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uu | MY ILLUSTRATION IS STUNNING. IT IS NEARLY A PHOTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF YOUR ODIOUS MILKSHAKE. |
uu | NOW PARK THE INDUSTRIAL LOAD OF FREIGHT YOU DECLARE A BOTTOM. AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY FUCKING EXCELLENCE! |
uu | http://tinyurl.com/JANETHISISYOU |
GG | Groan. |
uu | I BELIEVE I HAVE CHOSEN THE PERFECT SHAPE FOR YOU. |
uu | IT IS DESCRIBED IN CERTAIN CIRCLES KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE ARTS. AS. "A CIRCLE". |
uu | I AM VERY PLEASED WITH HOW FAITHFULLY IT HAS CAPTURED THE OBSCENE ROTUNDITY. OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT CARRIAGE. |
uu | TRULY A SPITTING IMAGE OF THE CROCKER BITCH. |
uu | NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING. |
uu | THE MASTERPIECE AFICIONADO WILL NOTICE. HOW I ACHIEVED THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED AND DIFFICULT SHAPE. |
uu | WHAT MOST GIFTED ARTISANS WILL TELL YOU. IS THAT. CIRCLES ARE BASICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW. |
uu | TRUST ME. |
uu | IT'S LIKE A PARADOX. A SHAPE WITHOUT ANGLES. WHAT?? |
uu | SO I FUCKING CHEATED. |
uu | I NAVIGATED THE IRRATIONAL PERIMETER BY MAKING A LOT OF EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE, TOTALLY LOGICAL MARKS. FORMING A WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE RIGHT ANGLES. |
uu | THE CHEATING PART HAPPENS WHEN I DO THIS A LOT. SO IT GOES IN A ROUND DIRECTION. |
uu | THIS ONE CAME OUT WELL I THINK. BUT THERE'S ROOM TO IMPROVE. |
uu | I HAVE THEORIZED THAT IF I KEEP MAKING BOGUS CIRCLES LIKE THIS. |
uu | WHILE DRAWING MORE AND MORE ANGLES. BUT SMALLER. SO SMALL THAT YOU START CAN'T SEEING THEM. |
uu | THAT THE ILLUSION OF THE CIRCLE WILL BE COMPLETE! AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IN THE FAKE CIRCLE. LIKE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS. |
uu | I BET NOBODY HAS THOUGHT OF THAT CIRCLE STRATEGY. I THINK I'M THE FIRST AT THIS IDEA. AND BEST AT IT ALREADY. |
uu | PEOPLE THINK I'M DUMB. ESPECIALLY THE VOICE IN MY HEAD. |
uu | AND THEY MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING DUMB. |
uu | BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE SPECIAL WAY I DO THINGS. WHICH IS ALWAYS ACTUALLY. THE PERFECT WAY. |
uu | I AM. |
uu | A GENIUS! |
GG | That is the most pointless and incomprehensible load of drivel I have ever read. |
GG | Your "portrait" is every bit as abysmal as I was expecting. And for the last time. I AM NOT FAT. |
GG | I think your claims of attraction to heavyset women, which you present as "flattery," is an obvious ruse to get me to feel insecure about my appearance, and it isn't going to work! |
uu | OINK. |
GG | SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!!! |
GG | UGH, THIS BIRTHDAY IS SO AWFUL! I CAN'T STAND IT! |
GG | WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME LIKE SHIT TODAY? |
GG | WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! |
uu | YOU WERE. WAIT. WHAT'S THE CONJUGATION ASSOCIATED WITH "HUMAN BIRTH"? |
uu | IS IT. HUMAN BORTH? |
uu | YOU WERE HUMAN BORTH. |
GG | SHUT UP! |
GG | I'M DONE HUMORING YOUR PERVERTED ADOLESCENT MIND GAMES! |
GG | TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CALLIOPE! |
GG | CALLIOPE!!! |
GG | WE WANT YOU BACK! PLEASE COME BACK AND SPARE US FROM THIS LECHEROUS NINCOMPOOP! |
GG | CALLIOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
GG | WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?! |
uu | SAYING HER NAME ONLY WAKES HER UP. IF SHE'S ALIVE. |
uu | SO YOUR HOG FACE CAN SNORT THE DIRTY SYLLABLES ALL IT WANTS. HELL, I WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A HAND! |
uu | CALLIOPE! WAKE UP SIS! |
uu | HAA HAA, WHOOPS. SHE CAN'T. |
uu | THE BITCH IS DEAD! |
GG | I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! |
uu | NO IT'S TRUE. I GOT SOMEBODY TO STAB HER A LOT. |
uu | THEN I STOLE HER BLOOD FOR MY LETTERS. |
GG | NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE EVEN YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE! |
uu | JANE BITCH. YOUR PREPOSTEROUS FEMALE EMOTIONS ARE GOING EARTH BANANAS AGAIN. |
uu | SETTLE DOWN AND LISTEN TO BOY REASON. DO NOT MAKE ME DEMONSTRATE THE VERACITY OF MY FACTS. YET AGAIN. |
uu | THAT SACCHARINE TRAMP IS SUCH A GONER. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK. |
uu | JUST LIKE YOUR DAPPER HUMAN GUARDIAN. |
GG | WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FATHER! |
GG | WHERE IS HE? |
uu | HE'S FUCKING DEAD IS WHERE. |
GG | YOU'RE LYING AGAIN!!! |
GG | TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! |
uu | GOD. I'M TRYING TO. |
uu | MY FACTS ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY PENETRATING YOUR HYSTERICAL ATTITUDE. LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSE. |
uu | HE WAS CAPTURED BY AN AGENT SOON AFTER YOU BEGAN YOUR QUEST. HE WAS THEN PUT IN JAIL ON DERSE. |
GG | Ok... |
GG | So he's on Derse, then? |
uu | BITCH, YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE PRISON SYSTEM ON DERSE? |
uu | IT ISN'T LIKE THE SOFT TIME YOU DO ON PROSPIT. I BET YOU NEVER SPENT ANY TIME IN THE JOKE THEY CALL A SLAMMER THERE. LET ALONE ON DERSE. |
GG | And I suppose you have?? |
uu | I WAS NOT VERY WELL BEHAVED. I DID MORE THAN MY SHARE OF TIME. CHAINED TO THE WALL OF A CELL. |
uu | HEE HEE! LIKE I WASN'T SO USED TO THAT. I WAS LIKE. DO YOUR WORST. |
uu | AND THEN THEY DID. DERSITES DO NOT TREAT THEIR PRISONERS GOOD. TO SAY THE LEAST! |
uu | I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SURVIVE THE BRUTALITY. DUE TO MY EXCEPTIONAL CONSTITUTION. AND EVEN TO SOME EXTENT. MY ABILITY TO ENJOY ANGUISH. |
uu | BUT YOUR PATHETIC, FRAIL HUMAN "DAD" IS A DIFFERENT STORY. THERE IS NO DOUBT AT ALL. THAT HE IS DEAD BY NOW! |
GG | No. Don't say that. Shut up! |
uu | YOU REALLY SHOULD BELIEVE ME. I HAVE UNLOCKED MANY OF HIS SCREENS, JUST LIKE YOURS. |
uu | YOU SHOULD SEE HOW THEY TREATED HIM! THE HORROR HE EXPERIENCED MUST BE DIFFICULT FOR A HUMAN GIRL TO IMAGINE. |
uu | PERHAPS I SHOULD CAPTURE ONE OF THE VISUALS. AND SHOW YOU FIRST HAND? |
GG | YOU BASTARD! I SAID SHUT UP!!! |
uu | HIS AGONY WAS MAGNIFICENT. AND VERY LONG LASTING. YOU SEE. HE WAS A VIP. |
uu | A VERY IMPORTANT PRISONER. SO THEY GAVE HIM SPECIAL TREATMENT. |
uu | UNDER SUCH CRUEL CIRCUMSTANCES. I BELIEVE HE WOULD HAVE TRADED HIS FAVORITE HAT. FOR A SWIFT END TO HIS HILARIOUS SUFFERING! |
GG | STOP IT |
uu | BUT IT WAS SO WONDERFUL AND GREAT TO WATCH! |
uu | BETWEEN YOUR FATHER'S DEMISE. AND HIS DAUGHTER'S EPIC POSTERIOR. LOOMING LARGE ON MY VIDEO DISPLAYS. |
uu | I REALLY MUST THANK YOUR ENTIRE "FAMILY". FOR HOURS OF SCANDALOUS ENJOYMENT! |
GG | SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!! |
GG | FUCK YOU! HE'S NOT DEAD! |
GG | MY DAD'S FINE, I'M NOT FAT, AND I HATE YOU! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!!!! |
GG | AND STOP WATCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
GT | Jane are you there? |
GT | I wouldnt blame you for not answering since i was such a shitty boor to you last time. |
GT | I just wanted to formally say happy birthday. |
GT | And also to pass along a birthday present. |
GT | I doubt it will make up for all the ways ive hurt your feelings but maybe it will be a start? |
GT | Its some fancy juju thingamabob that calliopes bro gave to me. |
GT | He specifically gave it to me to make me better so i could get stronger and punch him in the snout some day or something? |
GT | I dunno about that. I dont think i care about becoming a great hero and challenging a weird grumpy alien all that much. |
GT | Not nearly as much as my friendship with you. |