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OH, YEAH, RIGHT NOW.
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There, perfect.
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I'm also allergic to peanuts and cashews... and almonds and filberts...
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But not about this.
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I love marriage.
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BUT, COME ON... AND WHAT IS WITH THE REALLY HOT STICK IN THE BATHROOM?
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I see what's happening here. You're playing hard to get.
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SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB.
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SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB.
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SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB.
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SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB.
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SHELDON: Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.
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I didn't mean now. Hello?
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NOW, THAT... THAT WAS, UH... I MEAN, AS OPPOSED TO, UH... THE, UH... OKAY, IS THIS OVER YET?
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WHAT KIND OF A PARTY SERVES BARLEY?
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I guess so.
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Oop. Red light. Release accelerator... ...and slowly apply the brake.
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I don't want to hug you either. I was just feeling blue.
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BECAUSE IT'LL TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT. TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. I JUST DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT.
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Oh, it's sweet how you look out for him. You're a good guy.
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Of course not.
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Oh, you can say. Come on. I don't want you to feel like you can't tell me things.
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-Oh. Oh. Shut the door, Shut the door. -Why?
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Yes, you are.
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WHAT IF THEY GET MIXED UP?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME.
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He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating.
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YEAH, BUT IF I'D KNOWN WHAT KIND OF FRIEND YOU WOULD TURN OUT TO BE
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MY ANIMALS. THE GUY SAID THEY SUITED ME. HE SPOKE WITH AN ACCENT. I WAS CONFUSED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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REALLY? I LIKE YOUR NATURAL COLOR.
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YEAH, IT DID.
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Oh, no, Morlocks. Eat him, eat him.
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No. Yeah, take the couch, or my bed. I just got new pillows.
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Pheebs, I... There isn't gonna be any "flying about." Ha, ha. We thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.
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Wh-Wh-What? What?
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Okay, okay.
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RACH, THANKS, BUT I DON'T NEED YOU DOING ME ANY FAVORS.
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I said, I said "you're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking.
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NO, SHE JUST DIED TODAY. UM, OKAY. WE'RE HAVING A MEMORIAL SERVICE TOMORROW.
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You ought to come with us sometime.
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I made some brownies. You want one?
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and you let me in.
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NO, ACTUALLY, UH... I WENT WITH, UH... NOW THIS MAY HURT.
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I'M A SINGLE MOM WITH A 30-YEAR-OLD SON.
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Oh, my God.
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I think she's checking out your beehive, Ross.
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Hang on a moment.
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I agree. How exactly do we do that?
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You know, if it's all the same with you... ...I think I'll stick with Leonard.
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Okay, nice and cozy.
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I am one of the great minds of our generation. I work on a level so rarified, you couldn't even imagine it. I said, stop looking at my cool train!
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OH, YOU GO OUT WITH HIM.
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You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See, this is one of the things that I can apologize for later. What I mean is, you're Monica, okay and I am in love with Monica.
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CALM DOWN. DO YOU WANT THIS UNIT OR NOT?
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The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people... ...is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them.
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NO. WELL, HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SEE A LOT OF STUFF.
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Okay, excuse me for a minute.
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Right there with you.
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LOOK, IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR CHAIRS ARE INCREDIBLY UGLY.
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I quit!
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You are beautiful, you know that? You pop, sparkle and buzz electric.
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"SMOKE AWAY!"
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I think you'd call him Lee.
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Okay. Okay.
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Sun, the waves, the beautiful bodies... ...tanned and glistening with sweat.
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Oh. That's great. Great, great, great. -Why wait so long to tell me? -I just....
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THAT'LL WORK.
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We have grant money to do the experiment,
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If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him.
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Yeah. You know, the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough, but, uh, staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it. Mm. Well,
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THAT'S RIGHT, ROSS-- I CAN SEE YOU IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT AND YOU CAN SEE ME-- SAME AS YESTERDAY. SAME AS THE DAY BEFORE.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TOUCH YOUR ARM BEFORE YOU ASK ME ON A DATE?
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-Sheldon? -I want a cookie, Meemaw.
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OH, NO. YOU WENT ON OUR HONEYMOON ALONE?
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Amy, this is crazy. You have nothing to be suspicious about.
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That wasn't quite the word I was looking for... ...but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.
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OR SMART ENOUGH, OR... MAYBE HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY I DRESS.
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Got it.
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LISTEN, PAUL, I THINK THIS IS REALLY GREAT
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YOU'RE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN SHE IS.
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LORVIS: One Mississippi, two Mississippi....
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But I need to tell you something, and listen carefully.
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AW, THAT'S TOO BAD. HOW'D THEY DO IT?
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Yeah, most days the place is packed with confused, angry baseball fans.
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YOU NEVER COME INTO THIS OFFICE AGAIN.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE OBVIOUSLY LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR SEVENTH APARTMENT FROM THE LEFT.
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SO HOW COME YOU WANTED TO EAT IN TONIGHT?
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Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
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Um, yeah. Starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?
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OH, MY GOD! YOU OWN AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU THINK THAT TASTES GOOD? WHERE ARE YOU EVEN FROM?
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Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
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Yay.
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Of course not.
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You think this is fast? It is just a matter of time before I see Amy's leg stubble in my shower.
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OH, GREAT. OH, YOU. UM, WHAT'S UP?
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I KNOW. I KNOW. BUT, UH, JUST... I'M TELLING YOU. ONCE... ONCE YOU GET PAST THAT PART WHERE IT JUST FEELS LIKE YOU WANT TO DIE
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I THINK MY MARRIAGE IS, UM...
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Thanks, dude. This is great!
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