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@WHUFC_HUB @westhamtransfer @TheHammers_ I don't see any reason for optimism at this point. Just stringing together bad performances. | 0 |
Logically speaking, this can't be the worst I've ever felt and even if it was then its passing will still be a joyous occasion | 0 |
Moment of levity n Charlotte dude on rollerblades goes skating through protesters. Better if he was wearing short shorts & blowing a whistle | 0 |
@RandyRainbow Brilliant & clever as always. #delight | 1 |
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. Thomas Szasz #humor #merryheart #just | 1 |
There are girls on my Facebook cheering on the fact that Chyna got a restraining order against Rob just bc of the 'revenge porn' thing | 0 |
I'm a proud father to a mustache #babystache #adorable #newborn | 1 |
How is your toddler coping with the new arrival? Has he tried killing her yet?' they cheerfully ask. | 0 |
@JackCurryYES he's just lucky...bad pitchers...#WHATEVER...ElKracken is #legit #future #bright #gottawearshades #LetsGoYankees | 0 |
Whenever I turn on the radio and hear Bob Dylan's Knocking on Heaven's Door being played, I assume he's died. #relieved #notyet #someday | 0 |
@wvgmltd @DalefootCompost @ThomasEtty Would you like to clean my cooker top, please??? ππ #sparkling #nomess #sunglassesneeded | 1 |
@BloodMoonSaint @Tamaishingo22 definitely agree π | 1 |
@mashable For some reason this has filled me with delight. See Auntie laugh. | 1 |
@GNRailUK There's gonna be street parties when you lot leave. Spontaneous rejoicing. Clowns. | 0 |
Luis Ortiz ducked by Ustinov which means fights off, and he left @GoldenBoyBoxing future not looking to bright for Ortiz #boxing | 0 |
@Bombardier Joyeux anniversaire / Happy birthday Bombardier Inc. :) | 1 |
I need a sparkling bodysuit . No occasion. Just in case. It's my emergency sparkle suit . | 1 |
@SloanTheOtaku Betelgeuse/Sloth was lively, dedicated and tenacious, Regulus/Greed is humbly content and Ley/Gluttony is starving hungry. | 0 |
Perfectly #Recall #amazing #surreal #totalsolareclipse so #fortunate to #experience in #Europe #ManyYearsAgo #Live \n#Happy 4 #YouGuys #USA π | 1 |
@camiIasvibe happy birthday girly. hope you have an amazing day, and I wish you a year of happiness and success π | 1 |
1. I'm grateful for love.\n2. I'm grateful for miracles.\n3. I'm grateful for music.\n#beatdepression #grateful | 1 |
@jewleree @GameOfThrones Lmao night king smiles π | 1 |
The #chiropractor makes me so . | 0 |
Just tried @GoodmanBakery for the 1st time... GF for 13 yrs & these are some of the best baked goods I've ever had! DF is a bonus! #yummy | 1 |
Martin Roth leaving V&A shoes the effects of #Brexit: bright and talented foreigners made to feel unwelcome and leaving U.K. #c4news | 0 |
I'm actually so incredibly happy that my soul and by body connected and I'm able to have amazing time while living on this planet.GratefulππΌ | 1 |
@lifevantage @MissBeccaClark you should make this for us! #yummy | 1 |
McGregor is a clown πππ #hilarious #MayweatherVsMcGregor | 1 |
had noodles for tea\nyummmmmmy\n#yum #yummy #ddlg #abdl #chgl #noodles | 1 |
Dick Gregory & Jerry Lewis 2 greats who's creativity and imaginations brought smiles & laughter to place not always illuminated. | 1 |
@MA_Bisson @AroundTheRings @LA2024 'felt our soul'! hilarious! | 1 |
Thanks for following me on Twitter. What would you like to see? #funny #happy thefactably | 1 |
Symmetry is Key, everything must be aesthetically pleasing as possible, that is why I hold you twin pistols. #DeathTheKid #Bot | 0 |
Choose someone who makes you laugh #π | 1 |
Good morning. β€οΈ Start every #morning by waking up and thinking of the things you're #grateful for. π #goodmorning | 1 |
A bit late but had to say Love You Zindagi by The Live 100 experience gave me goosebumps!Big shout to all of them! #awesomeness at its peak | 1 |
themselves so don't let them get to you. #hate #love #loveonhaters #killemwithkindness #laugh #dontcare #whatever #weakness | 0 |
@marcrileydj Looks like City fans are already blaming the ref for a shock defeat at Bournemouth, #amusing | 0 |
see me #smiling at my #past like what was I thinking? \nFind #rest oh my #soul d #seas Ε #storms still know HIS name. \n#JESUS\n#iLoveJesus | 1 |
@wahrbear @marinarchy @diam0ndsapph1re There is some hilarity in someone who is literally openly anti-science calling others anti-science. | 0 |
@rheafraserx took them an awfy long time to spot their goal was disallowed βΊοΈ #pleasing | 0 |
When Dino was making a fool of himself with that Ajekun iya stunt, y'll hailing him but a bereaved person got a chance to be joyful = abuse? | 0 |
@Swamy39 #4 is brilliant to end terror | 1 |
@GraysonDolan Happy Tuesday Gray β€β€β€ #excited | 1 |
Idiot ni yen π sorry but no one asked for a kill joy | 0 |
Remember what God says about you is most important #food #smoothie #yummy #Melita | 1 |
@Greenarmy46 Thank you! Glad you're enjoying them π | 1 |
'When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.' \n- Barney Stinson @ActuallyNPH\n#brohosting #motivation #awesomeness | 1 |
Hoping the Giant ice that broke off will cool the ocean and bring back the Great Barrier Reef #optimism #amirighttho #sigh | 1 |
@MaureenKamash that's a good question. I really don't know. I am slowly losing my optimism | 0 |
My joy is not so light that I will allow Mondays shenanigans to take it away. Hello Tuesday I greet you with a smile | 1 |
'Obviously it's great to feel like I'm succeeding ... but I couldn't help but feel guilty,' says Yvonne. 'It feels horrible.' #InsightSBS | 0 |
2Chainz my nigga π | 1 |
2nd time this week I received services for free. It pays to be nice! #kindness #friendliness #bekind #smile | 1 |
@_haye_ optimism is he'll lose, that's actually a compromise :P | 0 |
@lukasbradley use the F word as much as you need to. People may start to listen. :) | 0 |
new video will be up very soon!! #newyoutuber #beautyguru #tristinescorner #frenchbraid #howto #style #fun | 1 |
What a day!!! What a month!!! #solucky #blessed #cloud9 #ecstatic π°πππ | 1 |
@vueling being stuffed into shuttles and airport hotel is not equivalent to arriving in Nice on time. Your #squad could also #smile more π | 1 |
@Aidan_Herring_ @JACKElCHEL @NHLNetwork @DallasStars The banner I look at from my seats at the AAC tells me otherwise. #good | 1 |
@billjoehughes Sounds delightful π
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Be gracious to me O God...for my soul takes #refuge in You; in the shadow of Your wings I will take #refuge... psalm 57:1 #hope #jesus #joy | 1 |
Had to delete my Facebook too much for me π€£ | 0 |
@BroxtonDaniel I love you more than anything. I'm so glad we're able to make each other so infinitely happyπ | 1 |
Root canal therapy has had a bad reputation in the past... but new technology has allowed more comfortable procedures! #smile #dental | 0 |
@iamacatsby except now everyones saying that 'pee your pants' is code for 'kill yourself' and quite honestly it's hilarious | 1 |
So much news about Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc. We need more cheery news about Frybread Stands!!! Everyone in media just so grim. | 0 |
Sometimes, you just need to eat a delicious piece of chocolate to remind yourself that there's no need to be bitter. Sweetness redeems. | 1 |
@miracles_J yaaay finally brave enought to comment on their vlive π
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@gammarus @Steel_Con @Scott_Helme People know your serious now brother! #awesome | 1 |
@gatewaypundit Mostly animated audience I'd bet...green sceen folk...the ones that don't need air..! | 0 |
@Flewbys This thread is a bunch of Putin lovers rejoicing over a video posted by Iranian state television. Sad! | 0 |
They say money can't buy happiness... Retweet this if you'd be happy with 27 Million Dollars. | 1 |
@BuffettSongs 'life is so spicy up on bar-b-q hill.....looking good, you look so fine' #soveryfine #wow #:) | 1 |
Life izn't about pleasing each others...π\n\n#hell #with #pleasing | 0 |
@chrisyour Don't be sad, ultimately it's apparently not supported completely but mostly working :-) | 1 |
Thank you for sending random kind people into my life when I need them the most #smiling #grateful | 1 |
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas!!!! Scotty Sinclair #wonderful #magical | 1 |
@ByeKandace can't cheer for a jigaboo | 0 |
Its hilarious that baby buffoon Trump provides evidence. Nothing new though. Eyes on the prize. Stop this nazi based admin in its tracks. | 1 |
A loss ain't a loss it's a lesson #smile | 0 |
@chadbowers Look forward to next years @heroesonline Con in Charlotte so i can get Darkhawk signed! #awesomeness | 1 |
@MPSNutrition Welcome to #MPSVT! We are delighted to have you! #grateful #MPSVT #relationships | 1 |
@Mywifestyles Thank you for following me. Please read my astonishing (e)book #FlightOfALifetime; youβll be very glad you did #happy #smiles | 1 |
Subscribe to my YouTube comedy page Greg Offutt #dmv #comedy #film #skits #humor #youtube #webseries #laugh #laughing #lol #thegoshow | 1 |
@LisaBloom It's #adorable #mnuchinwife thinks she's on a #government mission. #louiselinton | 0 |
God favors men and women who delight in being made worthy of happiness before the happiness itself. | 1 |
Somebody called y'all president a fucknugget ππ idk what that is but it was the laugh I needed this morning π | 1 |
There's so much anxiety w/i the PGR/ECR community that I think sometimes we forget PhDs are awesome & cool, not just bane of existence | 1 |
incredible that anthony weiner has been caught chasing a busty milkmaid across a park at double speed while jaunty music plays | 0 |
I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters! #nrl | 0 |
@ohayyght Dont forget to eat you dinner nunna π | 1 |
@MarkACollett Un-fu**ing-real! So glad I don't live I the UK right now. My heart aches for my British cousins over there. π | 0 |
And my mind and my soul. Who made him substitute for my brothers and near me for all the beautiful days and I found you lost and grabbed | 1 |
Ash has the weirdest laughter | 1 |
@stolencarRSA What's the make so we can panic π | 0 |
@__Dayo yall dont feel bad.. you are rejoicing... it is what itnis... its always #ColtsNation even when we have 6th string DBs playing ππ | 0 |
I love watching the bats in the evenings over the vegetable garden. #bliss #happy #urbanfarm | 1 |
I've got 5 mins to get to work π | 0 |
@shreyaghoshal Waiting for the FV live session #excited #Happy Bdw you have to sings lots of songs for us during this session | 1 |