reddit-sarcasm-uk-valid.jsonl

{"id":"1d4dgk9","text":"The last Gov report showed the cost to the UK of reoffending was around 18 billion a year. \n\nThe same statistics put the cost of housing a prisoner each year somewhere around 50k.\n\nIn the UK currently we have 95k people in prison.\n\nLet\u2019s say we invest 10 of that lost 18 billion into increased prison capacity. That would house an additional 200k people. We could literally triple our prison population and still be saving money. This whole economic benefit of releasing people is a myth.\n\nPeople have this fairy tinted view that everyone can be reformed, they can\u2019t. It\u2019s not uncommon for prolific offenders to have anywhere from 100-300 convictions. Releasing them does nothing but bring more misery into their local communities because it is a certainty they will reoffend.\n\nThe whole myth around increased punishment isn\u2019t a deterrent argument falls apart as well when scrutinised. How many of you would walk down the streets in the UK and smoke a joint? - Not worried about it right.. - Now how many of you would do the same in Singapore or Dubai? - Not so willing to are you, why? - Because you are shit scared of the consequences there, don\u2019t nobody want to go to a Dubai Jail.\n\nThis country really needs to start investing in some fuck around and find out laws.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cede54","text":"If he gets kicked out you reckon his moral mission bollocks will go with him? As in the whole benefits reform","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c2m9g9","text":"Four cunts","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ceug9u","text":"Leicester Clocktower is well known as a stomping ground for religious fanatics and conspiracy theory whack-jobs. \n\nIn a gym just round the corner so I shall swing by and boo them if they\u2019re still there.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1dypl","text":"I broke out laughing at this, genuinely couldn't help myself.\n\nI fix phones as a hobbie but fuck anything with moving parts, you go from 5 simple failure points to hundreds that become potential disaster if fixed wrong.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmj5p2","text":"Cops in Scotland have been told to turn a blind eye to reasonable amounts of personal. They can\u2019t keep clogging up the courts with pointless court cases.\nThey know they can\u2019t stop people getting grass\/hash as it\u2019s mostly grown in peoples spare rooms\u2026\u2026a victimless crime basically","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d569vw","text":"I mean men are murdered more than women... but we aren't allowed to talk about that, apparently.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d38sr1","text":"Government should block this, or renationalise them\u2026 the problem is that our government is run by the Tories.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bs9yf8","text":"The mental gymnastics some people are performing to defend this....\n\nIn ANY other context, a swastika bring presented is a done deal, but because it's at a pro-Palestine event, people are trying to downplay it or give them the benefit of the doubt. Like, fucking yikes.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4c0ym","text":"Fuck me what a fucking doughnut.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4h19p","text":"So no more Covid jabs, hmmmm....\nThey found a way for you to take it again \nSheeple will follow.... ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d68acz","text":"Why do people think it\u2019s some gotcha moment when they mention his real name. It\u2019s not a new revelation buddy. It\u2019s well known.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"Perfect for someone with a huge amount of clothing but no prospect of sex","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1co1nxa","text":"Got my vote for London mayor, I want a recount","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bate8h","text":"You\u2019ll see scum celebrating shit like this. Vile wastes of life.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1balovb","text":"What a dishonest horrible take of a completely innocent comment. \n\nYou must be fun at parties.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cn4u7j","text":"I despise Cameron more, he's the reason we got all the shitty leaders that followed him, and austerity and Brexit","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cypi8f","text":"Showing your age mate ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4doel","text":"Sad to see an innocent life lost, but I do not understand the fascination for watches. Most people don\u2019t wear one and those with the habit have moved on to smartwatches. Where is the demand to facilitate such heinous acts? Most watch shops are devoid of customers and I always wondered if they are fronts for money laundering.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1be2oo2","text":"Due to price fish and chips is now expensive.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3grdf","text":"Why is this guy even still being given airtime? Can we deport him?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3e02g","text":"At least his pay also got docked for 54 days, probably adds to \u00a311k or near.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1brcl81","text":":No no that can't be my son he is a good boy and is always at church with me\" ...smell the fuckimg roses love or look on his social media feeds mummy ..... guaranteeing will have drugs and hos...and weed and wads of cash and knives and rap songs all over them ...\n While still living at home with mummy ....well 'ard","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3wfv4","text":"> A man who says he falsely confessed to stealing money from his mother's Post Office to protect her from going to prison is waiting to find out whether his conviction will be quashed.\n\nIf this country wants to lead the way in being just and fair, his conviction should be quashed. This story is absolutely harrowing.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ct8tcj","text":"Landlords are scum.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cggtey","text":"Shocked Pikachu face.\n\nGenocide Joe was always going to do everything in his power to stop this and continue the slaughter of brown babies.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4s065","text":"Will he run as an independent or god forbid for reform","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b4lm23","text":"Sir Kid Starver finds this completely acceptable. Zionists do have right to commit war crimes and humiliate Palestinians.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d0fla3","text":"Funny how he wasn\u2019t tryna fight the big man who got in his face  what a waste of human life","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3gl60","text":"\u201cU.K. prisons are not overcrowded! Go compare them to the most overcrowded prisons in the entire world, in a country that has been repeatedly called out for breaching human rights about this very issue!\u201d\n\nDarling, we are not trying to compete for the worst prison system worldwide, rather we are trying to have a good one.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3awg5","text":"I was on a canal boat near a bridge just like that on a clear night. Moon was so bright I could read a book at near midnight & the water was mill pond, so the bridge was perfectly reflected, summertime too.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3c1qu","text":"Such a shame, Radiohead helped me through some rough times. I\u2019m more than happy to boycott these Zionist genocide-cheering pigs though, any relief these guys gave me is outweighed by their emergent inhumanity and lust for Zionist funds.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4e1pp","text":"Piss off with the false equivalences. The Tories have been an absolute incompetent corrupted disaster for this country.\n\n Starmer may not set the world alight but he' and Labour are like emerging after a 14 year.train wreck to have to sit in a rather boring doctors waiting room a bit longer to give everyone time to work out what to do","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d2lemw","text":"I think we can all come together and agree that, irrespective of political inclinations, race relations and religious divides, this is a problem all of us should be worried about. \n\nI mean a love of ghosts unites everyone.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"What the hell is a UK Republican?\n\n\nIs it like being a Ugandan Tory? Or a Haitian Lib Dem?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d430lz","text":"If Labour could avoid imploding when it matters for once, that would be great.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4pv4f","text":"Has there been any not stupid decisions?","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d3xo7e","text":"You said we can\u2019t defend ourselves. We can. The law specifically provides a defence for the protection of life.\n\nSilly To suggest we can\u2019t defend ourselves","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb3vk3","text":"Irishman here, who thoroughly enjoys celebrating St Patrick\u2019s day.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\n\n\u00a0I lived in England for a few years, and was really disappointed that St George\u2019s day wasn\u2019t widely celebrated. \u00a0 In fact I would make it a personal crusade of mine to get my English mates to the pub for it.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\n\n\u00a0Having a national holiday (aside from being a great opportunity to get pissed) fosters a sense of collective belonging. It is a net positive that helps heal divisions and motivates a feeling that your community has a collective power (to fix shit).\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\n\n\u00a0\u00a0Bigger question tho, what should \u2018Englands Guinness\u2019 be? Nothing gets a national holiday going like the marketing might of a multinational drinks company. I\u2019d vote for Tetleys (Edit: The Bitter not the Tea )","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c3molo","text":"How thick do you have to be to believe in and actively be part of the culture \"wars\". Fuck every twunt and journo who promotes this shite.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3uho4","text":"Woop, common sense prevailing. Expect Reddit medical experts to have a meltdown.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Talk lately of conscription, having a store of food and water, and now drug shortages. I wonder if the writing on the wall to those in charge is that shits really going south and soon.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bn9s9s","text":"Anecdotal experience: in the UK you\u2019re paying out the nose for a tiny miners place, which is often covered in mold, vs other countries I\u2019ve spent time in where you can have a house with a two car garage and even a pool, for a reasonable amount","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5rny5","text":"Unfortunately this is not the \"ITV rigged the public vote\" super scandal I was hoping for. Its a twitters storm super fan tin foil hat conspiracy.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bvjwgb","text":"\u2018Man with oil and gas portfolio doesn\u2019t like renewable energy\u2019","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bkv7rw","text":"It's not a backup it's just another tool doctors use. If it does a better job than a doctor it could well replace an entire job. This is incredibly positive though as it will give doctors more time for the hundreds of other jobs they have to do in a day.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ckr51r","text":"He announces plans to reduce benefits, not only is it tone deaf but it looks like he wants to squander it on Ukraine (where the truth is so edited that it can't be relied upon).","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"I've got one in my camper. I love using it. I'm going to keep using it. Don't like it? Boo-fucking-hoo for you I guess.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsjjd9","text":"Ngl most of the media companies are probably owned by Zionists so no surprise there","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbxn9t","text":"Just sounds like you're either inexperienced or have got bad balance","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5maxb","text":"perfect, now we just need to get more people motivated to join the armed forces and make it a fulfilling career and something that people can take long learned skills back to civilian life.\n\nand.... it doesn't involve the Tories conscripting teenagers.\n\nI recently watched Amazon's Blue Angels series and was just blown away with the support of the US military. America i think has learned alot from their recent past wars and starting to really support members of their armed forces.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d496h0","text":"I don't like Rishi but give him a break. He and his wife are multi-millionaires. Had he bought a Decathlon backpack, he would have been criticised for pretending to be working class.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5wzpn","text":"\"With UK airports missing the June deadline for scanners and others with awaiting regulatory approval, passenger confusion reigns\"\n\nThe UK in a nutshell...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cpkok5","text":"it was so pretty!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndcda","text":"It's nice to be seen once in a while.\n\n\n<Chuckles in tubby>","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bjj7td","text":"this is sad to read. I've always found eastern european people lovely. your post makes me want to go out and make friends with some of my polish neighbours","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b592bs","text":"Past generations died for our freedom and we can\u2019t even stop drinking Pepsi\u2026","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d2ttox","text":"Fuck off, Nimarata!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cb0zq6","text":"I laugh at this because it's so damn true.\n\nI'm currently working for a government department and living in the boot of my car after being issued a section 21 and then evicted.\n\nThe council has not helped in any way and where I am situated there is no available housing (even house shares) or the housing available is way beyond the scope of my affordability.\n\nI'm broke, not financially but in spirit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1blwc70","text":"This thread:\n\nPoverty, homelessness, cost of living crisis? I sleep.\n\nSomeone changed a colour on a a flag  \u201cIM SO MAD WITH THESE WOKE LEFT WING CORPORATIONS THIS IS WHY IM RIGHT WING\u201d.\nHave some perspective and focus on the real issues you gammons\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cop1au","text":"You's some handsome people!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c9f0ef","text":">Poors do not deserve entertainment. Work should be their entertainment.\n\n-Mr. Moneybags\n\nIn my country, we had the leader of a Neo-liberal think-tank suggest, that public Libraries should be closed, because it took away the focus of the poor. They should be focused on working was his thinking. These people are sick.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bqqrsv","text":"It is a bit mad that we\u2019re the words biggest exporter of legal medical cannabis, but everyone\u2019s still so uptight about it. I guess it\u2019s a money thing, relax the laws and introduce competition, and people like Theresa May who have a stake in it lose out on some profit","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1ndh0","text":"Tories have 2 months left until it\u2019s 1997 all over again.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d4doel","text":"Thieves need harsher convictions. I don't understand why in today's society they get off so easily, just 20 years ago I would ride my bike to the shops and leave it outside (no lock) and when I returned it'd still be there. Nowadays, thieves roam around with angle grinders knowing full well, no one is going to stop them and there will be almost no consequence if they get caught.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b2ayq3","text":"They should take all the crappy tarmac off of cobbled roads.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bpyn8z","text":"Reform are as boomer as any party.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by8lcq","text":"Indeed. I totally agree. But would you like the chance to defend yourself or hope that they don't whack you? Scum is scum and it's their rules which they make up as they go along. It's also worse among a certain age group, the young will always be trying to out do the last guy in order for a scarier reputation. \n\nI'm also for the death penalty. But again who does it? You certainly don't give the role to the person with their hand frantically waving in the air. \n\nAs I said, law and order has gone to shit. Prison is no longer something the criminals truly fear. \n\nBut when you have a group that appeals to take it easy on youth offenders, or make winners of those that don't do as well as the person who put the effort in to win, you create a nation of cowards and evil bastards.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cbesis","text":"This sub is so funny.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":">\"I smell a virgin\u2026\" Katie Hopkins said, looking straight at me. \"I smell lefty, pressy scum!\" The far-right commentator was addressing an audience of 500 people in a soggy tent in a rural corner of northwest England. I was standing at the back but that didn't stop her singling me out. The crowd theatrically booed me, as if I was a pantomime villain. I blushed.\n\nI was at the back of a Bruce Springsteen concert once. He looked right at me and said \u201cyou\u2019re awesome!\u201d\n\nI blushed.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cp05gm","text":"Fuck israel","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bthc64","text":"Self defence ended a long time ago. This is just a sick nation (or government and apparatus) performing unbelievable cruelty out of a mentally ill perspective on their place in the world.\n\nEternal victim complex even as they perpetrate the kind of evil they can never stop whining about.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5j1q9","text":"Oh look, another male perpetrator with a suspended sentence, despite a long history of abuse and harrassment.\n\n","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"I don't fancy national service when the entire world is a powder casket, thanks tho Rishi","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d2ua2s","text":"If everything goes well the conservative party will cease to exist in July so that statement might as well be final. Here is hoping","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d45og9","text":"I could afford to go down slides if they didn't shit the bed over student fees","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bpx4gp","text":"Utterly sickening.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d06vir","text":"Will she be going back to advocating for Paedophiles again ? !","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cnubir","text":"People spammed downvotes at this guy, but he has a valid point. Or should we keep them in our country and arrest them for commiting a crime? Would that be better? Obviously refugees should be and are allowed but people who come illegally. If there are problems with the application system, that needs to be changed instead. Currently people flock to the UK illegally and get free stuff from the government. It's attrocious","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5or7g","text":"If you put a far lefty and a far right in front of each other, they will start calling names... What breaking news! This idiot even paid 100 pounds for the honor...","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cagoow","text":"They know that smearing works. Convince everyone that the police can no longer help Jewish people and to ban the marches.\n\nBy the time stuff like this comes out the damage is done.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cq4ev3","text":"*Did they try not being poor though?*","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d1ktd2","text":"Health and safety legislation is written in blood.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by8lcq","text":"You do realise it was all me right?\n\nYes I brought up the US as a prime example how being able to carry offensive weapons for whatever reason you like doesn't make you safer, but your response of \"nuh uh\" and *refusing to back that up* is a bad faith argument.\n\nUnless you have proof to back up your claims then wind your neck in.\n\nThe crack about \"quoting\" movies is also unnecessary. This isn't a formal debate, this is Reddit and me *paraphrasing* a movie quote to make my point is not in any way reflective of the actual content of my argument.\n\nYou're a walking talking logical fallacy.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bva6tc","text":"Absolute legends  ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5o3mj","text":"There are 2 doctors in my surgery to cover over 8000 people and I feel that this understaffing played a part in my mum's death.   \nMy mum wasn't a well woman, she had MS and was bed bound, had carers coming in to see her 4 times a day and after my dad passed in November the rest of the time it was just me to take care of her and I failed her. For the last few months of her life she had constant UTI's and was in a constant state of confusion with them. No doctor came out to see her despite my having to phone the practice every other week and a couple of times an advanced nurse practitioner came out. One morning I had to phone 999 as I couldn't get her to wake and ended up having to perform chest compressions on her. Long story short I had to leave her after a few hours as my sister was taken into hospital that same day and almost passed that night due to sepsis. I thought I was leaving her in good hands and I needed to help my brother in law with my nephews. Anyhoo 6 hours after being taken she was discharged. A subsequent conversation with the advanced nurse practitioner as my mum was found eating tissue paper I mentioned she had just been in hospital and this practitioner said she wouldn't have been discharged if there was anything wrong and asked me if I wanted her in hospital. I said I just wanted what was best for my mum. She gave my mum a once over and said she could only treat what was in front of her despite me saying that my mum wasn't one to be snacking on fucking tissue paper. Anyway another antibiotic was prescribed as it was probably just another UTI. Five days later my mum passed due to sepsis.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5j92a","text":"Nasty people, best avoided when possible. It must be really damaging to live your life so full of blind hatred for everything except an orange muppet.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1c0qbo2","text":"It\u2019s not just capitalism the game. \n\nIt showscases the end game. One player having all the wealth, stripping away all the assets from other played until people get bored and everyone stops playing.\n\nI can only think of one way to stop playing in real life to be honest.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3ywj7","text":"What is this thing \"savings\" they speak of.\n\n\n\u00a0Heard about it, never seen it","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1cxyzmi","text":"Why would you follow the recipe of a country that doesn't have any culinary expertise?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cjc4ta","text":"We're just so completely pathetic. \n\nOf course, try bringing your spouse here if you're a 25 year old brit in love and you don't have a chance. \n\nOur spineless system punishes people it has leverage over, and the people who just ignore it get left alone.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxvqxm","text":"What's this got to do with Brexit? The Tories sold the water industry off and us down the shit-filled river long before that.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bq6tfs","text":"Fuck I can almost make out whats in the picture","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bmj5p2","text":"Cannabis should absolutely be kept illegal. Relative of mine started on that, then moved on to other drugs, ended up on heroin and assaulted police officers, while contributing nothing the society.\n\nHaving visited places in America where it is legal, the stench pervades everywhere and gave me a headache, and is obviously not ideal for kids to be around.\n\nIt is not harmless, and indeed it should hugely be cracked down upon.","sarcasm_label":0}
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{"id":"1d38bf7","text":"I blagged a flight in an RAF Sea King once and I can still vividly remember the smell now, hot exhaust fumes just constantly blasting through the fuselage, absolutely horrible. \n\nI did think at the time that it cannot be good for you!","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bly5zf","text":"It's hair, who cares.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"Working in a community pharmacy lemme tell you guys we are on the edge of losing it. \nEveryday it\u2019s people shouting at us, I\u2019ve been threatened with physical abuse and the managers do nothing.\nPlease be nice to the staff, we are doing our best in a bad situation.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bij6ji","text":"It's so annoying that people are scooping up this pathetic non story about a talentless nobody and her mundane operation. We have genuine things to be concerned about. Outraged about. Things to match en- mass to downing street about and drag the snivelling government by their hair through the gutter about, but instead millions of dull witted people are obsessing over someone they don't know, will never meet and has no relevance to anything important and never will.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d55td2","text":"\"The alleged attacker has now been named. He is . . . nohing to see here folks.Nothing happened. Go away now\"","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1c7chpv","text":"FUCK YES","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cyaq43","text":"They know they won't win. They're ransacking the place so that labour will inherit a shitstorm and promptly do fuck all about it but whine.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cji78e","text":"Very true, but he's also a short-arsed multi-millionaire too, so I reckon the serious amount of fucks he gives will be minimal. Then the Tories will elect another prick to lead them in opposition, like mirror-opposite lanky streak of piss Jacob Rees-Mogg.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d646l7","text":"I truly worry about the state of politics and society. It\u2019s hard to see how things might be turned around.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bnlwem","text":"I wouldn't be surprised. However, what I mean is that they fail to do their jobs because of an external motive\/incentive. \n\nI don't know whether they're just ideologically-motivated, taking orders from the government which contradict their intended purpose, or taking monetary bribes. All I know is that they're acting as a ferry service for illegal immigrants when they should be keeping them out. That's corruption no matter how you slice it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bpyn8z","text":"About Reform seeming to give a fuck. They\u2019re somehow a nastier and manipulative party than the Tories","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xrag","text":"OP is Czech.\n\nI'm curious to know if anyone in this sub likes to post in the subreddits of other countries on the other side of Europe.\n\nIt is such bizarre behavior to me","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1ccr2x0","text":"It\u2019s a shame that that\u2019s the case across folk music in general- it needs an injection of young interest or much of the folk tradition will die out.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bkv7rw","text":"This is fantastic news, and it has been well known that these ML algorithms can detect cancer much earlier than a trained human eye, and have a much low error rate. The biggest challenge is implementation, and how to roll this out as a side-by-side tool for doctors.\n\nSource, me, MSc Data Science","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bmzlp9","text":"Cringe","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d1c2rm","text":"So they saying if you don't want to\/ can't serve in the military you can do social work such as working for the nhs, carr environment or clean up the area. So basically do the fucking government's job to hire staff but do it for cheap. Also there's no repercussions announced.\n\nIt also punishes 18 yo who go straight out to work after leaving school, as say their a porter at a hospital on a Monday to Friday, off the weekend to do their national service the Saturday and Sunday at the same hospital for probably less money, makes no sense to me.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bqsr48","text":"> the USA doesn\u2019t seem to be doing too badly with their guaranteed 1st amendment rights\n\nYou realise the USA has banned talking about slavery in schools, bans talking about LGBT topics to children in most states, and is putting forward a shitload of book bans in schools? \n\nThey support \"free speech\" but their idea of protecting \"free speech\" means censoring any speech that goes against that perception.\n\nThat's all the \"Free Speech\" rightoit propaganda machine wants, for you to believe that allowing the speech of bigots somehow _doesn't_ hurt the speech of others, when history has shown OVER AND OVER AND OVER, that if you let hateful people have the microphone, then anyone they target has to shut up. \n\nYou've fallen for tory propaganda.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1b93zrm","text":"Look how they treat their own Jewish people. Why can't they leave them alone? \nThey've done nothing wrong.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d60q17","text":"I don\u2019t particularly like Andrew Tate, he is just another internet character which has sprung up. Some of these boys arrested are 12 and 13. Are you saying, even IF, they are a fan of him, that would make it right? Really big cop out suggesting this is happening because of people like Andrew Tate. This is poor parenting from whoever is raising these kids. Not only 1 to rape a girl, but 6? None of them there were like, err hang on should we stop this?","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cxwfhs","text":"Taking a moment to think about it, and yeah, this is a really good idea. It's not something that had occurred to me, even though I work in a hospital - maybe because all the loos in my department are single occupancy mini-bathrooms with a toilet, wash basin and sanitary disposal bin.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d3xp0l","text":"The magic money tree seems to be giving a bumper crop","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d4yakh","text":"Every institution in this country hates young people.\n\nWoman gets attacked and responds with a gentle shove, and then BAM they're a convicted criminal.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5r159","text":"I want off this timeline. This country is a fucking shambles.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cq5za5","text":"I never watch Eurovision, it has always been populist fluff without decent music and the result has always been manipulated for political purposes with huge voting blocs pushing their agendas. \n\nThis year was no different except that there are State sponsored botnets and bots as well as ever more sophisticated AIs manipulating information and data all over the world. \n\nThe Israelis have their own operation, as does India, China, Russia and North Korea amongst others. There are actually privately run groups as well as criminal gangs.\n\nI am British and don't use most social media, but in the sites i do use often (Quora, Reddit and youtube), i have noticed a distinct rise in posts telling me how wonderful China is, how Sadiq Khan is doing a terrible job of Mayor of London, why Brexshit is great, how terrible a Labour government would be, how awful re-electing Joe Biden would be, how Donald Trump should carry on making America great again and why he should be allowed to become a dictator.\n\nThere is an unknown, unseen war going on all over the world for power, influence and wealth, Eurovision has become another battlefield.\n\n\n ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5l3e9","text":"I can't get my ADHD medication. I've been taking the same one for nearly 20 years and only recently has supply been a problem. \n\nThe shortage on ADHD meds is so bad that I've been taking expired meds for months. It is that or I have nothing to take.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1by8lcq","text":"I'd prefer chance that they don't use a weapon over certainty.\n\nYou may think that's victim mentality, but I'd rather be alive than not.\n\nMy phone and my wallet are no where near as important to me as my life.\n\n>  just stand there and have your stuff taken in the hopes they don't hurt you?\n\nYes.\n\nI'd rather meekly hand them over, get home in one piece and cancel my cards thanks.\n\nI'm a middle aged, slightly overweight, unfit  IT guy who hasn't been in anything approaching a fight in decades.\n\nFuck that noise, I'd rather get home in one piece than think I'm Jason fucking Statham and end up having my arse handed to me.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bwgrlq","text":"But let\u2019s all focus on what really matters. Stopping the boats. \/s","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d5kmp9","text":"I would have more respect for politicians if they actually stopped, answered the question while looking the person in the eyes instead of always trying to walk away when the shit hits the fan","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bu7ae5","text":"It\u2019s from the IEA (institute of economic affairs) it\u2019s the oldest UK right wing \u201cthink tank\u201d - and that\u2019s in a crowded field \n\nIt\u2019s one of many such organisations that\u2019s set up as a propaganda outlet to manufacture consent for horrible austerity & privatisation policies.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bsjjd9","text":"The \u201cnews\u201d follows a narrative and is not truthful.\n\nThe MSM stifles certain stories or makes mountains out of molehills to suit their narrative. \n\nThe BBC have been caught out a number of times, clearly reporting falsified \u201creports\u201d or using language to dehumanise certain groups.\n\n\u201cThese people were killed\/ These people were *Found dead*\u201d","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d68acz","text":"His name is Steven Yaxley-lennon or Steve for short.\n\nTommy Robbinson is a made-up propaganda name designed to make him sound less like a posh nazi knobend and more like an 'ordinary' English working class hero type bloke.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bxot1n","text":"Calling themselves Labour nowadays is a joke, Diet Tories more like","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1balovb","text":"I didn\u2019t say they did. I just wanted to know how many dead children is acceptable before one expresses agreement with \u2018pro Palestinians\u2019.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5tdx5","text":"Compulsive liar, repeatedly sacked in the past from jobs in journalism and government, loads of dodgy situations and scandals he had got himself into before...\n\nYes, he was totally unfit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d57y5r","text":"Nothing. It's great having one and I haven't got a care in the world about using it.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5osrx","text":"Haven't we already heard this. Their pledges mean shit.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cntrsl","text":"**She's still a predator who should face the same punishment a man would, a short stint in prison before the inmates get their hands on her**","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1csifgb","text":"You will be forcefed my agenda and if you don't take it then you're a homophobe.\n\nEdit - lmao 2 minutes before being spammed with the suicide care messages from reddit. Enjoy the ban.","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1d5vktv","text":"Lets see him put his money where his mouth is I say! I have never voted for labour, but this time I might just do it, they have been banging on about how great they are, so lets see it...","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bfftth","text":"Well, the only POSSIBLE answer as to why they chose a particular example of why the map is not accurate over another absolutely MUST be because they are a defensive Northerner. \n\nOr not","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bcsw5d","text":"Uncle Nonce ruined it again","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1bndxs7","text":"This is disgusting ","sarcasm_label":0}
{"id":"1cdhbxz","text":"If we want a dragon slayer, metaphorical or otherwise, as a patron saint let's have one who was actually from here.\n\n\n\nAdditionally:\n\n- Piers had winged dogs. George had no dogs. Sad.\n- He humiliated the devil with word play\n- He calls out St George for his probable non-existence on his tomb. Meanwhile Piers definitely, 100% existed (trust me bro).\n\nThe arguments are irrefutable. Piers for Sainthood!","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1bus5aa","text":"But I don\u2019t understand.  According to Reddit, judges are beyond reproach, never have an agenda, are never wrong, and would absolutely never make decisions that are bad for the country on the most flimsiest of \u201chooman rights\u201d grounds.    Something must be going on here.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d2xgmo","text":"Are you not old enough to remember how good life was during the last Labour government?  \n  \nYoung people bought avocado toast *and* houses.","sarcasm_label":1}
{"id":"1d6ayh9","text":"It's not all farmers, but many farmers have the same attitude to land. Tilling is also violently controversial in the eco farming community.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0}