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is back in Decatur missing Samantha SO much... | 0 |
waffles anyone? | 0 |
Ugh. Too many huge-ass spiders. | 0 |
epic #fail - look up old mails to find out my boyfriends full name | 0 |
@Pixelation Have a happy birthday party tonight! I'm there in spirit! Also, have a non-alcoholic drink for me | 1 |
that was fuckin awesome i wanna on air agaaaaain, one day | 1 |
My mam's just waved a topless picture of robert pattison in my face, so i sat there shouting at her telling her my eyes were burning | 1 |
Aww my elbow hurts and I don't know why. | 0 |
@nikolayaasen PSP is gay unless it's PSP Go, and you know it | 1 |
@danaedwards I guess all the doit guys are old now. Even Srini. | 1 |
luvz this one. ? | 1 |
poor jon and kate, everyone should just leave them alone [Link] | 0 |
@lmaobrbson heyyy i own a pair of ripped jeans, well just the knee is ripped | 0 |
So excited about my touch pro but so not excited about going to work tomorrow.... | 0 |
@Melissica no only went to school on monday -how r u? | 0 |
@kevdog whack job? | 0 |
@ElleSergi Do u realise u r not actually following me. I am very hurt! | 0 |
@Paulpb So is Madonna, allegedly | 1 |
With a client, haven't slept yet. Met a new business partner, he is a genious. Life is good. | 1 |
Its bloody cold n grey | 0 |
@boechat que chato | 0 |
@MTcoffinz Its possible they did...perhaps we advertise enough outside of etsy and don't rely on google searches enough...I dunno | 0 |
ahhhhhhhhhh tattoo moved to tomorrow. i don't want to wait | 0 |
Watching The Break Up...love that Vince Vaughn, although he's no @donniewalhberg that's for sure | 1 |
off to bed! good night.. see you in six hours | 0 |
@poppy_dog You know Ben too?!? | 1 |
@sagefreehaven Currently I wait until the torrent finishes >_> Getting more hyped by the minute, though. | 1 |
@LucasCruikshank you have talent. that's why people are so jealous. I support fred and love fred. | 1 |
@val_beck I know my no fun zone really will be the no fun zone. Have I mentioned I don't like her? | 0 |
Boys of Summer! Awwww... 芒聶芦 [Link]~7e393 | 1 |
@LauraWhittaker i'm at my Dads he got some bad news | 0 |
@ashizbadd lmao I know my own bf don't wanna touch me his bday is 2mar! the big 1-8 | 0 |
@sarahslean I'd love to buy the new album, but there's no Add To Cart btn for the digital version. It's hard to buy your music in the US | 0 |
I miss my booby doo! And roo roo. And rose. Oh sad times... | 0 |
Just bought a scarf from general pants co. and i'm feeling better already | 1 |
@tsarnick Yeah, that was my thumb last night. Sorry | 0 |
@MrsNickJonass that's cool, i like it | 1 |
Very upset ... | 0 |
@jonbateman unfortunately not | 0 |
who's going to get indian food tomorrow? oh yeah that would be me! | 1 |
What's happenin payday,any chance of u arriving a week early?? Huh? Thought so [Link] | 0 |
been working so much, missed the 3 days of sun we've had so far! | 0 |
@candyxapples That's great! Being sick is the worst. An awesome idea is great too | 1 |
@ominous_l are you a senior? if so when and where is your grad nite? | 1 |
@miclex si eu care credeam ca empatizezi cu el | 0 |
lazy day tomorrow. so excited | 1 |
@twinschick1 I have a t-shirt from cafe press with a picture of John McCarthy, creator of Lisp. It is also fading after very few washes | 0 |
aaaw shane dawsons new vid almost made me cry. it made me sad seeing him sad! | 0 |
@bobbinrob Good luck with the au!! | 1 |
@TheSims3 My game won't work anymore It keeps crashing ... it just shuts down. | 0 |
@memachelle .. we have so many little nests all over too! don't even know which nest the little dead guy came from | 0 |
thinks kristina hates me....for good | 0 |
........God and i thought life was hard! Just let me say people it is! | 0 |
Madalinegaga is a no go. I am crushed. Flavorless "grain belt" beer does not make up for it | 0 |
is having a pre pre lash for house...defo not a good idea | 1 |
@jonchiz I messed up this term, and I decided that I would have class until 5 and my student org at 6. | 0 |
@UrmiRaj14 @saurabh @dhempe and me too..!! might catch up on friday with you guys if nt @gulpanag, let other star join u ;-) | 1 |
[Link] - beograd | 1 |
making my mothers day gift, well my sissy's and mine mother day gift its gonna be awesome | 1 |
@EricFlavin Thanks dude! | 1 |
@Jonasbrothers but yall always be there for me | 1 |
At Home.. Sick | 0 |
man, how can you love someone, when you know they don't love you back | 0 |
Anyone know if u can buy over the counter ear drops? I was going to go to cvs on my lunch and buy some | 0 |
Another poor game last night, more poor refereeing, the guy actually started telling us how to sort our team! Also have bad back today! | 0 |
It's ZUMBA time......at class gettin' my sweat on!!! | 1 |
@jezztella Hi! Try [Link] or [Link] You can also chk out the other listings at [Link] Enjoy | 1 |
Just dropped trash juice all over me.. It's chocolate so it looks like period.... I am so dirty now and I smell like sour milk... FM ... | 0 |
hello everyone | 1 |
Still at the office and thingking about you... [Link] | 0 |
@divabat Yes. I've bought all my music from iTunes for a couple of years now, and all the music on there these days are DRM-free | 1 |
All the green people don't seem to have woken up yet. It's all normal coloured people now. | 0 |
Realized I have been twittering about UX/IT stuff and I am confusing my facebook friends not in the industry | 0 |
@DeniseMM morning Denise! You'll have to make point of coming to visit again soon - we could finally meet in person | 1 |
I wish i still had IFC. | 0 |
Good morning all! ~ having breakfast at lunchtime (aaah) and watching little birds hopping in my olive tree ~ lovely nature | 1 |
I think I messed up my back, its been like this all day | 0 |
Today has been a surprisingly good day..not that I'm complaining or anything | 1 |
@OrganizedFellow my boy is graduatin from jr high this Thursday I'm happy and sad cause he is growin up too fast | 0 |
"but were all gonn miss you bare! all of us lads recon ur easily one of the soundest gils by far" FUCK im gonna miss him. | 0 |
@DannyTRS you have bad taste in films | 0 |
while browsing her pics in the net. she's so pretty | 1 |
i need twitter on my phone!!! i need a new phone!!!! | 0 |
@martinbean glad you're enjoying it! Wish you were doing bingofaces instead though | 0 |
@crisscastell I'm doing my homework now too. ) I want to go out. NEXT WEEK! HAHA. Kahit SM lang. )) | 0 |
@kmcdade presumed crashed indeed... Obviously no word from plane = finite fuel = likely outcome. | 0 |
why is my eye always turning red and sore? must wear specs to work. shuai ge come by how?! | 0 |
at the row-day-ohh. (rodeo) | 1 |
[Link] - I want to read the whole thing! Somebody pay for it! | 1 |
There was no luck, guess I should buy them another one | 0 |
@mdpwyoqaalum don't write things like that.. you're a woman, respect yourself I'm not telling you this in a bad way, really. | 1 |
@clarasdiary oh sorry, i didn't know... awesome!!! I can't wait!!! | 1 |
My eyeball hurts. | 0 |
interning. didn't even get to have my starbucks yet. | 0 |
@lynnefairess at least rescued4life ain't using their work of | 1 |
@queenbmakeup im really wanting to get into nail school but my schedule isnt going to allow it | 0 |
@therealtoriamos where is my UK Itunes code? Why do you bother with these jerks. Next time sell tickets fairly please. | 0 |
Just reported a beached whale on the ocean side between 61st and 62nd in Long Beach. So sad. | 0 |
At home..watching repeats of the girls next door | 1 |
@likestarlight Aw, Emily!! I love it! | 1 |