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What do you think is my most attractive figure? | Um.
It's not just the smash or pass. It's the let's make a movie. It's the lack of chef. Can you see Moses? The case against you is high. But you know what? Let's move on from this. | All right, cool.
Speaking of, one of the Smasher Pass videos you did, that was actually pretty funny. I was like, what was the recruitment process for the Smash of Lagos? You did, because I don't know how you found the characters, the level of characters in that video. I was dying. I was like, where did Moses find this? What was the recruitment process for that? | Okay, so normally in the uk, it's always hard to gather girls because girls have the pride and they don't want to look a certain type of way. But here it was, people were just down to do it, but to get the guys. Oh, my God.
Oh, really? Yeah. | It was such a story.
That's so interesting. | Yeah. So what happened was most of the girls are just influencers, mutuals. And then she DM'd like 20, 19 respondents.
That's his normal. That's a Monday or Tuesday for Moses. He DM'd. 2019 responded. He's giving you his success rate. | The one that didn't respond. It's all right. Maybe her phone died or something. I don't know. Or maybe she was busy that day. But yeah, 19 responded about. Only, uh, replied back to 10. So that part was so easy.
Alright. You look nice as well. | Thank you. I was waiting for that.
So you messaged 1920, and they only responded to 10, but you're the one. | That messaged them, so. Yeah, but I couldn't give.
I couldn't. | I couldn't tell. 19 people? Yes. Like, I only needed 10 people. The guys. Now I DM'd like 20 and you got like three replies.
Yeah. | And I begged those three to bring friends, and they brought, like, one or two. So when we got there that day, I only had, like, four guys and 10 girls. Wow. And I was like, what the hell am I gonna do? So I remember I got two guys from the area because I filmed at the DANF area. So there was a guy that was at a barber shop. After he got his trim, I begged him to come. He came, called his friend, his friend came. Then one of my guy that's, like, just friends with me pulled up, but he pulled up a few of his friends, so I had to beg. Like, it was so hard getting guys. Eventually, I think it was, like, one guy less than the girls, but we thank God you made it work. Yeah.
The shower content. I showered, period. | Now it works.
When's the last time you kissed someone? | Um. How did we go from that?
Okay, can you see where men want to deflect? Ah, now you're doing a little jiggy. | We were having a little long, but now you want to find out?
Yeah, I want to find out. | Um. Um. Damn.
Damn. | Couple weeks ago.
Couple weeks? Are you sure it's a couple weeks? | Yeah, like two weeks ago.
That's okay. | Well, it was a good kiss.
Or are you waiting for it? | I can't just compliment you, you know. Compliment.
Really? | Yeah.
Who was that? Is that your friend? Your. | It was. It was a female. She was a. She was a girl, I guess.
Can you see the old one? | Ask my wife. Is that what you want?
Uh, no problem. | When was the last time you kissed someone?
It's scary, but we can move on. | No, let's not move on. Let's not Lero. Let's not run away.
It's, you know, I'm busy working, so then I don't have time to kiss. | Okay.
That's just the problem. | Ah. Okay, cool.
Yeah. Complete this sentence. Dating me is like. | Oh. Dating me is like, um, being on a roller coaster. So you don't expect.
Meaning what? Vomiting? | No.
Instability? | No.
What if I don't feel it? | We have similar drip. We both got the pearls. So, you know, if you look good, I have to look good as well.
Upside down? | You could try to make it sound as bad as always relaxing, but people still pay money to go on a roller coaster. Uh, so it's not really as chaotic as you think it is. Not saying people are paying money to date me, but, like, it's fun.
Moses, can you see how you keep on playing into their shower angle? | People paying money to roller coaster. No, what I'm trying to say is.
That people pay money. You're trying to go, let's make movies. | It's not gonna work like that, Moses.
Ldn quote it. I didn't say it. | But you're trying to make it Sound terrible. So I'm telling you, if it's so terrible, why are people paying money to go on it?
Are, uh, people paying money for terrible things all the time? | I don't know about that one, innit? But a roller coaster is supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be exhilarating, you know, you don't know what's coming up next.
Exhilarating. That's an interesting word to use. | Yeah.
Speaking of exhibiting, I think you're a very adventurous guy. | Yeah.
What is the craziest thing you've done? | Oh, someone asked me this the other day.
Oh, really? | Obviously I'm from London as well as Nigeria. So there was a time I was really, really bored. Like, all my friends were at work in London. All my friends were at work. All of my, um, people I could call was busy. So I just thought, you know what? I'm hungry and I'm bored. So I took my car and I drove to Paris to go get some food. And I came back the same day. And I feel like that's probably one of the crazy.
The person Moses was dropping that story for, he has bands, as you can see. So that story was for you? I don't know Moses. You said crazy, and Moses said, well, I'm rich. Okay, no, that's not even rich. | It's cheap to go. You know, you can drive to Paris very cheap, very quick.
I like your pants. I like the color. | Thanks. I decided to switch it up. I normally just wear all black, but I heard I was coming for a bright girl, so I had to switch it up.
I don't know about you. | I don't know why you drive there.
You're not going to spend any money there, obviously. | I went to go buy food.
Don't you need gas to dry? | Trust me, you could do more expensive things. That's that. It was just crazy. Like, it took me like six hours the whole.
In fact, was the food nice? | Of course.
What was the food? | It was at some restaurants. I forgot his name is some French name.
Was it just yourself or you were doing somebody? | No, just me. It was just me. I tried to call myself.
When you said that, you were really fidgeting. | No, my legs were just itchy. So I was like, what? Yours is not itchy? So I just touched down in Lagos and I'm, um, game to try some new things. But if I'm being honest, I'm not even sure what I signed up to, but we'll find out today.
Are you single? | Yeah, I am.
Um, how long have you been single? | A while.
What does that mean? Give us some specificity. | It means I've not been single recently. It's just been a while.
Today Moses has started. Do you need us to set up a GoFundMe account for shirts for you? Because it's just without shirts so much, it's really concerning. | Wow. But I'm wearing a shirt today.
So, okay, if you're dating Moses and He's not dating you. That's why he's trying to avoid him. Because I don't know what he means. | By it's not been recently. So clearly it's been a while.
Clearly it's been a while. | I'm not going to give you a figure.
That's fine. | Before you start doing your maths and your calculation and then you start saying, but you kiss someone. We're not doing that. But it's been a while.
Was. You already casted yourself. Okay. | If you're dating Moses, you have fun. Roller coaster. Trust me.
Okay. What is your most attractive future? | I think my, uh, drive.
I'm so you have drive. That's fair. Cool. What do you think is my most attractive figure? Um, not the up and down. | I have to just check, innit? Because I was going to give. I like your height.
That's a specific one. That's good. Describe your perfect day. | Perfect date or day day for you?
Perfect day. | Oh, waking up early, going to the gym. Of course.
Of course. Shirtless. Standard. | Yeah. Normal behavior.
Normal. | Coming back. Um, editing some videos, getting a lot of productive things done.
I'm shocked. | But do you know what the issue is?
Yeah. | Seeing some of my friends, going out to get good food. M. This is a casual day, by the way. Not like. And then possibly exercising towards the end of the evening. Maybe we go play some football, basketball. And if I was in a relationship at the time, let's just imagine I was maybe like a little movie nights, just to end the day. That's it.
Uh, it's a nice day. | Yeah. Very casual, you know, I don't do too much.
Okay, we're going back to your Instagram on December 20th. | Can I leave the show, please? What is going on? I don't understand. How do you know these days?
On December 20, 2021, you posted in 2021, like, you posted a picture and you captioned it. This is a public record, so most of you. Instagram is hard. Who knows this? Instagram is not hard. People that do research and have a show. | Okay.
But anyways, on December 20, uh, 2021, you captioned your Instagram photo. If you piss me off, I might just cheat. Call it reflex. So, future's picture on your wall. Do you wake up and pray it's a future kiss? | The picture, it's just one of those ones there when you don't have a caption. So you.
You just think of cheating if you don't have. | No, no, no. So you find a song, you take a line from it that you know may cause a bit of trouble, you post them I like trouble, you know, that's fair.
I agree with that. | Yeah. I like a bit of trouble. I feel like, you know, my life will be boring if there's not some sort of trouble in my comment section or. Understand. Some people live boring lives, you know, like, they post a perfect picture, perfect caption, I'm an angel. And then nobody cares because you're just an angel. And there's so many angels in this world.
Is it? | But I like to be the angel. Call it what you want.
You don't say. You don't be an angel. So what's your. | You didn't let me finish. I said I'm an angel that likes to bring out the devilish side of me sometimes. M. Is that what you think my personality is? Just being naked?
No, it's not. | But do you think if I didn't work out and had a physique, I'd still be naked or topless?
I'm actually shocked. What's the issue, Moses? | I'm a fitness guy. M so like most fitness guys don't wear shirts on their Instagram page.
No. | So you think I'm doing it because.
I one serves the other. | So because I have the muscles, I do it?
No, you have the desire. So the desire will drive you to get the muscles. | Okay.
And then the muscles will give you the picture. It's the drive, like we said. Uh, it manifests in different ways. | No problem.
You obviously travel quite a bunch. | Yeah.
Which is really cool. Where's your favorite place you've been to? And where's somewhere you really want to go? | Let me think about this one properly. Oh, yeah. There was a time I went to Bodrum in Turkey, I went to Nikki beach and I went to my friends just on a chilled vibe.
Yeah. | Literally left. Well, one of us kept our phone. The other two left our friends away and we just had a very great time. It was so beautiful. Like, you'd be having breakfast and then a bird would come and, like, be there. You don't know about that.
I don't know. | You don't know about that.
You're poor. I mean, you live in Africa. | No, no, no, no.
So how would I know about. | There's not a lot of people.
Okay, so that's your excuse? | That's the truth.
I've never been to Turkey. | Not a lot of people know, like, locations like that where the birds will come and, like, just be chilling while you're eating your breakfast. Some people do that. I'm sure they're sweet without seeing it, but oh, my goodness, you know. You know, you don't do roller coaster things so you wouldn't know. You're very, you know, on a bus, straight line driving. So it's different for me and you. But the place I'M playing. The place I think I really want to go to is, um. I want to go to Japan.
I really want to go to Japan as well. | But I think before Japan, because I feel like that's everyone's favorite destination. I want to go South Africa.
I really want to. Wow, you've got two places I really want to go as well. | I also want to go to Jamaica. Do you want to go there as well?
I've been. That's okay. Why are you. Why are you. By what? Somebody. Is this strange that I want to go to South Africa? | Yeah. Because I was just trying to think of some other place that you might just say because, you know, we already copied the pearls and maybe you just want to do everything that I want to do.
But this next question makes sense because let's just tie it in on grilling. You said you don't really have that many sexual kinks, but you like your head being scratched. Is it because your head is not correct? | Good one. Good one. High five. No, let me tell you, Primary two.
Is when we're doing that. But we wouldn't know about that because birds are not eating our food. | Um, it just feels great. There's nothing wrong with my head. You see what you just scratched?
Nothing wrong. I was just. For you. Now that's what you like. | It just feels great. I feel like, um. Yeah, that's just one thing. I just. I don't know, I just love it. It's just scratch it. It feels great. How about you? What do you like?
Prayers, um, morning devotion, um, going to church. | And you say you've been single for about a year and a half now.
I never said that. Can you say I put words in people's mouth? I never. | You haven't kissed for that long? Roughly.
Yeah. Because I'm praying. | Makes sense. Now I'm starting to understand it exactly.
Even when you're not in the gym, Mosley, you're just shirtless. | Where have you ever seen me shirtless?
Uh, just, you know, commit a relationship with Christ. What's your star sign? | I think I'm a Libra.
Oh, you don't know. Okay, so you don't really care. | I think I've been told Libra a few times. I don't really do that whole thing.
But yeah, that's true. | I'm a Libra.
What's your love language? | Um, Acts of service.
Interesting. | Could you. Could you imagine me like that? Uh, cool.
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