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uu | I MEAN THAT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. OF BEING NORMAL, AND NOT A SHITTY ALIEN. TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE IN AN UNPLEASANT WAY. TO MY BRAIN. |
GG | Hrm. |
GG | Nope. That makes very little sense. |
uu | FUCK. TRY USING YOUR SUPPOSEDLY BETTER SMARTNESS THAN MINE. |
uu | AND THINK SOMEWHAT LATERALLY. ABOUT LIKE. FUCKING CULTURE. THAT ISN'T *YOURS*. |
uu | YOU DUMB BITCH. |
GG | Yes, I see it all too clearly now. You're really quite the charmer! |
uu | NO. COME ON. "DUMB BITCH" IS ANOTHER GREAT COMPLIMENT. |
uu | IN THE SAME VEIN AS THAT WHICH I JUST DESCRIBED. |
uu | IT'S A TERM OF "ENDEARMENKSKLJJF" I USE TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS. WHO IN MY VIEW HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID BEING. |
uu | UTTERLY BENEATH MY PERSONAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. THIS ISN'T COMPLICATED. |
GG | Uh huh. |
GG | So you're actually trying to claim that you find me attractive, from the alleged "bad means good" point of view of your hate-driven species? |
uu | DEFINITELY. |
uu | I'M NOT JOKING AROUND, CROCKER. |
uu | I'VE UNLOCKED A BUNCH OF YOUR SCREENS. AND SPENT A LOT OF TIME WATCHING YOU. |
uu | WHILE THINKING. JUST. |
uu | THE *DIIIIRTIEST* THOUGHTS. |
uu | HEE HEE. HAA. |
GG | Eww. |
GG | You pig. |
uu | THE OTHER FEMALE TOO. LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR SQUAD'S BACKUP BITCH. |
uu | HOW NASTY IS SHE?? JUST SO FOUL. AND THE THINGS YOU GET UP TO WITH ONE ANOTHER. OH MY. |
uu | NEED I EVEN CITE THE ALTERCATION WITH YOUR PUFFY SLUMBER LOAVES? |
GG | Excuse me?? |
uu | MY COMPLIMENTS IN PARTICULAR. ON YOUR COLORFUL UNDERGARMENTS. |
uu | WHILE BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON THE SOFT HUMAN SARSWAPAGUS. |
GG | Oh, that's just great. |
GG | The ONE TIME we had a generic girly pillow fight, and it turns out some pervert was watching us. |
GG | I think I need a shower. |
GG | Assuming I can ever take one again in peace! |
uu | DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN'T. |
uu | BUT SERIOUSLY. JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? BITCH, LISTEN. |
uu | YOU ARE ONE GRODY HARLOT. WHICH MEANS GOOD (BAD) THINGS TO ME, LET'S REMEMBER. |
uu | WHEN I UNLOCKED YOU. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'VE CHANGED? OR MAYBE JUST YOU. SINCE YOU TURNED OLDER. BUT YOU'VE REALLY. |
uu | FILLED OUT. |
uu | SINCE I LAST SAW YOU BEFORE. |
GG | What? |
GG | ... |
GG | Really? |
uu | HELL YES. |
uu | I DO ENJOY A MEATY BITCH. WITH A LITTLE CLOUT. |
GG | What do you mean, exactly... |
GG | By "clout?" |
uu | OH. I THINK YOU KNOW. |
uu | WHEN PHYSICAL PORTIONS OF THE BITCH. KIND OF JUT OUT. EXUBERANTLY. |
GG | Do you mean... |
GG | My... |
GG | Why am I even having this conversation! |
uu | I JUST HAVE A WEAK SPOT. FOR THE ABOVE AVERAGE HEFT OF YOUR PARTS. WHICH WOBBLE THE MOST. |
uu | NOW DO SOMETHING NAUSEATING FOR ME TO WATCH. |
uu | I WANT TO SEE A TAWDRY ACT OF HARD CORE SCHMALTZ. |
uu | SEE THAT ROCK OVER THERE. PRETEND IT IS THE OTHER INSOLENT BITCH. |
uu | ACT A LITTLE NERVOUS. WITH YOUR IDLE HAND, GRAZE ONE OF YOUR MORE BULBOUS LOCATIONS "INCIDENTALLY". |
uu | THEN ASK THE ROCK IF IT WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE!!! OOOOOOOH. |
GG | What? No! |
GG | Are you insane? |
GG | I don't care where you are, or whatever the hell it is you "unlocked" to spy on me. |
GG | You aren't allowed to sit there all day leering at my boobs!!! |
uu | YOUR WHAT. |
GG | My... what? |
GG | Wait, what were YOU talking about? |
uu | NO. TELL ME WHAT THOSE THINGS YOU SAID ARE. I'M SO ENTICED! |
GG | Screw you! |
GG | Tell me what you were getting at with all that!! |
GG | The stuff about "clout," and my "bulbous locations." |
uu | I WAS JUST SAYING. MY TASTE PREFERS. |
uu | WHEN THE BUXOM SHREW'S PHYSIQUE PUTS A HEALTHY DENT IN SPACETIME. |
GG | Spacetime?? |
uu | I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS. WHEN A BITCH GROWS OUT OF HER SKELETAL PHASE. |
uu | AND HER FRAME REALLY BEGINS TO CHALLENGE THE HORIZONTAL DIMENSIONS. |
GG | WHAT! |
uu | WHEN THE FEMALE RUMP STARTS GETTING MORE MILEAGE OUT OF ITS WIDENESS ATTRIBUTE. MORE BANG FOR ITS BOONBUCK! |
uu | IT EXCITES ME BETTER. WHEN BITCHES PUNISH THE GROUND. WITH EACH MEGALITHIC FOOTSTEP. |
GG | SHUT UP! |
GG | I'M NOT FAT!!! |
uu | JANE BITCH. I HAVE NEW ORDERS. |
uu | YOU WILL STRIP TO THE SCANTY PAIR OF PARTY PANTS AND THE CLOTH CHEST PIECE WHICH YOU WEAR UNDER THOSE PLAIN RAGS. |
uu | THEN FIND A NAUGHTY PATCH OF MUD. |
uu | AND ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD. LIKE AN EARTH PIG. |
uu | FLAUNTING FOR ME. YOUR SLIPPERY AND SWOLLEN PORCINE PHYSICALITY. |
uu | AND MAYBE GRUNT SOME DECADENT POEMS THROUGH YOUR SNOUT. ABOUT SOME SHITFACE YOU "ADOREFJSDKLJJF". |
uu | OOOOH YES. |
uu | THAT WOULD BE. |
uu | *WRRRRETCHED!* |
GG | GO FUCK YOURSELF! |
uu | WAIT! DON'T SHUT ME OUT. |
uu | REMEMBER WHAT I SAID. ABOUT OUR DIFFERENT CULTURES OR WHATEVER. |
uu | HAVE A FUCKING OPEN MIND, JANE. |
uu | I MADE YOU A PRESENT. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHATEVER THAT ACTUALLY IS. |
uu | SEE HOW I'M MAKING AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CUSTOMS? |
uu | MEET ME HALF OF THE GODDAMN WAY. |
GG | Oh cripes. |
GG | What is it? |
uu | A SUBLIME ARTISTIC PORTRAIT. |
uu | REMEMBER HOW I SAID MY POWER WAS GROWING WITH EACH DAY. |
uu | THIS APPLIES AS WELL TO MY PROWESS AS A DRAFTSMAN. |
GG | Oh goodness, no. You poor delusional thing. |
GG | I don't care what progress you think you've made. You will never be a good artist, dear. |
uu | HORSESHIT. |