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1c9w6um | Yeah. She did loads of opening train stations and reciting the government’s words on Christmas Day. Loved by who? What a load of tripe | 0 |
1cd5kfn | People who say this have never tried real food and just eat frozen shit from supermarkets and gastro pubs. Moron. | 0 |
1d1jb3h | Lots of gorgeous bits of Leicestershire like this. Follow the Wreake out of Melton through Asfordby, Frisby and Hoby and there's lots of spots like this, but my favourite has to be the Soar flowing between Sileby/Barrow and Mountsorrel, alongside the A6. Stunning in the frost in winter, and a great walking and fishing location in the summer | 0 |
1d5tdx5 | He turned number 10 into a fucking disco during the pandemic. Imagine if that news had got out during the pandemic, there would have been serious riots.
The level of irresponsibility to do something like that is mind boggling.
That alone should answer your question.
Also I was at Oxford at the same time as Johnson, Mogg, Cameron etc. Johnson was a celebrity there, everyone had heard of him. Not particularly unusual because public school kids all know each other before they get to Oxford. But I wasn't even in a University college and knew about him.
Do a google search for Johnson and the Bullingdon club to find out some of the stuff they got up to. Theres even a feature film based on it, I think Riot Club. | 0 |
1d5376m | Such a tiny amount of money to steal from someone. Guess the crabs in a bucket that is the UK underclass would sell their own children for mere thousands. | 1 |
1b7ffjh | Atun Shei is so good and I do enjoy his lighter moments. | 0 |
1cj657s | Boris.... always the bumbly fumbly 'doing it for the bants' attention whore..... | 0 |
1c5hfr0 | Yes you are all wrong | 0 |
1baofai | Fucking hell that’s bad. | 0 |
1d5wzpn | It was mostly security theatre anyway. What makes carrying a 1000ml of explosives in 10 bottles more easily detectable than one 1000ml bottle of explosives? | 0 |
1chgol2 | what's the problem? the UK has ~~presented a total lie as a fact~~ declared, by law, that Rwanda is a safe country. So making them deal with their own immigration "crisis", which they artificially create to distract from their own absolutely fucking appalling actions, should surely be fine. If they're being sent off to a safe third country (and also pocketing a shitload of money for Rishi Sunak's father's company) what's the harm? :) | 1 |
1bw1pq7 | We need to get rid of the greenbelt and build outwards from all our major cities. All our cities need to expand 50% to absorb our Net migration rates of 700.000 a year. Then connect them through greater infrustctructe.
It's the NIBBYS who are the problem. | 0 |
1c3uw8v | It's wild to me that you typed this out | 0 |
1brvrhg | Lol you're brain damaged | 0 |
1d559xo | Gotta say, I think BP's loyalty system is the best at the moment. Discounts on M&S products, and they dont fuck you over (currently) with the points. Easy to redeem too | 0 |
1cgvk1o | \*Isreal/Palestine war exists\*
\*Countless anti-war protests around the world happen\*
America: zzzzz
"Excuse me Mr President, Dave from Slough, United Kingdom has suggested that we vote for a ceasefire in Gaza"
"HOLD THE PRESSES!! WE'LL STOP THIS WAR" - Joe Biden, 2024 | 1 |
1bbgqdi | The tories are the only party that can get us through this economic uncertainty that they've spent the last 14 or so years causing. | 1 |
1bnfpur | To play devil's advocate, everyone wants to deprive her of citizenship as punishment, but the other side of that is Britain is not taking responsibility for its citizens when they fuck up. By taking away her citizenship Britain is forcing its problem onto another country.
Deep sympathy for her parents. They seemed genuinely dismayed by what she had done, and were left in Britain to be subject to public scrutiny, and I'm sure a litany of investigations. | 0 |
1d5vktv | Anyone who believes this is living in cloud cuckoo land | 0 |
1d0wr7i | Genuine LOL on the toilet. Thank you. | 0 |
1cy36vt | Tory’s have broken an already damaged country. Brexit was the biggest single mistake in the last 50 years. Cameron was an idiot to chance it. It is now the party of more scandals than I have seen. I will be voting labour mainly because I want to do my bit to halt the spread of fascism which TBH is sweeping the world !! | 0 |
1d6a0cd | If this comes to fruition I will definitely be getting an annual pass! | 0 |
1csfnv2 | As an ex cop I can agree with you, but it wasn't shady tactics, just incompetence and bad management. | 0 |
1cdhbxz | This is basically correct, down to the part where it talks about Edmund, Edward and Æthelbert being patron saints of the Angles, Saxons and Jutes.
This is modern revisionist rubbish. They were not divided like this.
Edward the Confessor died in 1066. This is well beyond the period when "Saxon" and "Angle" were distinct identities. The Kingdom of England was one kingdom by then, and they called themselves English.
I also don't know what a "white Syrian" is. St George was a Greek. | 0 |
1d37ehu | Burnley man… yea has the typical north west British phenotype …. | 1 |
1bzo71r | You guys get garden waste bins collected?
Lol its an extra fee for us now. | 0 |
1d5hsxf | We've taken kids to Panto for generations, and while the appeal to tradition is a shit one, it does somewhat show up the hypocrisy.
>I think you have to be a bit obtuse to not understand why people could perceive it as creepy and inappropriate.
I mean, I think people find it "inappropriate" because they assume that cross-dressing is only acceptable either as a joke or as sexual, so seeing sincere non, sexualised drag means that gender non-conformity is being given *respect* and this cannot be allowed. | 0 |
1bslbqr | Why would you even visit this place | 0 |
1ccw3z0 | He's not going to be in power after November, so it doesn't matter what he says.... | 0 |
1cy67n8 | Oh come one he’s as much a fat cat as the rest of them in Downing Street. The bloody bastards! | 0 |
1bp69p3 | Hmm why isn't there more criticism of this in Britain? Hmmmmm I'm not allowed to say why | 1 |
1bz00ww | It's fucking disgusting. Never opposed a single thing. Especially Kier, a former human rights lawyer. A pinnacle example of power corrupting. | 0 |
1brd5pn | Get rid of the lot. Parasites draining us of hundreds of millions while pensioners can't get their homes. | 0 |
1d5hgek | It would be hilarious if 8 mps defected to the lib dems if this happened, so the Tories aren't even the official opposition and get 5 years in timeout. | 0 |
1d4zore | Good to know they’re spending time thinking about the important issues. | 1 |
1bpyn8z | Having just been forced to move rentals after a landlord wanted to sell the property, I can honestly say the rental market is fucked.
There is such a small pool of nice houses. Every viewing I went to, there would be families waiting outside to get in.
The fact that the Conservatives have failed to bring through any of the promised rental reforms is another nail in the coffin for me. They really do not care about the interests of people without property. | 0 |
1bd9wzg | >Sure, going to a prestigious university opens doors, though I suspect most of the people in those universities had a lot of doors already open.
University is a class gateway
It used to be a stamp of approval that said "yep, this guy's posh, he's one of the old boys, give him a job"
Then people saw that university graduates had better outcomes and thought it was something about university itself. So they started pushing loads of people through essay writing courses with no practical application
To be clear, I think education is valuable for its own sake. It's not inherently a waste of time to study something non-vocational
But as an attempt to change society it kinda goes nowhere
So now that stamp of approval is meaningless unless it's from Oxbridge or maybe a Russell Group uni. It does however come with a shit ton of debt!
I took out £9k per year for four years. That's £36k. I've been paying it off ever since. So now I only owe £64k. Great! | 1 |
1bcvprx | Without the other images citing when people fabricated hate crimes against themselves, this stank of third party agitation or Jews punching themselves. | 0 |
1bc6b1x | Basically trying to stop free speech and trying to do what's best for them | 0 |
1brspxf | The crucial factor has been the obstruction of aid, which demonstrates beyond question the intention to destroy Palestinians as a group i.e. genocide. It's impossible for anyone to defend under any circumstances. | 0 |
1b0lvsi | My government and your government are both responsible for false-flag terrorist attacks on civilians. | 0 |
1brcl81 | This knife wielding nutjob gets 3 months, meanwhile Sam Melia got 2 years for "stickering".
I mean, some of them were quite mean stickers, clearly that's more important than someone stabbing people.
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1d5vktv | Labour leader:
We will cut down on immigration
Also Labour:
We will bring in Gazans to the UK | 1 |
1bmlgoe | Alot of the guys who were known bullies at my school now doing time. Don't know anyone who would meet that criteria who has done remotely well. | 0 |
1cdfbzq | fuck 'em. If someone in a twat-mobile starts tailgating because they don't like the speed I'm doing, I get \_slower\_ and maliciously comply to the speed limit | 0 |
1d5fw9r | Like egg printing, with actual tracking? Sounds good, please do it at source though. | 0 |
1bmlgoe | It's probably because you are used to picking on people that fold over which is exactly what you get in a lot of work places.
It's easy to get promoted and excel when you bully and snake out your peers at every opportunity.
I personally couldn't bully someone as I think psychologically they are cowards, but I have a strong character. Not all of us do. | 0 |
1cbgc15 | Honestly, not really. I love England, I quite like the English generally but I'm notnat all bothered about an 'England day' | 0 |
1d39ni2 | At what point should this company be allowed to continue? It's ripping off the public, failing to do the basics and is now endangering our health. They clearly don't care enough to even do a basic job now, so let it fail | 0 |
1c4ooun | Such a calmly evil twisted sister. Shame on her and her parents. ENOUGH! | 0 |
1bn09ra | Fair play to him,well said. | 0 |
1cx6lnm | They'll just print money again like last time and we can all enjoy another cost of living crisis | 0 |
1biil4d | I saw a post by them saying that they are doing this to 'show the diversity at the Station' so are they going to be putting up Torah verses for Passover or Bible Verses for Christmas or is it just for Islam? | 0 |
1d5j1q9 | Jail time just isn't given to most ppl unless it's one of the not allowed on Reddit opinions | 1 |
1cj657s | Utter arsehole.
Currently I'm helping 5 different people without any photo ID to get something sorted - the kind of vulnerable people who are either illiterate or mentally/physically ill - who have never worried about voting before. Just took their voting card to the polling station and voted - job done.
This was just the Tories doing their "Wish we were the US GOP party...sigh" dreamy eyes across the ocean, where they hope to have a proper dictatorship with no rules that effect their wealth accumulation, or challenges from those nasty poor people (i.e. anyone earning less than a million a year).
So funny that Bozo got caught out, but knowing him it was deliberate as he craves ANY attention whatsoever for his "brand".
With any luck he's piss off soon to do his Scrooge McDuck diving into gold act in the Cayman Islands where he can be near all the money he and his mates stole from the British public.
Knob. | 0 |
1d431mo | Wait, progressives have told me this is impossible. | 1 |
1c0qbo2 | Not realistic.
None of the players have gone bankrupt yet. | 0 |
1cpgqtd | Fucking scum just stop oil protesters. Y'know they are using senjor citizens so that they can spread the "hey look, old people hate oil too" and also other law enforcement won't dare to go too violent with them. | 0 |
1d3xp0l | Quickest way to increase corporate profits with zero benefit to any normal person in Britain | 1 |
1chdm7r | Don't forget the fun facts about the United Kingdom.
- Has porten down.
- Has Avon Rubber factories.
- Has the seventh biggest NATO CBRN kit stockpile.
Government widely decided to use its industrial base and stockpiles to prevent the pandemic from killing its citizens, nah that's a fucking joke, mid-level managers stole all the funds and then with what was left Imports of shitty bayonet mount JBL respirators from China instead of having government factories ramp up production of military grade 40mm NATO standard comfortable respirators like the C50/FM12 etc that are rated for much higher levels of threats than a simple biological virus, and have basic things like communication projection and internal microphone ideal for use in medical and general use.
(Oh yes they also make there own P3 and ABEKP3 filters in domestic factories)
Did I mention airtight drinking systems? (Since the 1980s in all competent military respirators)
Israel was the only country in the world that had half preparation for this because they gave respirators to all of their citizens for practically two decades for free, because biological attacks are so affordable to carry out and so affordably easy to counteract if you own the bloody factories.
Dying empire is a bit of a joke honestly. | 0 |
1d5x2ir | I used to work in a shop next to a post office.
Monday morning 9am we always had a rush.
People collected their benefits and then spent the lot on booze and fags.
Their kids only got fed at school or at the table of other families. | 0 |
1bwgrlq | It's fair to say...Tory governments have bought the UK to its knees. They have failed to deliver anything positive to anyone other than the super wealthy. Tory conservatism has been a catastrophe for the majority of Britah people. | 0 |
1d4uhul | The Conservatives could promise everyone a £20k bonus and a free mountain bike if they wanted because they won't be forming the next government so none of it will ever become reality. All this is about is generating the headlines they think will attract the attention of those voters who they think they still have a chance of retaining with the hope that it's not as bad a loss as they are fearing. There will be no substance to whatever policies they pull out of their arse. | 0 |
1bij6ji | I really don't care about the RF but this is getting ridiculous...can't avoid the coverage...she's recovering from surgery, end of. We don't need daily updates. What do people expect?? | 0 |
1cypi8f | You will love the current labour part then. Pretty much said they are going to do nothing and have explained exactly how they are going to do everything they are going to do. | 0 |
1d4s4nh | And tomorrow there will be 30 million on a different boat. Completely pointless | 0 |
1d4b2s4 | * Step 1: Purge the unelectables.
* Step 2: Don't engage in highly polarised issues that have no bearing on everyday people's lives.
* Step 3: Don't say stupid shit that makes the Tories look like saints in comparison.
Looks like a fine plan to me | 1 |
1cgvkaj | I’ve heard Ukrainian property is cheap these days… | 1 |
1c5re71 | Farage should go back to cleaning Drumpf's teeth like the Plover bird does to a crocodile | 1 |
1bqtyti | This woman is pure evil. If there’s any justice in this world she should end up behind bars. My fear is that she is being protected by numerous Prime Minister and Civil Servants. This has been going on since Blair was PM. | 0 |
1czhxmd | The last 14 years haven’t been kind
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1cxvqxm | Government should take back the water companies by force. | 0 |
1d5l3e9 | Well I'm fucked then if two of the shortages are gonna be thyroid and epilepsy. I take thyroid hormone for under active thyroid and pregabalin (or Lyrica brand name) for fibromyalgia and Pregabalin is one drug that if you just stop taking it or drop too much too quickly it can royal fuck you up. I found that out the hard way when trying to lower my dosage too much too quickly cos I thought it stopped working. Not only did my pain increase ten fold but my mental really went down the toilet too. Like I was close to suicide bad. | 0 |
1cmj90n | That pro-Israel lawyer was really grasping at straws lol | 0 |
1bkzrtt | Custard creams and a scalding hot cuppa. Get in my fucking face hole. | 0 |
1btwk24 | I concour my friend who is a head nurse says there is loads of money gpimg in but just wasted .... I have opted out of the nhs of late with personal hip.prpbelms and self funded private ....nhs took over 18 months to not even diagnose me and when they did it was wrong so for 1400 quid I had an mri amd saw the top.consultant and it was diagnosed in 3 weeks....the amount of scans and junior doctors I saw on thr nhs must of cost them 8 grand minimum and all.of it wasted money....
Just ridiculous | 0 |
1d3xp0l | Where's the cut to VAT on energy like we were promised by the Brexiters? Including Sunak. | 0 |
1bhpktw | Is this the same Frank Hester that proclaimed that MP Dianne Abbott makes him hate all black women, and that she should be shot?
The same corrupt Frank Hester that gifted the tories £5m a few years ago to get his first pick at lucrative NHS contracts, and has managed to profit £130m from his little "bribe"?
That Frank Hester? | 0 |
1d5l3e9 | Terrific.
On thyroid meds, adrenal steroids, migraine meds, and others for over 20 years, and about to be dxd and medicated for ADHD.
I’m already having to use pharmacies other than my usual GP pharmacy, and have already had trouble getting migraine and anti emetic meds.
How the f has this been allowed to happen?
They risk literally killing people with shortages of thyroid, adrenal, epilepsy meds, and other treatable conditions aren’t a bundle of laughs if you can’t function in any capacity without the prescribed meds to make them more bearable.
Adrenal crisis will land people in hospital. Anti epileptic drug shortages will land people in hospital. Dehydration from excessive vomiting will land people in hospital. Etc.
And that’s not taking into account the difficulties with getting out of the ambulance queues at the moment.
Jesus.
The ramifications are horrendous. | 0 |
1d0hcxd | Awesome thanks for explaining! | 0 |
1bp7fjm | Can people stop listening to this conman? the stupid half of this country already fell for his buggest scam, don't give him more attention. | 0 |
1cik0vu | That's absolutely terrible, no child can cause harm, not all children from a certain ethnic or possible militarised background grows up to become a soldier of war. Some people have become Nobel Peace prize winners in the past for studies in humanity. | 0 |
1bnn6h7 | >Otherwise the ideal thing to do wouldcvecto just movecthechouses of parliament elsewhere like Bristol.
Yeah I'm sure the best thing to do for the UK is to move parliament just to a different area of the already wealthy south! great idea! | 1 |
1b2whi8 | Sick, evil people | 0 |
1boxsgn | Yet when people DO protest about something they care about at get "THEY'RE BLOCKING MY COMMUTE TO WORK!!!" | 0 |
1d42rxt | I read the article. Jesus fucking Christ. I sincerely hope this pathetic excuse of a human gets what he deserves.
I hope, really, really hope that the woman ends up being ok. | 0 |
1d2vpu1 | Since I can remember that sub has been a right wing echo chamber. Everything is about immigration, everything lately relating to Palestine/Israel has been shitting on Arabs in general. WorldNews has been similar too. | 0 |
1d569vw | Culture clash its going to become more common sadly | 0 |
1d69zbw | This article is about FDI and UK’s advantages in certain fields vs European countries. Why are you posting trade stats that have nothing to do with the article? | 0 |
1bate8h |
35% of male perpetrators of paedophilia we're also victims.
It's not apples to apples, but the theme of trauma exposure to trauma giver is consistent, thus fair.
Just another attempt or articulating the horror. Biden wants to send Israel another $14b I read today. That's a lot of dead kids. | 0 |
1d5osrx | I feel like they are just making shit up now, announcing it without any real thought or intention to follow through.
Basically throwing anything at the “election” wall to see what sticks.
Don’t believe a word they say. | 0 |
1d5or7g | A lot of hippies were always selfish twonks who moaned about the postwar welfare state (which did far more than they ever did to improve people's lives) while simultaneously being just as big a crowd of stooges and grifters as the people they criticised | 0 |
1cq4ev3 | All their fault, is it?
Not the fault of lazy chavs who don’t want to work? Have you seen the state of some people these days?
How TF does a little political party change millions of people like that? Give them more money, yeah? | 0 |
1bn6qcr | Pathetic article from a soulless husk of a person. Politics has always been a part of sport.
And by definition, a national football team is representing and controlled by a political entity/system , whether they like it or not.
I don’t particularly care about the flag thing but people are entitled to complain. It won’t achieve anything but people shouldn’t be forced just to suffer in silence. No one has organised a hate march against Nike.
His comment on “according to kit manufacturers Nike, all that the flag is intended to symbolise is “unity.” Was most laughable to me.
Whatever Nike say, we have to take as gospel. I bit like when all the moronic footballers used to take the knee and insist it has nothing to do with BLM. | 0 |
1cyq5o9 | Well i cant say im not suprised. Why would anybody take the risk? Ive seen people walking those beasts and they have primary school age kids with them and it makes me feel sick thinking that those parents are clearly putting them at risk of a horrific life altering attack, and thats if theyre lucky enough to survive. The law should go further than just banning them and muzzling them, it should be a criminal offence carrying a prison sentance to allow one to be in the prescence of children. I have no sympathy for adults like the lady in the OP's article, if youre stupid enough to own one then that is entirely on you, but if you are bringing one into your home and you have kids, you clearly arent bothered about the welfare of children in your care. | 0 |
1cb3vk3 | Ok, regardless of Femi's theory here, England categorically does *not* deserve a day off for St. Georges day and this is why:
Part of Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto in 2017 was explicitly to give the UK 4 additional bank Holidays, one for each nations patron saint.
Now, whatever your opinion on corbyn's various other policies, to my mind refusing to vote for 4 extra days off is the stupidest decision ever. Ergo, no, we don't deserve that day. | 0 |
1chm685 | Do you mean to tell me, that under 18s are looking at pornography. That Porn sites don't bother to check whether someone is adult and that boys are becoming addicted to porn 4 years before they ever have sex.
I for one, am shocked! | 1 |
1d3a7po | The roofer has been working from home too I take it? | 1 |
1d6aqxo | People have been stuffing boxes full of Labour votes! How can this be? - Tory/Reform 05/07/24. [Then they start the PR campaign.] | 1 |
1d1q9p0 | Absolutely spot on. The slaughter is directly the responsibility of the Labour Party. They must dedicate their entire focus on putting right this terrible war they've caused in the Middle East and in no way think about what's happening in the UK.
Seriously, these posts really fucking piss me off. | 0 |