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I just figured it out, you know? I mean, you're not working and, uh, the economy is bad. | Track1_Testing_00101.mp4 |
Excuse me? | Track1_Testing_00102.mp4 |
YOU'RE WELCOME. | Track1_Testing_00103.mp4 |
YEAH, WELL, IF, IF, IF MARK SAID THAT THEN MARK'S AN IDIOT. | Track1_Testing_00104.mp4 |
...and telling your friend her new pants look like a saggy diaper. | Track1_Testing_00105.mp4 |
Okay, I'm getting some mixed messages here. | Track1_Testing_00106.mp4 |
And not because I want you to go out with me because I don't want you to go out with anybody. | Track1_Testing_00107.mp4 |
Instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, which gives you an opportunity to show her that you're a loving and supportive boyfriend. | Track1_Testing_00108.mp4 |
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | Track1_Testing_00109.mp4 |
That's how I take it. | Track1_Testing_00110.mp4 |
YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WE BOTH AGREED IT WAS GOING TO BE A TWO-WEEK THING, YOU KNOW-- NO COMMITMENT. | Track1_Testing_00111.mp4 |
Before you get upset... ...I've come up with a way for us to celebrate the occasion that we both can enjoy. | Track1_Testing_00112.mp4 |
IT'S NOT THAT EASY. THERE'S STILL A LOT OF, UH... RELATIONSHIP STUFF. | Track1_Testing_00113.mp4 |
Really? What tipped you off? | Track1_Testing_00114.mp4 |
But we don't do that. | Track1_Testing_00115.mp4 |
Okay. The truth is... | Track1_Testing_00116.mp4 |
Okay, quick and painful. | Track1_Testing_00117.mp4 |
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD TOTALLY SELL THIS! IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR, LIKE, UM.... A KITTY LITTER CAMPAIGN. | Track1_Testing_00118.mp4 |
(imitates Koothrappali): "Oh, I wish could enjoy a cup of tea without a naked girl bouncing up and down on me." | Track1_Testing_00119.mp4 |
PRINCESS LEIA WAS WEARING THIS, UM... GOLD BIKINI THING. IT WAS PRETTY COOL. | Track1_Testing_00120.mp4 |
If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows? | Track1_Testing_00121.mp4 |
...from beyond the grave, Emma. | Track1_Testing_00122.mp4 |
It still looks pretty far. | Track1_Testing_00123.mp4 |
Well, he's your pet rat? | Track1_Testing_00124.mp4 |
I'd like you to call me "sexy." | Track1_Testing_00125.mp4 |
NO, NO. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT 'CAUSE I MADE YOU QUIT COLD TURKEY. IT'S TOO HARD, YOU KNOW? OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, I CAN'T DATE YOU ANYMORE 'CAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW... LIKE, WOW | Track1_Testing_00126.mp4 |
JEANNIE, THE HEAD OF EAST COAST OPERATIONS JEANNIE? | Track1_Testing_00127.mp4 |
JUST A LITTLE GAG GIFT SOMEBODY GAVE ME. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. | Track1_Testing_00128.mp4 |
No, it was more like a "good luck!" | Track1_Testing_00129.mp4 |
Because I think I just heard her moving around in there. | Track1_Testing_00130.mp4 |
Oh, like what? I'm sorry. I don't mean to pry. It's just that this must be... what regular people experience when they watch Access Hollywood. | Track1_Testing_00131.mp4 |
Oh, good. | Track1_Testing_00132.mp4 |
ARE YOU OVER ME? | Track1_Testing_00133.mp4 |
I KNOW. I AM... I AM SO SORRY. | Track1_Testing_00134.mp4 |
Hold it. Give me some specifics. | Track1_Testing_00135.mp4 |
Oh, don't let The Riddler know that. | Track1_Testing_00136.mp4 |
Terrific. It's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go. | Track1_Testing_00137.mp4 |
You did? When? | Track1_Testing_00138.mp4 |
A WOMAN'S. | Track1_Testing_00139.mp4 |
ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY I-I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME. | Track1_Testing_00140.mp4 |
You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear. | Track1_Testing_00141.mp4 |
Oh, my God, look. There's Jeffrey Klarik. | Track1_Testing_00142.mp4 |
All right, well, have fun. | Track1_Testing_00143.mp4 |
OH, MY GOD. WHO DIED ON THIS? | Track1_Testing_00144.mp4 |
WHAT? WHAT? | Track1_Testing_00145.mp4 |
GOD, I LOVE THESE FINGERS. | Track1_Testing_00146.mp4 |
Come on, I spent an entire plane ride with you talking about the trailer for Deadpool 2. | Track1_Testing_00147.mp4 |
WHY DID YOU FILL YOUR FATHER'S HEAD WITH ALL THAT GARBAGE ABOUT MAKING THINGS RIGHT? THINGS WERE FINE THE WAY THEY WERE. THERE'S CHICKEN IN THERE. PUT IT AWAY. FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOEY. | Track1_Testing_00148.mp4 |
Not possible. She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls! | Track1_Testing_00149.mp4 |
But now that her cast is off, he moved out. And, honestly, I'm kind of glad. It was getting a little weird. | Track1_Testing_00150.mp4 |
Happy kitty, sleepy-- | Track1_Testing_00151.mp4 |
-First, take a picture with me. -Why? | Track1_Testing_00152.mp4 |
WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG? | Track1_Testing_00153.mp4 |
I KNOW. | Track1_Testing_00154.mp4 |
OH, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT US TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE. THINK HOW EXCITED HE'S GOING TO BE WHEN WE GO AND SURPRISE HIM. PLUS, WE GET TO HAVE OUR OWN... | Track1_Testing_00155.mp4 |
UM, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. | Track1_Testing_00156.mp4 |
Nicely done! | Track1_Testing_00157.mp4 |
I'M SORRY. | Track1_Testing_00158.mp4 |
YOU HAD NO RELATIONSHIP. | Track1_Testing_00159.mp4 |
I'M A TWINKIE. | Track1_Testing_00160.mp4 |
I'M A TWINKIE. | Track1_Testing_00161.mp4 |
I'M A TWINKIE. | Track1_Testing_00162.mp4 |
No, but I want to be. | Track1_Testing_00163.mp4 |
This is it. Unless we're on a break. | Track1_Testing_00164.mp4 |
Well, it might not be a great idea to invite those two. | Track1_Testing_00165.mp4 |
Yes, the disappointing sex. | Track1_Testing_00166.mp4 |
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO COULD GET YOUR PICTURE UP THERE. | Track1_Testing_00167.mp4 |
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO COULD GET YOUR PICTURE UP THERE. | Track1_Testing_00168.mp4 |
Just drop. | Track1_Testing_00169.mp4 |
Nothing else worked! That girl is all about the ass! | Track1_Testing_00170.mp4 |
So tell me a little bit about yourself. | Track1_Testing_00171.mp4 |
Do you realize I have a classroom full of students? | Track1_Testing_00172.mp4 |
BEFORE, OVER THERE, WITH THE BILLS. YOU TRIED TO GIVE ME CHARITY. I SAID, "NO." YOU DROPPED IT. OKAY, THEN, WE HAD A NICE LAST NIGHT TOGETHER. WE HAD SOME FUN; WE GAMBLED. NOBODY TRIED TO GIVE ANYBODY ANY MONEY. NOW, OUT OF THE BLUE, YOU START WITH THE CHARITY THING AGAIN. | Track1_Testing_00173.mp4 |
No. Actually, I thought about it when we were going out. That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me. | Track1_Testing_00174.mp4 |
I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn't have, but you got porn. | Track1_Testing_00175.mp4 |
Stop it. | Track1_Testing_00176.mp4 |
Look, I'm asking you as a friend. | Track1_Testing_00177.mp4 |
...you know those are real, right? | Track1_Testing_00178.mp4 |
Well, it creeps me out. | Track1_Testing_00179.mp4 |
Now, I'm gonna do something here to help you along. | Track1_Testing_00180.mp4 |
HOW COULD IT NOT MATTER? | Track1_Testing_00181.mp4 |
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT I MIGHT JUST BE THAT STUPID? | Track1_Testing_00182.mp4 |
WHAT CAN I SAY? SHE NAILED IT. | Track1_Testing_00183.mp4 |
The vicar! | Track1_Testing_00184.mp4 |
And some people in the science community are calling it "The Wonder Blunder." | Track1_Testing_00185.mp4 |
Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand... but that person was neither female nor wearing pants. | Track1_Testing_00186.mp4 |
YOU'RE SO CLOSE. NO! | Track1_Testing_00187.mp4 |
YEAH, ME, TOO. | Track1_Testing_00188.mp4 |
OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M GETTING READY TO SAY. I WANT TO HAVE A BABY. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE ONE. | Track1_Testing_00189.mp4 |
Come on, big fella. Okay... | Track1_Testing_00190.mp4 |
Please tell the judge I'm ready to apologize. | Track1_Testing_00191.mp4 |
YEAH. OKAY. | Track1_Testing_00192.mp4 |
Come on, Shelly. I want you to know I'm very proud of you. | Track1_Testing_00193.mp4 |
THAT'LL WORK TOO. | Track1_Testing_00194.mp4 |
It's not the best! | Track1_Testing_00195.mp4 |
I want you to know that that is sincere. I-I do feel bad. I'm not just saying it to be included on your trip. | Track1_Testing_00196.mp4 |
Ooh, that's a tough one. Oh, wait a minute. This happened to me before. Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I... No, wait a minute. It was me who fell asleep. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while? | Track1_Testing_00197.mp4 |
I guess. | Track1_Testing_00198.mp4 |
No, not for many years. | Track1_Testing_00199.mp4 |
I'm trying not to attract attention. | Track1_Testing_00200.mp4 |