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1cyq5o9 | Sad. But at least it’s the owner that paid the ultimate price and not some innocent bystander.
Sad also for the animal, that will be put down.
Why people feel they need to own killing machines, I will never know. | 0 |
1b3e0op | OH MY GOD THIS IS IT!!! Thank you so much.
No wonder I couldn’t find it when searching little rascals lol you rock | 0 |
1ckrypm | Nearly half a million people took part in one of the protests London, these are citizens of the UK and that muppet calls them all the names under the Sun. Elected to represent, unify and better the community but all she does is sow dissent. She’s been fired twice and doesn’t deserve any platform but for some reason she’s been doing the media rounds. | 0 |
1d60q17 | This generation of boys is a lost cause. It's time we start urging our girls to completely distance themselves from them.
Just to top it off, watch them get away with a tepid punishment for this. | 0 |
1d5or7g | Fuck a doodle doo, I thought I was going mental for a moment there when I saw Mark Steel on the line up, had to rewind and saw it's Mark Steele with an e, who according to Google is some ex-con 5g consipironutter. | 0 |
1atys09 | world leaders kept encouraging and enabling israel even when people said this wasn’t a proportional response or that it would end poorly for palestine. we knew israel was a monster and world leaders shouldn’t get into bed with them…
here we are months later and israel has shown it’s full of hate and murder with the goal of occupying all of gaza.
now they’re being bit in the arse and realising how what a moral stain this is and they’re back-pedalling like crazy.
remember this is the same cunt who said palestine could only exist with israel’s permission and then 3 days later say palestine has a right to statehood | 0 |
1d5jgvb | It’s the Tory way , sell public utilities to private companies ( school chums and relatives ) .
They run them into the ground like all private equity companies and pick every bit of fat off them , oversight over utilities and transport is dismal . Their mates probably run that too , bunch of parasites . | 0 |
1buzybn | Votes at the cost of business owners. Not a bad thing for most people but it’s not motivated by good intentions.
Also more tax revenue which no doubt won’t be funnelled back into infrastructure, education, healthcare….. | 0 |
1d1ybzr | The lollipop guild are bigger than the PM | 1 |
1bv42jy | I'm studying a construction related degree right now and I don't know a single person who hasn't thought about emigrating. Before I went to university I took a few years off and worked in Italy when we were still in the EU, well that's all finished now so I don't see a future for myself in the UK as it's no longer a base through which to access Europe. My original plan was to work in the UK for a couple of years and then look for work in maybe France or Germany because why not, but that's become so much harder so I'm looking at New Zealand or Australia when I graduate.
It's common sense. This country doesn't value young people. Why would a 20 something with a valuable degree stay in the UK and have stagnant wages, shit pensions, crappy housing?
My brother is doing his doctor training at the moment and he's decided to stay in the UK because he loves the NHS and wants to give something back which is very noble. But for someone like myself who has had their life fucked by 14 years of tory bullshit and Brexit I see no future in the UK. | 0 |
1bsbf0r | Cunts. | 0 |
1d5gikx | Professor Brian Cox was in D:Ream? What timeline is this exactly? | 1 |
1cdkst6 | Holocaust didn't teach them anything | 0 |
1d35bq6 | > Wealthy white men from rural areas are the UK’s biggest emitters of climate-heating gases from transport, according to a study.
So farmers then. Wow, glad we sorted that out. | 1 |
1d6ayh9 | Don't ask what they feed farmed salmon on.. | 1 |
1co1nxa | He's the only one who can bring back CEEFAX in all its glory, I'm in for Count Binface! | 0 |
1d5tdx5 | My grandad worked in the vicitnity him at the Torygraph and thought he was an absolute waste of skin (and Johnson still owes him a couple quid he lent him for a sandwich) | 0 |
1cbxn9t | bus drivers are a menace. | 0 |
1boli15 | >why don’t we enjoy any of the benefits… like cheap labour and services
Because you need people who are skilled in those roles to do those roles. Contrary to what they might say, someone coming over from a less developed country probably isn’t a doctor.
If 500,000 people come in but most of those are unskilled workers, all that does it suppress wages for unskilled work and increases demand for higher skilled work (see; healthcare requirements, tradies, etc)
The difference with high population places like China is it’s local population getting local training for the local position, not someone who’s got a perhaps less than adequate education coming in and is going to work the till at Lidl. | 0 |
1d5k5xh | Shame mysteriously has no effect on people now? | 0 |
1cxvqxm | Brexshit | 0 |
1d2hjqa | Yes definitelyz My WiFi has gone from 32 to 38 and it’s still crap. I’ve switched to BRSK for £23 a month as I was fed up of EE. | 0 |
1d38vhm | They want more money... Yeah, so do most people.
Cost of living hit everyone.
An FY2 doctor can earn decent money tbh. Learning how to budget and plan will help.
It's pathetic and selfish. | 1 |
1d3ao5d | RT Davies has been stating they're going to table this for a week, so why is everyone surprised?
It'll go nowhere. It's just a sideshow for the upcoming General Election. | 0 |
1d67ul5 | Getting an apprenticeship changed my life. I was working a dead end career as a chef and an apprenticeship gave me a lifeline into the power industry. I really consider them valuable for the country and are an excellent policy for people who traditionally couldn't afford university (the middle working class, where maintenance funding and grants fall majorly short and parents could never afford to support them). For an extra year or two on a course, an apprentice comes out with the same academic qualifications but 4-5 years industrial experience. I highly recommend people trying to get on one.
I support most of Labour’s policies, however I have to agree with the tories on this one and perhaps lean into the lib dems idea being the best. Rather than extracting funds for retraining, there should be additional funding. I can only see unscrupulous business (which is most) using this to utilise the apprenticeship levy to pay for routine staff training, likely redesigned as an in house delivery so individuals don't even get external certification to utilise. | 0 |
1boli15 | Because we imported a bunch of low skilled labour that didn't fill our skills gaps, and actually increased demand for them. | 0 |
1cy31p5 | Can we vote to move them to Africa? | 1 |
1d4pqd7 | If Scotland is a third world nation what does that say about the 'strength of the Union' that allowed that to happen under its watch? Same for Wales, Northern Ireland and Northern England. | 0 |
1avil8p | Zionist puppet… vote em out | 0 |
1bd9wzg | Nothing this guy says is worth listening to. | 0 |
1ckr51r | The worst PM since Truss | 0 |
1d4uto8 | This has been the worst purge in the history of purges | 0 |
1d3gxc7 | Am I allowed to mention these scumbags are part of a community that may or may not be unjustifiably discriminated against? | 0 |
1box4bk | Imagine being such a fucking dumbass that you post yourself vandalising a mural on Instagram | 0 |
1bz87mw | Ah yes but at the cost of the £10.4 Billion it'll lose in taxes- trust me ...they'll still want that cash so you'll need to 'find it' from other sources (VAT/Income etc)
Cost to the NHS of smokers? £2.6 billion a year... guessing the gov just pockets the difference for other 'things'
Still. Good to know it 'Might' go to local causes... | 1 |
1ay04mv | People talk about shamima begum not being allowed back
Plenty of UK people going over to join the idf, committing genocide and then returning
Keep them out too the genocidal maniacs | 0 |
1d601rh | In the US Alexandria Ocasia Cortez got a few million in grass roots donations.
Right wing (and some left) were loosing their shit saying things like "She's now answerable to a small minority of activists". The (purposeful) irony. | 0 |
1boxsgn | Protest harder, go to water companies with a large group of men and women, demand they stop or they will be run out of the county through any means necessary. They’re killing our rivers, our ecosystem, the very thing that keeps us alive. Retaliate | 0 |
1awop3j | US says jump, UK says how high Sir? | 1 |
1d5or7g | Careful! I heard she needs to drink the blood of a virgin every full moon or the lizard people will come to take her away. | 1 |
1d5h0ce | Mass migration is a disaster. We really need to get back to a sensible number of carefully selected migrants or the whole ruddy show is going to explode. | 0 |
1d5jgvb | Its a natural monopoly, so really it shouldn't exist full stop. | 0 |
1by2u4l | West mids, if there’s anything to love about where I live it’s that there’s like a million pubs in my town. Or that we’re basically right in the middle so getting to places by train is quite easy
Oreyt duck | 0 |
1d4pqd7 | Let's hope the SNP are gutted at this next general election. Binning Humza is the final straw for a lot of voters. | 0 |
1crxfdx | There’s obviously no political repression, deep social inequality or honour killings in either of the countries you have cited… | 1 |
1d5qeuo | This needs to be framed in a gold guilt frame and put in pride of place in the National Portrait Gallery London. This is legendary. | 0 |
1d2xe88 | Never had a bad pint at Spoons. Apologies for not being a rich person. | 1 |
1c25yp4 | That's a steal!! | 0 |
1bv42jy | How? They’ve lost their freedom of movement thanks to people over 50 who enjoyed it themselves then stole it from the younger generations in 2016. Only about 10% of under 50s would qualify for any kind of permanent work visa in any country. Compare that to 100% of brits free to live as long as they want in any EU country. | 0 |
1bndxs7 | Once again, where are the Zionazi pussyholes that called me every kind of racist bigoted antisemite for calling this shit out? I don’t see the IDF as Jews any more than I see the Westboro Baptist Church as Christians. | 0 |
1by9ukv | wow the world is finally getting to see the brutality of the Zionest IDF & the evil of Israel government under zionist rule , but most of us knew the evil of them , the Jewish people are not ones causing this , its not the people Palestinan either . | 0 |
1cvwflz | Because of all the rain interspersed with decent sunshine our garden looks, feels and sounds like the bountiful garden of Eden, it's wondrous, deffinately makes the wet winter worth struggling through. | 0 |
1c9kjse | It's actually insane to me that people think importing millions of people into western countries who have vastly different sets of values will work out just because. Remember, we live in democracies. We are importing votes for these values we don't agree with.
We don't even allow for the possibility of integration and assimilation because we're letting so many in that instead of them conforming to our ways of life, they're changing our ways of life over tim | 0 |
1bdru52 | What a fucking cunt | 0 |
1bfftth | Of course nothing can top London's grifty glamour, you can eat your fill and get robbed at the same damn time.
Michelin Star? Nah give me like 10x steak slices instead. | 1 |
1cq87o0 | Not sure what else they are supposed to do in the heat. U.K. houses are badly built, and air conditioning is prohibitively expensive. Masses of Lidos and council pools have been shut down along with libraries. We don’t build heat shelters like France did during their killer heat waves. As usual in the U.K. the govt don’t care if you live in misery or drop dead of heat stroke. So they have had to make do as best they can like a lot of people in grinding poverty in broke Britain. I won’t condemn them or sneer at them. | 0 |
1beflwq | The whole transport infrastructure in the UK is terrible.
Frequently late, poorly maintained, terribly behaved passengers.
I once got on a train where both the toilets were not working. I told an employee, and they shrugged. What if you were with an elderly relative or traveling with kids?
A total farce.
Look how efficient the public transport is in Japan and Korea. Why is the UK so incompetent? | 0 |
1bfcsgr | This isnt nazi germany, yet... | 0 |
1d38fpx | I stopped as soon as he derailed her first comment with “getting very violent” and set it all off. I can’t listen to that btec Piers Morgan shit, throwing fuel on the fire straight away and interrupting a valid point by making stupid arguments that aren’t relevant. | 0 |
1d5o9ka | Ahh Brighton and Hove. This is not for the cars because they hate cars, it’s because all the cyclists have probably been threatening to stop voting green if they don’t fix them lol. | 0 |
1d38sr1 | Looking forward to the new revenue making opportunities now that the post is owned by a privately owned profit driven foreign entity. How about:
* Inserting advertisments into my letters so now I need to untangle everything from within a Domino's leaflet. Oops, I've been made redundant, but at least I'm getting 10% off my next extra large Hawaiian. | 1 |
1bej1jj | Yippe | 0 |
1d57y5r | I don’t even own a log burner but fuck right off, Taylor Swift is flying to the other side of her house in a private jet, but we can’t keep warm burning renewables? Nuh uh | 0 |
1bfgqo0 | High quality meme | 0 |
1d1ybzr | What a pitch to old people
"Vote for me! I'll kill your grandkids!" | 1 |
1bdtrcv | Not saying she’s perfect but she was treated horrendously by the media and her own party. | 0 |
1cb3vk3 | I get the Independent but have recently decided to change to a different paper; it’s not very absorbent you see. Oh, I forgot to mention, I only buy it for my dogs kennels for them to piss on. To be fair, it’s not even good enough for that…. | 1 |
1d69hhx | I happen to like quirky stories like this. I find them entertaining. I guess you just want death, crime, and politics stories, yeah? | 1 |
1bj9hi3 | Israel is doing a holocaust on Palestine. | 0 |
1d3i3mt | The whole thing was clearly a hatchet job. Billions bunged to the mates of rich Conservative MPs in farcical contacts during covid, and they are trying to smear Rayner over this utter non story. Pathetic deflection. | 0 |
1d3zfn4 | I read a story like this a few days ago and it a shame a country like this has such widespread housing issues. The answer is quite simple really in the eyes of many in this country though, just be richer. | 0 |
1bsbf0r | Clearly being a psychopath is no bar to being elected to the Knesset.. | 1 |
1cxwfhs | It’s one of my biggest fears, losing the functionality of my bowels and I realised that this fear is mostly due to public perception. Hopefully stuff like this goes someways in changing that. | 0 |
1d4qqda | FFS that's 14 million cubic metres or 14 thousand cubic kilometres of shit. | 0 |
1d4uhul | Fuck that. Full driving ban. Tear up their licence. Crush the van and bill therm the cost of that plus the cleanup. | 0 |
1d4b2s4 | The most frustrating part is just the bare faced lying. Stop lying and just admit it and move on.
Admit it, you lose the voters who won’t accept it (I for one) and you’ll keep the voters that agree with what you’re doing. | 0 |
1byzy64 | She’s awesome. | 0 |
1d3cfw6 | No one expects a second armada! | 1 |
1c8ssun | Jews have been leaving France for years. 50,000 Jews have left France since 2000 with antisemitism being the most commonly cited reason for leaving. You cannot walk around the streets of Paris with a kippa on, and it’s been this way for years. | 0 |
1d601rh | Is this the MP that has been pictured campaigning with a heroin dealer? | 0 |
1bnn6h7 | gotta say mate, saying "Hitler wanted it as a capital" is not necessarily a positive. | 0 |
1beomjd | He’s right, history will not judge this time kindly. | 0 |
1d1pqka | At least we agree on the important things :) | 0 |
1bka6ay | The main question is what's going on with the headline? It's like a toddler wrote it... Completely inappropriate emoji combined with 'scary' in quotes... I mean I'm sure it would be terrifying if that happened. | 1 |
1d37ath | Agrivoltaics is the answer. However, that land and soil is going to be preserved for another 50-100 years and saved from erosion.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go and ask farmers in the Fens, how much black soil they have left. | 0 |
1d3mdfk | > hateful platform
They prefer to call it "Conservative Party HQ". | 1 |
1bkki2y | American company, what a shock.
If you did the same to their colours there would be hell on.
Americanisation is the process of obliterating European ideology and culture and substituting it with Recreational McUSA Bullshit | 1 |
1d35qlg | Diane "white people love playing divide and rule" Abbott has a history of making racist remarks. She may be genuinely sorry for her latest undisciplined outburst (as much as I doubt it), but it'd only be a matter of time before she did the same again.
Despite what the activists say, this is the only positive outcome. | 0 |
1d5tdx5 | The problem with Boris is that he has always engaged in the persona of, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.
This kind of person should have never had the opportunity to run for higher office. Unfortunately as he's a good liar, people thought he'd be a laugh because he's like them.
He's just a complete mess and has never ever had to face the consequences of his actions, so he continues to behave like a twat and always will do. | 0 |
1d2xgmo | I can’t wait for Labour to take charge and fix everything like I’m being told on Reddit. They must have done a great job the last time they were in power to be held in such high regard. | 1 |
1d6ccd4 | I have seen people driving 30-40k cars stealing. So surely they can afford it. Also working in retail made me realise that anyone can steal. | 0 |
1d67ul5 | Can't forget Subway's "Apprentice Sandwich Artist" at some £2 per hour... jesus. | 0 |
1crm6ju | People are conflating the idea that the evidence presented shouldn’t have been enough to convict her with the idea that she is “innocent”. | 0 |
1d5o3mj | Banger username. | 0 |
1c9kjse | It's a really serious problem that young white people are being taught to hate their own countries, people, history and culture and this is not hyperbole to any degree, it's literally true and it will manifest in all sorts of ways down the road. | 0 |
1d4zore | Hope that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Thanks Eric. | 1 |
1d5hsxf | Yet thousands of parents pay for their kids to watch pantomime every Chrisrmas and nobody gives a shit. | 0 |
1d4uhul | Another nonsense platform about to be rendered meaningless.
May as well promise free homes made of chocolate Rishi. | 0 |
1d1ndh0 | The dead look in his eyes is unnerving | 0 |
1cbxh7o | If this despicable policy is ever implemented then eventually there will be a reckoning, another Nuremberg, and all ryannair staff involved in sending these poor people to their deaths in Rwanda will undoubtedly use the excuse of ‘just following orders’. | 0 |