letter to FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler from House Republicans following the FCC's passing of the new rules http://www.politicususa.com/2015/02/26/house-republicans-block-net-neutrality.html

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Or convert it! You're not taking this seriously!

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I'm more of a Crosby Stills and Napkin guy.

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funny that she is only 32 I always thought it was an old lady

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I started using the [Youtube Kids](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.apps.youtube.kids&hl=en) app. It only allows them to go to kid safe videos. [iOS Version ](https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/youtube-kids/id936971630?mt=8)

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I move that we vote on a new chief executive officer and oust this old creep. And also that my cat smells good and is pretty.

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Im not proud of how long it took to remember if you were referencing WH 40k, MTG or a videogame.

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But he was locked inside Mars anyways, and for all we know, he's even a good guy now! Plus, there are much worse threats to humanity than a giant metal space dragon.

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WHO ARE YOU, MY MOM??? GAWD!! AND BTW I'M SURGEONING! SO I CHECKED REDDIT IN BETWEEN PATIENTS! ...YEAH! ...and cat pics on imgur..don't judge me :(

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[We can't say dick wolf on TV](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c8/5f/7f/c85f7f9fa0f35201f19befe01f1a73cd.jpg)

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Or eat too much chocolate cake, and then throw it all up?

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Affffterbirth...

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Drained dry, i'm so sorry.

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Ooh that net so scandalous and another ISP couldn't tamper with....

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That straw st-straw straw straw.

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OP's mom can suck a buick through a straw.

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Really? That's not how it works where I live. If I'm unsatisfied with the straw that I'm purchasing... well, renting really... then I can go to the other straw vendor. I mean, sure, it's pretty much the same straw... maybe even a bit smaller... and it costs just a bit more and for some reason slows way down after I've had a certain amount to drink.... but it's there!

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Wololo!

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Crosby Spills & Napkin you mean? Those guys really cleaned themselves up.

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I like banjo kazooie myself

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In porn you're either 18 or a MILF.

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So its settled, the new ruler of us all is... "That kid"

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Or buy too many scratchy lottery tickets?

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This thread was filmed in front of a live studio audience, ok?

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Or play too many scratchy lottery tickets.

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Honestly, reading these last two gave me chills from remembering that. He is so absolutely vile.

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One of those coffee stir sticks.

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The vast majority of the country, if you want more than a coffee stirrer (DSL or Sat), you can only buy from 1 vendor (Comcast or TW)

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While that's great for you, that's not the case for many other consumers.

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*throws bowling pins*

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I like it when the ping goes. Baby make that upload flow...

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"I'm finished!"

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That down down downlooooad

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Stumbled upon this from /r/all and all I can say is...see you for year 4! This is amazing!

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Seems her cancer spread to the comments section. Wow people what is wrong with yall?

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what a beautiful soul.

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That's amazing. Congrats to you and her.

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Beautiful

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That is so awesome. I can't even imagine how tough that has to be for a father.

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Way to go, champ! (and good job dad, I bet you've had some tough moments these last three years!)

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Cancer is a terrible thing, especially for children. Congratulations to her, and all the best to you and your family.

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Congratulations! She is a warrior!

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Pretty hair

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Wish you both a lot of happiness in the coming years..

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My son has a cold and I feel terrible for him, and I was just thinking how strong the parents of truly ill children have to be. Good on you and congratulations to her!

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Congrats!

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I fear for the day those posts will stop. I hope it will be just because you got bored of it or your daughter thinks it's silly when the time comes.

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I'm 34 Years old now, 27 years cancer-free and counting.

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Gosh this thread! Don't mind the assholes, OP. We are all proud of you.

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Awesome! May this turn into 60 years, 70 years cancer-free!

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Not the countdown I was expecting, thank God.

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Hell yes! Take that cancer you a-hole!!!!

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Such a beautiful girl. God bless her.Stay safe

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May you be forever cancer free

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Definitely the best thing I have seen today. Good bless.